#aww wanna see my cute little noods?
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Introducing the new “BitchFace Purrito”
edit: with a side of burnt cinnamon roll
#she looks so angry#but she’s purring so hard she’s practically vibrating#i love her sm#Avery#moldy loaf of bread#aka bitch face#aka noodles#aka noods#that one’s always fun to accidentally call her when there are guests over.#aww wanna see my cute little noods?#yeah…#bernie ‘beast mode cowboy’ sanders#bernie#kitty senator of the kitty mountain state
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Ferra Part 3 (Atlas fanfiction)
sorry this is a little short, It’s been a while XD
I had been looking over the specs of the new tricks which were easier in a sense of it would be very easy to acquire the needed props, but hard as in all the things that needed to happen during the execution. My brain hurt, usually when i read these it only meant i needed look out for certain cues to make sure they happened on time, but actually being in it was a whole different ball game, you were now in charge of making sure things happened on time. I glanced at the clock and noticed it was 12:00. My eyes widened, had I seriously been poring over these specs for 6 hours or so. I shook my head and jammed all the papers back into the folder, i needed a break. I first changed into my most comfy outfit with was a simple dress with poke a dots on it, it looked kind of put together and i didn’t have to wear pants, so , win win. I slipped on my over sized circle glasses because i really didn’t want to bother with contacts, and to top it all off I put on my flower crown because I think it makes everything look better. I looked in the mirror quickly then went out the door, heading towards the kitchen. I opened it to see everyone sitting around the table laughing and talking. I saw the open pizza box and decided to just try and quietly get a slice then slip out. I was excited to meet them, however the embarrassment of yesterday still burned in my brain, and I wasn’t sure about facing them all at once. However right as a grabbed a slice I heard Lula exclaim, “ OH MY GOSH, YOU LOOK SO ADORABLE!!!” I bit my lip and looked up embarrassed, “ oh..uh...thanks.” I kind of just froze, not sure what to do. “ Come sit by me Ferra,” Lula called pulling out a chair beside her. “ She looks too cute dosent she look cute Jack,” Lula rambled as I awkwardly took a seat beside her. Jack gave me an apologetic smile and said, “ yes she does look cute but lets not scare her off quite yet alright?” Lula sighed, “ fine.” She went back to eating her pizza . “ So did you sleep alright, “ Merritt asked. Even though he seemed like the slacker or lazy joker, He seemed to have a hidden caring side underneath layers of sarcasm and jokes. I shrugged, “ i can’t complain, i’ve had worse.” He smiled slightly, “ Just be lucky you don’t have to sleep next to this guy.” He jutted a thumb towards Atlas and chuckled, “ this guy sometimes never sleeps, i wake up to him pacing around his room at ungodly hours of the night.” “ Not trie,” Atlas protested, “ I wake up at 5:00 every morning to get in peace and quiet, not all people like to wake up at 1:00pm like you do.” Merritt shrugged, “ by my clock it is 12:30 right now, shots fired.” “ Merritt you just woke up,” Atlas groaned , “ one hour off.” I smirked lightly to myself. I had seen this sort of banter off and on through a screen , seeing it first hand was infinity more entertaining. They kind of continued their conversations and I sat back kind of just, watching, like usual. I just really didn’t know how to interject in on the conversations. “ So Ferra , come on , top 5 all time favorite movies,” lula asked out of nowhere. My mind wasn’t in answering mode so I felt slightly off balance, “Hu?” “ Five favorite movies GO,” She urged. I thought a moment , “ gosh that’s hard, uhhh I guess Hot Fuzz would be first, 13 going on 30, Peter Pan, Princess Bride, and Napoleon Dynamite.” They all looked at me like I was crazy. Suddenly Merritt burst out laughing, “ I don’t think i’ve ever heard a more diverse top five favorite movies in my life.” Lula nodded, “ Ya that’s really interesting, why did ya choose those?” “Oh you guys really don’t want to know,” I said sinking into my chair. “ Aww come on Ferra just a quick little snipit,” Jack urged playfully punching my sholder. “ Alright. Hot Fuzz is a great movie all around, pacing wise as well as a perfect blend of action and comedy, 13 going on 30 perfectly captured a 13 year old in a 30 year old woman's body and it’s hilarious and the love story is adorable, Peter Pan is that beautiful classic Disney movie that I grew up with and often wanted Peter pan to take me to neverland to escape my boring life, that was a long time ago though, Princess Bride is a brilliant piece of satire that is just excellently executed thats great all around, and Napoleon Dynamite is just the stupidest movie you’ll ever see,” I stopped and took a bit of pizza. Everyone kind of stared at me. “ What,” I asked. “ Why is it in your top 5 favorite movies if it’s so stupid,” Lula asked. I shrugged, “ It keeps calling you back. The first time i watched it, I was just like , Wow , that was stupid. Then me and my friends started quoting it , so we watched it again, and I swear every time you watch it, you see something new that you hadn’t seen before, it’s so funny. It’s like it was made to be terrible in all the right ways.” merritt nodded, “ I get that, Have you seen the room?” I smiled and chuckled, “ oh ya I have, that’s a good one too.” “ We should watch that at out next movie night then,” Jack suggested. “ OOOooooOO Ya, drinking game,” Lula said clapping. “ Oh there are toooones of drinking games for The Room,” Merritt laughed leaning back in his chair. I nodded in agreement. Atlas had been quietly watching this exchange happen, not saying a word. “ How about you Danny, top five movies,” I asked. He looked thrown off by the question even though we had just been discussing it for the past 20 minuets or so. “ i don’t watch movies, I don’t have one,” Atlas said quickly, “ now if you’ll excuse me I have to go practice.” He got up and left. I felt a slight pain in my heart, I had almost forgotten the state I left Atlas that morning, rethinking if he was able to trust me or not. I guess the answer was no. “ Don’t get to down, I think he’s just uptight about the new mission,” Jack said patting me on the back. “ Did Dylan tell you about it yet,” I asked. “ Some of it, just enough to give us some new tricks to practice, apparently there are some fact finding shows , then a big show to take down this guy, since the little shows are going to be pretty soon we’re practicing for those now, the big shows gonna take a lot of prep though, Dylan won’t say but it sounds pretty risky,” Lula explained. I nodded, “ I bet.” Merritts eyes narrowed and said , “ you know all of it already don’t you?” I sighed, there was no use hiding from a mentalist, “ yes, but....i’m really not aloud to say, I could get in big trouble, just get your acts down really well okay.” Merritt's stair softened and shook his head , “ sorry, I didn’t mean to grill you, you probably have had enough of that the past couple of days.” I nodded ,” just a bit.” “ Well we’re all headed down to the practice room, you wanna come,” Jack asked. I nooded, “ya...ya I’ll catch up with you guys in a minuet.” “ Alright,” Lula said , “see ya.” She hopped up and bounded out of the room. The others slowly followed. I sighed and leaned back, I was really going to have to relax more if I want to be their friends, they’re really trying but I feel like I’m the one destroying the conversations, making them instantly awkward. I shook my head, I need to stop thinking about it , and just act like I know them, which i do. i don’t need to make it weird. I took a few deep breaths. i can do this, I can. Can I?
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