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linke saying viktor is ace as an excuse to deter the jayvik shippers man shut the hell up. you can be gay and ace. you can be gay and ace and still be sex positive.
dude can just straight up say "i dont like jayvik but if you see it that way i don't know what to say" instead of starting fires with all his non-answers in interviews
#as a non-het ace person i love the ace viktor hc!#but seeing it used as a weapon against people seeing what the show gave us on a goddamn silver platter is just dumb#idk i think he should just shut up actually.#like dude just say you don't like the ship and go#also official league acc posted the jayvik forehead touch scene with the caption âhow i look at my duo while we get gankedâ#which is fucking hysterical#every time linke tries to shoot down jayvik another official acc posts a jayvik image and quote#all the official netflix accs uniting and posting jayvik was gold#and im starting to think riot is seeing the money making potential of jayvik LMAO#anyways if next year's pride splash art is jayvik i am going to be laughing so goddamn hard at linke#also viktor now has not one but TWO official lines of him saying âwait this isn't my bedroomâ#yknow. which originally came from the scene of him sneaking around in the dark with jayce.#im sorry idk what else to say i just think viktor fucks a whole lot more than jayce if im bein honest LMAO#i just think those two statements can coexist. maybe not in the same space but it *should* coexist#also would like to just add#meljayvik VAs are all supportive of jayvik lol linke can suck it#sef rambles
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"Jaybird is also a valid warrior cat name" took me out
ill be real here I added that tag entirely cause I knew you would see it since I rbed the post from you so im very glad you enjoyed it
#me to myself as I typed that tag: you know what would be so fucking funny#IT IS A VALID WARRIOR CAT NAME ITS SO FUNNY#-bird isnt a super common suffix as far as I recall but it is there!#and Jay is a known prefix shoutout to my childhood fav Jayfeather#so Jaybird is a totally valid name for a warrior cat#which is fucking hysterical
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i just remembered that canonically, sirius got to godrics hollow after hagrid.
which means that after he had his godson taken away from him (bc lbr thatâs exactly what hagrid and dumbledoreâs orders basically did) then he went into the house and saw james and lilyâs dead bodies alone. no buffer in the form of harry crying out for his parents or even the godfatherly instinct of making sure his kid is alright.
he was there, with his brother and friendâs cooking body, all alone. stewing in grief and pain and rage and guilt. ALONE.
do we even know how long he was there? for all we know, he couldâve been catatonic right there besides james all day.
#sirius black#james potter#like. it hit me bc we usually do the whole âharryâs crying took him out of his shockâ scene#which i love ofc#and what iâve always read#but in reality#sirius DIDNT have that#he was in his head the whole time#do u hear that sound#itâs my heart shattering in a million pieces#can u imagine????#siriusâ ENTIRE WORLD#LYING THERE#D E A D#and then imagine the onslaught of guilt#that it was HIS fault#is it any wonder he tracked down peter????#that he broke down in hysterical laughter when he was caught#like âOF COURSE i fucked this up as well i canât do anything rightâ#he lost harry too u guys đđđ#he wasnât even reckless he was just so so grief stricken#that literally nothing mattered#god i have so many thoughts ab this rn#so many feels#once again i am unearthing more tragic reasons to cry ab sirius blck tonight#i have been in a Mood these days huh#penâs notes
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hey all! i wrote a what-if character study & action fic for if king fought sanji instead of zoro during the raid on onigashima. i'd really love if you gave it a read! thanks so much!
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#ouughh oh my god. i poured every scrap of my heart and soul into this#sobbed hysterically multiple times while writing it as well as when i finished because i was so damn proud#AHHHH#i know it's long as shit but please give it a read...i promise the fight scene is just a backdrop to the amazing character study#and compelling interactions between them. it is gutting and beautiful and cathartic and absolutely fucking insane#I HOPE YOU LIKE IT#many things included....#such as#zosan#king the wildfire#sanji#roronoa zoro#kaidou of the beasts#and more#so check it out please<3#one piece#rflr#oh this manga coloring is actually 4 panels slapped together and splashed with color. it took fucking forever. so. that too.#also if you saw me delete this and immediately repost it no you didn't. ao3 is being fucky with me. sorry to all my user subcribers who wil#get 2 emails to fics one of which is deleted#RIP#OKAY ENJOY
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The funniest part about George's meltdown today is that it was wholly unnecessary.
All he had to do was come out today and go, "I said my side of the story in the stewards and obviously Max didn't take kindly to that but what's done is done and we'll move on."
But instead he tried to go scorched earth and it made him look so much worse.
#genuinely his hysterics today were on another level#he's basically trying to call Max a danger to the sport#and character assassinate him#which is rumored to be exactly what max took exception to at the stewards#so I guess for everyone who wanted to know what happened in the stewards#probably this#but worse because there weren't cameras#it's just a weird victim play by george#and i'm so confused by the desperation of both the pole and merc attacking Max#there's literally no fight between them#i just don't get it#maybe george just got too big for his britches after beating lewis#but c'mon my dude#ik I'm a Max fan so everyone will think I'm just incredibly biased#but misquoting exaggerating and making egregious accusations is a bad and very damgerous look#i mean to bring 2021 into it and imply Max would have gone after Masi is fucked up#especially since people did go after Masi and it was LH fans with death threats against him and his family#weird thing to casually forget there george#f1#max verstappen#george russell
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yk its just occurred to me how fucking funny it is that a guy living is considered major spoilers
#like i totally understand it is very much spoilers#but we're so used to them all dying that we're like âYOU CANT SAY HE //LIVED// THATS A PLOT TWISTâ#which is just absolutely fucking hysterical#the band ghost#ghost the band#rite here rite now#rite here right now spoilers#also YES i tagged it as spoilers this time bc its 9am instead of 2am. if anyone gets on my ass about this one im blowing you up with my mind#not really tho i like u guys
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Etho: "I need you to throw this away Cleo." (I assume expecting a trash vs bin slipup?)
Gem, transcending accent to perfectly channel the spirit of Cleo: "Why would I listen to you?"
#limited life spoilers#24lsmp spoilers#24lsmp#limited life#etho#cleo#gem#i am. fucking hysterical i keep having to pause to laugh#i also think i might be sick which is not helping
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Obsessed with the fact that the only thing Sunny ever changed about Kel in headspace was his favorite drink. The perfect Kel of their dreams is exactly the same he just doesnât have shit orange joe as his favorite drink đ
#absolutely fucking hysterical#omori#tw emojis#ignoring how absolutely heart wrenching that Sunnyâs perfect kel is exactly the same tho. just. maybe nicer to himself#which does fuck me up if I think about it for too long#god above he never removed anyoneâs flaws except for Mariâs. oughhhhhh#then again we donât really know that#kel omori#omori kel#omori caprisun
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the nsbu table is five DM pets and rekha shankar
#not art#nsbu spoilers#â tag mostly for the following tags lol#regarding the post I Am Colloquializing For Joke Of Course but its just funny to see how#everyone is like so sweet and enthusiastic and playing and frolicking in brennan's sandbox#and rekha is heckling him at any possible venue. everyone else is a camper rekha is his shounen rival#like jacob is bringing his full earnestness into playing the character#and alex constantly reaches to pieces and people in the environment and other players to reveal extremely compelling dynamics#and ify is doing next level engineer shit on the worldbuilding he is straight up gonna get a good grade in isekai#and ally is extremely willing to take any hit to keep the banter flowing and the ease with which they and brennan bounce ideas back and#forth is astounding#and izzy is like. she's Hysterical I fucking love paula so much but there's that moment in the latest ep when jack manhattan shows up#and she Immediately breaks out of paula to do the fucking face and beat perfect jack manhattan and you kinda realize oh she's just#really fucking good at acting and she's beinging it 110% to the table#man. nsbu is just good lmao#I call rekha brennan's shounen rival but truly like that person hacking move was awesome she is as invested in the world as everyone else#but that dynamic really got her to shine the way it sets up the shirt throwing bit was straight up a jjba duel#like brennan entertaining her request and letting the whole table forget about the speed of the car before reminding them#by breaking g13's wrist. like beat for beat a shounen fight it's the best#and it heightens when rekha then does something fucking awesome#its good. its just really good. I really enjoy nsbu guys
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i need to finish all these new wips im making cause ive barely gotten anywhere with them but tbh im just glad to be drawing again......!!!!
#ive COMPLETELY forgotten how to color#or well. hysterically im rediscovering my pastel color style which id completely lost touch with#and struggled with for last year#(cautious) we're so fucking back????#not ffxiv#my art
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i was gonna read lotr but itâs dense enough that itâs basically a fictional version of all the course readings I have to do so Iâm rereading golden compass instead. and man there is a lot of orientalism in this book that I did not pick up on as a child
#however. this book owns. alternate timeline where this is as culturally ubiquitous as hp#it would also be fraught but I feel like this is a step up in a lot of ways#the bears are called panserbjorne!!!! fucking tank bears!!!!!!!!!! I never knew thatâs what it meant until I mentioned it to my brother#also a hysterically anti-Christian text. which I think more children should be exposed to
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why are people so obsessed with thinness i feel like every holiday dinner i attend is just a storm of people talking about how fattening everything is and discussing their next day grey market ozempic plans
#so many different people at so many functions. and they fucking hate when you are sincerely carefree about being fat too#which kinda hysterical but also omg
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you ever think about how a choice that wasnât even really a choice for fearne, but her being the only one with the ability to perform the ritual that made it her* choice as everyone around her buckled to try to help her out of that situation and the ramifications of that choice that she had scarred her so deeply that now she is terrified of making another mistake that will dramatically affect the people around her who she loves, and then when another situation followed, she was led into a situation that she did not want to be a part of, but under the veil of friendship reluctantly assisted and it blew up literally once again, took that overwhelming burden of guilt and while her friends stood by and once more let her be alone in her guilt and scarred her further.
now it feels like she canât make any choice for herself, she canât make any move because that will ultimately inevitably lead to her making a mistake and all of her precious friends will look down at her in disappointment and that there is not a single friend amongst them who has the emotional wherewithal to whatâs happening with how fearne has changed and how she is shutting in on herself and how she is slowly imploding breaking at the seams because sheâs being lost in the sea of guilt and no one else notices and no one else sees that she feels like she canât do anything anymore from the smallest carefree little action that has no plot repercussions to a character centered decision that is integral to her own character arc that has been in the works for her character since the campaignâs conception
now she canât even say anything, and if fearne does have an idea to do something. She quietly mutters it, and if they hear her they hear her enough to respond that ehhh that's not a good plan and thatâs not gonna work and weâre not gonna do that. Weâre gonna do this and fearne being fearne, trusting in her friends and doubting herself to the point of despair will nod her head that they were right and then we go on with our day until the next moment happens where she wants to think of something, she wants to do something, and itâs dismissed as the silly dumb fearne not thinking, that She has her own thoughts and feelings, and drives and desires but because she is drowning in doubt and drowning in guilt, She freezes up and doesnât move and everyone around her just pushes her on, and even in the moment where she is faced with the situation that she is terrified of undertaking, and she is terrified of becoming a Nightmare version of herself her friends push her forward, her friends dust off her shoulders say your doubt is misplaced, and donât worry about it and you need to do this, it should be you. This is for you.
They just completely dismiss and ignore her when she actually does speak up so what does that do? that means that she remains silent. She doubts herself more. She even more will only make a decision if itâs signed off by all these fucking people around her who claim to be her friends. she canât even move without frantically looking to people around her for confirmation that thatâs a good idea sheâs not gonna fuck up. Everything about her that was supposed to be free and fun and sweet has just rendered her into a character who feels like they have as much agency as characters who would be absent for the majority of the campaign.
shes been so chained up by doubt and so chained up by guilt and hesitation and fear that she just is a person who affirms everyone elseâs desires and ideas because what she wants will inevitably end up being horrible and everyone will hate her for it and theyâll leave
and itâs like if they deem fearne even capable enough to be the vessel she will leap at the chance to be useful and to be told her path and itâs like. fearne was ruidusborn first. how has this campaign done such a disservice to her character that the only thing fearne is certain of is that she doesnât really matter. sheâs a ruidusborn and holds a primordial titan of fire inside her, and she still believes she doesnât really count are you kidding me
#i sit on fearneâs arc being shot in the head right as it was finally taking off for a week and then i snap#the best part about getting angry over fearne is that it does not matter đď¸đđď¸#iâd love to imagine a conversation will happen of emotional substance for fearne but Iâm tired of kicking footballs#it doesnât MATTER how it makes you feel what matters is our objective#anyway fearne starring in the next bardâs lament because hey sheâs just a funny ditzy bimbo who is here to french everyone#ever think about how fearne had just been killed and everyone looked for her to make the decision which friend to keep dead#i do find it rather hysterical that if you put this information in every other characterâs tent thereâd be rightful irritation#but if itâs in the dumb hot chickâs tent then itâs being unreasonable for wanting her character to be allowed to fucking matter#(wild that THIS is my 12k post)#(the trick to finding out whether fearne consented to something is if she said I Don't Want To then I Think that means she didn't)
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They're the same picture
#I love that Fanny has several moves which reference Baldhead and even some Faust ones#Guilty Gear#Guilty Gear Petit#Fanny Guilty Gear#Dr. Baldhead Guilty Gear#also these sprites are fucking hysterical
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Does anybody else feel like mental health awareness has done very little to help them in material reality
#i was gonna say done nothing to help but that seemed too harsh#like there definitely is more knowledge about it now. maybe more people feel comfortable speaking about it which is good#but personally i don't feel that. like idk. workplaces will post about mental health awareness and then do nothing to help employees#the same w universities. my uni cut back the already meager mental health support#and then the government is doing absolutely fuck all as well#like idk im just back in a place i thought id gotten out of long ago and i still don't feel comfortable talking about it with people#maybe that's a me problem or maybe it's cultural or something idk. but in the 10 years ive been depressed (đŤ ) i don't think it's gotten a#whole lot better. teenagers are still dealing with the same shit i did and they're still not being taken seriously#women's mental health is not even spoken about.....anxiety depression sh eds etc are still ignored or seen as hysterical behaviour in women#or just normal esp with disordered eating. society hasn't changed people still want women to be stick thin and weak#like i know 10 years is a short time and there has been massive improvements in mh awareness if we look back over the past 50+ years#but idk i just think that it hasn't gotten better for a lot of people#i think specifically of belfast and like god. the amount of trauma there is the amount of homelessness the amount of substance abuse#drug abuse in particular that has gotten visibly worse over the past decade or so*#and i connect the dots n see the 2008 recession + a tory gov defunding the nhs + dehumanisation of homeless people & addicts + the troubles#+ ptsd + generational trauma + a negative peace + classism + paramilitary drug dealers + parties linked to those paramilitaries#and its like hmmmm i think we live in a society. and a mental health approach based on individual actions like journaling and meditation#isn't the way to go. or at least is not the be all and end all which is what a lot of mental health awareness raising seems to promote#*visibly worse on the streets. it was always a problem ofc but even a decade ago my parents never imagined it would be as bad as it is now#and it's become so normalised. i do think there's less individualism here than there seems to be elsewhere which can be good and can be bad#but i think we are becoming more and more individualistic. slowly. there's still a sense of community here but i do think it's changing#and callousness towards homeless people is one of the most obvious examples of this.#love when i put a wee asterisk in the tags of a post. like i have A Lot To Say lol
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