#adventures in the life of me I guess?

[fayeandknight]

Last night was a thing, lol.

Let me set the scene -

It's midnight on Halloween, I'm in bed, and I may or may not be falling asleep with the help of a chewable night cap. When suddenly one of the dogs starts barking his fool head off. I contemplate ignoring it and rolling over. Except I realize he's barking because someone is knocking at the door.

It's my neighbor from across the street. (Older than me, younger than my parents.) She is extremely distraught. She's a nurse and just got off work. While coming in a possum ran into her garage.

I, admittedly, and not understanding why this is a big deal. But she's not originally from the US so I explain that possums are not a threat. They're known for playing dead. She's not reassured.

So I dutifully go over and attempt to search her garage. It's very full of things so I didn't find it. As I was searching a pair of cops, which she'd apparently called, show up. Lady cop and I share a look because it's a possum. Dude cop is young and twitchier than a long tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs. He's got one hand on his gun the entire time.

At one point dude cop backs into a garage can and fully jumps at least a foot into the air before spinning around - hand still on his gun. I need this twit to leave before he shoots some poor neighbor's dog, possibly mine.

I go back to my garage to grab a trap to set up and some cat food to bait it with. I assure everyone that I have this handled and the cops are happy to leave. I promise neighbor I'll check the trap again in the morning, and after work if need be. She gives me a garage door opener.

The funniest part of this whole thing is that her husband and sons, both double digits in age, are in the house. But it's my door she knocked on.

Anyway, haven't caught it yet but while periodically check for it and then release it in a more wooded part of the neighborhood. Also she's insisting on making me homemade Persian food - which I didn't argue too hard against because both her and her mother are excellent cooks.

[bacchuschucklefuck]

pygmalion and galatea for aroace people

you should tell your friends what I look like, riz gukgak.

[a2zillustration]

You know what, Araj might be tied with Orin for "people I wish I didn't have to see again"

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[pollyannawog]

AU where instead of reincarnating as a comet Betty just comes back to Ooo. as a girlboss creature or smth

[crabussy]

most of my life giving magus art I've done!! somebody help me they're in my mind shedding feathers everywhere and lamenting about their shitty dad. KISS THAT OLD MAN SILLY!!!!!!! KISS HIM TO PIECES

I spent So Long on the IDs I hope they're coherent!!! reblog to subject your loyal followers to old man wizard yuri I guess

[itissadbutitsmy-artblog]

come along with me / and the ______ and bees!

[theshittiesttriangle]

it is fucking tragic that i will never get to experience watching this show for the first time again

one of the best shows ive ever seen, loved the shit out of it. need to find a place where i can watch it again

this is one of the few pieces of media i am comfortable rating at an 8 or 9/10, up there with prince of egypt

[the---hermit]

I am in my grandparent era, just with no kids around which honestly is better lol.

12|05|2024

The garden gnome adventures have begun (thanks to @ben-learns-smth for coming up with the name I am obsessed with it). Half of the weekend has been filled with finally working on my vegetable garden. It's the first year I am taking care of it all by myself (with some help from my parents when they have time) and everything's finally set up. We put up the support for the tomatoes yesterday and today I finally planted everything, and I also had time to plant three new lavender plants in a little hidden spot at the back of the house. Yesterday I also managed to get some study done, though I have not planned yet my study for the upcoming week. I have to say I am still in that weird period in which I wake up tired every single day. I don't know if it's a mental or physical thing, probably both. I am trying to take care of myself but I just have very little energy, especially mental and emotional energy. I feel overwhelmed very easily lately and I cannot wait for this to stop. If I am doing something and I can fully focus on that activity it feels better, but as soon as I am done with the task I can feel a weight pulling me down but I don't know what to do about it. And I also feel like on one single day I go through the whole spectrum of shrimp emotions and I could very much do without.

📖: A Psalm For The Wild Built by Becky Chambers

[aroaessidhe]

2024 reads / storygraph

The Forbidden Book

YA historical fantasy

the daughter of a wealthy businessman in a small shtel under Russian rule is about to be married off, so she runs away and pretends to be a boy - but the name she chose turns out to be the name of a real boy, who’s missing and wanted dead

along with some other teens, they try to unravel the mystery of what happened to him and where he might be, and are drawn into the underbelly of forgery, illegal political pamplets, dybbuks, and angels

genderqueer lesbian MC

arc from netgalley, out oct 1

[badassindistress]

Longing pulled me in all kinds of directions tonight, so in the end I gave in and made myself some horns

[debellatis]

save me dog hob... dog hob... dog hob, save me......

Makes pair with my cat dream

[myrling-art]

I just finished Fionna and Cake, and I'm coping so well.

And since my sister has threatened to make a music video with Simon and Betty to the song "This woman's work" by Kate Bush, I drew this to destroy her first. 👍

[july-19th-club]

i think the funniest neal relationship is when he's dating sara because 90% of it is 'we both like to be dressed to the nines at all hours of the day and night, we should fuck about it' and the instant they have any disagreement whatsoever they're like oh right our expensive and impractical taste in clothing is the only thing we have in common

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[flufflecat]

Got to stolen century in my relisten and started tearing up at work because of magnus carving the duck. Just me in the back room, crying over the dish sink for normal reasons.

[satans-knitwear]

My baby knows the way to all of our locals. I just follow her lead.