#actual toilet

[anactualshitter]

uWu i am a literal toilet. Scalier than a lizard, immune to acid, literally more iconic than your toilet. HOT TOILET PICS REQUESTED🥵 🥵 🥵 🥵 Taste my uric scale, feel my rocky deposits. Not even dangerous acid fumes can kill me

DNI if you are:

A sledgehammer

Nasty Acid

Some fleshy human posing on my brethren

[mo-mode]

AU where Mr. D claiming to be Percy’s dad accidentally counts as Claiming according to Greek god law or whatever and now all the other gods legitimacy believe Percy is his son, but if Mr. D corrects it, he has to explain to Zeus why he pretended he was Percy’s dad so now he’s like “YEP ol’ Perry Johansson is MY child wowie just look at the little fry, you have your mother’s eyes. Please stop standing next to water or you will blow my cover”

Meanwhile Poseidon is just standing off to the side like “how on earth did I dodge THAT bullet”

[mysteriousmissme]

oh we’re so dead we’re actually getting the picture perfect arc it’s getting animated.

[mari-lair]

I miss them :(

[lemonyandbeatrice]

[princeizuku]

YOU’RE. JOKING.

[ivanttakethis]

I know Till is the oldest in the Actor AU and people make him several years older than the rest of the cast so they can make old man jokes and all that.

But personally, I think it would be funnier if Till was just like… a year older than everyone else.

Like, yes he’s been in the industry longer than they’ve been alive.

Yes he just wants to go home and go to sleep early.

Yes he’s only 25 years old lmao.

The old man jokes still work too. Actually, they might be more effective because he’s not old and the fact that his cast mates act like he is drives him crazy.

Mizi: “You’re the only one of us born in the 1900s!”

Till, deadpan: “You mean the year 1999?”

Till insists his hair is naturally grey, but everyone else says he’s greying from age. (He doesn’t disagree that part of the greying may be from stress.)

They ask if his childhood years were in black and white.

He has back pain that kind of just showed up one day after he turned 23. They will not let him live this down.

When Till is reading scripts for a while, he’ll put on some glasses to help with eye strain. He got caught once and now refuses to wear them around others.

He’s earned the nickname “Senior Citizen Till”.

Ivan, Hyunwoo, and Luka call him “hyung” regardless of how close in age they are to him.

Luka: “Hyung, the directors are looking for you.”

Till, through gritted teeth: “Stop calling me hyung! WE WERE BORN THE SAME YEAR!!”

Till doesn’t use social media much (which does not help the old man allegations) and doesn’t really care about engaging with pop culture when he isn’t required to.

And he absolutely REFUSES to make a TikTok account. So his cast mates like to confuse him with TikTok brainrot quotes and memes.

[haebi-nd]

PRESENTING ─────pro hero

DYNAMIGHT. 大爆殺神ダイナマイト

“ FACE ME YOU COWARD.ᐟ ” ────

爆豪勝己┆Bakugō Katsuki

Katsuki's surname contains the kanji for "bomb" (爆 baku) and "powerful" (豪 gō), and his first name contains "to win" (勝 katsu) and "self" (己 ki).

professional pretty boy.ᐟ ───and affectionately known as Kacchan

© haebi-nd, haebi nice day

[chaosfantasmic]

how real men sit

[blueskittlesart]

i love it when maintenance lies to me

[mace-waz-here]

The pain of having interests, common or uncommon, and desperately wanting to talk about them with someone, but having this deep rooted shame and guilt almost of talking about them with anyone, even if they show direct interest in hearing me talk. Even if we share the interest I just can’t without feeling horrible.

[mysteriousmissme]

RUNNING AWAY TOGETHER????? hoto and the april fools au had it all laid out for us.

[mari-lair]

long time no Your Clock Is Ticking covers

[ishmerra]

sssssiiip

[hanakou-often]

Gazes into your blue eyes longingly . Flirtingly. as a joke. No homo. In fact only hetero . Why do you think I used my time as a girl to hit on you ? Normal bro activities only

[pseudophan]

being so real the story of dan trying to talk to the toilet comforted me just cause it affirmed that he closes the fucking lid behind him. and as someone who always does that and has realised most people don't (????????) that really healed something within me