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Contrary to popular belief etho and bdubs are not divorced and in this essay I will
#dbhc flavored because. well. look at me#do I seem normal to you#dbhc#dbhc art#art escapades#dbhc etho#dbhc bdubs#bdoubleo100#ethoslab#wild life smp#wild life smp spoilers#wlsmp#wlsmp spoilers#dbhc wlsmp#ethubs#bdubs#etho#bro they’re freaking LAUGHING under those arguments. they obviously care so much for each other and in my Ted talk we’ll be#[and then she talks for 3 hours]#they make me so happy btw. bringing joy to my household on these nights#trafficblr#traffic smp#now. 'divorce' duo folks i hear you#'well of course they're laughing--the cc's don't actually hate each other' you would be correct#but consider this: they're allowed to be whimsical and have play-fights *in character* too#im speaking to a small minority of ethubs fans btw & this is not meant to be pointed LOL im being so unserious and very silly about them ^.#etho and bdubs duo i love you. never stop being weirdos#IM NEVER DRAWING THAT DANG HORSE AGAIN BTW#this is a lie probably <3#dbhc tango
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so i finally got my brother to start playing outer wilds (and stream it to me)
#outer wilds#outer wilds hatchling#it's been an absolute riot so far#he kept parking his ship in the gravity cannon so i was just waiting#i mean WA I T IN G#on this moment to happen and lo and behold he delivered#the ship was absolutely obliterated#we couldn't even find some pieces#minimal effort doodle while i was in a work meeting oops#i get the feeling i'll be doodling a lot of his escapades bc he's legit#the perfect person to play this game (one of many reasons i was pestering him to play it)#he's mr. break-every-game-he-plays#bc his curiosity is insane and he must dick around as much as possible#outer wilds basically encourages that#also so far his intelligence far exceeds my own and he's already piecing things together that took me ages so good for him ::')#anyway one day i'll actually do real art again ONE DAY#my art#outer wilds spoilers
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Firmly believe that if Ford had joined the Henchmaniacs, he and Pyronica would’ve instantly become besties. Ford finds out she’s a quantum physics genius who burned her city to the ground when she didn’t receive the proper appreciation she so rightfully deserved and is like “oh she’s just like me fr.” They would’ve been a “two queens maximizing their joint slay” dynamic for the ages.
#gravity falls#stanford pines#pyronica#ford tells her about how rudolph should’ve burned santa’s workshop to the ground and she’s like ‘where have you been all my life’#i am weirdly invested in this but ford’s flaws are my very favorite and the similarities here are great#as a lifelong champion for women’s wrongs pyronica is my kinda gal#and imagining dark side!ford is so much fun#i mean- the amount of crimes he committed during his dimensional escapades amused me#esp how he managed to make excuses for them#not sure how counting cards on lottocron 9 was part of his ‘noble’ goals but whatever#god I love hypocritical characters they’re endlessly amusing#tbob#the book of bill#the only woman who could keep him in check fr cause the minute he says something misogynistic she burns his ass to a crisp#god i can imagine how it would go down: ford saying soemthig shitty and pyronica’s like ‘I’m women actually’ and ford going ‘lol get real’#and then he’s just…vaporized#i can’t get swept away by this…i do not have the time to write it
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I want these two to go to a Starbucks together. It would be unhinged, and I would pay good money to watch it.
#monsters#stupid thoughts#crossover#resident alien#harry#resident alien harry#castiel#cass#supernatural#angel#alien#human disguises#monsters pretending to be human#an alien and an angel walk into a starbucks#sounds like the beginning of a bad joke#is actually the beginning of a hilarious escapade#neurodivergent feelings#as an autistic person watching these two try to be human is so cathartic
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I have been rotating aria of pride and deceit by @asthmaticbee in my head like rotisserie for several days and I'm still crying over this little angel in a red coat and his ungodly demon (affectionate) of an older brother
#THIS FIC IS. SO GOOD??#fma#fma: brotherhood#fmab#fullmetal alchemist brotherhood#fullmetal alchemist#edward elric#alphonse elric#pride!ed#my art#i actually don't know if their outfits are right this is just how i pictured them in my head ;; i apologize if they're incorrect 😭#actually i initially imagined him in the vest/ white shirt combo Selim wore but winry's chapter noted he wore navy blue#so i instead started imagining his outfit from the gluttony portal escapade and that's what i based this outfit on!#it just occured to me i don't know if Ed is actually taller than Al in this fic#i thought he was since Al has his body here but i could be wrong 😳 AAA
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Saw these screenshots side by side in my gallery and . sure.
#mirror yakumo: hey bitch u gonna destroy everything u love#wait. actually. no. you're not even capable of love. you're too messed up.#all u can do is wreck and consume like a savage little beastie. go writhe on the wet floor u worm#IRL yakumo: n_n✿ little treats for you!!!#yakumo dissonance...#i want present yakumo to be able to travel in time and look at screenshots of his old dialogue LOL#yakumo two years ago: oh i'm hopeless and doomed and only capable of evil who could ever love a monster like me#yakumo now: i'm . i'm a bit monstrous... only sometimes? *glances at eiden in the corner for assurance*#eiden: *gesturing with his hands like he's saying [AND..?]*#yakumo: i am. a.....regular.... snake...yokai? containing... multitudes?#eiden: *nodding confidently*#eerie escapade#nu carnival yakumo
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bought a book in a language i don't understand with the dream of manually scanning, OCRing and running it through machine translation for my own enjoyment because dead frenchmen brainrot
i should actually set up a pipeline for that before the book gets here
#cadmus rambles#cad rambles about dead frenchmen on main#i do not hold any illusions that my machine translation escapades actually illuminate anything about history im just doing this for fun#and also because brun seems very fun#he's been described as just becoming very snarky#do i get petiet's memoirs too hmmmmmmmmmmm
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freaks!
#zeno's art#wip#reassassination#octavia#dr savory#not redesigns nothing has changed (except savory's face a little bit) just making them more interesting looking ref sheets#trying to make things more cartoony and angular. like jthm mixed with psg thats my goal actually#speaking of jthm its so freaking cool... makes me want to just go crazy with reassass and have them all be super insane looking#but i dont want to style change again so we stay normal ish#can you guys ask about them theyre so fun to think about and rotate in my head#also have been chipping at ch1's final draft#its annoying because every chapter after like. 7ish is gonna be super fun to write cuz thats after vivica joins the fray#right now its just main trio escapades to introduce the world
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I posted the other day about slipping away from my friends to touch myself in a bathroom stall—now here's the audio of the last minute or so of that ;)
(keep an eye on the reblogs here, I miiiight add a gif or two if you're all really nice to me)
I started off alone in the bathroom, but its door was open so I could hear the people milling about outside, all oblivious to what I was doing with little more than a stall door between myself and exposure. If only they could have seen me, belt unbuckled and hands down my boxers, grasping and rubbing and stroking my tdick
Around 30 seconds into the audio someone enters the bathroom, but I edit out most of the sounds between then and when they finish using the hand dryer so I don't blow out your eardrums lol (plus I tried to keep quiet till they left). ...But fuck, the adrenaline rush when I heard them enter went straight to my cock
Listen closely around the 45 second mark and you might be able to hear how wet I was when I finally slid two fingers inside myself
I came while frantically stroking my cock and fucking myself at the same time—then returned to my friends like nothing had happened
So go on, tell me what a depraved pervert i am
#audio nsft#hornyposting#trans nsft#tdick#bathroom nsft#public nsft#exhibition kink#queer nsft#audio#starlingsays#actual escapades#tell me what you'd have done if you caught me in there...#my audio
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It’s so much later than I usually post, but I wanted to quickly finish up a few leftover doodles from session 1 of Secret Life, plus a bunch of silly doodles from Session 2 before the new episodes drop tomorrow :]
also. Couldn’t help but to dbhc-ificate some of them DGBJDHK
#dbhc#secret life#slsmp#secret life smp#slsmp fanart#hermitcraft dbh au#dbhc etho#dbhc skizz#skizzleman#dbhc mumbo#mumbo jumbo#dbhc tango#actually really happy with how my normal mumbo design came out for secret life ehehehehe#grian#tangotek#tango#ethoslab#grumbo#art escapades#jimmy solidarity#solidaritygaming#bdubs#bdoubleo100#this series is SO funny im having such a good time with it#theyre all acting so ridiculous that like#even on yellow and so on i feel like this is gonna be such a goofy series#im really enjoying it hehehe#dbhc art
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well now that your ocs have been brought to my attention I can’t stop thinking about them 😭 so that led me to think about if justin and reader were dating before, doesn’t that mean everyone was trying to kill him too?
I answered this thrice and every time it got deleted for absolutely no reason.
Tumblr. Why?
I’m not mad anymore just tired 😭 This happened to my Batfam x Deadpool reader + other drafts too wtf
Thank you for your curiosity over my babies though anon! It gave me the motivation to write this several times over lmfao
warnings: mentions of dick size, tons of justin (yandere ex & jock) slander, slander towards filipinos cause i hate my fellow countrymen sometimes, attempted murder, cheating (by reader)
[ previous ask for context ]
So, Justin is pretty smart. He knew what he was getting into from the beginning. He knew the risks. He knew that he’d potentially get killed.
His archetype is morseso based on the bad boy who’s smart rather than the usual jock. I’m thinking of making someone else the himbo or even making a bimbo/thembo but we’ll see.
So, despite his grades being rock bottom due to the Yan! Faculty, Yan! Student Council, and Yan! Rich Students teaming up to end his academic life, they can’t change his wrinkly brain.
Justin prepared every meal of his (male wife material fr fr) and shared them with you to squash any attempts at poisoning.
He got buff(er) and attended Aikido + Boxing lessons to help defend himself when he’s apart from you.
Did I mention he’s like, the tallest, buffest dude in school? (Which isn’t a huge achievement in a school set in my universe’s version of the Philippines.)
( Fun Fact: Midnight Darling is set just a little south east of The Guest is God )
Canonically speaking, my character design sketches of him is just the genderbent version of the mc. Albeit his fashion sense included less b l a c k and is leaning more to the basic sports for brains guy style. So he technically is on equal footing with you in everything if not excels more.
But he’s unfortunately late to the party.
And he gets slandered to hell and back every single day.
I mean, if they can’t kill him in the physical sense, might as well emotionally damage him til he breaks, right?
Your poor goons had to pull a lot of strings and delete so many goddamn posts about him. Many rumors and articles were about his appearance, his terrible grades and how he’s definitely not worthy of you. A lot of those posts shit on his dick size.
Your goons mostly did it for your approval, they couldn’t care less about him. They also made sure to destroy the social lives of those that questioned your decision to date him. Sure, they sooner want him dead and all, but arguing against the decision of your being was utterly disgraceful. Horrid to even think about doing.
In addition to all that, you had to publicly cheat on him just to lessen some of the blows. He has received so much footage of you being with someones else that people have begin to add that he likes getting cucked to all the rumors that has piled up.
And don’t get me wrong, most if not all your harem are down bad masochists, but it still hurts seeing you with someone else.
Yeah, Justin would have already lost his sanity with the shit he has to deal with everyday if he were anything close to normal.
#plot twist: reader’s cheating escapades are actually just them beating up students in compromising positions#and them being horridly declined simps moan a lot in the process#and has thus created many misunderstandings#hns.ask💌#midnight darling#yandere#yandere x reader#yandere oc#yandere original character#yandere oc x reader#yandere original character x reader#tw.yandere#yandere imagine#yandere headcanons#yandere fic#yandere harem#yandere college#yandere harem x reader#yandere various x reader#harem x reader#various x reader
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doing an album relisten reflecting on how much of danger days definitely comes off as like. a collection of legends killjoys are telling each other. this is not a completely objective relaying of history as it occurred
#the fab four are such heavily mythologized figures both in universe and out#it’s to the point where it’s like. canonically speaking i would not be surprised if they were never real people to begin with#or are sort of urban legend amalgamations of lots and lots of people’s traits and escapades#would be a really funny explanation for why the bl/ind efit wanted posters look so uncanny and weird.#they’re trying to do police sketches of people that don’t actually exist
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yosuke’s such a bit player. his first instinct is to play along with the bit or go along with a line of reasoning. his second instinct is to be the straight man, appeal to common sense, or get serious
#like with saki he plays along and then goes —no but really are you okay?#then with the tv the something about the logistics of the flatscreen not having enough space and like —wait why am i even considering this#then the bit with pulling out his customer service voice to chie#after the first tv escapade he’s like connecting dots to the murder and then like —i actually do not want to think or talk about this#he has an inquisitive nature#i wanna put him in an improv class#maybe a dnd game#idk if it’d fix him but i think whatever happens would be incredibly interesting#p4g posting#rambles#yosukeposting
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“Leander has a cold, detached side when it comes to his work…”
Leander going from all smiles and laughs around his friends and the Bloodhounds, to a cold-blooded torturer-hunter the moment he leaves out the back door of the Wet Wick.
Walking with a weapon through the alleys of Eridia, Leander stops to gaze with a frown at his target. They’re a simple one. Seem to be halfway drunk anyway, and wearing the violet sash of a gang member. How stupid they’d don something so easily identifiable in public, knowing they’re too easy to find.
They never knew what hit them.
After looting from the corpse and wiping the blood from his hands with practiced precision and care, he returns to the Wet Wick and orders a round for the bar with an excited grin.
“All drinks are on me!”
#what if his escapades actually mean his murders#maybe it’s a room specifically where he takes care of business#luring people there with the promise of sex and killing them in cold blood#maybe#MAYBEEEE#Leander#touchstarved leander#ghostywrites
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my reaction to the return of the gay sex book
#just roll with it#just roll with it riptide#jrwi riptide#jrwi spoilers#just roll with it spoilers#jrwi riptide spoilers#I GUESS ?#im gonna be so real im unironically happy for Finn Tidestrider like. go grandpa go actually#as funny as the old man yaoi book is i think looking at it from the lense of grandpeepaw exploring his sexuality#on the oversea. idk. good for him u know#grandpeepaw gets around#it was so funny though. oh my god. help me#P.S. IVE BEEN MAKING SO MANY JRWI TEXT POSTS CUZ I LOVE INFORMING MY NON-JRWI FAN FOLLOWERS OF MY ESCAPADES#i want everyone to know about the gay sex book#and that grizzly (the dm) wrote actually excerpts from the book#and that the first chapter was genuinely impressively written. to me. i think#suggestive#Yeag#anyways lets just say if he did have 2 grandpas he doesnt have 2 of them Anymore#literally i thought it was gonna b like how one of gillions parent came to be or something but um. Not Exactly#i love finn tidestrider btw. i am not immune to funny moustache
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walks back into tumblr covered in blood. the #scoundrelventures tag now exists for all of their various character lore posts. featuring an insane amount of tag rambling from yours truly. and also all the RP snippets ive ever posted. and also some bonus caeru lore, as a treat.
that all being said, if you (for some reason) don't want to spend like 3 hours going through that ridiculously long tumblr tag, their character summary is specifically here and their backstory summary is also specifically here. and also their ongoing adventures with @superoffbatter's name-always-pending silverer can be found here, here, and here. and honestly you just can work backwards from there i think. that covers the Essentials. nobody actually asked for this. ur welcome anyway. unhappy 4th of july
#yin-thoughts#fallen london#the cufflink saga is currently ongoing and i'll probably summarize it like i did the discordance incident when it's done#their adventures with terry are a whole other story. actually if peeper doesnt mind i can summarize their flirting escapades#if im going to have terminally ill brainrot over this OC im doing my duty to keep tumblr up to date on just how bad this illness can get
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