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So, I had to use Instagram recently, and I immediately had to delete it again because all of my negative thoughts came RUSHING back.
That app is literally the death of me ugh.
Anyway, before I removed Instagram, I saw that the Largo had an amazing lineup recently: Anthony Jeselnik, Joe Mande, and Kumail Nanjiani. All so funny and...I can connect each one of them DIRECTLY to Bo Burnham! 👀
Here's how:
Anthony: Easy. Bo and Anthony are good friends and I wrote about their relationship here
Joe: A little harder. Bo appears to give advice (along with George Wallace) to Joe on how to win a comedy award in his 2017 special
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Kumail: Easy again. Bo is in Kumail's Academy Award-nominated film The Big Sick and Bo would often perform at The Meltdown, a performance space Kumail ran with his wife and Jonah Ray
So there you go! Now if Bo would just show up unannounced at the Largo again...a girl can dream! 🤞🏼
Keep it here for more comedy fun! ✌🏼🐔
#instagram is ruining society#pass it on#the largo#anthony jeselnik#joe mande#george wallace#bo burnham#kumail nanjiani#actor bo burnham#the meltdown#jonah ray#the big sick#Tumblr is much better for my mental health#less pressure and anxiety#Youtube
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What a fantastic scene in Emerald's film!
I'd actually analyzed the character of Ryan Cooper and why people have a real love/hate relationship with him here.
And his character is featured in my header, drawn by the extremely talented @pharlapcartoonist haha
Definitely required viewing for anyone heading into college imo along with Daniel Sloss's X!
Promising Young Woman (2020) dir. Emerald Fennell
#bo burnham#actor bo burnham#carey mulligan#ryan cooper#dr ryan cooper#ryan and cassie#cassie and ryan#he is such a piece of shit in this scene#daniel sloss#x
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spending the morning playing skyrim but also making more ocs for tbcqcu ( the bell conor quinn cinematic universe ) so i'll only be half on dash until i put skyrim down hehe <3 have a nice saturday!
#here is what i have so far#sophie thatcher director of the bell the movie#harris dickinson composer for music in the bell#phoebe bridgers screenwriter for the bell#bo burnham actor in the bell#ella hunt singer in the main song that goes viral from the bell#gorjuss i love you conor bell AND your cinematic universe#maybe ill add thtese ocs to my multi. one day#ANYWAYS. HAVE A NICE SATURDAY ENJOY UR WEEKEND#01. Ooc Post.
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ewan mitchell is a yessified bo burnham tell me you see what i see.............
#ewan mitchell#hotd#house of the dragon#aemond targaryen#actors#bo burnham#twins???#he stole bo's jawline
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Propaganda:
I just think he'd be good at soft spoken stuff
#would they be good at asmr#bo burnham#real life person#from real life#real person#real people#real life#musician#stand up comedy#stand up comic#actor#filmmaker#YouTuber#bo burnam inside#words words words#comedy show#comedy#Inside (The Songs)#what.#comedian#asmr#asmr sounds#autonomous sensory meridian response#asmrtist#polls#random polls#tumblr polls#fun polls#character polls#fandom polls
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That particular scene was used for the film's Best Picture nomination at the Academy Awards!
Can you imagine...I was dying laughing that people's first impression of that incredible film would be Bo drinking spit in a coffee cup 😉
Here's the clip for the uninitiated. Enjoy!
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Bo burnham drinking a coffee in which Cassie just spat while maintaining eye contact was so unexpectedly hot what the hell
#prolonged eye contact#bo burnham#carey mulligan#ryan cooper#promising young woman#standupcomedyhistorian#one of the most bizarre weeks of my life as a Bo fan#sunday Oscars clip and Thursday Inside announcement#actor bo burnham#Youtube
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And look. Netflix has cancelled a lot of beloved and well-received shows over the years. This is far from their first shameless cancellation.
But this one really feels like a tragedy in a way the rest really haven’t, for me.
If you have not seen it, this show has some of the tightest writing I have ever seen. It explores so many ideas and character arcs in the span of eight episodes, and there is not a dull moment to speak of. Every line feels intentionally crafted for the character it is assigned to, and the actors never fail to follow through.
Speaking of the actors, almost the entire main cast are in their breakout roles but you would never know it because they are phenomenal. Need I remind you that everyone’s favorite homosexual from hell (sorry, Cas) is played by George Rextrew, and is his first onscreen role beyond acting school. It’s easy to forget that considering how seamlessly he melts into such a nuanced and uniquely expressive character.
Steve Yockey, the director/writer/producer who made this show happen deserves accolades for his brilliant creative direction and an adaptation that took an under-the-radar comic property and made it into the show stopping narrative of cycles of violence and abuse and learning how to grow from your past and be loved as you are. In EIGHT EPISODES.
The cinematography is also stunning and combined with the sharp editing decisions make it just as visually impactful as it is narratively.
I have not enjoyed a show as thoroughly as this once perhaps since season one of Daredevil like, a hundred years ago. I’ve watched other shows, I’ve liked other shows, but none without a healthy dose of criticism. I struggle to find something bad to say about this show because it is just that good.
Now I’m not going to go into the fact that this show was unapologetically queer and that Netflix has a history of cancelling any show that features a gay character that isn’t either comic relief or has two lines. However, it is hard not to notice that the less divisive a show is, the more market appeal that it has, and Netflix definitely cares more about a majority audience of passive users with autopay subscriptions than they do a dedicated fanbase excited to have something to call their own.
To quote Bo Burnham, “Art is dead.”
#fuck netflix#netflix#netflix uk#bridgerton#stranger things#dbda#dead boy detectives#renew dead boy detectives#shadow and bone#renew shadow and bone#spn#art#cinemetography
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No problem! I am always up for chatting about my favorite millennial polymath! Here's a primer of everything he's done in his career if you're interested ✌🏼🐔
So I'm watching Bo Burnhams "Inside" for the first time and I'm very concerned.
#bo burnham#actor bo burnham#director bo burnham#producer bo burnham#he can do everything except cook apparently lol
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Not really a vent, but right now feels like a good time to bring up that "Art is Dead" by Bo Burnham, a song which Wilbur once went on record saying he did not like and calling "pretentious" on Twitter, contains lines such as:
"Have you ever been to a birthday party for children / And one of the children won't stop screaming / Cuz he's just a little attention attractor / When he grows up to be a comic or actor / He'll be rewarded for never maturing / For never understanding or learning / That every day can't be about him / There’s other people, you selfish asshole"
"My drug's attention / I am an addict / But I get paid to indulge in my habit / It's all an illusion"
"This show has got a budget / And all the poor people way more deserving of the money won't budge it / Cuz I wanted my name in lights"
"I am an artist / Please, God, forgive me / I am an artist / Please don't revere me / I am an artist / Please don't respect me / I am an artist / Feel free to correct me / A self-centered artist / Self-obsessed artist / I am an artist, I am an artist / But I'm just a kid / I'm just a kid / I'm just a kid, kid / And maybe I'll grow out of it"
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No fucking wonder he didn't like the song. It might as well be about him for how directly it parallels his attitude and behaviour.
The difference is that Bo Burnham grew out of it, while Wilbur Soot grew into it.
I never knew he had said that, but it makes sense in this context.
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for lack of a better way of putting it, do you have any suggestions under 30 for a guy who kind of just looks like a weird loser?
𝙝𝙚𝙡𝙡𝙤 𝙯𝙚𝙥. 𝙞 '𝙙 𝙡𝙞𝙠𝙚 𝙩𝙤 𝙥𝙡𝙖𝙮 𝙖 𝙜𝙖𝙢𝙚. the way this made me laugh -- ! i love this so much lol. of course, lovebug. this isn't a type of character i usually cast so i wanted to give a few more options than normal in case some of them suck. i hope you find something here that works for you 🫶🏻
Aidan Gallagher ( 2003, actor, white/Jewish )
Anwar Hadid ( 1999, model, half Palestinian )
Bo Burnham ( 1990, actor, white )
Caelan Moriarty ( 2001, musician, half Japanese )
Elliot Fletcher ( 1996, actor, white, trans )
Ewan Mitchell ( 1997, actor, white )
Finn Wolfhard ( 2002, actor, white/Jewish )
Fionn Whitehead ( 1997, actor, white )
Griffin Gluck ( 2000, actor, one quarter Japanese/Jewish )
Harris Dickinson ( 1996, actor, white )
Jackson Pace ( 1999, actor, white )
Jaeden Martell ( 2003, actor, one quarter Korean )
Kim Min Jae ( 1996, actor, Korean )
Lucas Lynggaard Tonnesen ( 2000, actor, white )
Nat Zang ( 1996, actor, white )
Patrick Gibson ( 1995, actor, white )
Tamino Amir ( 1996, musician, one quarter Egyptian && one quarter Lebanese )
Thomas Brodie-Sangster ( 1990, actor, white )
Tom Glynn-Carney ( 1995, actor, white )
Will Poulter ( 1993, actor, white )
Willem De Schryver ( 2001, actor, white )
Zhong Chenle ( 2001, musician with acting resources, Korean )
#fc help#rph#rpc#underused male fcs#underused male fc#male fcs#male fc#male faceclaim#male faceclaims#male face claim#male face claims#five nights at freddi's: mascot post#answered: fc help#vibe: loner#answered: anonymous#answered#q
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RWBY as Bo Burnham
Summer: I wasn't sure about leaving him alone with my girls, but then I noticed his facial hair. Phew~!
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Oobleck: I believe there is nothing more manly than five men showering together. It's true! Look back through the ages to our ancestry to the days of Cro Magnum, all wandering through the fog and scrubbing each other's backs. No homo~.
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Jaune: Yeah, I wrestled in Beacon and there was this one match that I lost... my virginity~.
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Cardin: Fellas, don't you hate it when you're blowing a dude and he turns out to be gay?! UGH! You mean I've been blowing a gay dude this whole time?! THIRD TIME THIS WEEK!
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Ren: In the name of the father, son, and holy ghost, heads, shoulders, knees, and toes, turn up your nose, strike that pose! Eyyy, macarena~!
Nora: Woo!
Ren: Fuck you!
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Yang: Don't act like you're ahead of me! I will maintain my advantage over you! I still hold the element of surprise! (Tugs cheeks) BLEH~!
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Weiss: I WANT TO BEAT YOU TO DEATH WITH A BLUNT OBJECT! I WANT TO GRAB ONE OF THOSE HIGH-END MODELS BY THE ANKLES AND BASH YOUR RIBCAGE OPEN WITH IT! I WANT TO SHARPEN FIFTY PENCILS, TIE THEM TOGETHER, SHOVE THEM IN YOUR MOUTH, AND PUNCH THE ERASERS! I WANT TO STRAP YOU TO A BED OF NAILS, STRAP THAT TO THE HOOD OF MY CAR SO I CAN WATCH YOU SUFFER AS I DRIVE OVER EVERY POTHOLE FROM HERE TO THE MALL DURING AN EARTHQUAKE! I WANT YOU TO SURVIVE THE TRIP TO THE HOSPITAL JUST TO DIE IN A FENDER BENDER ON THE WAY BACK!
Weiss: Thank you, that's called "Dad".
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Blake: I'm...
Blake: ...horny.
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Pyrrha: What did I do last night~?
Pyrrha: I CRIED MYSELF TO SLEEP~!
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Penny: According to my calculations, and let me crunch the numbers one more time- Yep! You're a pussy!
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Whitley: What?
Winter: I'm sorry!
Whitley: I'm not.
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Qrow: Women are stupid! (Crowd cheers)
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Cinder: And I masturbate because I'm the only one whose standards are low enough to FUCK ME!
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Kali: Tell me what you think of this; professional writer, actor, producer, director, dancer, crab fisherman, slut~!
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Ilia: I put a chameleon on a red dildo~!
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Oscar: Where are all the sour patch parents~?
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Mercury: Haters gonna hate. Lovers gonna love. You need to reject both sides of the spectrum and find a healthy middle.
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Emerald: Everyone hates moist. It's unoriginal. And it's stupid. And stop saying that like it's interesting. My least favorite word, by the way, is INJUSTICE.
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Saphron: SPIDER~! HIDING IN THE CORNER~! SUPER FUCKING NORMAL~! I AIN'T AFRAID OF NO SPIDERS~! WHY'S HE LOOKING AT ME~? WHY- Why is he moving?! Stop moving! OH GOD HE'S COMING RIGHT AT ME-
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Neo: I feel like shit~!
Neos: OH SHIT~!
Neo: Feelin' like a saggy, massive sack of shit~!
Neos: Oh! Shit!
Neo: Big ol' motherfuckin' duffel bag of shit~!
Neos: Oh... Shit...
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Ozpin: Ah, yes, Hamlet! Shakespeare! Yes! The young prince whose father died at the hands of his uncle with whom his mother lied. Sound familiar? IT'S THE FUCKING LION KING!
#rwby#bo burnham#ozpin#summer rose#jaune arc#ruby rose#yang xiao long#weiss schnee#nora valkyrie#blake belladonna#pyrrha nikos#lie ren#cinder fall#emerald sustrai#saphron cotta arc#mercury black#neopolitan#bartholomew oobleck#oscar pine#cardin winchester#winter schnee#whitley schnee
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Persona 5 Futaba Sakura and FFVII Remake Jessie Rasberry's voice actress Erica Lindbeck deleted her Twitter because she keeps getting harassed because she called out publicly...
*Reads notes*
Someone who made a YouTube video of Futaba singing a Bo Burnham's Welcome To The Internet cover song using AI of her voice...
Even though she and other voice actors have expressed since last year that AI can misrepresent/smear someone and voicing in character without permission from license holder can land them in legal trouble (as shown by Hoyoverse warning Alejandro Saab to take down his Cyno/Tighnari shipping music video) not to mention the danger it poses to their profession...
Which... the original uploader now have already took down their video, at her request but...
Multiple people then uploaded it in their YouTube channels (despite the original uploader also asking them to take it down) as a revenge for her....
*Check notes*
"Running a harassment campaign against the original uploader when she could've settled privately"
...and also comparing AI voice to game mods (which is technically illegal unless allowed) and vocaloid (which is officially paid, licensed and have their own quality control) or fan made vocaloid (which again, like all fan works, technically a copyright violation, just tolerated depending on the copyright owners)
*Throws note*
Update:
Robbie Daymon (Goro Akechi) and Erica Harlacher (Ann Takamaki) are pissed (ofc)
The comment saying "you're next, Harlacher"
Sena Bryer of Atlas Talent plans to sick the company they work for on AI users if they ever do this to her voice since it will affect the company negatively too, see if they like that
But Erin Fitzgerald (wakaba ishiiki) is now scared to allow fans to record her voice at cons
Her fans gracefully understand if she refuses to record at con
Kaitlyn Robrock (Fire Emblem Engage) was sent AI clip of her voice saying things she wouldn't
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Out of curiosity, do you have any headcanon for Tsb's voice? Like- any actor or character alike to wht you think he sounds like?
YES YES YES OH MY GOD I CAN FINALLY TALK ABOUT THIS YESSSSSIUGHJFEWDSUKGJHBFEDSHUKJDS
OKAY OKAY SO, THE MAIN HEADCANON I HAVE IS:
JAMES MARSDEN !!!!
WITH THAT 70S STYLE TALK AND HIS SINGING IS JUST PHENOMENAL IT'S EXACTLY THE VIBE FITTING TSB'S VOICE AAAAAA ITS MASCULINE AND GOOFY AND BRO IS JUST FLEXIBLE WITH JOYFUL TONE LIKE IN HAIRSPRAY AND EVEN DARKER STUFF FROM HIS X-MEN ERA GUHHHH and i just love him sm💕 {i have a few songs he did in the tsb lore playlist hehehe}
other side headcanons that aren't as strong but could still fit especially that on other aspects of tsb's arc:
bryce pinkham {romance/angst side} and bo burnham {crazy side}
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also one real post about this and like, plenty of ink has been spilt on how disconnected watcher entertainment seems to be from its fans but i think the missing piece here is how disconnected watcher is from the rest of youtube. when the catastrophe hit i went to all my terminally online friends, the same way i did after the hbomberguy james somerton video, or after the ned fulmer fiasco, or the creepshowart scandal etc, or every time jenny nicholson dropped a new evermore video, including the ones behind the $2 patreon paywall we all gladly pay for, and for the first time...
no one knew who i was talking about.
these are not insulated people. these are people i can trust to have at least name recognition of almost any youtuber i mention. they know downtherabbithole and strangeaeons and cjthex and kappakaiju and miniminuteman773 and kazrowe and somemorenews etc etc etc
so when i put in the group chat, with no context, 'he wasnt even on cribs' or 'we have no cats kathleen' or 'only humble pagan commune schemes' or whatever, i usually do so with great trust that at least half the group will know what im on about.
this time, crickets.
i backpedaled a little and pulled up the 'ive connected them' meme and the fuzzy blue professor, and i got nothing at all. the only recognition i got was when someone belatedly realized that he had seen the goatman video when it dropped (although he had no idea that they had their own company now), and another person remembered that they had offered to collab with danny gonzalez, a youtuber with twice the subscribers
because she had checked back to see if danny went ghost hunting again, and lost interest because he hadnt.
i also brought it up in my dedicated buzzfeed unsolved group chat but ummmmm i am the only one in that group still watching ever since the shift to watcher oops
the only splash they had made in my again, TERMINALLY ONLINE friend group that watches hours and hours of youtube a day was a buzzfeed video seven years ago, and when they had failed to collab with someone more famous than them. i found myself in the unusual position of having to explain the situation to a bunch of dirty internet gremlins, all of whom heard the whole story and said 'why would they do that'
not 'why would they do that to their fans' but 'why would they do that as youtubers'
even aside from the moneygrubbing, we watcher stans were confused about why they tried to offer us a service we didn't need or want, and i think it obscured the confusion on why they thought it was a good idea at all, when so many other models were available to them. why werent they using their patreon like other youtubers? why weren't they collaborating with other youtubers? why weren't they putting out regular, lower quality content like other youtubers? if they wanted higher quality content, why weren't they partnering with nebula, like lindsay ellis, or netflix, like bo burnham. why didn't they run their ideas past someone like the green brothers, who have jumpstarted scishow and many other similar projects successfully, and are famously good to work with/consult with? why would they try to pull a roosterteeth? don't they know what happened?
and i think the answer is no. i think they just don't know those things. and they didnt bother to check, because they think all those things are beneath them. because they think corporate content is the only worthwhile kind there is.
why else would they think they have to have an office building, keep dozens of people on staff, buy expensive cameras, and build a streaming platform? why do they only collaborate with actors and singers who have corporate entertainment approval? why are they reinventing the wheel on buzzfeed when thousands of youtubers build perfectly stable careers with a mic and a camera, and sometimes hire an editor?
i guess my takeaway from this is that, at least they didnt break my heart as a fan entirely because they fundamentally misunderstood me. they did it, at least in part, because they do not understand how youtube works, or what part they play in it.
they dont understand how people use youtube. it is not a cinematic event worthy of the big tv, it is line goes up playing in the background for the 400th time as i wash my face and put my laundry away.
that is why they spent months and months planning this without ever noticing it was a bad idea, while millions of youtube viewers knew instantly. thats why they didn't start with a more moderate solution, why they never used their patreon properly, why they cared so much about the production value, why they thought a youtube audience, any audience at all, would jump at the chance to leave youtube.
bc youtube as a creator sucks, and we all know that, but youtube as a viewer is extremely comfortable. all i ask of youtube is to be mildly interesting in the background while i do other stuff. it is filler. some of the filler is extremely good, yes, but there is no room or reason in my life to give more of my money and attention to my filler, let alone to get a bigger screen for it.
and honestly, this is why i and others stayed on with the ghoul boys even though their quality dropped. because it's filler. im not even looking at the screen you apparently spent 100k on. im flipping my eggs. im washing my hair. im waiting for the bus with my headphones in and my phone in my pocket. thank you for being my background music. in return i will sit through your ads and push your view counter up by one. i may even hit the like button by accident bc my phone is in my pocket.
this is not to say i dont enjoy my filler. i would absolutely die without it. but it is not and never will be exchanged for the instances when i make popcorn in The Big Bowl and turn on a Real Movie on the Big Screen (my old laptop that is 15 whole inches) with my phone turned over so nothing can distract me.
my filler can't be my movie, and vice versa. nor should it be. but watcher doesnt understand that, apparently. they think youtube is cruelly preventing them from being netflix, and they think we want netflix, and they don't understand that, even with that half-assed apology that they didn't explain their dream correctly and they are jsut so destitute they had to take extreme measures after they went to europe 6 too many times...
there is a fundamental misunderstanding about how people use youtube , both as creators and as consumers. they didn't just misunderstand their fanbase. they continue to misunderstand the entire ecosystem. idk guys. maybe you should have learned something from those youtubers that you apparently think you are too good for.
and as for me, welp. i've booted people from my filler line-up for less. and there are soooooooooooooo many other fish in the sea, and they are not asking me to pay them 27 corporation salaries from my own pocket. they are asking for me to bump their view counter up by one.
goodbye boys. i really hope you find a way to fulfill yourselves artistically or whatever. but you have burned this particular bridge, like. forever. and i don't think i'm the only one who feels that way.
and not because i dont support people getting a living wage, you guilt-tripping vultures, or because i dont believe in following dreams and wishing on stars and whatnot.
but because i prefer to consume content from people who know what they're doing, and i simply no longer trust that includes you.
#watcher entertainment#steven lim#shane madej#ryan bergara#this is truly all i will say#just amazing how the average youtube viewer immediately identified all the problems with the new plan#and none of the executive big boys involved did
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High school Party
Bo Burnham x reader
A/N: this has been rotting in my draft for centuries so not requested just needed to finish this and cure my writers block for good !!
Warnings: swearing, mentions of sex, Bo being unreasonably mean, reader is a down bad loser, almost fucking to prove a point
“Hey-Uh Bo?” I tap the tall boys shoulder, trying to get his attention in the crowded living room we’re standing in, “I wanted to ask if I could have your number- so we could like hand out some time?”
“What?” He says after turning around
“I said could I have your number-“
“I heard you fuck face I’m just not falling for the same song and dance again” he scoffs, taking a sip from his cup.
“What do you mean-“ I sputter out
“I know Chrissy sent you over here to fuck with me alright?” He shrugs “hey hot popular conventionally attractive friend of mine, go over and ask out the weird skinny kid.” He mocks her in a high pitched voice.
“What- no I just want your number asshole the fuck?” I scowl at him stepping back, phone in my left hand, beer in my right.
“Fine whatever. I’ll put my number in your phone. Just shut up.” He grabs my phone.
“Thanks, geez for an apparent ‘nerd’ you sure are a dickhead” I roll my eyes, looking down at my beer.
“Here.” He almost chucks the phone back at me “you win your little dare, pass go to collect 200” he walks away unphased.
“Bo- wait” I grab his arm “could we like maybe hang out some time..?” I manage to crack a slight smile as if my heart isn’t racing
“God you’re a good actress” he turns his head towards me “fine. Lunch. Tomorrow. Text me your address.” He pulls his arm away.
I look down at my phone to see the contact name he’s given himself “Truth or dare”, thought he’d be more original.
Me: I’m not Jk wit u I actly like u dmbas :/
TorD: ok def selling it 2 hard
Me: fuk u
TorD: shut up ur drnk
Me: I wish I wernt so cute cuz if u wernt id kill u
TorD: get sober then u can smd :P jkkkk
Me: u still at da party
TorD: obvi dmbas
Me: meet u upstairs in 10
TorD: no u wont
Me: yes I will
TorD: fine im redy for ur prank or wtver
Me: u still think im jk lol XD
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I walk into the room to see Bo sat on the bed “Surprised to see me here?” He jokes “I made sure to scope out the whole room for whatever you’re planning.”
“I’m not planning anything- what is wrong with you?” I am starting to get annoyed at this point,
“Yeah sure whatever-“ I cut him off by pulling him into a kiss, grabbing the collar of his shirt as I straddle his hips on the bed. I slowly bring my left hand up behind his head, pulling him closer to deepen the kiss as he groans. “You’re a good fucken actor.”
“I-… am not-… acting-…” I say between kisses as I lower Bo onto the bed, “you fucking brat.” I heave,
“God you’re something alright…” Bo attempts to catch his breath
“You’re lucky I take birth control” I say as I start undoing my jeans,
“Holy fuck you’re serious about this…” he looks up red faced
“You’re finally catching on, great work.” I scoff “Now what do you want me to do to you?” I giggle, trailing a hand down his chest.
“I-uhm wow” his cocky demeanour has completely disappeared, replaced with a flustered mess of a man who’s almost melting below me.
“What do you want me to do to you?” I ask him firmer this time as I throw my shirt across the room.
“I-oh wow uhm I-I’ve never gotten this far” he stutters and stumbles as i straddle him in nothing but my underwear and bra,
“I can tell.” I cross my arms “now use your big boy words and tell me what you want me to do to you.”
“I mean I really do-I’m not sure I-“
“Just say it”
“What”
“The first thing that comes to your mind”
“I-uh- fuck- I’m sorry” he facepalms, the crimson of his face barley peaking out.
“What-Bo?” I pull his hands away from his face, genuinely concerned.
“Why are you of all people into me?” He looks away,
“I-what do you mean?” I ask genuinely confused, what does he mean ‘me of all people’.
“You’re friends with Chrissy and Grace and all those other really pretty girls-“ he starts rambling “fuck you’re gorgeous, I-I mean that’s the reason I was so defensive…” his eyes drifted towards me, as he obviously tried to not look at my body.
“Bo… why do you think I stare at you every day in chemistry-?” I ask now just as red faced as the man below me “why do you think I spend so much time around the drama club when crew aren’t even needed-“
“What-?”
“Ever since freshman year- Bo I’ve been in love with yo-“ I’m suddenly cut off by a kiss, as he sits up, one of Bo’s hands finds its place on the back of my neck, the other places itself on my lower back.
“I’m- I don’t think I want to rush into this…” he sighs “I think you’re really pretty and fun to be around but I don’t want to take things too fast-“
“Thank god-sorry but I like you too much to just fuck you and prove a point.” I laugh sitting up “so… are you free next Friday after drama club?”
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hi !! i’m sam !! and that’s all u need to know but there’s more under the cut !!
(also im trying to make this aesthetic and cute but idrk how so if u have any tips pls pls pls !!)
yes i’m sad (secretly a dinosaur)
basic info
i’m sapphic of some sort!!
she/they pronouns. for now. gender is hard guys (just like-)
i’m a minor. so please don’t be fucking weird.
i’m american (even worse, the midwest 😨) unfortunately but literally as soon as i fucking can im booting it and moving to norway
i’m like 90 percent diagnosed with autism, and i’m pretty sure i have ADHD and beautiful princess disorder. so u all should basically fall on your knees and kiss me now
i play soccer (defense usually but i like offense more) and lacrosse (i suck balls but it tis The Lesbian sport, so) currently but i also usually play volleyball but i missed the season sooo
im a huge psych and cinema and music and literature nerd so !! basically im gonna be broke by 30
i have a sideblog that is currently a confessions blog but it might change cus no one actually does it!! but if u would like to do a (general) confession then it is @just-a-little-lad4924
i have another sideblog that is for analysis’ !! i mostly do characters and songs but i’ll do pretty much anything (send me a request please please please please please) it’s @person-speaks
just general facts about me !
my personality type is INFP-T
i have 3 cats!! one at my dads, her name is graci (after gracie abrams ofc) and she’s about a year and a half, and 2 at my moms: regulus (guess who named him!! 😱) and libby and their siblings and are currently abt 3 months !! i could yap abt them forever i love them all sm
my favorite color is dark green (call me a faggot and istg), fav season is fall, fav holiday is christmas or halloween, fav animal is cats or sharks or moths or jellyfish
i appreciate tone tags and try to use them as much as possible
im always bored so asks and everything are super duper cool !
fandoms AKA past hyperfixations that i’m still attached to but im not necessarily still in the fandom: harry potter (fuck jkr !!), MCU, KOTLC, marauders, boy meets world, it, osemanverse, paper girls, teen wolf, owl house, shameless, glee, stranger things, andi mack, tlou, riordanverse, brooklyn nine nine, new girl, hamilton, grishaverse, community, dawsons creek, bojack horseman, criminal minds, ted lasso, scooby doo, everything sucks!, the sun bearer trials, atypical, octonauts, dead boy detectives, will and grace, how i met your mother, the maze runner, descendants, arcane, parks and rec, squid games, the sun bearer trials
can u tell i don’t have many friends.
fav movies (not counting fandoms): tick tick boom, my girl, eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, little rascals, empire records, bottoms, nimona, little women, 500 days of summer, benny & joon, beautiful boy, call me by your name, lady bird, stand by me, RWRB, addams family values, the breakfast club, spiderman ITSV/ATSV, the outsiders, luca, the perks of being a wallflower, dead poets society, big daddy, the edge of seventeen
once again. i have very little friends. and very many issues.
fav music people (not always up to date i like new artists every day): gracie abrams, taylor swift, noah kahan, mitski, boygenuis, julien baker, phoebe bridgers, lucy dacus, hozier, the head and the heart, conan gray, RKS, queen, harry styles, the fray, olivia rodrigo, coldplay, billie eilish, maya hawke, bo burnham, chappell roan, the smiths, the revivalists, addriane lenker, lorde, fiona apple, alex g, ani defranco, radiohead, montell fish, lizzy mcalpine, maggie rogers, girl in red, gigi perez
just general interests: poetry, art, writing, sitcoms, stand up comedy, greek mythology, the sky (like the stars, moon, sun, etc. astronomy metaphors are my everything), moths, jelly fish, ocean animals in general (first special interest 💪💪), pretty much just animals in general, 90's movies, cinematography, annotating, musicals, actors, spider man, psychology, analysis (of anything really), true crime/criminology
comedians i like (i currenyly only have 2 but im planning on collecting more so!! also recs please??): bo burnham, hannah gadsby
video games i play/have played: minecraft, fortnite (im not a fortnite kid tho guys i swear), roblox, broken age, the big con, forager, goat simulator (best game ever istg) + im currently playing broken age act II and after that im going to start life is strange
fav books (also not including fandoms): the perks of being a wallflower, the outsiders, i fell in love with hope, ill give you the sun, and more but i dont remember the names atm !
my fav ships (buckle in! i apologize.): wolfstar, jegulus, jily sometimes, pandalily, dorlene, rosekiller, drarry, jeric (bmw), reddie, charlie/nick, tara/darcy, tao/elle, lister/jimmy, pip/rooney, kajemac, sterek, isaac/stiles, malia/stiles, lumity, gallavich, ronance, solangelo, valdangelo, kinda percico, dianetti, wesper, kanej, trobed, joey/pacey, ralvez, spencer/ethan, kindaaa moreid, painland, newtmas, jaylos, harry/carlos (idk the ship name), robin/barney, caitvi (i like to call them violyn tho !), jayvik, 307 (i think that’s it??) or jiyeong/sae byeok, phoenix (aurelio/teo)
i might have missed a few but these are My Guys. /gn
links!
spotify!! - my character playlists are my pride and joy and reason for living, i could write essays about how each song could specifically fit the character and situation. anyways!!
discord
airbuds - idk if anyone uses this but if u do add me!!
ao3 - i have 1 fic that is my fav thing ever (a camp halfblood group chat) and the other two... are there
pinterest
tiktok - this is my alt that i blocked all my friends on and i have like my fandom shit but i don’t post that much and im barely on tt to begin with but yeah !!
pronouns page
spotify stats - idk if anyone uses this but also yeah !!
TV time - which is basically letterboxd but more fun, also more up to date on what i’m actually watching and stuff (hopefully)
i have a super duper cool discord server that u should totally join too… link
i have a tagging system
sam shut the fuck up - og posts
asks!!! - asks
crazy? i was crazy once - big lists and essay things, basically me being a fandom freak
sam sings :O - lyric/music posts
art i need in my veins - self explanatory mostly for myself but everyone else should also see this
and i think thats it!! if anyone has any ideas of things to add then yeah !! or how to make it look prettier cusss uhhhh yeah.
oh yeah and this is an official @i-luv-multiple-ppl fan account so !!
and creds to @cafekitsune for the dividers!!
#sam shut the fuck up#asks!!!#sam sings :O#crazy? i was crazy once#deleting my old about me makes me so sad#im gonna miss it#art i need in my veins
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