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A raccoon can't wash an egg
A raccoon cannot eat an egg when there is no water source nearby
stranger things in Limbo
#atomic heart#chariton zakharov#sergey nechaev#dmitry sechenov#alexander kuznetsov#larisa filatova#victor petrov#michael stockhausen
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pov: Plutonium fell into an old well during military exercises
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«Kuznetsov always handles everything.
I imagine that kick-ass, the company is on fire, Sechenov is raging, Gray and Micha are swearing, Dimka is boiling something, Helen was accepted into the Argentum and she is pulling Assholes.
And in the middle of all this, Argon sits on a chair and crushes his forehead, realizing that he needs to sort everything out.» — @pinkiebrick 💓 (автор идеи 💡)
He will help everyone in any trouble!
Lucien!
Lucien!
Helen (daughter of Stock from AU) and Dima (son of Michael and Sergey) are characters of @pinkiebrick
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В любой беде поможет всем!
Люсьен)
Люсьен!
Хелен (дочь Штока из AU) и Дима (сын Михаэля и Сергея 👀❤️🔥) — персонажи @pinkiebrick
#atomic heart#атомик харт#art#artists on tumblr#tumblr milestone#александр кузнецов#ос#michael stockhausen#сергей нечаев#sergey nechaev#dmitry sechenov#дмитрий сеченов#хелен штокхаузен#дмитрий нечаев#helen stokhausen#dmitry nechaev#нечхаузены#нечштоки#Нечаев×Штокхаузен#шип#Аргентум#my art#argentum#атомное сердце#alexander kuznetsov#аргентум
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there and back again
(honestly im having trouble citing the first one i cant seem to reverse image search it :L i got it from here. also im gonna actually procure art later on this is just placeholder so i can communicate the vibe of things (hmu if ud be interested))
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@br_openice: Fun Fact: Evgeni Malkin has statues of Alien and Predator outside his home named Ovi and Kuznetsov 😭
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Help this man is so fucking handsome and so fucking dumb.
#The majority of the Caps: Oh snakes are awful#Willy: Are snakes animals?#Stromer: BEES#Carly: LEECHES#Chucky: Lions but they are statistically unlikely#Marty: I am a Disney princess and I love all animals#Look at these goobers#Alexander Ovechkin#Tom Wilson#Martin Fehervary#Dylan Strome#Darcy Kuemper#Rasmus Sandin#Anthony Mantha#Evgeny Kuznetsov#Alexander Alexeyev#Joel Edmundson#Beck Malenstyn#Aliaksei Protas#Charlie Lindgren#John Carlson#Lucas Johansen#TJ Oshie#Connor McMichael#Nic Dowd#Nick Jensen#Sonny Milano#Caps Ensemble#Washington Capitals
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kuli eating caviar out of the cup? fork found in kitchen ROLL THE TAPE
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Kuli Cup Day | 8.25.24 (x)(x)(x)
#dmitry kulikov#alexander ovechkin#evgeny kuznetsov#dmitry orlov#florida panthers#washington capitals#i dont want to tag the canes you cant make me tag the canes#may an ovi and kuzy mention be upon ye!#i love the gaggle of russians that love each other#caviar out of the cup you are so FAMOUS
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Alex Ovechkin: What are some good responses to being stabbed with a knife?
John Carlson: “Rude.”
Tom Wilson: “That’s fair.”
Dylan Strome: “Not again.”
TJ Oshie: “That better not leave a scar.”
Darcy Kuemper: “Excuse me, I’m really sorry but it looks like I got in the way of your knife.”
Evgeny Kuznetsov: “Are you gonna want this back or can I keep it?”
#source: tumblr#alexander ovechkin#john carlson#tom wilson#dylan strome#tj oshie#darcy kuemper#evgeny kuznetsov#incorrect hockey quotes#incorrect nhl quotes#washington capitals#incorrect capitals quotes#incorrect quotes#incorrect capitals
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The Caps Hair Color Spectrum From Light to Dark
I have organized the Caps by hair color. I originally wanted to make a sliding scale and put it on like a cool chart, but that was way too much work, so instead I've grouped them into hair color categories and arranged them in order from lightest to darkest. Some of them are on the edge of their respective categories (ie blond edging into red, brown edging into dark brown, etc), but these are the categories I have deemed them, which I believe are correct. And my assessment of their exact placement was painstaking but they are also correct in my judgment. If you doubt me on the accuracy of the color go look at other pictures of them, sometimes the headshots can be a little different than the candids. But here they are, in their hair color categories, one by one in order from light to dark (go across each row and then down to the next row). (And yes, I know Lapierre isn't technically on the roster anymore but he was when I started making this list so I'm keeping him here.)
Blond
Red
Light brown
Brown
Dark brown
Black
Bonus: Gray
#washington capitals#rasmus sandin#darcy kuemper#nicolas aube-kubel#nicklas backstrom#evgeny kuznetsov#anthony mantha#nick jensen#aliaksei protas#john carlson#beck malenstyn#joel edmundson#matthew phillips#lucas johansen#alex alexeyev#alexander alexeyev#connor mcmichael#dylan strome#tom wilson#nic dowd#martin fehervary#sonny milano#charlie lindgren#tj oshie#hendrix lapierre#trevor van riemsdyk#max pacioretty#alex ovechkin#hair color
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This is just my head canon.
What do you guys think happened to Alexander Zangiev?
(Btw. I thought this happened right before Yuriys and Boris’ walk through the snow)
Edit: Thought about it more. I rather think they put those kids to intense experiments than simply kill those who don't reach the desired standards. Good guy Vladimir never loses his faith in his students. But those kids who don't make it during the experiments... I think they had to find a way to get rid of the bodies without drawing too much attention to it. A growing abbey cemetery could turn out suspicious. So rather make the bodies disappear? I think they went hard on Zangiev after his lost battle. And maybe he couldn't manage to come out alive of this hellhole.
#beyblade#bakuten shoot beyblade#yuriy ivanov#tala valkov#alexander zangiev#zangiev#ivan papov#ian papov#Boris Kuznetsov#Blitzkrieg Boys#demolition boys#nesukis artworks
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Cuckoo wasp
Dragonfly
Longhorn beetle
Grasshopper
House cricket
#atomic heart#AtomicHeart_au_insects#larisa filatova#ekaterina nechaeva#michael stockhausen#alexander kuznetsov#victor petrov
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If I was tripped by ovi, I'd be happy too...
#evgeny kuznetsov#ex canes#ex caps#ska saint Petersburg#alexander ovechkin#washington capitals#ovi was a cat in his previous life#look at them#look at the smile
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A gift 🎁 for a loved one @pinkiebrick and just a universal favorite 💖
#atomic heart#атомик харт#artists on tumblr#art#alexander kuznetsov#Александр Кузнецов#александркузнецов#александр кузнецов#подарок#sketch
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Nicke: Can I be frank with you? Tom: Sure, but I don’t know how changing your name is gonna help. Kuzy: I can still be Kuzya? Sasha: Shh, let Frank talk.
#incorrect hockey quotes#nicklas backstrom#alexander ovechkin#tom wilson#evgeny kuznetsov#washington capitals
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Why does Google default to the babiest of baby pictures for the Caps?? It looks like Tom Wilson is babysitting his teammates. 😂
#i love that Hendrix's pic is current#because he is a baby#washington capitals#hockey#alexander ovechkin#alex ovechkin#nicklas backstrom#john carlson#tom wilson#evgeny kuznetsov#anthony mantha#dylan strome#charlie lindgren#darcy kuemper#tj oshie#connor mcmichael#sonny milano#rasmus sandin#Hendrix lapierre#trevor van riemsdyk#martin fehervary#lucas johansen#aliaksei protas
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#kuzy said I want out of Washington but can I still come with you ovi :(#besties#nikita is so big now oh my god#evgeni malkin#alexander ovechkin#evgeny kuznetsov
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