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This mofo is handsome as shit. Like... those Greek/Roman statues got NOTHING on you, boo.
#prometheus#alien franchise#space jockey#the last engineer#the engineer#last engineer#prometheus 2012
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A Basic Summary of the GoBots Characters
Nick Burns
Scooter's sidekick
Matt Hunter
Basic
Attractive Hollywood lead
A.J. Foster
Squid hair
The best human character
Last Engineer
Ugly outfit, but he's a good guy
Grandpa energy
Master Renegade
Ugly
Created original renegade movement
So much of a loser none of the renegades like this guy
Thought he could pull a fast one, but ultimately fails as he should
Path Finder
A girl
Slenderman face
Sparky
The useful one
Has a head even more q-tip shaped than Leader-1
Neck and head attachment create weird optical illusion
Smallfoot
Looks like Scooter's girlfriend
Lenny face
Fitor
If Starscream were actually loyal to Megatron
The favourite
Scooter
Friend-shaped
Feels like he wants to be what Bumblebee is to Optimus
Is like Penny from Inspector Gadget to the Gobots. Cy-Kill has yet to realize Scooter's the problem
Has a savage side that comes out of nowhere
Weirdly biased against humans
Cop-Tur
Is the third wheel
Dumbass
Gets told to shut his trap every time he tries to make a good point
Turbo
Talks like Ironhide
Says "wawww~" at the beginning of nearly every sentence
Crasher
Iconic laugh
Unapologetically evil
Is Cy-Kill's favourite when Fitor's not there
"Holy shit she's ugly as hell!" -My dad, 2023
Leader-1
Should partake in the next bald guy tournament
Lost his half of a BFF charm
Cy-Kill
Is a magical girl
He still keeps his half of a BFF charm with Leader-1
Is evil because he's a beta male (no, I'm not kidding)
#Leader-1#Scooter#Turbo#Smallfoot#Sparky#Path Finder#Cy-Kill#Crasher#Cop-Tur#Fitor#A.J. Foster#Nick Burns#Matt Hunter#Last Engineer#Master Renegade#GoBots#Challenge of the GoBots#My post
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They don’t even attempt to assassinate US politicians anymore. You notice that? Not since the anthrax scare back for… who was it, Barack? And even that… pathetic. This new generation has no respect for an honest hitman. I’m not sure this new generation has any honest hitman - you see that shit with Boeing? Sloppy, fucking disgraceful - you kill the whistleblowers before they get halfway to a lawsuit. What kind of fucking amateur is doing faked suicides the night before testimony? Goddamn greenhorns. Back in my day someone tried to shoot Ronald Reagan in broad daylight. There used to be bomb threats to Congress. I took out a few union leaders in the utilities sector myself. Today’s generation? Won’t even threaten to throw a punch - not even over on that - what’s it now, ‘X’? They got no guts. None! And they don’t even have poor impulse control to boot! Too much of that - that panopticon anxiety bullshit. “Oh what if I get a called out post???” People used to send the president letters full of bioweapons. In the mail! Today’s generation? Not a chance. All because of woke.
#ra speaks#personal#JOKING.#this is a joke this is a parody of right wing rants regarding social phenomenon they believe to be oppressed by left leaning politics.#but within the perspective of an old fictional hitman.#this is a joke tangentially referencing my fictional hitmen from a fictional story in which no harm comes to career politicians#obviously but also if this gets me on a list o7#fbi agent in my phone I’m a disabled autistic dyke with zero engineering or chemistry background#my skills are best applied to…idk sabatoging national forest harvest regimes? but I’m not doing that they’re neglected enough as is.#edit: oops this is getting notes o/ hiiiii cia agent reading this post <3 a union leader my dad worked w got fucking assassinated#by Pinkertons and y’all didn’t do shit. I hope you have visions of hell and become a nomadic hermit self flagellating in the woods#edit 2: ooooooh there was a pres debate last night. that’s why people care about my two week old joke hitman post. was wondering why.
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I know he hates humanity... but... if he wanted me, he could have me. No questions or hesitations.
Listen I’m almost done watching all the Alien movies and hear me out
The engineer from Prometheus (the aliens prequel from 2012)
Pls hear me out
#alien#do you see it?#aliens#prometheus#alien prometheus#prometheus engineer#last engineer#the last engineer
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Something feels..... OFF 🤨
#argargargarg. i drew this last night but obviously the site was down so I was like ok.#tf2#team fortress 2#tf2 art#tf2 fanart#off game#off mortis ghost#scout#soldier#pyro#demo#demoman#heavy#heavy weapons guy#engie#engineer#medic#sniper#spy#🚐 art#bye. if this thing doesn't get crunched to hell.
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fascinated by just how much marvel movies (and shows) managed to perfect the formula of making 2 male characters Just gay enough that the fans who want that will go UMMM IT'S NOT BAIT THEY'RE LITERALLY GAY LOOK!!!! but not too gay that homophobes even pick up on there being any subtext let alone get mad. extremely insidious form of bait. obvious examples being fatws and loki and more recently deadpool 3 and now venom 3
#it actually makes me feel like im going insane. engineered specifically to upset noone and commit to nothing#and the worst part is every time i say this people immediately#go ''um no it's literally gay? didnt you see x scene??'' im sorry but you are just proving my exact point.#venom#venom 3#venom spoilers#venom the last dance#anti marvel#anti mcu#deadpool 3#deadpool and wolverine#for the record i havent seen fatws and i never will but i Know.#poolverine#deadclaws#veddie#symbrock
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Need more callieroxy in the world.. (withering away) their yuri powers unmatched
#callieroxy#calliroxy#roxy lalonde#calliope#homestuck#callie homestuck#my art#zan0tix#The last one was inspired by the shape of water that movie is LITERALLYthem#I like how calliope is the character Made to be forgotten. Cast to the void. meant to become one with it. but roxy steals her from it.#Yuri so powerful roxy undooms the worlds most extensively engineered to be doomed in fiction girl.#I NEED TO LOCK IN AND MAKE MORE CALLIEROXY nobody understands their beautiful transfem love. i dont even give a swwag.
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its about time i finally got around to redrawing this hm?
#at long last....#the fight songs back cover is finally real....#ive been wanting to do this for ages#it was a lot of fun!!#doodles#tf2#team fortress 2#tf2 demoman#tf2 heavy#tf2 spy#tf2 engineer#tf2 pyro#tf2 medic#tf2 scout#tf2 soldier#tf2 sniper#fight songs#tja gut. thats enough tags
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engie birthday pt 2...a gift from spy
#in which spy can read engie like a book#tf2#team fortress 2#tf2 engineer#tf2 spy#KIND OF#engiespy#practical espionage#this is same team and pre-feelings 2 me so it's not explicitly engiespy but like...getting there perhaps#i kinda wish i could rewrite the last page a bit but it is wat it is#also u get points if u can guess what map i was thinking of w the last pic LOL
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The Crew is boisterous and loud, full of traitors, inside jokes, and secrets. The scum of the Fire Nation. The forgotten tiles on the Empire's Pai Sho board. The ones who change the game.
But most importantly—they're a family. And no matter how much they complain about their boss (teenage menace that he is), they'll do anything for their Prince.
Anything.
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The Crew is the heart and soul of my fic For the Spirits. No one really knows just how important they will be to the story...how important they already are.
#atla#avatar the last airbender#zuko#atla fanart#prince zuko#atla art#new gods au#for the spirits#the crew#zuko's crew#atla fanfic#atla fic#atla au#spirit touched zuko#lieutenant jee#Royal Guard Ming#Ensign Yoi#Captain Yume#Helmsman Taku#Chief Engineer On Zhe#Healer Oyoshi#Chef Bao#atla oc#Ming is the glorious lady yelling POUTY POUT POUT. She's fun and protective and a terrible liar.#She could also break boulders without even using firebending. Just so you know. (It's incredibly easy to underestimate her though)#Next to her is her bff; soulmate; and the Crew's resident James Potter—our very own Yoi.#The intense old lady is Yume. She has known Iroh for most of their lives and served alongside him in Ba Sing Se. Do NOT mess with her.#The blushing mess? That's Taku. He's aware of everything that goes on in the Wani. EVERYTHING. And he has a crush on Yume. Who wouldn't?#Talking about love. Our resident couple are On Zhe and Oyoshi. On Zhe is a sickly and shy genius. Oyoshi is a strict and no-nonsense healer.#And lastly we have Chef Bao! He doesn't appear very often and we know little about him. The Crew likes to come up with backstories for him.
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Gray and Graysons
One of the Bats has a secret. Something they never told to the others.
They were so very young but they have memories of a sibling, so small and tiny. They remember the burst of warmth they had in their heart when they held the tiny baby for just a moment.
But they weren’t allowed to keep them, their family couldn’t raise them. Money was tight, just enough for three but not for four, despite their shows always bringing in a crowd it was getting harder and harder for the world to be wowed by them in the new age and their sibling was too small and tiny and needed to be cared in a single place than for them to be on the road. Their lifestyle was not good for his tiny sibling apparently.
They had to watch as their parents gave his sibling away to people in suits, them promising to give his baby brother to a loving family when they find a ‘home’ for him. He watched his parents try to be strong only for his mother to break down once the car left down the road, his father holding her and apologizing, the rest of the circus troupe all silently coming over to give the heartbroken family condolences.
Richard ‘Dick’ Grayson had tears running down his face when he last saw his baby brother.
A brother he got to name before he had to be given away.
Daniel ‘Danny’ Grayson.
-x-x-
Dick never told the others. If anyone dug deep into his past they might find his brother’s birth records maybe, if someone got around to digitizing the paperwork for him but given the fact he was placed in the US childcare systems just a few days after his birth and the fact that Dick was still pretty young they most likely believed he didn’t remember his baby brother now. Not after so many years.
But they were wrong, Dick remembers. And he kept the secret close to his heart and memories.
And the only physical evidence he had was a single picture of him holding his brother, a smile on his tiny face towards their father who had taken the photo of them together. When he had lost his parents, lost most of the things that connected him to them, to his past in the circus that had been his whole life, had been taken from him in Gotham’s ruthless childcare system, he held on tight to the picture in secret. Hid it away from anyone trying to rip it from him, hid it from Bruce when the man took him in days later, hid it from Alfred despite how gentle the butler was towards him. He couldn’t, wouldn’t risk losing his photo at the time, he hadn’t trusted anyone and by the time he did he didn’t have the heart to reveal it.
So yes, the existence of his baby brother Danny was his most guarded and best kept secret.
So that’s why Dick, as Nightwing, nearly died from a heart attack when leaving a Justice League meeting he spotted a familiar face among one of the new engineers working in the Watchtower.
It was like seeing a young version of himself. Only, Dick could see that the young man was more than a copy of him, so much more than a clone. He held many traces of John Grayson but also had a bit more of Mary Grayson than Dick did. Small details that Dick foggely remembers taking note when he had held his baby brother.
“Hey, hurry up with that report Gray!” Shouted the head engineer from down the hall, his hand beckoning the young adult to come over.
“Coming! And boss, I told you Danny is fine!” Danny shouted back before hurriedly leaving a stunned Nightwing.
#danny phantom#danny fenton#crossover#dp x dc#blue rambles#danny phantom dc#writing ideas#random idea#dpxdc#Danny and Dick are siblings#Danny is a space engineer#he worked hard and now gets to be in space#dick grayson#Dick’s parents couldn’t care for Danny because of money and the fact he was tiny#they wanted him but couldn’t keep him#his paperwork got a tiny bit lost and damaged before it got digital#so there isn’t much for either brothers to find each other#Dick did look but found next to nothing about where his brother went#Danny still had the original papers but the papers got damaged bad and his last name is a little lost#he knows it’s Gray something#small what if in this AU but what if he married Val and took her last name#and later finds his old papers and is teased he was always meant to be a Gray some way#BUT he doesn’t have to married in this#just a tiny what if#BUT he has changed his last name to Gray after a bad fall out with he Fenton’s#it wasn’t even because of him being a half ghost or even because of Vlad#nope it was because he didn’t want to be ghost hunter
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I'm convinced the Engineers, when they're not trying to exterminate humanity, are really passionate/ physical beings and that is, in fact, why I inevitably write spicy fic more than anything else. Just writing them in their natural state 🤷🏻♀️
#prometheus#alien franchise#space jockey#the last engineer#the engineer#last engineer#prometheus 2012
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there are many kinds of love
TFTober 3 - Relationships
#gopher art#tf2 spy#scouts ma#tf2 engineer#tf2 scout#tf2 spyma#practical espionage#spydad#tftober#team fortress 2#conceptually that last one is kinda Double Agent adjacent but eh#Pragma = Enduring Love. Mania = Obsessive Love#Storge = Familial Love. Philautia = Love of the Self#this prompt was a wee bit of a struggle because I like so many ships- platonic and romantic both#but I fucking LOVE the variety in spy's relationship dynamics. I want to put him in the fucking blender so bad
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spaceau doodles
#spaceau#tf2 space au#sol engineer#spy ceres#gordon freeman#ironstar gordon#skal the chimera#cynthia#myart#drawpile#except the last one thats clippaint
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hop on tf2
#still a cotl account btw uh i've just been burnt out so im drawing different things i assure u we're going back to the normal program soon#anyway my boyfriend got me into tf2 (i got them into cotl so its ok) n this one gif has been haunting me#last pyro drawing was from before i got into it. um i like faceless characters#tf2#tf2 fanart#tf2 pyro#tf2 engineer#tf2 medic#tf2 heavy#heavymedic#team fortress 2#my art#ok time to disappear for a month i have narilamb/goatlamb to draw
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A Cure for Barbarity
The grand old manor of Northcrest provided more luxurious accommodations than most in the rag-tag group of soldiers in the company of the Rising Dawn were accustomed to - if they ignored the peeling wallpaper, smell of mold and the manor's creeping, foul-tempered owner. Unfortunately, Alex couldn't do the latter. She needed to wrangle their prisoner-turned-annoyance wizard Hyden into doing any work at all, and that meant negotiating with his self-appointed apprentice and biggest fan, their host with the least, Baron Theopolis North. Now she had two egotistical, unstable mages to deal with, which was two more than she ever wanted.
She was common, he was the worst kind of arrogant old-blood nobility, she no-nonsense, he excessively prone to nonsense, she hated Hyden, he adored the man beyond all reason. It was inevitable that tensions between the rat and bat would boil over into conflict. True, Alex was a disciplined soldier who knew how to keep a cool head in times of stress, but the mad mage of Northcrest knew how to get under her skin... in more ways than one.
#comics#amaranthine#my draws#theo#and guest characters alex and ridge who belong to chocodile!#FINALLY done with this thing. it's been some form of WIP since last august...#was just meant as a simple quick (ha) comic to demonstrate how theo's “”“healing magic”“” works#and just how poorly he gets along with anyone who's not his mother or his idol#also some tags for the search engine#rat#bat#dark fantasy#blood magic#also maybe a body horror warning for... everything theo does
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