#actual escapades

[shepscapades]

Contrary to popular belief etho and bdubs are not divorced and in this essay I will

[trashmallcw]

so i finally got my brother to start playing outer wilds (and stream it to me)

[the-woman-upstairs]

Firmly believe that if Ford had joined the Henchmaniacs, he and Pyronica would’ve instantly become besties. Ford finds out she’s a quantum physics genius who burned her city to the ground when she didn’t receive the proper appreciation she so rightfully deserved and is like “oh she’s just like me fr.” They would’ve been a “two queens maximizing their joint slay” dynamic for the ages.

[wickedcriminal]

I have been rotating aria of pride and deceit by @asthmaticbee in my head like rotisserie for several days and I'm still crying over this little angel in a red coat and his ungodly demon (affectionate) of an older brother

[fisheito]

Saw these screenshots side by side in my gallery and . sure.

[cadmusfly]

bought a book in a language i don't understand with the dream of manually scanning, OCRing and running it through machine translation for my own enjoyment because dead frenchmen brainrot

i should actually set up a pipeline for that before the book gets here

[shadowpuppetteer]

I want these two to go to a Starbucks together. It would be unhinged, and I would pay good money to watch it.

[starrysharks]

freaks!

[t-dick-sapphic]

I posted the other day about slipping away from my friends to touch myself in a bathroom stall—now here's the audio of the last minute or so of that ;)

(keep an eye on the reblogs here, I miiiight add a gif or two if you're all really nice to me)

I started off alone in the bathroom, but its door was open so I could hear the people milling about outside, all oblivious to what I was doing with little more than a stall door between myself and exposure. If only they could have seen me, belt unbuckled and hands down my boxers, grasping and rubbing and stroking my tdick

Around 30 seconds into the audio someone enters the bathroom, but I edit out most of the sounds between then and when they finish using the hand dryer so I don't blow out your eardrums lol (plus I tried to keep quiet till they left). ...But fuck, the adrenaline rush when I heard them enter went straight to my cock

Listen closely around the 45 second mark and you might be able to hear how wet I was when I finally slid two fingers inside myself

I came while frantically stroking my cock and fucking myself at the same time—then returned to my friends like nothing had happened

So go on, tell me what a depraved pervert i am

[shepscapades]

It’s so much later than I usually post, but I wanted to quickly finish up a few leftover doodles from session 1 of Secret Life, plus a bunch of silly doodles from Session 2 before the new episodes drop tomorrow :]

also. Couldn’t help but to dbhc-ificate some of them DGBJDHK

[hana-no-seiiki]

well now that your ocs have been brought to my attention I can’t stop thinking about them 😭 so that led me to think about if justin and reader were dating before, doesn’t that mean everyone was trying to kill him too?

I answered this thrice and every time it got deleted for absolutely no reason.

Tumblr. Why?

I’m not mad anymore just tired 😭 This happened to my Batfam x Deadpool reader + other drafts too wtf

Thank you for your curiosity over my babies though anon! It gave me the motivation to write this several times over lmfao

warnings: mentions of dick size, tons of justin (yandere ex & jock) slander, slander towards filipinos cause i hate my fellow countrymen sometimes, attempted murder, cheating (by reader)

[ previous ask for context ]

So, Justin is pretty smart. He knew what he was getting into from the beginning. He knew the risks. He knew that he’d potentially get killed.

His archetype is morseso based on the bad boy who’s smart rather than the usual jock. I’m thinking of making someone else the himbo or even making a bimbo/thembo but we’ll see.

So, despite his grades being rock bottom due to the Yan! Faculty, Yan! Student Council, and Yan! Rich Students teaming up to end his academic life, they can’t change his wrinkly brain.

Justin prepared every meal of his (male wife material fr fr) and shared them with you to squash any attempts at poisoning.

He got buff(er) and attended Aikido + Boxing lessons to help defend himself when he’s apart from you.

Did I mention he’s like, the tallest, buffest dude in school? (Which isn’t a huge achievement in a school set in my universe’s version of the Philippines.)

( Fun Fact: Midnight Darling is set just a little south east of The Guest is God )

Canonically speaking, my character design sketches of him is just the genderbent version of the mc. Albeit his fashion sense included less b l a c k and is leaning more to the basic sports for brains guy style. So he technically is on equal footing with you in everything if not excels more.

But he’s unfortunately late to the party.

And he gets slandered to hell and back every single day.

I mean, if they can’t kill him in the physical sense, might as well emotionally damage him til he breaks, right?

Your poor goons had to pull a lot of strings and delete so many goddamn posts about him. Many rumors and articles were about his appearance, his terrible grades and how he’s definitely not worthy of you. A lot of those posts shit on his dick size.

Your goons mostly did it for your approval, they couldn’t care less about him. They also made sure to destroy the social lives of those that questioned your decision to date him. Sure, they sooner want him dead and all, but arguing against the decision of your being was utterly disgraceful. Horrid to even think about doing.

In addition to all that, you had to publicly cheat on him just to lessen some of the blows. He has received so much footage of you being with someones else that people have begin to add that he likes getting cucked to all the rumors that has piled up.

And don’t get me wrong, most if not all your harem are down bad masochists, but it still hurts seeing you with someone else.

Yeah, Justin would have already lost his sanity with the shit he has to deal with everyday if he were anything close to normal.

[tranquilitybasehotelcasino]

doing an album relisten reflecting on how much of danger days definitely comes off as like. a collection of legends killjoys are telling each other. this is not a completely objective relaying of history as it occurred

[a-sketchy]

yosuke’s such a bit player. his first instinct is to play along with the bit or go along with a line of reasoning. his second instinct is to be the straight man, appeal to common sense, or get serious

[harmlessghosty]

“Leander has a cold, detached side when it comes to his work…”

Leander going from all smiles and laughs around his friends and the Bloodhounds, to a cold-blooded torturer-hunter the moment he leaves out the back door of the Wet Wick.

Walking with a weapon through the alleys of Eridia, Leander stops to gaze with a frown at his target. They’re a simple one. Seem to be halfway drunk anyway, and wearing the violet sash of a gang member. How stupid they’d don something so easily identifiable in public, knowing they’re too easy to find.

They never knew what hit them.

After looting from the corpse and wiping the blood from his hands with practiced precision and care, he returns to the Wet Wick and orders a round for the bar with an excited grin.

“All drinks are on me!”

[potatobugz]

my reaction to the return of the gay sex book

[thegreatyin]

walks back into tumblr covered in blood. the #scoundrelventures tag now exists for all of their various character lore posts. featuring an insane amount of tag rambling from yours truly. and also all the RP snippets ive ever posted. and also some bonus caeru lore, as a treat.

that all being said, if you (for some reason) don't want to spend like 3 hours going through that ridiculously long tumblr tag, their character summary is specifically here and their backstory summary is also specifically here. and also their ongoing adventures with @superoffbatter's name-always-pending silverer can be found here, here, and here. and honestly you just can work backwards from there i think. that covers the Essentials. nobody actually asked for this. ur welcome anyway. unhappy 4th of july