The USS Gadge and Bellarke: Nice blonde girls getting the D.
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#âchristmas is a part time job you have from mid november to the end of decemberâ straight up changed my life#I think about it every day during the christmas season#and remind myself that the REASON I am so STRESSED#is that I have a new part time job#and honestly it helps#I would totally slack off on a part time seasonal job so I can slack off at christmas#thank you muhammad hussain#I hope you still love your everything bagel ornament#it's perfect
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someone in my office put up the worst Christmas decoration I have ever seen
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picture of a cute innocent baby animal "um this is who youre being mean to btw" thats not even true man youre a straight up vampire and you destroyed my village with your dark powers
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My dream for the election is that itâs definitive. I want a 2012-style Election Day where everyone built it up beforehand to possibly be close but then the results start rolling in and it was like âOh, nevermind. Itâs obviously Obama. Everyone go to bed.â
I just want voters to put a stake right through the heart of Trumpism so that it crumbles to ash before our eyes. Thatâs the dream.
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MEAN GIRLSâ¨2004 | dir. Mark Waters
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âYou never pretended to be a bride when you were a little girl?â No???? Like literally never?
#I've always been a history girlie so definitely archeologist#although one time it was Museum Curator#our neighbor had a bunch of old junk he wanted to get rid of including photos#they were of people he didn't know#he showed them to me because he knew I liked Old Shit#I asked if I could have them#He was like uh yeah I guess?#So I set up a museum in my basement with his Artifacts#and then charged him 10 cents to come visit it#I made that man pay to look at his garbage#he was such a good dude that he did so enthusiastically#anyway loved that man and love history the end
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old habits die screaming
Gale/Madge, rated M. Chapter 3 (of 4)
Things stayed casual after that. Gale wasnât looking for anything serious, he said, and Madge had never done the casual thing before and felt like it was worth a shot. Sometimes Gale would text, sometimes she would. She liked spending time with him, but in their conversations she found out just enough about his past with Katnissâmessy, long, and maybe not-quite-overâfor her to know that anything more serious would just end up breaking her heart. Or at least, that was what she told herself. The truth was, every hour she spent with him was a little more dangerous. Gale fascinated her, and the his touch left her trembling. But worse than that, she liked talking to him. He could be funny in a sharp, dry sort of way, and his intelligence bled through in everything he said. Madge had to keep it casual, because otherwise, sheâd fall for him. And she nearly pulled it off.
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hey just a quick head's up that this isn't abandoned, life just got really really busy for me this summer and I hope to have it finished and posted in the next few weeks!
old habits die screaming
Gale/Madge, rated M. Chapter One.
âMa, where are the keys?â a deep voice called, and Madge was standing up and turning, her heart in her stomach, before she even fully placed it. She hadnât seen him in yearsâtwo years, six months, to be exactâand sheâd finally gotten used to that. So for him to show up hereâno. It couldnât be. But then her blue eyes found his grey ones and her stomach finished its plummet. He froze too, utterly motionless while two slightly younger versions of himâand a teenage girl who could only be his sisterâswirled around him. He must have just come from work, since his dark slacks and white button down were hardly moving clothes, but heâd taken off the tie she knew he must have worn, and his shirt was rolled up to his elbows. God, she hated him. And she wanted him. Maybe as much as she hated him.
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#this is so not like me I am mortified#I always write the whole thing before I post#and this time it was like 90% done and I got cocky#anyway the guilt is killing me#will finish soon
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#Dominica!#I have a lot of affection for this country#back in my freshman year of high school we were all assigned a country to study for the whole year#they gave me Dominica#however back in the pre-super-useful internet days of 1999 finding information about it was nearly impossible#I had like two pages in an encyclopedia to work from#for the whole year#meanwhile my classmates had countries like China and France#anyway like I said I have a lot of affection for Dominica#and also I bet studying that country would be a LOT easier now
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â MANNY JACINTO as QIMIR in The Acolyte, 1x06, "Teach / Corrupt" (2024)
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Manny Jacinto as Qimir in The Acolyte 1x05 Night
#the acolyte#the acolyte spoilers#DON'T LOOK AT ME#I AM HAVING A CRISIS#I support qimir's rights AND wrongs
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old habits die screaming
Gale/Madge, rated M. Chapter One.
âMa, where are the keys?â a deep voice called, and Madge was standing up and turning, her heart in her stomach, before she even fully placed it. She hadnât seen him in yearsâtwo years, six months, to be exactâand sheâd finally gotten used to that. So for him to show up hereâno. It couldnât be. But then her blue eyes found his grey ones and her stomach finished its plummet. He froze too, utterly motionless while two slightly younger versions of himâand a teenage girl who could only be his sisterâswirled around him. He must have just come from work, since his dark slacks and white button down were hardly moving clothes, but heâd taken off the tie she knew he must have worn, and his shirt was rolled up to his elbows. God, she hated him. And she wanted him. Maybe as much as she hated him.
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old habits die screaming (chapter two)
Gale/Madge, rated M.
Three Years Ago Madge had on her best Please Hit On Me outfitâtight black dress, sky high heels, bright red lipstickâbut so far, she was striking out. She was starting to think maybe Marvel had been right, maybe she was a frigid bitch, maybe there was something broken in her. And then she caught his eye. He was with several people who looked vaguely familiar, but she couldnât quite place them. It wasnât until two months later that she managed to piece it togetherâheâd gone to high school in her town, but on the wrong side of the tracks. Madge had gone to the fancy private school on the rich end of town, and it wasnât like they had much to do with the Seam kids, but she had probably seen them around town. Across the bar, he grinned. Or maybe it was just in her recollection that he grinned; he wasnât much for smiles. But heâd looked at her in a way that felt like a smile, and she told Delly she was going to go see if she couldnât reel him in. âYou look like youâre out for revenge," he said.
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