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uWu i am a literal toilet. Scalier than a lizard, immune to acid, literally more iconic than your toilet. HOT TOILET PICS REQUESTED🥵 🥵 🥵 🥵 Taste my uric scale, feel my rocky deposits. Not even dangerous acid fumes can kill me
DNI if you are:
A sledgehammer
Nasty Acid
Some fleshy human posing on my brethren
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AU where Mr. D claiming to be Percy’s dad accidentally counts as Claiming according to Greek god law or whatever and now all the other gods legitimacy believe Percy is his son, but if Mr. D corrects it, he has to explain to Zeus why he pretended he was Percy’s dad so now he’s like “YEP ol’ Perry Johansson is MY child wowie just look at the little fry, you have your mother’s eyes. Please stop standing next to water or you will blow my cover”
Meanwhile Poseidon is just standing off to the side like “how on earth did I dodge THAT bullet”
#EVEN BETTER if Mr D tries to keep his cover by actually treating him like a son#Clarisse doesn’t mess with him cuz after the toilet fiasco Mr D is like “I will feed you to my cult young lady!! good job Peter :)#Percy is like “hey dad why can I control water “and Mr D is like …ever heard of that guy that turned it to wine??#Mr D: PLEASE just help me I can’t keep it a secret for much longer Mr. Brunner: you told him his brother was JESUS???#percy jackson#percy jackon and the olympians#percy jackson the lightning thief#dionysus#Mr D
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oh we’re so dead we’re actually getting the picture perfect arc it’s getting animated.
#i’m actually gna flip out when we get ch48 animated like mitsukou…..#WERE DEAD#tbhk#jshk#tbhk s2#jshk s2#toilet bound hanako kun#hananene#mitsukou
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facecards so lethal im posting this from hell… died instantly i fear
#homestuck#homestuck headcanons#homestuck fanart#beta troll headcanons#beta trolls#midbloods#nepeta leijon#kanaya maryam#terezi pyrope#vriska serket#boypeta is real and i will actually die on this hill#hes so me coded i dont careeeee#skibidi toilet#people DIED.#and i fear it was because vriska killed them
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I miss them :(
#IT'S BEEN YEARS#LET THEM HAVE A MEANINGFUL INTERACTION AGAIN AND MY LIFE IS YOURS AIDAIRO#i have no actual hope aidairo will do anything with them but i still miss them a lot#tbhk#toilet bound hanako kun#tbhk hanako#hanakou#jshk#jibaku shounen hanako kun#hanako#kou minamoto#minamoto kou
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#erika ishii#lou wilson#danielle radford#brennan lee mulligan#k tanaka#whitney jammer#sam black#evan kelmp#misfits and magic#dimension 20#d20edit#gif warning#things I made#I never learned what skibidi toilet meant and I will continue not knowing what skibidi toilet means#actual play
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I know Till is the oldest in the Actor AU and people make him several years older than the rest of the cast so they can make old man jokes and all that.
But personally, I think it would be funnier if Till was just like… a year older than everyone else.
Like, yes he’s been in the industry longer than they’ve been alive.
Yes he just wants to go home and go to sleep early.
Yes he’s only 25 years old lmao.
The old man jokes still work too. Actually, they might be more effective because he’s not old and the fact that his cast mates act like he is drives him crazy.
Mizi: “You’re the only one of us born in the 1900s!”
Till, deadpan: “You mean the year 1999?”
Till insists his hair is naturally grey, but everyone else says he’s greying from age. (He doesn’t disagree that part of the greying may be from stress.)
They ask if his childhood years were in black and white.
He has back pain that kind of just showed up one day after he turned 23. They will not let him live this down.
When Till is reading scripts for a while, he’ll put on some glasses to help with eye strain. He got caught once and now refuses to wear them around others.
He’s earned the nickname “Senior Citizen Till”.
Ivan, Hyunwoo, and Luka call him “hyung” regardless of how close in age they are to him.
Luka: “Hyung, the directors are looking for you.”
Till, through gritted teeth: “Stop calling me hyung! WE WERE BORN THE SAME YEAR!!”
Till doesn’t use social media much (which does not help the old man allegations) and doesn’t really care about engaging with pop culture when he isn’t required to.
And he absolutely REFUSES to make a TikTok account. So his cast mates like to confuse him with TikTok brainrot quotes and memes.
#till: “what the FUCK is a skibidi toilet?? fuck you’’#(he’s actually real for this btw)#alien stage#alnst#alien stage till#alnst till#alien stage actor au#alnst actor au#ivanttakethis talks too much
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YOU’RE. JOKING.
#do ya’ll see this???#i’m done.#THIS IS NENE’S POV!!!#FROM THIS SCENE BACK IN CHAPTER 101!!!#THIS IS HOW SHE SAW HIM!!!#aidalro when i catch you…#count ur fuckin days bro#CAN THEY JUST BE HAPPY#PLEASE#THIS CHAPTER#hananene#tbhk#jshk#toilet bound hanako kun#jibaku shounen hanako kun#hanako#hanako x yashiro#yashiro nene#yugi amane#she’s so in love with him it actually makes me SICK.#they make me insane#and ill#tbhk 115#tbhk spoilers#jshk 115
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we moved on FAR too fast from serial killer amane
HE HAS AN AXE!!!!
#if he was actually aware of what he was doing it would be cool asf#but this is just depressing#tbhk#toilet bound hanako kun#jshk#jibaku shounen hanako kun#nin notes#tbhk spoilers#tbhk 120#amane yugi
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PRESENTING ─────pro hero
DYNAMIGHT. 大爆殺神ダイナマイト
“ FACE ME YOU COWARD.ᐟ ” ────
爆豪勝己┆Bakugō Katsuki
Katsuki's surname contains the kanji for "bomb" (爆 baku) and "powerful" (豪 gō), and his first name contains "to win" (勝 katsu) and "self" (己 ki).
professional pretty boy.ᐟ ───and affectionately known as Kacchan
© haebi-nd, haebi nice day
#no lube no protection all night all day from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat from the dining table to the bedroom from the bathroom si-#funny enough i actually used to not like bakugo#but i've been rewatch mha and like...he won't leave my mind#like genuinely#i can't#idk how to feel abt the 3x3 part it lowk looks like shit..#ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ ㅤㅤ#haes moodboards#my moodboard inspo#bnha#bnha moodboard#mha#mha moodboard#moodboard aesthetic#aesthetic mood#bakugou katsuki#mha bakugou#bnha bakugou#bnha bakugo katsuki#katsuki bakugo mha
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how real men sit
#I hate him actually#Not rly though he’s pookie#If this gets enough reblogs I’ll show the diary entry#It’d be the dumbest shit ever#Anyways yea Teenage girl wars propaganda#legend of zelda#linked universe#funny#silly#lol idk what else to put here#lu warriors#lu memes#lu shitpost#fart#skibidi rizz#skibidi toilet#ohio sigma#sigma#sigma rizzler#hawk tuah#I hate everything
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I’m like Akane with an Aoi slant but for the worst 15 minutes of each day, I’m Teru. This is a byproduct of those 15 minutes.
And other TeruKane sillies:
#tbhk#toilet bound hanako kun#jshk#jibaku shounen hanako kun#teru minamoto#aoi akane#akane aoi#terukane#my tofu nonsense#im actually kidding bc im not cool enough to kin any of em#but it was a fun sentence#i described myself like a fancy drink#terukane is so goofy as a couple#lore accurate times too#you know teru would be spamming akane at ungodly hours#akane is so impatient with people who arent aoi it’s so funny
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i love it when maintenance lies to me
#'we fixed your toilet' well see the thing is. it still doesnt work. so#just had to make a mildly threatening call to the maintenance company. because what the actual fuck#not to mention it took TWO WEEKS for them to come fix it the first time too#personal
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RUNNING AWAY TOGETHER????? hoto and the april fools au had it all laid out for us.
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so that ii finale was really something
#ii humanized#ii knife#ii 18 spoilers#ii 18#inanimate insanity#ii toilet#toipad#ii mepad#ii fan#ii test tube#fantube#ii finale straight up making me wanna KILLLL MAHHHSEELLLFFF holy fuck chat I CATN TAKE IT ANYMORE#terrible day for mepad enjoyers all over the world#ii finale turned me into a toipad truther . ii finale changed my mind abt a Lot of ships actually . lwk funny bc this happened with the bfb#finale too 😭 finales making me change my mind abt pairings that ive liked for years in the span of less than an hour#PAYJAY CANONIZATION WAS INSANE BY THE WAY middle school me would not believe me if i told him payjay was literally canon IM LOOOSING ITTT#and obvs my goats the bright lights made me wanna KIL MYSELF as usual act ii lightbrush made me wanna shoot myself in the head and act iii#fantube also made me wanna shoot myself in the head I LOOOOVE THEM THEYRE MY FUCKING GOATS I already miss them Am i cooked?#my art
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long time no Your Clock Is Ticking covers
#full supernatural akane au#if all goes well the next chapter will be fun but i need to actually write it#did it to motivate myself to write#tbhk#terukane#toilet bound hanako kun#jshk#jibaku shounen hanako kun
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