#ah college

[dragonpyre]

Finding out Pandaredd is apparently your college friend was a fucking jump scare Jesus

-☘️

Dude, finding out he was famous on tiktok was a jump scare!

[milfzatannaz]

Bestie and I are high as balls laying on her floor after badly scribbling on each others faces with eyeshadow singing songs about poo and pee

[palmtreepalmtree]

Used to hang out in a MUD call MOO for a couple years. Can't remember how I stumbled into it, and I don't remember much about it, but I did make at least one friend I managed to stay in touch with for a few years.

What was your obscure chatroom/forum that you used before social media? Don’t say Gaia Online or Club Penguin. I’m talking obscure.

[hotjmess]

For all those not Gen X, if you're looking to understand us, go find the movie "Singles". Then download the soundtrack. Then watch "Garden State". Go get that soundtrack. I have other thoughts on this, but start there. Oh it wouldn't hurt to go listen to The Cure as well.

[anewp0tat0]

i lied i had like atleast one more weston thought to expell from my brain, before i miss this boat entirely. we're heading to green lands woooo

[slippery-minghus]

@christianstepmoms it's back

In a world of convenience and e-dispensers, my university’s food court has a ketchup bowl

[shiftythrifting]

Sorry for the poor quality photo, but this is the weirdest shirt ive ever seen in a thrift store

[sukijan-leti]

Confession (1/3)

more under cut

CW for unsettling images!

based of The Summer Hikaru Died

[starry-bi-sky]

more incorrect quotes for the stillborn danyal au - dpxdc

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Student: so like,, *gesturing to Plasmius* is he like,,, your dad or...?? Phantom: he would be if he wasn't such a BITCH Plasmius: excuse me Phantom: YOU HEARD ME

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Under the Bleachers: Danny and Dash smoking in solidarity Dash: Danny: Dash: do you have notes from Lancer's class today Danny: since when do I ever have notes from Lancer's class Danny: I can ask Tucker but only if you have notes from Abernathy's class Dash: deal

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Sam and Tucker: *making s'mores with Danny's lava hair* Danny, as Phantom: >:I Sam: you're just mad because you didn't think of it first Danny: yEAH

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Danny, freshly ghosted: .... Danny: well. at least i dont need to waste money on lighters anymore

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Tucker: with how long your hair gets we may just have to start calling you rapunzel Danny: don't you dare Sam: rapunzel, rapunzel, let down your lava hair Danny: NO

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Danny's hair tie breaks in the middle of a fight Danny: fuck Skulker: language child Danny, pushing lava bangs out of his face: fuck you! just for this im turning your suit into molten slag Skulker: waitholdonwecantALK--

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Danny: you know, by your logic Maddie is equally as guilty for abandoning you as Jack. She also never visited you while you were in the hospital. Vlad, had put his infatuation with Maddie aside but still kinda had feelings for her: Vlad: you're right Danny, not used to an adult agreeing with him: I-- huh, I am? Vlad: yes. If Dr. Walker had cared about me -- even if only as a friend, she would have tried to remain in contact with me. But she didn't. She is also as equally guilty for the accident that took your life too since she also failed to properly check over the portal for flaws and any improper wiring. Danny: wait- wait, i mean-- Vlad: this means only one thing Danny, bewildered: ??? Vlad, extinguishing all lingering feelings: I have to kill her too (somehow) Danny: nO.

[catsconflictscopicsandchamomile]

Taking a course on the history of the concept of Christian Apocalypse and I hear you. Every lecture I feel like I’m going to ascend to a higher plane of sheer Autism

Had a moment of autism today when my anthropology professor started talking about the divine hierarchy and I sat there. vibrating.

[lilianade-comics]

time to fed the brainrot!

so how about the college trio and the everlasting trio in compltly and utterly funny sitouations~

-moth

I couldn't agree more anon. I love them in situations

[floofle-universe]

This is their dynamic Shion told me

[lostreverb]

no i don't have a type what are you talking about.

[devotion-disorder]

was in like a department store today and got stopped by a clerk trying to get me to open a credit card. when i turned around, he hesitated and had to ask if i was a high schooler or a college student (💀) then not even five minutes later the exact same happens AGAIN (by another clerk) like word for word. im.

[zevranunderstander]

I love shuro as a neurodivergent person because I relate to him a lot more than all the other types of neurodivergecy on display in the show tbh. like. stop calling him 'the only neurotypical one' or whatever this man is the kind of guy who grew up and he realised that something was weird or socially unacceptable about his behaviour and he tried to mask it so hard and try so hard to be normal that he starts to resent the neurodivergent people who *don't* do that or not even understand that they are acting in a socially 'unacceptable' way and he both is jealous of them being who they are and also kinda siding against them with the 'normal' people so he can feel seen as more normal and usually he ends up being friends with the more neurodivergent people because it's a lot easier for him to make friends there but his self-imposed masking and his wish to be seen as 'normal' by the 'normal' people kinda make him resent his friends in a way because THEY aren't trying to hold up to the same standard of 'normality' as he does

[hplonesomeart]

Hey. Sorry about the inactivity, but pretty sure no one cared that much anyways lol. Been a looooong time since I kept that distant from Tumblr…at least now I know I’m able to survive without checking posts every day/being chronically online! I’ve got an intense love-hate relationship with this lifestyle I’ve dug myself into. Think I’m getting a little bit better with the balance even if school isn’t really giving me an option. Got a load of work I need to keep catching up on if I don’t want to disappoint my professors. We’ll survive somehow. Here take a quick batch of Puzzle doodles k bye