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the old people are trying my patience today
#first i get yelled at in the beginning of my shift#before i explained why they were wrong#and now this 95 year old dude calling and asking me for the nut width of a guitar (WHY)#and after i LITERALLY GO AND MEASURE THE FUCKING NUT. and reassure him that it’s the length he’s looking for#he calls back and needs me to reassure reassure him#after he already ordered it#like cmon my dude i know that some people do this job and don’t take it seriously#but i’m not one to lie about not measuring the shit. EVEN THO I DON’T WANT TO DO IT.#fucking hell#i need to leave this job
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Terry I love you. You are so weird. WHY do you have a sword????
#vampire sword that literally sucks the elements from elemental attacks. giving terry the cool fucking dnd sword he deserves#btw the scar on his eyebrow is where the bullet came out. the hair there Isn’t gone but its gray forever#it’ll blend in with the rest of his hair thats already going SUUUper gray. god save this man get him antidepressants#changed his design after some feedback. this is the one ill be using from now on#I’m sorry for any discomfort i might have caused with my past design.#terry jr stampler#dndads#dungeons and daddies#dndads s2#digital art#digital drawing#my artwork#fanart#dungeons & daddies#dndaddies#btw if its not clear. the elemental versions of the swords in order are fire lighting cold thunder and acid#lark oak#sparrow oak#scary marlowe#dont go and Learn more about bullying at your local library its a trap#terry jr#terry junior#my art
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sudden yearning for time travelling teen jiang fengmian lands at lotus pier fic that winds up being about a perfectly nice kid having a varying series of "oh no. i don't like that. that's a lot" reactions.
#i think in order for this to be satisfying i have to give grace and interiority to teenmian#i'm picturing an older teen like 18ish? maybe even early 20s?#big crush on csr he's already pretty sure isn't going to work out#but at least he'll always have wei-xiong#anyway this is my ploy to give jfm a chance at an ugly crying meltdown#he's trying so hard to be even keeled and like#maybe take this as an evil vision designed to teach him something#but somewhere in between my crush stole my man and then they died#my whole sect burned#my grown ass son who is older than me making the vibe sooooo weird#and my grandson! child of my dead???? daughter??????#is just like yeah he never talks about you. no never never#and then wwx blows into town and idk somehow they all end up at dinner together and jfm politely calls lqr a punk ass bitch in front of lwj#because what???? context clues suggest lqr has the fucking nerve to not like wei xiong's baby after All That#only for adult son with the weird vibes#to imply only filial piety is keeping him from naming the real#punk ass bitch#anyway this ends with jfm crying because clearly he marries yuanyuan and she HATES HIM and then his own son ALSO HATES HIM#and would rather stupid Lan-er-gongzi#be his dad.#if you like lqr so much why don't you just join the lan sect then?????#and that's how jc learns he didn't get it all from his mama#jc didn't mean it he was stressed! this isn't his dad it's an a-ling sized kid. but it's still stressful
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AU Reds Poster: Alicent joins Rhaenrya as her advisor and wife after escaping her father's influence.
She escapes Kings Landing with Helaena and her grandchildren just in time. Unfortunately, her father has already sunk his teeth into her two sons who are ready to fight for their right to the iron throne. How will Alicent choose between her family and her beloved Rhaenyra when the time comes?
#alicent hightower#rhaenyra targaryen#alicent x rhaenyra#rhaenicent#rhaenyra x alicent#house of the dragon#hotd season 2#im sorry the posters just looked so good next to each other and alicent looks like she's gazing at rhaenyra with worry#basically alicent had an epiphany after viserys died (him screaming about the chosen one crap didn't happen)#but her father already had the ball and floor moving for the crown and to overthrow rhaenyra#and alicent had a dream or prophecy that told her that the greens would destroy the entire kingdom and her family including their lineage#she tried to convince aegon to leave with her too but he was already drunk on power and not listening to her anymore#so she goes to find rhaenyra to play peacemaker and diplomat and reluctantly joins team red#but then aemond kills luke and things go to shit#helaena is then betrothed to jace to protect both her and her grandchildren#and she basically serves as rhaenyra's conscious and calm to her storm through the war#in the end daemon gets exiled after killing aemond and betraying rhaenyra's orders#otto is killed for treason and aegon forfeits the crown for his life#jace and helaena rule after rhaenyra one day passes and wives live happy together#it makes sense because I say it makes sense
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"Oh so when James Kirk refuses to believe in no-win scenarios it's 'changing the conditions of the test' and 'commendable original thinking,' but when I, Bradward Boimler, can't accept the possibility of failure and retake the Kobiyashi Maru sixteen times–"
#lower decks#star trek lower decks#brad boimler#in my headcanon his first performance wasn't *great* but he did technically pass#but by refusing to accept that he hadn't beat the test and insisting on retaking it he turned his pass into a fail#and he *kept* retaking it until the instructor point-blank told him that there was no way to beat the program#And that the whole point was to experience personal failure#And *even then* Boims was like “so you mean by failing I actually HAVEN'T failed at all!”#“No that's not– ugh you know what sure. Gold star kid. Just get out of my office." ”Did I get an A+?“ ”OUT!“#Completely missed the point of the exam and they basically pity-passed him after the seventeenth try#Mariner on the other hand already knew what the point of the test was ahead of time#(She didn't cheat she was still a goody-two-shoes at this point) (An older classmate or friend happened to mention it around her)#But she *did* think it was a bullshit test and just pretended to be humbled and accept defeat in order to get a good grade#She doesn't believe in no-win scenarios either#It's part of what makes them a good team
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<3 post sleepover mornings
#POST RAMBLE TIME#OK SO ASHI LIKE KINDA CANONICALLY HATES IDIA#ace knows that she hates a guy named gloomurai. leona knows she hates IDIA#already she wasn’t a v big fan of idia till she ended up bored in twst and downloaded a rhythm game and your usual gacha game for fun#and like in the gacha game there was a ranking event for her oshi……#and based on how many points you scored in the event you get a percentage#SO IN ORDER TO LIKE….. IN A SENSE GROOVY A CARD YOU HAVE TO GET ANOTHER COPY OF IT THRU THE EVENT#and when Ashi woke up after cramming ranking because of the whole book 6 fiasco#she found out that she ranked 4.1%. A LITERAL ONE PLACE FROM GETTING THE CARD FOR HER OSHI#and who was it other than gloomurai!#so sometimes she gets him in co-op meetings and she gets SOOOOOO ANGRY#once ashi connects two and two……. she has her own very personal grudge#ace finds it very funny. leona finds it annoying that he has to babysit her whenever they see Idia in the halls#THATS A LOT OF TAGS AM I GONNA RUN OUT OF FANDOM TAGS UH OH#BUT YSAH!!! this is ashace after a sleepover and the morning where ashi’s in the mood to play some games#ace likes to watch <3#(he tried her speed and while on master. died v quickly)#ashipiko draws ♪#ashace#twstshi#ace trappola#ace trappola x oc#twst yume#twst#twisted wonderland#twst wonderland#twst ace#twst yuu#twst oc#twst oc x canon
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AU where Atreus gets stuck as a bear and him and Sindri have to go on a brother bear style adventure to make him human again.
also open to the idea that this happens after Ragnarok and this is the story of how Atreus and Sindri reconnect
#god of war sindri#sindri#god of war atreus#god of war#god of war ragnarok#i like the idea that this happens after Ragnarok alot#sindri is so consumed by grief and wants everyone to leave him the hell alone but this godamn bear keeps following him#and of course the godamn bear is actually Atreus#Hasn't he done enough already??#but he so clearly needs help and Sindri can't fight off a bear that just refuses to let up#they make a deal that if he helps atreus become human again then he will leave him alone forever#obvs they end up making a fantastic tag team#freya tells them they have to travel to a high mountain and preform a spell in order to change him back#one adventure and some begrudging bonding/healing later and they get to the mountain#wacky bear shenanigans included#the spell docent work though#because Atreus is stuck this way because of his guilt#the spell only breaks when Sindri tells him that he's got to let go of his guilt#he finally listens to his brother's last words#godamnit i wish i could write coz this could be such a cool fanfic
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*Either all along or post-escape **Through being the reincarnation of James, one of his parents being a Ratri, or one of his more distant relatives being a Ratri
Really interested in the Other option as someone who came into the fandom after the series concluded and possibly missed some that were popular for a time and then dropped like a rock in the collective fandom conscience after a certain point.
#though being disproved by canon doesn't mean one still can't enjoy and play around with the theory#realize there's some overlap with things like “Norman was cloned in order to act as a vessel for James' consciousness after he died” etc.#but I only have 12 options#and the most prevalent ones are “these two characters are biologically related” variants already without getting into more specifics#The Promised Neverland#Yakusoku no Neverland#TPN#YnN#TPN Polls#FSS Polls#FSS Shenanigans#Emma and Carol are Bio Sisters Theory#Norman and Adam are Bio Brothers Theory#Adam and Norman Twins Theory#Norman Ratri#Leslie is Zazie Theory#TPN Norman#YnN Norman#TPN Emma#YnN Emma#Norman 22194#Emma 63194#Carol#Phil#Leslie#Zazie#Adam
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compiled whatever this is (and I run out of tag space)
meh HoT gifs (3/?)
#alek gifs#ninjago#ninjago krux#ninjago acronix#hands of time#time twins#alternate title to this series is : stuff i noticed after watching this season 10 whole times#okay actually thats a lie. i realized this the 3rd time around#i think of acronix and how he barely makes any decisions for himself and i go crazy#ppl equate that with him feeling forced to do stuff.. uh hes always been a follower guys!!#cue him calling wu “master wu” even after the twins betrayal. him liking machia bc shes “mean” and bossy#he has no issue with following orders lol. prepare for a long acronix rant one day#contexts -> gif 1 barely counts i just wanted to include him looking at krux. he does this a lot during that fight#gif 2 is before they kill blunck and raggmunk (idk how to spell their names still ... sorry)#gif 3 is before they were going to kill wu in the golden hour legacy short. which is canon !!#gif 4 is before they sent themselves into the temporal vortex#that one post that was like “are we still doing revenge? yeah? cool” bc thats basically acronix#there is something fundamentally wrong with these two's brains but idk how to describe it#krux who literally lost his mind after losing his brother to the point he adopted an entire identity#“he just needed to go undercover!!” counter point as soon as acronix came back he was unable to pretend to be saunders. he acted super weird#like when kai was in the museum he couldnt pretend to be this person he wasnt. acronix was back !!! so was he. krux was 100% going to kill#the smith sibs if maya and ray didnt comply. also.. canonly they knew him when they worked as teachers back in s3. he watched them grow up#and pretended all was well meanwhile their parents were being forced to work and slave away to build the iron doom. he is not normal#then you have acronix who thrives off of violence and is described as throwing himself into battle like a blunt object. has no regard#for himself as a person and just takes (almost) everything his brother says as gospel. s7 couldve done smthn really cool with how#the only thing the twins ever really disagreed on was technology. also ive went on a semirant about how krux's hatred for tech was misplaced#hatred for losing acronix. wanted to travel to the pre modern era? okay well whyd he pick 40 years ago specifically. also NOTE that they#went back after their past selves had lost. they wouldve faired better if they went and helped their past selves. also the reversal blade#had already fallen so when the twins went back in time there was two kruxes. he literally went back to when he had been all alone for the#for the first time. he went back to when his life was ruined and his brother was gone!! but he had nix with him this time . ughdhf
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alright single digit days so it’s time for last-minute baseless + unfounded veilguard theories!!!!!!! I’ll go first: the reason spite can’t take over lucanis’ body is because that body is ALREADY being possessed by lucanis, who was in fact dead and buried in the wake and rebound to a new form in the ossuary
#dragon age: the veilguard#veilguard spoilers#datv#datv spoilers#da4 spoilers#lucanis dellamorte#ANYWAYS additional spoilers/expansion on this theory in the tags ->#the whole ‘Zara thought it would be funny if you were the REAL demon of vyrantium’#but it’s about lucanis being the possessor not the possessed…. hmm hmmmmmmm hm#torn between that being done intentionally or them trying to bind spite but lucanis has already moved back in#and if I MAY#worldbuilding on this: flesh golem lucanis still bound to zara’s orders#so when you go to fight Zara and she orders him to kill you ohhh he is trapped inside his own(?) body watching himself try to kill yoj#and at the end of the fight you have the option to kill or spare him#and if you spare him ohohoho enjoy the KNIFE inside you!!!!#(post battle after Zara is killed not by his hands the GUILT the SHAME the HORROR)#(IF he’d even survive it!!!!! and what then!!!!)#anyways all this to say the tags aren’t part of the theory they’re just what I’d do to him ¯\_(ツ)_/¯#I do wanna hear other theories I do not care how outlandish and unlikely they are#I want to incorporate em into my worldview#da posting#OH YEAH additional crumb for this theory: caterina being 1) filled with grief and 2) an absolutely evil woman commissioned the new Lucanis#his scruples about blood magic are his OWN right like the crows don’t have a formal stance on blood magic#that’s all lucanis’ moral compass (which illario even comments on in the Wigmaker job)#caterina missed her grandson? WRONG the first talon needs the protege she poured three decades of torture into back
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Theory: The Clone X was not Cody like some people think or even Fives (I know he's been dead for a very long time but so was Boba Fett and look where we are. Plus, Echo was supposed to be certainly dead too; making him Winter Soldier-esque storyline wouldn't be that surprising) or not even Slick.
((Also, now that we've seen his face devoid of any tattoos or scars I think first two takes are definitely not applicable anymore; they wouldn't put that much effort to make him unrecognizable))
Back to the point: In my opinion, The Clone X was none other than...
Fox.
Now let me explain.
Who else, other than X, was loyal to the law and justice dictated by it over any moral or ethic code?
Fox.
Who else was portrayed with such single-minded focus on hunting down traitors of the government he served, regardless of what it was?
Fox.
Who else could know not only Coruscant so well but also identify Rex like they knew each other?
He already was a remarkably successful tracker of traitors, why not make him more efficient by pointing them out for him?
Good soldiers follow orders, after all.
#clone assassin#commander fox#star wars tbb#i know that hes got killed really early after Order in comics but i would honestly prefer him to die this way#the bad batch spoilers#tbb#cc 2224#commander cody#arc trooper fives#ct 5555#tcw slick#cc 1010#star wars#sw tbb#sw the bad batch#the bad batch season 3#tbb theory#we dont even know for sure how fox looks like cause in one moment we see corries without helmets all of them have standard paintjob#there are 3 clones behind fox when hes shown and then the one taking off his helmet stands beside 2 others so it may actualy be it???#my point is: outside of one page incomic that can be at any point made noncanon or recontextualized theres no evidence that it cant be him#they already retconed more important things. why not this?#and as rogue said in coments X is a 10 in roman numerals so...#i think its likely that in case im right we can assume that all named corries were made into CloneX#none of them appeared yet despite how much of action happens on coruscant#and only thorn died on screen; in a way preventing him from being viable option nonetheless#three hits point blank months before Order seem unlikely but theyve done weirder things so him returning wouldnt be THAT weird so uhh idk#but yeah cx-02 is tech#winter soldiering doesnt stop#i mean THIS could be fox/other corrie but it being tech is way too cliche oportunity to waste it on them (derogatory towards disney)#pls disney let corries hunt down traitors like they used to pls
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Honda is doing things to Luca help
#motogp#luca marini#joan mir#“I'm italian” “I'm not italian”#“my wifes love it” multiple???#start the day in order in harmony so true joan#“text!” so true#THE FUCKING WINK AFTER SAYING HE SLEEPS NAKED OQJGPDKRKZJEKDOSKXTOSKRKEJE#“all the alarms” same man#the besties already and I LOVE THEM
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I am not going to defend myself, Your Majesty. Whatever I say, your decision will not change anyway. I could calm you by denying it, but I don't intend to do it. Throw me into the fire like you did with your family and other people you loved. [...] So this is [absolute loyalty] why you killed them all? Hatice, Ibrahim, Mustafa, Çihangir...I remember how our father Selim Han died. He didn't die easily. God did not let him leave this world without suffering first. The same fate awaits you!
Fatma + roasting Suleiman to his face (and to others)
Happy (belated) Birthday Plami! @mc-critical
#mcedit#muhteşem yüzyıl#magnificent century#fatma sultan#perioddramaedit#weloveperioddrama#perioddramasource#muhtesem yuzyil#yay the series continues#I had to give you a tumblr gift as well love <3#I love how in the last meeting she just goes for it all and does not mince her words anymore#it was bubbling for a long time#now she had nothing to lose she did not give a f*uck whatever he does#contrast with how despite hating him already she hushed nisa that dynasty cannot be talked about like that#since she knows nisa should not have any more problems to the multitude she does already :((and even sumbul was spying on them)#but quietly adds Suly ass will pay#how people were forbidden to (openly) criticize the padisah and keep quiet#and then fatma saying she won't be silent after his order to do so in their last convo..#amazing#such underrated character#*mine#and the clown telling her he never killed an innocent person#like what could a 6 year old ever do 🤡
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me when someone says luke is a bad teacher and made grogu "choose" btw being a jedi and his dad:
what he did was ensure grogu could one day be a jedi AND have his dad now!!!
#bruh....#he said grogu's HEART wasnt in it#then created a child-appropriate scenario where grogu would be free to choose his dad with no ill will#realizing of course the love between grogu and din and feeling compassion as he loved and misses his own father so dearly#and he has a new Order where he will allow those attachments#only to hope one day (perhaps even after his own death) grogh would return to complete his trainjng#KNOWING he would never be able to do so if he isnt ALLOWED TO LOVE HIS DAD NOW WHILE HE HAS HIM#which was the OPPOSITE OF THE OLD ORDER AND THE OPPOSITE OF WHAT THE JEDI DID TO ANAKIN AND SHMI#luke skywalker is WISE and compassionate#he totally understood grogu#he said you may never see the mandalorian again- your training may take you elsewhere your bond may be frayed#and its true#maybe din would die on his own without grogu's help#which would have happened several times already in s1-2#LUKE GETS IT#anyway#dinluke#luke skywalker#i mean im not defending favloni bc they have no idea what theyre doing#but i dont think this was ooc as per luke's outlook on his new jedi ordee#order#din grogu#what he did was ENSURE GROGU COULD HAVE THE JEDI AND HIS DAD!!!
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What do you think would have happened if (somehow, idk how but somehow) Machete rose to the rank of pope?
To be perfectly honest? I think most realistically he would've ruled maybe six months at best and then keeled over from stress and exhaustion.
#seriously he wouldn't want to be the pope papacy is for chumps but if he had to#he would've kicked out so many cardinals#his former colleagues riddled with corruption nepotism incompetence and moral decay#it would've upsetted so many elite families but what are they gonna do#pope's power is absolute he could totally do that#just excommunicate the whole lot#do something to get Holy See's finances in order he's been crunching numbers they aren't looking good#build sturdier foreign relations probably he's a diplomat I think he'd likely be extremely done with superfluous wars and useless bickering#maybe commission some extravagant artworks art is nice he knows to appreciate beauty when he sees it#become the senselessly rich patron to a handful of top notch artists although I think he already does that in canon timeline#I'm not sure how he'd handle the ongoing counter-reformation I guess it depends whether this was before or after the inquisition times#minimal public appearances because lord that's way too many people too many eyes being a figurehead is not his strongest suit#develop stomach ulcers get sepsis#historically it's actually not very uncommon for popes to expire relatively quickly after they're elected#they don't even have to be particularly old stuff's just tiring they get frazzled out#answered#anonymous#Machete
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my princess nonsense is being encouraged watch ouyt imabout to be eneaabled
OK WHATF ATHAT'S SO CUTE I HAD TO MAKE IT i know realistically there's little to no chance that rei DOESN'T know how to work heels 🤣 BUT IMAGINE.....ING.... YAKUMO GENTLY GUIDING REI IN HEELS, WEEKS BEFORE THE BIG GALA AND HAVING NONE OF HIS NORMAL FEAR OF PHYSICAL TOUCH BC HIS [TEACHER MODE] IS OVERRIDING HIS INSECURITY
#rei looking directly at the camera like why are you subjecting me to this. i do not need any of this. i know how to do it#rei wearing stilettos the size of your head so he becomes ur very tall bird goth gf#you know how yakumo gets when he instructs someone on how to cook something#he becomes confident and just tells ppl how to do stuff without his usual amount of stutter and secondguessing#i'm gonna pretend that after his stiletto training in misty vale he gains a TINY MOLECULE of confidence due to experience#like [i can help you if you've never done it before?]#honestly i can't imagine this scenario happening because i am so SURE that rei can walk in heels HAHAHA even tho nothing has proven that#SOMETHING COME PROVE ME WRONG SO MY DELUSIONS CAN SLIDE CLOSER TO POSSIBILITY#anyway even if rei didn't know how to wear heels#would he ever mention it? would yakumo ever learn of it?#rei would probably be all . i don't need to wear heels. they can't even see them under the dress. i'll wear my practical shoes#but if he can't get away with that and will be forced to wear heels at the party...#maybe he'll go [meh. i'll figure it out] and just not wear them until the day of the dance#at which point his feet will hurt after 20 minutes and for the whole night he takes any chance to sit down#rei can be frequently spotted on SOME surface SOMEWHERE in the palace. sitting all splayed out and uncaring of propriety#because he is in PAIN and these shoes are STUPID and why do people wear them for ANYTHING . Royals are so IMPRACTICAL#yakumo keeps trying to avoid heels for the dance because he doesn't want to be any taller than he already is#i bet there's a full convo about it between him and eiden#eiden trying to reassure him that if he wants to wear heels then he shouldn't let others' perception stop him from doing so#but if he genuinely doesn't want to wear them then that's ok too#eiden craning his neck up at yakumo in heels like you're my pretty princess 1-2 heads taller than me your height doesn't matter 🥰#i'm now torn. yakumo and rei both wearing heels now? in order to stay at similar heights?#or. rei starting out with heels. getting tired of them. going barefoot for the rest of the night lol#yakumo and rei still dancing in their ballgowns together but a much shorter rei leads a yakumo in heels#yes. yes this is the vision#yakurei#replies#nu carnival yakumo#nu carnival rei
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