#ahem who said that?
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Boris Karloff, Marguerite Churchill and Warren Hull in publicity shots for The Walking Dead 1936.
#they all look amazing in the first photo especially#their eyes just go right through you#boris karloff#Marguerite Churchill#Warren Hull#The Walking Dead 1936#publicity shot#promo shots#karloff in the 1930s#1930s#karloff in the movies#1930s movies#classic horror actor#classic actor#old hollywood actor#1930s horror#william henry pratt#karloff the uncanny#classic movie actor#my posts#makes me want to write fanfic where their three characters become a polycule tbh#ahem who said that?
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work all night on a drink of rum
daylight come and me wan go home
stack banana til the morning come
daylight come and me wan go home
come mr tallyman tally me banana
daylight come and me wan go home
come mr tallyman tally me banana
daylight come and me wan go home
lift six foot seven foot eight foot bunch
daylight come and me wan go home
six foot seven foot eight foot bunch
daylight come and me wan go home
day
me say dayo
daylight come and me wan go home
day
me say day
me say day
me say dayo
daylight come and me wan go home
a beautiful bunch of ripe banana
daylight come and me wan go home
hide the deadly black tarantula
daylight come and me wan go home
lift six foot seven foot eight foot bunch
daylight come and me wan go home
six foot seven foot eight foot bunch
daylight come and me wan go home
day
me say dayo
daylight come and me wan go home
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me say day
me say day
me say dayo
daylight come and me wan go home
come mr tallyman tally me banana
daylight come and me wan go home
come mr tallyman tally me banana
daylight come and me wan go home
dayo
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daylight come and me wan go home
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me say day
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daylight come and me wan go home
#someone suggested i turn off reblogs. to that i say. i’m not a fucking quitter#esp when i get to see my husband dancing in my notifs every time this gets a note#since this reached 30k notes i wanted to say that people in the notes saying you shouldn’t feel safe around horses are right#story time :) when i was very little i got kicked in the face by a horse.#obviously this is very dangerous and i could have been concussed but there was no bleeding or bruising or no teeth knocked out#so my family didn’t believe me and even tried to convince me that it never happened at all. accused me of lying about it#it was specifically my grandma (who i realized much later in life was extremely emotionally abusive) who insisted i was lying.#but i remember it clearly. i know that it happened. i know that it struck my front teeth and knocked me to the ground#and i have never felt safe around horses since <3 or my family actually#ahem. i always felt safe around my grandparents. ‘‘not anymore’’ said knife grandma#are you still reading this?#you just lost the game
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bro’s about to do something stupid (and likely illegal)
#i love you my favorite morally ambiguous geezer#i think i have an obsession with this old man he’s all i’ve been drawing recently#probably because he’s obviously the best character#ahem#ummmm#anyway#gravity falls#stanley pines#mabel pines#dipper pines#gravity falls fanart#my art#rystiart#yeahg#kissing him on the mouth#i mean. what?????? huh#who said that
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It will be a joint q&a but since they cant call it pinof because of dan's rebranding they call it Phil Howell and announce they're married
points are being made
#sorry to everyone but i dont think pinof is returning. its dead and should stay dead. it had its time. it went out well#its an excellent time capsule of dnp yknow. 10 years. across all of their eras.#like i dont even know what a post coming out pinof would look like. i dont think i want it.#i *am* absolutely all over them doing a fr ama together though.#cmon. pull down that Murphy bed and use it for once#ahem who said that#dnp#c.text#dan and phil#phan#answered
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[ a 'lesson' of obedience ]
ft. @oneiroy's ryssrael
#fornax#ryssrael#gpose#femroe#au roe#the sun and star#pirate au#ahem. anyways. listen. there's just something about big intimidating guard dog being under tight reigns of their captain...................#a guard dog who never knew they desired affection until said captain gave it to them#and they gradually become more obedient and loyal even if she's using it to her advantage (for a while at first)#(but oops WATCH OUT things do become genuine between them. eventually. i'm eating up the power dynamics in this au ok)
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Hii can i say that canon Mirancina height difference makes me insane. Miranda's model is roughly 6'0ft tall and Alcina is 9'6ft canonically
And despite the fact that Alcina is sitting in your previous art, she still needs to bend down so Miranda would be able to comfortably reach her hair <3
Their height difference makes me just hghgrhghrhhghrhghh. Miranda's model clocks in at 6'1 with shoes, no halo, which means she just barely reaches Alci's waist. Big lady gotta bend in half for smooches 😩
(let it be known I wanted to reply with a follow-up drawing for the grey-streak art but body is objecting to drawing tonight so repost it is)
#TOXIC LESBIANS SIZE DIFFERENCE IS EVERYTHING TO ME#Ahem. Who said that.#lady dimitrescu#mirancina#captain's art log#captain answers
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Hello JDatE enjoyers, here's my lineup of the main trio. Single refs below the cut!
#jdate#john dies at the end#john cheese#david wong#amy Sullivan#mars art#johns design is very elusive... trying to nail him down#ahem. who said that
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*death grips your shoulders* MY SELF CONTROL IS DYING. I AM LOSING IT. LOOK AT HIM. HIS WAIST IS LITERALLY CALLING MY NAME. I NEED TO HOLD IT. RIGHT NOW. OR I WILL SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUST.
*grips your hand on my shoulder equally tight*
*leans in*
YEAH. I KNOW RIGHT? I'M LOOKING AT HIM. I'M VERY MUCH LOOKING AT HIM. I IN FACT AM LOOKING VERY DISRESPECTFULLY. OH YEAH AND ITS DEFINITELY CALLING FOR A LOT MORE THINGS. LIKE SOME ATTENTION. MAYBE I SHOULD JUST RIDE-
#mutuals#blue lock#isagi yoichi#Ask#Zender#ahem. who said that.#girlfriend fc#yoichi isagi#But oh god WHY IS IT SO CURVY OH MY GOOD LORD#isagi yoichi x reader
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"other guys joke that theyre not allowed to bring you around their wives..." "you gotta have to ask ekky about that one thats on him"
WSFL Inside South Florida | 4.11.24 (x)
he was so serious and focused on answering questions and then immediately gets thrown a curveball at the end that is "hey so some are saying...im not saying who... but some not naming any names... HOWEVER that you are so hot possibly sans shirt... you are not allowed near the wags... how do you respond is this true..."
throwing his head back to laugh because he got his bonded dpair's quote thrown back in his face while trying to talk about contract extensions and fishing...
"thats on him" the way he cheekily shrugs a shoulder and flicks his head...man whos well aware who started that rumour and will not stand idly by while revisionists rewrite history NO ONE ELSE HAS SAID SUCH A THING. NO ONE ELSE HAS JOKED ABOUT SUCH A THING. AND IF THEY "HAVE" ITS ONLY BECAUSE OF ONE (1) MAN AND ONE MAN ALONE.
and it was in fact "on him" because that quote comes from a miami herald article about forsy FROM FEBRUARY. A 2 WHOLE MONTHS BEFORE THIS INTERVIEW.
Miami Herald | 2.10.24 (x)
and like all things it always leads back to ekky when it comes to anything forsy-related, the personal menace of the team. and also his bonded soulmate or whatever. may god bless this beautiful little freakish relationship.
#gustav forsling#aaron ekblad#florida panthers#2324#they are so insane about each other it will never not leave me aghast#“other guys joke” NO ONE ELSE JOKES ABOUT THAT KIND OF THING BUT EKKY#love forsy going nono. only ekky says things like this. you have to ask the source this question to get the answer you want.#“it is out of my hands. for thirst explanations you must go to the source of the thirsting in the first place. my d partner.”#the d in d partner stands for- (train drives by)#ahem i of course mean to say d is for destined#destined partners#no one has done more propaganda for how hot forsy is but ekky himself#and by god its working hes got me sold#also “so ive been told” WHO. WHO WENT UP TO THIS INTERVIEWER AND SAID THESE THINGS WHO SABATOGED FORSY FROM THE STATE#considering it looks like filming took place after practise/training at the iceplex i would not be surprised if the boys were aware of it#and ekky just goes hey guys check this out- and just saunters over to make niceties and then drop that on her#like hey you should ask him about...#the lore thickens#im sorry this is all so funny#also can i just say forsy in a backwards cap ZOOWEEMAMA AWOAWOO
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Due to Jimmy spending all of Last Life on yellow, when he died, the curse manifested with that color in mind send post
(I'm very sleepy rn but. Here Me Out please)
#Ahem. Here's a slightly more easy to follow version of what I just said#Jimmy Solidarity is associated with the color yellow in part due to the Canary curse#which only really became a thing after Last Life.#Last Life he stayed on yellow the whole time and was the only person who spawned on yellow to not gain extra lives.#Last life#Last life southlanders#the southlands#jimmy solidarity#solidarity gaming#solidaritygaming#solidarity jimmy#canary curse#trafficblr#traffic life#traffic light smp#traffic series#traffic life series#traffic life smp#traffic smp#life series#the life series#life series smp#life smp
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Man’s gonna pounce
#that fucking walk up to Halsin is my favorite thing#he gonna make Halsin have trouble walking#ahem what who said that#bg3#halsin#my screenshots#wavemothers robe#tkc oc leokian#halsin x tav
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I’m starting to think older demons don’t understand the concept of “history repeats itself”
#AHEM the chorus and brachium WHO SAID THAT#redacted audio#redacted asmr#redacted brachium#stupid ass decisions gonna bite them in the ass#it’s so redactover guys
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i know we've had this conversation before but... phil i know what the parachute flaps could be used for...
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Vincent Price circa 1942
I don't know where this is from...
But GOOD GOD!
#vincent price#good fucking god#legs open shirt open...#now my legs are open#come get it big boy#wait what?#who said that#ahem#fuckkk#1940s#im REAL NORMAL about this#horror#old horror movies#vintage#movie#actor#handsome#bicon#bisexual#god#fav
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If someone’s hot my gender becomes as malleable as playdough.
Like yes I will be your “good girl” mhm mhm yes I am a “princess” I agree wholeheartedly
#spiidervent#im jus saying#with the right voice and the right attitude#ill let it slide#.. sliderightonin- aHEM#damn thats crazy who said that
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safe to say i'm in love
art by: migrahuh (vk\telegram)
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