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while air was playing a part of temenos’ ch 3 internally I was just like ‘wow we are watching a bl’ and the octopath hits us with this line
& I was hit so hard I started choking on my own spit
#orlbs#otiilb#air had to get up for a drink#air’s like ‘I’m just constantly live slug reaction’#& I’m like ‘wow love is real’ & air’s like ‘yeah for the next five minutes until we get hayes coded’
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#for context. a few weeks back i was playing on a fast respawn 2fort server#mostly because i just wanted to just. hang out somewhere without any real serious gameplay happening#that said. for the first few hours i was playing on there. was mostly playing gunslinger engineer and detonator pyro#and we had a good push up into their base but were stuck just at the entrance. with a heavy hold from the enemy team#but after a while. i just kinda got bored and wanted to just fuck about with the taunts and loadouts i had#first thing i did was play pyro and do the cheers taunt before getting on my bike and swerving a bunch as i drove#but i dont think anyone could tell thats what i was doing#so after a bit i just changed to scout. and started just riding my skateboard#(i also did the drinking and riding bit a few times but i eventually just ended up skateboarding around)#(one bit being me on the top of the bridge. doing the cheers taunt. getting on my board. and then skating off the bridge and killbinding)#so at some point. i kept getting stuck in place for some reason. like speficially on bumpy ground or... in the air#and the moment i got stuck in the air (for 30+ seconds mind you) i was just like ''my quantum board technique''#and from there. i just acted as if i was playing the newest Pro Skater game#saying stuff like ''i have to do manual ollie combo for 150000000 points''#or like ''i have to find grindrails on this level''#eventually found my way into the sewers and said something like ''IVE FOUND THE HALF PIPES''#before saying like ''man they really screwed up the physics since the last game''#a soldier on the other team was trying to find me the whole time saying ''wheres tony hawk''#specifically because he had a tony hawk avatar. and i only realized after he said something about it#anyway. after all that i skateboarded into a minisentry and died#and my last message was supposed to be ''my combo has ended'' but i ended up typing 'bombo'#and it made me laugh SO hard i couldnt backspace. and added on with ''my sweet bombo''#and then i left because i had nothing more to do there. my bombo had ended and i had to move on.
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Dick or no dick confirmation Pickles was always going to be trans to me anyways; if he's swingin' somethin that's phallo babes, if he's not then his t-dick fat. What's not to get.
#metalocalypse#jay talkin#I'm sorry they wrote that awful gross little man far too likeable and relatable to on a trans level#for me not to hoot and holler and cheer for the trans pickles agenda#changes nothing about his character arc or any of the show anyone is capable of being the kind of person he is#don't make the mistake of thinking thats exclusive to cis men#his transness wouldnt change that#only adds on an extra layer to him that i think works fantastically.#Listen that dude was rejected by his family driven to drink and drugs young to escape that ran away to be in a band#is called fucking Pickles of all things and refuses to tell anyone his real last name;#over the span of four seasons and two movies he slowly starts to learn to be for others what he never had#he becomes more caring more supportive#it's not a stretch to say he undoes some of the toxic masculinity he's been keeping himself shielded behind#and learns how to be a kinder man.#all of which have no contradictions with him being trans!#In fact it doesn't take much extra thought to find ways a lot of this can line up with some trans masculine experiences#i mean. Did no one else have a younger phase where they swung as far as they could into crass rude and uncaring ways#to try and assert their masculinity only to grow and realise that you can be a man and be more caring.#Did no one else have father issues. 1 800 come on now i know those are both shared experiences a lot of us have had LOL.#at the end of the day this show aired nearly 20 years ago and is finished. we're not getting more of it#so nothing is altered nor changed if pickles is canonically trans or not ok. its fine#i mean hell i dont even need canon confirmation hes trans to me and thats all i care abt#but i think if yr getting suuuuuper weird abt needing him not to be canonically trans you have some issues#and bio essentialist ideals of gender if you think only a cis man can act like he does#again. anyone can be like that. its not exclusive. him being trans would not change him in any way shape or form lol#AND ALSO GODDDUUUGH for once i love getting to see a guy pushing 50 whos depicted as trans#do you have any idea how dire and barren it is out here. we never get to see a trans guy older than 30 and whos not a pristine model#I WANT MORE OLD SHLUBBY SHITHEAD TRANS GUYS IN MEDIA
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#nathan being impaled on that tetanus inducing loose steel pipe. tho tetanus is the least of his worries on account of. well u know 🕳#nathan can be a body horror fans best friend if u let him into ur heart. living human crash dummy#i really cant believe he gets impaled. twice.#hole moment!#love turning nathans immortality round in my head. but healing factor....?#thinkin today about how the video game guy tim threatens to cut one of them in half with a chainsaw and simon is like:#[😐nathan u obviously have to volunteer]#but what woulda actually happened if that followed through [probably why it didnt lol]#would the others have had to drag each severed bit of him back to the community centre and let his guts re fuse#fucking hold him together with gaffer tape and plasters. cause i doubt he coulda regrown a whole half#his 'healing factor' only comes into play when he dies. fresh canvas etch a sketch reboot and all that. hes not fuckin wolverine#all the deaths r: impaled on fence. impaled on pipe. beaten to death. blows his own brains out. falls and snaps his neck#but chainsaw... ? one can ponder. fingers to head i can imagine anything image#readin his wiki rn 'his body will never get sick. rot. age. or truly grow old'#may not get sick but he can still shit his guts out. hashtag oblivious lactose intolerant king hashtag milk drinker#forever the worlds most annoying twenty yr old#and then the wiki goes 'the user does not need to eat drink or breathe' ....hello#ive rotated him not aging any further cause it lines up with the whole stuck in his ways. never changing [kelly voice: its just who u are]#but eatin and drinking and breathing??? we know he still experiences hunger [<-kebab]#and he dunks his head in a bucket of water when hes testin for powers with simon. gaspin for air afterwards right#firm believer in the. he suffocated to death several times in the coffin before they dug him up#oh waaait. is it stating this like. he doesnt need foodwaterair. cause it doesnt matter if he dies.. ohhhhhh..... Oh..😃#staring at nathan sleeping in the community centre surviving on bags of crisps from the vendies so hard i burn holes through my monitor#this got away from me. uh. living crash dummy. oil pastel guts and water colour jumpsuit yessir#having fun doin art. expect more hole art. sorryfor putting this in the misfits tag hehe. not really#gore#blood#misfits#my art#chewtoy
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One of the white guys at the pool made a joke saying some shit like “Tariah!” And I was like “yeah, you got it right-“ and he was like “do I get shots for getting it right-“ and I didn’t catch the joke and was like “do you want a cup or” and he was like “it wasn’t a rly good joke sorry-“ lmfaoooo but i remembered his name as well and he was like ^^! I was just embarrassed because I didn’t get the joke because I was too caught up in complaining about anime online, sorry I’m a failure-
#the people here are nice tho#he seems nice trying to make small talk and stuff lol#rambling#I had to tell some Russian dudes to turn down their music because a lady complained and those same ppl got a complaint for smoking as well#the security came up since I guess the lady called and he was like ‘you didn’t smell the smoke?’#I really didn’t do they must’ve just started tbh#and it’s open air so of course#I’m sitting here in the corner I’m not a babysitter#my job is just to check ppl in at the pool but I didn’t know that they couldn’t smoke#they can drink tho#which is crazy since why is smoking not allowed either but getting drunk is 😭…
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#OUghh... I've been really sick the past few days like not able to keep food down and had to go to the hospital#to get iv fluids and etc. to stay hydrated lol...#perhaps some sort of stomach virus or something. but still very grrrr for it to happen in the middle of the evil summer of#course#when everything is hot and uncomfortable anyway.. I really wanted to get a sims video and costume pictures finished this week and keep#up writing like 1000 ish words a day for my game. but.. alas... the universe was like... I Think Not#I at least have been able to have some tea and juice and applesauce and like 4 saltine crackers today so#I always think it's funny when you're ill what sort of little things count as successes#like on any normal day eating a few crackers would just be something you don't even give a second thought#to . But when you're really sick it's like .. WOW.. I ate TWO crackers.. amazing.. huzzah... I should get an award certainly#call the press and alert them. I should be in the newspaper headlines for this harrowing feat. etc. lol#I still feel very shaky and weak though.. but am like... hhhhh... when can I work on my projects again...#Also I literaly never leave the house or have contact with anyone so maybe it's not a virus and was more food poisioning or something#since I'm not sure where I'd get a virus even but... regardless... stinky#just complaining since I suppose that is what personal blogs are for lol. I'm a private person in the sense of wanting to proect my identi#ty and like.. I dont want an alexa in my house listening to me all the time and I dont tag my real location on social media or share photos#that could reveal the front of my house or etc. etc. But in all other senses I really don't beleive in holding stuff in. Because it will#just fester. especially when it has to do with other people (like relationship issues or something) but even when its just stuff that only#has to do with you. If something annoys me then I shall let it be openly known. if I'm bothered it will be clear. etc.#Which I guess makes me seem like a Hater And Complainer but I guess I just feel like its better over all to explain and express openly#than to just silently stew and hold everything in and then probably feel worse for it later or something.#Expressing annoyance is kind of like casting the concept off from yourself and releasing it into the wild so that you're not harboring it#anymore. all grievances must be aired eventually. etc. this is a Pro complaining zone lol#If you feel like shit dont hide it. just go 'man I feel like shit'. etc. etc. Cast it off into the universe. be free#ANYWAY... aughhh......... the wizard has fallen ill in his stinky little tower.. pacing the stone floors in tattered robes. hair disheveled#. carefully sipping a single cup of tea over the course of an hour lest drinking too fast upset his fragile stomachs againe..
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Tis' the season where I mentally and physically suffer. Complaining below (feel free to ignore, I'm just venting. I usually do this every year to get most of it out of my system lol):
mmm the fall/winter SAD is indeed in full swing. No warmth + no sun = a bad bad time. I always get so annoyed when ppl assume that I love winter bc I'm a "winter baby", as if that has any sort of divine intervention on instantaneously adapting you to perfectly fit the climate you were born in. NOPE. Silly human superstition. I start to freeze once it hits below 20C. I wish I lived in a warmer climate o|-<
The depresso is probably going to make me very whiny and moody until next spring, so an early forewarning bc I'm EXTREMELY annoying about it this time of year bc it's the only way I know how to deal with it.
But moreso in addition to the physical stuff is how badly it messes with my mind, making me so depressed to the point of just... sitting in non-moving silence where I become stiff as a board (very painful btw) and I isolate, making the bad depresso brain time even worse where I overthink everything bc of the silence and isolation. It's also always the time of year where everyone goes quiet too, which is understandable, but also makes things 10x worse (I am very alone in my life and where I am, and kind of rely on online friends bc they're all I have. I don't even have a pet. I'm literally just, loner mode. I don't really have much family to speak of, and only one family member I do speak to. I have little to no connections at all. But regardless, this is still the best living situation I've been in my whole life, so that's saying something).
#i hate the cold; I hate ice; cold air hurts my skin and burns my lungs#i hate snow (I'm sorry I just don't think it's pretty. It's gross; erases all colour/everything; blinding; kills everything; claustrophobic#I hate long nights; i hate all the darkness#I take Vitamin D drops every day during winter and they don't really help#I also use those special lights meant to help during the long darkness for the same reason; and they also do not help#nothing works!!!!!! eating and drinking hot things doesn't help me stay warm bc heat dissipates away quickly and doesn't help my extremitie#the cold makes me SO dry and dehydrated; makes my bones hurt; makes outside DANGEROUS AF. ICE IS BAD. BE CAREFUL.#I can't retain heat; my hypothyroidism makes me colder by default and I just don't metabolize good/fast enough to keep myself warm#(my body temp is lower than average; fun fact! same with my blood pressure! both of them are very low)#I think my average from all the times I've had it scanned during covid was 32-36C. No idea how that works; I just remember checking it a lo#my fingers and hands are going to freeze; making it harder to draw/type/etc.#I'm not going to wear gloves inside my home bc that's dumb and they don't help anyways. It will just screw up my ability to use my hands#I get to be in pain for months with increased potential of being sick :/#also I HATE bundling/layering myself with clothing or blankets; it's suffocating; restricting; sensory hell for me; sweaters are uncomfy :(#also whenever I try to do that all it does is insulate the cold for me; keeping me colder for even longer!!!!! it's so unfair!!!!#I've worn out 2 space heaters already and they don't work properly anymore (I used them both so much I wore out my preferred settings lol)#sobs; i'm a sad plant lizard
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tfw you’re just trying to look up some current affairs and end up on a late night wikidive instead
#s. so. haze season has finally returned huh……. i completely forgot it was a thing tbh#can’t believe *the* haze has its own wikipage tbh… of all things to have a page why *that*???????#and there are even pages for almost every year of haze. like lmaoooooooo who had this much free time to document it hello~~~~???#but man~~~~~ i hope my bro’s doing aight in this with his military training and all… i hope they’re giving him sufficient water breaks#nah wait he’ll be fine. he’s physically fit. he can survive a workout in the haze… probably. provided it doesn’t get worse. ahaha…….#hm. but. anyways. stay safe and hydrate yourselves if you’re affected by *the* haze. drink water!!!!!!!!!#h e lp wait i forgot about the thank you for the clean air page im c r y i ng#2015’s haze was quite the time though……. i just remembered my then-friends sending a voice mail to our chat group to manifest school closure#and t h e n sending a follow up recorded cheer of ‘nO SCHOOL!!!!!!!’ when school was (indeed) cancelled due to the weather#g o d i haven’t thought about them in a long while… i hope they’re doing fine these days#oops forgor to disable rbs for a bit this app is kinda annoying tbh
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hey fun fact! wheelchair accessible means i can get inside on my own. if i need a team of at least 3 people to make sure i dont break my neck it's not accessible
#also shout out to the sleeping arrangements: i was on an air mattress on the dining room floor#just a reminder i dont fucking have legs. so that was fun#they were going to put me in the guest house which is downhill. an unpaved uneven hill#if someone had let me go accidentally i wouldve gone straight into the lake#if i HAD gone down (again with a team of at least 3 people. at night. when everyones been drinking.) i wouldve been stuck alone bc it poured#rain from like. midnight on Christmas eve on#so the first night i was on an air mattress and it sunk down during the night so my legs were directly on the hardwood#and they hurt so bad all day! so i had to sleep on the couch in the living room. which meant i had to wait for everyone else to go to bed#and i got like. 5 hrs of a sleep bc everyone was up till 3 and i was woken up at 8am bc my shitty uncle (unrelated to this he's just an ass)#was turning on my cousins daughters toys. elmo slide woke me up which was fun#AND its not like there wasnt a bed downstairs. i found out the master bedroom is downstairs as i got on the air mattress#i dont think its selfish to be upset that they didnt offer. they made me sleep on the dining room floor.#and i was like. 15 feet away from them and they didnt bother lowering their voices which i get#i mean it was christmas eve and i went to bed early bc i hadnt slept well the day before but#they also had the tv on super loud and just. i would be less annoyed if there wasnt a bed i couldve had. instead of. again. a hardwood floor#i mean. fucks sake#wytxt
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A lot has been happening recently which means I had a little bit of an emotional moment earlier and my mum’s been so gentle to me for the rest of the day I just
#not a reblog for once#froggi rambles#so my thigh is hurting and I’m loving the new job it’s just a drastic change so my body is having A Response to it all#so I had a little cry earlier and my mum came in worried and all and we had a cuddle which was nice it’s been a while since I’ve just#let myself enjoy someone else touching me#and I was all frustrated cuz my dad keeps making fun of Bonny’s anxiety issues and I can’t help but feel like he’s aiming them at me but my#mum reassured me and we sat there for a while and my mum brought up us seeing the Barbie movie together and making a whole girlie day out of#it and having something to eat and drink afterwards which was lovely#and I know she’s worried about me because she came up before mg bath specifically to check on me and make sure I was alright#so I’m feeling very delicate tonight but I’m gonna head out tomorrow and get some fresh air
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hello. I'm back. with ideas for a spiderverse character
#its name is piotr parkowski and one day. it died#and then a mad scientist brought it back as a robot#and then a robotic radioactive spider bit it. and since then its been spiderbot#no one calls it by the name it had before dying everyone calls it botbot now#and it is NOT very bright. it's a huge dumbass#its powered by steam but due to having to be in other universes and NOT pollute the air too much it had some electrical upgrades#and air filters good lord so many air filters#also it thinks it can eat and drink because it sees the people around it do it and it ends up with many foods and drinks getting spilled#its literally such a huge dumbass but it has a good heart. clockwork heart but still a heart
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#as much as i want to wallow in sadness today all day i cant#it's not that im not letting myself not feel sad it's just that im not letting the other sad in cause that other sad had been trying to get#in again and for a while now so instead im coping in a different way#i'll probably randomly tear up as i do possibly cry but i just cant do it all at once not like i used to#im rambling again but um maybe someone will find it silly or it might seem im not letting myself feel sad but it's just#i cant afford to be pulled in im alone... i dont have a job anymore that can distract me#i moved away with bro cause of his uni/college#im with myself again and that used to be not good for me so now im trying to figure out how much ive changed and how much i can take#this is therapy talk and all over the place lmao#but to fellow army friends you'll be okay eat your fav snacks today and drink water and take walks and it's okay to feel sad just remember#to take care of yourself FIRST you are more important okay 💜#that's it sorry if anyone finds this just airing the brain on here 😂🤷#im gonna be reading today and playing sims cause i installed it again and then im gonna make some pasta for dinner tonight#i'll do the comforting things today ☺️
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i want to post screenshots from the palace of the wines segment of vivian grey but the whole chapter is so weird and ridiculous that i just can’t pick a small part of it
#vivian grey#summary: vivian & essper (his personal servant. long story) are travelling & go to this castle to stay the night.#the guys who own(?) the castle make vivian drink a bunch of wine and do weird elaborate ceremonies with it.#vivian asks to have something to eat and the guys call him a traitor. vivian just continues drinking wine to appease them.#then they do this one ceremony that vivian really doesn't want to do bc he has had far enough wine.#they call him a traitor again and in the end vivian does the ceremony.#then they do this thing where they are popping the corks of champagne and breaking parts of a chandelier with the flying corks.#vivian does not have any practice in this of course but he does it. he misses the chandelier and hits this guy in the nose.#all the guys get mad at vivian and say he's committed treason and that they will drown him.#vivian leaves the room after fighting the guys (including throwing one of them into the air). they chase vivian.#and they end up chasing vivian in circles around a room bc the guys are all so drunk they can't think to split up and surround him.#then essper appears and grabs vivian and pulls him away. then he gets a net and he and vivian trap the guys in a net.#and then essper & vivian leave.
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I took AP bio in high school and we did a transpiration experiment where we sealed a leaf off at the end of a tube filled with water and waited to see how much water left the tube through the leaf.
Anyway my experiment would NOT work bc we could not get rid of an air bubble. Even the teacher couldn't get it to work. But look at me now >:D water is DRIPPING through my leafs
#dont worry this plant so far likes being super wet#it's dripping bc the air got chilly and wet so it condensed on the leaf#and i gave this plant a good drink of water last night#ben gets personal#BY THE WAY i got a 5 on the ap bio test 😌 and a C+ in thr class itself#bc i refused to do like half of the homework and i told the teach as much bc it was straight up busy work and i had better things to do#with my time which yes i told the teach that ahsjdkdlfl#i aced every test tho so 🤷#eat my butt#teacher** why cant i type today x_x
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does anyone wanna come into my life and not abandon me ⁉️ last chance before i kill myself
#i’ve had a plan for years but i put it all on paper today. i still can’t enact it for another 2 years or so which sucks#but it feels good to finally have a plan for how to take out the fucking trash#it’s such a relief#i just wish i could go buy my shit now and take care of it now#but unfortunately i can’t get very far with out taking my dog into consideration#i love her so much. she has to eat she has to drink water she needs fresh air and walks and meds and time in the sunshine#and i imagine her next to my lifeless body trying to wake me up sad and scared and confused and i cant put her through that#someone once was like ur not suicidal if u stay alive for ur dog#but i love her she deserves a good life even if it is at the expense of my own misery. love is choosing them over yourself.#i will live 1000 miserable years if it means she lives 1000 happy ones. i will not kill myself if it means her misery.#my life doesn’t matter. hers does. i need to be here so she can have that.
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waow.. found a Beautiful Orb at the store today (giant ferrero rocher). I don't even want to crack into it and eat it.. I just want to hold it.. rotate it in my palm thoughtfully like I am an evil wizard who has just been delivered a Very Plot Significant magical gem and is scheming how to use it
#I'm pretty sure it's hollow inside so I also have a compulsion to break it like I could crush it in my palm#also like a cool evil wizard lol#but I just want to admire it mostly#A chronic personality trait of mine is that I love things that are too small or too large ESPECIALLY food items..#like a miniature version of a candy is cool. a large version of a candy is cool. normal sided version? who cares#BUT thats why I always loved like dolls and things like that. I wouldnt give a shrimp about the dolls I would just get them for the small#stuff. Like miniature food and clothes . love tiny representations of things and little strinkets#I like giant things less but they're still cool. I have a comically large wine glass even though I don't drink alcohol and have never drank#in my life but someitmes I have like.. coffee or orange juice or something out of it and it looks very funny. I also have a few of those gia#nt holiday themed pencils. and I had a giant apple once that was like the size of a football#This fererro rocher is not actually very big compared to a normal one but it's mostly special because it's dark chocolate#NOT Rond Noir though which are the best ones (out of normal fererro rocher. rafaellos. and rone noirs. the Typical Three)#So I was very disappointed that it's just a giant dark chocolate ferero rocher shell instead of a legit giant rondnoir :c#BUT at least it's dark chocolate lol#OH currently playing catch with it because it's like the size of a baseball and this is great#I think everyone should get a giant fererro rocher and unwrap the foil outside and then just throw the raw chocolate orb around#by 'catch' i mean more like... juggling but with one ball. I love to throw things up in the air and try to catch them#like maybe throw them across the room a little and see if I can run to the other end of the room in time to also catch the thing that I thre#w lol.. playing solo catch instead of two people thworing objects back and forth#THIS IS WHAT I MEAN!!! how do people experience boredom???? i do not understand. it's one of the Base Human Emotions that I seem to be#lacking like.. I genuine have never felt ''bored'' the way that people describe it. I can always entertain myself. I could throw a chocolate#ball back and forth with myself for 2 hours I bet if I didn't have other stuff to do . when I was a kid I would sit in my room laying on my#back kicking pillows and laundry baskets up in the air and catching them for like an hour straight. no tv in the background#no nothing. just getting lost in a repetitive physical task. i still LOOOOVE peeling carrots like if I just had a big pile of carrots I coul#d peel. or cutting candle wax into little balls or something. I am entertained by the smallest things. and even if I can't physically#do something and was locked in a blank white room for hours like.. doesn't everyone have a mental landscape they could entertain#themselves with? I spend legit half the day talking to myself and making commentary to myself for fun. there is ALWAYS something#interesting to do or think about like.. I just love everything a lot lol. I think thats part of why I'm also so detail oriented I just pay#attention to everything. I can spend 15 minutes admiring the way a piece of fabric folds at the corner of my sleeve or whatever#ANYWAY.. genuinely overjoyed throwing chocolate around. I wish I didn't have other stuff to get done so I could just Do This for 45 min lol
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