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thesimperiuscurse · 11 months ago
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2024.
tagged by @amuhav — tagging @lazysunjade / @keibea / @mireuja / anyone who likes setting goals
What's your resolution for your Simblr?
I'm still very much "semi-retired", although there's plenty of story and sexy Evako edits I'm keen to do (if I can stop my stupid fuckin game from crashing every second, which is a real big ask). My one resolution is to finish Act III of En Pointe, and if I can wrestle out a few edits to go along with it, then that will be a successful year.
What do you want from the Sims Franchise?
📢 GIVE US SIMS 3 REMASTER 📢WHY DOES IT RUN BETTER ON MY BAKED POTATO LAPTOP THAN MY RGB GAMING PC 📢
Any other New Years Resolutions?
To finally become an Adult™️ and yeet to Melbourne, Australia! Here's my vision board I made for 2024 (minus the ✨manifesting✨):
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doomboogie · 26 days ago
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CO 🤝 CA
Terribly punitive and inhumane shit passing because apparently criminals aren’t people
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archtroop · 1 year ago
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AMERICA YOU HAVE A PROBLEM.
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itsallwearecalledtodo · 1 year ago
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ever watch a youtube cooking video and the guy is using the most anemic looking unripe tomatoes possible in the middle of tomato season
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themoderatespeaks · 1 year ago
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tapeworrmart · 2 months ago
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Guilt ⛓️
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coolguycy · 1 year ago
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They just don’t build giant evil towers like they used to 😔
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griffin-ktb · 1 year ago
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“I know what you are… 👁🏳️‍🌈✨”
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sortanonymous · 10 months ago
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marlynnofmany · 1 month ago
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So the Chocolate Guy, who makes god-tier desserts 24/7 ... guess what he made for Halloween, The Day Of All The Candy. Guess.
[spoiler video description:]
[video of Amaury Guichon making a giant-sized toothbrush and tube of toothpaste out of chocolate]
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cerothenull · 1 year ago
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he's so fucking ugly
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appropriatelystupid · 2 months ago
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meltylandartchive · 9 months ago
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im really normal about this blonde guy i promise
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diurnalvl · 8 months ago
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seven years ago, they used to be friends. almost.
1 / 2 / ?
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canisalbus · 2 months ago
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So i remember an ask mentioning your mortal enemy, Felis Atra and their cats, and i thought it'd be fun to draw what Felis Atra's version of your italian dogs would be.
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I think they would be called Butter Knife and Flamengo! Butter Knife is not his real name, it's an nickname given by his peers because of how harmless he is. I choose Flamengo because that's the name of Vasco's rival football team here in Brazil, so i thought that was the perfect name :)
Cat Machete was slightly inspired by the Oriental Shorthair cat because of their long noses and thin head shape.
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Cat Vasco was inspired by the Scottish Fold cat, because FLOPPY EARS. I gave Flamengo longer ears and orange fur to make him more like his look-alike.
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The last doodle is a reference to this ask (https://canisalbus.tumblr.com/post/728923918314946560/me-i-am-machete-ear-fan-number-1-those-ears) and contains the tumblr ask stand-in dog, whose cat version was inspired by the American Curl cat! They have round ears that are slightly floppy outwards.
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Final notes: I know cardinal clothes don't come in vibrant blue, but i was ADAMANT on switching Machete's and Vasco's clothing color patterns. I would draw the rest of Butter Knife's and Flamengo's clothes, but i suck at designing cool outfits.
Speaking of outfits, for Machete's iconic void outfit, i figured it would be fun to make it more baggy for Butter Knife, in contrast to Machete's, that looks very tight-fitted. I think it's cute, it kinda looks like a sweater. Also i can't imagine a Machete doppelganger without high heels boots, so those HAD to stay.
Oh, and just to be clear, i'm not like, claiming ownership of these guys or anything. I just thought it would be a fun exercise. Hope you like them!! I love your art and your characters.
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#imagine if Vaschete but CATS and REVERSED -> Butter knife ;_; and Flamengo <3#this ask is from last year and I'm sorry I've allowed it sit in my inbox for so long ´m`#but I've been thinking about it intermittedly#the context was that someone said that somewhere out there existed my mortal enemy (felis atra = black/dark cat)#and they had frenzied cat ocs instead of melancholic dogs#first of all they both look so darling I'm getting radiation poisoning just from looking at them aaaaaa#and the fact you put so much thought and effort into this concept is making me go absolutely rabid#extremely strange seeing Machete with big pupils and Vasco with tiny pinpoints#Butter knife purring like a fluffy jackhammer is instant serotonin I love him#and yes if you turned Machete to a cat he'd probably be something resembling an oriental shorthair#especially one of those really exaggerated ones with giant bat ears and roman nose#and I keep visualizing Vasco as a scottish fold as well but it's kind of giving me sad bad feels personally#I can't look past their painful and debilitating health issues#the same mutation that causes the floppy ears also destroys the cartilage in their joints#it's such a shame because they're a terribly cute and charming breed#and in this case they really do have those similar rounded friendly shapes that Vasco does#if I ever draw them as cats myself I'll probably have to think of some other breed for him even though it would be such a perfect fit#also I think it's funny how you can swap everything else but Machete's heels have to stay :'> don't separate the crinkle and his boots#thank you so much! this was such a cool ask to receive I love how you designed their cat forms#gift art#dingergum#Machete#Vasco#own characters#Vaschete scenarios
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foldingfittedsheets · 2 months ago
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Blessings on my house. I saw people today and sold an older butch a bed.
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