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Dethklok Agere HCs: Skwisgaar Edition

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We're almost at the end, woohoo! The next one up is Skwisgaar 🎸! Him and Nathan will be my hardest challenge because I think they embody a type of regression that is very neutral but also very personalized. Anyway, this Skwisgaar 🎸! I hope to get Nathan's out soon to finish them all off.

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(My blonde, tall guitar god, how I love you so. You did not deserve the shit you got.)

🎸 With Pickles being the oldest out of the bunch regression-wise, Skwisgaar's age range is most similar to Murderface's. He's definitely 5 to 9, usually hanging around the 7 mark. I like to think that a lot of his regression is around the same age from when we see him as a kid in "Fatherklok." which I think is either 7 or 8. Possibly older but still very young.

🎸 Skwisgaar's regression is voluntary, so it's Age Dreaming.

🎸 I like to think that a lot of his regression is about missing childhood experiences, much like Pickles, but less extreme. Instead of being antagonized or willfully ignored like Pickles, Skwisgaar was neglected and forgotten about. Pickles' regression is about redo-ing certain parts of his childhood that were ruined or never explored. Skwisgaar is about filling in those gaps in his childhood with those activities that he never got to do in the first place.

🎸 From a DVD Special, we know a few things about Skwisgaar's childhood. 1. He was so impoverished that he would eat snow for dinner. 2. He worked a regular job at one point in his life before he went into bands, most likely either as a legal working child or a teenager. (I'm saying before because Skwisgaar has a long history of being in other bands before Dethklok. Pickles is the oldest and had a career in Snakes' N' Barrels around the '80's - 90's starting at age 16. Brendon says that Nathan and Skwisgaar are the same age, youngest only to Pickles. That doesn't give us too much room to work with when discussing the time between Skwisgaar joins his first band and him having this regular job. So it makes sense that Skwisgaar would have this job as a minor.) With that understanding, I believe that Skwisgaar had to give up a lot of normal childhood activities that someone with more money and/or free time would experience. Along with his mothers promiscuity, I also believe that Skwisgaar had a very unhealthy living situation in terms of inappropriate sexual behavior and abuse. (I will argue that having sex in your living room with the knowledge that your son would be coming home soon and then not reacting or stopping the men when he walks in, is child abuse. Also, the things in Skwisgaar's in-character interviews scream neglect.) Skwisgaar had to grow up fast in order to survive and disassociated via his guitar.

🎸 The person to first figure out Skwisgaar's regression is Toki. Toki spends a lot of time with Skwisgaar, both regressed and not, and is very observant of his character. He notices the shift in Skwisgaar when Pickles is being particularly "motherly" around Toki. Almost like he's expecting Pickles to wipe his face at dinner or put his hair in a ponytail so it's out of the way.

🎸 Toki doesn't bring up his findings at first. He sits and watches for these shifts in his character to gather the evidence that he is regressing. After a while of watching and confirming his suspicions, he decides to put his last piece of his plan into motion. While not regressed, he copies some of Pickles' caregiver movements on Skwisgaar. They're really subtle but so is Skwisgaar's shift. Afterwards, Toki does confront Skwisgaar about it alone.

🎸 This is where Skwisgaar is different from Toki, Pickles, and Murderface. Skwisgaar did not start regressing until he started being around Toki, Murderface, and Pickles as regressors. Skwisgaar is making the conscious choice of regressing and letting himself relax under the ministrations of his bandmates. He is choosing to regress as a way to cope with his trauma and stress. Before this, he did not use regressing. He mostly used sex and playing guitar before, both coping mechanisms that he still utilizes even after he starts regressing. One could argue that Skwisgaar is experimenting with regressing and has found favor in the method.

🎸 I'm going to just say that I'm using the way these posts are published as the timeline for when each member comes out. So it would go Toki, Murderface, Pickles, Skwisgaar, Nathan. With these being said, when Skwisgaar does tell the band, they are all very supportive of him, and were already expecting it. This, of course, elicits a trip to Dr. Twinkletits by Charles since Skwisgaar decided on his own that he was going to use regression to cope. Charles has everyone's best interest in heart and wants Skwisgaar to utilize this approach the best way possible.

🎸 Skwisgaar's regression is weather based. Most of his regression happens when it's winter time, especially if it snows. I wouldn't say it's a trigger for him, but more so, a relaxer. It's easier for him to regress when it's cold and snowy and reminds him of his childhood.

🎸 Skwisgaar does not have tantrums like Pickles, Toki, or Murderface. He learned from a young age that tantrums never got him anywhere, in fact, it took the few things he had away. So he is very quiet. When he's upset with something, he goes almost completely mute. He tries to focus on his guitar playing ("Dethmas" "Dethfam") instead of the thing that made him upset. Pickles and Nathan try to work Skwisgaar through those emotions and get him to talk about what made him so upset. The point of regressing is to convey emotions that otherwise wouldn't come out. They want to know what's wrong, or at least convince him that it's ok to tell them what has made him upset. He is allowed to be upset by things and show that emotion. Skwisgaar is still very unsure about this and hasn't opened too much.

🎸 Recognizing when Skwisgaar is regressed is very hard because of his vast age range and the personalities of these ages. He emulates the type of person he was at the age when he regresses because he doesn't know exactly how else to regress to those ages "normally" (I say that in the context that he grew up very fast, thus skewing his perception of childhood.) The only one that can clock it is Toki. He's spends most of his time watching Skwisgaar and copying him that he's able to notice when something changes, like his demeanor or his stance or even his playing.

🎸 When Skwisgaar regresses, so does his guitar playing. His fingers know the cords, but they become looser, freer. Like someone who hasn't disciplined themselves on correct finger placements yet or someone who is still struggling with sweeping. Skwisgaar doesn't notice the change, and if he does, he doesn't change it. The music and the way he plays helps him regress, if he wants to willfully regress.

🎸 Skwisgaar has some thoughts on what he missed out on as a child but most of it is very vague. Unlike Pickles who wanted re-dos of birthdays, Skwisgaar wants not-so memorable activities. The band has been able to find a few of these activities, like playing in the snow, having a movie night, or having a family dinner. But there are looser activities like someone brushing his hair after a shower, someone reading his original works and giving him feedback, or someone holding him when he's sick. In regards, Skwisgaar's regression is very similar to Toki in terms of wanting "normal" activities. The band works hard to fulfil these requests as often as they can.

🎸 Sometimes Skwisgaar regresses in hopes of doing one of these activities and other times he regresses while he's already doing the activity. For example, sometimes he will regress before going outside in the cold in hopes that someone will force him into warmer clothes and help him put on his jacket and hat and gloves. However, sometimes he's not regressed and wants to go outside when it's cold but is forced into warmer clothes, causing him to regress.

🎸 Do not bring up his mother when he is regressed. It's banned.

🎸 Skwisgaar is very conflicted about caregivers. When he regresses, a lot of it is about wanting to be cared for by someone, particularly a parental figure. He does want a parental-role caregiver however, he is scared of parental role figures. He is also very angry at caregivers. His own experiences with parents and would-be parents have made him apprehensive and dismissive of them. But the want to please, to be seen, to be acknowledge is all still there. He fights it all the time.

Sometimes the want for a caregiver wins and other times the apprehensive side wins. The band tries to give him the space to make that decision on his own. They consider the apprehensive side as another portion of his regression, one that calls for how Skwisgaar wanted to act toward his parental figures and would-be parental figures as a child. It's like being able to finally get back at your parents for when they hurt you. So sometimes, the band acts like caregivers to give Skwisgaar the freedom to "tell them off" like how he wanted to as a kid. His regression is complex in that way that the band as caregivers are acting as their own, individualized caregivers and "roleplaying" as past parental figures. They conceptualize different type of adults in Skwisgaar's life, ones that he wants approval from and ones he wants to completely ignore.

🎸 Skwisgaar was an only child growing up but always longed for a sibling. Regression grants him that wish. He loves to regress when the others are regressed, and loves having them act as his siblings, as either older or younger siblings. He likes being around Pickles when they're regressed because it feels like he has a cool older brother that he look up to and hang out with. He likes being around Murderface because he always has the coolest toys that he never got growing up, and (surprisingly) Murderface shares very well with his toys. Skwisgaar likes being around Toki because Toki still looks up to Skwisgaar and likes to ask him questions about his guitar, and Skwisgaar loves talking about his passion. He loves having siblings to be a child around.

🎸 Skwisgaar doesn't want discipline initially because his regression is so controlled and experimental. However, the longer he does it for and the less conscious it becomes, he does warm up to the idea of discipline. Granted, it's usually just a verbal warning but he did get popped on the back of the head once by Pickles for being a little mean to Toki when he was really small. Skwisgaar decided he probably deserved it because he was being a bit meaner than normal. They are not allowed, otherwise, to do anything else. There are no timeouts or physical punishments, just verbal warnings and scolding's.

🎸 Skwisgaar is open to utilizing regression supplies, he's just very hesitant. A part of him still feels a little silly for being a grown man acting like a child, but the others try to encourage his curiosity. Toki is always willing to talk to him about his supplies and tools, and how they make him feel or how he uses them. He tests out different clothing too to help get him in the right headspace. So far, he's alright using child-friendly cutlery meant for children not toddlers. They make him feel special because nothing in his own house was dedicated or bought specifically with a child in mind. He used all grown up stuff, not the child friendly versions. So things that are made with a child-friendly version, he likes, such as CF! Toothbrushes and toothpaste, CF! Tablets, and CF! guitars. He likes sippy cups with the lids or straws, especially bendy straws (His mom never let him get bendy straws). He likes the graphic tees with his special interest on it, which becomes his biggest signal that he wants to regress. He doesn't like bottles or things meant for toddlers, like Toki. But he will play with a few of his toys simply out of curiosity, like wooden matching puzzles or rings. He won't use a pacifier but has been found sucking his thumb when he's deep in his regression.

🎸 Skwisgaar parallel plays the most out of the band. Sometimes he just likes doing his own thing while the others are doing their own thing. The problem is that Toki always wants to do what Skwisgaar is doing, especially if he's regressed. Skwisgaar has learned to call over Pickles, Nathan, or Charles to get Toki when he wants to be alone. Toki has learned to sneak better. They can come to a truce if Toki gives Skwisgaar two feet of space and is quietly observing Skwisgaar.

🎸 There is no sex allowed in Mordhaus when Skwisgaar is regressed. This goes for all of them but it's especially true for Skwisgaar. Because Skwisgaar grew up in a house that was so sexually inappropriate, those sounds or visuals are serious triggers for him. The band made this a rule when Toki started regressing involuntarily. But when Skwisgaar started regressing, they realized that even the mention of sex would trigger him or it would take him out of his regression. The only time where the rule was broken (accidental) Skwisgaar freaked out so bad and hid in a closet with his guitar. He would have completely ran out of the house if the door to outside was closer. He doesn't want to be back inside that house as a child, he wants to be in HIS house as a child.

🎸 Skwisgaar has found comfort in cartoons from his childhood and will watch them when regressed. He loves Moomins, Tintin, and Babar! Toki will often join in and watch with him. Pickles thinks that maybe Tintin is a little too advance for Toki but Skwisgaar tells him that Toki isn't even really paying attention. He just likes to snuggle up with Skwisgaar and watch the TV with him, regressed or not. Nathan gifts him a Moomins plush as a surprise one day to help him regress. Nathan gifted Toki Snufkin as his companion piece.

🎸 Skwisgaar is experimenting with how much help he wants with his regression. For example, he doesn't know if he wants Pickles to cut up his food for him, feed it to him, wipe his hands, clean his face, ect. Or if he wants more independence where he gets his plate and eats by himself and cleans himself off but Pickles comes by to do "touch ups" or reminders. It's like direct help vs. indirect help. He likes to do things independently but enjoys being dotting one from time to time. But he doesn't like everything being taken over for him, he likes do things independently. But he likes encouragement and observation to things he cares about. He also likes "advice" where someone will tweak something he's already doing to be more effective, like helping him with finger placement on his guitar or showing him to brush at the bottom of his hair, not the middle. He likes the idea of someone checking up on him and making sure he's alright when he's playing by himself. He's not too sure about bathing help. Murderface did bathe him once before ("Fatherklok") and it wasn't a bad feeling, but he wasn't in the right mindset to really dissect his feelings about it. He's working all of these out in real time so the band is constantly succeeding and failing at it.

🎸 Nathan has had both guitarists regressed before one either side of him, cuddling up watching a movie. Toki is a quiet babbler and was talking to himself through most of it. Skwisgaar was quiet through most of it because he was busy sucking his thumb. Nathan just wanted to eat his chips but if he tried to move his hands off either of their backs, it would cause a chorus of negative noises. They ended up falling asleep like that. Pickles has a photo on this on his phone and refuses to delete it.

🎸 Skwisgaar loves playing Rock Band guitar. He makes Toki sing and Murderface play drums. Skwisgaar will not let either of them play bass guitar. He is the only guitarist.

🎸 Skwisgaar has accidently regressed after a concert before. He as busy taking off his corpse paint when Pickles came over and helped him remove some of it that got in his hair line. It sent him reeling with how good it felt to be cared for like that and spent the rest of the night glued to Pickles.

🎸 Speaking of Pickles, because Pickles is the "mother" of the band, Skwisgaar has an affinity toward him. He's got a really shitty relationship with his mom and he's aware of it. He does not like his mom, not one bit. He wants another person to be his mom or be motherly to him. So, it's only logical that Pickles would take that role. Skwisgaar does not use different names for people when he's small, but he has, from time to time, called Pickles "Mom" and, on rarer occasions, Nathan "Dad".

🎸 When it snows, Skwisgaar loves to play outside. He gets everyone out there to build snowmen and have snow ball fights and make snow angels. Pickles, being from the midwest, and Toki, being from Norway, handle the snow very well and can play the longest. Nathan and Murderface, both southern American boys, don't. They can handle it for a little while but need to go back inside when things get too cold for them. Skwisgaar also has a nasty habit of sneaking snow down people's shirts. But it's ok, Pickles is known for grabbing his sides with his cold hands as punishment. By the end of it, Skwisgaar is very regressed, happily, and will be for the rest of the day. It usually ends with a warm shower, soup, and a good movie.

🎸 Skwisgaar is insanely jealous that Toki gets read to at night because he wants to be read to. Murderface has more or less the same feeling, not because he wants anyone to put him to bed and read to him, but because he wasn't offered it. Skwisgaar used to see other kids on TV get read to by their parents and wanted that for himself. His mom hardly ever knew where he was at "bed time" let alone put him there. But Pickles is observant and so now they have group bed time story time for everyone. Murderface comes and goes when he wants, but Skwisgaar likes it because it matches up to the idealized version of childhood from his mind. Toki is ok with it but likes it better when it's just him and Nathan.

🎸 Skwisgaar and Toki have gotten into a yelling fight over Pickles before being their "Mom". It's just a regressed version of "Stops Copies Me" but about who had Pickles as his mom first. Skwisgaar said it was him first because he joined the band first, so Pickles was his mom first, but Toki says that Pickles is his mom first because Toki is the first person Pickles acted "motherly" too and the person Pickles is a legit caregiver too. Pickles had to separate them and give the "I love you both equally and are both of your moms" talk. Toki and Skwisgaar don't buy it.

🎸 Skwisgaar finds school supplies and busy work to be soothing. He likes the idea of sitting down and doing homework as a part of his regression. He remembers the calmness of doing homework at his kitchen table or sitting in class, and he misses it. Charles has a desk in his office just for Skwisgaar to do elementary level assignments. Sometimes it's math problems, sometimes it's history "fill-in" work sheets, sometimes it's science. He likes the repetitiveness of it. Charles even found some basic-level music class worksheets for him to do about tempo and the scales. Charles always grades them as well and gives them back to Skwisgaar. He's a steady A/B student.

🎸 The further Skwisgaar gets with his regression, the more likely he will let himself slip without noticing it. Which is usually fine, until he realizes that he's slipping when others slip, especially Toki. And since Toki is a involuntary regressor, that means that sometimes he finds himself slipping in public. In these cases, Skwisgaar has been recorded by the public doing non-typical adult-minded Skwisgaar things. Though, a lot of it revolves around being a "big brother" to Toki, or sometimes Murderface.

🎸 Skwisgaar and Murderface will sneak off to watch scary movies and eat junk food when they're regressed and then cry to Pickles when they get scared or have tummy aches. Nathan finds this hilarious that they both do that both regressed and not. Pickles finds it incredibly annoying but also endearing that they find him a safe space.

🎸 Skwisgaar gets scared easily when regressed. He's flung multiple things out of his hands and jumped more time then he can count. This isn't a trauma thing, he just gets easily spooked.

🎸 Murderface and him will read comic books together in silence or while listening to music. Skwisgaar has a preference for The Crow, Sandman, Thor, Tintin, and Asterix. He also likes the Smurfs but feels silly reading them so he'll only read them in private.

🎸 A memorable time while regressed was when he got really sick with the flu. He thought he would just lay in bed for a few days, take some medicine, eat, and sleep until he got better. However, Pickles wasn't having it. Skwisgaar was looked over and pampered by his band mates so much that he doesn't ever remembered consciously regressing, he just let it happen. They all took turns looked out for him. Pickles would rub his head while laying down to help him sleep and measure out his medicine for him. Toki made sure to bring bendy straws for his drinks and help him eat his soup. Nathan helped him get clean sheets on his bed so they wouldn't smell "sick" and religiously checked his temperature. Murderface would help clean him up and wash his face and hair. He was so regressed during this time that he hardly spoke and only requested his bandmates to take care of him, not the klokateers. Pickles held his hand when he went back to the doctor to do a check up.

🎸 He practices doing hair on Toki and Nathan. Sometimes it's good. Most of the time, it's not. But he does like to brush hair so it's at least brushed really well when he plays.

🎸 Because he is experimenting with regressing, he's also experimenting with ages. He has tried regressing as low at Toki, so there have been days where he tried being bottle fed or used a pacifier or act like a toddler. But those never felt right to him. The opposite is also true. He's tried being like Pickles, a bit more "grown up" but that doesn't work either. He doesn't want to be in that age range because it reminds him too much of having to grow up fast.

🎸 He needs help restringing his guitar when he's regressed. He always manages to snap his fingers.

🎸 He doesn't like having his hair down when he's small, he needs it up. So he usually puts it in a pony tail or Nathan puts it up in a claw clip or a bun. Claw clip isn't the favorite method though because Skwisgaar has fallen backwards and hurt himself on the clip.

🎸 Skwisgaar and Pickles have sleep overs in Skwisgaar's room. Both of them are usually regressed with Skwisgaar looking at Pickles like he's the coolest dude in the world. They also practice guitars a lot when they're regressed, so it feels like he's able to connect with someone.

🎸 Skwisgaar always wants fish or soup when he's small. Something about it just reminds him of home. Jean Pierre has become an expert on Swedish dishes, and even Toki has said that some of his dishes are better than the Norwegian version.

🎸 The guitarcicles in the freezer are for Skwisgaar only and he will throw a fit if one of them are gone. (They are never gone, no one likes them but him.)

🎸 He gets shy if you compliment his guitar playing. He doesn't know why persay but it makes him get butterflys.

🎸 He has used his height for evil and will hold things above Toki, Murderface, Pickles reach when he doesn't want them to have it. Nathan usually comes by and takes it from him.

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🎸 Toki and Skwisgaar will take outside naps together when they are small. If it's winter time, they will snuggle in one sleeping bag to conserve heat.

🎸 Car rides put Skwisgaar to sleep. The movement reminds him of moving all the time with his mom and the calmness before the shit storm.

Here we are once again! I hoped you enjoyed, Skwisgaar was a challenge. I do love him though :) If you have any other HCs, don't hesitate to tell me!

[littlespace-imagines]

I watched Metalocalypse: Army of the Doomstar and Toki is a canonical age regressor who carrys a “Deadybear” around with him and the whole band accepts it and supports it and it’s not even a humorous focal point or anything. Pickles just says “Sorry, you know, Toki's a little sensitive these days. We think he's regressing from, you know, the whole thing.” When Toki has on outburst from being told not to something and other than him always having his comfort bear that’s the only way it’s mentioned, he is still the Toki we love.

It’s so nice to see regression presented in a legitimate way, Toki and the whole band went through hell, we see Nathan struggling with his own ptsd also. The fact that the whole band -including murderface who usually hits below the belt with his insults- just goes with it.

[blackmetalstar]

what skwisgaar sees when im age regressing

liten björn

[toki-is-the-king]

I made this earlier this morning and I can’t stop laughing imagining Toki doing this over ANY small inconvenience. Like the guys tell him to stop hitting people bro goes to all their beds and leaves cry stains

[baby-zakarii]

Caregiver Skwisgaar Skwigelf Moodboard!

With winter stuff, guitar and a carrier🩵

Requested by @dhampirdreamerz

Do not repost - reblogging is okay

[natsuki-bakery]

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OMG YAY!! can you do headcannons for toddler / baby regressor toki and cg / big brother skwisgaar from ?? :3 (also I just noticed your requests are closed sorry for asking late 😓 )

•Despite his rough exterior, Skwisgaar has a soft spot for Toki's regressed state. He becomes surprisingly nurturing, speaking to Toki in a softer, slower voice and always making sure he's comfortable and happy

•Story Time: Toki loves when Skwisgaar reads to him. Even though Skwisgaar might struggle a bit with the language, he does his best, and Toki is captivated by the sound of his voice. Skwisgaar often reads fairy tales or Scandinavian folklore, which fascinates Toki

•Lullabies : Skwisgaar plays lullabies on his guitar to help Toki fall asleep. The gentle melodies calm Toki down instantly, and it becomes their nightly routine. Sometimes, Skwisgaar even sings, his usually sharp voice becoming soft and soothing

•Skwisgaar creates soft, metal-inspired lullabies just for Toki. They're slower, gentler versions of the band's songs, which Toki finds incredibly comforting. He sometimes hums along in his small voice, feeling safe with the familiar sounds

•Toki loves to cuddle up with Skwisgaar, especially when he's feeling extra small. Skwisgaar might grumble about it at first, but he quickly wraps an arm around Toki, providing him with a sense of security

•Playtime : Skwisgaar tries to engage Toki in simple activities like drawing or playing with stuffed animals. He might not be the most creative, but he enjoys seeing Toki happy and laughing. Toki loves when Skwisgaar builds little towers with blocks, only to knock them down with a giggle

•Skwisgaar becomes fiercely protective of Toki when he's regressed. He won’t let anyone or anything upset him and ensures that their environment is calm and peaceful. If anyone teases Toki, Skwisgaar steps in immediately !

•Skwisgaar patiently helps Toki eat when he's regressed, cutting up his food into small pieces or even spoon-feeding him if needed. He often prepares traditional Scandinavian comfort foods that are easy for Toki to eat

•Skwisgaar sometimes takes Toki out for walks in nature, knowing that being outdoors helps Toki relax. They’ll explore quiet, forested areas where Toki can pick flowers or chase after butterflies, all under Skwisgaar’s watchful eye

•Skwisgaar might carry Toki on his shoulders when they're out and about, making Toki feel safe and happy. He’s surprisingly patient when Toki is in his little space, always willing to give him extra attention and care

•There’s an unspoken understanding between them. Skwisgaar knows when Toki needs to regress without Toki saying a word. He’s attuned to Toki’s moods and is always ready to switch into caregiver mode whenever Toki needs him

•While the other band members pretend not to care, they secretly do little things to help Toki when he's regressed. Nathan might order extra sweets for Toki to enjoy, while Pickles might discreetly clean up messes Toki makes, all without making a big deal of it. Murderface occasionally leaves his favorite plush toy near Toki’s things

•When on tour, Skwisgaar helps Toki build pillow forts in the back of the tour bus. It becomes a little sanctuary for Toki, filled with soft blankets, stuffed animals, and snacks. Skwisgaar guards the fort from any disruptions, keeping it a safe space for Toki

•Toki loves watching cartoons and kids’ shows, but to keep things "brutal," Skwisgaar finds the most metal-themed animated shows or even edits old horror movies to make them more toddler-friendly. They have movie nights where they watch these together, with Toki sitting in Skwisgaar’s lap

•Toki has a set of small, toy-sized instruments that he plays with when he’s regressed. Skwisgaar often jams with him, playing along on his guitar. It’s their way of bonding musically, even if the music is more playful and innocent than usual

•During concerts, if Toki starts to regress or feel overwhelmed, Skwisgaar has a special signal to the crew to create a calm space backstage. There’s always a quiet room with soft lighting and noise-canceling headphones where Skwisgaar can take Toki if he needs a break

•When Toki needs a nap, Dada Skwisgaar takes him to the most secluded, quiet area of their enormous mansion. He ensures it’s as cozy as possible

•Skwisgaar has some custom-made Metalocalypse onesies and other baby gear created for Toki, complete with the band’s logo in pastel colors or softer designs. It’s a secret stash of Toki’s that no one else is allowed to touch, except Skwisgaar

•Bubble Baths : Toki loves bath time, so Skwisgaar makes it a fun ritual by adding lots of bubbles and sometimes using bath bombs shaped like skulls or guitars. He even pretends they’re in a "brutal" underwater adventure, where they defeat rubber ducky "villains" together

•“Metalocalypse Daycare” : When things get too chaotic in the band’s world, Skwisgaar designates a room in the mansion as a "daycare" for Toki. It’s filled with toys, soft furniture, and calming music. The band knows not to disturb them when they’re in there, and Skwisgaar spends time with Toki, helping him feel safe amidst the insanity

•Despite his aloof attitude, Skwisgaar secretly does research on how to be a better caregiver for Toki. He reads parenting books (in secret) and learns about child psychology, even if he’d never admit it to anyone else. This makes him unexpectedly knowledgeable about how to help Toki through tough moments

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[junkiesdeth]

if you dont like dont interact.

never saw this done b4 so i thought id try

main mtl account is @warsplosion

[skwigelfskwisgaar]

"You're not even trying to understand me!"

Toki had another meltdown, and by the time Swisgaar had seen Toki for the first time that evening he was full on speaking Norsk because he was overwhelmed and upset.

And Pickles looked at Skwisgaar because, unlike other times, Toki wasn't speaking in a language he could understand. Toki looked at Skwisgaar and lit up - possibly because somewhere in his head he recognized that Skwisgaar would be the only one to understand him and his babbling.

So Skwisgaar kept still as Toki pulled Skwisgaar away from the rest of the band and plopped them both down on the couches, so he could feel safe and comfortable. It hurt him, inside, to see Toki like this. Toki was so much more handsy and cuddly and needy - whether because in his head he knew the band was more affectionate than they let on or because it was how children in general found comfort, Toki pressed himself against Skwisgaar as he hugged him really tight.

"Toki, what's wrong?" Toki let go slowly, before looking at Skwisgaar.

"My Deaddy Bear lost an eye and..."

"That's all, little Toki? There's nothing wrong with that - it's a simple fix." He went to pick the bear up from Toki's lap, only to have Toki stop him.

"Deaddy Bear looks... like him." Toki then made a weird arm movement that took Skwisgaar off guard. It looked like he was trying to mimic a fencing move he'd seen Charles do before -

Oh. Stabbing. Magnus.

"What do you want to do with Deaddy Bear then?"

"... I was told to not destroy it by Pickles. But I want to."

"Here. We can get rid of this Deaddy Bear and find you a new one." Skwisgaar went to grab the stuffie again, a bit more firmer this time, only for Toki to pull away again. He clutched it close, despite avoiding looking at it and shook his head.

"No. I want to rip it up."

"Deaddy Bear didn't do anything."

"But he did! You're not even trying to understand me!"

"I want to, Toki." Toki looked at him, now surprised. Still clutching Deaddy Bear, he tilted his head inquisitively and asked, "How so?"

"Will ripping up Deaddy Bear make you feel better?" Toki finally let's go of the stuffie, and looks at it. The arms where the stitching held up as he tried to rip it apart. The eye dangling by a few threads. The plush and soft body that he had clutched so fiercely when Skwisgaar tried to pull it away.

"No."

"What would make you feel better?" Skwisgaar placed one firm hand on Toki's shoulder as he saw the gears turning in the Norwegian man's head. As if a realization struck him.

"Fixing hims eye."

"Goods. Lets Pickle takes Deaddy Bear and wes can go hang out whiles Deaddy Bears gets whats de eye fixes, okej?"

"Can wes watch de Moomimtroll?"

Skwisggar nodded, a soft smile on his face.

[transmasclittledestiny]

Got a request for dethklok x twin groupies but the person that requested it supports aged up nsfw of minors so I blocked them but I only realized after I wrote it all out so I'm just gonna repost it without them attached.

Nathan:

- I honestly think after the whole Trindle incident and being rejected by Abigail, Nathan would be kinda turned off from groupies or intimate relationships in general for a while, but after some time he would become more comfortable with it.

- He never expected to fall for another groupie, ESPECIALLY not twin groupies.- He isn't complaining though.

- It would honestly probably (partially) cure his fears surrounding intimacy

- Eventually once he's comfortable with being in a relationship with twin groupies, he'd probably go around with both of them

- He'd definitely have a hand wrapped around each of them

- When it comes to sex, I think he'd be close but not as great as Skwisgaar when it comes to orgies.

- He might be a bit more sloppy with his technique, but he is passionate.

Skwisgaar:

- He is the pro

- Dealing with multiple partners at once in bed isn't anything new to him and he loves it

- Twins too? Mega bonus for him.

- He doesn't feel the need to show them off, but he does enjoy both of them

- He thinks having sex with twins is a crazy concept, it's like fucking the same person twice at once.

Murderface:

- Murderface? Having a groupie? That's crazy.

- Him having TWO is even more crazy.

- He kinda cherishes the relationship, even if it's just sex with some groupies.

- Hey, he'll take what he can get

- He doesn't care much about the whole twin aspect, he's more focused on having groupies.

Pickles:

- I honestly don't think Pickles would care too much about the twins aspect

- he's more focused on making the sex good

- and possibly including alcohol in some way idk

- sorry I don't have many ideas for Pickles

Toki:

- I feel like since Toki goes through age regression after his trauma, he wouldn't feel comfortable with sexual stuff

- (and also I don't feel too comfortable writing nsfw of a character who is now agere)

- I think he would like having 2 groupies who are twins though

- He'd think of it like having 2 of the same great thing maybe

- He makes sure to give both of them the same amount of attention

Yeah that's it for now, I don't really have any more ideas sorry

[toomanythoughts2]

So uh, I have another agere Skwisgaar headcanon, it might be a weird one, but I believe he just uses a vape pen instead of a pacifier when he's regressed. He sees it as essentially the same thing as using a pacifier, but "cooler" and less obvious, so he just resorts to vaping instead. Sometimes he asks Toki to vape with him when he feels lonely, they both enjoy what vape tastes and smells like

You know, I didn't know how to feel about this originally however, the longer I sat with it, the more I'm understanding it. Especially when I remember those Juul pods that had like cotton candy and mango flavors. Vaping is just another form of an oral fixation, so he would get the same sensation that a pacifier would give (maybe a little different but the basics are still there.) But the idea of Skwisgaar feeling lonely when he's feeling a little regressed and wants to share his past time with Toki is very cute <3.

I remember when vaping was done in those huge palm shaped oil vapes that you had to refill. The oil would literally get everywhere but this was before regulations (I think?) so there were a bunch of other flavors you could get. But them sitting outside like at the back of the venue after a concert or on their porch/patio area after dinner and handing each other the vape is sweet. I think Toki would have a stash of candy flavors and banana and sweet flavors. Skwisgaar would have coffee or like, the most neutral flavoring you could get. Maybe menthol. Idk why, but I like to think that they are close to each other, maybe even cuddling. Like, a regressing Skwisgaar using a vape with a caregiver Toki to make sure he doesn't burn himself or over do it. They're talking quietly about the day or the show, they're shrouded in a cloud of smoke, and Skwisgaar feels safe. It's just calm. The others come out with their own smoke or drink and talk with them. I have the imagery or Skwisgaar laying his head in Toki's lap with Toki keeping a hand on his chest and one in his hair. Alright, I can fw with this, absolutely.

[baby-klok]

Nathan- he/him flip little lean 1-2

Toki - he/him little 3-4

skwisgaar - he/him flip 4-6

pickles-he/him cg

murderface- he/him reluctant babysitter

SFW ONLYYYY

boundaries:

no nsfw/kink asks

Anti-agere/petre , racists, proship, pedo/zoo, homophobic/transphobic dni

[blackmetalstar]

wud anyone be willing to rite sum caregiver skwisgaar hedcanons.. i wanna see more of dem >~<

[notanotherblogbyadumbass]

Welcome to the hellhole

System of too many fuckers.

Current host to the shitshow is

Toki Wartooth

Skwisgaar Skwigelf

William Murderface

Pickles the Drummer

Nathan Explosion

Send us weird shit and get taken out back. Block freely. Current hyper fixation is Metalocalypse. Our agere blog is @notanotherblogbyastinky

We edit posts a lot.

[easy-bake-coven-shipz]

PROMO TIME BABEYYYYY

hello my name is Freddie I’m an Asexual Panromantic Jewish mixed trans man

I use he/him and I LOVE trendercore , trendergoth, and Tradgoth fashion and music

I ship in the following fandoms

❤️ Castlevania , And Castlevania nocturne

🧡 JoJos Bizarre Adventure (parts 1-9)

💛 Spider-Man Across the Spiderverse

💚 Mario Games

💙 Smash

💜 metalocalypse

my main is @/ dhampirdreamerz

S/I and ship name guide! (🖍️ for characters I’m not comfortable sharing)

🖍️Sypha : S/I: Béla renfield , Ship: Playing with Fire

🖍️Meryl Mei: S/I Elton Mercury ship: Hot for teacher

🖍️kaato : s/I daiki kobayshi , Ship:heart of my cards

Mariah: S/I Robert Swift , Ship: electric love

Tera : S/I Klaus Agreste , ship: Tea and biscuits

Miraschon : S/I: Levon Prada, Ship : Money money money

Holly: S/I : Hitoshi Okamura Ship: good company

🖍️Dragona: S/I : Freddie Bowie , Ship: One kiss is all it takes

🖍️Edouard: s/I alexandre vileneuve Ship: In the limelight

hobie : s/I : Adrian wolfhard , ship: ballroom blitz

Suzi: s/i Alistor Presley , ship: Angel eyes

tomoko : s/i eijiro akamatsu Ship: cruel summer

Barbara Ann: S/i : Kai lonelyheart

Hotpants:

Senshi:

Skwisgaar Skwigelf

Charles offdensen

princess peach: S/i : Prince Enoki

DNI if proship, homophobic, transphobic, racist, Pedophile, Zoophile, Anti therian, Anti agere, anti otherkin, ableist, or anti xenogenders

@bipocselfship-archive

[adris-agere-blog]

Here's a regressed Skwisgaar with some moomins! I saw a buncha skwis fanart with moomins so I decided to make one =3

[tiny-tadpole]

omg!! hello I age regress die to trauma n when I do one of my systems protectors (who is a fictive of Skwisgaar) is my cg so!! i associate metalocalypse with agere so finding this blog is so cool I hope you have a good day aa

Oh my god I havent checked messages in so long, so I'm sorry if this is super late! Honestly, this is super cool and sweet of you to share and hit me up anytime if you want to talk about Metalocalypse! I hope you have a good day too, nonnie 😌❤