#aka noodles

[applepixls]

etho upon learning pots can be smashed by flying into them: "wait............. minigame!!!"

its like that one childrens book "if you give a mouse a cookie" except its "if you give a redstoner a new game mechanic"

[lactosegremlin]

Introducing the new “BitchFace Purrito”

edit: with a side of burnt cinnamon roll

[morganbritton132]

Even more add-ons for the Steve Has Older Siblings AU:

1. One time Jason asked out a girl at the park but she turned him down because she can’t date someone with a kid. Instead of explaining that Steve was his brother, he left a four year old alone at the park to go see a movie. Steve got bored and hungry so he walked to Tommy’s house because it was close by. Mrs. H called his dad’s office and they both got in trouble.

2. Steve went to work with his parents for Take Your Kid To Work Day when he was five and his dad pointed at a guy and said, “This is Matt McDonald. One day his job will be yours.” Matt was an unpaid intern and also his dad spent the entire day berating him so much that he looked like he was going to cry. Steve slipped out the room the moment he got the nerve up and sat under his mom’s desk for the rest of the day.

3. During Steve’s first year lifeguarding, Claire and Richie brought their kids to the pool and Jason, who doesn’t have kids, came too to hang out. No one asked if Steve wanted to come. None of them even talked to him while they were there even after they must’ve seen him working.

4. None of them met Nancy. Steve made real damn sure of that.

5. Its not the first argument between his parents to scare him but it’s memorable because it’s New Years Eve and they break the model car he got for Christmas. It’s also memorable because it’s the first time someone calls the cops. They stand on the front porch with Chief Hopper, and his mom is saying that she’s taking the kids to her mother’s, and Richard is saying that she can take her kid but not his. He gives in when Claire starts crying, and they sleep four in a row on his grandma’s pullout couch. The next morning, Richard shows up with flowers and breakfast, and they all go home. Everything forgiven.

6. Steve gets pulled aside by his dad later that day and given a lecture on when it’s appropriate to call the police and when something is a family matter. Steve tells him that he didn’t call 911 and gets his tv privileges revoked for lying even though he wasn’t. He asks about his model car and Richard says he’ll get him a new one. He never does.

[doctorskelegoats]

Nona, aka Small Cam, aka Hairy Maclary, aka Spent Gladiator 1. Find limits past the limits, jump on top of trucks all day;Just stay alive, just stay alive. Transcendental Youth series next? Artist credit @naomistares

[savage-rhi]

This bi coded walking stick bug of a silly man is responsible for the 3 editions of Don Quixote I own, and Capcom, I see what you did. I understand the vision, but what happened in game felt personal, and after this, I'll never forgive (but thank you for the fic material, you bastards).

[verussy]

rbr!Charles agenda reignited

[curiosity-killed]

OG baby boy murder man

[ALT ID: A digital painting of Altaïr Ibn-LaʼAhad from Assassin's Creed rendered in blue with one golden eye visible, from which gold lines streak down the canvas.]

[favouritefi]

thinking about how after i watched everything everywhere all at once i told my mom “i love you” and she laughed and said “what sort of movie did you see?” and then later when she’d gone to bed and i found my dad standing in the dark lit only by the glow of his aquarium and i said “i love you” he stared at me and started crying. im living in that goddamn movie. 

[bloodrock-lobster]

Shout out to my poodle, who decided she wasnt going to roll around the room to dry off from playing and pooping in snow like the OTHER animals, and instead just did this for a few minutes

[miyagi-hokarate]

hi

(send me an ask on anon!)

[deus-ex-mona]

“i’m all alone, but i’m as happy as can be!”

[figs-oliomedley]

Dareth can drink 10 gallons of water in one sitting and give death threats to a shark

Pixal is willing to drill through a public highway when being mildly inconvenienced

Nelson has a voice crack like no other and has broken half the bones in his body

what are Skylor’s quirky things

[fatherentropy]

sometimes I’m just doodling so I can shove OC facts at people following me for whatever reason they made that mistake

my HoK ending up better despite everything whereas my Dragonborn is just so much worse all the time is hILARious to me tbqh

[butcherb1rd]

accidentally bought chicken soup instead of chicken noodle 😔 curse my lack of reading skills

[indecisive-dizzy]

made soup :]c

[hizznbyte]

Despair vs Whimsy

Fizzi said the happy one looks scary because it has weird hands

Edit: I asked my mom what she thinks and she said the happy one is scary because its mouth is, in her words, “too exaggerated”. Aka, he is too much happy.. he is hated by the universe