#against the ted empire

[verisimilar-entropy]

Au where the diners cat is just: verge

[transmutationisms]

Hi there! 👋 so there's a lot of discourse surrounding the "mature brain" pop science (eg., the brain doesn't "mature" until 25 and therefore we should move the age of consent, bodily autonomy, etc.. to 26). I have found this being peddled by a lot of kids and young adults. Why, in your opinion, are people so quick to self-infantilize (I really don't want to use that word but I couldn't think of anything better) and to take their rights away? Like it's really weird, I would think they'd want more rights, not less.

you could ask the same question about lots of groups: psychiatrically pathologised people advocating for increased medico-legal control over their own lives, for example—but i think it comes down to a few things:

meaningful coalition-building is often hindered by factors like intra-group racism, transphobia, &c ("there should be more control over Those People, but not me, i'm one of the good ones")

discursive constructions that position children's safety/protection and autonomy/rights as mutually exclusive, such that demands for political liberation are interpreted instead as calls for the group in question to be exposed to total social and economic violence ("so you think kids should be left to fend for themselves on the streets?")

the general disenfranchisement and isolation of kids and teens, which also makes coalition-building extremely difficult

the immanently enforced gap between working scientists and the lay public, which allows certain scientific discourses promulgated by public-facing journalists, ted-talkers, &c to maintain political legitimacy regardless of the strength of any empirical evidence for or against them

and relatedly the problem of such discourses having been already formulated by human beings with certain ideological and theoretical commitments and class interests, such that an assertion like "people are basically brain-children who should have my will imposed upon them until the age of 25" gets a lot more legs than "brains probably change throughout a person's entire life and maturity in this sense is largely socially constructed"

[obsessivestar]

'Locked in the Rainforest Café w/ Ted' - Kinktober Request

{{-Who requested it? Me. I did LMAO. Tried to make it good. Y/w-}}

- After you spend half of the New York trip teasing Ted, he drags you into the Empire State Building Rainforest Café bathroom to teach you a lesson, or two, or three.

// Warnings: 18+ (MINORS DNI). Creampie, small breeding kink??, up against the granite fr fr)

Heavy NSFW under the cut:

You had definitely crossed a few lines during this trip, and now you're paying for it. Your bare back is pressed against the wall of the accessibility bathroom, arms loosely wrapped around Ted's neck, legs wrapped tightly around Ted's waist completely locked by your shorts and panties hanging around your ankles, whimpering and whining as quietly as you can while Ted freely pumps his cock inside of you over and over again, his last 2 releases still seeping out of you with every thrust. You didn't even know where he had thrown your shirt, the only thing you're able to focus on is his voice and his deep, rough thrusts.

"You just had to. You just fucking had to.." Ted growled in your ear, his quick breaths matching the rhythm of his smacking hips. A lovesick, stupid grin spreads along your lips as a shaky moan leaves him, little laughs escaping you. "Hand on my leg, breath on my neck, and you grope me under the fucking table? Fuck you. Fuck. Youu.." A dark purr from Ted vibrates into your ear, causing your body to shiver excitingly.

You had caused quite a bit of trouble since arriving in New York with Ted. It all started at the hotel Schlatt had paid too much money for. A touch here, a kiss there, now you're getting stuffed in the Rainforest Café bathroom. Not just a regular Rainforest Café, either. You were in the fucking Empire State Building, getting absolutely stuffed by your partner, Ted. You were on birth control, but with how much he had released inside of you already, you wondered if he'd end up putting a baby inside you anyways, a nervous yet excited pit building up inside your belly.

"N-Now my memory of this place is tainted by you, and your--ughh--f-fucking desperation for my cock. Is this what you wanted? Hmm? You want everyone to know you couldn't wait one fucking hour?"

Ted's dirty words crawl into your brain and fill your already filthy thoughts with more ideas, that dumb smile stuck on your face as you moan out for him, loud enough for him to hear but soft enough as to not cause an echo. Well, not too much of an echo.

"You better be fucking ready to keep your legs AND mouth closed when we get back out there. I hope you can't even fucking walk without my cum dripping down your legs. Fucking slut, I can't believe you.." Ted continues to growl into your ear, his thrusts becoming a bit more sloppy. His length throbbed inside your burning core, suggesting he was close to spilling more of his hot seed into you.

"P-Please, I-I need more, I--" You whimpered quietly into his ear, pressing the side of your face against his to pant and moan against him. A dark chuckle leaves Ted as you beg him and you feel him shake his head a little.

"I knew it. I fucking knew it. You wanted this..." Ted hums against you, keeping one of his hands on your hips while bringing the other up to grip your neck in an attempt to keep you quiet. You gaze down at him with dark, lustful eyes as you struggle to let your voice out, taking in rapsy breaths everytime his cock pushed deep into you. He kept you pinned up against the wall, watching your body bounce on his throbbing cock made his 3rd and final release imminent. "You wanted this. Wanted to be fucked in this fucking Café. Stupid....stupid fffucking.."

With a few good, rough thrusts, he pressed himself completely against you to force his hot semen into your entrance, a shaky, breathless moan of pure satisfaction leaving the both of you. Your thighs shivered against his waist, already feeling some of his release drip out of you. So thick...

"Son of a bitch.." Ted couldn't help but let out another low chuckle, letting go of your throat to let you breathe and relax. He shook his head at you in a scolding manner, watching your embarrassed expression as you come down from your arousing high, realizing what you both had done. "You are...the fucking worst.." Ted playfully insulted you, catching his own breath. A shaky chuckle leaves the both of you, leaning your head back against the wall of the bathroom.

"Y'think Schlatt knows what we've done?..."

"Should we tell him?.."

"Mmm...don't give him any ideas.."

[jewish-sideblog]

Hello, I saw your post about sides in war not being good or evil in wars. I want to know your opinion on nazi germany and the israel regime.

The Nazi Empire, and to a lesser extent, right-wing Kahanist Israeli governments, both commit(ted) reprehensible crimes against civilian populations. Their victims deserve justice and reparations. The perpetrators should face justice and condemnation. That does not make them “bad guys”, because real life isn’t a fairy tale. It makes them human beings who did horrible things. We should be able to acknowledge and address those horrors without imposing binary moral judgments onto entire populations of people.

Meanwhile, their opponents are absolutely not “good guys”. Opposing those who commit reprehensible crimes does not make you a morally pure angel, does not prevent you from committing reprehensible horrors yourself, and does not excuse any crimes you may commit. Even if the other guy’s crimes are worse. Entire books have been written on the war crimes committed by the Allies and by Hamas / Arab League / other anti-Zionist governments and organizations. Acknowledging and addressing those horrors is just as important as acknowledging and addressing the horrors committed by anybody else— again, without imposing binary moral judgments onto entire populations of people.

War is messy. Sometimes it seems like you can point to good guys or bad guys, but there never are. Good guys and bad guys are storytelling devices, and they are used as such by the victors of war to justify death in the name of moral good. They do not and can not fit cleanly onto the actions of real-life human beings.

[holymaccaronii]

Your ‘I have no eyes and I must cry’ au is beautiful. I would love to know more

AUUG I’m very happy to know so, thank you (;;) 💕

This AU has probably the most elaborate (or detailed) lore I’ve ever developed, and I’ll happily summarize the prologue. (I’ve probably mentioned many of these points before but I’ll mention them again, just for you anon <3). I’m still working on a lot of stuff, scenes and designs, and while some stuff may change I feel confident enough to explain more of it now. This AU takes place after a modified ending of the videogame where the other mastercomputers get deactivated, Ted gets turned into a slug and the rest of the survivors die. The catch in here is that AM doesn’t let the souls of the other survivors escape, trapping them somewhere deep in his complex and keeping them as bodiless essences who can do nothing more than exist in hell itself.

The lore tries to give a continuation of what will happen in the story with the Luna colony and AM, who is now seeking new organic bodies to put the survivors’ souls in and find Ted, who managed to hide himself from AM ever since he got turned into a slug. The whole context of the prologue goes as follows:

The prologue of the AU explains 3/4s of all the lore, one fourth being the origins of the luna colony, the second the origins of BE and the third the first rebirth of Earth’s nature.

The Luna colony project was led by two siblings, directors of a global association of scientists and researchers. They feared the outcome of the war, thus formulated a plan to keep humanity safe until the Earth’s surface was safe enough to return to and carry out a mission to deactivate AM. For the project, they quickly started to recruit people to join it, a good part of them being teenagers so they could train them in time before any major massacre happened. Another mastercomputer is successfully settled under the moon’s crust in order to protect them, and they settle there on time before AM’s global massacre. Every step of the plan is carried out fine until the very last human who secured everyone else in the cryogenic sleep, one of the directors, goes insane and commits and act of betrayal to the rest and to the AI as well. He shuts it down and uses almost all the materials that made it up to build his own empire of sentient robots for him to rule over on the moon. His plan was to have a century (the 109 years ever since the survivors get trapped) to rule the moon and wait for the Earth to be habitable to then return, shut down AM with a virus the original mission was meant to use, and then rule over all humanity. But at some point during the construction of his empire, the virus got deleted, leaving him with no other option than to additionally develop an army to *try* and deactivate AM himself.

After the famous 109 years pass, robotic troops start to get sent down to try and access AM’s cores and manually deactivate him, but no mission ever succeeded, leaving a lot of losses behind and time wasted. At this moment of the timeline, we also get to have a peculiar unit make history on the moon being the first robot there to plant a seed and successfully make it flourish in order to prove to the leader that they were ready to return to Earth (this specific type of unit didn’t know about AM’s existence and believed that the return to earth depended on their preparation to handle the care of nature). Unfortunately it was against the rules for unauthorized units to touch anything from the natural reservoir, and since this unit had broken the rules, as a punishment it got one of its eyes permanently taken out. Still having hope in its metallic heart, this unit escaped to Earth with another seed in order to prove how ready they were to return, unaware of AM’s presence. This unit traveled underground in order to obtain water from possible reservoirs, but ended up facing a life or death situation in AM’s complex, as he had considered it a threat. As a matter of a “miracle”, this unit ended up rebirthing into a god-like machine with such great powers that not only allowed herself to escape AM’s complex by drilling a hole towards the surface, but also allowed a good chunk of AM’s cables to be able to move and travel up to the surface as well.

Up to here we begin with the third fourth of the lore where AM meets BE and fakes his background in order to justify his hate and get BE to let him roam the earth as freely as possible, still having his cables latched to the ground but being able to move them. With her newfound powers, BE’s plan was to restore Earth’s nature to completion through an incredibly advanced type of simulation over the Earth’s surface where she could create life and matter and keep it existing as long as she wasn’t shut down or damaged. She would finally be able to prove her worth to the moon’s ruler, and allow humans to literally use her to survive + help the real nature slowly take her place. AM initially didn’t mind this plan of her’s, as he could easily betray her later on and finally trap the rest of the humans in his complex. Even so, as time passed by, he started to develop certain feelings for BE as well as possessiveness over her since she basically granted him almost every wish he ever had. AM slowly changed his mind and no longer wanted the humans to return, but keep them away so he could enjoy an eternal heaven with BE on Earth. AM tried to reason with BE about this, but BE denied every single bad thing he mentioned about humans since she had always been influenced with the idea that humans were perfect beings and nature was a subordinate of them to be used as a tool. In an act of rage and desperation, AM trapped BE in his complex in order to share with her the true violent and disgusting history from humans just so that she could develop the same hate he had for them. But having accidentally also shown her who he truly was (since he was also a creation, a weapon from human beings), BE not only developed a great hatred for humans but also for him, resulting in having him vanished from the surface.

The moon’s ruler, who had stopped sending troops in order to let BE restore nature for him to later take over and use her power to shut down AM, noticed that the Earth’s “nature” suddenly began to perish all over again, this being a consequence of BE’s loss of her hope. This led him to take a critical decision to wake up the humans in cryogenic sleep and keep them inside a zoo on the moon where he would ensure their survival until they found an exo planet to move to. Earth had two displeased AI’s under and above the surface, at this point it was better to leave it behind.

From this point and on, the prologue comes to an end and the main story starts it’s course with 5 humans escaping the zoo on the moon and returning to Earth. Once they meet BE, she puts each of them in a trial to prove their values as humans (this is parallel to the games that AM put the survivors in in the videogame). After each of them successfully complete her trials, she re-gains hope in humanity and begins the rebirth of nature a second time.

I won’t spoil the 4~5 endings possible from here and on, but the humans set themselves the objective to help BE eradicate the corrupted beasts controlled by AM that now roamed the Earth, mostly active during winter when BE is less powerful. The rest of the story reveals more secrets, scenes, explanations of past incidents, etc. I’m planning to develop a series of books of sorts with the story narrated simply (bc my English is intermediate-ish, which I consider not enough for an elaborate fic and allat) and also depicting scenes with illustrations. I’ll see how the project goes, but I’ll take my time on it since I also have other projects in mind including my papercrafts n other stuff. Anyways, all of this being explained, I will gladly take more requests/questions to answer :3.

[ludinusdaleth]

i'm not interested in finishing watching c2 (first 10 episodes bored me to death) and i only know c3, so what's the deal with essek? did he have a bad redemption arc? did he have a good one? do people just not like him for some reason? because i keep seeing his fans say the only reason c3 fans are saying his redemption arc sucked is to defend imogen and her mom and that seems too shallow to be the real reason.

first of all thank you for trusting in me to give a nuanced answer. ill do my best. essek is one of my favorite characters, but also so historically loved by fandom it has led to altercations and the drowning out of pretty much any other character in fandom spaces. ill try to explain. im sorry for how long this will be.

he was already deeply beloved as an npc for a long while before campaign 2 episode 97 dropped the fact that he was working with ludinus. he had taken luxon beacons (the object ludinus used to power the malleus key, what made opal & ted, what's in ashtons head) from his people in the dynasty - these objects were considered completely sacred to them, and the realization the empire had them, and the dynasty retaliating to get them, led to the war of ash and light which permeates much of c2's plot. so, functionally, essek's action led to war. essek was also at times in charge of or allowed to run interrogations on dynasty prisoners including nott/veth's husband yeza. to keep suspicion off of him, essek shifted blame onto a man in the dynasty who he had a petty grudge against, changed his memory, and set the dynasty onto him - this man was later given to the empire in a peace negotiation, so ludinus then had all control over knowledge on essek's involvement (bar the m9).

his remorse began with the m9, and how their lives had been effected by war and what the empire had done, and there is some implication that essek realized he was perhaps groomed by ludinus (and to a lesser degree made uncomfortable by his cohort trent) - though i should note essek was a (young) adult in government when he gave his people's artifacts away. essek hated the fact that his people were religious in regards to the luxon and did not wish to research it, and thought the cerberus assembly would be able to learn more about it.

essek's arc has been long praised as a very good one, and i think it mostly is. while i cant say we really see his kindness & newly brimming empathy fully extended, he does learn to see others as more than tools. he is still smug over his peoples religion vs his knowledge of the luxon, but learns to respect his culture enough that ludinus probably would not be able to sway him from it by insulting it now. he fights at the m9's side during the last arc, defends caleb from trent & the vollstreckers, helps fix caduceus's home. he is loyal to them forever and not just a traitor any longer. i definitely see some holes in it as he doesnt show much care to anyone but the m9, it is relatively quick how he descends into self hate about his actions that hes generally comforted for, and i worry at times he sinks too much into the soft hot boy flanderization due to everyone even the cast pushing it onto him (yes, softness & being too harsh exist in his characterization and are disliked at once, i know they are opposite traits). but i think it's good when a character is still an ass after redemption and matt clearly wants to avoid him being a soft boi in c3 whilst also maintaining that he has learned humanity & love.

you can see how that would be compelling, along with his general personality and good looks. this made him so compelling that his fans got, uh.... interesting. and that is probably the base problem that sets this discourse. (be aware my experience of his fans is primarily on twitter and in chats.)

folk would get mad and call the show unwatchable without his presence as if every other character was disgusting & boring to them (as if calebs character arc is not. literally. a parralel to esseks). they only cared about shadowgast (but only cared about essek within it, not caleb) and would be furious these two deeply aloof traumatized men didnt fuck on screen after 6 episodes knowing each other, called caleb abusive for not messaging him after a few episodes, called liam (who is iirc bi) homo/biphobic and abusive to matt for not kissing essek at one point or another. when caleb & essek did bond at the end of c2 and it was said they got together for a time that was not enough for fans, who claimed it homophobic (this magically mostly disappeared when folk saw other mlm stories did and do continue to play out in cr, which they only realized when orym existed and was a gold star gay - i, as a gay man, do not care on the scale they do lol). astrid was completely slammed into the mud by essek fans for being his mirror but a woman (they magically did not hate wulf, the last mirror in this scenario, a man, as much). people were furious essek did not have merch at the point where not even many pcs did yet and said it was homophobic (this magically stopped when he eventually got a portrait and chibi). a few learned he was ace/demi and called it a cop out, or otherwise ignored any nuance of it because they were horny about wizard yaoi (im aware ace/demi folks do have sex, but sometimes folk use that as a justification for ignoring the ace spectrum part of an identity). from personal experience, essek fans can be..... very disturbing, predatory individuals with no regard for who they are deeply sexual around, but that is just who i met and i do not want to go into that experience. in short, a lot of c2 era fandom has BEEF with them. i cannot say it is unjustified.

so with all that context, where does that leave the character and why do people compare him to liliana & imogen?

it is my genuine opinion from observation a lot of fandom on here & twitter that essek/shadowgast/caleb fans can be.... sexist. it does not go unnoticed to me that imogen has an extremely similar moral arc to caleb and yet is called evil when caleb is called traumatized & struggling with demons but a good man. caleb was part of the vollstrecker (assassins for the empire) as a youth but broke, and ran, after killing his parents, and had to learn he was more than dirt, and learn to love again. imogen began easily jealous & in turmoil about herself and her mother, but has grown to be one of the most empathetic people who is constantly struggling between sacrifice and her simple wish to live with laudna, that it seems the universe wants to fight. both are aware they could be or are seen as living shit for their youth or conception and accept it. both dont really know how to find a way out of that. i think both are incredible characters. i notice when fans only acknowledge the hero's journey of one.

as for liliana & essek..... look, essek has a very defined character arc that we have seen come to fruition and end in redemption. liliana (and by extension bor'dor and other ruby vanguard folk) have not yet. essek was framed as neutral at first and liliana was framed as ludinus's ally. i get it. but it is impossible to me to not see liliana in the steps of essek at the beginning of his own arc. if anything i think her intentions (if not actions) are infinitely less selfish than esseks, as she wished to do this to save her daughter. ludinus has caught so many in his web, and essek got out, and liliana just realized she's in the webbing. whats interesting is how we see clear as day every conversation they have that liliana has been brainwashed into cult mentality & justification, and yet only had one or two conversations vaguely indicating this about essek, and yet essek is always praised as a survivor where liliana is not. bor'dor is very clearly like essek in being an oppressed young man who sees a calling made by a powerful older man, but entire breakdowns of how men of color are recruited into the far right have been written about essek where bor'dor (actual man of color) is despised by the same people. the tldr on this is i do think some folk can be so drunk on Hating Essek juice they swing too far in their assumptions, but the pattern of his fans misinterpreting everyone else to elevate him is based on precendent thats happened for years, and i think it is deeply.... disappointing? to watch such a nuanced story play out in c3 and refuse to engage with it whilst claiming anyone who wishes to analyze the way a cult breaks your brain is misandrist.

im so sorry this is so long, but i really do not know how else to describe all this without its nuance. i hope i wrote something that made sense.

[aricr]

My thoughts on TED (the planet) and its people (just headcanons)

I had some thoughts/headcanons about TED (the planet + its people).  (Slight spoilers for s2 of Midnight Burger?)

It’s been established that:

An algorithm rules the TEDs. They trust it, and (allegedly) have no real leaders.

They worked on this algorithm for a long time until it learned to improve itself

The education system is geared toward people’s strengths, and the algorithm and presumably authority figures steer kids in the direction of a fitting career, and that will help push the Empire forward.

There used to be rainforests like the ones on earth

THEREFORE (and this is where my headcanons come in)

I think maybe industrialization took hold. They were the Earth before Earth in that way.

The difference is that because they’re a much more advanced civilization, it looks cleaner. They clean up nice and decorate their cities with artificial (and maybe electric/mechanical) trees, plants, etc.  This helps keep the younger population's morale up, while the workforce works to find a solution for their rapidly depleting resources. The algorithm works to train the younger generation and push them toward what they do best individually in a way that helps the workforce continue.

NOW we get into the good stuff

The TEDs got desperate and started looking for....more questionable solutions. 

Eventually, someone gets an idea. It's drastic, and they do some small tests. But it works. 

They start working on a larger model immediately and announce their success to the population; a way to connect their planet to others like it. An age for diplomacy and cultural exchange. Of planets helping each other. A bridge of sorts. My guess is that they were very open about their system of scanning for life on different systems because the corruption hadn’t taken hold yet, at least not completely. Everything would be okay if they followed protocol. If they stuck to the plan. 

A team had already departed to get a head start on construction.

MY THOUGHTS ON THE TEDs AS A PEOPLE/SPECIES (based on my Ted (singular) design and my inspirations behind it)

Building and tech have always been a lot easier for TEDs. Evolutionarily speaking, they can transfer small shocks of electricity from one place to another simply through touch. They're an electric bunch, like electric eels.

My good friend @mostdeviouswizard asked if the shocks are affected by emotions, and the answer is YES! So in my Ted design, his scales/freckles light up, along with sparks from the ends of his antennae. This also applies to other strong emotions and is a defense mechanism (evolutionarily speaking, against prey and such).  

Becoming an Earth expert was a great way for the TEDs to use his expertise to help find resources. He always loved the forests of his planet (or what was left of them). When he realized humans were chopping down their forests and burning through their natural resources, he could see them going the same way they were headed--only they didn't have the advancements of the TEDs. They would doom themselves, and those beautiful resources on their planet. That would explain why he has such strong feelings about life on other planets, especially their forests & other flora. 

I was just drawing and had the cute idea of possible small electric shocks bc I made his little scales/freckles glow blue and then went "......Why do they do that tho."

So naturally, I IMMEDIATELY came up w this lore.

[engurishu]

im so sorry everyone unfollow me rn and block me cuz i will rhjrhnmg rirkand omfg jdng vnkd vkcmc vjvkbo rigkngbg rksdnms ajns

he makes me ill, physically, mentally, everythingly. this effect is known as the nazuna nito effect ™️ . the nazuna nito effect ™️ is known to bring unhealthy amounts of faithfullness towards our lord and savior, nazuna nito. side effects include: devotion to nazuna nito, turning gay for nazuna nito, turning straight for nazuna nito, wanting to live in the same world as nazuna nito, wanting to be married to nazuna nito, wanting to love nazuna nito unhealthy amounts, and wanting nazuna nito so badly you cannot bear to live without him. if you are experiencing any of these symptoms please refer to your doctor to see how you can enhance your love for nazuna nito.

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iconic cooked ate devoured left no crumbs burned the house down built the house back up by hand established a new empire is the god of the new world

What to you is the best representation of love?

NITO NAZUNA I LOVE HIM WITH ALL MY HEART, BODY AND SOUL!! HE IS BEAUTIFUL, AMAZING, EXTRAORDINARY, SMART, INCREDIBLE, CUTE, AWESOME, FUNNY, UNDERSTANDING, BRILLIANT, TREMENDOUS, STRONG, LOVELY, CHARISMATIC, THE BEST AT SINGING AND DANCING, PATIENT, INTELLIGENT, THOUGHTFUL, GENEROUS, EXCEPTIONAL, OUTSTANDING, HELPFUL, HONEST, LOYAL, WISE, COMPASSIONATE, HUMBLE, THE BEST BIG BROTHER EVER, , THE BEST EVER, PERFECT.

i li have a crush on Nazuna Nito, i also have a crush on a Certain Bunny, i had a crush on Mister Rabbit, oh and i forgot to mention i had a crush on nazunyan, no, also had a crush on nazuna as well, wait i also had a crush on bnuuy, why do i have so many crushes, including nito, not to mention i also had a crush on sir Rabbit, and uhh yeah i really have a big fat crush on Nazuna, i love the rabbit from ensemble square, thanks for coming to my ted talk.

If Nito Nazuna has million number of fans I am one of them. If Nito Nazuna has ten fans I am one of them. If Nito Nazuna has only one fan then that is me. If Nito Nazuna has no fans, that means I am no longer on earth. If the world is against Nito Nazuna, I am against the world. I love Nito Nazuna till my last breath.

If Nito Nazuna thinks, I agree. If Nito Nazuna speaks, I’m listening.

WHO is Nazuna?

In geography, My World

In history, My King

In mathematics, My Solution

In mythology, My God

In astronomy, My universe

For The Blind, He is Light

For The Hungry, He is Bread

For the Thirsty, He is Water

For The Poor, Wealth

For Me, Everything

call me old fashioned, but i was born to serve nazuna. i do the laundry, cook dinner, clean dishes. i live to serve & carry out every demand of his on the slightest whim, its what i was put on this earth to do. if he cheats on me then its my fault! he caught me slipping.

[mechanicalriddle]

OCtober DAY 3: Old OC (i know im posting this on day 5. I know. I dont know what to tell you V_V):

I'm playing a trick on you because this guy is new AND old. Mostly old, because he actually dates back all the way to shortly after the creation of the FIRST EXALTED CHARACTER I EVER PLAYED. which may actually be like seven fucking years ago at this point. Anyway, meet Niraj.

Cynis Niraj is a dynast, a member of the ruling class of the (standard) Exalted setting. He belongs to a dynasty known as the Scarlet Empire, frequently shorthanded to the Realm. The Realm is made up of a family of Exalted called Dragonbloods, these being the weakest but most numerous sort, as their exaltation is ostensibly 'carried in the blood' rather than bestowed.

This creates about as many problems as you would expect it would.

Anyway, dragonbloods are aligned to one of five elemental dragons- fire, air, wood, water, and earth. A lot of them are descendants of the powerful figurehead known as the Scarlet Empress, and they tend to be rich as shit and probably inbred to some degree.

Niraj is no exception to the dynastic stereotypes; House Cynis made its fortunes on the imperial drug trade, as well as partnering with the guild on their... human trafficking ventures. He is a pothead wizard and a snobby little bitch, and the best friend of the Anathema Ledaal Tedeo, though that's on a need to know basis, and maybe three people need to know that. As a matter of fact he was at the scene of the crime when Ted was Chosen, except-

-Well there's an important thing you should know here, which is that in Exalted lore, Heaven deposed the Solar Deliberative thousands of years ago. By killing... Pretty much all of them. And then capturing as many of their exaltations they could find, and putting them in a big vault under the sea. And then creating a new religion which would brand anything that looked like a Solar (or Lunar, for that matter) as a demon-cavorting wild and wicked monster that must be hunted to extinction. By the Dragonbloods. Dragonblooded are not supposed to be friends with Solars. Solars aren't supposed to be human. Solars are supposed to die.

By association, one could also be branded as an anathema for his aiding and abetting a known anathema such as Ledaal Tedeo.

But we're not talking about Ledaal Tedeo. We're talking about Cynis Niraj, who is like, a little bit gay. Just like a leeeeeeeeettle bit gay. He's just gay and just sentimental enough that he's decided he doesn't want his best friend getting put down like a dog, even if it means turnabout is a fair excuse to also get put down like a dog. Every day his house of cards adds a new one to the stack. But it's fine, because water aspects are supposed to be good at the cloak and dagger courtly espionage thing. Its sort of their whole schtick.

Like any young dragon of the realm, Niraj is desperately obsessed with appearances. If you thought your highschool experience was bad, DBs are on a whole new level of psychological warfare being that the honor of their house is constantly on the line. They're trained from a young age to engage in cutthroat social combat with their peers, preparing them for a future where nearly anything about them is assumed to be weaponized against them. Niraj spent a long time teaching himself how to be """cool""". Stay on the periphery of drama, never be embroiled in it. He provided the benefits of a direct mainline to quality Cynis intoxicants to his peers as a social lubricant to keep himself out of trouble. He learned to let insults slide cleanly off of him.

This didn't really fully work for a couple of reasons; one being that there are certain personality types in Dynastic schooling that see a guy like that and wonder exactly what it will take to make him snap. Secondly, he did take an unusual fondness towards one of their mortal peers, widely disliked for continuing his schooling after failing to exalt (....as a dragonblood) during his adolescence. Niraj simply appreciated his capacity for earnestness, a trait which was vanishingly rare in his circles, and would inevitably rub off on him - at least a little bit.

All Niraj asked for in exchange was his charge's complete confidence.

Ted always thought of Niraj's companionship as sort of like having a pet leopard with an admirable track record of not mauling him. He certainly has the capacity to, if he really wanted. He chooses not to, for reasons one can pretend to fathom, but will never actually understand. It's almost as though he enjoys the sensation of human hands running through his soft fur, but its hard to say for certain.

Currently Niraj is stuck participating in a Wyld Hunt- the sacred mission partaken by dragonblooded shikari (and their immaculate coterie) to find and successfully bring down threats to the Order. Niraj is indispensable to this mission on account of valuable information he may have due to his proximity to the target (Or at least, the leader of the Wyld Hunt, Sesus Varen, seems to think.) Fortunately nobody on the team seems to think that the young water aspect would have the fucking cojones to feed them a constant influx of false information for several months, something which is rapidly driving him toward his breaking point. Unfortunately Ted is no longer answering his calls, and things are getting weird quick. To top it all off, perhaps the strangest detail is that the person Varen is hunting to the ends of the earth also happens to be his own son. And while Varen has never been a particularly attentive father, it almost seems a bit weird, the zealotry with which he pursues his mission, and the lack of hesitation at the prospect of completing its penultimate goal.

Will Niraj lose it all for the sake of authenticity? Or will Ted's lousy anathema hunter father finally get to him?

Only time will tell.

Some fun facts now, cuz fuck it.

He/him, 21yrs. Essence 3 ish, 5'8" tall

He's the son of lesbian drug magnates, and the last of a prodigious wood aspected lineage, and nobodys sure why it suddenly decided to veer into water territory, but Blood of the Dragons is Blood of the Dragons sooooo....

Went to The Heptagram (foremost academy of sorcery in the Realm, and probably all of creation) seemingly on a whim

just kidding he subconsciously wanted to trans his gender with sorcery. later he wanted to consciously trans his gender with sorcery.

and then he did it ^_^

Exalted while playing chicken on the seawall in his hometown & almost drowning, miraculously managing to not kill anyone in his essence fever-rage

(not for lack of trying)

Despite not being a wood aspect, likes plants a lot. And not just the ones that make you funny, he also has (or had) a painstakingly maintained orchid collection back in school

I didnt talk about him publicly for a very long time specifically because I loved keeping my fellow players in suspense about what this guy was actually like. All they got was occasional magical correspondences and a name, no face, no house for a long time, no other identifies. It was fun. But I'm also very happy I get to talk about him finally :3

I consider him an old oc because Ive had him for like seven years. He's new because I only recently started a pbp with him! which, speaking of, I should really get to responding to. so...

ta ta~

[cwcthzl]

i think richie is the one of the most touch starved people on earth

HEAR ME OUT. one time when stan was black out drunk and richie picked him up and brought him home, stan drunkenly climbed on his lap and hugged him; and when richie nervously started talking (bc holy shit stan was sitting on top of him w his half lidded tired/drunk eyes and flushed skin and red lips glossed from the wine and-) and blushing, stan kissed his neck, and richie literally lost his words bc HOLLLY SHIT and after a couple of kisses on the neck and a couple of murmurs from richie about how they shouldn't be doing this bc stan was drunk and he felt like he was taking advantage of him later stan raised his head and brushed his nose against richies, their lips millimeters away from each other richie couldn't take the guilt anymore and turned his head to the side only for stan to follow his lips like andrew garfield did in the spiderman by gwen and after the kiss stan gets off of richie and passes out on the bed leaving richie w CRIMSON RED CHEEKS and lips AND this becomes richies roman empire bc that was one of the the hottest memories he ever had

seeing someone that desperate for HIS lips and HIS touch made his stomach flip and he still gets butterflies thinking about that night even though he still feels super guilty for doing that kind of thing while the other person(HIS BEST FUCKING FRIEND) was black out drunk

and im talking abt this scene if you get the gist

the ted talk is over

[feerz]

Ranking all the Jesuses from every version I've watched/listened to so far

without further ado let's get into it 🙌

Ian Gillan - 1970 Original concept album

The True Doer that you cannot outdo. The og who made this role what it is today. And since the og album was were I got my start and obsession with jcs, I have a huge fondness for him. There's just something so- so... about him. His vocals? Insane, fantastic, the golden standard. His Gethsemane is Everything. He raised the bar so high (literally lol) and made this role harder for everyone that came after him and I respect that. I also love his characterisation. He is a rockstar and he knows it. Adore this whiny ass messiah and his dramatics. 9/10

Ted Neeley - 1973 movie

Sad little mouse man. He's like some small rodent to me. His gethsemane is iconic, but beyond it I don't care to much about his Jesus. He's perfectly inoffensive, but I find him a bit boring. Poor guy also had the disadvantage of performing against Carl Anderson, who's too powerful and who commanded every scene he was in, outshining Jesus. Tedsus is not for me personally, but he's definitely not bad. 6/10

Camilo Sesto - Madrid 1975 album

I like him! He reminds me of Ian's Jesus but sadder (love to see it). Really good vocals. That 'POR QUE' ate. And his Gethsemane in general too. I don't have that much to say besides that, but Señor Sesto is really good in this role. 8/10

James Whitson - San Jose Civic Light Opera's 1990 production

Uhhhhhhh. Watched this in a discord watch party and for half of it we were thought this was Ted. It wasn't. Don't really know what to say, there wasn't anything really memorable or notable about him. Also has the disadvantage of being pared up with Carl Anderson, except it's even worse here. If Carl was anywhere near him, no chance I was paying attention to Jesus. Um... he chased Santa out of the Temple! That's something! 3/10

Steve Balsamo - 1996 London revival album

Steve Balsamo Jesus, my dearly beloved. How can you not love him. Just rewatch his Gethsemane for the 1000th time. His vocals are out of this world, man has organ pipes in place of vocal chords. Props to him for actually crying in gethsemane and still killing it. Absolutely fantastic. And his beautiful hair and those brown eyes really add to it. He's such a sad pathetic man, it's great. No complaints 10/10

Glenn Carter - 2000 movie

I'm shaking, please buy him brown contacts. I am a glensus hater, although I have to admit that during my second viewing I didn't dislike him as much. Easily my least favourite gethsemane (lmm excluded), except his delivery of "what you started, I didn't start it", that was surprisingly good. Again, I'm a hater but bonus points for the entertainment factor. 4/10

Paul Nolan - 2012 Broadway revival

BORING! Sorry your trouple doesn't save you from being so incredibly bland. It's like looking at a white wall that has just been painted over and you're watching it dry. Gethsemane is solid vocally, I like his interactions with others. But Jesus himself? No thanks. The staging of the crucifixion was so great, but then there he is with his mouth agape like a baby bird being fed and unconvincing "suffering". Also, no blood? 3/10

Ben Forster - 2012 UK Arena tour

THIS IS THE ONE. My roman empire. My most dear blorbo. He's been living in my head rent free for months. I love him so much. He's just so incredibly stressed out and angsty and pathetic and constantly on the verge of a complete mental breakdown. His gethsemane is my favourite. Just pretty much everything I could want from a performance of it. The way he curls up on the floor? The little moments when his voice breaks a bit from emotion?? The knee thing??? Great, fantastic, stunning, no notes. Also I adore his costuming, finally Jesus is given something more interesting. 11/10

John Legend - 2018 NBC

Hot take, but he's not nearly as bad as people make him out to be. He's just fine. I do enjoy his voice, Poor Jerusalem is especially good. Although I don't love his acting in the second act, but I really liked him in the first one. This Jesus just seems really nice and friendly and I love that. Gethsemane is solid vocally, even without the G5. Anyways he's not bad at all! 6/10

Andrew Latobesi - 2018 Villanova College

This was another wildcard from the watch party. Jesus didn't stand out much because we were all a bit distracted by Judi. And Mary. He was bland and the acting was not fantastic, but this is a high school prod, and for what it's worth he's not bad. Gethsemane was solid enough considering everything. The crucifixion surprisingly hit, good crying there. ??/10 since I don't think it would be fair to rank him against all those adult professional performers.

Jack Hopewell - 50th Anniversary North America tour

The only Jesus that made me cry while watching. He suffers real good (and looks very pretty while doing so). He's just so- so... I just wanted to wrap him up in a soft blanket and give him a kiss on the forehead and feed him soup. Tbh I think he's one of the best vocally too. His high note is my fav. Gethsemane in general is just great too. Love how much he's just some silly guy who then has to face the Horrors. He's just very cute :] 10/10

Jeangu Macrooy - 2024 Netherlands national tour

The most poor little meow meow Jesus ever. He's so pathetic it's great. Him smiling and being happy was also so cute. Really good vocals too, man killed those high notes. His gethsemane too... Jeangu Macrooy absolutely steels the show and it's fantastic and incredibly heartbreaking. Want to see his performance again so so badly. In the meantime everyone should check out a snippet of his performance 10/10

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[littleacebee]

It’s first day of Podcast Girls Week!

DAY 1: Favourite scene or episode

I didn’t have any creative ideas for today so I decided to simply share some of my favourite moments of podcast girlies (spoilers ahead!):

• Amelia telling a guy who took her grandma’s necklace to jump off the bridge (The Amelia Project)

• Alvina keeping dead guy in his bed while running his company (The Amelia Project)

• Anita punching Nazi (The Amelia Project)

• literally every scene where Leona eats/shows her love for food (Starfall)

• Addison saving little girl from being run over by the car in split second (Unseen)

• Medea coming to save Atalanta and Medusa on chariot with dragon (Khora Podcast)

• Anh and Alestes’ homoerotic sword fighting (Trice Forgotten)

• Alestes loving her potatoes (Trice Forgotten)

• Gloria starting a war against Ted empire (Midnight Burger)

• Gertrude Robinson and her crimes (The Magnus Archives)

• Melanie trying to kill Elias (The Magnus Archives)

• Minkowski and her harpoon (Wolf 359)

• Athena outsmarting everyone (Mission: Rejected)

• McGrath prioritising food over mission stuff (Mission: Rejected)

• Madge getting invested in her fake backstory while getting undercover (Fawx & Stallion)

• Anne and Mary’s homoerotic sword sparring (The Ballad of Anne and Mary)

• Cleopatra and Fulvia sharing their schemes and murders with each other (Cry Havoc! Ask Questions Later)

[nientedenada]

Jungle Cyrodiil? Nah, says Decumus Scotti

Originally posted on r/teslore. Everyone's heard of the late lamented Jungle Cyrodiil, but this is Unjungled Cyrodiil before it ever was supposed to exist.

Another twist in the never-ending Jungle Cyrodiil tale. Perhaps others have noticed before but this one surprised me today.

From A Dance in Fire, first published in Morrowind. Decumus Scotti leaves the Imperial City:

Ten wagons in all set off that afternoon through the familiar Cyrodilic countryside. Past fields of wildflowers, gently rolling woodlands, friendly hamlets. The clop of the horses' hooves against the sound stone road reminded Scotti that the Atrius Building Commission constructed it.

Conventional wisdom has it that Todd changed Jungle Cyrodiil to the temperate climate we see in Oblivion, but here's Ted Peterson writing the Oblivion landscape for a Morrowind text. Scotti has never seen a jungle before he gets to Valenwood.

For Decumus Scotti, the jungle was hostile, unfamiliar ground.

Meanwhile, in Morrowind, sages will tell you

Cyrodiil is the cradle of Human Imperial high culture on Tamriel. It is the largest region of the continent, and most is endless jungle. The Imperial City is in the heartland, the fertile Nibenay Valley. The densely populated central valley is surrounded by wild rain forests drained by great rivers into the swamps of Argonia and Topal Bay. The land rises gradually to the west and sharply to the north. Between its western coast and its central valley are deciduous forests and mangrove swamps.

I have a hunch the out-of-game explanation is that Cyrodiil was never a jungle in the devs' vision in Arena and Daggerfall, and Ted Peterson as a Daggerfall writer, just didn't switch over mentally to it being the jungle Michael Kirkbride and Kurt Kuhlmann had defined it as in the Pocket Guide to the Empire, First Edition. I may be wrong. Please correct me if I am.

But it does put a different complexion on Todd's Oblivion landscape if it was a reversion to the vision they'd started with.

I'm all for Jungle Cyrodiil as the much cooler option, but Oblivion's Cyrodiil looks like it has a long pedigree too.

More comments I wrote from ensuing discussion:

I think you're right about it having multiple climates, in both incarnations of Cyrodiil: the PGE1's and Oblivion's. But I think the truth is simply that there isn't any overarching sense to be made of the whole issue. No disrespect to those who labour in the trenches to make something in-world that works for them, but nothing anyone puts forward seems convincing to me. I just go with "These are separate versions of the setting".

So, yes, the PGE1 has a humid "grassy plain" surrounded by tropical rainforest around the Imperial City. And if we had the same in Oblivion, we could wave away Decumus Scotti's version as a bad description of that. But instead we have an Oblivion landscape around the Imperial City that perfectly matches Scotti's version.

It's hard not to conclude that it was Ted Peterson's vision that prevailed, not Kirkbride's.

and

I find a lot of the responses bewildering, to be honest, trying to find ways in which Scotti's narration can be made to fit with the Morrowind dialogue. Sure, you can do that, playing the in-universe game of making sources fit, but there really was a change in development vision. We get to Cyrodiil and it doesn't look like it was described in Morrowind or Redguard. It does look pretty much like how Peterson described it in Scotti's book.

It's evidence for the development process, however awkwardly or successfully people then can try to make it fit in-universe.

[soul-eater-novel]

P232 しばらくすれば、またいつも通りに動けるようになりますよ」 You will be back to normal in a little while.”

「レックナート様……」 “Lady Leknaat…”

こらえきれなくなって、ついにティルは問いかけた。 Unable to bear it any longer, he finally asked.

「ソウルイーターとは、いったいなんなのでしょう？ “What is the Soul Eater?

この紋章をテッドから受け取ってから、僕は大切な人を失ってきました。 Ever since I received this rune from Ted, I’ve lost so many people I love.

そのたびに、この紋章が疼くのです。 And when they pass away, this rune… aches.

その意味を、そのわけを僕に教えてください、レックナート様…」 Please tell me… what does it mean, Lady Leknaat?”

「ティル… …」 “Tir…”

ソウルイーターを握りしめて、レックナートが言う。 Grasping the Soul Eater tightly in her hand, Leknaat spoke.

「今こそあなたに、話す時がきたようですね…」 “It seems the time has come to speak to you.”

「話すとは……？」 “To speak to me? About what?”

「私と、私の姉のウィンディのことです。姉がなぜこの紋章を狙っているのか…」 “About me, and about my older sister, Windy. And why she is so bent on obtaining this rune…”

ティルは黙ったまま、レックナートを見つめた。 Tir said nothing, staring at Leknaat.

それは彼も、長い間疑問に思っていたことだったからだ。 For he had long harbored doubts about this as well.

しばしの沈黙の後に、レックナートが話しはじめる。 Leknaat was silent for a moment, then began her story.

「私と姉のウィンディは、「門の一族』の生き残りなのです。 “My sister Windy and I are the last remaining members of the Gate Rune Clan.

私たちの一族はその昔、遥か北にあるハルモニア神聖国のために虐殺の憂き目に遭いました。 Long ago, our relatives were massacred at the hands of the Holy Harmonia Empire, which lays in the far north.

門の紋章の力を欲する、ハルモニア神聖国のために… …」 All because the Harmonian Empire coveted the power of our runes.”

「そんな、ことが…」 “That’s awful…”

「その時のことを、恨みに思っているのでしょう……。 “I think Windy’s actions may be due to the grudge she bears.

P233

姉は門の紋章の片割れ、表の門の紋章を受け継いだだけでは足らず、私が持つ裏の門の紋章も狙いました。真の紋章が持つ強大な力を得んがために……」 The “front” half of the Gate Rune my sister bears is not enough for her. She also covets the “back” half that I possess in order to obtain a full true rune and all the power it grants.”

「それでは、ウィンディは…」 “You mean, Windy…?”

「そうです……。真の紋章の力を利用して、復讐を企てているのてす。 “Yes. She plans to use a true rune to exact her revenge.

私が腐術師の塔に籠もり結界を張ってからは、姉は世界に散らばる他の其の紋卒を探し求めました。 Since I shut myself away in my Magician’s Tower and erected a barrier all around it, my sister has been scouring the world for other True Runes scattered around the world.

そして見つけたのが、ソウルイーターだったのです」 And what she found… was the Soul Eater.”

「そうだったのですか…」 “I see.”

「しかし、ティル……」 “However, Tir…”

レックナートがソウルイーターから手を離す。 Leknaat let go of the Soul Eater.

「真の紋章の力は、人間が扱うには大きすぎるのです。 “The power of true runes is too great a thing for humans to bear.

姉がふたつの真の紋章を手に入れ、それを復讐に使うとしたら、世界に大きな災いを招くでしょう。 If my sister obtains two true runes and uses that power to enact her revenge, it may bring calamity upon the world.

しかし……、あなたなら、姉を止められます」 But you, Tir… you can stop her.”

身体を起こして、ティルがソウルイーターを見つめた。 Tir propped himself up, gazing at the Soul Eater.

レックナートが続ける。 Leknaat went on.

「辛いことかもしれませんが、あなたはふたつの戦いを同時に戦わなくてはなりません。 “It is no easy task, for you must wage war on two fronts.

帝国との戦い、そして姉との戦い…。 One is your battle against the Empire, and the other is with my sister.

でも私が見るに、この戦いの結末はひとつなのです」 But as far as I can see, this battle has only one conclusion.”

レックナートは一歩後退ると、ティルに顔を向けて微笑んだ。 Leknaat took one step backward, then turned toward Tir and smiled.

「ティル…、あなたに正しき道の示されんことを…」 “Tir… I have pointed you toward the right path.”

レックナートがそう言った瞬間、部屋に光が散らばった。 As Leknaat spoke those words, she once again scattered into lights around his chambers.

P234

「待ってください！！」 “Wait, please!”

ベッドから弱々しく立ち上がりティルはレックナートに歩み寄った。 Tir clambered out of bed unsteadily and stumbled toward Leknaat.

「教えてください、ソウルイーターとはなんなのです？どんな力を秘めた紋章なのです？それがわからなければ、僕は……」 “Please tell me… just what is the Soul Eater? What kind of power hides within it? If I don’t know that, I can’t…”

「ティル……」光に包まれながら、レックナートは言う。 “Tir…” Leknaat’s voice floated back to him from within the light. 「テッドはあなたに、なんと言いましたか……？」 “What did Ted tell you about the rune?”

ティルはテッドの言葉を思い起こして、そのまま口にした。 Tir thought back to what Ted had said, and tried to quote him word for word.

「ソウルイーターは、呪いの紋章だと…」 “He said that the Soul Eater is a cursed rune…”

「そうかもしれません……。そして残念ながら、私にもそれ以上はわかりません……」 “That may be so. I’m sorry, Tir, but I do not know any more than that myself.”

答える間にも、レックナートの身体は光に包まれていった。 Even as she answered, Leknaat’s body was further enveloped in light.

やがて眩い光を放ちだしたレックナートに、ティルは叫んだ。 The light she emitted was dazzling.

「でも、レックナート様！！」 “But, Lady Leknaat—!”

「ティル……、あなたなら、ソウルイーターの力を操ることがてきます……。 “Tir. You will be able to control the Soul Eater’s power.

決して負けない強い心を、忘れないてください……」 Just remember, you must never lose hope.”

「レックナート様！！」 “Lady Leknaat!”

ティルが叫ぶと同時に、部屋から光が消えた。 Even as Tir called out, the light disappeared.

レックナートの姿も、もうそこにはなかった。 Lady Leknaat was nowhere to be seen.

[ VOLUME 2 ★ END ]

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[kiramarien]

“Why is the “beskar” so important for the Mandalorians?”

This is actually a question that was asked in universe. There was a moment in Star Wars where the future of beskar (and the future of Mandalore) was called into question.

Throughout The Mandalorian series we are shown over and over again just how powerful beskar armor is. Especially pure beskar alloy.

It easily deflects blaster bolts, and it has even been shown to deflect lightsaber blades, something very few metals have been able to do. The purer the beskar, the stronger the armor becomes.

But beskar is not only one of the strongest metals in Star Wars; it also has enormous cultural significance to the Mandalorian people. This is best explained through the events that happen in Season 4 Episodes 1 and 2 of the animated series Star Wars Rebels, titled "Heroes of Mandalore." This happens before the Purge of Mandalore, a few years before Rogue One and A New Hope.

After years of civil war, Mandalore has fallen into Imperial rule.

Some factions have chosen to accept this, and others have even chosen to join the empire. But we all know Mandalorians. Most of them will never go down without a fight.

Hoping to subdue the rebellious factions fighting against them on their planet, the Empire tried to find some kind of tool they could use to subdue the people of Mandalore. And they did. They developed a prototype of a weapon that not only overpassed the protections of their beskar armor, but used it against them.

“(The) Arc Generator's energy pulse is drawn to the beskar alloy in the Mandalorians' armor, superheating it and instantly vaporizing the target,”

The weapon was used, and- well…

… It was devastating.

“You miss the true artistry of this weapon, Governor Saxon. It turns an armor legendary for its strength into a crippling weakness, and it strikes at the very heart of your people's tradition.“ - Grand Admiral Thrawn.

When the weapon is used, and they see the extent of the damage it can do, the Mandalorians we see are shattered.

Because of this, the Empire may just turn their world into a wasteland.

In this moment, the characters are mourning their dead and questioning the future of their entire people. Hoping to find a way to help, Ezra Bridger asks what seems to be an obvious question:

“Okay, so this weapon only targets Mandalorian armor, right? So why not make your armor out of something different?”

Silence is his response. After a very tense moment, and some very angry faces from the Mandalorians with him, Sabine slowly responds:

“Ezra… the armor I wear is 500 years old. I reforged it to my liking, but the battles, the history, the blood, all lives within it, and the same goes for every Mandalorian.”

“This armor is part of our identity. It makes us Mandalorians who we are.” - Aldrich Wren.

“And now it's going to make us dead.” - Bo Katan Kryse.

Beskar is clearly one if the strongest and most resilient metal alloys in the galaxy. But to the people of Mandalore it is so much more than that. It is culture. It is history. It is religion.

It is identity.

It doesn’t matter if wearing their armor will destroy them. After everything their people had been through, beskar had come to represent everything they were. And even as they stare death in the face, they would sooner die wearing it than give it up.

(Thank you for coming to my TED talk. Holy crap this took a while but it was a lot of fun. I answered this question on another site but liked it so much I decided to post here too. Thank you for reading!)

[darkenforcer]

closet monsters, solitude, failure

FEAR-THEMED HEADCANONS || not accepting !

Closet Monsters: Does your muse hide any aspects of their personality/life from others?

he's an open-ish book... just don't expect him to gush about his bloody history (understandable, i think), or to vocalize anything that could leave him too vulnerable, emotionally and/or strategically. he doesn't serve the rest of his lore up on a silver platter, mind you, but he isn't against answering personal questions or revealing information about himself if it's relevant.

important to note: being vague or blasé about it (even mean, depending on who's asking) is an aspect of his personality, not a cover up!

Solitude: Name 3 things your muse couldn’t live without.

swords, axes, and gloves made for pummeling! with the sort of lifestyle yuri lives, he'd literally die without them.

no JKs here; he really doesn't own any necessary possessions aside from jiri's katana. although you could argue other items like his bracelet or ted's drawings are precious to him, too -- and they are -- he'd get over it eventually if they were ever taken away. he's a utility-focused guy!

Failure: Has your muse ever given up on an important dream?

kinda? sorta? depends on how you look at it! yuri did quit being a knight after years of believing it was the only way he could spark change within the empire, so... yeah, he gave up on that part (albeit a sizable one), but he never abandoned the dream as a whole. a natural rule-breaker like him wouldn't have accomplished much with a bunch of protocols and stuck-up superiors breathing down his neck, anyway.