#adventurers for hire

[caprin-fishie]

Gumbi and the “Knight” - Unlikely friends ✨

Questing the for coin! 🌟

[pestorik]

TWST x adventure time: heartslabyul

fionna and cake got me feeling nostalgic so i’m combining it with my other favorite thing rn

[champion-of-love]

cupid messed up her paperwork when she was filing out the forms to apply for ever after and that's why her birthday changed from november 24th to february 14th. she's too embarrassed to correct everyone and it's kind of nice that she gets to celebrate her birthday twice a year. though, it's still a little sad when she spends her first november at ever after and her birthday rolls around and no one from ever after greets her. (her family at olympus and her friends at monster high do send her wishes and her gifts are waiting to be collected. shipping interdimensionally is expensive). she's a little bit sad but is extremely surprised when she goes to her first class of the day, and finds on her desk a pink cupcake with a candle on top. a note comes along with it that says 'roses are prickly and violets are violets. if you saw me visiting your old school, no you didn't. but i know the truth you've been keeping at bay, so that's why i'm secretly wishing you a happy birthday ;3 -kitty'

[whatsfourteenupto]

Thinking about literal teenagers working at UNIT and I bet you Luke Smith is somewhere on the hiring team

[missallanious]

Rodeo brawl aftermath 👀

[mellodyevangeline]

Bill Progress Update

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[chiropteracupola]

HELL YEAHHHHHHHHHHH

[aftertheradar]

friends i think i know the best way to adapt gideon the ninth to a visual medium:

Lego: Gideon The Ninth; The Video Game: for the Sony Playstation 2 and Nintendo Wii

[lauraplindman]

AWOOGA

[kindofwriter]

I think if Steeplechase were an animated show there should be an old, faded ‘missing child’ poster stuck to one of the walls outside The Future Is You. We never get a shot of it, it’s in the background of maybe two scenes.

And when Montrose finally takes the mask off he looks just a tiny little bit like the kid in the posters. He’s at least 30 years older, different hair colour, different hair style, etc. But maybe they have the same nose. Or maybe they both have freckles. Or maybe they both smile the same way, under the mask.

And it’s never mentioned. And you’d never, ever know if it was him or not. But it could’ve been. And I don’t know about y’all but that would drive me mad.

[friberchi]

🧡💙

[ghonorrhead]

ANYWAYS here some jonis of varying thickness ( ;) )

and gym trainer gyro with joni who is actually spreading his legs for him in the second pic because he is insane

[whoblewboobear]

Jace was totally a Hudol kid right?

He failed wizardry 101 three years in a row, he probably hooked up with your crush, ​he was voted most likely to be arrested on account of all the pranks he pulled around campus. He smokes cigarettes in the parking lot. He’s at the top of his sorcery classes and his name is on everyone’s lips, he’s Jace Stardiamond and if you don’t know him, then maybe you’re just not cool enough to.

By the time he’s a junior, everyone has an idea of who he is but when he’s alone with himself, he has a hard time deciding if he knows who he is. Every moment of his life he’s been told the whos, whats and whys and he feels trapped inside of the labels and high standards so he takes comfort in the unknown.

For once he finally feels in tune with his magic. He doesn’t need to know where it comes from when it comes to him as easy as breathing. He still has such a keen eye for it, though. He approaches sorcery with such a precision and resolve that leaves people in awe of him, the attention doesn’t hurt either.

He always admired that quality in the wizards surrounding him, there’s no reason he can’t borrow that kind of self discipline for himself if it leads to better self discovery.

Still, he can’t take the way his old wizardry textbooks mock him from where they live on his bookshelf. He finds a home for them far at the top of his closet and doesn’t look back.

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Is2g the way he told Adaine he couldn’t take a level of wizard, “I tried.” And then him saying he always thought wizards were a bit stinky has haunted me since the finale aired. That man has a deep vendetta associated with wizardry, you just know it. That shit haunts him.

[transgender-png]

they need to make kid shows for adults. like same plot and character arcs and writing and simple themes, but the characters are allowed to say fuck and laugh at obvious innuendos.

[devlunar]

I'm unemployed and it's been that way for a while. I've been looking for months with no success. I will be doing digital art commissions until I can find a job. Help share this if you can't buy anything yourself ❗❗❗

[authenticcadence18]

I imagine something like: Ginger sighed and spun in her chair, eyes now focused on the man in front of her as his pen scribbled fiercely across it's page. His thumb and index finger pressed the bridge of his nose as Baljeet groaned as if the answer wouldn't come to him. But she knew it did. They had figured it out a while ago. "We should break up then, huh?" He let the pen rest as the other faced her. "It only makes sense. Logically, from our results, we shouldn't be together. I just don't understand how I didn't see the answers sooner. The equation has been in front of me for so many years and I just kept... Ignoring it." "To be fair, I clearly have a type. Dark hair, smart... But I clearly have a TYPE, you know?... Girls." "Yes yes I know." He waved her off, as if the dots still weren't connecting. "I just don't understand how we ended up together if the answer was CLEARLY there all along. How could we, two of the smartest people in our friend group, be so oblivious?" Ginger hummed, it had been something she'd also thought over for quite some time now. "Part of me wonders if maybe Isabella being so sure about Phineas could have had some sort of impact on that... Going to see you guys every day... It made me feel like I should have a certain sensation in my gut, too. But I never did. I just forced myself. It's not like we didn't pair well, we are good friends after all." Baljeet only nodded to her, as if still stuck on this invisible equation. She thought for just a moment until nodding, thinking of something that might comfort him. "You spoke of Space Adventure so much and all those dorky characters, you're telling me you didn't have a crush on a single one of them growing up? No awakening there?" His eyes grew wide and cheeks flushed. She had hit the nail on the head. He may have not known it at the time, but he's always had feelings for men and Ginger would be there for him every step of the way as he continued to figure things out.

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The “I clearly have a TYPE…GIRLS” is SENDING ME I AM C A C K L I N G KJSHDFHJKSDFKJH

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