#absolutely life-altering

[nighttimenothings]

there are very few people for whom i would kneel for. and for you, i would. i would kneel. reverent. your name on my lips like some kind of salvation. how ever so sweet you are, my love my love my love. all bright eyes, soft curves and shy smile.

would you lie back for me, eager and wanting for me to take care of you? would you be good for me?

how shall we begin, my dearest love? shall i inch closer, hands skimming your thighs? my shoulders keep your legs spread; this is as much for you as it is for me. i'll give you everything you want so long as you let me take my time with you.

would that be amenable? could i kiss you here? what about here? i'll leave a trail of kisses up your thigh, slow and anticipatory, so as to rile you up. i've got to make sure you're ready for me, hm? all the while, my hands will make a home of your hips, my thumbs rubbing slow circles.

oh, my love. look at you. you're beautiful. the way you rock your hips desperately, the way your hand reaches for mine, the way your skin begins to dampen. but how would you sound? how every so pretty will you sound when i put my mouth on you?

easy, now. i always take such good care of you, don't i? when i finally lean in, i can already smell you, how ready you are for me. gorgeous. so puffy and wet—for me. how is it that i, of all people, am allowed?

you spoil me, my darling. and so, when i lean in, tongue easily tracing around your entrance, collecting, exploring, i can't help but sigh. it's messy and carnal and human. there's nothing more transcendent. slick stains my chin, your inner thighs, and it's perfect. you are perfect.

my girl. my girl. my girl. look how well you take me. so incredibly good for me. your moans and whines—music. sweat-sticky and flushed, you're a vision. a goddess, and i've found myself at your alter. you slide a hand into my hair, pulling me closer. anything for you. i press closer, tongue sliding deeper, nose nudge-nudging at your clit.

the world narrows, your thighs tremble and i hold your hips still. easy, easy, easy. there now, it's okay. let go. i'll be there when you fall. go on, pretty girl. it's okay. i've got you.

[a-scary-lack-of-common-sense]

Does anyone remember that ONE Captain Underpants book where George and Harold messed with fucking time travel and met their future selves who were married with kids and had successful careers as comic book creators or was that a fever dream?

I like to imagine that in the canon universe the new Dog Man movie was initially drafted and submitted by George and Harold as a concept, thinking it wouldn’t be accepted but wanting to give it a shot anyways.

⬇️ This was the wildest thing ever to my 11 year old brain btw. So wild that I didn’t even register that Harold is canonically gay.

[benevolenterrancy]

("Always. Continuously. With increasing apprehension, and decreasing hope. I will love you if I never see you again, and I will love you if I see you every Tuesday. I will love you as a corpse loves the beak of the vulture. I will love you no matter what happens to you, and no matter how I discover what happens to you, and no matter what happens to me as I discover this." -- paraphrased from The Beatrice Letters, Lemony Snicket)

[hughmanbean]

Crimes Against Existence

The High Queen Phantom has expressed concerns about the state of law within the Mortal Realms.

Walker, sensing a chance to redeem himself in her eyes, volunteers to go out and report the state of the lands to the Queen. She seems pensive, but agrees. Under strict conditions that Walker must NOT detain nor arrest any mortals that would not have been taken into custody or otherwise punished by mortal authorities in the same situation.

She hands him an addendum to his book the Duke has written up for him to use as reference while he operates in the Mortal Realms.

He reluctantly agrees and makes his way to a mortal settlement with that he can sense has strong criminal influence.

He follows the trail to one of most crime-infested cities on Earth: Gotham. His guards clean out an old office, and he sits himself down into a desk.

He turns on the TV and tunes into a random channel. A man who seems like he'd fit with the Far Frozen is locked in combat with a skilled mortal in some sort of outfit. After a bit of research, Walker learns these are the rogues and vigilantes.

Well, this explained quite a few of the High Queen's problems. Though she doesn't know of them just yet.

Now, how do we rectify that?

[doomdoomofdoom]

tja.

[backpackingspace]

Wait going off the idea that Athena keeps things from her favorite people:

What does diomedes give her?

[unganseylike]

i know nothing about daredevil other than the netflix version i watched at some point but i just saw a gifset of charlie cox covered in blood and it made me wonder if anyone has considered the potential applications for declan, because daredevil is a catholic vigilante with a respectable suit-wearing day job that knows how to beat the shit out of people (partially due to his dead boxer father) and is kinda slutty

[whatarewedoingdude]

[alackofghosts]

nothing makes me feel quite as much like a parody of myself as admitting that sleeping with ghosts by placebo is one of my favourite albums of all time

[androgynouspenguinexpert]

bout time i posted the og bc in the immortal words of yahtzee croshaw shit's about to get FUCKY!

also i like him :)

[hawthornewhisperer]

surprise self-rec time! pick 3 of your favorite things you’ve written and share them here, then put this in the inbox (anonymously or not) of your fellow writers to spread the positivity and help celebrate already written fics ❤️❤️

JENN MY LOVE thank you. I'm going to pick one fic from each of my major fandoms, since they each have different things I love about them.

Nebraska: Gale is a farmer on the Nebraskan prairie and Madge is a school teacher he’s sure won’t last the winter. Rated T.

I picked this one because it's my first EVER fic. I had literally never written anything before this one, but in the midst of a cross country drive (through Nebraska, of course) I was suddenly hit with a burst of inspiration. It's not my most technically proficient work, but it has a very special place in my heart for being the "started from the bottom and now we're here" fic.

afraid to call this place our own: Single mom!Clarke and Teacher!Bellamy, with the usual angsty shenanigans. Rated E.

This is easily my biggest bellarke fic, and if it's the one fic people remember me for, I am very happy with that. It's angsty and it's hot, and that says bellarke to me.

call it what you want: Hermione wants sex lessons, so she asks her coworker-slash-friend Draco for help. Except he's in love with her and has been for awhile. Rated M.

This fic was SO FUN to write, because a very specific weakness of mine is that space between where enemies become lovers, when they've become an excellent team but still bicker incessantly. This is the fic that I most want to turn into an original work, but it's so deeply embedded in magic that I don't think it's possible.

[final-boy-todd-simmons]

Been seeing a lot of debate on Tik Tok about these two interacting so I’m curious to see what other people think lol

[sunb0ts]

genuinely won't forget the group of drunk guys that drove by our house all huddled in the bed of a pickup truck this summer going "(frantically) dude oh my god is that him?? DUDE OH MY GOD I THINK THAT'S HIM IS THAT HIM" in reference to the crudely drawn sharpie Klavier Gavin balloon my best friend (standing in our driveway) was holding, and upon said friend holding it up started cheering wildly like they'd watched someone get raptured

[ronsenburg]

I know I wrote a 30k fanfic about how loving someone means sometimes you have to be willing to put in the work, but sometimes the work is so haaaaaaaaard 😭

[whiskeyswhiskey]

NO DUDE OH MY GODDDDDD BRO WHATTTTTTT, ONE OF MY FAVS ON AO3 IS GONE I CANT BELIEVE THIS. THEY WERE COOKING SO FUCKIN GOOD AND A TRILOGY OF ABSOLUTE GOD FUCKING WRITING COMPLETED WITH 30+ CHAPTERS AND THOUSANDS OF WORDS AND THEYRE GONE

THEYRE GONE AND I MISS THEM SO MUCH WHERE DID YOU GOOOOOOOOOOOO

[expired-lemonade]

YOU LIKE. THE GARDEN???

Yesssss!!!!! omg all their side projects too 🫶🫶