#adding based on ideas

[thornshadowwolf]

In complete seriousness, they need to make laws about ads that say they can take no more than one, maybe two, clicks/taps to close/skip. No more "wait 10 seconds until you can skip the video, wait 10 seconds until you can skip the fake playable ad, wait 5 seconds until you can close the 'download now' overlay, puts up a half-screen in-app appstore pop-up (which at least you can close immediately)." This should literally be illegal to do.

Edit: this is blowing up so I just wanted to add (haha ad) that this was my "reasonable request" I also think there should be way more and way stricter laws around all advertising in general. I think most advertising as we know it today should be abolished.

[kizzer55555]

DP x DC: The Most Dangerous Card Game

Ok so Danny has essentially claimed earth as his. And he is fully aware that there are constant threats to the planet. Now he can’t stop a threat that originates on earth (that’s something he’ll leave to the Justice league) but he can do something about outside threats. Doing some research on ancient spells, rituals, and artifacts, he cast a world wide barrier on the planet to protect it from hostile threats so they cannot enter. This will prevent another Pariah Dark incident. However, barriers like this come at a price. You see, there are two ways to make a barrier. Either make one powered up by your own energy and power (which would be constantly draining) or set up a barrier with rules. The way magic works is that nothing can be absolutely indestructible. It must have a weakness. The most powerful barriers weren’t the ones reinforced with layer after layer of protective charms and buffed up with power. Those could eventually be destroyed either by being overpowered, wearing them down, or by cutting off the original power source. No, the most powerful barriers were the ones with a deliberate weakness. A barrier indestructible except for one spot. A cage that can only be opened from the outside. Or that can only be passed with a key or by solving a riddle. So Danny chooses this type of barrier and does the necessary ritual and pours in enough power to make it. And he adds his condition for anyone to enter. 

Now the Justice league? Find out about the barrier when Trigon attempts to attack, they were preparing after he threatened what he would do once he got to earth. How he would destroy them. The Justice league tried to take the fight to him first but were utterly destroyed, so they retreated home to tend to their injuries, and fortify earth for one. Last. Stand. Only when Trigon makes his big entrance…he’s stopped.

The Justice league watch in awe as this thin see-through barrier with beautiful green swirls and speckled white lights like stars apears blocking Trigon and his army’s advance. The barrier looks so thin and fragile yet no matter how hard the warlord hits, none of his attacks can get through and neither can he damage said barrier. That’s when Constantine and Zatanna recognizes what this barrier is. Something only a powerful entity could create. For a moment, the league is filled with hope that Trigon can’t get through yet Constantine also explains that it’s not impenetrable. And clearly Trigon knows this too for he calls out a challenge. 

And that’s when, in a flash of light, a tiny glowing teenager appears. He looked absolutly minuscule compared to Trigon and yet practically glowed with power (this isn’t a King Danny AU though).

And that is when the conditions for passing the barrier are revealed. And the Justice realize that the only thing stopping Trigon and his army from decimating earth. The only way he can get through….is by beating this glowing teenager in a card game. 

Not just any card game though. The most convoluted game Sam, Danny, and Tucker invented themselves. It’s like the infinite realms version of magic the gathering, combined with Pokémon, and chess. And Danny is the master. So sit down Trigon and let’s play.

(The most intense card game of the Justice league’s life).

After Danny wins, this happens a few more times with outer word beings and possibly even demons attempting to invade earth, yet none have been able to beat the mysterious teenager in a card game. Constantine might even take a crack at it and try to figure out how to play. He’s really bad though. Every time this happens, the Justice league worry that this might be the time the teenager looses. Yet every time, he wins (even if only barely). 

Meanwhile, Danny, Sam, and Tucker have gotten addicted to the game and play it almost daily. Some teachers might seem them playing the game are are like ‘awww how cute’ not realizing this game is literally saving the world. Jazz is just happy they aren’t spending as much time on their screens playing Doomed.

[doodleswithangie]

"Eeny, meeny, miny... YOU."

Redraw of a comic I drew all the way back in 2014 (weirdly enough, around the time The Golf War aired, so this was weeks before Sock Opera came out!)

[Image Description: Comic of Bill Cipher, Dipper and Mabel Pines from "Gravity Falls." Alt text provided and copied below the cut. Scan of original comic below the cut. End ID]

Original Comic:

Copied Alt Text:

Page One:

Inside the grayed out attic, Bill possessing Mabel floats over Dipper, who shouts, "Mabel! Bill! Let her go!"

Bill taunts him, "Are you kidding? It's been a while since I've had a vessel. And this one smells like strawberries."

Page two:

Bill says, "There's almost nothing you can do to stop me. So I'm gonna bounce! Gotta bunch of things on my to-do list."

A stricken Dipper whispers, "No."

Bill turns and continues, "And a long overdue appointment to keep-"

"NO!" Dipper shouts.

Page three:

Dipper holds onto Mabel's shirt to keep Bill from leaving. "No wait!" he says. "Please. You said almost nothing. So there's gotta be something."

Page four:

Bill says, "Well... there is one thing."

Dipper says, "I'll do it. Just give Mabel back."

Bill grins as the room lights up in blue flame.

Page five:

In Dipper and Mabel's room, Stan is scanning Bill's page in the Journal. Mabel sees Dipper stir awake and runs to him, saying, "Dipper! We saw Bill jump into your head! Are you okay?"

Page six:

Dipper slowly opens his eyes, revealing yellow eyes with slit pupils, and says, "It's... It's been a while since I've had a vessel."

End Copied Alt Text

[bread-wizards]

I actually think Dorian and Orym should fight more.

Remember when their slowly building tension over and entire episode (full of passive aggressive remarks and blame throwing) led to threats? And how after, Orym thanked Dorian for handing over the crown sadly because he knew Dorian would be mad at him? And Dorian couldn't even look at him because he was legitimately hurt, thinking Orym was disappointed in him for doing what he thought was right? That was peak.

The fact they went from that to their current closeness and trust is the best part of their entire dynamic. Their relationship was hard fought and still will be. They will fight for it because they respect and care for one another deeply, and their disagreements don't change that, only improve it.

[lwh-writing]

See, the thing is Names Have Power.

If someone really, really needed Danny's help, they just have to call him by one (1) name. Plenty of innocent ghosts captured by the Guys In White have been saved by screaming "Help me, Dear Ghost King" at the top of their lungs and then waiting the necessary 5 seconds for Danny to summon himself and fuck shit up as necessary.

However, if Danny doesn't want to answer the summoning, he can ignore it. He usually only ignores it if it's cultists who want him to consume the universe or something similar, so this isn't a bad thing. If they try to summon "The Ghost King, Ice Mage of the Far Frozen, Liege of Fright Knight," then Danny can just put on his "Hades of the Underworld" title and go about his day. But if the cultists use every title Danny has, then there's nothing for it. Danny gets summoned and has to bullshit his way around the cultists' demands until either he can free himself or someone else can catch up and help out.

The solution to this?

Danny adds a shit ton of epithets to his title. So now summonings sound like:

"We call upon you, King Daniel Fenton, First of His Name, First of His Blood, First of his Dynasty. Protector of the Infinite Realms, Defeater of Pariah Dark, Liege of Fright Knight. Ice Mage of the Far Frozen. Ally of Pandora; Protector of Pandora's Box. Ally of Princess Dorathea; Reagent of Dragon's Lair. Brother of Jasmine; Princess of the Ghost Realm and Major of Psychology. Friend of Sam; Jewish Witch, Vessel of Undergrowth, and Ultra-Recyclo-Vegetarian. Friend of Tucker; Player of Doomed Online, Reincarnation of Hotep Ra, and Genius Hacker. Defeater of Undergrowth, Defeater of Frigthmare, Defeater of Skulker, Defeater of Ember, Defeater of Ghost Writer, Defeater of Young Blood, Defeater of Box Ghost--"

John Constantine punches the cultist hard enough to break their jaw before they can continue down the line of Danny's past opponents. Summoning does, after all, create a fuck ton of ecto-energy that the Justice League's scanners pick up. Constantine has yet to stop a summoner before they get past the "Pain in the Ass of the Fruitloop" part of Danny's title.

Ghost King Isn't the Only Title Danny Has

Okay, so you how monarchs can have multiple titles? Like how the heir to the English throne is both Prince/Princess and Duke/Duchess of Cornwall? And how monarchs can get titles and epithets that just stack onto their preexisting names/titles? Like "Catherine the Great" or how Daenerys gets her famous list of "Stormborn, the Unburnt, Mother of Dragons, etc."?

Well, there are dozens upon dozens of names for the Infinite Realms. The Ghost Zone might be what Amity Park calls it, but there have been hundreds of names for it throughout history. The Afterlife, Sheol, Heaven & Hell, Purgatory & Limbo, Valhalla, and so on and so forth.

So when Danny finally gives in and lets himself be crowned, he doesn't just become the Ghost King. Oh no. He is crowned "King Daniel Fenton, First of His Name, Protector of the Infinite Realms, Defeater of Pariah Dark, Liege of Fright Knight, Ice Mage of the Far Frozen, and Hades of the Underworld."

And then a few months later when Danny inevitably gets summoned and pops up on the Justice League's radar, there's some serious side-eyeing going on because 'Diana, why didn't you mention your uncle looked like a teenager? Why does one of the most powerful gods like to hang out in teenaged form anyway?'

Just... give me an unknowning Danny accidentally inheriting a niece along with the crown, and that niece just so happens to be Wonder Woman.

[transformers-bold-bright-brisk]

HOT SHOT REDESIGN + Illustration✨

I’m so goddamn detail-oriented it’s not even funny…

Let me tell you, I was locked 👏 the fuck👏 in 👏

This was legitimately so proud of myself for not making the outline perfect. I mean, don’t get me wrong—I love a good neat lineart layer, but where’s the fun in that?

Also the TF Skybound comic’s artstyle has been scratching my brain in a few good places.

[ofpd]

things tom lehrer was the first person to introduce me to:

nuclear warfare (“who's next?” and “so long, mom!”)

weapons manufacturing (“wernher von braun”)

smut (“smut”)

cyanide (“poisoning pigeons in the park”)

catholic mass (“vatican rag”)

sadomasochism (“masochism tango”)

stds (“i got it from agnes”)

hindu nationalism (“national brotherhood week”)

probably more!

[arseniy-arsenicum33]

Season 9 Hermits as DND heroes and villains... (Mostly villains)...

The Dungeon Master... The Warden Wrangler... The Frost Warlock... TangoTek...

The Gorgon King... The Statues Sourseress... The Undead Sculptress... ZombieCleo...

The Immortal King... The Forgotten Ruler... The Wealth Hoarder... Ren the King...

The Bone Mage... Axe of The Screaming Void Wielder... The Musical Necromancer... XisumaVoid...

The Vampire Lord... The Treacherous Backstabber... The Keeper of Vaults... Mumbo Killsalot Jumbo...

The Cursed Knight... The Honourable Hero... And His Inner Demon... WelsKnight...

The Elven Archer... The Magical Baker... The Mattress Store Owner... GoodTimesWithScar...

The Dwarven Warrior... The Realm Liberator... The King Slayer... ImpulseSV...

The Forest Protector... The King Maker... The Leshy... BdoubleO100... This whole project started long ago with an ask by @theshadiertwin two months ago... Shockingly, the Idea of using a DND-character creator for creating actual DND-characters instead of little vignettes never occured to me... But I really wanted to model every Hermit first... If you have any ideas of what class each hermit can be, please tell! And I will be making a part 2 someday... Bdubs one has a little bit of a backstory... It's conceptually based on this model of Inscription-Leshy Bdubs by my good friend @randomtotallyrealgirl... But made more akin to slavic view of Leshy as a Forest Guardian... It's not a cultural appropriation, if it's my culture... Rens also from slavic folklore, he was inspired by Koschey the Immortal who conquered death, hoarded enormous amounts of wealth and spent his forever life by withering over it... You can use them freely, play as them, put them as npcs in your homebrew, come up with stats and character builds, go nuts! And there are some nice secrets, if you view them in 3D... I just need to add them to the growing google doc of my models... And actually post said doc on my blog... Yeah... Soon...

[toxiccaves]

By request, here's some of the English dubbed clips I've been posting to twitter. Incase anyone doesn't have access to a VPN, here's a preview of the English dubbed voices for MCB. Still would like if they put the voice actors in the credits for the dubbed version!

You can watch the English dub here.

[asciuto]

Elementary (Taylor's Version) // I believe that we were supposed to find this

honorable mention:

[hellishgayliath]

It���s October so it’s time to break out the spookysonas once again y’all 🎃🎃🎃

[defectivevillain]

these jagged scars

[ao3 version here] (now accessible to both registered users and guests)

[spotify playlist]

Act One summary:

That familiar analytical gleam in your eyes lives in Hannibal’s mind as he sinks his teeth into his prey. Despite your departure hours ago, Hannibal sees you sitting across from him at the table. Dining alone has never bothered him; yet, right now, he can’t help but desire your company—your scintillating conversation, your sharp wit, your clever smirk. Indeed, his table feels uncharacteristically empty. Hannibal stares at the chair across from him—the same chair he’s grown accustomed to seeing you sit at—and takes another bite. Flavor explodes on his tongue, yet you are what dominates his thoughts. 

Your experience in criminal profiling means that you've met a wide variety of people from all different walks of life. You've stared down hardened criminals and fought for your life against people hellbent on killing you. Even so, something about the FBI's new target, the Chesapeake Ripper, seems to elude you.

Then you meet Hannibal Lecter: an enigmatic jigsaw of a man with jagged corners and misshapen pieces.

Fortunately, you've always been rather good at puzzles.

this broken design | 16/16 chapters | 64k words

Chapter 1

Chapter 2

Chapter 3

Chapter 4

Chapter 5

Chapter 6

Chapter 7

Chapter 8

Chapter 9

Chapter 10

Chapter 11

Chapter 12

Chapter 13

Chapter 14

Chapter 15

Chapter 16

Act Two summary:

You wish you never met Hannibal Lecter. But you yearn for his presence.  You want to forget him. But he never truly leaves your thoughts.  Now, you’re left to pick up the pieces of a broken design. A battle of instincts rages on in your mind—one of bittersweet relief and cloying grief, fearless resolve and poignant regret; a clashing between affection and antipathy, pride and pain. What will win, in the end? Only time will tell. 

this winding labyrinth | 11/? chapters | 50k words

Chapter 1

Chapter 2

Chapter 3

Chapter 4

Chapter 5

Chapter 6

Chapter 7

Chapter 8

Chapter 9

Chapter 10

Chapter 11

Chapter 12

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[echo-does-art]

@duchi-nesten I always love coloring your lines for @green-with-envy-phandom-event :)

[ghost-proofbaby]

i just imagined the most cursed/dumb experience you could have with eddie and now i need to put you all through it with me.

imagine getting insanely high with eddie and playing around with one of those stress balls with the netting. like the kind that change color when you squeeze it. and you're just squishing it, fiddling mindlessly, before suddenly looking up at eddie with the worst possible idea.

"eddie... do you think they...?"

and him being so wide-eyed, immediately catching on, "absolutely not."

but then, you're both high, and you're both prone to having the dumbest fucking ideas possible, so when eddie catches sight of your fishnets peeking out of the drawer across the room, he can't help himself from saying the dumbest possible thing to ever come out of his mouth.

"but wanna find out?"

the night ends with the two of you in the ER, and eddie deciding it doesn't matter how much he likes you in fishnets, the two of you will never have another pair in the household again.

please don't take this serious i'm going to cry from how fucking stupid this is

[rinisdrawing]

royal au ft. the sb kids! ✨ (wip)

[shidoukanae]

Future Force! Tasuku drawing

The idea behind Future Force is still honestly so cool and I wish the show hadn't soft rebooted during S3 so we could have seen more about it waaaah