#alien hottie

[agirlhasnonamehotd]

Christ... the way he lowers himself into that chair 🥵🥵🥵

Someone sedate me. Not because I regret my decisions, but because I know I'll never be able to date an Engineer.

[chaos0pikachu]

the (mcu) avengers could NOT handle the fact that eddie is basically living out a live action tentacle hentai every thursday through sunday and sometimes on wednesday if he feeds venom tator tots okay?

[strangextown]

W.I.P. Vidcund polaroid thingy.

This is for strangetober day 8 - “ineffable”

I have too much of a social life to post on time, ya know :p :p and such.

Can’t wait to color this I’ll play dress to impress now. Toodles!

[vulpe-esque]

Were all born with original sin, I choose to use mine on men🌹

[vamprisms]

i hope when aliens arrive they're sexy

[fluxandflowwithittt]

🛸 A L I E N S ✨ E X I S T 🛸

Hey mom, there's something in the backroom

Hope it's not the creature from above

You used to read me stories

As if my dreams were boring

We all know conspiracies are dumb

[divingleadboy]

now hes feeling zombiefied aww so cute!!!

[robinsnest2111]

thinking about the tags @arnold-layne left on my goth babe mick post back in 2022, esp. the Vince climbing onto Mick's lap part 👀

idk how I missed this/forgot about this bit over the span of almost 2 years but DAMN gonna be spending ample amounts of time thinking about the image these words are conjuring up in my brain 🙏

[lovelyprincessn64]

SSBB Samus and Captain Falcon

This is my first entry and second entry for GameArtist1993's Super Smash Bros Brawl collab

[thelastlightningbug]

i raised my hand in class today and was getting into my response to a question about ethics and science and then my professor stopped me midway through my sentence to go "IS THAT A KING GIZZARD SHIRT?!"

[commanderflameafanofthemoth]

You ever really REALLY want to just grab someone and smack them and yell at them because you’re so pissed off at what they’re saying. Or want to respond to a post or a tweet in all caps just going full throttle.

But you can’t because it would be seen as “improper” or “unfair” or because friends would judge you or because you’d know that on some level you would be wrong?

[ari--l-een]

damn. this is. FUCKING STUNNING 💖💖💖💖💖💖💘💘💘💘💘💘

bloom in the abyss

[cappyjara]

I'm like pretty drunk right now but whyyyy is sigourney weaver and kurt russel so hotttttt

[infictionalwonderland]

all the bau meeting spencer’s badass gf who drives a motorcycle, has tattoos, dresses like a mob wife!!!! pls pls pls i need to read their reactions to bby boy pulling us

i can definitely do that for you !!

“You have to be nice.” JJ stared imploringly at Derek who looked back at her in shock across their booth in the bar, falling dramatically back into his seat.

“Nic—I’ll be more than nice.” He assured with the beginnings of a mischievous grin, only for Emily to slap him across the back of the head. “Hey!”

“I bet she’ll be so cute! Like a mini female Spencer all bundled up in fluffy cardigans and—aww I bet she’ll have big adorable glasses.” Penelope gushed excitedly, practically bouncing in her seat.

The sound of a motorcycle roaring distracted them and they all looked out of the window in that general curiosity that people get upon hearing a motorcycle, who was the potential hottie driving it.

Penelope gasped loudly, her drink splashing as it clanked against the wooden surface. Emily and JJ’s mouths dropped open, eyes popping out of their skulls dramatically. Derek genuinely felt lightheaded as he watched the scene before him—grasping desperately at the edge of the booth. Rossi’s eyebrows arched and he shook his head, chuckling slightly to himself. Hotch merely stared, though a smirk was twitching at his lips.

“Absolutely not—“

“What? HOW—“

“It’s a clone. An alien!”

The team’s startled chatter broke off as Penelope shushed them all loudly: everyone watched as their Spencer, boy genius, Reid got off of the back of the motorcycle, removing his arms from around the waist of the breathtakingly gorgeous girl. He offered her his hand as he stood in front of her and she rolled her eyes fondly at him, taking it. When she stood, he unzipped her motorcycle jacket for her and eased it off her shoulders—revealing a silky black halter dress, her arms scattered in tattoos, as were her thighs. Hoops dangled from her ears, red bottoms on her feet, nails manicured and hands adorned in rings.

Derek literally flopped back into his seat, starstruck.

All of them watched, heads turned accordingly to never stop looking at the pair of you (mostly you), as Spencer folded your jacket over one arm before taking your hand in his other as you both walked to the entrance—they could see he was rambling and you stared up at him, a charmed smile on perfectly painted lips.

“I—“ Emily sucked in a breath, flustered, “they’re coming now—act natural.”

At her hiss, Penelope purposefully fell back into what she thought was a more relaxed position, fluffing her hair. JJ awkwardly straightened out her clothes, leg bouncing. Emily leaned over the table ‘casually’ swirling her drink and Derek positioned himself with a broad arm flexed on the windowsill, looking out the dirty screen of the bar window with a smoulder.

Hotch looked at them all and silently shook his head, Rossi chucked silently at his face of disappointment.

The team heard the click of your heels approaching and vague remnants of your conversation with him that led Spencer to giggling.

Shocked looks were exchanged and Penelope looked like she was going to melt into a gooey puddle of awwwww.

“Hello everyone!” Spencer chirped as he reached their table, happier and more relaxed than they’d ever seen him be. “It’s nice to see you all—this-this is my girlfriend, Y/N.” 

“Hi.” Your voice was silky smooth and Penelope eyed your immovable un-smudged lip-combo with admiration. “It really is a pleasure to meet all of you.”

“The pleasure is absolutely all mi—“ Derek stopped, his sentence turning into a series of harsh wheezes as both Emily and JJ elbowed him in either side.

You blinked at them.

“It’s lovely to meet you.” He continued in a pained voice, collapsed dramatically into his seat.

JJ and Emily rolled their eyes.

“Hi! It is so so so cool to finally meet you—I’m Penelope and you are even prettier than Spencer described and, believe me, your doctor man used every ounce of this thick vocabulary to compliment you.”

You quirked a grin at the excited redhead in front on you, looking teasingly over at your boyfriend who was blushing bright red but he grinned shyly back at you.

“David Rossi.” The Italian introduced himself formally as you and Spencer sat down in the booth, opposite him. “I always knew Spencer was a man of good taste.” He gave you a mischievous smile.

“I would argue that we both have great taste.” You winked back, settling into your boyfriend’s side.

The team watched the easy way that Spencer allowed you into his space, the way in which he wrapped his arms around your waist with a comfortability they’d never seen before and the urge to smile was simply too much to ignore.

“I just want to say, If the genius ever messes up. .” Emily trailed off, making a phone with her hands and holding it against her ear, she mouthed ‘call me’ at you.

As laughter left your smirking lips, you looked up at your boyfriend who shook his head playfully down at you—you turned your head to kiss his cheek briefly, smiling up at him.

“I’ll be sure to give you a ring.” You promised her as the laughter around the quietened slightly.

“And me!” Morgan piped up happily only to groan unhappily again as JJ slapped him over the head.

“Don’t call Morgan.” JJ advised, leaning across the table as though to confide a secret in you, voice lowering to a mock whisper, “he’s got an STD he refuses to get rid off.”

“LIES AND SLANDER.”

“Not on his good name.” Penelope joined in, giggling all the while.

“It’s nice to finally meet you—I’m Aaron Hotchner.” Your boyfriend’s boss introduced himself to you as everyone got sucked into taking the piss out of Derek.

“It’s lovely to meet you Hotch.” You replied kindly, taking the name you’d heard them all call him.

“Please,” Aaron paused briefly, glancing at Spencer with a minuscule smirk, “call me Aaron.”

You nodded with an unaware smile but Spencer’s mouth dropped as his boss to a sip of his drink to hide his smirk, not him too.

[teaboot]

Me: Boy howdy I wish people like me could be seen as ordinary, happy, accepted members of society instead of bizarre outcasts

Alien/Robot/Creature hottie in media: Gee whiz I wish beings like me could be seen as ordinary, happy, accepted members of society instead of bizarre outcasts

Me:

Me, twirling my hair and kicking my feet: I'm actually gonna get weirder on purpose ♡

[ari--l-een]

OUR KING AND QUEEN

EATTTTTTT ✨✨✨✨✨💖💖💖💖💘💘💝💞❣️

Hyuna bcs ofc my favorite character is another embodiment of gender 🫶🫶