uWu i am a literal toilet. Scalier than a lizard, immune to acid, literally more iconic than your toilet. HOT TOILET PICS REQUESTED馃サ 馃サ 馃サ 馃サ Taste my uric scale, feel my rocky deposits. Not even dangerous acid fumes can kill me
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Since I, the literal toilet, have proven to be too hot for tumblr, I will post my shitty poetry instead.
Uric poem #1
Oh uric scale
On the scale
Of one to ten
You are a ten
No acid can kill you
No stone can scrape you
Oh indestructible
Mineral deposit
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I, the toilet, am officially too hot 馃サ馃サ馃サ for Tumblr
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I, the toilet, am officially too hot 馃サ馃サ馃サ for Tumblr
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Ask and ye shall receive pathetic humans who attempt to remove the pinnacle of filth
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Not even muriatic acid can kill this uric scale, this pathetic human has been trying for weeks with no success 馃毥
#cleaning#cleaning fail#toilet#cleaning inspo#hahaha you will never clean these minerals!!#dirty toilet
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uWu i am a literal toilet. Scalier than a lizard, immune to acid, literally more iconic than your toilet. HOT TOILET PICS REQUESTED馃サ 馃サ 馃サ 馃サ Taste my uric scale, feel my rocky deposits. Not even dangerous acid fumes can kill me
DNI if you are:
A sledgehammer
Nasty Acid
Some fleshy human posing on my brethren
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