#alexander kuznetsov

[ershebet]

A raccoon can't wash an egg

A raccoon cannot eat an egg when there is no water source nearby

stranger things in Limbo

[mavka-chan]

pov: Plutonium fell into an old well during military exercises

[russian-pushistik]

«Kuznetsov always handles everything.

I imagine that kick-ass, the company is on fire, Sechenov is raging, Gray and Micha are swearing, Dimka is boiling something, Helen was accepted into the Argentum and she is pulling Assholes.

And in the middle of all this, Argon sits on a chair and crushes his forehead, realizing that he needs to sort everything out.» — @pinkiebrick 💓 (автор идеи 💡)

He will help everyone in any trouble!

Lucien!

Lucien!

Helen (daughter of Stock from AU) and Dima (son of Michael and Sergey) are characters of @pinkiebrick

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В любой беде поможет всем!

Люсьен)

Люсьен!

Хелен (дочь Штока из AU) и Дима (сын Михаэля и Сергея 👀❤️‍🔥) — персонажи @pinkiebrick

[sciopticonexe]

there and back again

(honestly im having trouble citing the first one i cant seem to reverse image search it :L i got it from here. also im gonna actually procure art later on this is just placeholder so i can communicate the vibe of things (hmu if ud be interested))

[intheupside]

@br_openice: Fun Fact: Evgeni Malkin has statues of Alien and Predator outside his home named Ovi and Kuznetsov 😭

[thornescratch]

Help this man is so fucking handsome and so fucking dumb.

[ratatatastic]

kuli eating caviar out of the cup? fork found in kitchen ROLL THE TAPE

Kuli Cup Day | 8.25.24 (x)(x)(x)

[incorrect-caps-etc]

Alex Ovechkin: What are some good responses to being stabbed with a knife?

John Carlson: “Rude.”

Tom Wilson: “That’s fair.”

Dylan Strome: “Not again.”

TJ Oshie: “That better not leave a scar.”

Darcy Kuemper: “Excuse me, I’m really sorry but it looks like I got in the way of your knife.”

Evgeny Kuznetsov: “Are you gonna want this back or can I keep it?”

[andrebearakovsky]

The Caps Hair Color Spectrum From Light to Dark

I have organized the Caps by hair color. I originally wanted to make a sliding scale and put it on like a cool chart, but that was way too much work, so instead I've grouped them into hair color categories and arranged them in order from lightest to darkest. Some of them are on the edge of their respective categories (ie blond edging into red, brown edging into dark brown, etc), but these are the categories I have deemed them, which I believe are correct. And my assessment of their exact placement was painstaking but they are also correct in my judgment. If you doubt me on the accuracy of the color go look at other pictures of them, sometimes the headshots can be a little different than the candids. But here they are, in their hair color categories, one by one in order from light to dark (go across each row and then down to the next row). (And yes, I know Lapierre isn't technically on the roster anymore but he was when I started making this list so I'm keeping him here.)

Blond

Red

Light brown

Brown

Dark brown

Black

Bonus: Gray

[nesuki]

This is just my head canon.

What do you guys think happened to Alexander Zangiev?

(Btw. I thought this happened right before Yuriys and Boris’ walk through the snow)

Edit: Thought about it more. I rather think they put those kids to intense experiments than simply kill those who don't reach the desired standards. Good guy Vladimir never loses his faith in his students. But those kids who don't make it during the experiments... I think they had to find a way to get rid of the bodies without drawing too much attention to it. A growing abbey cemetery could turn out suspicious. So rather make the bodies disappear? I think they went hard on Zangiev after his lost battle. And maybe he couldn't manage to come out alive of this hellhole.

[ershebet]

Cuckoo wasp

Dragonfly

Longhorn beetle

Grasshopper

House cricket

[sunshine-gumdrop]

If I was tripped by ovi, I'd be happy too...

[russian-pushistik]

Подарок 🎁 для любимой @pinkiebrick ❤️ и просто всеобщий любимец 💖

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A gift 🎁 for a loved one @pinkiebrick and just a universal favorite 💖

[nicklasha]

Nicke: Can I be frank with you? Tom: Sure, but I don’t know how changing your name is gonna help. Kuzy: I can still be Kuzya? Sasha: Shh, let Frank talk.

[hockeybaka]

Why does Google default to the babiest of baby pictures for the Caps?? It looks like Tom Wilson is babysitting his teammates. 😂

[toffoliravioli]

this picture is just doing a lot