#alex guarnaschelli

[thorsonoflesbians]

look i know we all have our own opinions of different chefs and presenters but can we all collectively agree that geoffrey zakarian and alex guarnaschelli were fucking, ESPECIALLY during next iron chef season 4 and the rest of ica before it ended

[mycountrystvsucks]

Alex vs Man. Alex vs God. Alex vs the World.

[thechoppedmenu]

S1E1: "Octopus, Duck, Animal Crackers"

Judges: Alex Guarnaschelli, Aarón Sánchez, Marc Murphy

Chefs: Sandy Davis, Summer Kriegshauser, Katie Rosenhouse, Perry Pollaci

Appetizer Ingredients: Baby Octopus, Bok Choy, Oyster Sauce, Smoked Paprika

Entrée Ingredients: Duck Breast, Green Onions, Ginger, Honey

Dessert Ingredients: Animal Crackers, Prunes, Cream Cheese

[iusedtoknowwhatawishwasfor]

Omg but I do have a crush on Alex Guarnaschelli.

Stolen from twitter bc I need to see everyone's answers

[lesbiangummybearmafia]

Season 4 has started. 3 episodes in Alex won 2, lost 1

[banzaishrimp]

i am so angry.

Ok so i was watching beat bobby flay. Pt-br dub. Everything cool. One of the judges of that episode was alex guarnaschelli. Fucking amazing i love her. I was like yay!

Then she spoke.

And i realized.

They changed her va.

It didnt sound anything like the old one. It was so completely different. It was so offputting and i tried changing it to english and it wasnt working for some reason and i was just like!!! No!!!! Thats not her voice!!! Thats not ever so slightly similar!!!!!! Aargh!!!!!!!!

i was actually so fucking overwhelmed watching that episode i couldnt deal with such a different voice for her.

So tragic.

[writerchic16]

Just watched Food Network’s Ciao House and I’m underwhelmed. Love ICAG but I can never get into her shows no matter how much I try (see: Supermarket Stakeout, Alex vs. America, The Kitchen). Tbh I miss when she was on GGG. Anyway, this time the competition is trying way too hard to be a trendy reality show. I watch FN for the food and for this particular show, I wanted to learn about Italy. I’d rather they cut out the petty, staged rivalries and focus more on their beautiful setting. Never mind that it seems like their decision of who to send home was more for “shock value” than anything else.

[neverseenstarwars]

What I love about Ted Allen on chopped is when he introduces the judges and he's always like "resteraunteur" or "executive chef" but whenever it's Chris Santos he's like "small plate rockstar and critically acclaimed cool guy!!" Or smth else wildly dramatic

[lizbethborden]

Does anybody even freaking understand. When is she going to MARRY me

[daniecho]

@batcountry2005

i need her so bad

[beingfacetious]

what if I become a Food Network fandom blog and pump out gifsets of alex guarnaschelli and guy fieri. for the bit

[thechoppedmenu]

S2E2: "Salty Veggies and Heated Battles"

Appetizer Ingredients: Sea Beans, Pork Tenderloin, Ginger Ale

Entree Ingredients: Baby Artichokes, Cashew Butter, Monkfish, Thai Chiles

Dessert Ingredients: Jicama, Pepitas, Blueberries

Judges: Marc Murphy, Alex Guarnaschelli, Chris Santos

Chefs: David Rotter, Jason Zukas, Cheryl Perry, Fritz Knipschildt

[brf-rumortrackinganon]

The cooking show will be interesting. I wonder which one she’s ripping off. Martha Stewart, Ina Garten, and Rachel Ray are probably the most likely ones since they were big in the ‘90s (aka Meghan’s ideal decade). But Selena Gomez and Florence Pugh are popular among the youth with their down-to-earth/slightly chaotic shows. But Anthony Bourdain (RIP) and Stanley Tucci are popular in the wine mom/Goop crowd Meghan is going after.

I say Bourdain. After all, Anthony Bourdain was Meghan's self-admitted OG travel/foodie show muse from way back. A Martha or Ina rip-off would require far too much work and actual expertise (in her mind). Although she may begin like them, based in one location (Montecito/Casa Olive Garden/the "American Riviera"), imo she'd love ultimately to expand into a Bourdain-type international travel/foodie show. I think she thinks that an on-the-road travel/foodie show would be easy-peasy for her (eating, drinking, traveling, word-salading on camera), while the producers and crew do all the bts heavy lifting. Remember when Gwyneth and the disgraced Mario Batali did something similar, traveling through sunny Spain, eating tapas and drinking sherry all day and night? WCK's Jose Andres did the same type of show recently with his daughters. The Tig was Megs' discount attempt to materialize an offer for a similar gig.

Of course, the reality is that the success of Bourdain and his iconic shows - just like Martha's and Ina's - required intense work and decades of culinary expertise and experience, not to mention personal charisma to burn ...none of which Meghan has.

(PS: "Slightly chaotic" is a perfect description for Selena + Chef! I loved her early show with Iron Chef Alex Guarnaschelli (sp?), in which Selena showed up in the kitchen wearing a white pinafore dress lol. But she's authentic and eager to learn, bless her heart, and brings in a young viewership.)

[prettyboykatsuki]

Bestie talking about your thanksgiving post if you go to Alex Guarnaschelli Instagram (she’s an iron chef) she posted her thanksgiving menu with a breakdown on how she does each part over the days before Instagram I use it every year as a guide it’s so helpful to not be crazy on Wednesday and Thursday !!!

you are a heaven sent angel THANK YOU SO MUCH

[knownhag]

Omg this reality show hosted by Alex guarnaschelli… I will tune in

[m-has-a-blog]

when most chopped judges are mean i think they are puffed up assholes but when alex guarnaschelli is mean i want to buy her flowers