#actual escapades

[tdicksapphic]

sex with my lover the other night was so fucking good, fuck

it was rough and tender at the same time and i just. fuck!! i came at least 30 times which is a new record for me by far 🥵

it had been something like two weeks before we'd last had sex, thanks to her not feeling well and me having to travel. while traveling i'd sent her some images from what i was getting up to all alone in my hotel room, but she hadn't gotten on tumblr at any point to see them. i'd been waiting for days, feeling like she was edging me by not going to look at them, waiting with bated breath for her to finally see

then earlier the other evening, i mentioned to her i was about to take an edible; i tried to be nonchalant about it, but we both know how insanely horny i get when i'm high, and how my my tdick grows bigger then than any other time and how horny that makes her.

we spend our evening casually, as i gradually start to get high. when i've gotten high enough that blood has started flowing into my tdick for no other reason than how intoxicated i am, i claim i'm going to go watch a show only i like, so i head to our bedroom alone

instead, i download and edit the audio i recorded during my hotel escapades. as i work on it i get to the point where i'm so horny i'm mindlessly rutting into nothing, so i start jerking myself off with one hand. i think i ended up cumming three times just while editing and posting it 😅

...and then one of my sluts dm-ed me on here; you know who you are and what you do to me, fuck. I came at least another four times from our messages plus your audio —

and then suddenly my lover was in the bedroom too; i was so high by that point i hadn't even heard them come in. i honestly don't even remember everything that happened after that, but i know they started talking about how they'd finally seen the gifs i sent, and then listened to the audio i just posted --

and then suddenly she was kissing me hard and talking to me and god i wish i remembered more details beyond how incredibly good it felt. i remember showing her a video i'd also recorded at the hotel

the main thing i remember is that at some point i was begging her to take her boxers off (mine already were) so we could press our dicks together. ...which is a little embarrassing in retrospect because that's not a word she uses for her body but i was so high and fucked out all i could hold in my head was how bad i wanted to frot

so i pulled her boxers down and off her with her help, and straddled her and fuck, the moans we both let out as our dripping wet holes made contact 🫠 then i re-angled myself to push my cock into her clit-- i'll admit it's a pretty awkward angle, my tdick's just too short to reach it easliy, but we figured it out. and fuck, i don't think there's much else that feels as good as that to me.

we thrust and rocked into each other, and kissed and groped and sighed and grunted and enjoyed each other's heat and it was all just so good, just waves of pleasure coursing through us both

at some point we drew to a close with her using a vibe on herself while i continued to rut mindlessly into her thigh, dripping all over it as i just kept on cumming

anyway i definitely broke my orgasm record by a long shot-- i came at least thirty times that night, between touching myself and dm-ing here and then making love to my incredible gorgeous butch

[shepscapades]

Contrary to popular belief etho and bdubs are not divorced and in this essay I will

[trashmallcw]

so i finally got my brother to start playing outer wilds (and stream it to me)

[aroacewxs]

i'd like to bring attention to the chicken robot rui has had since the beginning of time

this little guy has accompanied our purple friend since his guerrilla gig days. he and rui go WAY BACK. rui keeps it in a cage hanging from his work room ceiling which i find absolutely ridiculous i almost lost my shit the first time i noticed it just. Hanging. Watching.

The Bird Knows Of Your Misdoings

you can also see it in miku's curtain call event 3*. hiding. watching. observing. peeking through the shadows

anyways this show bird was revamped during phoenix to help tsukasa train for his role as rio

and yup. still in a cage, just in case if you were wondering

ft. a glimpse of kamishiro rui being absolutely miserable

okay but surely. SURELY. we have not heard of the chicken since, right? there's no way they would be this consistent in including this SINGLE ROBOT every other time!

or is there.

yup, just as 3rd anniv rolled around and the new wxs redesigns were released (it was during this time i reached Peak Crazy), i noticed something incredibly familiar about the bird rui was holding in his hand and typed "rui's room project sekai" into my google search engine with rapid fingers to double check. and indeed. it's the same goddamn bird.

he was cruel to turn away from the camera and leave rui fanartists starved but merciful enough to free the Bird from its cage and allow it a taste of the spotlight. how considerate of my son

i just thought it was funny, Okay. he and that chicken robo have been through thick and thin together. they are the textbook definition of friendship, i fear

[the-woman-upstairs]

Firmly believe that if Ford had joined the Henchmaniacs, he and Pyronica would’ve instantly become besties. Ford finds out she’s a quantum physics genius who burned her city to the ground when she didn’t receive the proper appreciation she so rightfully deserved and is like “oh she’s just like me fr.” They would’ve been a “two queens maximizing their joint slay” dynamic for the ages.

[oathofkaslana]

midnight chronicle transcript by me :3

tried keeping it as close to the original translation meaning the mhy-made errors are included.

transcipted from these two gameplays: part 1, part 2

[shadowpuppetteer]

I want these two to go to a Starbucks together. It would be unhinged, and I would pay good money to watch it.

[fisheito]

Saw these screenshots side by side in my gallery and . sure.

[glitteredbubbles]

I hate gay people like what do you mean you’re up at 1 am on 2004 steel pedal guitar forums??

[artnerd1123]

Finally watched tadc ep 4 and ;_;

Gangle……..

(Spoiler talk in the tags)

[thetwilightroadtonightfall]

I’m gonna cryyy one of my co-workers said the 2 people who interviewed me loved me so much out of all the people they met (out of the 300 or so applicants 😭)

[shepscapades]

It’s so much later than I usually post, but I wanted to quickly finish up a few leftover doodles from session 1 of Secret Life, plus a bunch of silly doodles from Session 2 before the new episodes drop tomorrow :]

also. Couldn’t help but to dbhc-ificate some of them DGBJDHK

[thegreatyin]

ladies, gents, and those who know better,

i'm thrilled to report that caeru has officially been assigned Huge Nerd at the person of some importance convention.

[starrysharks]

freaks!

[hana-no-seiiki]

well now that your ocs have been brought to my attention I can’t stop thinking about them 😭 so that led me to think about if justin and reader were dating before, doesn’t that mean everyone was trying to kill him too?

I answered this thrice and every time it got deleted for absolutely no reason.

Tumblr. Why?

I’m not mad anymore just tired 😭 This happened to my Batfam x Deadpool reader + other drafts too wtf

Thank you for your curiosity over my babies though anon! It gave me the motivation to write this several times over lmfao

warnings: mentions of dick size, tons of justin (yandere ex & jock) slander, slander towards filipinos cause i hate my fellow countrymen sometimes, attempted murder, cheating (by reader)

[ previous ask for context ]

So, Justin is pretty smart. He knew what he was getting into from the beginning. He knew the risks. He knew that he’d potentially get killed.

His archetype is morseso based on the bad boy who’s smart rather than the usual jock. I’m thinking of making someone else the himbo or even making a bimbo/thembo but we’ll see.

So, despite his grades being rock bottom due to the Yan! Faculty, Yan! Student Council, and Yan! Rich Students teaming up to end his academic life, they can’t change his wrinkly brain.

Justin prepared every meal of his (male wife material fr fr) and shared them with you to squash any attempts at poisoning.

He got buff(er) and attended Aikido + Boxing lessons to help defend himself when he’s apart from you.

Did I mention he’s like, the tallest, buffest dude in school? (Which isn’t a huge achievement in a school set in my universe’s version of the Philippines.)

( Fun Fact: Midnight Darling is set just a little south east of The Guest is God )

Canonically speaking, my character design sketches of him is just the genderbent version of the mc. Albeit his fashion sense included less b l a c k and is leaning more to the basic sports for brains guy style. So he technically is on equal footing with you in everything if not excels more.

But he’s unfortunately late to the party.

And he gets slandered to hell and back every single day.

I mean, if they can’t kill him in the physical sense, might as well emotionally damage him til he breaks, right?

Your poor goons had to pull a lot of strings and delete so many goddamn posts about him. Many rumors and articles were about his appearance, his terrible grades and how he’s definitely not worthy of you. A lot of those posts shit on his dick size.

Your goons mostly did it for your approval, they couldn’t care less about him. They also made sure to destroy the social lives of those that questioned your decision to date him. Sure, they sooner want him dead and all, but arguing against the decision of your being was utterly disgraceful. Horrid to even think about doing.

In addition to all that, you had to publicly cheat on him just to lessen some of the blows. He has received so much footage of you being with someones else that people have begin to add that he likes getting cucked to all the rumors that has piled up.

And don’t get me wrong, most if not all your harem are down bad masochists, but it still hurts seeing you with someone else.

Yeah, Justin would have already lost his sanity with the shit he has to deal with everyday if he were anything close to normal.

[tranquilitybasehotelcasino]

doing an album relisten reflecting on how much of danger days definitely comes off as like. a collection of legends killjoys are telling each other. this is not a completely objective relaying of history as it occurred