#ah well….

[s0uth3park]

I’ve just woken up from a dream where (BASEketball-esque) Matt Stone was wearing tight fabric pants (if it’s relevant at all they were flared, thin, and kinda dark purple and he was wearing a tight navy t-shirt) and turned around all extra caked up but – no – that wasn’t the point of the dream.

The point of the dream was that Trey was trying to sell Creek themed Christmas socks for October all the way through to at least February, and when me (or whatever I was presenting as, I just know it was first perspective) and Matt protested saying that he can’t do that, he said it’s because (and I’m really struggling to remember the wording here but it was basically) “before Christmas they get to look forward to the Creekmas (Creek Christmas) socks and after they get to look back on having the Creekmas socks”. He says it pretty affirmatively too. Almost proudly.

Then after Matt (and I think I as well) protests again, I walk away up to my grandma’s patio door, and Matt follows me like “I can’t believe he thought that was convincing” or “can you believe that prick” or something. And as he walks away (that’s when I notice the pants and ass), and I call him back like, “Hey I’m so convinced by it I changed my Tumblr url”, and I show him, but I’d changed it to something like “govmsocks” or something (no idea what it was meant to be originally), and Matt Stone looks at me weird enough to prompt me to say, “Yeah, it convinced me so hard I fucked it up.”

Then Matt Stone laughs a little and walks away. I’m (after waking up) left wondering wtf this is meant to mean.

[fragileizywriting]

itty bitty little kitty lady blanche taking a snooze in luka’s bed while he’s sleeping, could you imagine the jumpscare he gets when he wakes up and finds a woman in his bed? finding an akumatized woman? the one that he has a big fat crush on??? she’s dozing, curled up in a little ball, hands tucked in and purring to herself, and she’s so, so cute, yet so, so dangerous.

oh, god.

she wakes up and stretches and he’s still alarmed and worried because— hello! akuma??— but she purrs and purrs and purrs. pink eyes, pink lips, pink accents on her starch-white costume, she’s just a little sweetheart. he can barely get out her name in time before she’s made herself at home in his lap; she traces her fingers on his chest, playing with his little guitar-pick necklace as if it’s a cat toy, and gives him a kiss on the cheek.

luka is melting in arousal.

[bitterpngs]

i should really spend more time planning out paneling you’d think i’d learn after the constant reordering i do sometimes

[desperatepleasures]

one time I used the ben affleck smoking reaction image in the family group chat and my mom replied with the funniest possible response which was: "mommy doesn't know who the guy is???" and that phrase has not left my brain since. I'll see blorbos on my dash that I don't recognize and I'll be like well it seems mommy doesn't know who the guy is.

[gaylittleguys]

sometimes I do wish medical school was in any way accessible and wouldn’t probably literally kill me to do because I would like to learn about it

[yesokayiknow]

i hope that sometimes fifteen's psychic paper shorts out and shows what fourteen's thinking back on earth. he tries to sneak in somewhere and the guard's like this just says 'need to pick up cat food'? and fifteen's like 🥺 they got a cat

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

The squad of all time has arrived on scene.

[tuherrus]

a kiss

[pebblume]

pots n picks week day 6: bartender au

based on this wonderful fic by saeo on ao3! go support them!!

[futuristichedge]

[hrokkall]

I call to you, Lord...

[bumblebeebats]

As much as i love Dungeon Meshi, i do think that given Ryoko Kui's attention to realistic worldbuilding there ought to be a companion series called Dishes Meshi where they spend 2hrs washing and drying and packing away. Alll the goddamnfuck dishes they just made

[saewokhrisz]

final victor...?

[sanctus-ingenium]

fumes

[inkskinned]

"don't make it political!" .... what proportion of death and suffering must occur before politics are involved. if this isn't political, what is even the point of any politics, ever. of democracy. the words are "by the people for the people." if i am going to be left alone by my elected representatives to "figure it out" - to undergo damage, hardship, fear. what the fuck did i elect them for. what was their job. the entire point is that they handle this shit. this is why we were supposed to be electing leaders.

poverty is political. misogyny is political. gun control is political. climate change is political. how much aid a community gets is political. what the fuck are you talking about. it's been political this whole fucking time.

[clanslist]