hawthornewhisperer
hawthornewhisperer
The Hawthorne Whisperer
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The USS Gadge and Bellarke: Nice blonde girls getting the D.
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hawthornewhisperer · 13 days ago
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Andrew Garfield talks to Elmo about grief and the passing of his mother
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hawthornewhisperer · 15 days ago
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Topan Sapta
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hawthornewhisperer · 16 days ago
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Ok, this house is weird. Firstly, I was wondering what was up w/the garage door.
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Turns out it's a mirror. Built in 1955 in Palm Springs, CA, it's been remodeled and you must see the choices. 3bds, 3ba, 2,319 sq ft, $1,499,999.
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Check out the floor, like a mass murder scene.
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Conversation pit decorated with a sofa and tables. Was this once a hot tub?
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The stains continue throughout the kitchen.
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Two lone side chairs in a corner.
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Gray cement walls in the kitchen.
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Snacks for the buyers?
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Looking out toward the pool from the pit.
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Cement dining table. I think it's built-in. It also appears to have a convenient electrical outlet.
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It's such a huge space to fill. The sun is casting shadows, but it looks like there are steps here.
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The glass wall opens to the pool.
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There's a shower room here, but it's open. At least the shower & toilet are behind a wall.
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The bedrooms and baths have floors that look watercolor stained. Interesting how they put the bed partly under the arch.
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The bed from behind. Is that a fridge?
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The ensuite is big, but so sparse and spread out. I would've expected a sink under the neon mirror. This is so ugly.
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The secondary bedroom is plain and has floating nightstands installed.
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The primary bedroom has folding doors to the patio.
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Out by the pool, it looks like they repainted the statues pink and black, themselves. The lamp is broken.
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Matching statues.
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Nice fruit tree.
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Fancy ceiling lights in the garage.
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.28 acre lot.
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/2275-E-Belding-Dr-Palm-Springs-CA-92262/18019319_zpid/
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hawthornewhisperer · 20 days ago
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As I deal with Personal Shit, I am finding that writing/fic is a good outlet so I hope y'all are reading for Fics No One Asked For, like one about the pairing from cinematic masterpiece Twisters
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hawthornewhisperer · 20 days ago
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inshallah they bite each other's dicks off
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hawthornewhisperer · 23 days ago
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That's probably Spycraft 101, isn't it?
Black Doves 1.02 "A Little Black Dove"
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hawthornewhisperer · 23 days ago
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surprise self-rec time! pick 3 of your favorite things you’ve written and share them here, then put this in the inbox (anonymously or not) of your fellow writers to spread the positivity and help celebrate already written fics ❤️❤️
JENN MY LOVE thank you. I'm going to pick one fic from each of my major fandoms, since they each have different things I love about them.
Nebraska: Gale is a farmer on the Nebraskan prairie and Madge is a school teacher he’s sure won’t last the winter. Rated T.
I picked this one because it's my first EVER fic. I had literally never written anything before this one, but in the midst of a cross country drive (through Nebraska, of course) I was suddenly hit with a burst of inspiration. It's not my most technically proficient work, but it has a very special place in my heart for being the "started from the bottom and now we're here" fic.
afraid to call this place our own: Single mom!Clarke and Teacher!Bellamy, with the usual angsty shenanigans. Rated E.
This is easily my biggest bellarke fic, and if it's the one fic people remember me for, I am very happy with that. It's angsty and it's hot, and that says bellarke to me.
call it what you want: Hermione wants sex lessons, so she asks her coworker-slash-friend Draco for help. Except he's in love with her and has been for awhile. Rated M.
This fic was SO FUN to write, because a very specific weakness of mine is that space between where enemies become lovers, when they've become an excellent team but still bicker incessantly. This is the fic that I most want to turn into an original work, but it's so deeply embedded in magic that I don't think it's possible.
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hawthornewhisperer · 28 days ago
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Pacific Rim (2013) dir. Guillermo Del Toro
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hawthornewhisperer · 28 days ago
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happy pacific rim breach closing day everyone
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hawthornewhisperer · 1 month ago
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Walnut shells cut in half.
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hawthornewhisperer · 2 months ago
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https://twitter.com/mohammadhussain/status/1340439172687998981?s=21
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hawthornewhisperer · 2 months ago
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someone in my office put up the worst Christmas decoration I have ever seen
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hawthornewhisperer · 2 months ago
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picture of a cute innocent baby animal "um this is who youre being mean to btw" thats not even true man youre a straight up vampire and you destroyed my village with your dark powers
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hawthornewhisperer · 2 months ago
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hawthornewhisperer · 4 months ago
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My dream for the election is that it’s definitive. I want a 2012-style Election Day where everyone built it up beforehand to possibly be close but then the results start rolling in and it was like “Oh, nevermind. It’s obviously Obama. Everyone go to bed.”
I just want voters to put a stake right through the heart of Trumpism so that it crumbles to ash before our eyes. That’s the dream.
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hawthornewhisperer · 4 months ago
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MEAN GIRLS
2004 | dir. Mark Waters
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hawthornewhisperer · 5 months ago
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“You never pretended to be a bride when you were a little girl?” No???? Like literally never?
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