#absolutely no worries friend

[antioceas]

He could tell she was lying. Luna couldn't place her finger exactly on what it was, but something in the line around the eyes. In the way he pursed his lips... Danny stepped back though and all of that weight in the air gradually lifted from Luna's shoulders. Breathing became just a smidge easier on the lungs.

This man has no qualms about killing. Be careful, don't overstep, follow every rule.

Luna was... surprised to find that he would simply allow her to be alone for the night- oh, at least it seemed that way. Wasn't he worried she would run away? Yes, Mister Danny had promised books and he wasn't quite as scary as Luna imagined- which was already saying a lot - but did that mean Luna would sit quietly on the couch, turning a blind eye to any horrors unfolding?

" The-there's a cat? " All of the thoughts of escape, all of sneaking out when he went to sleep, momentarily vanished. In their place, were imaginations after imaginations of imaginations of Luna petting a cat. This was only made better by the hope that it might, on the distance chance, be a black cat.

" Would... I be allowed to pet the kitty? If it lets me... can I pet it? " Luna tried her hardest to keep the excitement clear from her voice. Luna had learned at the cruel hands of her father and brother that you often needed to hide what made you happiest. Still, it was hard to disguise the eager vibrations to her tone.

'What a fucking lie,' he mused, his piercing gaze locked onto the child before him. A consummate liar himself, he possessed an uncanny ability to detect the deceit that dripped from her words. Surely, she was weaving a web of lies as he had done countless times to ensure his own survival. It was pointless to probe her motivations; such things were her affair, after all.Yet, he felt a pang of discomfort at the prospect of seeing his own reflection in this girl. Her demeanor unearthed specters of the past he longed to keep buried, yet her very presence seemed to resurrect them with an unforgiving intensity.

'Whatever, not my problem' he thought resignedly, retreating a step to afford her some space.The pressing question lingered: would she attempt an escape under the cover of night? He had grown accustomed to the absence of sleep—not from necessity, but from the sheer oddity of trying to mimic a mundane routine after so much time had passed.

'Guess it's another allnighter again', he grimaced, observing her with a watchful eye. There were times in his living days when he had forsworn sleep entirely, driven by the demands of work or darker pursuits.

"Well, behave until tomorrow morning then," he stated matter-of-factly, turning his back. "Don't close that window there," he gestured to the one beneath the well-worn couch. "The next door neighbors cat often likes to come in here."

Though he bore no ill will towards the creature, its inexplicable habit of entering perplexed him to no end.

[hailsatanacab]

A Persuasive Argument - dpxdc

"Great!" Danny says, clapping his hands together to get everyone's attention. The dinner table falls silent as everyone looks towards him. It's a full house today and, honestly, Danny's a little nervous. "I'm sure you're all wondering why I gathered you here today."

"It's dinnertime. In our house." Duke mutters, while doing a very bad job of concealing his yawn. He holds his fork poised over the braised beef, but, just like everyone else, still looks towards Danny before tucking in. It's intriguing enough to wait.

"Yeah, no one misses Alfie's dinner." Dick says, with a brilliant smile that Danny can't help but return.

"Precisely! What better time to talk to you all than when you're all actually here!"

"Wait, I thought you came round to work on our English essays?" Tim asks, blinking owlishly.

"I'm afraid I've lured you here under false pretences, Tim."

"This is where I live."

"I would still really appreciate help on that essay though, I mean, what the hell is Hamlet even about? I just don't get that old time-y language, like 'Hark! A ghost hath killed me!' - absolute rubbish, what does that even mean?"

"The ghost never kills anyone in Hamlet, he's there to tell Hamlet that he was murdered. Have you actually read it?"

"No, but it sounds like you have. Tim, I want this guy to help me with my essay instead. I know for a fact that you haven't read Hamlet, either."

"So? We don't need Jason, I've read the Sparknotes."

"Hi Jason, I'm Danny, pleasure to meet you, summarise Hamlet in three sentences or less."

"Am I auditioning to help you write your essays? I can't believe you’ve gone through your whole school life without reading it, it’s good!"

"Hamlet, along with a number of other classics, was banned in our house because it portrayed ghosts as intelligent and sympathetic beings rather than evil, animalistic beasts. I didn’t even get to see The Muppet's Christmas Carol until last year with Tim! It was surprisingly good, and I hate Christmas because everyone always argued and it sucked. But we're getting off topic. I—"

"No, no, please go back to that, because what the fu—"

"Boys, please." Bruce interrupts, looking to the world as if he wants to hang his head in his hands. "Danny, you were about to say something?"

"Oh, yeah, Mr. Wayne! Thanks!"

"Please, call me Bruce."

"Well, that very succinctly brings me to my point, because I'd actually really like to call you dad."

Nobody says a word. Nobody even blinks, all as shocked as the other, watching open-mouthed as Danny pulls his laptop out from beside his chair. Bruce can definitely feel a headache coming on.

"Before you say anything, I've prepared a 69 slide PowerPoint presentation on why you, Bruce Wayne, should adopt me, Danny Last-Name-Pending. Please save your questions, comments, and verdict until the end, thank you."

[doux-amer]

[seance]

THE MUSKETEERS 10TH ANNIVERSARY REWATCH / fave episodes [5/?] ↳ SEASON 2, EPISODE 5 / the return

[buildoblivion]

every day alice dyer acquires more final girl energy

[therantingsage]

Ok so the body sharing part of this Too Close AU is like. Integral. So I did some more amateur sprite edits. In-universe they probably don't look any different aside from how each of them emote but it's fun to see what more explicit variation would look like.

Isa's is my favorite of the batch. Bonnie's is the one I'm least confident about.

I imagine though that Bonnie is the one who's the least hesitant about asking to have control of the body. For multiple reasons but mainly because Siffrin is strong and they like how it feels to be powerful.

Meanwhile all the adults are like "oooohhhhh Siffrin this sucks I don't wanna make this worse for you" so most of them don't really ask.

After a certain point though Sif gets progressively more and more tired and freely offers the others the wheel. Just to have a break. You wish for rest etc.

[gideonisms]

tbh as soon as I got a job that paid me enough to live and wasn't dependent on getting people to like me or listen to me most of my brain problems just went away. I spent all that time trying to convince myself they wouldn't and I should try to get them fixed regardless but then I just. Immediately became functional upon receiving a consistent schedule, boring autism tasks, and Some Money

[zuzu-romeave]

i will support sklonda gukgak until the very end honestly. she just wants whats best for her son, man!!! the bad kids are his first friends ever! it makes sense that sklonda would be worried about riz not knowing when or how to say ‘no’ to them. riz has been called names all his life, of course sklonda would be upset that his friends call him ‘the ball’ especially when it started as a demeaning name given by the school bully. sure riz insists that it’s said with love, and we know thats true, but i dont blame her for being worried that riz is just not understanding that he’s being teased again. she just loves her son so much, she wants him to have friends that respect him, she wants him to take care of himself or at least let others take care of him, she wants to see him rest and be carefree!!

[shakingparadigm]

my ALNST oc/sona, solei!! they know both too much and too little at the same time.

is your senior year at highschool getting too boring? fear not! a game of whodunnit is now underway!

ok but seriously, they were really fun to make! my idea for them is pretty unpolished (fuck it we ball) but hey we're all here for fun so what's the harm in it

[tennessoui]

The ship takes off and Anakin and Quinlan sit there very politely and as soon as it clears Coruscant they try to kill each other

lmao they’re like two scrappy kids who are taken to the principal’s office because they got into a fight and then the moment you close the door and leave them alone they’re fighting again just as viciously as before.

[thedreadvampy]

sometimes I forget that my experience has been. um. not 'your experiences are not universal' vibes but more like 'your experiences are EXTREMELY atypical'

[crazylittlejester]

IMPORTANT QUESTION /hj:

Who do the modern boys main in Mario cart and smash

I may have an idea for a drawing/small comic but I must know

idk if you meant just the dumbass trio in the apartment or everyone who comes over and games, so here’s just everyone alskdkdk:

For mario kart Warriors is Rosalina, Twi is Toad, and on the very very rare occasion Sky plays he’ll pick Mario. Legend is Waluigi and Wild is Peach when those two come over, Wind will also play with them and he’ll take Toad from Twilight. Hyrule likes watching more than playing, and Four will talk with Sky when the whole group of them are over

Sky can’t play smash (he can really only handle like one round of mario kart with no items going very slow on tracks that arent super visually complex) but Warriors is Peach, sometimes Kirby, and Twilight picks Sonic. When the others come over, Wild is Pikachu, Legend is Yoshi, and Wind would absolutely pick the wii fit trainer. Hyrule is Fox but he’s not the best at smash bless his heart and usually loses, and Four again doesn’t play because he and Sky will either be actively cooking something or talking about a book they both read

and then Time (assuming he is also there) pretends hes never played a video game in his life and Warriors will give him the controller as a joke and then Time will absolutely destroy everyone else in whatever it was they were doing, give the controller back, and walk away

ALSO I AM VERY EXCITED TO SEE THE IDEA IF YOU MAYHAPS FEEL LIKE SHARING 👁️👁️

[moeblob]

Look, I just think it's VERY funny and on brand that I thought of an entire premise of colorful characters for half the cast and immediately drew the only one void of color.

[crimeronan]

PSA: actually, Don't try not to cough when you have a cough. lest you end up puking and pissing yourself behind the wheel of a car in heavy downtown portland traffic.

[somegrumpynerd]

Poor angsty lil oreo 😟 maybe he could need a reboop of his installment... or preferably a nice comforting hug from New Rat friend?? UwU seriously, would be sooo cute omg! 2 cuties hugging it out is just soo awww~ pls?? ✨🥺🙏

- 🍓

Well, the rat is me (hello!), so I guess I could give Cross a hug if he needs!

But he should be warned, I am a bear hugger >:3c

And while I'm here hugging skeletons, if I could be serious for just a second (because any longer and I'll die of sillyness deficiency)

This is the anniversary of a really sad day for me, and if I hadn't had undertale to be obsessed with and distract myself I can't imagine how much worse it would have been. So I just wanted to say thank you for letting me jump into the fandom and make stuff and have fun, it really means a lot <3

[isa-ah]

met a really cool queer stranger today that i thought was just so fucking neat i wanted to talk but if we were playing tennis they were, with the most gentle and earnest voice ive ever heard, shoving the tennis racket down my throat. every compliment or joke i made was turned away but in the sweetest way possible that made me sound like an absolute asshole lunatic. it was so scary.