#abt: teleportation powers

[tileterror]

bang bang, i shot you down!

[respocked]

POV: you make a joke on star trek tumblr

[emosyzoth]

Also btw thinking of making stuff up for cave crystal 🫡🫡 I need to know what's going on there so I will expand on it on my own

[seethinglikeme]

i like that wesker can canonically teleport

[alyimoss]

honestly ive always thought his teleporting was just wrongwarping. bc like some of the other weird shit he does is. pretty meta. im pretty sure all his sentry stations are the same exact asset, and thats part of the "huh this guys station looks the exact same every time" joke bc undertale is a meta narrative.

ive always thought that his teleporting is basically like. him walking into a loading zone and popping out in the wrong one. again, wrongwarping. the only times this doesnt seem to be the case is when he takes you to mtt resort for your dinner date, when he just walks into a wall, and when he teleports around in battle/moves around in the true pacifist flowey cutscene. i dont know how the battle screen works tho so i dont know if thats like. also a joke about him knowing things about the game. but it probably is, bc hes that kind of character.

I kinda hate how Sans is depicted in so many fan-works as being able to actively, visibly just teleport as though he's Goku spamming Instant Transmission to dodge every knife swing by centimeters.

I thought it always made more sense, and would be more interesting to see be adapted, if he basically operated on Weeping Angel rules.

Since in canon, Sans only ever "teleports" or "shortcuts" once he's off-screen (or the screen goes dark), because the only blindspot he can move freely in is the 4th Wall's camera.

Imagine if any of the dozens or hundreds of Sans VS Chara animations switched to a first-person PoV. Chara runs up for an attack, but for the half-second their arm raises to cover their vision, Sans just disappears behind it.

Imagine having a character that actually requires thoughtful cinematography, yet everyone just falls back on some anime bullshit instead so they don't have to think about it.

I criticize because I care.

[thatdeadaquarius]

Topic: Genshin impact.

au: Sagau.

idea: So what if you had the powers of every character you played as in every game you played and then get isekaid into genshin impact with imposter au. I imagine it goes smth like

Zhongli: “I will have order!”

reader, Who played Roblox as someone who lagged the game (explanation: I’m pretty sure ping is also how time works in games. If you can control the flow of ping you can control the flow of time in games.): “ZA WARUDO!”

Heyyy!! Thanks for waiting for the reply/response from my slow ass :0

So they did clarify what they meant/expand so imma just copy paste that here!

“k now I remember. So basically imma write it here since it’s easier: Basically you don’t have to (but you can) transform into the character that has those set of powers but if you do those powers are enhanced.”

Sun: Reader (”you”/they/them)

Orbit: Headcanons-ish, Light Imposter AU (as in, NOT Yandere/Dark), mild crossover elements bc Shapeshifter Shenanigans™️

Stars: bro idek

Comets & Meteors: Content Warnings: mild cussing, genshin typical mild violence, & Trigger Warnings: none known.

Please comment if I missed any. /gen

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so fair warning,, ive never seen jojo bizarre, but i appreciate i come off well-read/watched? LMAO

so im just gonna kinda,, guess? like just cycle thru diff. random media, and im hoping both me and you reading this will have a fun time (as this is a little challenge, but i like it so ill give it a shot, dont kno if its a good one but- 😅)

so to set the scene, of how u got to this point, ykno of running like ur life (maybe?) depends on u running around different teyvat countries,

u thought it was weird everyone knew a little too much about you?? (ofc theyve heard u during gaming, they know u the same way we all know Markiplier, get it?)

then a bunch of NPCs/Vision users/Archons?? were REALLY invested in talking to you, which freaked u out even more

and by the time you saw Zhongli, yknow, just the oldest god in game, making a fast-walk towards you, ykno the retired god who didnt move an inch when an old water god attacked Liyue for a test, is now hurrying to you???

ur logically get so fucking scared sm shits abt to go down, u just start running

it isnt until ur reaching for a ledge and some webbing shoots out of ur arm (from a glitchy little spot on ur arm, where it could be coming out of ur skin, but sometimes its a blue and red bracelet)

it latched onto the nearest building, and thats how u find out u can grapple ur way, literally Spiderman style, out of the harbor

and bro, idk if it would be fun, or confusing and stressful, or maybe both?? to just find out u can use any video game power from any game youve played before as you go running from countries bc for some freaky reason they know too much abt you/are pursuing you-

dUDE- they had small statues of you in like every little section of their cities

u head to Mondstadt and as Venti comes screaming and flying at you (in excitement, but ur freaked), u go to hold a hand up and suddenly ur holding a heavy stone tablet that unleashes some holographic yellow chains that freeze him in place-?? why is this familiar-

oh my god u have the sheikah slate from Breath of the Wild,

and as ur booking it out of there, u manage to get ahold of a sword, and u know exactly how to use it to knock back favonius knights trying to stop you (they are concerned for their god who is just unleashing random powers on ppl, pls let Grandmaster Jean just talk to you Your Majesty-!!)

by the time you teleport ur way to Inazuma, (bc u still have this worlds access to ur player/traveler’s powers), ur trying to find a nice place to stay for a little bit

at least in that sweet spot of the Raiden not noticing/finding you, while things cool down on the main continent, before moving on,

and u get some tools to help fashion just a little shelter, bc u dont have any money/mora rn, and ur able to literally build a house???

a mailbox pops up and thanks you for renting with Tom Nook???? As in Animal Crossing-

and rlly if the BOTW/slate thing didnt clue u into video game powers, then this definitely would tbh lmao

right as u see Yae Miko circling ur house, with an armful of books? ..is she planning to thru them at you??, u get the hell out of dodge before her favorite god can follow along

(she knows ur prefrences in books and got authors/trends to start so youd have plenty to read, and she was making sure it was ur house before politely dropping them off! how was she to know thatd spook their favorite God, Ei?!)

u get to Sumeru and think ur safe, hiding in an abandoned forest watcher outpost (1 person treehouse rlly) when Nahida shows up in ur dreams,

and u just,

walk out of the dream, into reality, and possess a nearby ruin guard so u can sleep in peace, bc she cant access a robot,

that one baffled u as you re-possessed ur own body before realizing-

Five Nights at Freddy’s. 💀

U cant do that forever, so u try Fontaine, hoping Neuvillette/Furina wont rlly give af abt you, plus theyre the latest region, so maybe they have the least exposure to whatever the other archons didnt like abt you??

u get there and are immediately summoned to court, and right as the mekas show up to escort you, jfc they have a mecha army

(meanwhile, theyre thinking, yknow. high profile guest/our god of gods. ofc we need state of the art mekas to escort them, its only polite-)

meanwhile ur cape has now become wings, and a mask covers ur face as you glide and fly ur way over the city in an attempt to get to where u assume Snezhnaya is

it doesnt occur to you the game until ur running out of stamnia and catch ur reflection in the waters of fontaine, Sky: Children of the Light

u hope the Tsaritsa’s dislike for other gods/Celestia doesnt extend to ur otherworldly presence so ur just hoping for the best atp tbh

tbh youd forget what all powers you have, and the absolute chaos ur causing urself as u try to desperately rememeber what games youve played thru ur entire life is NOT helping to reduce confusion when u randomly wake up with elf ears (legend of zelda/botw) or get dragged into another ruin machine when u fall asleep/faint/do smth u guess mimics death lmao- (fnaf) 💀

…

(meanwhile the Tsaritsa does get wind ur coming this way, and just, makes the people have a parade/festival to celebrate you coming,

she did also have to get Pierro/Captaino to physically restrain some of them from going ahead to meet/escort you to the palace, she’d heard how the others scared u off, and was, ironically, hoping the warm welcome would clear things up)

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well that was, something. 😃🫠

sorry lil car, that was such a fun idea idk if i did it justice!! i thought itd be too op to include every media youve consumed ever, so i kept it to video games, (which, could u cheat the system if youve played smash bros??)

i hope it was at least a decent read, and sorry im half asleep so i was not v funny this time around, but, again, hope u got smth out of it 😭

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on another note, im having my wisdom teeth surgery this friday, send whatever u got my way, prayers, blessings, good vibes, ill take anything im nervous 🙃

have a good week guys!

Safe Travels Lil Car,

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[nekosanhwa]

☆ being married to saiki kusuo

content ! — gn reader (alluded to being somewhat short). fluff fluff fluff. kusuo being a bit salty abt being in love. secretly soft saiki. a bit of angst

genre — headcannons

requested here

husband! saiki who never thought he'd like someone enough to date them, much less marry them, until he met you during high school

husband! saiki who proposed after five years of dating, when he realized he'd never like anyone like he likes you

husband! saiki who had despised the idea of having a wedding ceremony, filled with people whose thoughts would invade his brain, but felt it was worth the discomfort when he saw the beaming smile on your face

husband! saiki who likes bringing you back home trinkets that remind him of you or your favorite pastries (along with some coffee jelly for himself)

husband! saiki who gets too embarrassed (despite his cool exterior) to give them to you normally so he'll just leave them at your bed's side table or will hand them to you before walking off

husband! saiki who, despite being married and comfortable with your affection, still has his awkward moments where he freezes up when you try to cuddle up to him — internally blushing before cuddling back

husband! saiki who feels comfortable enough with you to slip some verbal words to you throughout the day

husband! saiki who gets embarrassingly shy when he tries to say 'I love you' verbally for the first time and ends up saying it with a scowl on his face (one you don't react to because you're used to his tsundere ways)

husband! saiki who likes using his powers to mess with you, using his telekinesis to move things to the top shelf (since he also can't reach the top shelf) and watches as you struggle

husband! saiki who, on more than one occasion, has ran away via teleportation to another country, leaving you to deal with whatever bug he found in the house

husband! saiki who sometimes takes for granted your tolerance to his (now somewhat) cold behavior, which has ended up with him hurting your feelings

husband! saiki who struggles at comforting people and apologizing and uses his shape-shifting to shift into your favorite animals in order to help you feel better, letting you pet him and pamper him

husband! saiki who struggles with his coldness but in the end, he still tries his best to let you know he loves you as much as you love him

[five-thousand-loaves-of-bread]

recently had to give up something that… depend how you see it, been work towards for past months, two years, four years, even say ten years absolutely not stretch or exaggeration.

because have high support needs. n there no way for me physically survive safely if do it.

it be only thing in that domain that known for almost half my life, n entirety (n more) of my life that at least some part vaguely remember.

because not have enough support n care for me do it n safely survive.

wish am be exaggerate. wish be hyperbole. wish be overplaying it to get people to believe.

but am not.

this be reality of high support needs.

believe me am tried everything can think of n everything can do.

talk to so many people n groups for help. begged for it. thought abt what support needs be “luxury” enough can leave unmet. how much danger n risk can go thru to make it happen, knowing full well if any minor or major emergency happen to me (…visibly severely disabled POC, vulnerable minority in multiple visible ways), there absolutely no way be able deal with it.

n been in some really really bad places mentally while that. n more of that to come, now that for sure, give up.

have trouble understand want something really really really realllly bad not make it really exist, no matter how obviously ridiculous—include major law n policy change, teleport, be reborn, mind read, miracles, n this.

so you see, this be reality of actually high support needs. of depend on other people grace n charity n kindness n services n help over basic daily life activities to survive.

no amount “want independence” “want autonomy” “want better future” “want avoid severe suicidal mental illness crises times” “want escape abuse by caregivers” or “want avoid conservatorship guardianship institutionalization” or “want LIFE” no amount of simply wanting no matter how extremely bad, will make possible for us leave our support needs unmet, give those up, n trade be unsupported for those wants, n safely survive, or even just plain survive.

be high support needs give me barrier after barrier. not once give me privilege n power or even advantage, n never ever had full entire support needs met, even for just short time.

many high support needs people be force live in “survival mode” too. it just that, you know, to be in “survival mode” you kinda need be. alive.

no amount of “want” “need” n “adrenaline survival mode” make us able do things we simply cannot do.

n my support needs not even that high. n am take comfort in that. am lucky for that. because know what even higher support needs than mine actually mean.

idk what am saying.

[okay to reblog]

[roseverdict]

hi i can't believe i ran out of tags. might make a specific post at this point lmao.

Let's construct Alan Becker's videos' timeline.

First, a base : AvAnimation I to VI.

But in AvA V, AvPokémon, and AvSMB, the Minecraft Icon is missing from the taskbar. It went missing during AvMinecraft, featuring the charaters of AvA IV.

(Note : Diverging arrows DO NOT indicate a splitting timeline; arrows indicate an ordering, diverging arrows indicate an uncertainty.)

Now, the AvM episodes. Indicated by their number, in green, they will be assumed to be in order. They obviously happened after AvM.

(Note : "~" means that the episodes are directly following one another

But in 19, Blue tries to open the lucky blocks by jumping under it, mimicking what the Marios did in AvSMB ; and at the end of the 20~30 arc, the Minecraft block is put back in the taskbar, meaning that if the block was missing, the event happened in between.

Ho ! And AvLoL happens after they met with purple during 8~14

Now, the problems :

First : AvYoutube. Minecraft is in the taskbar, but we can't know if it happen before AvM or after 30. Both possibilities will be shown in purple.

Second : During the #TeamTrees, Discord replaced the Youtube icon, so it happened after all of that ; and #TeamSeas has references to #TeamTrees.

Finally : Noone has any clue where is Av∑ath.

There. That's the timeline of the classic videos. I'll do the shorts (which some will be helpful) later.

[bansheesnmbr1girl]

𓆝⋆.˚ modern xmen apocalypse headcanons

-Kurt is so confused by brainrot, he's so chronically OFFLINE it is almost imparing. will stare at Jubilee when she makes a brainrot reference with such confusion

-Jubilee loves y2k style and listens to Ayesha Erotica more than any other musician

-Jean is actually a menace "I swear Peter ur shoes must've just vanished!"

-Peter is also so adhd he just runs to tire himself out before bed so he's not staying up until 3 am

-Scott is literally just insane, has blown things up during Chem class like ho u just were supposed to boil WATER

-Jean is a canon weird girl, like not manic pixie dream girl but like actually weird

-Jean is the Canon weird girl with her stereotypical bf (Scott)

-Kurt abuses his power omfg, will literally teleport anywhere when he wants to

-Jubilee had a crazy senior prank. She planted Kudzu around the school, so now Hank has to mow the grass every week

-Scott absolutely HATES home econ, and cannot cook to save his life

-Kurt goes to mass every Sunday and prays 3 times a day and before every meal, the others were very shocked by it but now they have gotten used to it and don't speak right before they eat so he can pray in peace

-Peter (after finding out Erik is his dad) gets more in touch with his Jewish heritage and celebrates Hanukkah

-Ororoe blasts chappel roan CONSTANTLY, knows all the words to the songs

-Kurt takes me as a TV girl and cigarettes after sex enjoyer, gives incredible song recommendations too

-Ororoe makes everyone homemade gifts on birthdays, holidays, etc

-Scott has read fanfiction before

-Jean loves annoying Prof X to the point she experiences genuine joy when he gets annoyed with her

-Peter makes brainrot references on his exams 'Name : The Rizzler' like ok bud

-Peter is still a kleptomaniac and is in therapy to help w his urges

-Ororoe, Jean, and Jubilee have a 'girlies gc💓💌😻' where they talk shit abt everyone

-ong ororoe is a menace she literally has no shame too

[kroosluvr]

hey guys. ive been drawing. stuff

quick rundown:

first one is bc claude was practicing spidey in rivals but t hen my brain took me to spiderverse au land (teleported back to 2023)

SPIDER-CLAW (or claw-man lmfao i really like that unironically)

cleric who got bitten by a radioactive toxic spider, basically making his entire body poisonous. (as far as he knows.) in my head he wears the plague doctor mask to sort of purify his breathing as an extra precaution?

in his universe magic exists and stuff so he used to be very skilled at healing magic but bc of the spider it negates all the healing powers -> replaced it all w like. idk. DOT poison dmg LMAOAOFSJKDKA doomed to dps forever... that doesn't stop him tho!

havent thought of an explanation but basically he also cant make healing potions and stuff anymore, so he turned to fighting crime instead to save ppl in his city/world

he looks like a villain but he is extremely lawful good like to a fault. ofc since hes a doctor after all!! he just wants to do good for Everyone! at the cost of himself mostly

this is diff frm my frostcleric au bc that claude is like yknow pretty wacky morals but this claude is very hippocratic oath etc

his claws r gauntlets (took inspo frm passionlip fate) and he attacks by slashing and clawing and etc. he also can websling but mostly uses it for mobility. very experienced in martial arts so hand-to-hand is his specialty (which is good bc peto is long range!)

in addition he has a lot of vials on his waist, which are mostly toxins/subduing agents, but also some smoke bombs and flashbangs idk stuff like that

WEB PENGUIN (NOT spider-peto but colloquially u can call her that i guess)

the antarctic spider gave her ice powers!!1 she can freeze Stuff and also surfaces. she can stick herself to ice easily which is awesome bc enemies will suffer and shes just fine basically.

she can't like. shoot ice/snow or anything but she can freeze water/Other objects and throw it/websling it if thats anything.

her city/world is very lowkey, not a lot of dangers unlike claude's world. so she actually hasn't done much in terms of superhero stuff. but she became a spiderman wayy before claude did (if u line up the timeline) they're abt the same age if not peto being a year or so older, but she was a spiderman for like 5 years while claude for only 1~ year

so shes still his senpai!!! but he is way more knowledgeable abt fighting LMAO

i also have visions of the Art Style of each of their worlds but i doubt i have the power to draw that. maybe one day...

[cut-it-out29]

Tell me more abt the twins! Like their backstory::3

Next >

Definitely didn’t expect any attention so this is totally welcomed but that’s besides the point

And slight tw for mention of death / injury; nothing gory tho!!

It’s a lot |>>>

Ok so their main gist of the story is it’s basically normal DT till the apple incident (when they’re about 15-17?)

At the apple incident, the villagers storm the tree attempting to get a golden apple. They injure NM, not caring if he lives or dies.

To save the tree, the apples, and himself; he eats a black apple (not a golden apple corrupted by his magic).

This overwhelms him with extreme negative emotions. He surges with power, taking out the villagers and turning Dream to stone (temporarily, only somewhere between a few hours or years, not nearly as long) . He was too late to save the tree, but the apples are fine enough. Im his surge of magic he accidentally teleports out of Dreamtale to the nearest negative AU-

He ends up hurriedly buying a coat to disguise himself and cover his newly broken skull.

Then realizing the apples may still be in danger, returns, and takes the apples to an empty AU (where his castle now is)

When Dream returns to normal, all he sees are the piles of bodies, the missing apples, and the remaining trunk of their tree. Inferring from the little information he has; Dream believes Nightmare’s “fully” corrupted, He ate all the apples, and fled. Though, Dream does find a single remaining golden apple, “forgotten” by Nightmare.

That’s not a huge amount of info but it’s the brief synopsis of my DT

[ @kkpup and @yellowrabbitfurry [ the other 2 asks ^^ ] ]

[h0nkch0c0late]

ahhh stop ur gen v fics are too good. Maybe could you write abt reader having some sort of like super scream powers and they’re dating Jordan

You're too nice, anon 😭😭🫶🫶 also when you said super scream powers I immediately thought of the girl from Danger Force so that's kinda funny.

Scream Queen

Jordan Lee x Reader

SUMMARY: you've always hated your powers. Sonic screaming to you wasn't as cool as being able to teleport or moving things with your mind. To Jordan, your powers were amazing.

WARNINGS: swearing, a very supportive gushy Jordan.

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You felt like out of everyone, your powers were the most boring.

Now, to the normal human eye, your powers were awesome as fuck. With just a scream you could knock someone against a wall or paralyze people by making their eardrums bleed.

Jordan, although not a normal human being, absolutely adored your powers. It was one of the many things that made you unique. Not to mention it was fun watching you throw Rufus around when duelling for one of your classes.

The only problem was that your powers absolutely fucked with your throat afterwards and you would go hours without talking just to make yourself feel better, that or Jordan would stick you in their bed and make you lay there so they could take care of you.

And today was one of those days.

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"Jordan, babe, really I'm fine." You tell her, voice scratchy, trying to lift yourself from her bed.

She gave you a knowing look before pushing you back down, "you are definitely not fine, I can hear it. Now just lay there and wait." They demanded.

You sighed before clearing your throat, flinching at the pain that shot through your body at the action.

"Where the fuck are you gonna get the tea anyway?" You ask, regretting your choice of speaking as your throat felt like sandpaper.

Jordan smirks, "I have my ways. Now just lay there, do not move or speak while I go grab it." They retorted before rushing out of their dorm door.

You huffed, crossing your arms as you waited.

And while you waited, you thought about the events that had lead you to that moment.

Rufus had been his usual, creepy dickish self, and had chosen you as the main target that day.

Unfortunately for you, Jordan wasn't at your side to save you, so you had to save yourself.

So, as Rufus continually tried to get into your pants (more so you into his), saying things such as "I'm much better than Jordan" and comments about how his dick was bigger and better, you had just about enough.

Turning to him, and screaming as loud as you could, sending waves at the boy so loud that it had began to make his eardrums bleed. He had fallen to the ground paralyzed, his eyes frozen wide.

You smirked at him being defenseless as you rubbed your now-sore throat, just in time for Jordan to find you, ans that's how you ended up in his room for the millionth time.

They were fine with taking care of you, after all it was part of the job description of being your partner, and all.

In fact they absolutely loved it, because it meant that they're attention was on you and only you. And she loved those moments where it was just the two of you.

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Jordan came back shortly with a mug of tea in her hand, sweetened with mostly honey to the point where you couldn't tell what flavour the tea was.

Your favourite.

It also meant endless Jordan snuggles so you weren't much of a complainer when it came to that.

It was the fact that you constantly needed care. Yes, it was only a sore throat, but Jordan continuously refused to tell you what her sore throat remedy was BECAUSE she wanted to take care of you.

"Be careful, it's hot." They warned as they handed you the mug, then climbed into the bed with you.

"Yes, yes, I know. I'm careful." You reply hoarsly before taking a sip of the drink, enjoying the feeling of the tea going down.

Jordan turned their body towards you, wrapping one arm around your torso and the other to entangle their fingers in your hair, kissing your shoulder as they snuggled close to you.

"You're too nice to me." You tell them as you take another sip of your tea, one of your fingers circling the rim of the cup as an unconscious fidget.

"Please, im the perfect amount of nice. You're just not used to this much attention, which I get." She noted, resting her head on your shoulder.

You rested the mug against your legs as you leaned your head against their's.

Jordan was right, you weren't used to all the attention.

Your parents had always been distant with you, making your nanny or a made take care of you whenever you got sick or when you used your powers because they were too busy living their own lives to take care of you.

And even then, those who did take care of you were absolutely terrified of you and your powers.

So when you had met Jordan, and first got into the relationship, the immediate switch of having no one to having someone was a big step.

"I love you, Jordan." You said after a moment of comfortable silence, your cup of tea half finished as you put it on your bedside table.

"I love you too." They replied, pulling you closer to them as you wrapped your arms around their waist.

Even during the times you hated your powers, Jordan somehow managed to make you love them.

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BOO another Jordan fic for you thirsty gentlebitches <3

[acracana]

day 1 of requesting more abt malleus' awkward phase (ㅅ´ ˘ `)

Ooooooh, I have some ideas, lmao.

All of this is for fun, but the idea of Malleus having an absolutely awful awkward phase makes me giggle.

I think Malleus would be a special case because he would have had the unfortunate circumstance of having TWO awkward phases: his dragon form and his human form. Fae aging is kinda weird in general, but let’s say he’s physically the equivalent of a pre-teen to early teen in this in both.

Awkward stage dragon Malleus would be like a puppy growing up. An extremely powerful puppy. At some point, his claws were too big for the rest of his body, so he would often face plant into the ground when he tried to walk. On the other hand, his wings did not grow as fast as the rest of him, so he couldn't get his body off the ground for a good decade because his wings were too small to carry his weight.

He wouldn’t get pimples in this form (I don’t think he would get them in his human form either), but I like the idea that his baby/infant scales shed to make way for larger, stronger ones. BUT they wouldn’t all grow back or fall off simultaneously, so it was definitely... a look. He’s thankful that cameras weren’t popular back then in Briar Valley.

For his human form, I think in canon, he has it as a pretty young child (I’d say like age six or something from what we see in his flashback from Book 7), but I think it would match the speed at which his dragon form grows. So he would have similar issues 😂.

The man is tall as hell, but he was almost all leg for a couple of years. Walking in his human form was already a bit harder than in his dragon form, but it frustrated Malleus so much he almost solely teleported everywhere. He doesn’t have as many scales in his human form, but he still has them, and they still shed and grow back, but somehow it’s even more annoying and itchy. The fabric of the royal robes does not help the itching in the slightest.

It would be hilarious if he had absolutely horrible voice cracks. He has such a deep and rich voice now, but he could barely get through a few sentences before cracking. For Malleus, it was horrible, but to Lilia, it was hilarious and adorable. If video cameras existed, he definitely would have recorded it.

As for temperament…he would try to portray himself as calm and unbothered despite feeling awkward, uncomfortable, and generally more emotional (mainly because he knows he’s expected to be regal and dignified as the crown prince), but no one buys it. No one is brave enough to mention it, but Malleus would not win any awards for trying to act nonchalantly. It doesn’t help that his magic also gets a surge of power during this time, and, well, we see how his emotions affect his magic in the game. Let’s just say Lilia had his work cut out for him.

[arolesbianism]

I've been chipping at a new oni save recently and I have to say I have gotten way less ambitious with my teleporter planet over my past few saves. In a lot of my earlier saves Id dive right in there, but nowadays I find myself ignoring the teleporter for a good while before dipping in to set up some basic utilities there before leaving again and continuing to stall lol

[ljlokijinx]

Au where Sally dies (sorry!) when Percy is still a kid so he runs away. He grows up on the streets of NY and quickly stumbles upon the Labyrinth, which he learns to manoeuvre quite fast. He learns of other spots- if a particularly stubborn monster is after him he can duck into Lotus Casino for a few minutes until it gets bored.

He finds an entrance to the Underworld and even uses that a few times, never too long, foolishly hoping it would go unnoticed. It doesn't, but the Master of the House is more curious than angry about the Son of the Sea who seems to have taken a liking to his realm.

When Hades confronts Percy he is met with sharp teeth of a feral kid doing his best to survive. He has adapted to the darkness of the Labyrinth, which is more similar to the Underground than it is to anywhere else. Hades decides to take the kid as his own, seeing as Poseidon is taking much too long.

Percy finds out he has siblings and immediately gets attached to both Nico and Bianca. She still joins the hunters but Percy is there to help her from the shadows during TTC.

He first goes to chb after helping Clarisse in the Labyrinth. Nico immediately runs up to him, all "Brother! It's been a while", and Chiron is having an aneurysm. When he gets claimed by Poseidon, I imagine he does a double take like "I forgot Hades wasn't my bio dad, lol.".

In BotL Daedalus and Percy have a custody-argument abt the Labyrinth bc "You are NOT using my home to let an invasion attack my brothers home, ya old geezer." Percy wins, obviously. Daedalus still dies, but the Labyrinth does not fall as Percy becomes it's new life force/owner thing.

When Kronos attacks, he's expecting a semi-powerful grandson who can control water, maybe cause an earthquake. He's met with water, sure, but also shadows, almost teleportation using the Maze and a Scythe at his neck.

He doesn't stand a chance.