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[gnomewithalaptop]

Transcendence AU Dash Simulator GO!!!

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🌟 lesbianstellaconifer Follow

okay but actually block me if you ship mizcor -- 'hurr durr but we age stella up' -- SHUT UPPP she's literally a minor and alcor's canonically over a million years old so how about you stop being a freak

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Babe I hate to break this to you but Mizcor's literally one of the most famous relationships in all of post-transcendental literature

🌟 lesbianstellaconifer Follow

I could not have more obviously been talking about Mizar the Magnificent but you know what? Yeah classic Mizcor supporters can fuck off too actually.

Everybody likes to whip out Twin Souls like some kind of gotcha but have you even actually read it??? Like it's literally supporting demon worship and pedophilia -- both of which are EXTREMELY ILLEGAL btw. So yeah if I see any of my followers reblogging that shit I'm reporting you to the Occult Defense Agency idc if we're mutuals

🐟 demonologyturnedmegay Follow

*looks at my Alcorian Literature PhD* guess we better stock up on prison shivs buddy

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okay I'm sorry but

and Mizar the Magnificent isn't????

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📷 nature-pics-daily

Los Angeles 🏝️

#sunken city of los angeles #new california #travel #ocean #photography #lmao i almost got eaten by a kelpie trying to take this pic pls reblog it

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Hey guys! Just wanted to let you know that The Scepter of Vanquished Souls, the newest book in the Wanderlust Trilogy, is now available for pre order on Glamazon!

Purchasers of the hard-cover edition will also receive never-before-seen content, including a deleted scene between Princess Samia and the Shadow King!

🤷‍♂️ not-not-ian-beale Follow

Boosting because I honestly cannot recommend this book enough. Truly one of Mira's best (and I'm not just saying that because she married me!)

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⚠️ alv Follow

CONGRATULATIONS!!!

You are the 6 billionth user to log into Jumblr today!! This means you are eligible to win a FREE WACBOOK PRO!!!! Click here to claim your prize and win BIG BIG REWARDS!!

#twin souls #mizar #alcor #mizcor #twin souls: reawakened #twin souls: breaking circles #twin souls: newest moon #twinner #twincon3015 #not a scam

Based on your likes!

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🌞 azarath-metrion-zinthirst Follow

So. I had a day.

📖 stanley-pines-memorial-library Follow

Okay, but consider

🌞 azarath-metrion-zinthirst Follow

I don't remember my older brother's wedding

📖 stanley-pines-memorial-library Follow

A small price to pay for no middle school trauma

🐧 selkiebael Follow

Okay so I just read the url and--

Asfdksfjk go off you funky lil intern

📖 stanley-pines-memorial-library Follow

I'm actually the senior librarian. But thanks!

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Posts that have 10k notes. To me

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🔮 demonoftheday Follow

Today's demon of the day is Nxlar the Antithetical! Responsible for the Florida Springs Massacre of 3007, the body count for this purveyor of madness is estimated to be over 400 (source).

🐸 that-one-half-elf-bitch

I could fix her

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literally screaming crying throwing up rn I've turned off 'Based on your likes' like eight times @staff can't you just get rid of him already

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#i accidentally set my alchemy textbook on fire today and i don't even care AAAAAA this is going to be amazing #northwest mansion mystery #pacifica northwest #rosa darling #im about to be so insufferable about this just you wait

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🐸 that-one-half-elf-bitch

Nxlar SWEEEEEP!!!

#if you love me at all you'll vote for my lady love #LISTEN i could bring her to the light i nkow i could

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👻 sweetthingsaremadeofdeeznuts

Lmao so Nxlar the Antithetical totally turned my apartment complex into a pile of sentient sludge yesterday. I'm fine -- I was at work when it all went down, but uh... yeah, my situation obviously just became super not-great. I hate to ask, but I don't get paid til the 15th, so if some of y'all could float me some cash just so I can get a motel room for a couple nights, I'll fr owe you a life debt

Goal: 0/250

FundFriend

LenMo

#fuck demons fr #like seriously what'd i ever do to them 😭😭😭 #mutual aid #pls boost #don't tag as donation

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Important PSA

So idk if y'all have been reading the news lately, but the alcor virus has been making the rounds on the interwebs again. I feel like I shouldn't have to say this but PLEASE don't click any random links rn, ESPECIALLY if they're tagged with twin souls.

I know we twinners love to joke about it, but the alcor virus is legitimately dangerous and has been known to seriously ruin people's lives. Idk. Just like be smart and practice basic caution I guess? Jumblr's pretty much dead these days, so he might skip over us, but it's always better to be safe than sorry

⚠️ alv Follow

This is a good point! It is always better to be safe than sorry! That's why if you're smart, you'll click here for a list of ways to virus-proof your computer. Stay safe out there everybody!

Based on your likes!

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🌲 discogirl99 Follow

Anyone else just randomly crave connective tissue sometimes

🧁 sparkle-glitter-sideblog

no actually i think that might just be a you thing

#also i heard screaming on the other line when i called you earlier there better not be a mess when i get home #beloved demon brother tag

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👑 sameeya

Okay guys I might be crazy but what if the Shadow King was actually telling the truth when he said Princess Samia's brother is still alive??? Like, if you think about it, there's a tonnnn of foreshadowing in Crown of Ghosts and the author tweeted that there was gonna be a surprise twist in the new book sooo 👀👀

#i've connected the dots -- YOU DIDN'T CONNECT SHIT -- i've connected them #wanderlust trilogy #mira ramachandran #crown of ghosts #scepter of vanquished souls #princess samia #samia of cleves #shadow king #ahmed of cleves #bookblr

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🪨 professionalnatural-deactivated30141227

Reminder that you are beautiful exactly as you are and there are thousands who would sell their souls to imitate what you do naturally <3

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I actually really needed this today 💗

🦇 plsbytemevladdyzaddy Follow

Yo quit reblogging this op is a blatant human supremacist

🪨 professionalnatural-deactivated30141227

And? No one cares lmao

⚠️ alv Follow

Enjoy deactivation. Lmao.

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🕵🏻‍♂️ alcor-in-the-tardis Follow

#I sent screenshots of that one centaur post to her boss too #give you two guesses what species his wife is (tags by @alv)

Holy shit. Am I actually rooting for the alcor virus rn?

🍄 warioxreader Follow

maybe the real virus was the friends we made along the way <3

⚠️ alv Follow

No, the real virus is me. Don't take credit for my accomplishments.

🐲 retiredbus Follow

Heritage post

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I just want to get dicked down again =/

[that-ghosts-art]

Finally finished my redraw of my Season Finale fanart from last year :)

Doing this I realised how messy my style has become recently, and while I’m not the happiest with how it turned out it was fun :) I especially had fun finding a way to incorporate Al-V (even if it doesn’t make the most sense, let’s just pretend he’s metaphorically sitting on Adams’ shoulders haha)

Previous versions under the cut :3

[the-real-couchrat]

If anyone knows about obscure Alcor familiars, please let me know (message, ask, reblog, comment, ect) and send me a link to where I can learn about them. I love all the characters who are just “oh yeah, Alcor accidentally cursed/revived that thing and now it thinks he’s their dad” but they don’t get a lot of attention anymore. I was scrolling on the official blog this morning, and found a bunch of them that I never knew existed.

Also, they don’t have to be ALCOR’S familiar, they just need to be a one-of-a-kind being resembling an animal or living thing. (Like Sethany) No sandwiches, lollipops, or dates please.

Here’s a list of the ones I already know about:

Sethany (two links)

Razmé

Jupiter

Anser

Lepus

Al-V

The Flock

Lady Star Mittens of Sparkle Town

Algieba

The bottomless pit wildlife

The following ones become sentient in later centuries in this fic. I’ve never seen it mentioned anywhere else but I like it.

The Rainbow Basher

The Sweater Stash

The Answering machine

You can even make your own! I just want more familiars! (Possums, owls, raccoons, snakes, crocodilians, bears, pigeons, moose and buffalo are pretty cool 👀)

Edit: can’t keep on adding all the cool animals I remember, because almost every animal is cool. Go crazy.

[feferipeixes]

Part 2 of me thinking too much about how The Alcor Virus is a computer program and a person at the same time and how there are consequences to that.

[theratlivinginyourcouchcushions]

Just a bunch of the characters who I could think of at the moment.

[transcendence-au]

i think .giffany and al-v should be friends

The chaos they could cause...! That sounds awesome. Also imagine how destructive it would be if she began to obsess over him. What would even happen?

[thatdisastrousfangirl]

Back in 2017 I drew fanart for @flying-guinea-pig ‘s fic Season Finale and now every year starting in 2021 I’ve been redrawing it and this is this year’s attempt :D don’t really know why I never shared them before but hey here it is now ^-^

Also you can see the previous versions of this below the cut (Warning the 1st is about as far from my best work as you can get haha)

~2022~

~2021~

~2017~

[slightly-depressed-sloth]

Damian’s prosthetic spine is my Roman Empire

COMMS OPEN

Text ver. of the handwriting under cut in case it's hard to read

Comic; page 1

Panel 1 -

(Halfway up a skyscraper)

Damian: X-ray vision.

Jon: would it kill you to say please?

Panel 2 -

Damian: Does baby need to be coddled?

(Bomb)

Panel 5-

(whole ass metal spine)

Panel 6 -

(pamphlet saying 'childhood scoliosis spinal implants. Titanium rod')

Jon: Man, your scoliosis must've been bad, huh?

Comic; Page 2

Panel 3 -

Jon: it's the red one by the way

Panel 4 -

Jon: Wanna swing by mine for leftover pie after?

Damian: sure.

Sketches;

Page 1:

Headcanons.

Cracks back like old man

Has to do regular back exercises

Page 2:

Headcanon 2

Rubs back of neck/where chip was when upset

(I know he wouldn't have a scar, but consider scars are cool)

Page 3:

Banner: Paralysed by a colourful serial killer club

Barbara: Joker. You?

Damian: ... Flamingo

The dynamic

At heart, a good person

Just enough of a bastard to be worth knowing

[daydreamerwonderkid]

Saw a post recently that mentioned how underrated Damian's sense of humor is, so I went ahead and decided to find some of my fave moments, pt. 1

pt. 2

[jednakavka]

miku, víra, tábor

aneb husitská miku s prakem/pórkem

[alcorian-wizard]

i found out what shimeji are about a day ago and i've been determined to make an al-v shemeji ever since

but i just HAD to share this small sprite of the boy because I honestly think it's my magnum opus

[notherpuppet]

Me @ Alastor’s motives

[the-real-couchrat]

IF YOU HAVEN’T READ “THE VALLEY OF THE SHADOW OF DEATH” STOP NOW!!! SPOILERS AHEAD!! IM SERIOUS, THE ENDING ISNT NEARLY AS GREAT IF ITS SPOILED!!!

I’ve been thinking a lot more about Al-V lately, and I want to make a playlist for him bc I think it would be fun. The problem: WHAT DO I PUT IN IT?!?

I’m thinking the kind of stuff you hear in animations, techy, fast paced, and a little bit embarrassing to admit you listen to it(THIS IS A NO JUDGEMENT ZONE)

The problem arises when it comes to lyrics. His depictions vary based on what fic he’s in. In most of them, he’s a playful but harmless computer boi who loves his dad, but in The Valley of the Shadow of Death, he KILLS THREE PROPLE AND FRAMES ALCOR SO HE’LL LOSE HIS JOB AND GO CRAZY AGAIN, SO HE’L SPEND MORE TIME WITH ALVIE. So should I have songs abt robots taking over the planet? Even if they don’t fit his mood AT ALL? I think I could get away with it if I add them later on in the playlist. I know at some point in the TAU in space arc he possessed a drone, so should I put space themed music in it? Alvie’s aroace but in the rosewood affair he dates a guy named Dennis so should I include relationship songs?

Honestly, I think I’ve figured it out but I spent too much time planning this post before that for me to just abandon it, so have a list of fics that center around or include the little havoc wrecker:

Centered:

A Quirk of Programming

Alcor 2.0

The Rosewood Affair

Execve

Digital demon

My Battery is low, and it’s getting dark

Attack of the Virus

Included:

Season finale

The Valley of the Shadow of Death

They howl at night

Incandescence

I swear there’s a fic with him in a drone the “Transcendence AU in space Arc”but I can’t find it.

Please let me know if you have song suggestions, fic recommendations with him in it, or you have what fic I couldn’t find!

[corkinavoid]

DPxDC Demon Children Are Multiplying

This idea is still stuck in my head, and I might even end up writing something out of it, but for now, I just thought of something equally really, really stupid and really, really funny.

What if I combine that idea with Al Ghul Twins. I don't know how. Maybe Talia was cautious about Ra's not wanting to keep two kids for a position of Heir, or maybe she staged Danny's death, or maybe something else entirely happened. But anyway, Danny is Damian's twin.

Then, Dani is the same age as Danny in this AU. And Dan is de-aged to be the same age as both of them.

Now behold an absolute train wreck of a situation where Bruce attends a Gala hosted by Vladimir Masters. Together with Damian, of course, and maybe other batkids are there too. They all part their ways to make their rounds or whatnot. And they all keep seeing Damian wherever they go. Just everywhere.

Dick is talking to someone, and Damian walks past him, not paying him any attention. Which is not surprising, but a little rude, and, wait, wasn't he wearing a red tie? When did he change it to green one?

Tim is just going on the top floor to greet a lady he recognizes from some other event, and Damian all but storms in the opposite direction, only letting Tim catch a glimpse of his face. But when Tim turns around, he is really confused: the person running down the stairs is clearly a girl, albeit she is wearing a suit. Her long hair is up in a complicated braid. Why did he even mistake her for Damian?

But the ultimate confusion happens when Bruce is talking to Vladimir Masters, and a very familiar voice calls, "Father". Because both he and Vladimir turn to face the boy and ask, "Yes?" at the same time.

Damian is standing there, looking between Bruce and Vlad. He looks a little off somehow, but before Bruce can figure out why, the boy blinks and focuses on Vlad.

"We've been looking for you," he tells the man, and, wait, when was Damian looking for Masters? Furthermore, who is we?

But then another child comes closer. And-

That's Damian.

That's two Damians.

Wait, no, none of them are Damians.

"What is it?" Vladimir raises an eyebrow, not paying too much attention to Bruce's blanched expression.

A third child comes towards them, and this one also looks like Damian, only this one is a girl.

"Template's duplicate is here," she says, and Vlad frowns, turning to the Damian lookalike in the middle.

"Have you had another incident that I don't know of?"

Whatever answer the boy wanted to give is cut off by a n o t h e r child who looks like- no, this is real Damian, thank God, Bruce had started to wonder if the champagne was spiked with hallucinogens.

"Father-" he stops in his tracks as the three other children turn to him, and the four of them just stare at each other for a long moment. Then the one in the middle takes a sharp breath in and stage-whispers:

"Quick, do the meme!"

And all three not-Damians start pointing at each other.

Bruce is going to have an aneurysm. Judging by Vladimir's face, he is also not far from one.

Just my ramblings under the cut

I think you all know what meme I'm talking about, but I'm still gonna add it

This is so fucking hilarious to me, I'm sorry, I just can't

Danny is not missing this opportunity of a lifetime, even though Vlad specifically asked all three of them not to cause a scene. And yes, they all call Vlad "father" just for the spite of it or for shits and giggles. I'm going with Bad Fentons idea here, although I'm not sure to which degree they are bad, but anyway, Vlad is their legal guardian, and he is redeemed.

Yes, Dick took a picture. Yes, it's already in the group chat. Yes, other batkids are going wild.

Damian is greatly confused because, first, he thought there was a clone of him at the gala, but apparently, there were three of them, and second, why are they pointing at each other? Should he join them? He is under the assumption his brother is dead (he's not exactly wrong on that account), or he doesn't even know he existed.

This is as far as I got now, feel free to add anything!

[anbaisai]

Care for a dip in the pool? The lifeguards may be marketable plushies, but they're 100% reliable!

(Scarabia lifeguard AU belongs to @natsukishinomiyaswife, you can check out the tsum post here!)

[transcendence-au]

Does anyone happen to have the Al-V for blog theme code saved? I was looking for it, and I can't find it, it would be nice to add it back to my blog if it still works :''D And I'm assuming the shimeji of him that was posted before is no longer up too?

So, I can't find where the original post about the blog Alcor is, but I can tell you how to add him to your blog. You need to edit your theme (you can do this by going to your blog on desktop and clicking the paint palette icon in the top right). Then click Edit HTML in the top left. Finally, look for the text "<head>". It should be near the top. Put the following code right beneath that:

<script type="text/javascript" src="https://s3.amazonaws.com/thelittleprogrammingthings/tau_interactive.js"></script>

Next: the shimeji does still exist! The main post about it is here, but two of the important links don't work anymore. Luckily I have alternative links for you!

al-vi.nar

Alvie.zip