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[annabelle-creart]

The perks of parenthood

No. 2: Teens can be messy

Chase passed normally through the bunker, as all days, it was like patrolling inside the house, it kept him alert but also distracted him, everything was on its regular space, not the best of clean but presentable, except by Graham’s spot on the place, but he was already accomplished to that, last time he tried to clean that spot Graham almost insult him. The new space ship, took from the cave as could and transported to the bunker alongside the Sigma-17’s ship, was also messy on its outside, but it just needed to be fixed to look better, despite it was unfixable to work, the new members needed a place to stay, Chase took a peek inside- What on-?!

“Blurr?” He called the young bot, sat on one of the chairs of the ship in front of the big screen, optics focused on it and servos on the a control, while all behind her was a complete mess as hell, there was a pile of unused or rusty wires and pieces of metal on a corner, her recharge spot had half-glued stickers on it, and in general, nor Salvage or Blurr dedicated the minimum to clean or put what was useful on the correct spot. Despite she was technically older than him, counting both her normal cycles plus the eons she passed trapped under the Earth, she looked and WAS what a human would call a teenager “what happened here?” Chase asked in regular tone but his faceplate had the most confused and upset look ever, Blurr didn’t replied, actually, she didn’t even looked at him, she was focused on her screen and her control Blades gave her while she was off, she didn’t even listened to him “Blurr?” He called again, with no answer “Blurr?” He raised his voice a bit, again, no answer, he looked at the screen and yes, it was that game Heatwave and Kade play since the team landed on Earth, the few that made those two talk like two civilized people, kind of violent for him but still commercialized. Chase was about to call her again until he noticed a black wire that connected the back of her helm and the screen (which for humans is the same as headphones) of course she didn’t heard him having all the game’s volume concentrated on her audials instead of the exterior. Some seconds later, Blurr finally ended the round and the loading buttom appeared as she celebrated in with a high pitched and volume “Yess!”

There was no normal way he could call her attention, to which Chase, with no other option rather than the obvious, went for the outlet and disconnected the screen, shouting down immediately “FRAGGING LIEGE?!” She looked upset, messing with the control

“We’ll discuss that language later” Chase said seriously

“WHAT DID YOU-?!” She looked at the wire Chase had on his servo “WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?!” She yelled with force, getting up from the chair and throwing the control on it

“What is wrong with this place?” Chase changed the path of the conversation “here it looks like a yunkyard!”

“That’s not your problem!”

“While you’re living in this station it is, like it or not”

“AHG! Why am I talking with you about this” Blurr yelled to herself and stepped on to get the wire out of Chase’s servos, which Chase took away from her, each time she tried to take it off, Chase came with a new way to get his servo far from her “COME ON!”

“This is like the third time we told you to clean, what if you start with it and THEN I’ll give you the wire”

“YOU HAVE TO BE KIDDING!”

“No, I’m not, and I recommend you to start if you want this back!” He finally, upset of her behavior, pulled her servo away with enough force to make her step behind. Finally accepting there was no way of getting the wire (and with it the screen) she growled with closed fists and got off of her ship, for a broom? It better be

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“Pff- that’s the fastest you can go?” The tiny bot pressed the bottoms with fierce as the cars on the screen moved

“Tidy, don’t be like that-” the young bot couldn’t end his phrase, the shock of the sudden black screen made both freeze, then, looking at their mentor, with wire on hand “why did you do that?!” He yelled in shock

“Yeah! I was winning for once!” Tidy, the youngest, yelled at her mentor too, but that didn’t stop the mentor’s serious gaze

“I would be happier if you win over Chase as the cleanest bot of the colony, young girl”

“Mural!” The tiniest bot yelled, now with a sad, almost begging look

“No, Tidy! I can’t consent you to play when your room is a mess!” Mural throw the wire far from both “and Chase, why did you let her do that?”

“I… we just wanted to play” he replied with shyness

“Well, no more games until that room is shiny as a mirror, same with you Chase. You’re older, you’re supposed to be a good example for her” Mural finally gave her last authoritarian gaze and go without a word

“Sorry, Tidy”

“Meh. You still own me 2 credits, I will forgive it if you help me to clean”

“Deal” Chase helped the sparkling get on her pedes, leaving the controls and the wire where they were supposed to be

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Cap. 1

Part 1

Masterlist

The soft breeze keeps making the leaves fall. You can hardly recognize their color if it is yellow, orange or a strange mixture of red, but she seems so immersed in the small show all of them give from the moment they detach from the tree until they crash to the ground.

“Is this your first time here?” The taxi driver takes her down to earth.

“Yes.” She sees the driver smiling and turning around in a small street, which she recognizes immediately. 

“Well, it’s almost winter, I bet you will have a lot of fun these days.” The car stops in front of a colorful house and she just smiles before opening the door.

If she counted the seconds between when she grabbed her bags and the moment she felt her lungs lost all the oxygen thanks to the impact of the hug, it would be less than 17.

“___, YOU’RE HERE! YOU’RE HEREEEEEE!” Carolina Mendieta, her best friend since childhood. Their friendship started in the third grade after both of them got punished for making a scene in the middle of the dance class. 

“Oh my god, honey, you will break her bones.” Her mother appears in the frame door with a big smile on her face. The fact Caro is 4 cm taller than her and has practiced karate since she was 5 years old turns everything into a  high possibility. 

“Mrs. Mendienta.” After Caro let her go, her mother immediately hugged her one more time. “___, darling, it’s amazing having you here, sorry for the over excitement.” She points with her eyes to Caro who seems like she just received the best present in years. 

The Mendieta's moved to Uruguay 8 years ago, after her father was notified about his promotion; __ used to joke about being a doctor brings benefits outside of the country. What seemed like the distance could break their prove just made it stronger, constant phone calls, video calls late at night and packages coming and going from country to country; reducing the kilometers and joining her hearts.

That’s why the house doesn’t feel strange or an unfamiliar place, iIt's like she has already been there multiple times, they go inside and a tiny black pug came running and barked all the way until he was  in front of them.

“Hi, Moka.” She squatted to be a little bit closer, she extended her hand and waited for him to make the first move to pat his head.

“I thought your father and Mar would be here.” __ said sitting and rubbing Moka's stomach. 

“Ahg, you know them, dad is a workaholic and Mar is in a shooting.” Mar, is the oldest sister of Carolina, she works as Audio Engineer, so she has been involved in multiple shootings from all types of genres.

“Here, __, you must be thirsty.” Mrs. Mendieta came from the kitchen with a tray of glasses of water and some snacks. “How are your siblings?” She asked her while they sat on the couch followed by Moka who already smelled the sweet essence of the fruit.

“They’re fine, thanks, annoying as always.” Her answer made them giggle. “Oh, how is the pregnancy going?” __ oldest brother, Esteban and his wife are expecting their first baby, driving all her family crazy with excitement. “Good, if everything goes according to the plan, the baby will be born in April.” 

“Your mother must be crazy.” She adds but Caro clears her throat. The mom topic isn’t one of __ favorite ones lately.

“Yeah, she is, but it’s hard to know if it is for the baby or for the wedding number 3.” She drinks a sip of the water. __’s mother, Lucia is preparing her third wedding, after the divorce of her stepfather Enrique Arteaga, one year was enough for her to get a boyfriend and 5 months later in an awkward dinner announced their engagement. 

It’s not like she didn’t want her mother to start a new chapter in her life, or her fiance. What makes her angry is the way she does things. After her father’s death, when she had 2 years old and her twins siblings 8, the following years were a torment; until 3 years after their mother met Enrique, they were in a relationship for 2 years before they decided to get married; Enrique is the father they lost in a early age; every soccer game, competition, festival, morning breakfast, pick from school and a sidekick, the three siblings found in him.

But suddenly the fights began and before everything became a mess, they decided to end the marriage, 8 years of marriage were resumed in a house sold, and the split of her family. __ chose to live with Enrique and her siblings moved in with her mother, well, just Valentina; Estaban got engaged a year later and 9 months later, they were celebrating a wedding.

“And, where are they spending Christmas?” Mrs. Mendienta changes the subject as quickly as she can. In a cowardly way to face her problems, __ notified her family she will spend the holidays with Caro’s family. Her siblings tried to convince her to at least spend those days with them but deep down her parents know letting her go was the wisest decision.

“Enrique with Raquel’s family and Valentina, she doesn’t know.” The conversation was interrupted by Mar's voice.

“I’m home.” As soon as Mar sees __, just like Caro, she screams and runs to hug her. “Shit, I totally forgot.” She spreads apart and grabs __ face in her hands. “God, how old are you 20?” __ laughs and Caro puts her eyes in white. 

“We are the same age fool.” Mar pushes her sister before __ can answer. “24, and you look so much better than her, how is that possible?” She laughs and hugs one more time.

In the dinner they talked about the news Caro forgot to mention and __ too, Caro’s father was excited too for having her in the holidays, and they all already have a schedule for her, one month of adventures, they resumed it like that.

“Your father must be proud of your work in the vineyard.” Mr. Mendieta mentioned serving the dessert. 

__ is in the last semesters of Agricultural Engineering, and she already had been working to specialize in oenology, the fact Enrique has a small vineyard was one of the main inspirations. 

“Or terrified.” She jokes causing everyone a small laugh. “I just hope to do a great job, and learn everything I can.” 

“That’s for sure honey, also your graduation gives us the perfect excuse to go home even if it is for a couple of days.” It wasn’t a secret that everyone missed Mexico, and being away for 8 years made them miss it more.

[alegocarmadein]

How about 35, 32z and 17 for the writing asks?

17. Talk to me about the minutiae of your current WIP. Tell me about the lore, the history, the detail, the things that won’t make it in the text.

oh god. so it's set in the fae realm, right? I call it Elphame in this fic. And it's this mismatch conglomorate of ideas I've learned, rpg shit, and random fucking ideas. not based on real fae myth, this is fantasy bullshit. So there's these beasts, right? these monstrosous, weird creatures called the First Beasts because they were what first evolved/were created. And over like….millions of years many of these beasts have been hunted down (mostly by humans). They're generally worshipped by various species of the fae realm. we meet at least two, maybe more. But they're ethereal in a way. kinda terrifying? ever see a bug that's so fucken weird you're like. I don't think you're an enemy. but maybe ur an alien so please leave my house/screen. or had a weird crawdad-like thing run over ur foot when you weren't expecting it? yeah like that, like not unheard of just like ah hi what the fuck are you. generally this fic is meant to be a respite. there's not really weird time shenanigins, or fucked up memory stuff, just a classic slow, we're walkin in the forest looking at shit and talking while we head towards our destination. oh look a giant snail. hey did you know i love you. im going to look at you meaninfully and study your features cause i have no clue if we'll ever get home. that shit. not pining…just…lingering. it's also a uh interim? between next of kin & the third story in the series. that ones. gonna be. rough. so we have to be chill in between then and now. god i will get this goddamned story done. someday.

32. What is a line from a poem/novel/fanfic etc that you return to from time and time again? How did you find it? What does it mean to you?

Hm. I am really. really. really. bad at remembering lines. but this segment sticks with me.

"Still, Feels said nothing. Not the house still brought you back to me. Not you were unconscious, you didn't hear how that place still breathed - quiet, yeah, but still there. Not the flies were gone when we left, the dust swept away, the window propped open for us .

Instead, wordlessly, he held his hand out.

An invitation. A question.

Do you trust me? it asked.

Kane took it, and in the silence he gripped it tight."

god the "An invitation. A question." I LOVE that shit in writing. the repeat of similar words but with important meanings that when put one after the other elaborates on the feeling of the story, the imporatance of the end, the meaning behind the action. AHG.

this is my favorite kaf fic. and this whole segment of it is just OH so impactful. i love house horror and i love the house loving you (see thirteen letters). i found it because its a kaf fic- shit i just realized you asked me this rowan, this is going to seem like pandering, i didn't even notice you asked it. well. anyway- the way it's written is really alluring in a way that is very satisfying to read. it is just the type of fic i wish everyone made because it's so good and really just. good fic. 100/10. quality shit. like argh. 

(https://archiveofourown.org/works/44602054)

35. What’s your favorite writing rule to smash into smithereens?

uh keep it tight. fuck keeping it tight. sometimes. you need to linger. SOMETIMES. you need to use fucked up punctuation. SOMETIMES you need to repeat words in a row to emphasize shit. SOMETIMES you need to fuck up your structuring and have it not make sense to get there. to the end. sometimes. you need to linger. sometimes you need to say "fuck consistency we're takin this shit OFF THE TRACKS. WE WILL NOT RAILROAD OURSELVES INTO STEREOTYPICALITY. WE WILL MAKE WEIRD STORIES." 

make weird stories yall.

(i never do ask games so this is very fun. im gonna reblog the list so if theres any anyone wants to ask. ya know. ask.)

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Porque ve a Unidad con otros ojos y eso es de respetar XD para mi lo es x3, espero y te guste esta historia

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La historia se cuenta, a través de una grabadora, todo lo que dice es a través de su perspectiva: 

Ok, creo que esta basura vieja está grabando, muy bien, nunca creí que haría esto, estas cosas humanas de guardar recuerdos hasta el día de su locura *suspiro* muy bien, aquí guardare mis ideas a partir de ahora, seré breve y aquellos que escuchen esto, les advierto, será breve, pero específico jeje…

Hoy iniciamos bien el día, al parecer los ciudadanos mexicanos están creando una agencia de protección civil, en los estados del centro norte de México, se llamará UNIDAD… en resumidas cuentas, creo que participare en esta cosa, de UNIDAD por ahora, quiero ver que tan lejos llegan estos seres humanos…

Día 14 de marzo del 4000, di una conferencia tomando la apariencia de México, y es gracioso, nadie se dio cuenta del cambio, pero tal vez, solo sea porque estaba cubriendo mi cara, pero no lo negaré son un poco ignorantes los de aquí…

15 de marzo de 4000, tengo al verdadero México en una prisión olvidada  *suspiro* no diré cual, por el hecho de que si pierdo este plan, por lo menos no dejare que recuperen a su amado país sano y salvo jeje…

20 de marzo de 4000, El presidente de USA está amenazando al nuevo presidente de México Quetzal Salvador, al parecer no se da cuenta de las incoherencias que dice, jeje… cree que dejaré que me humille de ese modo, no lo creo, solo espera Nicholas Torrio, que tu panza de mammuthus y tu cerebro de hormiga, conocerá la verdadera inteligencia…

22 de marzo, año ya saben cual, hoy despertó México, y no se ve muy bien, tal vez sea porque aún están conquistando áreas de México que no se piensan dejar por los Estadounidenses, el parece que pregunta al aire en donde esta, pero claro, aun no haré presencia, hasta que Quetzal mate a Nicholas, allí empezaré mi plan jejeje…

Día 30 de Marzo, Hoy presencie el odio puro, un grupo de mexicanos golpearon a unos estadounidenses, les decían traidores y asesinos, que belleza de momento, no puedo decir que me tocó un buen día, a partir de ahora, 30 de marzo es mi día favorito jajaja…

2 de abril, vi morir a muchos...y fue MARAVILLOSO, mirar a esa gente llorar, odiar, suplicar, despedirse, ver como esos ojos salen de su cabeza, como los órganos salen, como algunos se los comen jajajaja es hermoso, estos humanos hacen que no me aburra tan rápido y les agradezco mucho eso jajajaja, estos mexicanos si han sido mi mejor elección del universo, nunca espere a seres vivientes tan agresivos como estos, si Sixzero estuviera aquí, apuesto que que se los comería, lastimosamente no esta, es muy triste hubiera sido divertido extinguir este mundo con el… ho bueno…

13 de abril, hoy fue el día, Nicholas Torrio murió, es hora de hacer empezar con lo mejor de este plan jajajajajajajaja…

14 de abril, hoy visite a México, parece deshidratado y hambriento, aunque claro, era normal, pues lo deje así jajajaja, el me pregunto porque mi parecido a él, y me preguntaba por sus ciudadanos, que tierno, se preocupa por ellos, que insolente, creo a un montón de ganado agresivos e irracionales y se preocupa por ellos, que estúpido, pero que se le hará, los países son unos estúpidos.

17 de abril, torture a México como nunca lo haría algún ser vivo, lo soporto bien no lo negaré, aunque creo que debo ser más creativo, esto de hacerlo como lo hacían los antiguos es tonto, y muy poco eficiente con el, tal vez debo saber mas de este país antes de continuar, porque claro le queme partes de su cuerpo, lo golpee hasta desmayarlo, les desgarre partes de su cuerpo y hasta corte brazos y piernas y las volví a unir con hilos y agujas, tal vez debería saber mejor de el…

18 de abril, Hoy vino unos humanos con Quetzal a quejarse, que molesto fue, así que los controle un poco y los eche al matadero jajajaja...estoy aburrido...seguiré leyendo esta tontería de historia de México…

19 de abril, Bueno no puedo decir mucho de esto, ya por el hecho de que al parecer este país es ´´AZTECA´´...ni siquiera sé de qué trata, pero dicen algo de grandes guerreros y esas cosas, pero que no es la única cultura de este país, hay más y es muy complicado para mi pronunciarlos, por Sixzero, no pudieron elegir nombres más sencillos agh...aunque es irónico, de grandes guerreros a silla de otro país, al parecer lo único destacable de este país es ser ´´bueno´´ agh qué estúpido...aunque creo ya saber qué hacer…

19 de abril, mismo día, hoy vi a una mujer y a una niña morir en las garras de los soldados estadounidenses, bueno eso creen ellas jajajajaja digamos que esos soldados los estoy creando yo para mi beneficio, ya que dentro de poco haré que USA y su plaga de egolatras se caigan.

21 de abril, esto es estúpido, creí ya haber encontrado algo para este miserable y aun sigue de pie, y sigue con ´´fe´´ como dicen aquí, al parecer su época como Nueva España si lo hicieron muy resistente, eso o la corrupción, cosa que de por sí eliminar, ese idiota lo haré ver el sufrimiento en persona, el entrometido está haciendo de más, aún necesito a los mexicanos vivos, hasta que  conquiste el país de USA, asique Corrupción...corre…

21 de abril, hoy la corrupción y el narcotráfico murieron… no eran tan fuertes como decían, solo tuve que matar a algunos para debilitarlos, pero claro, como dicen, lo buenos son mas jajajaja…

23 de abril, México aguanto otra tortura, estoy empezando a darme cuenta de que tal vez la tortura física no funciona con el...debo ver otro tipo de tortura...haaaaaa… leer de nuevo no por favor...que país tan complicado…

24 de abril hoy un país llamado Brasil vino a verme, se disculpaba de todo lo sucedido, al parecer le tiene un cariño muy grande a México, jajajajajaja que tonto...aunque…

24 de abril, maldita sea, el brasileño lee las mentiras como si fueran un libro abierto, ahora entiendo todo, estos ´´LATINOS´´ son fuertes porque tienen poderes...con razón México resiste mucho, pero que lo hace tan fuerte a estos países...tengo que seguir observando...aunque claro, nunca dejaré que este imbécil se de cuenta de mi plan...jejeje, tal vez lo deje para el final jajaja, un postre brasileño para el final jajajaja…

25 de abril, hoy vino otro idiota aquí, Argentina, creo… reclamando jajaja, que fácil es decirlo, cuando no eres tu el que está en total caos y que el mundo te a olvidado por completo y que tus supuestos hermanos te ayudarán, palabras más palabras menos que despreciable, lo odio...en serio dije eso...mmm...este es un efecto que no espere, será mejor que averigüe como mantenerlo bajo control...maldición.

27 de abril, hoy estuve estudiando sobre tortura psicológica, no es tan fácil como la física, pero me a mostrado una nueva forma de controlar a los débiles… y de torturar a más gente...si.

29 de abril, hoy probé mi teoría y creo que funcionó, México se callo, lo que hice fue nombrar nombres al azar, pero parece que funciono, al fin y acabo, creo que la fe de este insolente país es la fe a otros países, si esos países le fallan, el pierde...qué irónico, pero claro, él es la silla de los países, todos pueden sentarse sobre él y nunca se quejara jajaja… pues que comience el juego.

5 de mayo, hoy es un día esplendido, lleve a México al puente ahora llamado Río Grande del Bravo, ahora que México y Estados unidos están separados por una gran cantidad de agua crearon este puente, pero bueno, hoy vi mi plan de maravilla, los soldados Estadounidenses no pudieron con mi fuerzas armadas, hasta un avión cayó del cielo jajaja, todo iba tan bien hasta que apareció USA, el bastardo no sabe diferenciarse de México, así que le grite en su cara quién era, y aun así...oh bueno...le dispare justo en la cabeza, no morirá por se un país, y porque aun no elimino a su gente, pero tranquilos no quiero matar a la humanidad así de fácil, quiero divertirme, la guerra es lo mejor jajajajaja.

7 de mayo, Estoy leyendo historia del mundo, al parecer un tal ´´Hittler´´´´Hitli´´ ´´Hilari´´ lo que sea, hizo muchas cosas malas jajajaja, que repulsivo, el poder lo consumió hasta su muerte es una pena que muy poco puedes soportar esto, suicidarse es de cobardes que no soportan sus acciones y tienen que huir con la muerte, que idiota. Y luego conformarse con pocos países que patético, ya ni mi querido Sixzero se conforma con eso, esperen...escuadrón...201...mm...tal vez te he juzgado mal México...saben que olvídalo, me decepcionó de nuevo.

8 de mayo, USA es muy griton y charlatán, pero cuando empieze con el ya no espere que lo trate como princesa, lo tratare como él trata a los demás, exacto, destruyendo desde dentro jijiji.

AHG! MALDICIÓN, CÓMO SE ATREVE ESE ENGENDRO A GOLPEARME, JURO QUE LO QUE LE HARÉ A SU PAÍS NO SERA NADA BUENO, HARÉ QUE EL MISMO SE AUTO DESTRUYA,HARÉ QUE EXPLOTEN SUS EMPRESAS QUE SUS MILITARES SE SUICIDAN, LO HARÉ SUFRIR COMO NUNCA… o tal vez solo necesito de un país ´´bueno´´ para torturarlo, jijiji o USA me diste el arma perfecta para dañar tu ego y tu patética personalidad JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA…

México, México, México, hoy me demostraste tu debilidad, tu confianza a otros, que triste, es muy triste, y yo que casi te admiraba, por tu fortaleza y unión, pero claro, perdiste a muchos, a tus hermanos norte y sur, y luego a las alianzas entre todo el mundo, ni Rusia, ni China, ni España, ni Brasil, ni nadie, todos solo dicen, estarás bien y ya...es solitario verdad, que tus fuerzas se vayan para siempre, pero descuida, no estarás solo, te pondré junto a alguien que de seguro te extraña jajajaja, y cuando conquiste todo USA, iré por Canadá y de allí por toda América jajajajajaja.

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Espero y lo hayan disfrutado =w=

[unidad-mexicana]

La historia se cuenta, a través de una grabadora, todo lo que dice es a través de su perspectiva:

Ok, creo que esta basura vieja está grabando, muy bien, nunca creí que haría esto, estas cosas humanas de guardar recuerdos hasta el día de su locura *suspiro* muy bien, aquí guardare mis ideas a partir de ahora, seré breve y aquellos que escuchen esto, les advierto, será breve, pero específico jeje…

Hoy iniciamos bien el día, al parecer los ciudadanos mexicanos están creando una agencia de protección civil, en los estados del centro norte de México, se llamará UNIDAD… en resumidas cuentas, creo que participare en esta cosa, de UNIDAD por ahora, quiero ver que tan lejos llegan estos seres humanos…

Día 14 de marzo del 4000, di una conferencia tomando la apariencia de México, y es gracioso, nadie se dio cuenta del cambio, pero tal vez, solo sea porque estaba cubriendo mi cara, pero no lo negaré son un poco ignorantes los de aquí…

15 de marzo de 4000, tengo al verdadero México en una prisión olvidada  *suspiro* no diré cual, por el hecho de que si pierdo este plan, por lo menos no dejare que recuperen a su amado país sano y salvo jeje…

20 de marzo de 4000, El presidente de USA está amenazando al nuevo presidente de México Quetzal Salvador, al parecer no se da cuenta de las incoherencias que dice, jeje… cree que dejaré que me humille de ese modo, no lo creo, solo espera Nicholas Torrio, que tu panza de mammuthus y tu cerebro de hormiga, conocerá la verdadera inteligencia…

22 de marzo, año ya saben cual, hoy despertó México, y no se ve muy bien, tal vez sea porque aún están conquistando áreas de México que no se piensan dejar por los Estadounidenses, el parece que pregunta al aire en donde esta, pero claro, aun no haré presencia, hasta que Quetzal mate a Nicholas, allí empezaré mi plan jejeje…

Día 30 de Marzo, Hoy presencie el odio puro, un grupo de mexicanos golpearon a unos estadounidenses, les decían traidores y asesinos, que belleza de momento, no puedo decir que me tocó un buen día, a partir de ahora, 30 de marzo es mi día favorito jajaja…

2 de abril, vi morir a muchos…y fue MARAVILLOSO, mirar a esa gente llorar, odiar, suplicar, despedirse, ver como esos ojos salen de su cabeza, como los órganos salen, como algunos se los comen jajajaja es hermoso, estos humanos hacen que no me aburra tan rápido y les agradezco mucho eso jajajaja, estos mexicanos si han sido mi mejor elección del universo, nunca espere a seres vivientes tan agresivos como estos, si Sixzero estuviera aquí, apuesto que que se los comería, lastimosamente no esta, es muy triste hubiera sido divertido extinguir este mundo con el… ho bueno…

13 de abril, hoy fue el día, Nicholas Torrio murió, es hora de hacer empezar con lo mejor de este plan jajajajajajajaja…

14 de abril, hoy visite a México, parece deshidratado y hambriento, aunque claro, era normal, pues lo deje así jajajaja, el me pregunto porque mi parecido a él, y me preguntaba por sus ciudadanos, que tierno, se preocupa por ellos, que insolente, creo a un montón de ganado agresivos e irracionales y se preocupa por ellos, que estúpido, pero que se le hará, los países son unos estúpidos.

17 de abril, torture a México como nunca lo haría algún ser vivo, lo soporto bien no lo negaré, aunque creo que debo ser más creativo, esto de hacerlo como lo hacían los antiguos es tonto, y muy poco eficiente con el, tal vez debo saber mas de este país antes de continuar, porque claro le queme partes de su cuerpo, lo golpee hasta desmayarlo, les desgarre partes de su cuerpo y hasta corte brazos y piernas y las volví a unir con hilos y agujas, tal vez debería saber mejor de el…

18 de abril, Hoy vino unos humanos con Quetzal a quejarse, que molesto fue, así que los controle un poco y los eche al matadero jajajaja…estoy aburrido…seguiré leyendo esta tontería de historia de México…

19 de abril, Bueno no puedo decir mucho de esto, ya por el hecho de que al parecer este país es ´´AZTECA´´…ni siquiera sé de qué trata, pero dicen algo de grandes guerreros y esas cosas, pero que no es la única cultura de este país, hay más y es muy complicado para mi pronunciarlos, por Sixzero, no pudieron elegir nombres más sencillos agh…aunque es irónico, de grandes guerreros a silla de otro país, al parecer lo único destacable de este país es ser ´´bueno´´ agh qué estúpido…aunque creo ya saber qué hacer…

19 de abril, mismo día, hoy vi a una mujer y a una niña morir en las garras de los soldados estadounidenses, bueno eso creen ellas jajajajaja digamos que esos soldados los estoy creando yo para mi beneficio, ya que dentro de poco haré que USA y su plaga de egolatras se caigan.

21 de abril, esto es estúpido, creí ya haber encontrado algo para este miserable y aun sigue de pie, y sigue con ´´fe´´ como dicen aquí, al parecer su época como Nueva España si lo hicieron muy resistente, eso o la corrupción, cosa que de por sí eliminar, ese idiota lo haré ver el sufrimiento en persona, el entrometido está haciendo de más, aún necesito a los mexicanos vivos, hasta que  conquiste el país de USA, asique Corrupción…corre…

21 de abril, hoy la corrupción y el narcotráfico murieron… no eran tan fuertes como decían, solo tuve que matar a algunos para debilitarlos, pero claro, como dicen, lo buenos son mas jajajaja…

23 de abril, México aguanto otra tortura, estoy empezando a darme cuenta de que tal vez la tortura física no funciona con el…debo ver otro tipo de tortura…haaaaaa… leer de nuevo no por favor…que país tan complicado…

24 de abril hoy un país llamado Brasil vino a verme, se disculpaba de todo lo sucedido, al parecer le tiene un cariño muy grande a México, jajajajajaja que tonto…aunque…

24 de abril, maldita sea, el brasileño lee las mentiras como si fueran un libro abierto, ahora entiendo todo, estos ´´LATINOS´´ son fuertes porque tienen poderes…con razón México resiste mucho, pero que lo hace tan fuerte a estos países…tengo que seguir observando…aunque claro, nunca dejaré que este imbécil se de cuenta de mi plan…jejeje, tal vez lo deje para el final jajaja, un postre brasileño para el final jajajaja…

25 de abril, hoy vino otro idiota aquí, Argentina, creo… reclamando jajaja, que fácil es decirlo, cuando no eres tu el que está en total caos y que el mundo te a olvidado por completo y que tus supuestos hermanos te ayudarán, palabras más palabras menos que despreciable, lo odio…en serio dije eso…mmm…este es un efecto que no espere, será mejor que averigüe como mantenerlo bajo control…maldición.

27 de abril, hoy estuve estudiando sobre tortura psicológica, no es tan fácil como la física, pero me a mostrado una nueva forma de controlar a los débiles… y de torturar a más gente…si.

29 de abril, hoy probé mi teoría y creo que funcionó, México se callo, lo que hice fue nombrar nombres al azar, pero parece que funciono, al fin y acabo, creo que la fe de este insolente país es la fe a otros países, si esos países le fallan, el pierde…qué irónico, pero claro, él es la silla de los países, todos pueden sentarse sobre él y nunca se quejara jajaja… pues que comience el juego.

5 de mayo, hoy es un día esplendido, lleve a México al puente ahora llamado Río Grande del Bravo, ahora que México y Estados unidos están separados por una gran cantidad de agua crearon este puente, pero bueno, hoy vi mi plan de maravilla, los soldados Estadounidenses no pudieron con mi fuerzas armadas, hasta un avión cayó del cielo jajaja, todo iba tan bien hasta que apareció USA, el bastardo no sabe diferenciarse de México, así que le grite en su cara quién era, y aun así…oh bueno…le dispare justo en la cabeza, no morirá por se un país, y porque aun no elimino a su gente, pero tranquilos no quiero matar a la humanidad así de fácil, quiero divertirme, la guerra es lo mejor jajajajaja.

7 de mayo, Estoy leyendo historia del mundo, al parecer un tal ´´Hittler´´´´Hitli´´ ´´Hilari´´ lo que sea, hizo muchas cosas malas jajajaja, que repulsivo, el poder lo consumió hasta su muerte es una pena que muy poco puedes soportar esto, suicidarse es de cobardes que no soportan sus acciones y tienen que huir con la muerte, que idiota. Y luego conformarse con pocos países que patético, ya ni mi querido Sixzero se conforma con eso, esperen…escuadrón…201…mm…tal vez te he juzgado mal México…saben que olvídalo, me decepcionó de nuevo.

8 de mayo, USA es muy griton y charlatán, pero cuando empieze con el ya no espere que lo trate como princesa, lo tratare como él trata a los demás, exacto, destruyendo desde dentro jijiji.

AHG! MALDICIÓN, CÓMO SE ATREVE ESE ENGENDRO A GOLPEARME, JURO QUE LO QUE LE HARÉ A SU PAÍS NO SERA NADA BUENO, HARÉ QUE EL MISMO SE AUTO DESTRUYA,HARÉ QUE EXPLOTEN SUS EMPRESAS QUE SUS MILITARES SE SUICIDAN, LO HARÉ SUFRIR COMO NUNCA… o tal vez solo necesito de un país ´´bueno´´ para torturarlo, jijiji o USA me diste el arma perfecta para dañar tu ego y tu patética personalidad JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA…

México, México, México, hoy me demostraste tu debilidad, tu confianza a otros, que triste, es muy triste, y yo que casi te admiraba, por tu fortaleza y unión, pero claro, perdiste a muchos, a tus hermanos norte y sur, y luego a las alianzas entre todo el mundo, ni Rusia, ni China, ni España, ni Brasil, ni nadie, todos solo dicen, estarás bien y ya…es solitario verdad, que tus fuerzas se vayan para siempre, pero descuida, no estarás solo, te pondré junto a alguien que de seguro te extraña jajajaja, y cuando conquiste todo USA, iré por Canadá y de allí por toda América jajajajajaja.

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Espero y lo hayan disfrutado =w=

[linchxpin]

GET TO KNOW THE BLOGGER.

Can be used for RP and non-RP blogs to get to know a bit about the person behind the screen!

1. FIRST NAME: i go by masha online :v

2. STRANGE FACT ABOUT YOURSELF: when i was five years old, my family and i lived in a nursing home :oc or a. i guess technically it was more of a. oh. i mean it was a nursing home, but it was one that was specifically Set Up to handle seniors and Others with. erm. psychological issues coughs

i still remember some of the residents, and i also remember occasionally helping out with some of them, too. you know. in Very Small Ways bc i was just barely Not a literal toddler lmao

3. TOP THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU FIND ATTRACTIVE ON A PERSON: uhhhfjfkea;gerrr???? i’m automatically drawn to noses for some reason, particularly if they’re. A Certain Shape. also eyebrows/eyelashes thinking emoji and uhhhhh idk i guess maybe hands/wrists?? idek dude i’m frickn asexual as hell lmao

4. A FOOD YOU COULD EAT FOREVER AND NOT GET BORED OF: so i usually say dumplings of any sort and from any cuisine (potstickers, ravioli, empanadas, pirozhki, steamed buns, u name it), but i was recently reminded that scotch eggs are A Thing and

inhales

5. A FOOD YOU HATE: HOMINY......... CAULIFLOWER............. whispers asparagus hhhhh i also can’t do stewed tomatoes oh g o d

6. GUILTY PLEASURE: right now it’s probably dollmakers and watching hetalia mmd videos on youtube lmao lies down

7. WHAT DO YOU SLEEP IN: whatever clothes i wore the day before finger guns

8. SERIOUS RELATIONSHIPS OR FLINGS: i mean probably neither, but if i had to choose, i’m. a little bit. ??? toward flings 6_6

9. IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN THE PAST AND CHANGE ONE THING ABOUT YOUR LIFE, WOULD YOU AND WHAT WOULD IT BE: g o d. the two biggest things i can think of are that i wouldn’t have dropped out of school rip i guess maybe in the long run it wouldn’t have changed much in the way of my schooling, but. idk. maybe i’d still have a friend or two rip

the other is that i wish i’d managed to live alone longer than i had

10. ARE YOU AN AFFECTIONATE PERSON: to those i know well, yes

11. A MOVIE YOU COULD WATCH OVER AND OVER AGAIN: fjife;a kung fu panda 2 lmao also honestly a lot of the x-men movies fall under this for some reason

12. FAVORITE BOOK: a little princess, house of leaves, on the beach, and almost anything by h.g. wells, but especially war of the worlds. also i can’t not mention the secret garden and little women

13. YOU HAVE THE OPPORTUNITY TO KEEP ANY ANIMAL AS A PET, WHAT DO YOU CHOOSE: i mean, i admit i am the type of person who is inordinately happy keeping dogs as pets bc they pretty much hit every one of my Needs for a pet, but the idea of owning like. something really really Big and fluffy Sends Me ngl

WAIT LET ME COME IN DAYS LATER AND ADMIT THAT HAVING A PET SEAL WOULD PROBABLY BE MY DOWNFALL

14. TOP FIVE FICTIONAL SHIPS [IF YOU ARE AN RP BLOG, YOU CAN USE YOUR OWN SHIPS AS WELL]: oh lord UHHHH don’t judge me ok but my favorites are probablyyyy 

) beerus/whis (dragon ball) ) euroshipping kaiba/bakura (yugioh) ) sora/kairi/riku (kingdom hearts) ) i think it’s called stormshipping now?? fubuki/manjoume (yugioh gx) ) bad friends trio OT3 (hetalia)

y. yeah. tried to go with a Variety of different fandoms rip

15. PIE OR CAKE: whichever one cheesecake counts as >8| but honestly probably pie, bc i frickn love pumpkin pie, chocolate silk pie, lemon meringue pie, cherry pie, key lime pie, hershey’s cookies & cream pie-- i mean the list is practically endless lmao

16. FAVORITE SCENT: SO MANY. cucumber melon, aloe vera, lysol, rubbing alcohol, BLEACH......... sweet pea, gardenia, actual rose, actual vanilla, ginger, white tea g o d you will find me literally standing in the soap and body wash aisle for a good thirty to forty-five minutes just smelling what they offer there lmao......................

17. CELEBRITY CRUSH: idk uhhhh weird al? lmao

18. IF YOU COULD TRAVEL ANYWHERE, WHERE WOULD YOU GO: I WANT TO GO TO RUSSIA SOMEDAY but also i’d love to revisit sorrento and capri and florence and assisi 

19. INTROVERT OR EXTROVERT: in the middle-ish but leaning somewhat heavily toward introvert :v

20. DO YOU SCARE EASILY: i am a very Jumpy person lmao but. other than that, it really depends on what you’re doing to scare me thinking emoji history has shown me i tend to keep a cool head in emergencies

21. IPHONE OR ANDROID: telegram. ya whippersnapper *tapdances out*

22. DO YOU PLAY ANY VIDEO GAMES: at the moment? no orz but i still consider myself fans of games like animal crossing, kingdom hearts, twewy, uhhhhh monster hunter, super smash brothers, MARIO KART.... and also majora’s mask is probably my all-time favorite game thinking emoji

i’m also a big fan of star fox and any number of survival horror games, but they’re generally too Difficult for me to actually play rip

23. DREAM JOB: god for probably like ten years or more i’ve dreamed of being a comic creator lies down i’ve pretty much given up on that one tho. but i’d also just Love being able to do something related to drawing-- especially in animation. i also will always mourn not being able to be a teacher bc i love the act itself of teaching, but. well. mornings and me Do Not Mix. so. when i’m feeling more practical, the truth is i want very much to be a hospice nurse

24. WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH A MILLION DOLLARS: l o r d firST THING-- get my education squared up and out of the way >:u and probably also pay off my student debt i already have. hrmmm. maybe buy a house. definitely move out, that’s for sure. take my mom to italy and/or ireland

25. FICTIONAL CHARACTER YOU HATE: iiiiiii. er. i mean, i can’t think of any off the top of my head?? i don’t tend to hate characters tbh scratches head the most i get is neutral toward them lmao

26. FANDOM THAT YOU WERE ONCE A PART OF BUT AREN’T ANY LONGER: well. i kinda tend to cycle through old fandoms, so i can’t really think of any that i was once part of that i also have no interest whatsoever in going back to

i guess there’s some that i hesitate to get drawn too deeply into, just bc of their reputations or. honestly sometimes just bc i’m Just Not That Into It lmao

i could maaaybe put star wars here? bc it was technically my very first fandom back when i was like ten years old and the phantom menace had just come out fjfie;ahg YES I AM THAT OLD SHHH i was really into it at the time, and i still enjoy the universe itself and all, but. i can’t say i’ve felt compelled to really Join The Fandom

tagged by. whispers stolen from @sakuraari​

[arodrwho]

cr 2.87 lb

everybodye gonna die again

oh are we running? ok cool

eyyy sentinel

oh bless! nice!

caaaaleb failed a death save

i was just saying earlier i was mildly concerned caleb would need to be rez’d

oooooooo THANK U CAD

well gosh my dudes

“how can i protect my caleb : (” “well.. look out for #1 first” HELL YEAH i’m v proud of you nott!!

“caduceus…! protect my caleb!!” CALLLLLBACK!!

oh DAMN a nat 20! poetic…………

god i love rogues

“17…. you are swallowed” [nott voice] aAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[liam voice] sheisse

lmfao

anyway Ca Y L E B

he’ll be fine tho

“the caedogeist vanishes into the floor—& pops up—& she is going to [something] obann the punished” fU C K YEAH

nat20?????

oh PLEASE give her the kill

pleas e it would be so satisfying!!!!!!

aw narts

hey gross!!!

“start wailing on this guy” u mad abt ur friend

“spit! out! the wizard!!” heck yeah man!!!!

oof a miss

COOL THO

“caleb turns into a giant ape” fucking incredible caleb. i love you. i LOVE you.

28, holy shit dude

that 5 second flash-smile at “that was unexpected” was rly endearing

which feels weird to say abt a stranger, but,

NICE one taliesin!!

inflinct wOUND S

it never goes well for her but maybe--

:(

“an old priest, and a young priest. an old priest… and a young priest” lmao

canonically mobile goblin ears!!!!!!!

THANK U sam

“i lost him. he’s gone. matt is also dming another game” djkghdkgh

“sneak attack…?” “no cause you had disadvantage on the attack” “ahg, you’re right. you’re always right……….”

“i guess i’m just gonna stand there, cos i don’t know what’s going on in there!” nott is showing actual self-preservation instincts & while i am very delighted i’m also kinda unnerved like

nott

is that u

have u been bodysnatched

not once but TWICE she has put her own wellbeing first & that ! is HOG of WILD!!

u savEd fjord, thakn u

taliesin looks vry stressed

oof u can’t , save, yasha

oh!! she’ll be fine! good

fuck you dnd beyond overlay i don’t want to know what their health is

i want to be HORRIFIED and SURPRISED when they fall unconscious

o man o boy o cad my dude

CAD is getting ATE

and NO BODY KNO W S

“i SAID! PUKE! UP! OUR! WIZARD!”

aw interrupt :(

NOOOO she’s unconscious

goodnight beau

“gorilla caleb is too incensed & is just wailing on the thing”

“31 points of bludgeoning damage” nice!

[taliesin, quietly] help

[description of attack] [taliesin again, quietly] help

bruh somebody gonna die this battle

“u can feel thousands and thousands of tiny teeth tearing across ur body” “tearing across my body” lmao

“oh, this is interesting” oh it’s always fun when he says that “i’m gonna cast… i’m gonna cast, uh, vampiric touch” oooo the rude spell! nice

thank u for saving beau yasha

“as if to a dog?” “as if to a dog” lmao but also ouch

barnacles spell failed fuck

“see if i can keep beau safe” hey gosh

thank god u got a potion nott thank u

fjord aAAAA almo S T

oh fuck. oh FU C K

ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok oK

it’s fine it’s fine it’s fine they’re all gonna die but iT’S FINE

oh THANK GOD just 1 death save ok ok ok she’s down 2 but. she could still b ok she could still make it’s fiNE

jester is unconscious and we are so fucked. we are SO FUCKED.

oh fuck oh hell oh god

oh fuuuuuuuck

caedogeist PLEASE

this would be so satisfying come onnnnnnn

the caedogeist DESERVES this

sAY IT SAY IT SAY IT SA Y    IT

“how do i wanna do this” god i love this

oh a laura hug!!!!!!!!!!!!

this is so great

this is SO GREAT

THAT IS SO FUCKIN METAL

“i immediately stand up and bonus action mass healing word as soon as i can”

why are we stil in initiative blease i’m sad

hey beau. hey. hey beau

oh thank god

beau could’ve DIED

“can i get a hug” “not my type” sjdhgkdjfgh

“i got a heal for you when you’re ready” hey gosh

“giant ginger gorilla” lskdhgkdjfgh what a detail liam

i am glad caleb is checking on beau tho that’s good

good friendo

“smells like caleb. i think it’s caleb” lmao

“...there’s no response” :(((((

“maybe he’s still fighting” maybe? or maybe he’s unconscious or maybe he’s D E A D

“do u mind. checking ahead” caduceus i’m sad

“i could go with you” yasha i love you so much. i would die for you.

“maybe cape-leb could go with us” y E A H BOI

idk where all this character development for nott came from????????? i love her

“caleb. carry me” [gorilla noises] [picks up beau] excellent

caleb stop that.

“giant hand. just way too large ruffles her hair” caleb you’re so obnoxious

“i’m doing much better now thank you. i’m okay” [big ape hug] “ohhhkay ohkay, be aware of your surroundings”

“i’ll take a big swig of booze and—” someone hug NOTT

“we’re the mighty nein” “they’re here, we found them!!” “who’s looking for us” that’s a damn good question bruh

is it the soul or

oh gross!

“archivist cathadok” or however u spell it

cooooool good 2 see u

pumat :(

“it’s been a while since i got to flex the ol pumuscles” “ha! ha! ha!” ……...OH

i didn’t realize until

okay i was just like pumat like ah! a fun pun! but. poo muscles………….

“okay, sleepy time” i love. pumat

i didn’t get why everyone loved pumat so much before & assumed it was residual gilmore love but actually the more we see of him

i genuinely love pumat

is caleb hiding hisface

caleeeeb…..

“and u are not to leave my sight” oh dear dude

“seemingly quite messy” lmfao

doot doot doot y’all walkin

“you’re not unknown figures to the people that are here”

haha upsetting!! caleb my guy this is just like

a REAL bad day for u

on the upside tho u got! friend back! is good!!

“i gather them and—” oh gosh you’re gonna “i’m going to put them in my book” y e a h

that’s sad & very good. i love you yasha.

idk what caleb moment i missed, but

i def missed one bc liam started to say sth before th stream cut out (curse u internet)

oh boy. herded into the street

tumblr informs me that caleb said “this is going to be such an interesting day. so many people to meet. i love this city” so like

he is indeed havin a real bad time

oh are they being herded somewhere in particular that ISN’T the cobalt soul? based on a few posts i think they’re being herded somewhere in particualr that isn’t the cobalt soul

i was not aware of this

due to spotty internet

i am now afraid!

oh does caleb scratch his scars while he says that also? terrible! i love it!

shimmer ward :)

that’s fun :))

u can see soltryce :)))

u can see the candles :))))))

caleb! is suffering!!

“i just walk up & i just grab caleb’s hand & i just say ‘hey! we’re here with you!’” hey gosh

i’m soft

also i can hear the shippers now so let me just say: UGHHHHHHHHH

GO AW A   Y

i love caleb suffering

it is.. good! it’s good

“we’re going to rely on your experience have you ever been in this chamber before?” lmfao y’all he doesn’t know ALL of rexxentrum

good thoughts nott

“caleb is going to just slide down the wall and pull his gore-covered cloak” o buddy,

this is very soft

“i was on the fence” “fair” lmao

“i’ve never had anything above my head but my hair, and maybe sometimes if things are flying around” lmao yasha i love you

huh.

that’s an interesting question nott

“why are you speaking differently” “he got kicked by a donkey in zadash. messed up his head. forgot who he was” okay that WAS funny until you made the other rude comments

“i decided to give it a go, because fuck it”

“this is actually not the way, that i talk” “what” “i was just. kidding” i love you yasha

also WOW fjord that honesty though

goddamn

“bathed in a total cold sweat” oh caleb

“why are you so stressed caleb” “oh yasha. he’s just rly got to fart. he’s holding it in  i can see it on his face he is sweating so much” “i am not one to judge so” lmadgkjfgh

“don’t look at my pumuscles” fucK

anyway yasha uh

u been away a while so i guess it makes sense that u forgot abt caleb’s backstory

“it’s also just possible that we did a good thing and good things are gonna happen? i’m not saying i’m always right but i’ve been right before”

“i’ll take a big swig” “oh no” lmao my thoughts exactly

“[something] now?” “what” “no” i would rag on caleb for being passive aggress but honestly it’s a miracle he’s this put together rn so

he gets a pass

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

“you are to leave your weapons within the chamber”

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

fucking NICE bro

good job nott

“i bring my fists because they’re always with me” lmao

oooof

oooooooooff

u don’t have ur crystal bro that’s not good

that’s ur wildmother symbol no?

:(

oh boy oh boy oh boy who’s THERE

8 figures huh

haha fear

waddup dude are u the king

yea ur the king

sup

agender halfelf whaddUP who the fuck are YOU

the curator we heard about before or

HELL YEAH

udala fon? sweet

ALLURAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

o waddup it’s oremid

and daleth oh boy. oh boy.

oh boy.

hahahhahaha oh boy.

jaundiced oh no

yeah it’s trent

yeah

fuck

caleb my buddy my boy my pal

cay. leb.

are you. okay.

i mean obviously you are not okay but.

hhhhhhh oh man.

holy shit cad is so fucking nervous

“you look.. perhaps not as educated as one would assume” oh RUDE bitch

“thank you” cad. i love you. best possible response

TELL THEM ABOUT THE THING

THE CLOAK THING DUDE

oh no you said jester’s full name in front of trent

oh no

oh. no

hhahahahah i have. fear

caleb is having some emotions on his face right now but i don’t know whatall they are

sads? contempt? exhaustion? jus extreme dissociation?

“she really doesn’t joke. ever”

lmfao travis

counting on his fingers

holy shit bro

“don’t make me roll initiative here” lm ao

oh no oh n o

--hhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

oh fuck.

“they seemed to be RESPONSIVE to the word of these esteemed [something positive savior word]”

oh FUCK.

oh FUCK oh FUCK oh FU   C   K

“what have been your dealings with the bright queen” hhhahhahahahaha

good, good, lean on the spy thing

“she REALLY wants her fuckin beacon back” ljhdfgh beau i love you

also WOW you went there!!!!!!!

sorry what

on caleb????

what did i MISS the stream skipped over

FU CK

hhh

hhhhhhhh

i got fear bro

yikes yikes

that sure is some Mission Givening

hhhoooooo

hey allura love u

how’s it go

“par for the course” dghfg caleb

yasha almost forgot 2 say her name. relatable

D: pls be ok allura

“10 ft behind ludinus, and in the process of gathering robes over 1 shoulder & abt to turn in your direction” hahaha oh shit

hide ur face caleb

“impressive business, isn’t it?” hhh

“especially you bren”

fuck.

FUCK.

hey uh. fuck.

“should i go kill him” “no no probably not” hh

“i was making a bit of a joke but”

hhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

hhhhhhhhhh

hh

hhhhh

hh

h

hh

h

h

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

hhh

h

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hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

hhhhhhhh

h

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

hhhhhhhhhhhhhh

h

hh

hhhh

hhhhhhhhhhhh

FUCK YOU MATTHEW MERCER

HOW DARE YOU END IT THERE

COME THE FUCK ON MAN YOU REALLY EXPECT ME TO SURVIVE ANOTHER WEEK

i am DYING matthew

i am DYING

i am DYING VERY HARD

shit ufkc of HELL my dude

YEAH marisha did GREAT i’m delighted

i’d say proud but that’s weird bc i don’t know her

i AM proud of beau tho

anyway FU C   K

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❀DRAWN JANUARY 17, 2019❀

(this was my first art with lots of style changes! <3)

HELLO!!!!!! I'M SO EXCITED AND SO PROUD AOIDSFJSODIGJDFIOGJ I THINK ... I DID IT ... I THINK ... I MIGHT ACTUALLY BE ... mostly SATISFIED ... FOR ONCE ... So anyway, do y'all remember this handy dandy journal I keep mentioning everywhere?~ Style changes But I'll just ... do a little repeat~ So basically ... So, I was looking through my old art and noticed some things ... though I've obviously improved a good deal, especially, I think, in regards to colouring skill and anatomy, I feel like there was something rather "different" about my art back then. Something unrelated to the technicalities, but more along the lines of my art style itself. Though my style has always looked relatively uniform (even up to about 7/8 years ago which by the way is a lot of my life), I've noticed a few things. First of all, I think my lineart has gotten thicker in recent months. I've been having to use sharpies and black markers more to clean up muddiness, which leads me to my second observation: I was bad at colouring back then and so I didn't really press down hard or blend that many colours, and therefore my art was actually more "pastel" and less vibrant. Though I think I've improved at colouring and would never stop blending, I do hate the vibrancy of my art, being honest (I feel like people think this is one of the only good things about my style tbh, whereas it's really just a property of the tools I'm using). Because my art was less dark in colour, it didn't look so muddy or require thick lineart. I also feel there was something different about the faces ... other than the facial anatomy mistakes XD And it seems more fluid to me. I think I had a wider variety of poses I liked to draw. So in this drawing, I not only tried my best to revive those aspects of my older style, but other people were telling me I need to make my art more dynamic and that my usual art is ... a bit on the boring side (I don't mean to say they meant it offensively, it's just what it is. Don't take it the wrong way  ), so I tried to spice it up a bit! (jeez ... that sentence was long XD) Anyway, I tried an art nouveau inspired background here (if you didn't know, my style is intended to be art nouveau + anime, and if you google this combination you'll see art that basically looks like I could have drawn it ) and I also DID A POSE FROM THE BACK. I'm ... embarrassingly bad ... like so bad you wouldn't want to see it ... at different angles and perspective in general so I'M PROUD, BITCHES, FOR ONCE I'M PROUD!!! I used a mild reference, but not too heavily. On to the actual art. This piece was a real challenge to do, and I think it paid off but I will be only sparingly doing full art like this. For one thing, I'll be soon getting bigger paper, so I might have to take photos ahg teach me how to do this instagram senpais ;v;, and it will be too huge to fill up. January is also busy for me so I won't have time to take on experiments (I have y'all's contest prizes to do nwn and by the way, I'll be having another contest on the 21st so be ready!!). This was a pretty time consuming piece. IT WAS HARD NOT TO SPAM THE SHARPIE SO I HAD TO BE CAREFUL WITH LINES QAQ I PRAY IT DOESN'T LOOK BUSY OR VIBRANT!!! PLEASE DON'T BE LIKE "OH VIBRANCY SENPAI, IT'S SO COLOURFUL!!!" X'D lmao it's supposed to be pastel and colourful, but not """vibrant""" ... I hope I accomplished this   Anywaaaaaaaaaaay, this character belongs to the AMAZING, GORGEOUS, TALENTED AND ULTRA NICE SIF-Y!!!! I'M SO HONOURED TO HAVE MET YOU AND TRADED WITH YOU!!! Nana's such a cute li;l boy oh goodness ;; v ;; I had fun here! Please note me your address so I can mail it to you, if you're still interested in receiving it nvn <3 Thank you all for viewing! ♥♥♥ IT MEANS A LOT ~

[miriyos]

hey, i just read the first chapter of ahg and i love it a Lot, your writing is so so good but i wanted to ask you,,, dont you think 17-12 is too big of a difference? geno is pretty much an adult, and sid isnt even a teen - i was wondering how you were planning on going about that? doesnt it seem weird that geno would fall for him? - also i dont mean to be rude at all, and im so sorry if i am - i just wanted to know if they’re gonna be older before anything to decide if im gonna keep reading it?

It’s not rude at all, really! I understand

There’s 4 or 5 parts I have pre-written and they don’t get married until Sid is 16. It’s historical (but also fantasy based ‘cause magic & stuff) so the characters are going to be younger. That’s kind of the struggle though with writing pre-arranged historical-esque marriages.

My thought process in creating such a large age gap is: 

(1) “historical accuracy” and 

(2) keeping in mind that while Sid is a mostly uneducated son of a fisher, Evgeni is an educated prince. 

In order for Sid to properly learn magic and become educated, it’s easier for children to absorb knowledge/skills than for more developed adults. It also takes time.

In future chapters I did write a little more about their courting and the conflict of courting someone significantly younger (from Geno’s perspective). And when they do get married and consummate, it’s not very graphic. It’s more of a flowery experience overall.

I don’t think I wrote far enough to really delve into it, but there is supposed to be a soulbond between them. So it isn’t necessarily that Evgeni thought Sid was attractive at age 12, as so much they felt a pull (not necessarily of a sexual nature) to be together.

If the age gap is too too uncomfortable, I can always write Sid to be 18 when they marry.

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Dragon Age OC/Inquisitor Profile

BASICS

Full Name:  Felan (fey-LAUN, but FEY-lihn is also acceptable pronunciation to him) Fen’an Lavellan

Nickname(s):  “Snow” - Varric, at first (because of his hair and eye colour - he later stops at Dorian’s behest) and then “Spitfire” on occasion after that; “Ickle” - Sera (she thinks it’s hilariously ironic given Felan’s tall height for an elf); “Fae” - Dorian (at Haven, Dorian tells Felan it’s not just because it’s an alternative spelling to the way the first syllable of his name is said, but also because Felan’s “glowy hand” and humming after battle makes him think of the stories of Firesprites in the Korcari Wilds)

Age:  24 at the Conclave, 27-28 during Trespasser

Gender:  Male

Pronouns:  He/him

Sexuality:  Gay

OTHERS

Family:  Felan’s mother, Una, was a city elf born in the alienage of Starkhaven.  She met Felan’s father, Fen’an, while he was doing trade off and on in the city for his clan.  They became smitten with each other soon after.  Tired of the treatment of elves in the alienage, and the pretentious luxury and grandeur of the rest of the city, Una eventually ran away with Fen’an, as she had no more living relatives in Starkhaven to keep her there, either.  Fen’an was the clan’s long-standing Master until he, along with a few other clan members, were killed when Felan was 22 during a treacherous ambush in a trade with humans gone awry.  Unfortunately later on, Una and Vienne do not survive the attack on the Lavellan clan in Wycome.

Birthplace:  Somewhere outside Tantervale, near the Minanter River where the Lavellan clan stayed for a time

Occupation:  Prior to Inquisitor and assassin specialisation:  Master of clan Lavellan after his father’s death; he then relinquishes his “title” and duties to Aridhel Lavellan a couple months later.  Felan takes on the job of one of the clan’s best hunters and weapons crafters until he leaves approx. four months following that.  He periodically checks in with the clan to see his mother and Vienne, so he stays relatively close, even when it isn’t to their knowledge at times (which he prefers).  Prior to the events of the Conclave, he briefly comes back as the result of Aridhel and Vie’s combined pleadings.  Keeper Deshanna and the clan’s hahren then request of Felan to be a spy on the talks at the temple as retribution for his “slights” against the clan, and a way to be welcomed back with open arms.  Felan very, very reluctantly accepts.

Fears:  Losing those he cares about and failure.  Though he also suffers PTSD after his father's death, and the fall of Haven worsens it.  Occasionally heavy snowfalls trigger panic attacks.

Guilty Pleasures:  Learning about magic, expensive wine, having Dorian read to him, seeing if he can make Cassandra blush or smile, and visiting with his favourite terrifying undead steed, Dearg (JAIR-ahg) in the stables! :D

Hobbies:  Once Felan eventually learns how to read fully, he enjoys that a great deal; learning to fight with a sword & shield, drinking with Sera and Varric, blade crafting and weapons modification  

APPEARANCE

Eye colour:  Very pale, icy blue

Hair colour:  White

Height:  approximately 5’9 / 178cm

Scars:  He has quite a lot, especially on his arms, but his most prominent are the ones on his right brow and the right side of his nose which he got during the attack on his clan before he joined the Inquisition.  And he later gets a pretty bad scar beneath his left pectoral muscle from an injury involving an arrow.

Burns:  Of course!  He’s fought enough enemy mages, fire-breathing dragons, and has both heroically, and idiotically run into burning buildings aplenty.  Technically, the scar from the arrow injury also involves scarring from cauterisation, too. 

  Overweight:  Nope.

Underweight:  Though some humans would say otherwise, no.  He’s actually got a decent amount of muscle for an elf, but is still lithe.

HAVE THEY

Had sex:  Yess

Had sex in public:  Technically speaking?  Uh.. yeahh... shh...

Kissed a man:  Yep!

Kissed a woman:  Romantically?  No.

Gotten tattoos:  His June vallaslin when he was 17, and then at some point when he is 25 and travelling in Val Royeaux, he gets the alchemical symbol for fire (triangle) connected to the ends of the vallaslin going down his biceps for Dorian :)

Gotten piercings:  No

Had a broken heart:  Yes, twice (in the romantic sense)

Been in love:  Twice, Dorian being the last<3

Stayed up for more than 24 hours:  Felan has insomnia, so it’s more than likely.

ARE THEY

A virgin:  Ohhh no haha

A cuddler:  Yep, he loves physical affections

A kisser:  Very much so, and isn’t afraid of PDA unless it makes his partner uncomfortable

A smoker:  He’ll smoke elfroot on occasion if he really wants to sleep, especially because it prevents nightmares

Scared easily:  Besides his PTSD triggers, no.

Jealous easily:  He’s only jealous of those who haven’t experienced prejudices or have lived relatively “normal” lives.

Trustworthy:  Yes, it’s something he prides himself on being

Dominant:  Yes

Submissive:  Definitely not, though he would be to Dorian in bed.  But Dorian veryyy rarely allows it.

Single:  Quite the opposite!

MORALS

Morality Alignment:  Felan stumbles in between Chaotic Good & Chaotic Neutral at different points in his life

Sins: Desire / Despair / Envy / Fear / Hunger / Pride / Rage / Sloth

Virtues: Charity / Diligence / Humility / Justice / Kindness / Patience / Restraint

THIS - OR - THAT

introvert/extrovert:  introvert mostly

organized/disorganized:  organised

close minded/open-minded:  very open-minded

calm/anxious:  calm when it counts (especially in battle), but is prone to panic/anxiety attacks

disagreeable/agreeable:  Most on his good side would say agreeable

cautious/reckless:  Ugh, reckless!

patient/impatient:  He leans more towards being impatient, because of his recklessness lol. Fae also has no patience for bullshit.

outspoken/reserved:  A good bit of both

leader/follower:  Reluctant leader - he fails to see he’s good at it, and also refuses to follow

empathetic/unempathetic:  empathetic

optimistic/pessimistic:  Cynical optimist

traditional/modern:  A bit more modern than most Dalish, he breaks away from quite a lot of tradition

hard-working/lazy:  very hard-working

RELATIONSHIPS

OTP:  FaeDor! haha  Dorian & Felan ♥

Acceptable Ships:  Felan & Cullen as they were together for a little over 3 months sometime after they met.  And Felan & Aridhel, who were together from the time Fae was 17 until he left the clan at 22.

OT3:  None - Fae is very monogamous once he’s in a relationship

BROTP:  Felan/Cullen when things smooth over with them, Felan/Sera, Felan/Varric, Felan/Cass, Felan/Leliana, at times Felan/Harritt, and Felan/the Bog Unicorn lmao

NOTP:  Since he’s gay, no women, obviously lol.  And nothing against Bull personally, but Felan doesn’t trust him, so he wouldn’t bed or end up with him.

RANDOM

Recruited the mages or Templars?:  Mages because magic interests Felan greatly and he was hoping the Anchor was magic-related enough to be removed after closing the Breach.  He also wasn’t sure how trustworthy the Templars would’ve been, despite Cullen’s insistence on the matter.

Who did they leave in the Fade during Hear Lies the Abyss?:  Stroud :(  Purely for my selfish reasons because the thought of a romanced Fenris finding out Hawke was left in the Fade guts me.  I can’t think about that.  Not to mention how crushed Varric would’ve been.

I “tag” anyone who’d like to do this themselves or even tweak it to fit their non-DA OCs!! :)  And my asks are always open, so feel free to pop in there if you’d like to know anything more about Felan!