#age 94

[aunti-christ-ine]

Excerpt:

Newhart’s style was maximalism masked in minimalism, a hilarious straight man and an expert reactor who, at times, needed to only react to himself.

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[catmint1]

I think you should be a child for as long as you can. I have been successful being able to do that for 74 years.

—Bob Newhart

[littlestkoi-n]

My weirdest headcanon is that at the end of 4th year Remus bites his leg off during a transformation. It's the first moon after his mum's funeral so he's extra distressed and the wolf isn't having it. Pomfrey is terrified when she finds him all mangled and cold from blood loss, and it's the first time James, Peter and Sirius aren't allowed to see him right away. Pomfrey magically sews his leg back together, of course, but like all his werewolf injuries it doesn't heal quite right. Now Remus has to hide his newfound limp to avoid suspicion. It makes Severus question him even more than before though, especially with Professors making up new excuses for Remus' absence after that since, you know, his mum's illness can't be a reason anymore. It also makes James, Peter and Sirius work faster on their animagi master plan cuz "bloody hell he chewed off his leg!"

[hyacinthsdiamonds]

Was nobody going to tell me that Oscar was one of the grid kids holding flags at the Australian gp which was also happened to be Max's F1 debut or was I just meant to do the math myself -

[slaygentford]

images that make you be normal

[kaifish-pond]

Any other little SO SO SO excited for Fall/Halloween?!

I'm gonna try and get my paws on some pumpkin spice flavoring for my coffee ( ･ิω･ิ)

[anotherpapercut]

if you think there should be an upper age limit for holding office your politics are based on finding the right people to discriminate against and you're annoying. there are other far better ways to determine if a person is competent enough to hold office

[thrilling-oneway]

back on shousuke posting since his hobby is collecting watches do you think when he was younger he wore them like chad does in hsm

[habitual-creatures]

Someone should give you the chaos emeralds

E-FUCKING-XACTLY, THEY CAN TRUST ME WITH THEM. BUT THEY HAVEN'T BECAUSE THEY'RE

" SCARED OF MY INTENTIONS "

WHAT DO THEY THINK I'M GONNA DO WITH 'EM??

SOMEONE SHOULD TELL THAT LITTLE ECHIDNA THAT I CAN TAKE OVER FOR HIM.

I COULD DO A MUCH BETTER JOB...

[ REGARDS, HABIT ]

[onlylonelylatino]

Batman (Jean-Paul Valley), Huntress and Robin by Phil Jimenez

[zou-pa]

No dessert till you finish your vegetablesdjpremier

[beatsandskies]

Making Enemies: the original duel decks.

It just had to be Rosewater, right? Early issues of The Duelist are wild. Although I was surprised it took until issue 8 until I found any decklists — that weren’t examples of limited pools or part of tournament reports at least. Issue 4 did have a run down on how you can make smart trades and take advantage of Ante to improve your starter deck (essentially a bigger booster pack with basics) and…

[lesbianchemicalplant]

Tom Lehrer would have done numbers as a tumblr funnyman

[always-a-joyful-note]

Tatsumi in !! Music: Aww, look at these kids. Oh, to be young again Me: My brother in Christ, you are 18

Nagisa and Sakuma in Road to Show: Gotta be adults and let the kids enjoy themselves while we grown ups take care of the work Me: Guys, you haven't even graduated from university

Keito to Kiryu: Gotta take care of our child Souma Me: ????? He's just a grade younger than you both???

Knights seniors: Must protect our adorable king from the horrors of the world Me: HE'S LIKE 3 YEARS YOUNGER THAN THE OLDEST OF YOU AND HIS FAMILY HAS ASSASSINS

Kiryu @ Kanata in the anime: As Ryuseitai's mom, you should help out its dad with the kids Me: "Mom" and "Dad" are still HIGH SCHOOLERS

[mamawasatesttube]

dismayed to discover that i made it over three quarters of the way through the dominus effect event in superman comics earlier today, before i threw up my hands and went "THIS IS TOO CONFUSING!!!" and quit. i guess i WILL be rereading all of it properly tomorrow slfjks

[leatherbookmark]

still thinking about twin-like jades but in cql... esp now that kk has the show where he plays twins... it might be just me, but while i Think that kk could sell both lxc and lwj, wyb's face is much more... youthful? when he's :-| and a king of microexpressions, it works, but i wonder if his wyb self wouldn't shine through if he played lxc as well. welp! we'll never know! but man i wish someone would draw that