#ah college

[dragonpyre]

Finding out Pandaredd is apparently your college friend was a fucking jump scare Jesus

-☘️

Dude, finding out he was famous on tiktok was a jump scare!

[hotjmess]

For all those not Gen X, if you're looking to understand us, go find the movie "Singles". Then download the soundtrack. Then watch "Garden State". Go get that soundtrack. I have other thoughts on this, but start there. Oh it wouldn't hurt to go listen to The Cure as well.

[milfzatannaz]

Bestie and I are high as balls laying on her floor after badly scribbling on each others faces with eyeshadow singing songs about poo and pee

[anewp0tat0]

i lied i had like atleast one more weston thought to expell from my brain, before i miss this boat entirely. we're heading to green lands woooo

[tiredsmashbros]

MYSTERIOUS GUARDIAN PODS: COMIC

mysterious guardian pod fanfic {please go read it !!}

big crazy gift for the silly green wolf boy , @neo91502 !!

boy is obsessed with pokemon lately but i realized i forgot to upload this so im doing it now before i forget again lalala

in short, i needed to do create a short comic assignment in order to practice more with greyscale / monochrome comic coloring styles since i lack any in my actual work due to difficulty seeing grey tones. yet i was struggling figuring a story with my own characters so i began to ponder... what if i did of my friend's ocs...?

AND SO MY BC IM OBSSED WITH SMG9 AND 10 I WENT AHEAD AND DREW THEM MUAHAHHAHA UGIHJVREDCSYGHJFE /HJ

i've shown and explained to neo concepts i've had when i first read the fic and even created a scenery concept for fun of smg9 in which i eventually used as reference for the comic huoifedch

{ bad quality bc discord decided to downgrade the quality and make them webp istfg i will murder whoever made that new decision like wtfreak bro WHY... }

i had concepts for when smg3 met smg10 too and used that for the comic too! overall i had such a positive experience and keeping the boy slowly updated as i worked on this throughout all month of february iohkjgedcs also an excuse to draw mario and smg4 teehee

now i go back to drawing more comics bye byeee

pspsps u should totally check out the other pieces of work i did of smg9 and 10 bc i love them so very much trust im so very normal about them i haven't like cried a baby thinkin of angst of them nooooooo /hj /silly

[catsconflictscopicsandchamomile]

Taking a course on the history of the concept of Christian Apocalypse and I hear you. Every lecture I feel like I’m going to ascend to a higher plane of sheer Autism

Had a moment of autism today when my anthropology professor started talking about the divine hierarchy and I sat there. vibrating.

[elderwisp]

𝒰𝓈𝑒𝒹 𝓉𝑜 𝒷𝑒 𝑜𝓃𝑒 𝑜𝒻 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓇𝑜𝓉𝓉𝑒𝓃 𝑜𝓃𝑒𝓈 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝐼 𝓁𝒾𝓀𝑒𝒹 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝒻𝑜𝓇 𝓉𝒽𝒶𝓉

[basedhighsenberg]

"College is NOT a scam, I have a degree and got a job right out of school"

"What's your job?"

"I work in the admissions department at the college I went to"

[sukijan-leti]

Confession (1/3)

more under cut

CW for unsettling images!

based of The Summer Hikaru Died

[gingersn4pp]

friend gave me a really nice sketchin brush n i had to test it out, suuuper satisfying to draw w.

some mono + six young adults, idk they're in their early 20s here? the MOST tumultuous time in ones life imo

[after-the-end-times]

Steve who starts pulling away from Eddie after he says he's moving away. He wants to spend as much time as possible with Eddie to soak everything up, but he also wants to protect his heart.

Eddie who realizes what Steve's doing when Steve sits down on the couch next to him leaving a whole 5" of very respectable, super normal amount of personal space between them

Eddie looking down and then up at him with wide, shining eyes, 'Why are you sitting so far away?' 🥺

Then his face hardens and he grasps Steve's thigh, pulling him flush against his side, 'nope, you're not pulling away from me that easily, Stevie' 😈

[deconstructthesoup]

The amount of College of Lore bards in Dimension 20 has made me genuinely forget that Counterspell is not, in fact, a bard spell

[lostreverb]

no i don't have a type what are you talking about.

[sleepinglionhearts]

Love my absolutely unhinged stationery customers.

Today we had a lovely man come in about 15 minutes before close asking about fountain pens, my coworker comes to grab me to see if I can help since I know more than she does in this area, and I come out to the front to see the guy has opened a bottle of our ink and is already making a mess.

He asks me for my name and then for a tissue and if I can't please explain what all of these contraptions and pieces of the pens are? And maybe is there something that can get ink off of his hands?

Added to this every time he wants to see something or try something he OPENS THE PACKAGING AND STARTS ACTIVELY USING IT ON A ~$150 PEN HE HAS NOT PURCHASED.

He assures me, "I really want a nice pen, but I want to know how to use it, and figure it out while someone who knows what they're doing can help me. I WILL buy this stuff!"

I bring him a bottle of pen cleaner? Immediately opens it to pour a little on his hands to see if he can get the ink off.

Asks me how to insert and use a converter? Immediately opens the bottle of ink to dip the pen in and suck ink up w the converter.

Cartridge? Has me pop the converter out (ink all over MY hands now lmao) so he can try the cartridge. Oh. Hm. Not a fan of cartridges, he says. No thanks on the cartridges. I will later note "lightly used cartridge x1" on the box so I can let my manager know about it tomorrow.

Tells me he wants another bottle of pen cleaner. Just in case.

He then mentions, after I go fetch the second bottle, that he'd actually like a pen that makes a thicker line? What is this one? Extra Fine? Oh, no, please, maybe medium? There's a medium pen?! PERFECT! He then proceeds to immediately take the converter OUT of the EF pen, tear open the plastic on the brand new M pen, and pop it right in, and draw up more ink.

🥲

One more bottle of pen cleaner, actually.

All 3 of my bottles of pen cleaner are going to this man. I need to order more.

And then... and then, he puts the pen in his shirt pocket, and tells me he's ready to check out.

Buys all the stuff (except the EF pen and the cartridges) and is very excited to use his new high quality fountain pen. He looks ecstatic, honestly. Despite all the chaos and some mess and a pen I'll have to clean tomorrow and my other manager being very confused about this whole incident, he was a pleasant customer. Fantastic energy. Polite. Patient. Listened to my advice.

And then he discovers we have notebooks too! And leaves around 2 minutes before closing, after selecting a perfect notebook. Of course.

What a guy.

[devotion-disorder]

was in like a department store today and got stopped by a clerk trying to get me to open a credit card. when i turned around, he hesitated and had to ask if i was a high schooler or a college student (💀) then not even five minutes later the exact same happens AGAIN (by another clerk) like word for word. im.

[barisistill]

idc how many kids he has or how “mature” or “depressed” he is. sonny carisi plays video games. the way he cheered at that KOBS event?

never forget