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Santa baby, slip an Engi under the tree, for me,

Been an awful good girl...

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Fuck me, he's gorgeous

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Sophie James will have a chance to watch history unfold as she accepts a position on a mission to save humanity from the new breeds of xenomorphs and terraform a new planet alongside the Engineer race. But when she gets too involved in the bridging of relations between humans and Engineers will she lose everything?

I am publishing the beginning of my story! I'm excited and nervous! It's a slow burn, and the science is more of the background of the story.

Also- it is Prometheus inspired- there are Engineers and Xenomorphs and the company- but the original characters are only referenced in the story.

I hope you enjoy- I'm really nervous for this one. Also, thanks to griffith-father for encouraging me to write, giving me ideas, and always reading my fluff pieces!

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I know he hates humanity... but... if he wanted me, he could have me. No questions or hesitations.

Listen I’m almost done watching all the Alien movies and hear me out

The engineer from Prometheus (the aliens prequel from 2012)

Pls hear me out

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Space Daddy in the driver's seat. 🥵🥵🥵

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I give you... A piece about Charlie where I don't shit on his character!

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While I was driving home a thought popped into my mind for a fic with Charlie.

Like...

What if the crew encountered a Female Engineer and for some reason...

She was into him? And she actively pursued him? And we see a less cocky, slightly overwhelmed Charlie?

See, I can have decent thoughts towards Charlie!

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Played "Hear Me Out" with some friends and honestly I don't think they look at me the same after this one.

They can't move past the whole "Exterminate humanity" thing.

Whatever. He can still get it 🤷🏻‍♀️

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I have another little Prometheus fluff piece for you!

Naughty Dice

“What in the hell is the Big Fella doing?!”

Janek squints his eyes, staring in a confused manner at the Engineer from across the Mess Hall.

At a lone table in the corner, he is turning a small cube over and over in his hands.

“Looks like he's got a dice,” Vickers observes from over the rim of her coffee cup.

“Does he not know how to count?!” Charlie says with a snicker.

They continue watching him with amused looks until David comes strolling in.

“What are we observing today, Captain?” He asks Janek.

“We’re trying to figure out he's got,” Janek replies, his gaze never wavering.

David stares, too, for a matter of minutes.

“Well, only one way to find out as you say.”

He leaves his present company and makes his way to the Engineer.

Janek, Vickers, and Holloway crane their necks to see. Faintly, they hear David ask a question in the Engineer’s language. The Engineer’s voice floats easily through the air in a response that sounds a little flustered.

“Probably telling David that he can't count past ten with his shoes on,”Charlie quips, cracking himself up.

“Didn't I see you using the computer’s calculator function to do simple addition yesterday?” Janek muses.

Charlie makes no reply.

The Engineer shows David the cube, and points to one of the pictures. David studies it a minute, and then begins speaking in a hushed tone. He props his leg up on a chair, seeming to carefully explain his every move. There are several hand gestures and what appears to be some coaching.

“Is that… is he BLUSHING?!”

There's no mistaking what Vicker’s sees. Across his luminous cheeks there's a hint of pink, and his expression indicates a certain level of embarrassment.

After a few more exchanged words, David makes his way back to the others.

“Well, what was it?” Vickers asks.

“It appears to be like a dice-”

At that moment, Elizabeth walks in. Charlie perks up in his seat, but to no avail as Elizabeth grabs a cup of coffee and beelines to the Engineer.

None of them knew it was possible for his cheeks to turn pink, let alone red. But the flush on his cheeks could glow in the dark with Elizabeth by his side.

He speaks softly, quietly, to Shaw as he holds the dice out to her. A coy smile curls on Elizabeth’s lips as he points to the dice once again. She beckons for him to lean down and whispers in his ear. The Engineer reacts so quickly he sends Elizabeth’s coffee cup flying across the room. In one swift motion he picks her up and throws her over his shoulder.

“Not now- I have to work!” She declares with a giggle.

The Engineers groans and taps her ass.

“Works later,” he grunts.

He carries her past her gawking crew members. As they pass, Elizabeth looks up and Janek.

“I may be a little late to my morning duties… sorry!”

The last part echoes through the hall and then she's gone.

“What the fuck just happened?!” Charlie asks, alarmed.

“Oh, yes, well… Elizabeth made a special dice for our friend. A vintage relic of sort.”

“Like… what's that old game,” Janek thinks aloud, “like a World of Warcraft dice?”

“Not at all Captain,” David answer, “I believe it's what was once called a Naughty Dice.”

“No fucking way,” Charlie mutters.

“Yes. When I walked over there, our friend was perplexed about this particular position-”

“That's enough, David-”

“I told him to find a chair and hike one leg up on it-”

“”David, stop right now-” Charlie warns.

“And for added pleasure he could pull her hair-”

“SHUT THE FUCK UP!”

Charlie stamps his foot and crosses his arms like a petulant child. Janek turns away and stifles his laughter.

“Fuck’s sake Charlie… man up,”Vickers mutters, “if you didn't behave like you're still in diapers maybe that dice would've been yours.”

“Miss Vickers, I don't believe that's true,” David corrects her, “you see, Elizabeth likes height in her men but she also needs girth-”

Janek steps in front of David just before Charlie attempts to land a punch on David's nose.

“Cut the crap Holloway,”Janek spits, “go compile the reports Miss Vickers asked for.”

“That’s Elizabeth’s job,” Charlie retorts.

“And she is otherwise occupied, so now it's yours.”

Charlie storms out of the Mess Hall, intentionally knocking napkins off of a nearby table as he goes.

“That boy really oughtta loosen up,” Janek says, shaking his head

“I'd say he needs a dice of his own, but that's a two person game,” David says, suppressing a small smile, "and his right hand doesn't count as a partner.”

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I'm convinced the Engineers, when they're not trying to exterminate humanity, are really passionate/ physical beings and that is, in fact, why I inevitably write spicy fic more than anything else. Just writing them in their natural state 🤷🏻‍♀️

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I'M WRITING AGAIN!!!

All it took was a spicy scene between an Engineer and a human in my spinoff story.

Hopefully, I'll write that silent disco piece while I'm on break this week!

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A ridiculous fluff idea has come to me.

Janek sets up a silent disco for the crew.

And our Engi friend dances his pants off, to the shock of the crew.

Like... he's got the hip thrusting DOWN.

If I can ever get out of this rut, I will write the shit out of this.

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I was working steadily on my Prometheus spinoff fic and BAM.

Writer's block.

Hoping this passes so that I can continue AND write some more fluff pieces.

For now, enjoy looking at this handsome bastard.

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Another fictional man that I love

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I was playing the board game Scrawl and I had to draw an erotic oven mitt and honestly I'm very proud of this.

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While we're at it, Ridley, give me more on the goddamn Engineers.

Ridley Scott please finish the David trilogy omg

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