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Had The Worst interaction with my english teacher recently.
We were talking about text types in class, and she brought up blogs. So I off handedly mention "Like on Tumblr, a lot of people run blogs on there", so she asks, "Do you run a Tumblr blog, Alex?" And I don't want to lie to this lady, she controls my grades for my favourite class, so I just mutter "I run an ALDI blog". "Sorry, what was that?" Comes her response. "An ALDI blog." "So, you inform people about ALDI and how the stores run and such?" "No... I roleplay as ALDI online. It's called a corpo blog, they're under the gimmick umbrella..."
This went on for about five minutes of back-and-forth q and a IN FRONT OF MY CLASS OF BASICALLY HIGHSCHOOL FRESHMEN.
I was so ashamed. Like these people already think I'm weird, now they have evidence beyond reasonable suspicion and they happen to be year nines and also Smart Kids so they will Use It.
Tldr my English teacher now knows what a corpo blog is and I will be hiding in my bulletproof cave if anyone happens to need me
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Leverage S05E13 The Corkscrew Job.
#leverage#alec hardison#sophie devereaux#nate ford#aldis hodge#gina bellman#timothy hutton#seriously sophie?#you're talking to a guy who has probably hacked every agency going#of COURSE he's gonna have a cia contract!#ghostly'sgifs
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Leverage 4x3 - "The 15 Minutes Job"
#christian kane#leverage#eliot spencer#alec hardison#aldis hodge#parker#beth riesgraf#the 15 minutes job#love that for ONCE‚ eliot is reverently listening without impatiently interrupting or telling hardison to cut the geek talk
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*Wakes up from sleeping*
*Writes "IN CYBERPUNK 2077 CYBERWARE STYLES ARE A METAPHOR FOR HONESTY AND INTENTION" in all caps.*
*Goes back to bed*
#Aldi speaks#Will elaborate in a day or two when the Rangers are done playing and I've gotten my thoughts in order#Because the thoughts are scattered on the wind like a newspaper stand knocked over by a heavy breeze#We're talking Blade-levels of scattering
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recently every time i read an Aldis Hodge interview and he's geeking out like 'i got married!!!!! i have a kid!!!!! i'm going to be in [insert title of next coolest project here]!!!!!' my thought process is just 1. congratulations, ofc you're geeking out (as you should) and 2. do you need a third
#for legal reasons that last part was mostly a joke but truly. i'm so so happy for him and how far he's come in his career#the marriage thing is fairly recent i think but he's been talking about the kid since his Black Adam promo run and just. you can#see it on his face how happy he is and ugh. God knew if i had been of coherent age while the OG Leverage was airing i would have#been downright insufferable about his ass. as it is i'm still unsufferable sksksksk#this post brought to you by me going from watching a fluffy light-hearted fake parenting trope romcom to pass the time to#somehow getting my hands on Marmalade and uh. well. Marmalade is definitely Marmalading. spoiled myself in advance#by accident through one of those very interviews but i will push through anything for Aldis spoilers can f*ck off to hell#plus the bonus is that by pushing through i got to see him be sexy af on screen even if he was [redacted]. also i need a tape of him#just cursing through the entire film he was going through it towards the end fr fr
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My favorite Black couples in Period Films/Series.
An anon recently asked me about my favorite Black couples in period films/series. I have a few! Some of which come along with trigger warnings and a bit of a heads up on not so happy endings. Some of these couples have happy endings, some have endings that leave you wondering, and some have beautiful relationships that ended tragically.
Happy Endings (To me anyway.)
Jackie Robinson (Chadwick Boseman) & Rachel Robinson (Nicole Beharie) in 42 (2013).
Katherine G. Johnson (Taraji P. Henson) & Colonel Jim Johnson (Mahershala Ali) in Hidden Figures (2016).
Chicken George (Regé-Jean Page) & Matilda (Erica Tazel) in Roots (2016).
Marie Ste. Marie (Nicole Lyn) & Richard Lermontant (Jason Olive) in The Feast of All Saints (2001).
The characters in this miniseries go through a lot. TW for SA.
Not So Happy Endings (SPOILER-ISH!!)
Rosalee (Jurnee Smollett) & Noah (Aldis Hodge) in Underground (2016-2017).
Canceled on a cliffhanger.
Tish Rivers (KiKi Layne) & Alonzo 'Fonny' Hunt (Stephan James) in If Beale Street Could Talk (2018).
The ending isn’t definite. I choose to think positively about their story.
Cora William (Thuso Mbedu) & Royal (William Jackson Harper) in The Underground Railroad (2021).
This story ends tragically.
Roots: The Next Generations (1979) has generations of a few sweet relationships that I enjoy watching.
#Black in Period Films#Chadwick Boseman#Nicole Beharie#Hidden Figures#Katherine G. Johnson#Taraji P. Henson#Mahershala Ali#Roots 2016#Chicken George#Rege Jean Page#Erica Tazel#The Feast of All Saints#Jurnee Smollett#Aldis Hodge#KiKi Layne#Stephan James#If Beale Street Could Talk#Thuso Mbedu#The Underground Railroad#William Jackson Harper#Roots the Next Generation
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Eliot annoyed that Hardison didn't show up for the recon
"Idiots." Eliot whispers after Nate and Sophie find cuffs and whips in a lost and found luggage.
"Second class citizen, I'm in coach." Eliot says as he walks onto the plane.
Pinches the bridge of his nose as Parker does the safety protocols for an airplane.
The struggle of being exasperated 100% of the time is real.
Forget about Eliot's grumpiness! It's all about his exasperation and annoyance.
#leverage#eliot spencer#parker#sophie devereaux#alec hardison#nate ford#the mile high job#eliot's default setting is being annoyed and grumpy#its also being exasperated#but people only ever see hus grumpiness#also eliot in the background while parker talks to the passenger- i can tell if christian kane is trying hard to hide his smile or not#also for the some reason if parker was a flight attendant on a flight I was on- i'd trust her in times of crisis#christian kane#aldis hodge#beth reisgraf#gina bellman#timothy hutton
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I will try answering more asks and maybe even DMs later, after I do some housework. I've been trying to pull myself out of a worsening psychosis and paranoia spiral that I've been in for like. Three years now and I think the only way to stop being terrified of people is to actually talk to them lmao
#i have been trying to go outside more#i went to the library and the grocery store this week#even made small talk with the cashier at aldi#i hated every moment of it
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fucking PLEASE
#also talks about a rundown job 2 electric boogaloo#fucking give me this I’ll do anything to see this#give me the cheapest effects you’ve got even#I don’t care#leverage#leverage redemption spoilers#leverage redemption#also if we don’t get a season 3 I’ll throw up and die every day for the rest of my life#i miss hardison so bad#I KNOW aldis has other stuff going on and that’s fine I’m very happy for him glad he’s getting that superhero movie money#but I miss himmmmmmm#also i believe in the hardison/eliot story/history episode I believe so fucking hard
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RIP to Tumblr user Firefox official, you will be missed :(
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Leverage S03E08 The Boost Job.
#leverage#alec hardison#parker#aldis hodge#beth riesgraf#this scene is heartbreaking#that pause that parker has to take before she talks about what happened#and hardison!#ouch ouch ouch ouch#ghostly'sgifs
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Leverage 3x16 - "The San Lorenzo Job"
#christian kane#leverage#eliot spencer#alec hardison#aldis hodge#parker#beth riesgraf#nathan ford#timothy hutton#sophie devereaux#gina bellman#damien moreau#goran visnjic#the san lorenzo job#“you can't just kill a war hero like flores!” is so naive but earnest and i'm obsessed#eliot knows exactly who he's talking to but... you just can't‚ okay?!
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So 2.11
#Cyberpunk 2077#CP2077#YOU WILL NEVER GET ME TO DRIVE THE AEORNDIGHT GUYS DONT DO THIS TO ME#CDPR going 'Hey you can now change the colors of your cars but ONLY these two specific cars :D' is my Armageddon#Proud driver of only the bikes in the game since 2020 and I'm not looking to change that#Now if we roll the rest of the vehicles out later...................okay CDPR we can keep talking#Aldi speaks#Aldi memes
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I’m gonna puke
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my mom brought me back 3 bags of Trader Joe's cacio e pepe flavor puffs and the fact that i can't. just go to a Trader Joe's and buy these every day is the most hershelphobic thing on the planet
#hershel deercliff's talking corner#BRING TRADER JOES HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE RICH KIDS FROM DALLAS TEXAS WILL LOVE IT!!! AND SO WILL I!!! PLEASE!!!#WE GOT AN ALDIS WE GOT A FUCKING WHOLE FOODS BRING ME THE HEAD OF TRADER JOE!!!
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i'm not saying i think i gave myself scurvy. but i have eaten an orange three days in a row now and i feel better than i did four days ago
#there may have been a little gums bleeding but we don't need to talk about that#is it Pirate Disease or did i just forget how delicious a quality orange is#i got a bag of cara cara oranges at aldi instead of the usual ones and fuck these things are so good i could eat these forever#certified protectcosette original
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