#actually croak

[raccoonfallsharder]

i literally love your work and you idk why or how ive only been following ur acc for a week and yet i will defend you with my life i hope you eat your favorite food today and have an amazing day you talented gorgeous amazing pulchritudinous person

you’re so sweet?? an actual little cloud of candyfloss & fairy lights (ᵕ̣̣̣̣̣ ͜ ᵕ̣̣̣̣̣ ˶ )♡ thank you so much honeycomb. i will do my best to be worthy your high praise. you deserve a thousand kisses from happy sunbeams and a unicorn who will lay its head in your lap whenever you need comfort.

also your blessing is coming to fruition as we speak ♡ i’m about to head out to a late lunch at my fave indian place so let it be known that i gratefully attribute that to you & the lovely old lady who makes the palak paneer. thank you!!

[frog-sorta-speaks]

Be teenager is time most people start able do lot more stuff. Start be see as more mature and need less help parent.

But, all this excite is make feel so more bad when are lose independence as teenager. It frustrate and emberess to see friend talk of learn drive and go college and so many fun new thing, and then go home and close to no can brush own teeth. To be age where want do thing self no parent but need help from parent more and more.

So, this post for us. For the teenager who are lose freedom while peer gain. For the teenager who are become more disable and see future had plan fall apart. It no is fair have happen, and Frog is send support to all people read this who need.

[katiekatdragon27]

Since Ubisoft makes NFTs of Rayman, I don’t feel bad about rewriting the whole show (kinda)

Me and @rainbow-wolf120 both kinda/really like CLH, but we both have issues with it. Soooo why not rework some stuff while keeping the core the same? Seems easy enough (NOT). First up is Bullfrog :)

More stuff below cut:

Bullfrog is my favorite character of the show. I love him, he’s awesome and fun and kind when everyone else is sorta giant assholes. Also his design is very clean and cute, and I don’t really have issues with him.

HOWEVER, I do have a couple grievances with how he dresses and his motives.

On one hand, if he is the last of the brotherhood, WHY DRESS SO OBVIOUSLY LIKE AN ASSASSIN?? This is an issues I have with Dolph too, bc like, if you are supposed to be under the radar, you would think HIDING the parts of you that GIVE AWAY WHO YOU ARE WOULD BE OBVIOUS. But no, no you need interesting looking protags ig.

Another thing that irks me is that there are so many cool assassins in the Assassin’s Creed universe. So many. And they choose to base Bullfrog on Ezio. I get it for marketing ig, but like, there’s literally a French assassin (AC Unity), but no, the French frog gets to be Italian lol. Although I find it funny, I feel like the whole thing was a missed opportunity to give exposer to the lesser-played AC games. Or use it to promote AC Shadows by making Bullfrog a girl or like the woman assassin from that game. Or better yet, combine a ton of different aspects of every AC game into the outfit.

Which is what I did lol.

To fix both these problems, I decided to design two looks for her (he’s a her now, stone me idc, also sorry every Laserfrog shipper ever it’s not personal I promise). The one on the left is her assassin fit. It drives a lot more inspo from AC Shadows and AC Unity, with elements of Ezio and Bullfrog’s original look. However, most of Bullfrog’s initial look is incorporated in the outfit on the right, which is the subtlety outfit. That is the outfit she starts the series with, only to take it off in the sewers to reveal she’s an assassin.

When in the subtle outfit, she tries to hide as much of herself as possible. Her assassin parts, her frog parts, and her girl-ness. Kinda. She just presents as a man so people don’t fuck with her. As for the assassin fit, it shows up in the Sewer scene when she’s fighting the dudes down there. Then they identify her once she’s arrested and surprises Rayman with being a girl lol.

And to everyone who gets pissy about her being a girl, the show needs more girls.

Have a good one my dudes :))

[sugar-omi]

......im going to ruin him in the wedding night dlc i cant take it anymore

[blackswallowtailbutterfly]

"It's okay to be sad that he's dead. <3 You're not a bad person for being sad about. *hug*"

Anyway I'm always happy when a domestic abuser or a pedophile dies and I don't develop paraphilic relationships with celebrities to begin with. You could tell me all the Backstreet Boys blew up and if it came out that they were rapists I'd thank the bomb that ended them.

[hamsterrodent]

(Feel like Ratti would sound like a Concave-eared torrent frog, they sound so cute and chirpy! Perfect for Ratti!)

[thii-nii]

The Eighth Sense Episode 7 & 8

[filibusterfrog]

what is your favorite and least favorite art advice?

sorry, boring answer but i think its completely dependent on context, almost all good-faith art advice, even 'just practice' can be valuable in the right situation. I dont like people talking in absolutes or stuff delivered in a way that seems condescending. There are no technical tips that come to mind when discussing favourite/least favourite advice, its all about delivery

[musings-of-miss-j]

SPOILER below

Maybe don’t read chapter 117😬

(New chapter in 7 hours I don’t know what to feel)

we don’t speak of chapter 117. in fact it never happened. 117 isn’t even a number

[cupophrogs]

Im gonna fucking kick a football in the Mariana Trench there’s no fucking way Procreate just did this to me

[grimgrinningghost456]

So, thanks to the beautiful mind of @bendy-n-stuff , I have a new Vampire Jonathan headcanon. Because vampires don’t have reflections in mirrors, and Vlad has a vendetta against mirrors for some odd reason, Johnathan has no idea that his hair has gone white when he first turned. Because of this, when ever he turns to a bat and runs off, he hides in a nest of other bats. Dracula is always able to find johnny, because a white vampire bat is pretty easy to spot. Harker, being dumb, always asks how the Count manages to find him. And the Count, being the asshole that he is, simply says something along the lines of “Oh, Johnny. You know no matter how far you flee, I will always be able to find you.” It’s not until they get their first portrait done together that johnny actually finds out about his unusual hair color.

[oifaaa]

Hi i love your Sora gets the custody (kills Judge) au and was just wondering why is Reiju older?

She's not she's about the same age as in canon I just drew a bunch of different doodles from across the au timeline since I wasn't actually planning on drawing anymore for the au

[frog-sorta-speaks]

Frog is send love to everyone else who who need help with bADLs (thing like eat, shower, get dressed) but no have help. To everyone who no can do very important thing because people no help. Frog hope hope hope get more help soon

[bigfreakinfrog]

jon looks like a crumpled up cigarette butt in a puddle and elias looks and him and is like. wow isnt he dreamy

[frogkicks]

I actually hate that ship but I love your art! 💕

Hahaha! Hey man, I'll take that. Thank you so much! 🩷

I love Deathstar, and I disliked most of what I saw. Funny story. I finished watching WOY, I checked out the fan fiction, and one of the first results was a Deathstar fic. I ACTUALLY burst out laughing. I thought it was the dumbest thing ever.

I read it, and— I'm not sneering at the author, it's only criticism— the story was so bad, I couldn't finish it. However, there was 1 chapter that stuck out. "Wait. I liked that. Why didn't the author focus on that angle? That's almost believable, the way Wander and Dominator are addressing her issues. You should've—

"I'm gonna be writing and drawing it for the next 6 months, aren't I?"

...This is month 7.

[frogspawned]

pet peeve is when a story tells us something is aberrant, but it seems to matter more about who does the behavior than the behavior itself. rorschach in snyder's watchmen isn't going too far; we watch nite owl and silk spectre ii snap necks and arms with gleeful, loving abandon, in slow motion no less, while they lecture the audience about rorschach's violence. heroes frequently torture the plot contrivance out of a villain and then moralize to the camera when the villains do the same. indominus rex's killing spree doesn't shock or appall me; all the jurassic world dinosaurs act like mindless killing machines, and the camera lingers, rapturous, on their cruelty. it's not an outlier. there's nothing interesting about it beyond as a set piece.

in a better script, the indominus rex would have had pathos; a chimera made for entertainment, for profit, stitched together with no regard for itself and placed in a lonely box. a freak among freaks. of course it would be mad. but the film wasn't interested in it as an animal, or a character, only as a moving piece of scenery for people to scream at or breathe tensely while it can clearly smell and reach them but doesn't, because it isn't a character and doesn't have motivations.

it's just sort of boring, i suppose. it tries like all other empty drab things do to cover it with bombast and roaring and soaring brassy scores but it's just sort of dull. a sprawl of nothing.

conversely peele's nope is a transcendent monster movie, imo, because it thinks about the the whys and hows, how jean jacket perceives the world, how the world perceives her, and lets that shape the narrative as much as jupe or emerald or gordy. they consulted biologists and behaviorists, digging into the meat of it. the creature as a camera as an animal as a device. nope has layers. it takes its own insane premise seriously, and has something to say, and is a goddamn good movie. i forgot where i was going with this.