nottswitch

[nottswitch]

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(I did send one of these already, but I wanted to send another one if that’s ok! If not, please let me know!)

꒰ 🍾 ꒱ — spin the bottle… bully’s bf!theo !!

pretending that you haven’t been hoping for this exact outcome ever since the game started would be a big fat lie. your eyes meet theo’s across the floor, and you swear you can see a mischievous little twinkle there, as if… as if he’s enjoying this?

“this is crazy! you really gonna do this, babe? kiss her?!”

a shrill, indignant voice cuts right through your thoughts. this fucking girl has been a thorn in your side for years now, and the reason she hasn’t been punched yet is simply your lack of desire to end up in detention. a creature more annoying than her is yet to be born, and now her insanely hot boyfriend you have a huge crush on is leaning over the bottle towards you – evidently, to follow the game rules.

“relax, it’s just a game,” he carelessly throws over his shoulder, placing a seemingly soothing hand on his girlfriend’s thigh. she huffs and puffs – like a fucking baby, your brain supplies – but theo doesn’t seem that pressed about it. instead, he finally closes the last bits of distance between you and– oh god, his lips!

you just can’t resist flicking out your tongue and deepening the kiss. for fuck’s sake, you have an opportunity to kiss your crush in front of his girlfriend who’s been bullying since, well, forever, and why on earth wouldn’t you make the most out of it? when you pull apart – you with reluctance, him with… reluctance too? – his girlfriend is seething, he’s shooting her a faux apologetic look, and you? you’re just victorious. get that, cunt.

au game night.

[nottswitch]

truth or dare, bully!theo

dare: bodyshots

🧸 anon

꒰ 💥 ꒱ — truth or dare

by the time the dare comes, theo is already drunk out of his mind, speech slurring and hands wandering where they definitely shouldn’t be. so when he hears the words ‘body shots’, he lets out a whistle and turns towards you with an annoyingly sly smirk.

“come on, miss prissy princess,” he mumbles, grabbing a half-empty bottle of tequila from an equally wasted mattheo and coming up to you in swaying steps. “show me what you got.”

a thought flies rapidly through your vodka-muddled brain that you shouldn’t have gone to the same party as theo, shouldn’t have gotten drunk, shouldn’t have been playing this stupid game… but fuck it, you only live once, right? or whatever they say. and if that means letting the local asshole use your body for an insanely dumb dare? so be it.

when he pours the sticky, room temperature tequila all over your chest, you freeze up for a moment, but you’re already too drunk to care. when his tongue travels up from the valley between your tits to lick the salt off your neck, you giggle like a pathetic schoolgirl, swatting half-heartedly at his shoulder. theo’s friends cheer and film the two of you when his teeth snatch the lime out of your mouth, and he thoroughly and deliberately chews on it before spitting it out to the floor.

“miss prissy’s gonna feel like shit tomorrow,” he coos, his eyes lazily shifting between you and the video lorenzo’s showing on his phone. fuck, maybe you will. and maybe it’s not even worth it. but to hell with it; right now, you’re living it up.

au game night.

[nottswitch]

the masses YEARN for more sub draco

a word from the masses: is it true? is the yearning for sub draco present, and do i need to do something about it? because i definitely can.

[nottswitch]

This theme is just so goooood!! I love the text you put for the navi ✨️ the typography style is so pretty 🥰✨️

AND THE CUTOUTS!! the cutout header is such a cool addition! 👀

thank you so much baby <33 i love the typography thing a lot, and i’m definitely gonna incorporate it more into my posts cuz it’s so pretty !! also, i’m obsessed with you theme, it’s so vibey and autumnal 🤎

[nottswitch]

game night~

game~ truth or dare with drummer!mattheo 🖤

truth~do you love me as much as you love Theo?

(I guess I’m feeling angsty lol!)

꒰ 💥 ꒱ — truth or dare

“fuck… you really know how to ask these questions, huh?” mattheo mutters under his breath, running his hand through his hair as he can’t quite meet your eyes yet. he really should’ve chosen a fucking dare. would’ve been easier to drink toilet water or some shit than… this.

“you’re waiting for me to say it,” he says, and it’s a statement he’s one hundred percent sure of. “you want me to say i love you more, right? well, i can’t. i’m sorry.”

the confession lingers heavily in the air, but… doesn’t surprise you. you’ve been expecting this exact answer, so you simply stay silent and let him finish.

“i love you, and i love him. all there is to it.” you notice mattheo getting anxious and place a soothing hand on his thigh. his expression is raw, vulnerable when your eyes finally meet – but it softens when he doesn’t meet any resistance. just quiet understanding.

“i know, matt. and it’s enough.”

au game night.

[nottswitch]

hi Kira! I’m back for game night 😚

Game~ Fuck, Marry, Kill 🖤

music producer!theo, male stripper!mattheo, and guitarist!enzo

I hope answering this is both fun and challenging 🤭

꒰ ☠️ ꒱ — fuck, marry, kill

fuck: male stripper!mattheo. i mean… right ??? we can all agree he’s insane in bed ???

marry: guitarist!enzo, because imagine sinners never pray all coming to ur wedding? yeah, that’s the shit. just have to tame the fuckboy first.

kill: music producer!theo. i haven’t written anything for him yet, but when i post him, you’ll see that he’s a bit of a dick. still hot as fuck tho, so it’s not like i want to kill him, but compared to the other two, he’s the most fitting.

au game night.

[nottswitch]

Weird dare for devil!Mattheo but honestly, I dare you to give me some cuddles cause i need them😚 double dare and challenge, don't get handsy😚

꒰ 💥 ꒱ — truth or dare

“jesus… no pun intended.” mattheo groans dramatically and throws his hands up in the air in disbelief – although it seems more like dark amusement. “you really wanna get burned, huh?”

he isn’t exactly joking, either – his body temperature is generally much higher than a normal human’s. you just shrug and scoot over, fully expecting him to comply with the dare, no matter how ridiculous it sounds. cuddling with the devil, really? well, you’re willing to play with fire.

mattheo rolls his eyes yet opens his arms at the same time. one hand curls around your waist, tugging you into his heated – literally – embrace, and you barely hold back a gasp. he’s insanely hot in every single sense of the word, but right now, you’re narrowly focused on the ‘trying not to get your skin melted off’ part.

“you know, i fully can just… tone it down,” mattheo muses, relaxed and completely at ease with how his body is burning pressed up against yours. “but i really, really don’t want to.”

the fucking bastard.

au game night.

[nottswitch]

truth or dare for stalker enzo👀 dare!

tell reader all the things you did "about her" without her knowing, every juicy detail!!

꒰ 💥 ꒱ — truth or dare

enzo lets out a small, disbelieving chuckle, a fond smile on his lips as he tilts his head. the look in his eyes is amused, as if he can’t quite grasp the fact that you thought there’s anything at all he could possibly do and not tell you.

“i’m a gentleman, love,” he says as a matter-of-fact, clasping his hands on his lap – not to hide anything, obviously, just out of convenience. your pictures drive me insane, and most nights, my dick is fucking chafed.

“i care about you, and i’d never do anything you don’t know about,” he murmurs, voice low and so sincere it makes your heart flutter. i have your dirty panties stuffed under my pillow, and i make great fucking use of them every single day.

“tell me you trust me, or i swear to god, i’m wounded.” enzo mockingly presses his palm over his chest, and you chuckle – your dramatic friend is still him, even in the midst of this awkward question that you already start feeling guilty about.

a bottle of your favourite perfume is always in my nightstand, and i get off just on a single fucking whiff.

au game night.

[nottswitch]

So excited for game night!! Ok, so first is never have i ever with bodyguard!mattheo. never have i ever actually been in love <3 Heads up, i will be spamming your inbox for game night!! <3 happy one year to you and your writing!!

꒰ 🥃 ꒱ — never have i ever

fuck, mattheo shouldn’t have even started this game. it’s the thought that’s been running through his head ever since he sat down on the floor across from you, agreeing to play for some godforsaken reason. maybe he was just bored. maybe it was a subtle sign that he could barely resist your adorable puppy eyes despite the stoic mask you got so used to seeing on his handsome face.

with a sigh, mattheo grabs the shot in front of him and downs it in one go. he doesn’t miss the sheer shock flickering across your face, and he almost scoffs – god forbid he’s ever been in love, right?

“don’t ask,” he warns before tossing the empty shot glass onto the coffee table. he wouldn’t tell you even if you asked, of course. not when the only person he’s ever actually been in love with is sitting right in front of him.

au game night.

[nottswitch]

Im curious who ill get 🍾

-🥃

꒰ 🍾 ꒱ — spin the bottle… prefect!theo !!

honestly speaking, theo doesn’t even know why he got involved in such a stupid game as spin the bottle. but when the bottle lands on you, there’s something… something weird in his chest that feels awfully like a flutter. dumb, theodore, really dumb.

he doesn’t miss the amused smirk on your face as he leans closer. you don’t pull away – you just raise an eyebrow like a challenge, watching him intently. is he actually gonna do it? the mighty prefect, theodore nott, gonna—

your train of thought gets interrupted by his lips pressed to yours. the kiss is chaste but firm, taking you by complete and utter surprise. you almost have an urge to cling to the front of his crispy white shirt, but he’s already pulling away, settling back into his armchair with an expression so nonchalant you’re on the verge of gaslighting yourself into thinking nothing happened.

on the inside, theo’s all kinds of messed up. on the outside? there’s a faint smirk on his lips that you wouldn’t notice if you weren’t looking so closely. fuck. maybe this game isn’t so stupid after all.

au game night.

[nottswitch]

tomorrow i’m leaving for vacation, so today my fiancé and i have been deep cleaning the entire apartment cuz my parents will be staying over to look after our cats. back hurts, legs hurt, but we’re finally finished, so i can curl up in bed and answer a bunch of game night requests !!

[nottswitch]

game night~

🍾~spin the bottle

*I can’t wait to see which au you pick for me!! 🤭🤭*

꒰ 🍾 ꒱ — spin the bottle… welder!mattheo !!

mattheo has never been a patient man, used to the fast-paced nature of his job, so the bottle barely has time to land on you before he’s already near. he doesn’t hesitate – his rough, calloused palm cups the back of your neck as he pulls you into a kiss.

it’s… intense. way more intense than a simple game of spin the bottle requires, at least in your opinion. mattheo doesn’t seem to agree; his tongue slips into your mouth as soon as you part your lips in a gasp. he pulls away just as quick, a smirk slowly spreading on his face as he takes in your flushed face.

“what? it’s the game, honey.” he shrugs and leans back into the couch, hands clasped behind his head with a grace of a satisfied cat. oh, he’s absolutely thinking about all the ways he can get you breathless later.

au game night.

[nottswitch]

🍾🍾🍾

꒰ 🍾 ꒱ — spin the bottle… bsf’s ex!mattheo !!

mattheo’s heart speeds up when the bottle lands on you, and he immediately feels a hot flush burning up his cheeks. it’s so fucking awkward – your best friend is sitting right there, her eyes flickering between the two of you with a furious glint, and they broke up just a month ago.

“uh, yeah, that’s… great.” he scratches the back of his neck, looking for some sort of reassurance on your face, but finding none – just a silent challenge in the slight arch of your eyebrow. fuck, you’re so hot like that… like always, to be honest.

he shuffles over to you, a moment of hesitation before he presses his lips to yours. it’s so much more fleeting than he’d like it to be, and he fights to death with himself when he feels your tongue teasingly trace his bottom lip right before pulling away.

your best friend huffs, rolling her eyes and reaching over to the bottle to spin it again, trying to speed up the tense moment. you mouth a silent ‘sorry’ to her, as if you didn’t want this either. mattheo… he’s simply embarrassed. and oh-so-fucking-turned on.

au game night.

[nottswitch]

THIS THEME OMG ???? THIS IS MY FAVORITE ONE EVER I CAN’T STOP STARING AT IT

stop i’m kind of obsessed with this theme too 🤧 like looking at it just makes me wanna be on my blog, i think it’s exactly what i needed after the uninspired period that i had

[nottswitch]

https://www.tumblr.com/nottswitch/792424932028104704/top-5-tv-shows-or-top-5-movies-if-you-prefer

Whenever I see the Truman show being mentioned, I just feel my heart drop. Lorenzo zurzolo reference?? 😧😧😧

pls clarify what you mean bby, because honest to god, i’ve been trying to understand how the truman show is related to lorenzo zurzolo, and i can’t find a single connection 😭

[nottswitch]

What is a drabble?

a drabble is a shorter version of a one shot that mainly focuses on one specific scene as opposed to having a full-fledged plot. personally, i have two versions of drabbles: short drabbles with 5-6 paragraphs, and longer drabbles that can go up to 1.2-1.3k words if i want to explore a scene a bit more but don’t feel the need for a full fic. until this number, i still consider it a drabble, but more than that goes into full fic territory.

[nottswitch]

omg dare with sinners never pray!!

i dare mattheo to wear a leather skirt stolen from bassist!reader and sit on theo's lap AND not indulge in any type of physical attraction!!

꒰ 💥 ꒱ — truth or dare

“oh, fuck you,” mattheo grumbled, tugging on a skirt that you threw at him in a fit of triumphant giggles. “you just love torturing me, huh?”

theo chuckled from the couch, spreading his legs and playfully patting his thigh. “come on, matty, it’s gonna be fun,” he drawled out, taking a drag of his cigarette – though there was no mistaking the heat in his gaze as he took in the sight of mattheo’s tight ass constricted by the tight leather. oh, he so would bend him over and shove his—

"yeah, fun.” mattheo plopped down right onto theo’s crotch, shifting and squirming one hundred percent on purpose, just to feel theo’s half-hard erection twitch under him. “i can already feel the fun poking my ass. you better hold on, because once this stupid game is over—”

he was cut off by your teasing slap on his inner thigh. “stop wiggling, it counts as physical. i’m gonna watch,” you promised with a smirk on your lips, leaning back and crossing your legs – mostly because the sight of mattheo on theo’s lap, trying to stay completely still, was just too fucking sexy, and you suddenly needed friction between your legs. this was gonna be really, really good.

au game night.