#against my will I should add

[teja-has-puppet-autism]

just mowed 3 stripes of the lawn and am down n out with heat sick + pinprick pain someone tell me what a good creature I am XD

[kaiserouo]

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yay i gave him a name

[jaybirdsandbabybats]

linke saying viktor is ace as an excuse to deter the jayvik shippers man shut the hell up. you can be gay and ace. you can be gay and ace and still be sex positive.

dude can just straight up say "i dont like jayvik but if you see it that way i don't know what to say" instead of starting fires with all his non-answers in interviews

[batwynn]

I was just forced to bear witness my younger self in the s*pernatural fandom because of how messed up the tumblr search is and I’ve never wanted to murder an inanimate website function more than this.

[theamazingmaddyas]

Last weekend, my childhood best friends and I went camping as a sort of girl scout reunion and catch-up, and I can't get over how one conversation we had works a little too well with the seven and Nico having a reunion post-TOA.

*Playing Wavelength, with the card "You could beat in a fight" to "Could beat you in a fight", with Leo giving the clue. The teams are: Leo, Piper, Annabeth, and Percy vs Hazel, Frank, and Nico*

Leo: *looks at dial to see that it's closer to him winning in the fight, but not all the way down* Georgina, my sister.

Piper: Oh, Georgina would 100% win.

Percy: Agreed.

Leo: *can't talk but wants to scream so badly*

Piper: But the question is, does Leo think he'd win? Which he probably does.

Annabeth: He definitely thinks he'd win, even if that's not true, so put it almost all the way down.

Percy: But Georgina would win.

Annabeth: But Leo thinks he'd win. Lock in here?

Piper: *moves dial a bit more towards Georgina winning* There. Done. Hazel, Frank, Nico, you're turn.

Hazel: Oh, Georgina would absolutely win.

Frank: Yeah.

Hazel: But I think the dial is only slightly more to the left, towards Georgina winning.

Nico: Even if it should be on the other side.

Leo: *flips the dial to reveal that it was slightly more towards Georgina winning, but not a lot* She's seven! I could beat a seven year old most of the time! She's only winning if I pulled my back that day!

Piper: You keep telling yourself that.

*slightly later, Nico summons Jason to talk for a bit*

Leo: Jason! Who'd win in a fight: me or my sister?

Jason: Georgina.

Leo: He didn't even hesitate! No one has any faith in me! She's seven!

*the next day when Leo brings Georgina to the Argo II to show her*

Leo: Georgie, I have a very important question. Who'd win in a fight: you or me?

Georgina: Me!

Leo: What the heck! No one has faith in me? I'd totally kick your butt. Everyone said you'd win!

Georgina: Everyone believes in me, and not in you.

Leo: Which is silly because I'd win!

Georgina: *holding out her hands* Let's go.

Leo: *grabs her hands* Get ready to get your butt whipped.

*They play fight for a bit, until Leo picks up Georgina, and puts her on the ground*

Leo: 1, 2, 3! I win! That shows everyone!

Piper: Georgina did a better job.

Leo: Be quiet.

[dbphantom]

Moodboard for when someone outside of tumblr mentions H2O

Bonus

[iknowshocker]

yet another pretend wip wednesday - this one for my TBA bonkai legacies fic

“How did you get this?” Bonnie asks, crouching down to take the ascendant from Lucie’s hands. “What were you doing in my room?”

“We just wanted to look at it,” Lucie whispers, her eyes beginning to shine with tears. “It was making the funny sound again-,”

“I keep this locked up for a very good reason, sweetheart,” Bonnie sighs, pulling the little girl in for a hug. “You both know better than to siphon my door.”

“We didn’t mean to,” Lucie sobs, clinging to Bonnie. “It was an accident!”

“Honey, it’s okay, it's okay. You're not in trouble,” Bonnie murmurs, hoping she won’t hear the lie. She clenches her hand tighter around the ascendant, keeping it held out to the side. “I'm just thankful you didn't open it. Where's your sister?”

Lucie draws back to look up at her with tear stained cheeks. 

“She went away.”

A cold chill slides down Bonnie's spine, rendering her useless for several heartbeats. 

“Away?” she asks when she’s found her voice. “Where did she go?”

With a trembling arm, Lucie reaches out and taps the center of the ornate box. 

“Sissy’s in there,” she whispers. “The bad man pulled her in.”

[stygeanbluebasilsprout]

Finally free from exams prison, am i too late?

Also yes they picked drinks that reminded them of each other

[melancholic-pigeon]

Okay this is the *actual* last comment, for real, but I just found out Spider is now smearing me as a convert and accusing me of being involved with drama I was not involved with because he mistakenly attributed my apologies for his public temper tantrum as being about something unrelated.

THIS IS A FALSE ACCUSATION and I do not appreciate having yet another bit of fake malicious intent falsely ascribed to my actions and* attributing a completely unrelated attack to me.

Also, it's very sad and disappointing whenever a Jew gets mad at a convert because something else is going on in the Jew's life and the convert happens to be in the splash zone and the Jew falls over backwards to smear the convert and invalidate her faith.

Just....the childish aggression is making me so, so sad and disappointed, from someone I used to think very highly of, who is now lying about me and publicly smearing me with false accusations based on a conflict he started because he misinterpreted something I said and I went out of my way to give him the benefit of the doubt when trying to clear up the mistake HE MADE that led him to decide bullying and attacking me for three fucking days was appropriate and okay and that I'm the bad guy for saying it's wildly unprofessional to behave like this in public to a former customer face.

Sorry, but facts, reality, linear time and the truth of what I actually said and did are on my side here, and I will not stand for being smeared and attacked and shat all over because I had the gall to try to kindly resolve his uncalled for, unjustified temper tantrum.

I am also not sorry that I left a side note in the tags that it was also unacceptable for HIM to drag his daughter into a stupid internet slapfight based on his own reading comprehension failure. Because it was and is unacceptable, and she needs to hear that message from someone.

End of story. Keep digging that hole as long as you like, Spider. It's not helping your case and is continuing to make you look progressively worse and more unreasonable, and the only person you have to blame is yourself.

*revised for clarity

[caleb-is-existing]

Daniel fans saying Liam hasn't said anything about the seat is funny. He has, but the thing is, it's from New Zealand sources, and from I've learnt from being a New Zealander myself, people forget about our whole existence

[jrueships]

anybody else have a food they're allergic to but still eat anyway

[xxtommycoolattasboobs420xx]

Fanart for @randomgooberness's fanfic Headfirst for Halos!! This is a scene from chaper 4 that absolutely destroyed me and I had to draw it </3 (sorry @im-the-real-goobatron again 4 sending u the ask on accident LMFOA)

I LOVE THIS FIC SO MUCH RGRHRHGRHGR ITS SO NEAT AND THE LATEST CHAPTER HAD ME GOING CRAZY

heres the link btw everyone go read it NOW!!!! also version without text under the cut!! ^-^

meow

[the-crimson]

I’ve seen a decent amount of people comparing the vibes of the qsmp to the dsmp and I thought id give my two cents because there is a huge difference between these servers that I haven’t seen mentioned. I’m gonna put it under a cut so if u don’t care for the dsmp or this comparison ignore this post XD

So, the main thing, is that the dsmp was never intended to be a roll play server while the qsmp was 100% a role play server from the start- like that is the entire point lol

Because the dsmp was never intended to be an rp server, it didn’t have the infrastructure to support the collaboration required irl. There are so many horror stories of last minute script changes and people being left out of the loop for key events and its like... the server had had so much time to implement things irl to help with that but they didn’t because only a few people were running the show.

This is the other thing, the main lore and story was mainly driven by like 3 people so all the other ccs lore and plans were left in the dust. People were constantly being rainchecked on important lore events until it was too late and the server/audience had moved on or the lore that was there was belittled and mocked by the more popular ccs. And because these ccs didn’t take it seriously, neither did their massive audience. Most people only cared about lore where they were the center so collaborating was very difficult. It was really messed up and I’m still salty about a lot of it lol

My favorite arc on the dsmp was the eggpire arc because there were no main characters. Everyone involved was on equal footing and you could tell there was a lot of communication and planning irl and that everyone involved was passionate about the story they were telling. However, any time Tommy touched the lore, I would get so pissed because he was such an ass. Like, any lore Tommy touched that did not revolve around him, he ruined and I’m glad people stopped trying to involve him in the eggpire after like 1 or 2 streams lol He is one of the main reasons many fans thought the eggpire arc was a joke. He is just one example of a cc on the dsmp that had terrible rp etiquette, there were many more.

I think the end of the eggpire arc, the red banquet, was a victim of the more influential ccs on the server not wanting it to become the server ending threat it should have been. They wanted it to remain a side story. The lead up to the red banquet was so amazing and the stream itself was also so amazing but it just felt like the beginning of the eggpire’s arc! I was so confused when that was the end of the eggpire because - without changing anything about the red banquet - it opened the door for a truly great conclusion to the dsmp storyline that could have tied of everyone’s character arcs without it dragging on for another 1, 2?, years only for a weak ass finally.

I have an entire 40 chapter fic outlined where the red banquet is the beginning of the end for the server and its a banger - if i ever actually write it T_T

I’m going to briefly explain why the red banquet planted a future arc perfectly: the egg killed a demigod (Foolish) which could have given it enough energy to hatch or at least become close to it. Purpled could have been playing Quackity and BBH to get double payment and told BBH that Quackity was going to attack, that’s why Purpled didn’t chase after the eggpire when they were escaping - then, when Quackity destroyed his UFO, Purpled joins the eggpire to get revenge on Quackity. Everyone at the red banquet who ate the soup could have been infected by the egg and slowly brainwashed over the following days/weeks. Nicki (a member of the anarchist commune) was on the inside and could have been working with Techno, leading to the anarchist commune joining the fight against the egg as a whole. The Red Banquet was a false victory that put the rest of the server at ease while the eggpire was only growing stronger.

It could have been so good!!!! Screams.

But - my theory - is that bbh and the others had to wrap it up because the bigger ccs had “more important lore” that they wanted to do. The eggpire and red banquet arc felt the most close to the qsmp out of any lore on the dsmp which makes total sense as to why Quackity invited bbh since the eggpire was mainly his creation XD

I think Quackity learned a lot from the chaos and disorder of the dsmp behind the scenes and went out his way to ensure his server would not run into the same problems. Not only is there a solid infrastructure of admins and discord channels, he chooses to bring in ccs who are respectful and have good rp etiquette and know how to tell stories. Everyone has been wondering why Jaiden was added, including Jaiden XD, but it makes sense! She is a story teller and those are the types of people Quackity needed.

At the end of the day, the dsmp was never intended to become an rp server and was doomed by that from the start, just like L’manberg. There are plenty of wonderful stories that were told but so many more that were left in the shadows and forgotten due to poor rp etiquette and that will forever be a tragedy.

[goldkirk]

as I'm going back over my past history and items and journals and years, I come across all sorts of things, like the pencil I saved from that so-precious memory from second grade, and a pair of flip flops I've been missing for two years, and [checks notes] the modern-high-school-AU-kidnapped-by-a-serial-killer story I wrote in late high school jdfsjdfsjkjlksfd

[nonsensechemicals]

covert npd is awesome and i want to live and i’m going to listen to song about pirates

[blitz0hno]

Me pondering: kids are capable of going through and understanding complex problems and their feelings should be taken seriously when it counts.

Me practically: who are all these annoying fucking kids in the milgram fandom and why are they posting the worst takes and most irrelevant bullshit I've ever seen ever???

I think these are valid to coexist.