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i literally love your work and you idk why or how ive only been following ur acc for a week and yet i will defend you with my life i hope you eat your favorite food today and have an amazing day you talented gorgeous amazing pulchritudinous person
youāre so sweet?? an actual little cloud of candyfloss & fairy lights (įµĢ£Ģ£Ģ£Ģ£Ģ£ Ķ įµĢ£Ģ£Ģ£Ģ£Ģ£ Ė¶ )ā” thank you so much honeycomb. i will do my best to be worthy your high praise. you deserve a thousand kisses from happy sunbeams and a unicorn who will lay its head in your lap whenever you need comfort.
also your blessing is coming to fruition as we speak ā” iām about to head out to a late lunch at my fave indian place so let it be known that i gratefully attribute that to you & the lovely old lady who makes the palak paneer. thank you!!
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How do you guys draw so much
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Be teenager is time most people start able do lot more stuff. Start be see as more mature and need less help parent.
But, all this excite is make feel so more bad when are lose independence as teenager. It frustrate and emberess to see friend talk of learn drive and go college and so many fun new thing, and then go home and close to no can brush own teeth. To be age where want do thing self no parent but need help from parent more and more.
So, this post for us. For the teenager who are lose freedom while peer gain. For the teenager who are become more disable and see future had plan fall apart. It no is fair have happen, and Frog is send support to all people read this who need.
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Since Ubisoft makes NFTs of Rayman, I donāt feel bad about rewriting the whole show (kinda)
Me and @rainbow-wolf120 both kinda/really like CLH, but we both have issues with it. Soooo why not rework some stuff while keeping the core the same? Seems easy enough (NOT). First up is Bullfrog :)
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Bullfrog is my favorite character of the show. I love him, heās awesome and fun and kind when everyone else is sorta giant assholes. Also his design is very clean and cute, and I donāt really have issues with him.
HOWEVER, I do have a couple grievances with how he dresses and his motives.
On one hand, if he is the last of the brotherhood, WHY DRESS SO OBVIOUSLY LIKE AN ASSASSIN?? This is an issues I have with Dolph too, bc like, if you are supposed to be under the radar, you would think HIDING the parts of you that GIVE AWAY WHO YOU ARE WOULD BE OBVIOUS. But no, no you need interesting looking protags ig.
Another thing that irks me is that there are so many cool assassins in the Assassinās Creed universe. So many. And they choose to base Bullfrog on Ezio. I get it for marketing ig, but like, thereās literally a French assassin (AC Unity), but no, the French frog gets to be Italian lol. Although I find it funny, I feel like the whole thing was a missed opportunity to give exposer to the lesser-played AC games. Or use it to promote AC Shadows by making Bullfrog a girl or like the woman assassin from that game. Or better yet, combine a ton of different aspects of every AC game into the outfit.
Which is what I did lol.
To fix both these problems, I decided to design two looks for her (heās a her now, stone me idc, also sorry every Laserfrog shipper ever itās not personal I promise). The one on the left is her assassin fit. It drives a lot more inspo from AC Shadows and AC Unity, with elements of Ezio and Bullfrogās original look. However, most of Bullfrogās initial look is incorporated in the outfit on the right, which is the subtlety outfit. That is the outfit she starts the series with, only to take it off in the sewers to reveal sheās an assassin.
When in the subtle outfit, she tries to hide as much of herself as possible. Her assassin parts, her frog parts, and her girl-ness. Kinda. She just presents as a man so people donāt fuck with her. As for the assassin fit, it shows up in the Sewer scene when sheās fighting the dudes down there. Then they identify her once sheās arrested and surprises Rayman with being a girl lol.
And to everyone who gets pissy about her being a girl, the show needs more girls.
Have a good one my dudes :))
#she s a trans woman too so whooppie#also also she wears shoes in her subtle outfit to blend in better#but it is the farthest thing from comfortable so when she takes off her disguise in the sewer#the shoes fly off and hit one of the dudes in the face#she is also also also super quiet when not comfortable with people only nodding or croaking#and speaking French lol#but when she wants to shock someone or sheās actually comfortable#she speaks more English and is actually quite the chatterbox lol#and her cheeks are blue and represent the past and future when blowing bubbles#now thatās enough rambling my bad chat#clh#captainlaserhawk#captain laserhawk#captain lazerhawk#captain lazerhawk blood dragon remix#fanart#redesign#AU#clh AU#clh rewrite#assassin's creed#bullfrog#clh bullfrog#captain lazerhawk fanart#captain lazerhawk bullfrog#katiekatdragon27
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......im going to ruin him in the wedding night dlc i cant take it anymore
#the new cg is so slutty#i wanna GRAB HIM N EAT HIM UP#thats my babygirl im losingmy fucking mind#if he looked like this all the time id actually croak i couldnt#our life: beginnings & always#cove holden#olba
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never gonna be over ghilan'nain. she's an amoral artist using the flesh as her chosen medium. she's piloting her dead wife's torso centaur style. which is such a tasty glimpse of the madness of her grief. my god. ghilan'nain was the most sensitive of the evanuris, and she couldn't make halla now. she's been imprisoned for millennia in a blighted palace, trickling horrors from a wound in the veil, a wound of curiosity and arrogance, watching her family all become mortal and perish one by one as their archdemons die. so she took the mortification of flesh literally. she is a workaholic who denies her own grief and buries herself in her great work: crafting godawful little freaks in the name of science. the world she lived in is gone entirely, and none but she and elgar'nan and their jailer remember it, and she doesn't miss it, and she doesn't want to go back. andruil raised her up to godhood (delusional) because she was so good at making fucked up guys for her to kill. but the mother of halla couldn't make the halla now, and she still uses their iconography as her symbol. the 'void' armor drove andruil mad, and ghilan'nain kept it and experimented with it and put it in her own body and in her family's bodies and their dragons and their enemies and their subjects and seeded it into the earth to grow her strange bitter fruits, a labor of love. the evanuris' bodies were made from lyrium, the blood of titans; the blight's song is the screams of the titans they killed to make their lyrium bodies, which she then blighted! on purpose! wounds seeping into wounds. it's what got them locked away, why they murdered mythal, but it is pure creation, possibility, it is so easy to mould, and she used it to graft her body onto andruil's headless legless corpse and elgar'nan -- her forever roommate last of her kin god of tyranny -- is so very tender with her. and he is so so so very tender with her. she has a mouth in one eye. sometimes she is a big head in the clouds. she didn't need to do the torso thing at all because she can inexplicably float. she's gonna use me for parts.
#ghilan'nain#barking snarling gnashing my teeth twirling my hair and kicking my feet about it#she must rigidly look forward#because to look back-- that way madness lies#she is like the anti-orpheus. to me.#and she even has tentacles#frog croaks#is the gentleness that elgar'nan treats her with that is the most telling. oh to be a fly on the wall when andruil's archdemon fell#dragon age#i am unwell. it is 2:54am#'the veil is a wound on the world' well solas kinda seems it's wounds all the way down! kinda seems like you can't go back actually#datv#datv spoilers
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"It's okay to be sad that he's dead. <3 You're not a bad person for being sad about. *hug*"
Anyway I'm always happy when a domestic abuser or a pedophile dies and I don't develop paraphilic relationships with celebrities to begin with. You could tell me all the Backstreet Boys blew up and if it came out that they were rapists I'd thank the bomb that ended them.
#like it's one thing if it's someone you actually know#mixed feelings make sense#my father's a piece of shit whose death would be a favour and I still know I'm going to have mixed feelings when he finally croaks#but a fucking celebrity?!?!?!?
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The Eighth Sense Episode 7 & 8
#the eighth sense#ģ¬ė ė²ģ§ø ź°ź°#kdrama#oh jun taek#im ji sub#soomedits#(colouring is a constant fight between 'wait... is there too much red?'#and 'wait... is this not enough red?')#short rant about the subs:#the two times the sunbaes were talking about jihyun dying they did not use the word die#they used the word 'ėģ§ė¤' which is kind of a curse word for dying#in english i only found it as 'croak'?? idk if there's something better#but they very definitely did not just say 'die'#they were being condescending and rude and hopefully wouldn't have used that word if jihyun had actually died#all the more reason for jaewon to go off like that#and jaewon didn't say 'i don't want a new camera' but:#'it's meaningless if it's not this camera'#sorry for the rant#there was another set i wanted to make... but i might not be able to.... *big sigh*
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what is your favorite and least favorite art advice?
sorry, boring answer but i think its completely dependent on context, almost all good-faith art advice, even 'just practice' can be valuable in the right situation. I dont like people talking in absolutes or stuff delivered in a way that seems condescending. There are no technical tips that come to mind when discussing favourite/least favourite advice, its all about delivery
#croaks#actually i hate art advice which is about finance or whether or not u should go to art school#because a lot of it is inapplicable to people outside of the states#its not even art advice its poorly disguised financial advice#i dont find it that valuable
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// hsr 2.7 spoilers
took me an embarassingly long time to figure out wonweek stood for "one week"
#hsr spoilers#kind of?#finals season has deprived me of so much joy so i binged the entire story quest as soon as it came out haha#but no really. one week?? workday??? they are having way too much fun playing with his name LMAO#banger quest though#im actually very intrigued for sundays addition to the express and how hes gonna contribute to future plots more than i was before !!#also the new dynamics now that trlbzer isnt the newbie anymore hehe#on the tingyun side of things tho; they keep teasing the 'mastermind' behind the luofu incident and im#im violently shaking hyvs shoulders...as much as amphoreus sounds interesting i wanna wrap up this plot who tf is the mastermiiiiiiind#and is that connected to the mastermind sunday was talking abt for penacony which. tbh i didnt really understand that part š#ikol croaks
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So, thanks to the beautiful mind of @bendy-n-stuff , I have a new Vampire Jonathan headcanon. Because vampires donāt have reflections in mirrors, and Vlad has a vendetta against mirrors for some odd reason, Johnathan has no idea that his hair has gone white when he first turned. Because of this, when ever he turns to a bat and runs off, he hides in a nest of other bats. Dracula is always able to find johnny, because a white vampire bat is pretty easy to spot. Harker, being dumb, always asks how the Count manages to find him. And the Count, being the asshole that he is, simply says something along the lines of āOh, Johnny. You know no matter how far you flee, I will always be able to find you.ā Itās not until they get their first portrait done together that johnny actually finds out about his unusual hair color.
#froggy croaks#vampires#Harkula#Jonathan Harker#Count Dracula#Vampire!Johnny#my headcanons#bendy-n-stuff actually deserves all of the credit#it had me cackling#thanks Stuffie
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Hi i love your Sora gets the custody (kills Judge) au and was just wondering why is Reiju older?
She's not she's about the same age as in canon I just drew a bunch of different doodles from across the au timeline since I wasn't actually planning on drawing anymore for the au
#ask#evan-does-croak#i did draw all the kids together in the follow up art#not sure if you saw that#unless you mean whys she older then the boys in general#i dont actually know how much older she is#i think like 3 or 4 years#id have to double check
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Im gonna fucking kick a football in the Mariana Trench thereās no fucking way Procreate just did this to me
#Iām actually gonna cry#I was working on a Sebby piece#he was looking all sweet and soft holding a white campanula#and I erased the line art so I could have a little āThing Get!ā of just the flower frame beside him#but because I added text I canāt fucking undo it#i hate procreate sometimes#I JSUT SPENT THREE HOURS ON THAT#bawling on the floor#phrog croaks#Iām sorry Sebastian I didnāt mean to erase you :((
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Frog is send love to everyone else who who need help with bADLs (thing like eat, shower, get dressed) but no have help. To everyone who no can do very important thing because people no help. Frog hope hope hope get more help soon
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jon looks like a crumpled up cigarette butt in a puddle and elias looks and him and is like. wow isnt he dreamy
#peter: you must actually have brain damage#sorry ugly duckling jon is so important to me#also important that elias still wants to fuck his brains out anyway#jonelias#croaks
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I actually hate that ship but I love your art! š
Hahaha! Hey man, I'll take that. Thank you so much! š©·
I love Deathstar, and I disliked most of what I saw. Funny story. I finished watching WOY, I checked out the fan fiction, and one of the first results was a Deathstar fic. I ACTUALLY burst out laughing. I thought it was the dumbest thing ever.
I read it, andā I'm not sneering at the author, it's only criticismā the story was so bad, I couldn't finish it. However, there was 1 chapter that stuck out. "Wait. I liked that. Why didn't the author focus on that angle? That's almost believable, the way Wander and Dominator are addressing her issues. You should'veā
"I'm gonna be writing and drawing it for the next 6 months, aren't I?"
...This is month 7.
#TL;DR *Gru voice* āwow... this... is garbage! you guys actually like this?ā#(frogkicks actually liked this)#TAG FOR ALL MY ASKS:#frogkicks croaks#wander over yonder#woy#deathstar#death star#woy deathstar#wandom
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