#ahg 17

[annabelle-creart]

TF KINKTOBER 2024 DAY #17: Valve Worship || Masochism

CW: dom/sub. Oral. Sticky interfacing. Bites and scratches. I've never writed masochism before👍 I'm not sure why to do so this time

Ship: BoulWave

Au: Shattered Glass

Part 2 of Day 15

Lil context before: after the... event of day 15 (and finding out their unresolved tension) Boulder and Heatwave made a deal, no compromises, no romance, and at least both would have what they wanted

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“Fuuuuuuck” Heatwave let out, long and deep as the feeling on his calipers which started to get aroused thanks to a pair of fingers

"Are you already that hot?" Boulder asked as soft as they could, which was everything except soft, a bite of dominant, a lick of joking, caressing Heatwave's cheekplate, this kind of stuff was weird for both of them, but the strange face Heatwave made for it made Boulder feel a little better "what a hot-head I have under me"

"Pretty much, and I'm also hard to stop" Heatwave chuckled with picardy, despite having two servos tied away and completely lay down at the berth. It was no surprise, all at the station already knew Heatwave had a bad relationship with authority, that includes this kind of 'play'

"You're being more irritating than usual"

"Try me" Heatwave reply at Boulder's yell, in response, Boulder took Heatwave's neck with their servo, steady, just squeezing enough to know it was doing so

"How I would like to have something to make you shut the fuck up"

"You're not that chatty, I got it" Heatwave joked at Boulder's pressure, feeling the servo getting thigher

"Don't make me regret this weird deal of you"

"You accepted it, is also your fault"

Boulder genuiely wanted to reply to that, but Heatwave was right, nonetheless

"Ah, I finally got you-" Heatwave wanted to joke again, but a knee-kick on the clutch made him shut up, making him miss the servo that was there just a moment ago

"You really like to screw thing up"

"It is my special power"

"Ahg, how I-"

Wait, Boulder had an idea

"What?"

"Can't you shut up?"

"Make me" Heatwave gave the bot a weird smile, full of picardy

But fortunately for Boulder, that was what they wanted to hear

Still with Heatwave on one servo, Boulder pulled him from the neck, opening their own clutch, handing him as a human with a puppy by the back of the neck. Heatwave understood the task and got Boulder's spike inside his mouth, first licking, surrounding it with his long glossa (not as long as Blades but a bit longer than average), Boulder supported on one servo to recline the head to back, moaning softly at the warm, slipery mouth

"Do you like that?" Heatwave asked softly, but because he had to stop for it, Boulder pushed him back to their spike to let him know he wasn't done yet

After a moment, Boulder raised Heatwave again so, they wouldn't overload so fast, Boulder let go Heatwave's neck for a moment to change his position, but inmediatly, Heatwave launched himself to the spike, what made Boulder had to take him strong and steady by both the neck and the tied servos

"What were you doing?" Boulder asked with fierce, Heatwave only replied with a relaxed smile, what made Boulder throw him back at the position of the beginning "you don't know how to behave, not even under your own terms" Boulder yelled at him with an irritated look

"That's the best part" Heatwave tried to caress Boulder with his leg, but Boulder took it apart by holding it against the berth as strong as could

"I'm not even sure what to do with you now"

"Hit me, choke me, use me as you want" Heatwave's voice box seemed to get deeper, saying it like an offer, Boulder was in part puzzled, but never surprised

"Use you..."

"Yes" Heatwave said, just before Boulder nailed a pair of claws on Heatwave's leg (only enough to dent him a bit) and tried to use the other servo to take Heatwave's servos away

"Why are you resisting then?!"

"Because then it is not fun!"

Heatwave blocked Boulder's faceplate with his tied servos and used his free leg to tease Boulder behind while showing a devilish smile, in response, Boulder bited one of Heatwave's arms to neutralize both and used their free servo to keep the other leg array

Heatwave of course yelled at the bite (but deep on his processor, something made the click is usually does while being aroused), Boulder has really good dentae, but because they couldn't do more in that position, Boulder pressed themselves against one of Heatwave's legs, and now with a free servo directed to their mouth, used the tied arms to push Heatwave to meet their optics, getting both the tied arms to behind their neck and keeping Heatwave hold still by the neck, thigh as the beginning

"Do you have something for me?" Heatwave joked, now with less movement than before, Boulder pressed more their fingers, striking the back of Heatwave's neck with the claws

"Why are you still talking?"

"Don't you like it?" Both looked each other deep on the optic, until Boulder changed the direction of their gaze to the metal on their claws

Boulder licked part of Heatwave's neck, and as expected, Heatwave was too aroused to not to let out a soft moan, Boulder started to lick more

"You're a softie, you know?" Heatwave joked, just before Boulder lowered their servo to Heatwave's back-end and bited his neck even stronger than before, Heatwave cried and tried to get away in instinct, but Boulder only made the grip stronger, scratching Heatwave's back to keep him array. When Heatwave tried to raise his arms, Boulder took their servo from Heatwave's back to pressed them again on their initial position, noticing it had left a dent when Boulder took their servo again to Heatwave's back to keep him close, never stop biting and scratching again

Heatwave, despite the nerve that told him to do something, listened to the tickled that wanted more and let himself being trapped, the sharp pain of the scatch remembered him of being penetrated, and the bites on the neck were just better than a simple kiss on it, to be held so close and the pressure of the grip made Heatwave's energon flow go faster, everything on the air even smelled different, Heatwave's calipers moved in ausence of something to fill it, but feeling an erected member being scrubbed near his clutch, but too far away from his valve

"Boulder-"

"I'm not done" Boulder took Heatwave's back neck and pulled it behind, leaving it completely exposed, which Boulder used as if wanted to eat him alive, Heatwave cried again, both of pain and pleasure, feeling the need of contract his leg but Boulder, holding it steady, only tighened the grip more, Heatwave cried more, like begging, but Boulder wasn't paying attention to know if he wanted to stop or make it harder, Boulder didn't cared enough though and continued with their way, making Heatwave cry enough high to finally understand what was he meaning

"Please-Boulder! FUCK- FUCK ME ALREADY!"

Boulder got their dentae far from Heatwave with a final suck "are you crying?" Boulder noticed, giving him an unusual grin "do you want more?"

"Yes!" Heatwave almost begged

"Pff-" Boulder again took their servo to Heatwave's neck and pushed him to the berth, but this time felt more like a choke "fucking slut"

"Thanks" But this time the voice box sound different

"You like that?" Boulder set free one leg only to take their servo on Heatwave's valve, which was already wet and made Heatwave let out a moan "to be called a slut?" Boulder pulled Heatwave's node and rub it against their fingers "or do you prefer whore? Is rude like you" Heatwave moaned loudly, this time not replying "finally! I had to treat you like a bitch for you to shut up" Boulder pulled up a bit more the node before inserting their spike on Heatwave like a punch on, and not done with it, started to move inside fast and hard, going as deep as could and pressing more their servo on Heatwave's neck

Meanwhile, Heatwave only couldn't moan because the air wasn't enough for it, but his engines purred so loud that it was a replacement

"I could use you forever for this!" Boulder tried to keep the track of the conversation, but their engines were also going too fast for it, and their moans were as worst as Heatwave's

For a moment, none of them knew what hurted more, the constant spanking of clutchs or the entire positions, but the pain made it even hotter, feeling finally the terrible but exciting feeling of the energon flow on their clutches, also, the typical tickle on the low part that always appeared when they were actually enjoying it

"Fuck-fuck-fuck-fuck!" Boulder said repeatidly like trying to ease the feeling, going faster than ever and deeper than usual, until the final wave hit them both, like a tickle finally being scratched, but ten times better

Boulder released Heatwave completely, including his valve, and laid down aside Heatwave, and he, when the adrenaline and pleasure melted, felt completely all what Boulder did, including a hit on the head he forgot that happened at the very beginning of the night, leaving only lots of ache

"What the hell was that?" Heatwave asked, teasing, but his vents were too much time hardened that it sounded awfull

Boulder wanted to say something, but prefered to roll their optics and rest a bit

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Bonus for something I found funny on Tumblr

[keelt9]

Cap. 1

Part 1

Masterlist

The soft breeze keeps making the leaves fall. You can hardly recognize their color if it is yellow, orange or a strange mixture of red, but she seems so immersed in the small show all of them give from the moment they detach from the tree until they crash to the ground.

“Is this your first time here?” The taxi driver takes her down to earth.

“Yes.” She sees the driver smiling and turning around in a small street, which she recognizes immediately. 

“Well, it’s almost winter, I bet you will have a lot of fun these days.” The car stops in front of a colorful house and she just smiles before opening the door.

If she counted the seconds between when she grabbed her bags and the moment she felt her lungs lost all the oxygen thanks to the impact of the hug, it would be less than 17.

“___, YOU’RE HERE! YOU’RE HEREEEEEE!�� Carolina Mendieta, her best friend since childhood. Their friendship started in the third grade after both of them got punished for making a scene in the middle of the dance class. 

“Oh my god, honey, you will break her bones.” Her mother appears in the frame door with a big smile on her face. The fact Caro is 4 cm taller than her and has practiced karate since she was 5 years old turns everything into a  high possibility. 

“Mrs. Mendienta.” After Caro let her go, her mother immediately hugged her one more time. “___, darling, it’s amazing having you here, sorry for the over excitement.” She points with her eyes to Caro who seems like she just received the best present in years. 

The Mendieta's moved to Uruguay 8 years ago, after her father was notified about his promotion; __ used to joke about being a doctor brings benefits outside of the country. What seemed like the distance could break their prove just made it stronger, constant phone calls, video calls late at night and packages coming and going from country to country; reducing the kilometers and joining her hearts.

That’s why the house doesn’t feel strange or an unfamiliar place, iIt's like she has already been there multiple times, they go inside and a tiny black pug came running and barked all the way until he was  in front of them.

“Hi, Moka.” She squatted to be a little bit closer, she extended her hand and waited for him to make the first move to pat his head.

“I thought your father and Mar would be here.” __ said sitting and rubbing Moka's stomach. 

“Ahg, you know them, dad is a workaholic and Mar is in a shooting.” Mar, is the oldest sister of Carolina, she works as Audio Engineer, so she has been involved in multiple shootings from all types of genres.

“Here, __, you must be thirsty.” Mrs. Mendieta came from the kitchen with a tray of glasses of water and some snacks. “How are your siblings?” She asked her while they sat on the couch followed by Moka who already smelled the sweet essence of the fruit.

“They’re fine, thanks, annoying as always.” Her answer made them giggle. “Oh, how is the pregnancy going?” __ oldest brother, Esteban and his wife are expecting their first baby, driving all her family crazy with excitement. “Good, if everything goes according to the plan, the baby will be born in April.” 

“Your mother must be crazy.” She adds but Caro clears her throat. The mom topic isn’t one of __ favorite ones lately.

“Yeah, she is, but it’s hard to know if it is for the baby or for the wedding number 3.” She drinks a sip of the water. __’s mother, Lucia is preparing her third wedding, after the divorce of her stepfather Enrique Arteaga, one year was enough for her to get a boyfriend and 5 months later in an awkward dinner announced their engagement. 

It’s not like she didn’t want her mother to start a new chapter in her life, or her fiance. What makes her angry is the way she does things. After her father’s death, when she had 2 years old and her twins siblings 8, the following years were a torment; until 3 years after their mother met Enrique, they were in a relationship for 2 years before they decided to get married; Enrique is the father they lost in a early age; every soccer game, competition, festival, morning breakfast, pick from school and a sidekick, the three siblings found in him.

But suddenly the fights began and before everything became a mess, they decided to end the marriage, 8 years of marriage were resumed in a house sold, and the split of her family. __ chose to live with Enrique and her siblings moved in with her mother, well, just Valentina; Estaban got engaged a year later and 9 months later, they were celebrating a wedding.

“And, where are they spending Christmas?” Mrs. Mendienta changes the subject as quickly as she can. In a cowardly way to face her problems, __ notified her family she will spend the holidays with Caro’s family. Her siblings tried to convince her to at least spend those days with them but deep down her parents know letting her go was the wisest decision.

“Enrique with Raquel’s family and Valentina, she doesn’t know.” The conversation was interrupted by Mar's voice.

“I’m home.” As soon as Mar sees __, just like Caro, she screams and runs to hug her. “Shit, I totally forgot.” She spreads apart and grabs __ face in her hands. “God, how old are you 20?” __ laughs and Caro puts her eyes in white. 

“We are the same age fool.” Mar pushes her sister before __ can answer. “24, and you look so much better than her, how is that possible?” She laughs and hugs one more time.

In the dinner they talked about the news Caro forgot to mention and __ too, Caro’s father was excited too for having her in the holidays, and they all already have a schedule for her, one month of adventures, they resumed it like that.

“Your father must be proud of your work in the vineyard.” Mr. Mendieta mentioned serving the dessert. 

__ is in the last semesters of Agricultural Engineering, and she already had been working to specialize in oenology, the fact Enrique has a small vineyard was one of the main inspirations. 

“Or terrified.” She jokes causing everyone a small laugh. “I just hope to do a great job, and learn everything I can.” 

“That’s for sure honey, also your graduation gives us the perfect excuse to go home even if it is for a couple of days.” It wasn’t a secret that everyone missed Mexico, and being away for 8 years made them miss it more.

[alegocarmadein]

How about 35, 32z and 17 for the writing asks?

17. Talk to me about the minutiae of your current WIP. Tell me about the lore, the history, the detail, the things that won’t make it in the text.

oh god. so it's set in the fae realm, right? I call it Elphame in this fic. And it's this mismatch conglomorate of ideas I've learned, rpg shit, and random fucking ideas. not based on real fae myth, this is fantasy bullshit. So there's these beasts, right? these monstrosous, weird creatures called the First Beasts because they were what first evolved/were created. And over like….millions of years many of these beasts have been hunted down (mostly by humans). They're generally worshipped by various species of the fae realm. we meet at least two, maybe more. But they're ethereal in a way. kinda terrifying? ever see a bug that's so fucken weird you're like. I don't think you're an enemy. but maybe ur an alien so please leave my house/screen. or had a weird crawdad-like thing run over ur foot when you weren't expecting it? yeah like that, like not unheard of just like ah hi what the fuck are you. generally this fic is meant to be a respite. there's not really weird time shenanigins, or fucked up memory stuff, just a classic slow, we're walkin in the forest looking at shit and talking while we head towards our destination. oh look a giant snail. hey did you know i love you. im going to look at you meaninfully and study your features cause i have no clue if we'll ever get home. that shit. not pining…just…lingering. it's also a uh interim? between next of kin & the third story in the series. that ones. gonna be. rough. so we have to be chill in between then and now. god i will get this goddamned story done. someday.

32. What is a line from a poem/novel/fanfic etc that you return to from time and time again? How did you find it? What does it mean to you?

Hm. I am really. really. really. bad at remembering lines. but this segment sticks with me.

"Still, Feels said nothing. Not the house still brought you back to me. Not you were unconscious, you didn't hear how that place still breathed - quiet, yeah, but still there. Not the flies were gone when we left, the dust swept away, the window propped open for us .

Instead, wordlessly, he held his hand out.

An invitation. A question.

Do you trust me? it asked.

Kane took it, and in the silence he gripped it tight."

god the "An invitation. A question." I LOVE that shit in writing. the repeat of similar words but with important meanings that when put one after the other elaborates on the feeling of the story, the imporatance of the end, the meaning behind the action. AHG.

this is my favorite kaf fic. and this whole segment of it is just OH so impactful. i love house horror and i love the house loving you (see thirteen letters). i found it because its a kaf fic- shit i just realized you asked me this rowan, this is going to seem like pandering, i didn't even notice you asked it. well. anyway- the way it's written is really alluring in a way that is very satisfying to read. it is just the type of fic i wish everyone made because it's so good and really just. good fic. 100/10. quality shit. like argh. 

(https://archiveofourown.org/works/44602054)

35. What’s your favorite writing rule to smash into smithereens?

uh keep it tight. fuck keeping it tight. sometimes. you need to linger. SOMETIMES. you need to use fucked up punctuation. SOMETIMES you need to repeat words in a row to emphasize shit. SOMETIMES you need to fuck up your structuring and have it not make sense to get there. to the end. sometimes. you need to linger. sometimes you need to say "fuck consistency we're takin this shit OFF THE TRACKS. WE WILL NOT RAILROAD OURSELVES INTO STEREOTYPICALITY. WE WILL MAKE WEIRD STORIES." 

make weird stories yall.

(i never do ask games so this is very fun. im gonna reblog the list so if theres any anyone wants to ask. ya know. ask.)

[tobysbadhorns]

my friend who I knew would connect much better with dungeon meshi than me because ahg I hate saying this but I don't really care about food but he does and he got it and I was so happy when he told me he was watching it , I'm showing him things from the adventure bible and the art book that he can look at but it's killing me that I cannot show him how ryoko kui ends up drawing hair at end of the manga also also completely unrelated but speaking of drawing really well, takeshi obata is really really good at drawing white and east Asian faces and having both be pleasing and you can tell which is which , ryoko kui can also do this I completely forgot, she can also do this but takeshi obata has a more detailed style and ryoko kui has less intrest in making everyone look appealing and more intrest in making everyone look destinct both these aproaches are very intresting and studing them might help a lot , also recently and i know i havent been showing off my art but i think im a little sad with how i draw , i think ive improved in technique but lost how good i was with expressions at 17 honestly i made a lot of technical mistakes but my drawings were magical oh well

[allheartgillian-blog]

Gillian Anderson talking about @allheartgillian​ last year! Make sure you don’t miss out! It’s still going! Aug 5-9! Find out more at allheartgillian.com 💖

[gillovny1013]

@allheartgillian is next week! Volunteer or donate anytime, & share your experiences Aug. 5-9 in celebration of Gillian's birthday. 💖✨

[not-so-serious-wastebasket]

I just finished highschool fuck yeah

[awrittenmessage]

The Participants

This post will be edited when new information finds its way into my direction.

Ancil (cupidslittleservant)

-💗-

26

Accepted: unknown 

Anna (rorrim-sacellum)

-🍎-

The Transporter

Accepted

Apple anon

Berk (seastorm-starshine)

-🌟-

25

Accepted

Charlie (never-fear-the-reaper)

-🍁-

21

Accepted

Corith (rorrim-sacellum)

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The Watcher

Accepted

Emiko (emikokobayashi)

-🐇-

Accepted: halfway

Gayle Hawthorn (themirrorsheath)

-💮-

Accepted

Jasper (vigeneresmoke) 

-🚬-

39

Missing an eye

Accepted

Jax (cultists-nightmare)

-🔮-

Accepted

Jophiel (themeaningofitall)

-AHG-

Accepted: unknown

Julia (basicflavortext)

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Accepted

Klaus (thy-dearest-hyades)

-🌧-

27

Accepted: unknown

Maggie (ragingscreamsig)

-🖕🏻-

23

Account sold to them via payment of a single potato chip found on the floor. (Serious.)

Accepted: Complicated

Margin (marginmaster87)

21

Accepted

Russell (boy-with-the-rabbit-heart)

-🐰-

16

Accepted

Val/ Valentine (rosebushes-and-radiationfeilds)

-👗-

17

Old blog is “Carcosaslostheart” but, they lost access to it.

Accepted

Hole anon (ragingscreamsig)

-🕳-

Possibly drunk/ high

Accepted: declined

The Archivist (awrittenmessage)

Accepted

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Chaos Related

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Ambriel (aprotectivefriend)

-🌕-

Friend of emiko

Accepted: unknown

Bees

-🐝-

Accepted: unknown

Diamond (playingcardpickup)

-♦️-

Speaks in rhymes

Knows a lot it seems

Accepted: unknown

Koda Fenton

-🦎-

Jasper’s nephew

Accepted: unknown

Mordechai (highlandtea)

16

Also know as chai to others

Missing an eye

Accepted: unknown

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The Unknowns

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Amulet anon

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Flower anon

-🌹-

Kiss anon

-💋-

Two hearts anon

-💕-

Alex (ima-kandiz-kidz)

-🍯-

Talks in orange

Chaos related

Accepted: unknown

[senig-fandom]

Dedico esta parte a @heva-110​

Porque ve a Unidad con otros ojos y eso es de respetar XD para mi lo es x3, espero y te guste esta historia

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La historia se cuenta, a través de una grabadora, todo lo que dice es a través de su perspectiva: 

Ok, creo que esta basura vieja está grabando, muy bien, nunca creí que haría esto, estas cosas humanas de guardar recuerdos hasta el día de su locura *suspiro* muy bien, aquí guardare mis ideas a partir de ahora, seré breve y aquellos que escuchen esto, les advierto, será breve, pero específico jeje…

Hoy iniciamos bien el día, al parecer los ciudadanos mexicanos están creando una agencia de protección civil, en los estados del centro norte de México, se llamará UNIDAD… en resumidas cuentas, creo que participare en esta cosa, de UNIDAD por ahora, quiero ver que tan lejos llegan estos seres humanos…

Día 14 de marzo del 4000, di una conferencia tomando la apariencia de México, y es gracioso, nadie se dio cuenta del cambio, pero tal vez, solo sea porque estaba cubriendo mi cara, pero no lo negaré son un poco ignorantes los de aquí…

15 de marzo de 4000, tengo al verdadero México en una prisión olvidada  *suspiro* no diré cual, por el hecho de que si pierdo este plan, por lo menos no dejare que recuperen a su amado país sano y salvo jeje…

20 de marzo de 4000, El presidente de USA está amenazando al nuevo presidente de México Quetzal Salvador, al parecer no se da cuenta de las incoherencias que dice, jeje… cree que dejaré que me humille de ese modo, no lo creo, solo espera Nicholas Torrio, que tu panza de mammuthus y tu cerebro de hormiga, conocerá la verdadera inteligencia…

22 de marzo, año ya saben cual, hoy despertó México, y no se ve muy bien, tal vez sea porque aún están conquistando áreas de México que no se piensan dejar por los Estadounidenses, el parece que pregunta al aire en donde esta, pero claro, aun no haré presencia, hasta que Quetzal mate a Nicholas, allí empezaré mi plan jejeje…

Día 30 de Marzo, Hoy presencie el odio puro, un grupo de mexicanos golpearon a unos estadounidenses, les decían traidores y asesinos, que belleza de momento, no puedo decir que me tocó un buen día, a partir de ahora, 30 de marzo es mi día favorito jajaja…

2 de abril, vi morir a muchos...y fue MARAVILLOSO, mirar a esa gente llorar, odiar, suplicar, despedirse, ver como esos ojos salen de su cabeza, como los órganos salen, como algunos se los comen jajajaja es hermoso, estos humanos hacen que no me aburra tan rápido y les agradezco mucho eso jajajaja, estos mexicanos si han sido mi mejor elección del universo, nunca espere a seres vivientes tan agresivos como estos, si Sixzero estuviera aquí, apuesto que que se los comería, lastimosamente no esta, es muy triste hubiera sido divertido extinguir este mundo con el… ho bueno…

13 de abril, hoy fue el día, Nicholas Torrio murió, es hora de hacer empezar con lo mejor de este plan jajajajajajajaja…

14 de abril, hoy visite a México, parece deshidratado y hambriento, aunque claro, era normal, pues lo deje así jajajaja, el me pregunto porque mi parecido a él, y me preguntaba por sus ciudadanos, que tierno, se preocupa por ellos, que insolente, creo a un montón de ganado agresivos e irracionales y se preocupa por ellos, que estúpido, pero que se le hará, los países son unos estúpidos.

17 de abril, torture a México como nunca lo haría algún ser vivo, lo soporto bien no lo negaré, aunque creo que debo ser más creativo, esto de hacerlo como lo hacían los antiguos es tonto, y muy poco eficiente con el, tal vez debo saber mas de este país antes de continuar, porque claro le queme partes de su cuerpo, lo golpee hasta desmayarlo, les desgarre partes de su cuerpo y hasta corte brazos y piernas y las volví a unir con hilos y agujas, tal vez debería saber mejor de el…

18 de abril, Hoy vino unos humanos con Quetzal a quejarse, que molesto fue, así que los controle un poco y los eche al matadero jajajaja...estoy aburrido...seguiré leyendo esta tontería de historia de México…

19 de abril, Bueno no puedo decir mucho de esto, ya por el hecho de que al parecer este país es ´´AZTECA´´...ni siquiera sé de qué trata, pero dicen algo de grandes guerreros y esas cosas, pero que no es la única cultura de este país, hay más y es muy complicado para mi pronunciarlos, por Sixzero, no pudieron elegir nombres más sencillos agh...aunque es irónico, de grandes guerreros a silla de otro país, al parecer lo único destacable de este país es ser ´´bueno´´ agh qué estúpido...aunque creo ya saber qué hacer…

19 de abril, mismo día, hoy vi a una mujer y a una niña morir en las garras de los soldados estadounidenses, bueno eso creen ellas jajajajaja digamos que esos soldados los estoy creando yo para mi beneficio, ya que dentro de poco haré que USA y su plaga de egolatras se caigan.

21 de abril, esto es estúpido, creí ya haber encontrado algo para este miserable y aun sigue de pie, y sigue con ´´fe´´ como dicen aquí, al parecer su época como Nueva España si lo hicieron muy resistente, eso o la corrupción, cosa que de por sí eliminar, ese idiota lo haré ver el sufrimiento en persona, el entrometido está haciendo de más, aún necesito a los mexicanos vivos, hasta que  conquiste el país de USA, asique Corrupción...corre…

21 de abril, hoy la corrupción y el narcotráfico murieron… no eran tan fuertes como decían, solo tuve que matar a algunos para debilitarlos, pero claro, como dicen, lo buenos son mas jajajaja…

23 de abril, México aguanto otra tortura, estoy empezando a darme cuenta de que tal vez la tortura física no funciona con el...debo ver otro tipo de tortura...haaaaaa… leer de nuevo no por favor...que país tan complicado…

24 de abril hoy un país llamado Brasil vino a verme, se disculpaba de todo lo sucedido, al parecer le tiene un cariño muy grande a México, jajajajajaja que tonto...aunque…

24 de abril, maldita sea, el brasileño lee las mentiras como si fueran un libro abierto, ahora entiendo todo, estos ´´LATINOS´´ son fuertes porque tienen poderes...con razón México resiste mucho, pero que lo hace tan fuerte a estos países...tengo que seguir observando...aunque claro, nunca dejaré que este imbécil se de cuenta de mi plan...jejeje, tal vez lo deje para el final jajaja, un postre brasileño para el final jajajaja…

25 de abril, hoy vino otro idiota aquí, Argentina, creo… reclamando jajaja, que fácil es decirlo, cuando no eres tu el que está en total caos y que el mundo te a olvidado por completo y que tus supuestos hermanos te ayudarán, palabras más palabras menos que despreciable, lo odio...en serio dije eso...mmm...este es un efecto que no espere, será mejor que averigüe como mantenerlo bajo control...maldición.

27 de abril, hoy estuve estudiando sobre tortura psicológica, no es tan fácil como la física, pero me a mostrado una nueva forma de controlar a los débiles… y de torturar a más gente...si.

29 de abril, hoy probé mi teoría y creo que funcionó, México se callo, lo que hice fue nombrar nombres al azar, pero parece que funciono, al fin y acabo, creo que la fe de este insolente país es la fe a otros países, si esos países le fallan, el pierde...qué irónico, pero claro, él es la silla de los países, todos pueden sentarse sobre él y nunca se quejara jajaja… pues que comience el juego.

5 de mayo, hoy es un día esplendido, lleve a México al puente ahora llamado Río Grande del Bravo, ahora que México y Estados unidos están separados por una gran cantidad de agua crearon este puente, pero bueno, hoy vi mi plan de maravilla, los soldados Estadounidenses no pudieron con mi fuerzas armadas, hasta un avión cayó del cielo jajaja, todo iba tan bien hasta que apareció USA, el bastardo no sabe diferenciarse de México, así que le grite en su cara quién era, y aun así...oh bueno...le dispare justo en la cabeza, no morirá por se un país, y porque aun no elimino a su gente, pero tranquilos no quiero matar a la humanidad así de fácil, quiero divertirme, la guerra es lo mejor jajajajaja.

7 de mayo, Estoy leyendo historia del mundo, al parecer un tal ´´Hittler´´´´Hitli´´ ´´Hilari´´ lo que sea, hizo muchas cosas malas jajajaja, que repulsivo, el poder lo consumió hasta su muerte es una pena que muy poco puedes soportar esto, suicidarse es de cobardes que no soportan sus acciones y tienen que huir con la muerte, que idiota. Y luego conformarse con pocos países que patético, ya ni mi querido Sixzero se conforma con eso, esperen...escuadrón...201...mm...tal vez te he juzgado mal México...saben que olvídalo, me decepcionó de nuevo.

8 de mayo, USA es muy griton y charlatán, pero cuando empieze con el ya no espere que lo trate como princesa, lo tratare como él trata a los demás, exacto, destruyendo desde dentro jijiji.

AHG! MALDICIÓN, CÓMO SE ATREVE ESE ENGENDRO A GOLPEARME, JURO QUE LO QUE LE HARÉ A SU PAÍS NO SERA NADA BUENO, HARÉ QUE EL MISMO SE AUTO DESTRUYA,HARÉ QUE EXPLOTEN SUS EMPRESAS QUE SUS MILITARES SE SUICIDAN, LO HARÉ SUFRIR COMO NUNCA… o tal vez solo necesito de un país ´´bueno´´ para torturarlo, jijiji o USA me diste el arma perfecta para dañar tu ego y tu patética personalidad JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA…

México, México, México, hoy me demostraste tu debilidad, tu confianza a otros, que triste, es muy triste, y yo que casi te admiraba, por tu fortaleza y unión, pero claro, perdiste a muchos, a tus hermanos norte y sur, y luego a las alianzas entre todo el mundo, ni Rusia, ni China, ni España, ni Brasil, ni nadie, todos solo dicen, estarás bien y ya...es solitario verdad, que tus fuerzas se vayan para siempre, pero descuida, no estarás solo, te pondré junto a alguien que de seguro te extraña jajajaja, y cuando conquiste todo USA, iré por Canadá y de allí por toda América jajajajajaja.

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Espero y lo hayan disfrutado =w=

[unidad-mexicana]

La historia se cuenta, a través de una grabadora, todo lo que dice es a través de su perspectiva:

Ok, creo que esta basura vieja está grabando, muy bien, nunca creí que haría esto, estas cosas humanas de guardar recuerdos hasta el día de su locura *suspiro* muy bien, aquí guardare mis ideas a partir de ahora, seré breve y aquellos que escuchen esto, les advierto, será breve, pero específico jeje…

Hoy iniciamos bien el día, al parecer los ciudadanos mexicanos están creando una agencia de protección civil, en los estados del centro norte de México, se llamará UNIDAD… en resumidas cuentas, creo que participare en esta cosa, de UNIDAD por ahora, quiero ver que tan lejos llegan estos seres humanos…

Día 14 de marzo del 4000, di una conferencia tomando la apariencia de México, y es gracioso, nadie se dio cuenta del cambio, pero tal vez, solo sea porque estaba cubriendo mi cara, pero no lo negaré son un poco ignorantes los de aquí…

15 de marzo de 4000, tengo al verdadero México en una prisión olvidada  *suspiro* no diré cual, por el hecho de que si pierdo este plan, por lo menos no dejare que recuperen a su amado país sano y salvo jeje…

20 de marzo de 4000, El presidente de USA está amenazando al nuevo presidente de México Quetzal Salvador, al parecer no se da cuenta de las incoherencias que dice, jeje… cree que dejaré que me humille de ese modo, no lo creo, solo espera Nicholas Torrio, que tu panza de mammuthus y tu cerebro de hormiga, conocerá la verdadera inteligencia…

22 de marzo, año ya saben cual, hoy despertó México, y no se ve muy bien, tal vez sea porque aún están conquistando áreas de México que no se piensan dejar por los Estadounidenses, el parece que pregunta al aire en donde esta, pero claro, aun no haré presencia, hasta que Quetzal mate a Nicholas, allí empezaré mi plan jejeje…

Día 30 de Marzo, Hoy presencie el odio puro, un grupo de mexicanos golpearon a unos estadounidenses, les decían traidores y asesinos, que belleza de momento, no puedo decir que me tocó un buen día, a partir de ahora, 30 de marzo es mi día favorito jajaja…

2 de abril, vi morir a muchos…y fue MARAVILLOSO, mirar a esa gente llorar, odiar, suplicar, despedirse, ver como esos ojos salen de su cabeza, como los órganos salen, como algunos se los comen jajajaja es hermoso, estos humanos hacen que no me aburra tan rápido y les agradezco mucho eso jajajaja, estos mexicanos si han sido mi mejor elección del universo, nunca espere a seres vivientes tan agresivos como estos, si Sixzero estuviera aquí, apuesto que que se los comería, lastimosamente no esta, es muy triste hubiera sido divertido extinguir este mundo con el… ho bueno…

13 de abril, hoy fue el día, Nicholas Torrio murió, es hora de hacer empezar con lo mejor de este plan jajajajajajajaja…

14 de abril, hoy visite a México, parece deshidratado y hambriento, aunque claro, era normal, pues lo deje así jajajaja, el me pregunto porque mi parecido a él, y me preguntaba por sus ciudadanos, que tierno, se preocupa por ellos, que insolente, creo a un montón de ganado agresivos e irracionales y se preocupa por ellos, que estúpido, pero que se le hará, los países son unos estúpidos.

17 de abril, torture a México como nunca lo haría algún ser vivo, lo soporto bien no lo negaré, aunque creo que debo ser más creativo, esto de hacerlo como lo hacían los antiguos es tonto, y muy poco eficiente con el, tal vez debo saber mas de este país antes de continuar, porque claro le queme partes de su cuerpo, lo golpee hasta desmayarlo, les desgarre partes de su cuerpo y hasta corte brazos y piernas y las volví a unir con hilos y agujas, tal vez debería saber mejor de el…

18 de abril, Hoy vino unos humanos con Quetzal a quejarse, que molesto fue, así que los controle un poco y los eche al matadero jajajaja…estoy aburrido…seguiré leyendo esta tontería de historia de México…

19 de abril, Bueno no puedo decir mucho de esto, ya por el hecho de que al parecer este país es ´´AZTECA´´…ni siquiera sé de qué trata, pero dicen algo de grandes guerreros y esas cosas, pero que no es la única cultura de este país, hay más y es muy complicado para mi pronunciarlos, por Sixzero, no pudieron elegir nombres más sencillos agh…aunque es irónico, de grandes guerreros a silla de otro país, al parecer lo único destacable de este país es ser ´´bueno´´ agh qué estúpido…aunque creo ya saber qué hacer…

19 de abril, mismo día, hoy vi a una mujer y a una niña morir en las garras de los soldados estadounidenses, bueno eso creen ellas jajajajaja digamos que esos soldados los estoy creando yo para mi beneficio, ya que dentro de poco haré que USA y su plaga de egolatras se caigan.

21 de abril, esto es estúpido, creí ya haber encontrado algo para este miserable y aun sigue de pie, y sigue con ´´fe´´ como dicen aquí, al parecer su época como Nueva España si lo hicieron muy resistente, eso o la corrupción, cosa que de por sí eliminar, ese idiota lo haré ver el sufrimiento en persona, el entrometido está haciendo de más, aún necesito a los mexicanos vivos, hasta que  conquiste el país de USA, asique Corrupción…corre…

21 de abril, hoy la corrupción y el narcotráfico murieron… no eran tan fuertes como decían, solo tuve que matar a algunos para debilitarlos, pero claro, como dicen, lo buenos son mas jajajaja…

23 de abril, México aguanto otra tortura, estoy empezando a darme cuenta de que tal vez la tortura física no funciona con el…debo ver otro tipo de tortura…haaaaaa… leer de nuevo no por favor…que país tan complicado…

24 de abril hoy un país llamado Brasil vino a verme, se disculpaba de todo lo sucedido, al parecer le tiene un cariño muy grande a México, jajajajajaja que tonto…aunque…

24 de abril, maldita sea, el brasileño lee las mentiras como si fueran un libro abierto, ahora entiendo todo, estos ´´LATINOS´´ son fuertes porque tienen poderes…con razón México resiste mucho, pero que lo hace tan fuerte a estos países…tengo que seguir observando…aunque claro, nunca dejaré que este imbécil se de cuenta de mi plan…jejeje, tal vez lo deje para el final jajaja, un postre brasileño para el final jajajaja…

25 de abril, hoy vino otro idiota aquí, Argentina, creo… reclamando jajaja, que fácil es decirlo, cuando no eres tu el que está en total caos y que el mundo te a olvidado por completo y que tus supuestos hermanos te ayudarán, palabras más palabras menos que despreciable, lo odio…en serio dije eso…mmm…este es un efecto que no espere, será mejor que averigüe como mantenerlo bajo control…maldición.

27 de abril, hoy estuve estudiando sobre tortura psicológica, no es tan fácil como la física, pero me a mostrado una nueva forma de controlar a los débiles… y de torturar a más gente…si.

29 de abril, hoy probé mi teoría y creo que funcionó, México se callo, lo que hice fue nombrar nombres al azar, pero parece que funciono, al fin y acabo, creo que la fe de este insolente país es la fe a otros países, si esos países le fallan, el pierde…qué irónico, pero claro, él es la silla de los países, todos pueden sentarse sobre él y nunca se quejara jajaja… pues que comience el juego.

5 de mayo, hoy es un día esplendido, lleve a México al puente ahora llamado Río Grande del Bravo, ahora que México y Estados unidos están separados por una gran cantidad de agua crearon este puente, pero bueno, hoy vi mi plan de maravilla, los soldados Estadounidenses no pudieron con mi fuerzas armadas, hasta un avión cayó del cielo jajaja, todo iba tan bien hasta que apareció USA, el bastardo no sabe diferenciarse de México, así que le grite en su cara quién era, y aun así…oh bueno…le dispare justo en la cabeza, no morirá por se un país, y porque aun no elimino a su gente, pero tranquilos no quiero matar a la humanidad así de fácil, quiero divertirme, la guerra es lo mejor jajajajaja.

7 de mayo, Estoy leyendo historia del mundo, al parecer un tal ´´Hittler´´´´Hitli´´ ´´Hilari´´ lo que sea, hizo muchas cosas malas jajajaja, que repulsivo, el poder lo consumió hasta su muerte es una pena que muy poco puedes soportar esto, suicidarse es de cobardes que no soportan sus acciones y tienen que huir con la muerte, que idiota. Y luego conformarse con pocos países que patético, ya ni mi querido Sixzero se conforma con eso, esperen…escuadrón…201…mm…tal vez te he juzgado mal México…saben que olvídalo, me decepcionó de nuevo.

8 de mayo, USA es muy griton y charlatán, pero cuando empieze con el ya no espere que lo trate como princesa, lo tratare como él trata a los demás, exacto, destruyendo desde dentro jijiji.

AHG! MALDICIÓN, CÓMO SE ATREVE ESE ENGENDRO A GOLPEARME, JURO QUE LO QUE LE HARÉ A SU PAÍS NO SERA NADA BUENO, HARÉ QUE EL MISMO SE AUTO DESTRUYA,HARÉ QUE EXPLOTEN SUS EMPRESAS QUE SUS MILITARES SE SUICIDAN, LO HARÉ SUFRIR COMO NUNCA… o tal vez solo necesito de un país ´´bueno´´ para torturarlo, jijiji o USA me diste el arma perfecta para dañar tu ego y tu patética personalidad JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA…

México, México, México, hoy me demostraste tu debilidad, tu confianza a otros, que triste, es muy triste, y yo que casi te admiraba, por tu fortaleza y unión, pero claro, perdiste a muchos, a tus hermanos norte y sur, y luego a las alianzas entre todo el mundo, ni Rusia, ni China, ni España, ni Brasil, ni nadie, todos solo dicen, estarás bien y ya…es solitario verdad, que tus fuerzas se vayan para siempre, pero descuida, no estarás solo, te pondré junto a alguien que de seguro te extraña jajajaja, y cuando conquiste todo USA, iré por Canadá y de allí por toda América jajajajajaja.

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Espero y lo hayan disfrutado =w=

[annabelle-creart]

Life of Rescue Bots shenanigans part 17

-- that episode where they switched bodies --

Soundwave on call: hey, Heatwave! You're not on a rescue, right?

Kade in Heatwave's body: sorry, pal, I'll call you later!

Soundwave: wait..! He just called me 'pal'... heck, I'm going there!

...

Priscilla on call: Codyyyyyyy. Look at what I just bought! I also have a pretty jacket for you..!

Boulder in Cody's body: SORRY, PRISCILLA, CALL YOU LATER!!!

Priscilla: eh? But... omg, he's mad with me? But why? He didn't called me Priscilla since the whole year!! AND I'VE BEEN DOING GREAT! But I bought him a pretty jacket!

...

Dot: hi, Charlie! How ya-

Ezra on Charlie's body: sorry. Wrong number.

Dot: eh..? He just hang up. But today's our call day...

...

Chris: Dani, have you seen Blades?

Blades on Dani's body: Chris, I'm Blades! Do you think this dress makes me look pretty?

Chris: ...I'll tell Taylor Dani isn't available...

...

Hayley: Kade, are you-?

Heatwave on Kade's body: I'm on dentist, Hayley, sorry, call you later...

Kade: ...I'm going to kill you

Heatwave: TRY IT!!

...

Frankie: Yey! Good to be me again!

Chase: I can say the same

Kade: hey! Now my mouth doesn't hurt

Heatwave: eh, you're welcome

Boulder: AHG! FRAG!!

Graham: what happens, buddy?

Boulder: Priscilla call me earlier and I told her I was busy!

Cody: wait, wait, wait, you called her Pris?

Boulder: no, I called her Priscilla, isn't that her name?

Cody: oh no

Charlie: nobody had calls earlier, right?

Ezra: eh...

Kade: well...

Ezra: I told to a woman that she called the wrong number

Kade: probably Soundwave called-?

Heatwave: What did you say?! How you called him?!

Soundwave: I WANT EVERYONE ON THE FLOOR, HEATWAVE, IF YOU'RE IN DANGER SAY OUR SECRET WORD

Kade: do you have a secret word?

Heatwave: SOUNDWAVE, PUT THAT ON THE FLOOR, WHAT I'VE TOLD YOU!!!

Soundwave: Oh, it's you. Sorry, I had to make sure, oh, and I have a surprise for your kid in my cabin

Priscilla: CODYYYYYY! YOU'RE SAFE RIGHT?! YOU'RE NOT MAD WITH ME OR SOMEONE MADE YOU SAY THAT?!?!

Cody: It's okay, Pris, it was just a misunderstood

Priscilla: OH! Well, explain it faster because you scared me!

Charlie: I better go to call Dot

[linchxpin]

GET TO KNOW THE BLOGGER.

Can be used for RP and non-RP blogs to get to know a bit about the person behind the screen!

1. FIRST NAME: i go by masha online :v

2. STRANGE FACT ABOUT YOURSELF: when i was five years old, my family and i lived in a nursing home :oc or a. i guess technically it was more of a. oh. i mean it was a nursing home, but it was one that was specifically Set Up to handle seniors and Others with. erm. psychological issues coughs

i still remember some of the residents, and i also remember occasionally helping out with some of them, too. you know. in Very Small Ways bc i was just barely Not a literal toddler lmao

3. TOP THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU FIND ATTRACTIVE ON A PERSON: uhhhfjfkea;gerrr???? i’m automatically drawn to noses for some reason, particularly if they’re. A Certain Shape. also eyebrows/eyelashes thinking emoji and uhhhhh idk i guess maybe hands/wrists?? idek dude i’m frickn asexual as hell lmao

4. A FOOD YOU COULD EAT FOREVER AND NOT GET BORED OF: so i usually say dumplings of any sort and from any cuisine (potstickers, ravioli, empanadas, pirozhki, steamed buns, u name it), but i was recently reminded that scotch eggs are A Thing and

inhales

5. A FOOD YOU HATE: HOMINY......... CAULIFLOWER............. whispers asparagus hhhhh i also can’t do stewed tomatoes oh g o d

6. GUILTY PLEASURE: right now it’s probably dollmakers and watching hetalia mmd videos on youtube lmao lies down

7. WHAT DO YOU SLEEP IN: whatever clothes i wore the day before finger guns

8. SERIOUS RELATIONSHIPS OR FLINGS: i mean probably neither, but if i had to choose, i’m. a little bit. ??? toward flings 6_6

9. IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN THE PAST AND CHANGE ONE THING ABOUT YOUR LIFE, WOULD YOU AND WHAT WOULD IT BE: g o d. the two biggest things i can think of are that i wouldn’t have dropped out of school rip i guess maybe in the long run it wouldn’t have changed much in the way of my schooling, but. idk. maybe i’d still have a friend or two rip

the other is that i wish i’d managed to live alone longer than i had

10. ARE YOU AN AFFECTIONATE PERSON: to those i know well, yes

11. A MOVIE YOU COULD WATCH OVER AND OVER AGAIN: fjife;a kung fu panda 2 lmao also honestly a lot of the x-men movies fall under this for some reason

12. FAVORITE BOOK: a little princess, house of leaves, on the beach, and almost anything by h.g. wells, but especially war of the worlds. also i can’t not mention the secret garden and little women

13. YOU HAVE THE OPPORTUNITY TO KEEP ANY ANIMAL AS A PET, WHAT DO YOU CHOOSE: i mean, i admit i am the type of person who is inordinately happy keeping dogs as pets bc they pretty much hit every one of my Needs for a pet, but the idea of owning like. something really really Big and fluffy Sends Me ngl

WAIT LET ME COME IN DAYS LATER AND ADMIT THAT HAVING A PET SEAL WOULD PROBABLY BE MY DOWNFALL

14. TOP FIVE FICTIONAL SHIPS [IF YOU ARE AN RP BLOG, YOU CAN USE YOUR OWN SHIPS AS WELL]: oh lord UHHHH don’t judge me ok but my favorites are probablyyyy 

) beerus/whis (dragon ball) ) euroshipping kaiba/bakura (yugioh) ) sora/kairi/riku (kingdom hearts) ) i think it’s called stormshipping now?? fubuki/manjoume (yugioh gx) ) bad friends trio OT3 (hetalia)

y. yeah. tried to go with a Variety of different fandoms rip

15. PIE OR CAKE: whichever one cheesecake counts as >8| but honestly probably pie, bc i frickn love pumpkin pie, chocolate silk pie, lemon meringue pie, cherry pie, key lime pie, hershey’s cookies & cream pie-- i mean the list is practically endless lmao

16. FAVORITE SCENT: SO MANY. cucumber melon, aloe vera, lysol, rubbing alcohol, BLEACH......... sweet pea, gardenia, actual rose, actual vanilla, ginger, white tea g o d you will find me literally standing in the soap and body wash aisle for a good thirty to forty-five minutes just smelling what they offer there lmao......................

17. CELEBRITY CRUSH: idk uhhhh weird al? lmao

18. IF YOU COULD TRAVEL ANYWHERE, WHERE WOULD YOU GO: I WANT TO GO TO RUSSIA SOMEDAY but also i’d love to revisit sorrento and capri and florence and assisi 

19. INTROVERT OR EXTROVERT: in the middle-ish but leaning somewhat heavily toward introvert :v

20. DO YOU SCARE EASILY: i am a very Jumpy person lmao but. other than that, it really depends on what you’re doing to scare me thinking emoji history has shown me i tend to keep a cool head in emergencies

21. IPHONE OR ANDROID: telegram. ya whippersnapper *tapdances out*

22. DO YOU PLAY ANY VIDEO GAMES: at the moment? no orz but i still consider myself fans of games like animal crossing, kingdom hearts, twewy, uhhhhh monster hunter, super smash brothers, MARIO KART.... and also majora’s mask is probably my all-time favorite game thinking emoji

i’m also a big fan of star fox and any number of survival horror games, but they’re generally too Difficult for me to actually play rip

23. DREAM JOB: god for probably like ten years or more i’ve dreamed of being a comic creator lies down i’ve pretty much given up on that one tho. but i’d also just Love being able to do something related to drawing-- especially in animation. i also will always mourn not being able to be a teacher bc i love the act itself of teaching, but. well. mornings and me Do Not Mix. so. when i’m feeling more practical, the truth is i want very much to be a hospice nurse

24. WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH A MILLION DOLLARS: l o r d firST THING-- get my education squared up and out of the way >:u and probably also pay off my student debt i already have. hrmmm. maybe buy a house. definitely move out, that’s for sure. take my mom to italy and/or ireland

25. FICTIONAL CHARACTER YOU HATE: iiiiiii. er. i mean, i can’t think of any off the top of my head?? i don’t tend to hate characters tbh scratches head the most i get is neutral toward them lmao

26. FANDOM THAT YOU WERE ONCE A PART OF BUT AREN’T ANY LONGER: well. i kinda tend to cycle through old fandoms, so i can’t really think of any that i was once part of that i also have no interest whatsoever in going back to

i guess there’s some that i hesitate to get drawn too deeply into, just bc of their reputations or. honestly sometimes just bc i’m Just Not That Into It lmao

i could maaaybe put star wars here? bc it was technically my very first fandom back when i was like ten years old and the phantom menace had just come out fjfie;ahg YES I AM THAT OLD SHHH i was really into it at the time, and i still enjoy the universe itself and all, but. i can’t say i’ve felt compelled to really Join The Fandom

tagged by. whispers stolen from @sakuraari​

[arodrwho]

cr 2.87 lb

everybodye gonna die again

oh are we running? ok cool

eyyy sentinel

oh bless! nice!

caaaaleb failed a death save

i was just saying earlier i was mildly concerned caleb would need to be rez’d

oooooooo THANK U CAD

well gosh my dudes

“how can i protect my caleb : (” “well.. look out for #1 first” HELL YEAH i’m v proud of you nott!!

“caduceus…! protect my caleb!!” CALLLLLBACK!!

oh DAMN a nat 20! poetic…………

god i love rogues

“17…. you are swallowed” [nott voice] aAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[liam voice] sheisse

lmfao

anyway Ca Y L E B

he’ll be fine tho

“the caedogeist vanishes into the floor—& pops up—& she is going to [something] obann the punished” fU C K YEAH

nat20?????

oh PLEASE give her the kill

pleas e it would be so satisfying!!!!!!

aw narts

hey gross!!!

“start wailing on this guy” u mad abt ur friend

“spit! out! the wizard!!” heck yeah man!!!!

oof a miss

COOL THO

“caleb turns into a giant ape” fucking incredible caleb. i love you. i LOVE you.

28, holy shit dude

that 5 second flash-smile at “that was unexpected” was rly endearing

which feels weird to say abt a stranger, but,

NICE one taliesin!!

inflinct wOUND S

it never goes well for her but maybe--

:(

“an old priest, and a young priest. an old priest… and a young priest” lmao

canonically mobile goblin ears!!!!!!!

THANK U sam

“i lost him. he’s gone. matt is also dming another game” djkghdkgh

“sneak attack…?” “no cause you had disadvantage on the attack” “ahg, you’re right. you’re always right……….”

“i guess i’m just gonna stand there, cos i don’t know what’s going on in there!” nott is showing actual self-preservation instincts & while i am very delighted i’m also kinda unnerved like

nott

is that u

have u been bodysnatched

not once but TWICE she has put her own wellbeing first & that ! is HOG of WILD!!

u savEd fjord, thakn u

taliesin looks vry stressed

oof u can’t , save, yasha

oh!! she’ll be fine! good

fuck you dnd beyond overlay i don’t want to know what their health is

i want to be HORRIFIED and SURPRISED when they fall unconscious

o man o boy o cad my dude

CAD is getting ATE

and NO BODY KNO W S

“i SAID! PUKE! UP! OUR! WIZARD!”

aw interrupt :(

NOOOO she’s unconscious

goodnight beau

“gorilla caleb is too incensed & is just wailing on the thing”

“31 points of bludgeoning damage” nice!

[taliesin, quietly] help

[description of attack] [taliesin again, quietly] help

bruh somebody gonna die this battle

“u can feel thousands and thousands of tiny teeth tearing across ur body” “tearing across my body” lmao

“oh, this is interesting” oh it’s always fun when he says that “i’m gonna cast… i’m gonna cast, uh, vampiric touch” oooo the rude spell! nice

thank u for saving beau yasha

“as if to a dog?” “as if to a dog” lmao but also ouch

barnacles spell failed fuck

“see if i can keep beau safe” hey gosh

thank god u got a potion nott thank u

fjord aAAAA almo S T

oh fuck. oh FU C K

ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok oK

it’s fine it’s fine it’s fine they’re all gonna die but iT’S FINE

oh THANK GOD just 1 death save ok ok ok she’s down 2 but. she could still b ok she could still make it’s fiNE

jester is unconscious and we are so fucked. we are SO FUCKED.

oh fuck oh hell oh god

oh fuuuuuuuck

caedogeist PLEASE

this would be so satisfying come onnnnnnn

the caedogeist DESERVES this

sAY IT SAY IT SAY IT SA Y    IT

“how do i wanna do this” god i love this

oh a laura hug!!!!!!!!!!!!

this is so great

this is SO GREAT

THAT IS SO FUCKIN METAL

“i immediately stand up and bonus action mass healing word as soon as i can”

why are we stil in initiative blease i’m sad

hey beau. hey. hey beau

oh thank god

beau could’ve DIED

“can i get a hug” “not my type” sjdhgkdjfgh

“i got a heal for you when you’re ready” hey gosh

“giant ginger gorilla” lskdhgkdjfgh what a detail liam

i am glad caleb is checking on beau tho that’s good

good friendo

“smells like caleb. i think it’s caleb” lmao

“...there’s no response” :(((((

“maybe he’s still fighting” maybe? or maybe he’s unconscious or maybe he’s D E A D

“do u mind. checking ahead” caduceus i’m sad

“i could go with you” yasha i love you so much. i would die for you.

“maybe cape-leb could go with us” y E A H BOI

idk where all this character development for nott came from????????? i love her

“caleb. carry me” [gorilla noises] [picks up beau] excellent

caleb stop that.

“giant hand. just way too large ruffles her hair” caleb you’re so obnoxious

“i’m doing much better now thank you. i’m okay” [big ape hug] “ohhhkay ohkay, be aware of your surroundings”

“i’ll take a big swig of booze and—” someone hug NOTT

“we’re the mighty nein” “they’re here, we found them!!” “who’s looking for us” that’s a damn good question bruh

is it the soul or

oh gross!

“archivist cathadok” or however u spell it

cooooool good 2 see u

pumat :(

“it’s been a while since i got to flex the ol pumuscles” “ha! ha! ha!” ……...OH

i didn’t realize until

okay i was just like pumat like ah! a fun pun! but. poo muscles………….

“okay, sleepy time” i love. pumat

i didn’t get why everyone loved pumat so much before & assumed it was residual gilmore love but actually the more we see of him

i genuinely love pumat

is caleb hiding hisface

caleeeeb…..

“and u are not to leave my sight” oh dear dude

“seemingly quite messy” lmfao

doot doot doot y’all walkin

“you’re not unknown figures to the people that are here”

haha upsetting!! caleb my guy this is just like

a REAL bad day for u

on the upside tho u got! friend back! is good!!

“i gather them and—” oh gosh you’re gonna “i’m going to put them in my book” y e a h

that’s sad & very good. i love you yasha.

idk what caleb moment i missed, but

i def missed one bc liam started to say sth before th stream cut out (curse u internet)

oh boy. herded into the street

tumblr informs me that caleb said “this is going to be such an interesting day. so many people to meet. i love this city” so like

he is indeed havin a real bad time

oh are they being herded somewhere in particular that ISN’T the cobalt soul? based on a few posts i think they’re being herded somewhere in particualr that isn’t the cobalt soul

i was not aware of this

due to spotty internet

i am now afraid!

oh does caleb scratch his scars while he says that also? terrible! i love it!

shimmer ward :)

that’s fun :))

u can see soltryce :)))

u can see the candles :))))))

caleb! is suffering!!

“i just walk up & i just grab caleb’s hand & i just say ‘hey! we’re here with you!’” hey gosh

i’m soft

also i can hear the shippers now so let me just say: UGHHHHHHHHH

GO AW A   Y

i love caleb suffering

it is.. good! it’s good

“we’re going to rely on your experience have you ever been in this chamber before?” lmfao y’all he doesn’t know ALL of rexxentrum

good thoughts nott

“caleb is going to just slide down the wall and pull his gore-covered cloak” o buddy,

this is very soft

“i was on the fence” “fair” lmao

“i’ve never had anything above my head but my hair, and maybe sometimes if things are flying around” lmao yasha i love you

huh.

that’s an interesting question nott

“why are you speaking differently” “he got kicked by a donkey in zadash. messed up his head. forgot who he was” okay that WAS funny until you made the other rude comments

“i decided to give it a go, because fuck it”

“this is actually not the way, that i talk” “what” “i was just. kidding” i love you yasha

also WOW fjord that honesty though

goddamn

“bathed in a total cold sweat” oh caleb

“why are you so stressed caleb” “oh yasha. he’s just rly got to fart. he’s holding it in  i can see it on his face he is sweating so much” “i am not one to judge so” lmadgkjfgh

“don’t look at my pumuscles” fucK

anyway yasha uh

u been away a while so i guess it makes sense that u forgot abt caleb’s backstory

“it’s also just possible that we did a good thing and good things are gonna happen? i’m not saying i’m always right but i’ve been right before”

“i’ll take a big swig” “oh no” lmao my thoughts exactly

“[something] now?” “what” “no” i would rag on caleb for being passive aggress but honestly it’s a miracle he’s this put together rn so

he gets a pass

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

“you are to leave your weapons within the chamber”

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

fucking NICE bro

good job nott

“i bring my fists because they’re always with me” lmao

oooof

oooooooooff

u don’t have ur crystal bro that’s not good

that’s ur wildmother symbol no?

:(

oh boy oh boy oh boy who’s THERE

8 figures huh

haha fear

waddup dude are u the king

yea ur the king

sup

agender halfelf whaddUP who the fuck are YOU

the curator we heard about before or

HELL YEAH

udala fon? sweet

ALLURAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

o waddup it’s oremid

and daleth oh boy. oh boy.

oh boy.

hahahhahaha oh boy.

jaundiced oh no

yeah it’s trent

yeah

fuck

caleb my buddy my boy my pal

cay. leb.

are you. okay.

i mean obviously you are not okay but.

hhhhhhh oh man.

holy shit cad is so fucking nervous

“you look.. perhaps not as educated as one would assume” oh RUDE bitch

“thank you” cad. i love you. best possible response

TELL THEM ABOUT THE THING

THE CLOAK THING DUDE

oh no you said jester’s full name in front of trent

oh no

oh. no

hhahahahah i have. fear

caleb is having some emotions on his face right now but i don’t know whatall they are

sads? contempt? exhaustion? jus extreme dissociation?

“she really doesn’t joke. ever”

lmfao travis

counting on his fingers

holy shit bro

“don’t make me roll initiative here” lm ao

oh no oh n o

--hhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

oh fuck.

“they seemed to be RESPONSIVE to the word of these esteemed [something positive savior word]”

oh FUCK.

oh FUCK oh FUCK oh FU   C   K

“what have been your dealings with the bright queen” hhhahhahahahaha

good, good, lean on the spy thing

“she REALLY wants her fuckin beacon back” ljhdfgh beau i love you

also WOW you went there!!!!!!!

sorry what

on caleb????

what did i MISS the stream skipped over

FU CK

hhh

hhhhhhhh

i got fear bro

yikes yikes

that sure is some Mission Givening

hhhoooooo

hey allura love u

how’s it go

“par for the course” dghfg caleb

yasha almost forgot 2 say her name. relatable

D: pls be ok allura

“10 ft behind ludinus, and in the process of gathering robes over 1 shoulder & abt to turn in your direction” hahaha oh shit

hide ur face caleb

“impressive business, isn’t it?” hhh

“especially you bren”

fuck.

FUCK.

hey uh. fuck.

“should i go kill him” “no no probably not” hh

“i was making a bit of a joke but”

hhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

hhhhhhhhhh

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hhhhh

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hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

hhh

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hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

hhhhhhhh

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hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

hhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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hhhhhhhhhhhh

FUCK YOU MATTHEW MERCER

HOW DARE YOU END IT THERE

COME THE FUCK ON MAN YOU REALLY EXPECT ME TO SURVIVE ANOTHER WEEK

i am DYING matthew

i am DYING

i am DYING VERY HARD

shit ufkc of HELL my dude

YEAH marisha did GREAT i’m delighted

i’d say proud but that’s weird bc i don’t know her

i AM proud of beau tho

anyway FU C   K

[amanitaempress]

❀DRAWN JANUARY 17, 2019❀

(this was my first art with lots of style changes! <3)

HELLO!!!!!! I'M SO EXCITED AND SO PROUD AOIDSFJSODIGJDFIOGJ I THINK ... I DID IT ... I THINK ... I MIGHT ACTUALLY BE ... mostly SATISFIED ... FOR ONCE ... So anyway, do y'all remember this handy dandy journal I keep mentioning everywhere?~ Style changes But I'll just ... do a little repeat~ So basically ... So, I was looking through my old art and noticed some things ... though I've obviously improved a good deal, especially, I think, in regards to colouring skill and anatomy, I feel like there was something rather "different" about my art back then. Something unrelated to the technicalities, but more along the lines of my art style itself. Though my style has always looked relatively uniform (even up to about 7/8 years ago which by the way is a lot of my life), I've noticed a few things. First of all, I think my lineart has gotten thicker in recent months. I've been having to use sharpies and black markers more to clean up muddiness, which leads me to my second observation: I was bad at colouring back then and so I didn't really press down hard or blend that many colours, and therefore my art was actually more "pastel" and less vibrant. Though I think I've improved at colouring and would never stop blending, I do hate the vibrancy of my art, being honest (I feel like people think this is one of the only good things about my style tbh, whereas it's really just a property of the tools I'm using). Because my art was less dark in colour, it didn't look so muddy or require thick lineart. I also feel there was something different about the faces ... other than the facial anatomy mistakes XD And it seems more fluid to me. I think I had a wider variety of poses I liked to draw. So in this drawing, I not only tried my best to revive those aspects of my older style, but other people were telling me I need to make my art more dynamic and that my usual art is ... a bit on the boring side (I don't mean to say they meant it offensively, it's just what it is. Don't take it the wrong way  ), so I tried to spice it up a bit! (jeez ... that sentence was long XD) Anyway, I tried an art nouveau inspired background here (if you didn't know, my style is intended to be art nouveau + anime, and if you google this combination you'll see art that basically looks like I could have drawn it ) and I also DID A POSE FROM THE BACK. I'm ... embarrassingly bad ... like so bad you wouldn't want to see it ... at different angles and perspective in general so I'M PROUD, BITCHES, FOR ONCE I'M PROUD!!! I used a mild reference, but not too heavily. On to the actual art. This piece was a real challenge to do, and I think it paid off but I will be only sparingly doing full art like this. For one thing, I'll be soon getting bigger paper, so I might have to take photos ahg teach me how to do this instagram senpais ;v;, and it will be too huge to fill up. January is also busy for me so I won't have time to take on experiments (I have y'all's contest prizes to do nwn and by the way, I'll be having another contest on the 21st so be ready!!). This was a pretty time consuming piece. IT WAS HARD NOT TO SPAM THE SHARPIE SO I HAD TO BE CAREFUL WITH LINES QAQ I PRAY IT DOESN'T LOOK BUSY OR VIBRANT!!! PLEASE DON'T BE LIKE "OH VIBRANCY SENPAI, IT'S SO COLOURFUL!!!" X'D lmao it's supposed to be pastel and colourful, but not """vibrant""" ... I hope I accomplished this   Anywaaaaaaaaaaay, this character belongs to the AMAZING, GORGEOUS, TALENTED AND ULTRA NICE SIF-Y!!!! I'M SO HONOURED TO HAVE MET YOU AND TRADED WITH YOU!!! Nana's such a cute li;l boy oh goodness ;; v ;; I had fun here! Please note me your address so I can mail it to you, if you're still interested in receiving it nvn <3 Thank you all for viewing! ♥♥♥ IT MEANS A LOT ~

[miriyos]

hey, i just read the first chapter of ahg and i love it a Lot, your writing is so so good but i wanted to ask you,,, dont you think 17-12 is too big of a difference? geno is pretty much an adult, and sid isnt even a teen - i was wondering how you were planning on going about that? doesnt it seem weird that geno would fall for him? - also i dont mean to be rude at all, and im so sorry if i am - i just wanted to know if they’re gonna be older before anything to decide if im gonna keep reading it?

It’s not rude at all, really! I understand

There’s 4 or 5 parts I have pre-written and they don’t get married until Sid is 16. It’s historical (but also fantasy based ‘cause magic & stuff) so the characters are going to be younger. That’s kind of the struggle though with writing pre-arranged historical-esque marriages.

My thought process in creating such a large age gap is: 

(1) “historical accuracy” and 

(2) keeping in mind that while Sid is a mostly uneducated son of a fisher, Evgeni is an educated prince. 

In order for Sid to properly learn magic and become educated, it’s easier for children to absorb knowledge/skills than for more developed adults. It also takes time.

In future chapters I did write a little more about their courting and the conflict of courting someone significantly younger (from Geno’s perspective). And when they do get married and consummate, it’s not very graphic. It’s more of a flowery experience overall.

I don’t think I wrote far enough to really delve into it, but there is supposed to be a soulbond between them. So it isn’t necessarily that Evgeni thought Sid was attractive at age 12, as so much they felt a pull (not necessarily of a sexual nature) to be together.

If the age gap is too too uncomfortable, I can always write Sid to be 18 when they marry.

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