#aka third wheel

[skrunklydoo]

the next ninjago ever after high au redesign: cole brookstone!!

(please don’t question him being the son of the big bad wolf and little red riding hood, in ever after high it’s like that 😓😓😓 /lh)

in this au, cole is the son of the big bad wolf (lou) and little (deceased) red riding hood (lilly)!! he used to wear a hood to hide his ears (and therefore his relation to the big bad wolf (and to avoid in general being associated with his father for a long while)) until he met geo, who ended up influencing him to take the hood off and make amends with his father (they’re on good terms now)

his best friend has always been princess vania, daughter of sleeping beauty (aka an actual EEPER) and the third wheel of him and geo’s relationship (she likes to loudly scream from the sidelines “YOU CAN DO IT COLE” to absolutely everything they do together, even though they’re already together (she’s trying ok))

he, like nearly all the other characters, is a rebel

[melle-otterwise]

Supernatural in a nutshell

✨ Available on sticker, print, even jigsaw puzzle, and more here! ✨

[kazoosandfannypacks]

shipping two characters: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

shipping two characters but there's a third guy there all the time who just roasts them: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

(to clarify, this third guy is not romantically involved with either of the people being shipped. he's literally just. there.)

[normasshearer]

With Barbara Stanwyck and Franchot Tone in attendance, Joan Crawford hosts a charity polo match at Will Rogers Memorial Field, Santa Monica, California. June 22, 1936

[lestappenforever]

*Insert "Me, You and Steve" soundtrack here*

[ficswithtacotuesday]

It's surprisingly harder to have a moment alone with your partner when the relationship isn't a secret anymore. Not like it was that much of a secret anyways...

[fantastic-mr-corvid]

Thinking about how Conficcare is always bugging Muro about his smoking and Muro is always bugging Conficcare about his drinking. Fucking hypocrites the both of them<3

[ropebunnykant]

one of my favorite things about knowing my best friend and her boyfriend before either of them met is that im not the only one that has to feel like a third wheel depending on the topic of conversation

[indexvirus]

Let’s celebrate that Yae Miko succesfully coaxed Ei out of her room once again.

[iicaru2]

update: doing another astarion run. i clicked on wyll today (who i am not romancing) and astarion went “hello, lover” as he walked over, directly in front of gale (who i am romancing). i cant win

i cant have wyll and astarion in my party together anymore unless im playing one of them because they either start antagonizing each other or blatantly flirting (usually when im romancing one of them) and im not sure which is worse

[futuremercifulnerd]

Would you believe me if I told you who this was? 🙈

[harleybarbarahandler]

tom ackerley be like “this is my wife margot robbie and margot’s girlfriend dua lipa”

[ponderings-of-a-half-elf]

Tag yourself, I'm the lamp post

[ukulelette]

It looks like Paul didn't notice Richard at first, but when he does, you can see how he reacts immediately - stepping back closer to him and facing him. We don't even see Paul's face in the last gifs but we know that he's smiling 😭

and Schneider in the background noticing them and smiling as well?? 😭😭

san sebastian - ausländer ♥︎

[nottswitch]

congrats on 1k!!

for the wheel of aesthetics can you do 5 for theo nott with either smut or fluff 💗

hi and thank you so much, love!! thanks for sending a request <3 i chose smut for this, so i hope you’ll like it. your aesthetic is…

— spacecore

(centered around astronomy, stars and planets)

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18+ smut

it was supposed to be just another night of suffering through an astronomy assignment with your classmate aka biggest academic rival theodore nott. how did you end up pressed against the railing of the astronomy tower with your ass up in the air, you didn’t know. you also didn’t want to know, because then you’d have to think, and thinking with theo’s tongue stuffed inside your pussy wasn’t the easiest task.

"nott, fuck-"

"shut up."

theo pulled away from your pussy just to say that and give your asscheek a smack, ringing through the whole platform at the top of the tower. you bit your bottom lip and squeezed your eyes shut when he delved back into your dripping folds, lapping up your arousal from your inner thighs in the process.

your grip on the railing tightened when his index and middle fingers slipped inside, immediately curling and pressing on that spot that made you moan faintly into the air.

"i said shut" smack. "up" another smack.

"nott, fuck you-u-u…" you trailed off into another moan when he added a third finger, stretching you out to an impossible degree and making your hand fly up to your mouth.

"good girl," theo murmured against your skin before wrapping his lips around your clit. you gasped and tried to bite down on your palm, which didn’t really work and you had to assault your bottom lip again.

theo felt his cock throb inside his pants and had to use his other hand to palm himself through the fabric. the pace of his fingers got quicker and your eyes suddenly had a mind of their own, rolling to the back of your head.

"nott, i- fuck, i’m gonna-"

"shit!"

you didn’t have time to register what had just happened because theo’s fingers reached a certain spot inside of you that made you completely crumble. panting for air, your legs shaking from the intensity of your orgasm, you lazily turned your head over your shoulder, just to see a sight that made your eyebrows reach your hairline in a second.

"nott, did you just cum in your fucking pants?"

"not a word, or i swear to god-"

playlist

❥ tout l’univers by gjon’s tears

❥ the prophecy by taylor swift

❥ across the universe by the beatles

❥ i feel it coming by the weeknd

❥ all for us by labrinth & zendaya

[phas3d]

Hello love<33 i saw ur requests were open if it hasn't been done before can i request a Potter! Reader x Slytherin boys like the reader is Harry's twin sister?

Absolutely inlove with your writing btw🫶🫶

Potter!Reader || Slytherin Boys

type :: fluff

tw/cw :: abuse mention (tom, mattheo)

contains :: draco, tom, mattheo, theodore, lorenzo

notes :: i love this idea so much, i didn't think it would be this fun to write for - also i know neville technically killed voldemort BUT, just go along with me when i say harry killed voldemort

DRACO MALFOY

Getting a crush on someone was already hard enough for Draco to do

To be able to look past someone's flaws and finally see the beauty inside of someone

But all of that was quickly ruined once he found out you weren't just Harry Potter's sibling but his TWIN?

He genuinely gets so upset and angry not only at you but himself

He's not sure how to handle this information

But at the end, he decides that he can't stand the idea of dating Harry Potter's twin and possibly growing to be Harry Potter's brother-in-law

So he tries to avoid you at all times

But he can't, his body just won't allow him

And also, you're really good at finding him

In the end, he learns to accept it but Harry and Draco still bicker and fight

Even when you guys are 20+ years old, they still fight like siblings - which is actually perfect since they're brothers in law now

TOM RIDDLE

After Harry defeated his father, aka Voldemort, and brought "peace" to the world - he's hated his guts

Because although Voldemort was a mass murder, genocide supporter, blood racist, classist, backstabbing, asshole... That was still Tom's dad

But even then, Voldemort wasn't a great father. He was actually the worst father to ever live. For all of Tom's childhood, he was brain washed and tortured to believe his father was amazing, and sadly it worked on him

So finding out that his s/o, which was already an EXTREMELY rare sight since he can't tolerate anyone, was Harry Potter's twin....

Oh, he goes fucking insane and runs away to the forbidden forrest to "process" all of his emotions (he kills almost every animal in there out of pure strength)

Falling for the person who's related to your father's killer is not easy to handle

So,,, honestly I think Tom would break up with you and never give you a shot again

But, he still owns you - he just can't be with you duhhh

If you ever try to move on or get a new boyfriend, he simply make them "disappear"

It makes you isolate yourself from the dating world - but thank god Tom is there to offer to be fwb!

(this was his plan all along. he will never stop loving you but he doesn't have the guts to fully commit to a relationship anyways but he still wants you - so fwb is the easiest solution for him to avoid the guilt of actually dating you whilst still getting to own you in some way)

MATTHEO RIDDLE

He's the exact opposite of Tom, he actually really respects and likes Harry

After Harry killed Voldemort, he felt so free. It was like Harry got rid of the shackle that was keeping him down for so long

Unlike Tom, Mattheo always knew that what their father was doing was wrong and cruel - but he was forced to go along with the family's plans because he'd be punished if he didn't

Not only that, Mattheo and Harry both play Quidditch and are good rivals - he loves the competition

So he actually gets along fine with Harry

When he finds out you two are actually TWINS he's so shocked like omg

He wonders what would have happened if you ate Harry while in the womb or smth

And he also wonders why you and Harry aren't exactly identical (you are identical... mattheo just doesn't understand why harry has glasses and you don't....)

Doesn't mind bringing Harry on a couple of dates - But when Harry does come... it's basically like you're third wheeling

Your cute dates are ruined because these two dumbass men decide to do stupid stuff

Like for example, a cute date of mini golfing got ruined because Harry and Mattheo decided to see who could chuck their golf ball the farthest

They ended up breaking multiple windows...

Or when Mattheo took you out to go ice skating but it got ruined because fucking Harry surprised Mattheo with hockey gear

The two ended up playing hockey,,,, just a 1v1,,,, and crashed into so many bystanders that they just shut down the rink

They are now brothers for life... you must deal with this

THEODORE NOTT

When he finds out you're twins, he takes such a big sigh of relief

"Oh my gosh, that why you guys always hang out... I thought you might have been dating."

Instantly, you want to vomit in your mouth

Theo has little to no history with Harry, besides bullying Harry during their first few years at Hogwarts

But Theo was never a good bully... especially when he was younger

Because he was still learning English and had the THICKEST Italian accent that you barely understood him

One time in their 2nd year, Theo came up to Harry and insulted his nerdy glasses

But Harry simply tilted his head, "Sorry, no espanol."

From that day, it's a strong inside joke between all the Slytherin boys and Theo can never escape it

Harry's unintentional roast made Theo study English 10x times harder than he ever did before

So he's kinda grateful to him in a way but he does wanna get back at him

He's super chill around Harry and the two get along fine and dandy but nothing too special

They both respect each other a lot actually and don't cross any boundaries with each other

Since they're kinda similar actually: quidditch players, pull tons of bitches, decently smart, and "foreign" in some way

Basically: coolest in laws ever

LORENZO BERKSHIRE

Oh my fucking god these two suck each other dicks

The amount of glazing they do for each other is CRAZYYY

When Enzo finds out you're twins with Harry - he's so happy because Harry and Enzo are actually really cool with each other

They both play quidditch together sometimes, play the same games, and they love the same shows

You basically lose your boyfriend... to your brother

Everywhere you two go,,, Harry is invited against your will

Going to watch a movie? Harry and Enzo are gonna share a blanket and leave you in the cold

Going to an arcade? Harry and Enzo will play every single game against each other and even take selfies of their wins

Fuck, even going shopping, the two banter and chat while you try on clothes

One time they got bored of waiting for you to try stuff on so they LEFT YOU and went to go get MATCHING T-SHIRTS???!?!??!?!?!???

Of course,,, you and Enzo do get alone time - some times

But you honestly love seeing how strong Enzo and Harry's bond is because it makes you happy that you picked the perfect boyfriend for your family

It's even better when Harry get his yearly girlfriend (that he will eventually leave heart broken)

So now you can go on double dates!!!

And hopefully the girl that Harry is with is cool, so that way you can also share a strong bond just like Enzo and Harry

But you can't get too attached.... your brother is a man-whore after all... 😞