nottswitch

[nottswitch]

omggg need !ceo theo as your boss..and you meet for lunch (18+)

⌗ assistant!reader meets ceo!theo for lunch at his penthouse ᭝

nav // aus / ceo!theo x assistant!reader // more

this ask is partially what made me create assistant!reader, so thank you !! so excited to finally write for ceo!theo, hope you enjoy <3

warnings: 18+ mdni, employer x employee, power imbalance, dry humping (it’s actually really wet), masturbation (f), praise, cursing, probably broken italian

if you said you didn’t know this would happen, you would’ve been a shameless liar. you did know; in fact, making it happen was your exact goal. but theodore wasn’t innocent, right? he should’ve expected it when he invited you to his penthouse for an ‘informal lunch’ to discuss the company’s latest project. you just so happened to have a very informal, low-cut dress which nearly made your tits spill out. and it was just an accident that you bent over right in front of him when you were picking up a teaspoon – which you had dropped purely due to your clumsiness. the outline of your lacy panties was just there, sinfully visible through the red satin of your thin, flimsy dress.

and theo just happened to lose his damn mind.

his cock was warm and heavy against your clothed ass as he rubbed it up and down between your cheeks, tightly hugged by the fabric. you were face down on the table, and he was groaning quieter than you’d like – as if he was still holding back, despite the situation – but you’d take what you could get. his hands were on your hips, rough, almost bruising – good, you thought, his control was slipping.

"così sbagliato,” theo muttered under his ragged breath, daring to open his eyes and glance down – his cock was leaving a dark wet trail of precum on the skirt of your dress, obvious evidence of just how weak he was for you. "così fottutamente sbagliato, ma non posso resistere, cazzo…"

you had a very vague idea what he was saying – something about it being wrong – but the raspiness of his already deep voice was doing magic. your hand was starting to get sore between your legs, trembling fingers sliding between your drenched folds – you could barely put pressure on your clit with how wet you were, but the pleasure was overwhelming. theo seemed to have noticed your jerky movements, which only spurred him on - his grinding picked up its pace, and his hands shifted from your hips to your ass. he took a hissy breath and pressed on his cock, pushing it further between your satin-covered asscheeks.

"so pretty…” he murmured, small pants escaping his mouth with every syllable as he watched how his length fit so perfectly against you. theo desperately wished he was inside of you – he’d been craving that for ages, but couldn’t bring himself to do it yet, his conscience battling with burning desire. so for now, he had to settle for rutting his hips faster and faster, chasing the release only you could truly provide.

"mr nott…" you moaned as your finger slipped inside – a pitiful substitute for what you imagine theodore’s cock would feel like, but you had no choice but make do.

theo groaned louder, and a shiver of satisfaction shot through your body, because he seemed to be getting closer. "don’t do that… don’t call me that,” he gritted out, pressing harder on his twitching, leaking cock. "you know— fuck, you know what it does to me…”

and you did, you did, but this time, it came out naturally, without any teasing in your soft, blissed out voice – you were losing yourself in the sensations just as much as theo was. a few more seconds, a slick melody of his precum seeping through your dress, your juices mixing up with it, and both of you were there. you came all over your fingers, and theodore spilled onto your dress, covering it in rapidly growing dark spots. heavy breaths filled the air around you, and both of you knew for a fact that this time wouldn’t be the last, no matter how much theo would try to forget that it ever happened.

[nottswitch]

omg i love ur cult leader!theo can u write what would happen if reader tries to leave??💋

okk so i’ve been thinking about how to answer this a lot (this is why ur ask has been sitting in my inbox for months, sorry bb), and i kinda wanna write a dark horror type of mini-series abt this, with a bunch of fucked up smut ofc 😋 so i’m putting it on my list of ideas, and hopefully i’ll have inspo for it soon !!

[nottswitch]

Hey in love w your blog okay bye

hey hey i’m in love with u 🫦

[nottswitch]

Crazy thot (🤭 I’ve been listening to audiobooks at work and the man who reads them sounds so fucking hot anyways) brothers best friend! Theo buying you plum or red lipstick just for you to put on and kiss his cock so he can take a polaroid picture to keep in his wallet or for you to keep. Like it’s his sick little way of claiming you. 🤭

-🤠

ohh this is definitely something he’d do !! i feel like he wouldn’t necessarily keep it in his own wallet cuz your brother could see, but he’d make you keep it. ‘i know you want to, piccola, you’re a dirty slut like that’ with the most annoying smirk, and if anyone ever noticed the pic, he’d take it as an opportunity to bully you for being a slut too <3

[nottswitch]

are you gay?

no

[nottswitch]

love your works

tysm, i really appreciate it <3

[nottswitch]

sorry for giggling so much while you're trying to fuck me i'm just excited

[nottswitch]

PLS i need more info on mattheo crying during ykyk i feel like tumblr is so afraid of writing sub men but they r my FAV

why oh why, i’m glad you asked 🤭 god i’ve been dying to talk about this…

why does mattheo cry during an orgasm?

we all know who mattheo is, right? it’s not a secret that the boy is not used to soft and gentle, and that applies to sex too. there’s a whole other can of worms i can get into when it comes to his sexual self-awareness, but in short – he’s used to sex for the sake of sex, to instant gratification. it’s always rough, quick, no real feelings except for momentary lust and a need to let off steam (also a search for approval, but again, another can of worms).

so naturally, when he finds you, the first person he feels for, he’s completely overwhelmed by the intimacy of it all. the first time he truly makes love to you, he’s done for – he’s ruined, but not in the way he’s used to ruining others. the moment he experiences the closeness, the tenderness, the way your eyes look into his, half-lidded, filled with pleasure and desire, but so, so gentle and loving, he can’t hold back. his own eyes fill with tears, and he feels so vulnerable at this moment, with your naked bodies pressed against each other, skin-to-skin, while he’s deep inside of you, as close as he could possibly get… when he cums, his emotions take over, because it’s the highest form of physical pleasure, but now it’s also mixed with emotional pleasure too – something he doesn’t remember ever experiencing. he cries and sobs as he spills into you, and at first, he feels so embarrassed, because he’s never come before his partner before, but with you, he just… feels so comfortable, like he can be selfish for once in his life. he slumps on top of you, spent in more ways than one, and he just needs care. head scratches, little kisses all over his face, back rubbing… he dozes off, and it’s the first restful sleep he’s had in years, because he feels safe

[nottswitch]

just coming in to remind you im willing to beg if I have to for you to write that poppy and Mattheo motherly relationship idea 🙏 cuz I need it so bad!! 💘

ohh babe i was actually just thinking about it yesterday !! i’m definitely gonna write it as soon as i have inspo, especially bc i already have the plot 😌

[nottswitch]

Why don’t you write for Tom Riddle anymore?😕

i started writing for him when i was deep in my tom riddle obsession era, but it has long passed by now, and i just don’t have inspiration to write for him anymore. plus, there are writers who do him much more justice than i ever could !!

[nottswitch]

tysm babe, really glad you enjoyed 🤭

⋆˙⟡♡ VENUS IN PISCES

venus in pisces paints such an idealistic picture of their partner that it can be hard for them to notice red flags. this placement is sensitive and emotional, which makes the tears easy to flow when overwhelmed.

theo nott x reader x lorenzo berkshire

warnings: 18+ mdni, double penetration, dacryphilia, unprotected sex, slight overstimulation, sharing, praise, cursing

nav // event / more

you and theo have been talking about this for a while – both of you were into the idea of a threesome, so it just seemed right to try it with one of his willing friends. what you didn’t expect, though, was him to show up with none other than lorenzo. the latter’s smirk should’ve been a dead giveaway that it’s not going to be gentle – and oh god, it wasn’t.

your body was pressed tightly to theo’s as you laid on top of him, your face tucked into his neck. his cock was deep inside your dripping pussy, easily sliding in and out, as was lorenzo’s. you didn’t know what to expect before, but now you were certain – having two big dicks in your pussy was probably the best pleasure you’d ever felt, as much as it was painful and unusual at first.

"fuck, nott, you’ve been keeping all this to yourself all this time, huh?” you heard enzo’s voice from behind as he thrusted deeper, prompting theo to do the same. he chuckled hoarsely, his hand finding your chin to tilt your head. he wanted to look at you, even though you were doing your best to stay hidden in the crook of his neck – you were too out of it, too flustered and somewhat embarrassed.

"she’s so good, i know. aren’t you, tesoro?" theo murmured, gazing tenderly into your glassy eyes. the sight of tears about to fall down your cheeks made his expression soften, which was a complete contrast to the deep and hard way he was fucking you in. "aren’t you so pretty like that?”

you barely managed to nod, overwhelmed by the pleasure his and his friend’s cocks we’re giving you. a tear escaped, making a wet trail down your cheek, falling onto theo’s bare chest. his thumb swiped over your skin, wiping it away, and enzo seemed to have caught that even from behind. a small groan left his mouth, and his grip on your hips turned bruising – he had always had a weakness for seeing pretty girls cry.

"and she’s crying, fuck— she’s a goddamn jewel," he gritted out, his tongue sticking out to lick at his bottom lip, short, panting breaths drying it out in an instant. "can i see?”

theo smirked, though somehow it looked even in this situation, and tugged on your chin, turning your face to the side.

"my beautiful girl… isn’t that right, amore?" he drawled as his hips thrusted up in a particularly strong move. you loudly gasped, and a flow of tears erupted from your widened eyes, streaming down your flushed face.

the boys groaned in unison, impossibly aroused by the sight. theo couldn’t hold back from capturing your lips with his in a sloppy kiss, while lorenzo tried hard not to cum right on the spot. he knew theo wouldn’t take it lightly, him getting release before his girlfriend could, so he had to compose himself, even though the sound of your desperate sobs was bringing him closer and closer to the much anticipated end. though with the way you were clenching around their needy, throbbing cocks, neither of them would have to wait for long.

[nottswitch]

babe ??? this made me melt and blush like an idiot, i appreciate it so much !!! i love you 🩷

sisters bf!theo who doesn’t try to cover up when you accidentally walk in on him in the shower… if anything he’s turning TOWARDS you with the biggest smirk…

⋆౨ৎ you walk in on sister’s bf!theo showering

nav // aus / sister’s bf!theo // more

his smirk is already permanently plastered on his face, but if you walk in on him… oh boy, oh boy

warnings: 18+ mdni, exhibitionism, size kink, theo’s huge cock, cursing

you didn’t think much of it when you turned the handle of the bathroom door, not even looking around as you walked in, your eyes glued to the screen of your phone in your hand. you mindlessly walked over to the sink, leaning on it with your hip, lingering as some picture caught your attention.

"and who do we have here, hm?"

you flinched and nearly dropped your phone as you heard an unexpected yet such a familiar voice from the shower. letting out a small squeal of surprise, you looked up and nearly dropped down to the floor yourself – there, standing in the small stall, was none other that theodore nott, your sister’s relatively new and already incredibly irritating boyfriend. and he was, well, in a state one would expect in the shower – completely naked.

you instinctively closed your eyes, placing a palm over them as a second shield.

"what the actual fuck?!" you whisper-yelled, your eyebrows knitting together in a confused and annoyed frown. yeah, what the fuck? why wasn’t he covering up?! the bastard didn’t even blink, staring at your flustered form with the biggest smirk in existence.

"well, you could open your eyes and see for yourself what the actual fuck," he teased, parroting the tone your voice, which made the blood boil in your veins. yet for some reason, there was a sense of morbid curiosity, almost, to actually peep at what was right in front of you. it wasn’t like you had never noticed theo’s prominent assets before, since grey sweatpants had quickly become – or had always been – his uniform at your apartment. plus, you did overhear your sister on the phone with her best friend the other day, boasting about the size of his cock…

damn it, the temptation was too strong.

slowly, you pulled your hand away from your face, blinking your eyes open as the bathroom lights hit them. for a moment, your vision was focusing, and then… it certainly did focus pretty well.

theo was, for the lack of a better word, huge. as in, bigger than anyone you’d ever seen. you gulped thickly, shame slowly leaving your body as you stared at his dick, which was, for whatever sick reason, hard and throbbing, slapping lightly against the toned muscles of his abdomen. his dark pink tip glistened in the light, and you wouldn’t even try to guess what part of it was water and what part of it was precum.

"so? thoughts?" theo prompted in a casually arrogant manner, which momentarily jolted you out of your haze. you reluctantly looked up, biting the inside of your cheek in an attempt to appear nonchalant, yet there was no hiding the way your pupils were blown out, your eyes betraying exactly what you thought of the sight in front of you.

"um… you have a dick," you muttered, not sure what else to say, as you had never expected to be in such a situation in the first place. there was no way you could openly praise your sister’s boyfriend’s cock, right? plus, his ego, as you had come to learn during the time you had known him, was enormous – apparently, directly proportional to the size of said cock.

"oh, do i?" theo cooed, the smirk on his face growing, making you want to slap it off his face. "thought you were a smartass, piccola," he added in mock disappointment. you were only getting used to the italian nicknames, but he made them sound awfully annoying and seductive at the same time – not that you’d ever admit the last part.

"not as much as you, it seems," you retorted, trying to sound unbothered, and yet your eyes couldn’t help darting down again – his boner was still there, still huge and swollen, still jerking slightly in the air. you swore you could hear the small sounds of wet skin slapping against skin as it throbbed.

of course, theo noticed exactly where your gaze lingered, and the chuckle that escaped him really tempted you to punch his face in. how on earth could a person be such a pain in the ass and simultaneously, an owner of this… thing between his legs?

"enjoying the view?" he teased, raising an amused eyebrow. his hand slowly wrapped around the base of his cock, unmoving but squeezing it enough for it stand out even more against his complexion.

you rolled your eyes but stayed silent, unable to deny the obvious truth – you were, in fact, enjoying the view, even though you knew you shouldn’t have. at your lack of words, theo hummed in mock understanding, pretending to think over something.

"you know,” he started, his voice a cocky drawl, "your sister never comp–"

"okay, that’s enough!" you exclaimed, dramatically covering up your ears with your hands. "i don’t need to know that!"

with a huff, you turned around, forgetting all about the reason you came into the bathroom in the first place. however, as you were leaving, your eyes involuntarily lingered on theo’s cock again – it wasn’t your fault it was so fucking huge! and you could definitely see theo’s face still very much lit up with a wide smirk, almost a grin, as he watched you walk out of the door.

[nottswitch]

❀ SABRINA CARPENTER short 'n' sweet tour | march 17, 2025

"have you ever tried this one?"

[nottswitch]

fictional men who cry when they’re between your thighs, eating your cunt

[nottswitch]

i feel like nobody else gets it but you wrote that one sub!mattheo fic so i’m bringing this to you in the hopes that you understand 😭😭🙏

i am SO obsessed with the idea of mattheo letting me take control. i feel like he wouldn’t be used to it but he would genuinely be into it.

i want to edge him until he’s crying and begging for me to let him come and then overstimulate him until he’s crying and begging me to stop.

i want to tie him up and make him call me mommy. i want to tease him so bad.

LIKE I JUST NEED TO DOMINATE HIM PLS PLS PLS PLS

PLEEEEEEEASE

THANK YOU SO MUCH for bringing this to me, bc i feel like sub!mattheo isn’t talked about enough !! he’s been my roman empire for a while now. i think that making him actually give up control is one hell of a task, but if you manage to do it… my oh my, is he a good boy. with mattheo, you’d think that he would be a brat, but i don’t actually think so. the first few times he doesn’t even have the strength to be a brat, because it just feels so good to let someone else have control for once, and his brain turns into mush, and he’s just a puddle of need and bliss. he’s the type to cry during an orgasm (i could go on and on separately just about this particular part), but especially when he’s a sub. you’ve been teasing him for an entire hour, and his cock is already dark red, throbbing wildly in your hold and leaking all over his stomach and thighs. and when finally, finally you let him cum, he’s just bursting out in tears and sobs. he’s a pretty and incredibly wet boy, looking at you with the puppiest brown eyes ever, glossed over with pleasure and affection. after that, he needs a lot of aftercare too, because in this particular moment he’s at his most vulnerable. if you scratch his head and give him soft little forehead kisses, he’s gone – quite literally, he’s falling asleep with his face buried in your chest, his arms loosely wrapped around your waist (because he’s virtually boneless), his legs tangled with yours. he just needs to be close to you <333

[nottswitch]

ok but picture this:

sisters!bf theo when he finds out ur getting married or smthh to one of his friends and HES the best man...

oh no! mysteriously, a drink has slipped from his hand onto your dress and he jst HAS to help you get it out. alone. in an empty closet. five minutes before u say ur vows.

jst a thought ofc ☺️

luv ur theme btw , so prettyy

ok so first of all, ik this is about one of my old themes, but thank you <3 second of all, YES !!! now i’m thinking about sister’s bf!theo at reader’s wedding a bit too much

prior to the wedding, he’d def search for and jerk off to wedding cheating porn, where a guy fucks someone else’s bride in her wedding dress. like, that would be his wettest dream for months. and of course, being as icky as he is, he has to make it a reality, or at least try to. and what better way to make it happen other than making sure he gets some alone time with you by spilling a drink onto your dress. ‘i’m so sorry, i really, really didn’t mean to’ he pretends to apologise, and you just know it’s all performative. but it works, because your sister, who was glaring at him before, softens, especially when he offers to help you get it out – like a gentleman. but as he follows you to the bathroom, you already know it’s a trap. and he’s absolutely relentless in his advances once you’re there, and… yeah, i’m gonna write it properly at some point 🤭

au. more.

[nottswitch]

dare i say… i envision assistant!reader and ceo!theo like the movie the secretary

omg like the 2002 one ?? i completely forgot this movie existed, but now that i’m thinking… it’s definitely an interesting perspective. i’m gonna have to think long and hard about it