#absolutely grossed tf out by this ask.

[hotpinkboots]

How would the scp crew react to their lover being flirted with by a co-worker? Specifically one who’s getting a little too handsy and won’t leave them alone -💗

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~𝕾𝕮𝕻's Reacting To Their Darling Being Hit On~

HI DARLING :D I decided to do 049, 035, and 079 because Mr. Computery Guy doesn't get enough love in this fandom!

~Enjoy~

★★★★

𝕾𝕮𝕻 049

★★★★

~049 is very observant, so he will notice almost immediately.

~He won't really be jealous of the situation you're in, because he knows you're loyal to him.

~...Loyal to him. Something that's...classified as a dangerous monster. Kept in a facility. Who just sits there and researches things all day. Who cannot take you on dates. Who cannot buy you anything nice.

~...Yeah he's more insecure than he thought. But he won't admit that, or show it, of course, because he likes to keep himself and everything he does and thinks professional.

~Won't let his emotions get in the way. He looks at things how they are, not how they seem- so when he spots the grossed out or uncomfortable expression on your face while another Doctor is practically on you, and sees you trying to make an excuse to leave the room, he's relieved that you don't like the attention, and is disgusted with this man.

~Now that he knows you aren't into that and that you still love him, he isn't insecure anymore, and will stand up for you, instead.

~Next time they've decided to interview or test on him, 049 will slowly turn his head to look at the perverted person who had been touching you and flirting with you for a long time.

~"Your actions towards your fellow colleagues are unprofessional."

~"Fellow colleagues" meaning you, without directly mentioning you.

~So basically he just calls him out LOL. 049 won't be able to stop the situation all together, so he's trying to set it up for you to stand up for yourself so this doesn't happen anymore.

~"Do not touch what belongs to me."

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★★★★

𝕾𝕮𝕻 035

★★★★

~IS NOT HAVING IT

~IS ABSOLUTELY NOT HAVING IT

~This man will start crying so dramatically to get everyone's attention and when he has it he'll warn whoever tf is touching you to knock it off

~If that dude doesn't stop he's gonna end up dead

~Like. 035 is wondering how on Earth such a fool got the job to work here. He shouldn't even have to worry about this, because this pervert should just be automatically fired when spotted trying to flirt and get handsy.

~But now he's gonna have to do the job instead and get rid of him because he's being unprofessional and touching his beloved.

~Will end up messing with the doctor physiologically to probably get him to commit suicide or to simply just scare the crap out of him.

~And he's so proud of himself thinking he saved the day 🤡

~Then 035 asks when the paycheck comes in for doing his job

~Yeah he's got it covered dw.

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★★★★

𝕾𝕮𝕻 079

★★★★

~He is so salty. Like wow he's a total ass.

~When he first is able to spot the situation and he hears the person being gross with you,

~079 straight up just said "Shut up."

~Can't do much other than roast the person and be really rude and salty with him.

~Asks you why you haven't stood up for yourself yet. And if you have done it already you clearly didn't get the point across because it's still happening.

~Is just as annoyed at you as he is with the pervert for letting this go on. Like do something about it what are you doing don't let him get away with that.

~Has tried hacking into the system to cause a breach so hopefully someone kills him.

~But then realized that would effect you, too.

~So he's out of ideas.

~But he's never out of insults and rude words.

~So 079 can keep making offensive comments. If he can't do anything to stop it, he can at least be a jerk to the guy.

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[dukeofdelirium]

Screw these guys, man. I wish could enjoy Zutara, I really do, but these guys guy ruin the ship for me. There is no way you can be a fan of this show and come up with such a gross objectively wrong take. They straight up said all the bad stuff Zuko did was irrelevant because he was fighting on the opposite team. People say stuff like this and then they ask why people don’t like them. Delusional idiocy at its finest.

It’s irrelevant that Zuko did bad shit? Tf? He was actively playing a role in the war, he was not a bystander. He and his family and his people benefited from the genocide of the other nations, and Zuko himself helped invade both the SWT and NWT! He also helped bring down Ba Sing Se which resulted in the colonization of the rest of the earth kingdom. That is not irrelevant stuff. Yeah, he switched sides at the end, and was trying to do better and fix the damage he caused, but it doesn’t erase what he did!

Also, in regards to Dan Schneider… wtf? I’ve read Jenette’s book. It’s good. She never mentions the writers of ATLA in it, obviously. Because what does ATLA have to do with any of this? Just because ATLA aired on Nickelodeon doesn’t mean the writing team or the creators ever abused anyone????? Throwing around allegations like this is simply vile! Calling the creators of ATLA child sexual abusers is FUCKED! These men have families and wives. Mike has 2 children!!! WHAT THE FUCK

Just because your ship didn’t happen and was never intended to be a thing, doesn’t make Mike and Bryan pedophiles who rape kids. What the actual fuck. There is nothing explicit or inappropriate for children in ATLA. Absolutely nothing. I have a HUGE problem with someone throwing out false allegations against someone just because they’re mad their ship didn’t become canon. This is in no way reasonable behavior. This is in no way EXCUSABLE behavior. Drop their username, let’s quit hiding who these people are because accusing someone of CSA is a very serious, life ruining allegation.

[whetstonefires]

After seeing your weatherbugapp reblog i installed duckduckgo and tried it.

I don't know much about technology tbh but i downloaded this app less than 30 mins ago and in that time google tried to track me 112 times?? And they tried to collect finger prints? And my first and last name? And my gender? And my country, state and city? My gps coordinates? My postal code? My network carrier? My fricking battery level for whatever reason? Can you please tell me if this is normal at all, because i'm freaking out right now. I just turned 18 and started using mobile banking and stuff and this shit scares me

Why tf does it need to know my screen density???my system volume????my charging status????? What tf are they cooking

Now it's at 476 tracking attempts bro???? barely 5 mins passed.....

I condensed your three asks into one for readability!

And yeah, I'm very far from an expert about any of this, but as far as I know that's just. Normal. That's the normal amount of spying they're doing on your phone. I assume the numbers we see are to some extent because having been foiled, a lot of these scripts try repeatedly, since I can't imagine what use thousands of trackers per phone would be even to the great aggregators.

Tracking the phone stuff like screen resolution and battery level is because (apart from that definitely not being considered remotely 'private' so it's Free Real Estate) in aggregate that data can be used to track what phone use patterns are like on a demographic scale and therefore. Where the smart money is.

Almost all of this is getting sold in bulk for ad targeting and market analysis. This does presumably make it very hard to notice when like. Actually important stuff is being spied on, which is why I feel better about Having Apps with the duckduckgo app blocker thing.

My bank's app reportedly sells data to a couple aggregators including Google. Not like, my banking info, but it's still so offensive on principle that I avoid using the app unless I have to, and force stop it afterward.

The patterns that show up on the weekly duckduckgo blocker report are interesting. Hoopla attempts about two orders of magnitude more tracking than Libby, which makes sense because they're a commercial streaming service libraries pay by the unit for access, while Libby is a content management software run by a corporation that values its certification as a 'B' company--that is, one invested in the public good that can be trusted. The cleanness of their brand is a great deal of its value, so they have to care about their image and be a little more scrupulous.

Which doesn't mean not being a little bit spyware, because everything is spyware now. Something else I've noticed is that in terms of free game apps, the polished professional stuff is now much more invasive than the random kinda janky thing someone just threw together.

Back in the day you tended to expect the opposite, because spyware was a marginal shifty profit-margin with too narrow a revenue stream to be worth more to an established brand than their reputation, but now that everyone does it there's not a lot of reputation cost and refraining would be sacrificing a potential revenue stream, which is Irresponsible Conduct for a corporation.

While meanwhile 'developing a free game app to put on the game store' is something a person can do for free with the hardware they already have for home use, as a hobby or practice or to put on their coding resume. So while such apps absolutely can be malicious and more dangerous when they are than The Big Brand, they can also be neutral in a way commercial stuff no longer is. Wild world.

But yeah for the most part as far as I can make out, these are just The Commercial Panopticon, operating as intended. It's gross but it probably doesn't indicate anything dangerous on an individual level.

[olivianyx]

WAKE UP CALL CUS Y'ALLS THICK ASS SKULLS NEED IT

⚠️ tough love rant, I prob won't be nice to y'all atp, swearing ⚠️

Y'all better stop asking others to manifest for you. Like wtf? You're the fucking creator. Tf are you asking to create it for the creator?? You're God. Just stop whining and complaining. Omfg just stop. Who said you can't manifest? Who said you can't have all the things you desire?? Nobody but you. Like aren't you stupid asshole just tired of that shitty life you're living?? How long are you gonna fucking live this life? It doesn't even benefit you, and you dumbass just keep complaining and thinking about the same old story again and again, and are repeating the same shit again in the 3d 🤦‍♀️ but still would go on complaining and complaining. Who's the ultimate power in here? YOU.

If you don't keep your thoughts in check and change your reality, who else will? You think a prince Charming or Flynn rider or Marilyn Monroe or mulan will walk into your life and change your entire destiny?? Gross. You're the one in charge and you should work on your mind set. You are the ultimate problem. And with this mindset you're never going anywhere but stay in the same loop until fAtE decides what's gonna happen to you. BULLSHIT. You only gotta work on your mindset alone. Like you don't have to climb the goddamn mount Everest or run 40 miles or do 1000 pushups a day to change yourself. Tf, you only just need to ignore unwanted thoughts and feed in thoughts which is favourable and live in the end, keep yourself fulfilled, that's it. No more bullshit.

Is it that hard?? Like just switching a thought with something favourable is hard? Bitch don't gimme that shit anymore. Trust yourself and move on. You are the only problem here. You don't focus on improving yourself and tell others to manifest or affirm for you. Like tf??? Why tf would you give free will to someone else that's not you? Why do you trust that person so much that you don't trust yourself? Nobody's gonna come with you till the end. Everybody and everything is a chapter and it'll keep moving forward, and you'll still be left behind still figuring out what went wrong.

STOP. JUST. STOP. STOP WITH THAT AND DECIDE THAT YOUR DESIRES ARE HERE AND EVERYTHING IS GOING ON IN YOUR FAVOUR.

Even if you're doing everything and nothing is working out, you haven't fulfilled yourself internally and just forcing the 3d to change. Wtf? You know the 3d obeys the 4d, then why are you inducing disgusting thoughts in the 4d and expect something like a miracle to happen in the 3d?? Make it make sense. You dumb dip shit, I'm gonna slap you in your dreams. I mean you're really dumb. Like just think whatever you want is already yours and it is. Cus the 3d should obey. Like whatever tf you want to happen is possible. Everything is possible. You ugly ass bitch just stop with that complaining and just go do whatever you want to change your thoughts.

Just fucking decide that whatever you want is already yours. It doesn't matter at all. The past doesn't matter at all. What you did 10 years ago doesn't matter. What you did 5 months ago doesn't matter. What you did 4 minutes ago doesn't matter. Only now exists. No past, no future. Just the present moment and that motherfucking concept called time doesn't fucking exist so stop stressing about that shit. Just decide. Bitch just decide that you just have what you want and the past doesn't matter. Just fucking be as if you already have it, don't stress about it. Suppose you have your phone with you, do you affirm for it everyday that it's yours? Or visualize? Hell no. Your phone is just yours. How do feel about it? Actually you'd feel nothing, you just KNOW it's yours. The same concept here you absolute idiot.

If you forgot to do sats, or you didn't affirm or if you wavered 3 minutes ago, or you had negative thoughts, like bitch those things don't matter as long as you come back to the track. It doesn't matter. Stop fucking stressing about methods or affirming. You already have it. Get that shit into your skull. I don't care what you do, I want y'all to start it today, start now. Just decide that's it. You're so dumb that you don't even make mental efforts that lead you to experiencing miracles dumbass. You're like really really dumb that I'm done. Like gimme a break.

JUST FUCKING DECIDE LIKE RN THAT YOU HAVE WHAT YOU WANT, AND WHATEVER YOU'RE STRESSING ABOUT DOESN'T MATTER.

YOU ALREADY HAVE YOUR DESIRES BITCH.

Like why would you assume that nothing is changing?? There's always movement and you dumbass don't notice it. Even if you see that there's no movement, that's because you idiot assumed there wasn't any. You gotta take matters in your own hand you dip shit. Don't fucking get triggered by the 3d cus it's just your older thoughts and nothing else. Your new thoughts that you focus on should also be reflected in the 3d like instantly. There's no time in between, like really fuck that shit. The minute you affirm, it's already manifested in the 4d bitch. You don't gotta stress at all you dumb ass. The 4d is the ultimate reality. You just gotta be fulfilled here. How? By LIVING AS IF YOU ALREADY HAVE IT OR LIVING IN THE END. The 3d will catch up as you remain fulfilled in the 4d, like almost instantly. Is this a harder concept to understand?? For example, you wear a green dress and look in the mirror, you see the reflection wearing green dress too. Cus it's a fucking mirror and it shows you what you wear. Suddenly you wanna wear a purple dress, and you change your dress and look in the mirror and the mirror shows you purple dress cus you're wearing it. THE SAME FUCKING CONCEPT HERE. THE GREEN DRESS IS THE 4D AND THE MIRROR IS THE 3D. YOU CHANGE THE 4D (DRESS) FIRST IN ORDER TO SEE DRESS YOU'RE WEARING IN THE MIRROR (3D). HOWEVER, YOU GOTTA CHANGE THE DRESS TO SEE THE CHANGE IN THE REFLECTION. What y'all do is, go fucking break or beg the mirror to show you that you're wearing a purple dress when infact you're still wearing the green one 🙄🤦‍♀️ and complain that it's not showing what you want. Like which planet are exactly from?? Like tf is wrong with your dumbass brain?? Make it make sense. Change the dress and go see the changed reflection of the dress.

Just fucking stop with that bullshit and go fucking have whatever you want. You're God. Like what validation do you fucking need?? You're the validation. Your validation is enough. If your desires don't manifest instantly or like in less than a day, then you aren't fulfilling yourself internally. You aren't fulfilled yet. Cus it's impossible for the delay. Time doesn't exist. There's no fucking delay. It should be instant. Like just fulfill yourself, do whatever you think works. Don't go so something someone posted on the internet and complain about not getting results dumbass. You already have it all. You're the main character, so stop behaving like a stray dog.

Peace out <3

[kymiya]

geordi n cutie (moreso geordi) cuddling headcanons

(because i'm sick of only having angst on my feed)

so lets start off with the basics

geordi is the BIGGEST cuddler like

ever

when hes next to cutie on the couch or the bed

IMMEDIATELY wrapped up beside them

and its the cutest thing on earth

like hes got blankets pulled up and asking cutie if they want snacks

do they need water

literally whatever

hes the whole package

he is going to make sure they are both comfortable when they cuddle

checking in w/ them constantly

making sure they’re not too hot or cold

giving them kisses

like

SO many kisses

forehead

the cheek

neck

anywhere he can reach he’ll kiss

UGHH hes so sweet i hate him/j

those weren’t really basic (they were) but anyway

was kinda arguing with myself bc i couldn’t really figure out if geordi would be a big spoon or little spoon

and honestly

he dgaf 💀

he couldn’t care less

literally as long as they are within close proximity

there won’t be a single complaint

if cutie wants to be big spoon: 🫶

if cutie wants to be little spoon: 🫶

he absolutely adores being wrapped up with them

especially in winter

AND ITS SNOWING??

holy shit he just blew up

like he just exploded

cutie being an empowered mf and being able to produce fire (and

whatever else)

their body can and will be used as a heater

all i can think about is them laying down on the couch

hot cocoa (or your preferred drink in the winter) on the coffee table,

still steaming

a heavy ass blanket on top of both of them

cutie laying on their back with their arms thrown around geordi’s neck, occasionally kissing the top of his head

or one hand in his hair (also big hc of mine: geordi has curly hair), playing with it and softly pulling out small knots

as geordi is literally in heaven with his personal oven, body on top of cutie’s with his arms circled around cutie’s back

his head on on their chest, listening to their heartbeat as they watch home alone for the 46th time

EWW theyre so gross i wanna eat them

moving on from that

i also feel like geordi is super playful

he bites

affectionately

he cannot contain his love

his absolute infatuation

to just bite them

AND ITS SO RANDOM

like its not like he’d be kissing cutie n then it would turn into bites

its just out of nowhere 😭

nd if cutie isn’t reading his mind

omg i forgot about cutie actually being able to read minds bye

ill get onto that later

BUT

when cutie isn’t in geordi’s mind

they literally jump

its not like he was trying to bite a chunk out of them

but still 💀

also if cutie decides to get up during any of their cuddling sessions

he will drag them back

he’ll have a war in his mind about being clingy or too much

but he’ll still drag them back

especially when they just got comfortable??

like where tf are u going?? 🤨

i love my silly little overthinker

OH

and back to when cutie’s in his mind

its mental warfare

specifically early into the relationship

imagine the first time they’re cuddling

jesus

he’s actually panicking so bad

like they barely get situated

and he’s just

“oh my god”

“oh my god” 

“what am i doing?”

“why am i doing?”

“where do i put my hands?”

“is this an awkward angle?”

“i can’t”

“why is this so difficult??”

“they’re so warm”

“and they smell good”

“ew now you sound like creep”

“but they’re my partner?”

“don’t care, still weird”

“i’ve done this before, why can’t i just”

“..just what?”

“just, i just want to just”

something like that

but his thoughts probably go silent when cutie cover both of them in a warm blanket n snuggle up close to him

his mind literally goes blank

hes so smitten its crazy

but later down the road he’s gotten more accustomed to cuddling and doesn’t question his life after a single hug

he gives cutie small praises in his mind

especially after they’ve had a long ass day at work

he’s willing to help them relax

drinks, something to eat, words of affirmation, kisses, massage, bath

anything for cutie to be at ease

all in all hes perfect and i want him

if somebody out there is exactly like geordi hmu 🤭

i think thats it, that was such a brain dump

i need myself a geordi within the next 2 minutes or else im gonna implode/srs

i have so much in my brain its insane

probably gonna post more since im on break 🤷🏾‍♀️

[saltyskeletonkidpasta]

I dont get why people like jack gibson. Not only do I think he's annoying and irrelevant I also think he so so gross and creepy and somehow the writers and fans love him?

I just cannot get over him implying he didn't need p*rn after maya made a comment about her and carina in the next room. Like hello these are supposed to be your friends have some respect it's not hard to not be creepy. And like dropping the pot of sp**m all over the carpet and he didnt even clean it him clean it up they made maya do it...absolutely revolting how the HELL is that supposed to be funny? If you found 5x16 funny please stay away from me I dont trust you. And to top it off another gross seed joke..which we already had like him giving them flowers would've been sweet but he immediately ruined it unnecessarily, and him making the entire thing abt himself like I dont wanna know what kind of porn he's into, I dont care abt what he wants/his involvement. I dont get how people think he is so kind and considerate like have you ever heard him talk? The locker room scene fe pissed me off so much like at what point was any of that to do with helping his friends out? It was all me me me..that was his whole motivation. He even went as far to call marina's potential kid a "little him" which after maya melted at the idea of a little CARINA that's like..devastating then was banging on about his "legacy" or whatever like mate this isnt abt you..even in 5x16 maya and carina having their discussion abt a pretty serious issue (being their trust) and jack just butts in like "uhhh well this isnt helping MY issue tho like seriously? Idk why the writers had to make Jack's bio family appear in that way like could they not do it ANY other way? And even if they really did have to do it that way there is no excuse for ALL of the focus to be in HIM and what HE wants and the disgusting dialogue used along with the annialation of carina's character. No one in there right mind would go for that and they even went as far to have carina freak out abt the idea of him NOT being involved right infront of maya aswell? That is so disrespectful to maya and to carina's character and to queer women in general. Carina had always been the smart independent mature one so fuck knows what the writers were thinking? And then it was all completely irrelevant anyway. They didnt even really delve into Jack's bio fam much and carina barely even cared he left.

Also he eats chicken in literally the grossest way I've ever seen then put the bone in the BEDROOM BIN like that is just gross who tf does that especially when it's not even your own house?

And he literally stood right outside marina's bedroom door while they were having sex and after his previous gross comment abt him being able to get off on that..that's disgusting🤢 I dont get what the writers were thinking like they do know who their audience is right? I dont get how they can read over anything in that storyline and think "oh yeah this is so good people will love this"💀 that's actually embarrassing for them but also they're disgusting for even trying it. Ngl I'm pretty sure queer women dont like being fetishised by straight men and like having sex in the same vicinity esp after comments like that..I mean he even asked maya if carina was like "good and ready" or something like bruh..you dont ask that!? I'm sorry but I dont care how awkward he is, I'm very awkward myself but I'm not creepy. It's just human decency to respect boundaries and not say things like that but jack had never respected boundaries throughout the entire show but this was the worst of what we saw of him but they didnt even have him leave afterwards😭 literally all they had to do was change Maya's line slightly like no dont go play music loudly get the fuck out!

That and exposing marinas private info to andy AND vic without permission..he had absolutely no right to tell them especially andy as it was really soon after and marina specifically said they wanted to wait and discuss things further before the next steps and he just blurted it out first chance he got.i really wish they'd let them have a go at him for that. Okay marina should've been much more clear and set proper boundaries beforehand and it would've been nice if paperwork was mentioned but still he is supposedly a "trustworthy guy" (despite him always being the least reliable and most likely to cause trouble on the team since day 1 but the writers were hell bent on giving him another redemption arc) and that is such a break of trust. Then with no consideration to the team or any of his friends just bails without a warning and left the station leaving andy at one of the most traumatic times of her life and left little pru after she lost her dad and lied to everyone yet was literally down the street for like 3 months...

He bailed on the clinic after like 2 sessions of it being open then ben and carina carried it to keep it going they could've very easily let it go under especially carina as she doenst even work at the station? Yet first thing he does when he sees it again is criticise..its not like they were scaring people off the clinic always looked super busy? He is just so ungrateful to what he has.

He made maya's injury all abt himself in 6x07 and how hard it would be for HIM to lose her and was confiding in he literal wife abt this then didnt even go and visit maya in hospital or find out if she was okay? And dont get me started on the whole pam thing in 6x09..listen I didnt like pam but you cant just go peeking in a private medical cubicle especially when you literally k ow there is a pregnant woman in there?!? And the absolute AUDACITY to accuse carina of cheating with his track record. So glad ben put him in his place especially when he implied he'd interfere if it was ben and bailey aswell like how fucking rude are you? but then it ended with him getting coddled again with him being sad boi :( and ben being like "dont worry you arent losing ur family" like this isnt abt you jack..also YOU are the one who bailed on the team and keeps disrupting its trust..? Thays just being a hypocrite like what abt you and andy, You and eva, you and maya, you and vic you and eva AGAIN? Like he was criticising carina when less than a month before he was sleeping with his dead teammates wife who he also slept with when he was still alive and was some what to blame for his death?

I hate him idc what anyone says he is the worst character simply bc he was so unnecessary. Like the only way the writers could keep him relevant was shoving him into business he didnt belong in.

[otto-doctavius]

hello, dropping you a line to counteract whoever tf said the way you draw wolverine’s body hair is gross — first of all that’s weird, but second of all my jaw actually hit the floor when I saw your art of him for the first time. like you capture him so perfectly, and I feel like out of all the art i’ve seen of him on this site, yours absolutely hits the closest to home for me.

like your art of him is so good because you’re incredibly skilled but it also feels like you understand the character, his vibe, everything, and the way you draw body hair is such a crucial part of that. I know you already know this but dear god please don’t change a single fucking thing about the way you draw him, it’s perfect.

this is genuinely the nicest ask i’ve ever gotten, thank you so much 😭🧡🧡🧡??? he is one of my absolute favorite characters ever and it’s so so validating to hear that you think i’m doing him justice :,) excuse me while i go cry happy tears

[jakowskis]

Day 8 - Are there any scenes (or even full episodes) that you can’t stand? If yes, and you could go back in time and rewrite them, how would you fix them?

LITERALLY HAD TO PUT THIS UNDER THE CUT TOO BC ITS SO LONG FJSDHFKJSDFHKDSJFHKDSJDSHFSDKJFHK I HATE THIS FUCKING SHOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

im not gonna rlly propose fix-its, i just like to bitch. haha. anyway, in no particular order…

the owen & jack jail scene in dmw. it’s sooo frustratingly underwhelming. they had the perfect chance to explore some really interesting stuff with jack + his relationship with his immortality, and to explore the parallels drawn between the two of them, and jack suddenly having someone who might also "live" forever to keep him company… and then they Didn’t. it’s suuuch a let down. and the first half of that scene being ‘light-hearted’ and gross is so irritating and disrespectful to owen. absolutely the wrong tone. that ep pisses me tf off.

i have a lot of issues with owen & jack’s relationship in general. in aditd, when owen tries to drown himself + finds he can’t, and jack’s reaction is to 1) throw a soulless flirty line at him, and 2) ask him “how long he’s gonna do this for”... that scene bugs the fuck out of me. like what the fuck. what a monstrous way to react to someone who’s suicidal. and i’d like it if the show ever bothered to explore why jack seems to view owen’s suicidality with such disdain (because it’s a consistent thing; he’s also callous in combat), like that could also provide insight into his character - but they don’t! ugh! so it just makes him look like a fucking dick and makes me resent him. especially when he’s a lot more sympathetic to john in out of time. like why is he so nasty to owen in particular. fuck knows, they don’t bother touching on it. missed opportunities!!!

and, returning to the way dmw treats owen, i hateeee how he’s treated once he’s dead, by the characters AND the writers. everyone on the team is cruel towards him during his undead arc. they warm up again to him later, but the show itself decides he’s no longer relevant after that + seems to act like all his angst went away and he’s fine again. torchwood SUCKS at emotional continuity. the only time it comes up is that they REPEATEDLY have the antagonist of the episode make a point to remind owen + the viewers how pathetic and useless he is now that he’s dead (the nostravite + the ghostmaker both do it). and it’s just.. corny, and disrespectful, like come on.

actually dead man walking as a whole... i just hate that episode. i talked about it more here, it’s just….. ridiculous, and bad, and embarrassing 😭 i had to skip the fucking fight scene at the end i didn’t have the strength i get secondhand embarrassment too easily HFDJKSHFKDJS. the concept isn’t terrible it’s the fucking execution its sooo… idek how i’d fix that mess. i don’t like it. blegh. and like i said, tw does emotional continuity so poorly, like i don’t really have a question i can fully bitch about this on (well? maybe. we’ll see) but the way they go through significant traumas every ep and the emotional weight of those events is never touched on in the following eps... like the shit in dmw would’ve been a lot for owen to deal with but by aditd he’s got other problems. it’s just… ugh.

and if dmw is the second worst use of bad cgi, we must talk about the first… abaddon. i love end of days so fucking much, the interpersonal shit going on between the team is FASCINATING and so good, the mutiny scene is so good, them all being haunted by their past (aka the events of the past 12 episodes) is so good, for torchwood it’s a GOOD episode - and then there’s this fucking ridiculously embarassing terrible monster from the depths of hell stomping everywhere and roaring and i literally cannot describe how hard i was laughing when i first watched that ep. genuinely hysterical. especially after getting gut-punched like thirty times throughout the rest. and whatever jack did to defeat it... so fucking bad. SO fucking bad. idk what the fuck that was but it was a MESS. and the worst possible way to wrap up the “something’s coming out of the darkness O.O” bullshit (which, they didn’t, that continued into owen’s arc, like cmon…) it was just a shit show. see it’s hard for me to hypothesize about how they coulda fixed that bc it’s so bad but it’s kind of iconic. im kind of glad it’s there bc it’s just… torchwood wouldn’t be torchwood if it wasn’t fucking awful. but also. shudders.

ok ok i swear ill stop complaining abt owen-specific shit but ofc thts what i take most issue with, and a lot of my complaints abt the others are less about specific scenes and more generalized things, so ill talk about them when i talk about their characters… ill talk about this more in owen’s section, but i have… problems with the end of days ending, with the hugs. i like that scene a lot, the connotations are fascinating, but the way owen and jack are framed in it is…. eugh…. and most people miss the fact that it’s ‘eugh’? a lot of people see it as a sweet scene and that’s… oof… again i’ll get into it more later but i wish it was framed differently. torchwood could never make up it’s mind on how it saw the characters, lmao.

adjacent subject… the way jack’s return is framed. i HATE the way they just bounce back to normal once jack comes back. like, him leaving would’ve been fucking traumatizing. and the show doesn’t properly give closure to any of them. (it does a tiny bit to gwen + ianto, but like… owen’s abandonment issues are a consistent theme in the show, esp s1. his ‘did he fix you?’ line is unnecessarily sooo heartbreaking. what do you mean ur not gonna give a single moment to those two. Okay.) tbh a lot of these complaints are about the fact that i desperately wish torchwood was a show that cared about the emotions + mental health of their characters when it simply Is Not. tw is, regrettably, not the character-focused show it should be. and i hate it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

a few last owen specific things…. i hate the owen growling at the weevil scene in combat. like what was the deal with that. they don’t rlly explain it in the commentary either it’s just. ?? but again it’s one of those things thts like. i can’t imagine a world where this show was actually good + didn’t have random weird cringe shit sprinkled in HFKSDJF it’s part of the charm. sigh

also owen & mark shouldve fucked. combat should’ve been gayer.

captain jack harkness should’ve been LESS gay. the excessive tongue kissing was fucking gross FSHDFJKDS like. i know that scene’s important to a lot of people + i respect it as an important moment in queer television + the way it’s framed as this big romantic moment, but the actual kissing is just. gross. why did they have to kiss like that. there are better ways to kiss. sincerely, someone who’s very picky about kisses + still covers my eyes like a kid at like 60% of onscreen kisses. 

tkks stopwatch scene. ianto why are you flirting w the man who killed ur girlfriend four episodes ago. fucking evil. like ok lmao 👍thats not bad writing whatsoever to never explore that in-show and only do it in an audio 10 yrs later. sure.

all of them randomly having empathy for the alien whale in meat has always driven me crazy. i thought we were gonna find out that the whale had like, empathy-enhancing powers or telepathy or smth bc i couldn’t understand why any of those assholes cared sm. like, in tkks we find out the glove is fueled by empathy + that’s why none of them can use it. like, these are people who aren’t naturally empathetic. nothing wrong with that, i’m like that lol. so i was really thrown off when they randomly all deeply cared about an alien creature. especially owen. like, i get randomly being moved by something, happens to the best of us, but the way it affected all of them + so profoundly felt ooc to me and has always bugged me a little. s2 tried so badly to humanize a group that s1 painted as absolute assholes, and i personally LOVE that they’re assholes. i am not the biggest fan of s2, lol.

a lot of tosh scenes bug me, bc the show generally has very little respect for her + her capabilities, but ill get into that more when i talk about her as a character. specifically some of the tosh & owen scenes fucking INFURIATE me. he’s so nasty to her. the end of adam (‘i dont do apologies’ and the smug little smile), and laughing at her when he agrees to the date in reset, and ‘in your dreams, tosh’ in countrycide all stand out. ive complained about it before + ill do it again; idk wtf they were trying to tell the viewers with tosh/owen. i like the concept of the ship, because it has potential - i absolutely HATE it within the context of the show. every ‘towen moment’ just works to humiliate tosh. it’s awful.

killing beth. im sure other people have done essays on the way torchwood treats its poc, esp its woc (although, knowing this fandom, maybe not lmao), and the lisa sitch was enough of a mess… the beth sitch could’ve been done differently. her essentially committing suicide by cop was fucking awful. ugh.

also the twist that suzie was evil + ten steps ahead could’ve been done much better. that should’ve been better written. 

as i said, i dont even like tosh/owen, but the fact that you never see them dance in something borrowed was just plain mean tbh. u can see like a millisecond of a frame if you pause in the right place, but still, why not include a fraction of a nice moment between them. cmon. something like that might’ve actually made me like them more

i hate the blowfish confrontation in kkbb it’s corny. cmon

i bitched about adam a lot the other day (again, here)… idek how i’d get that episode up to my standards. im petty about s2 as a whole and ive been meaning to try to put thought into what would fix it for me for months and i haven’t gotten around to it cuz its such a daunting thought. grr. i think i’d just completely redo the way adam influences them all. i literally don’t like what any of their altered selves offer. there’s no insight into them i find worthwhile. ig the shit abt jack’s past is worth keeping but i’d redo it completely bc i hate the gray arc. i’d have to find some way to keep the conference scene though, or get that new character info + vibe elsewhere. bah

[apanthropypeach]

TF-141 iced tea HC's

@gogh-with-the-flow "Op can we have the gang's reaction to American reader drinking iced tea please"

I'm so sorry this has taken me an age to do but I've been so busy moving I know its been literal months please dont hate me, I promise I will be writing more when oi have the energy.

Ghost

Buys the lemon and peach flavoured granules from Lidl for himself occasionally so he isn't really that grossed out by it.

Thinks its a bit weird if you drink it year round as opposed to just in the summer when it should be too hot for regular tea.

Price

Once got tricked into drinking lukewarm milky tea while he was sick so now the thought of any kind of cold tea makes him gag.

Has to walk off when he sees you drinking it despite you telling him that it's actually chilled and not just cold.

Soap

Couldn't care either way he's seen some of the shit Gaz puts into his body at Christmas so its really not surprising to him that you're drinking iced tea.

Would probably ask you to make him one and politely drink it down then never ask you do make a drink for him ever again.

Gaz

Like I said, is a Costa girlie.

LIVES off their hibiscus and peach iced tea in the summer so when you offer to make him some he loses his mind.

considers it a team bonding exercise when you make a big batch together.

Bonus: SWEET TEA

They think you're an absolute monster

HOW MUCH SUGAR ARE YOU ADDING?

Ghost and Gaz I feel like would try it but I dont think either of them likes it tbh.

Ghost would absolutely gag. Gaz would stomach it but could probably only have two or three sips before he's done.

Especially the smell of it while brewing is VILE, but at least you've got the kitchen to yourself I guess.

Seriously stunned by how much you've made and knowing its like 80% sugar would probably have them forcing some extra vegetables into your lunch and dinner.

[deviantartdramahub]

Wow, you’re so overly sensitive that you’re attacking new users, which is totally not like me, even though I am clearly not a blocked user posing as a new user? How pathetically awful it makes me puke up all over my anime poster collection, yet here I am ranting about you because I am totally not a blocked user using an alt to harrass you. I’m starting to think that making all your so-called “villains' in your stories that they are a bunch of weak bad guys/mooks/minions to be defeated in every episode (even though I do not know it is clearly parodic in nature and and don't know what parody is because i'm a dumbass) is just you covering up how insecure you totally are, totally not unlike me who flexes their projections of hating TG by doing stuff like cutting off a male character's membership everytime we do a TG adventure, oh no i'm totally not projecting in anyway especially not how about much I hate TG. So, what are you gonna do, even though I know you are going to do it anyway? Block me, even though looking at my page you probably will do it any way because i'm just that predictable and totally not different than any other non-content using alt account? I can’t stop you, go ahead, I dare you to block me like you totally did to my other/main account which is not full of edgy FNF and werefandom tf shit. But I’ll take great pleasure in thinking about you typing on that broken down keyboard of yours covered in your bodily fluids even though I don't know what i'm going on about and i'm secretly crying behind my random weeaboo body pillow and my Werefandom fan-art someone made for me. Squinting through those ugly eyes of yours - even though i'm hiding behind a mask of confidence and masking my own insecuritieis, as you post your newest transformation fic while I post overly erotic transformation descriptions on every Werefandom art piece) about you sic'ing that bitchy koala-girl OC (even though she is just an OC and picking on fictional characters is something I cannot pick up on because I clearly am no better), a weirdo gross covid pathogen with eyes (I am only saying this because you threatened him on me and he is a fictional covid microbe and I should totally not be picking on other people's OCs when my own OC is just my idealized and totally not a self-insert version of myself) , and that MLP reject/insert unoriginal-glue-factory-joke-here (even though I wish Oatsie was as pretty as me, and I am secretly jealous of him, my OC is totally not a self insert you guys) on me. Because that’s when I win, even though you are the real winner and I am going to cry behind my anime character plushes and weep to the sounds of some obscure soundtrack while playing Friday Fright Funkin because i'm just an edgy teenage loser.' Sounds like she's projecting if you ask me, It sounds like to me she gets sooo triggered over absolutely everything I do, I misgendered her once, she got in a huff, I made a joke comment mocking her stupid comments, she attacks my OCs of all things. Oh yes, because it's totally fine for you to attack characters who don't even exist while also mockingly tell me to block you, hey Karen, you deserved it. Anyone who uses a 'new account' that has no content to just post rude comments even though someone blocked them is block evading. Yeah i'm beginning to think she got so triggered about it that she had to resort to another account to call me out. And unless she actually moves on and apologies, I have no choice but to say this about her.

[publicaccessgirl]

This is probably weird to be asked but like we're still working with like, a safe word right?

I know you're into rape play, but I'd still insist on a safe word.

Cause no matter the BDSM scene, consent and boundaries have to exist somewhere

Quite genuinely what are you talking about? There's no one here. I am looking around, there's no one in my house. There is no one touching me. I am dealing with a nebulous cloud of horny men who, based on how many DMs I get despite saying I don't talk on DMs in my bio, all have terrible reading comprehension. Who am I going to safe word to?

If I were negotiating meeting up with someone then sure, but I am not. This is all just chat. And I control it, mate. I delete asks I don't like. I've even blocked a couple people here and there (although not many, people are overwhelming respectful) (not respectful in that they're kind to me, I get a lotta juicy rape threats, but respectful in that they stick to what I'm asking for on this blog. Which is rape threats)

Like, when do you think I should be safe wording? I'm in absolute control here. It never goes beyond my comfort level. I regularly log out of the entire blog to go about my actual life. Like rn, I have a cold so I'm not present much cos I feel gross and headachy :(

If you're talking about like roleplaying the administration of setting up a genuine cnc scene, I don't wanna do that. Admin roleplay is, I think, not a kink of mine. Negotiating boundaries is obviously required if you're meeting in person, but I just ain't doing that! So I'm just carrying on about the fun bits, like getting fingered in public by someone I've never met before while I cry

I don't have a list of kink dislikes because piss used to be one and I've learnt it's kinda cool to be exposed to new things. This is a very safe and controlled environment for me and I like to explore

I realise my approach to this blog is fairly selfish, but I'm totally comfortable with that. I log in when I'm horny and want to interact here. I log out when I'm done. In turn, y'all get free pics of my tits and the occasional piss vid. That's the deal, and I think people are mostly okay with that! (Except the few I have blocked, who mostly were just getting annoyed that I didn't respond personally to them and tried to spam me lol. Block, babey, watch me)

My photos are real, but I'm in control of them. The text stuff is plain fantasy. I don't need to safe word cos I can just log tf out. This isn't real, there is no threat to it, it is just a blog. You're welcome to stick to cnc fantasy that involves a safe word, but I like to feel it like it's real. Cos it's not real, it's all just in my head here

I have an ex who wasn't into rape play at all, but insisted we have a safe word. I was like, "would you ever continue to fuck me if I said no or stop?" And he was like, "absolutely not! I'd stop immediately babe" and I pointed out that means we don't need a safe word. A safe word is for when we take away the meanings of no and stop.

He didn't really get it, he wanted a safe word. So we had one that I never used cos I'd just say like I don't feel like fucking tonight and then we wouldn't. I think it made him feel cool to tell people we had a safe word. He was a bit of a loser tbh

I have replaced the idea of safe wording here with the power to a. Not reply to a message, b. Block people and, c. Log out

You have a kind heart to consider safe wording necessary, but sometimes consent and control can take a different form. This interaction, like all on this blog, is one sided and I am in control of it ❤️

[unohanabbygirl]

We already know that there are documentaries, movies and series about dragon dancing, my question is, do you have an opinion about it? ???? No a that exist, but that some think that the actors in charge of interpreting them do not do them justice either in beauty or charisma and there are those who are like aegon, delighted that a young Leonardo DiCaprio interprets him. Is there shipp of them here? I can imagine aegon annoying jace with the fics they write about them, jace outraged because they pair him with aegon when he clearly had a relationship with cregan (since cregan didn't reincarnate, in this life if he can give aegon a chance) the whole family confused because the Lucemond is the 2 most popular shipp, jace outraged again because they pair Aemond with Luke, aegon insisting that Aemond should read a very good fic of the lucemond he found, the reason why Aemond doesn't read fics is because most of them are more tragic than the real story and for misfortune there is already his life, that doesn't stop him from occasionally going on Pinterest to see the fanarts they make of Luke and him (they don't look like them, but they make him smile) they Adults not understanding why people would be interested in his love life and why they match people who died decades ago.

In FMN canon media about the dance, Daenerys conquest, and really anything pertaining to Dorne are extremely popular. Some of the highest grossing movies are dramatizations of the secret romances and rivalries.

“The green queen” is a hbo show I mention briefly in Alicent’s separate story. I imagine that either Eva green or Carla Gugino played her which Alicent feels honored about despite not liking the inaccurate portrayal of her character.

Rhaenyra feels a way that every actress that’s played her has always been skinny. Not that she doesn’t think they slayed because she absolutely does, but she doesn’t agree with how her being plus sized has never been portrayed in popular media. However, there are plus sized cosplayers/theater girls who do a great job and Nyra always likes their posts and leaves nice comments telling them how amazing they look.

While I haven’t taken into account that fanfic is being actively made it is very much a possibility since there are many ships the general population gush over. For example, most people agree that Harwin was the boys father and more than a few short films have been made about their hidden love affair. All which Harwin had watched and cried to. (They always cast hot actors to play him which is a bonus)

There’s a viral tweet every once so often along the lines of. “So we all agree that Cregan Stark was bending Jacaerys over like a pretzel, right?” And it gets 100k likes.

It’s funny imagining Aegon reading Lucemond fanfic though. He’s just scrolling through his phone laughing and when Jace asks whats so funny he bursts out saying he’s reading a fanfic called GYBTM and Aemond is apparently this big dick dom into bondage and fucking in public.

Proceed to Aemond with his mouth wide open like ‘what?’

Jace : Who tf would write that? Luke is a pure angel?!?

Aemond : That’s Absolutely ridiculous and perverted.

Hel : it’s actually a compelling story. Very well written. I’ll send you the link.

Aegon : I wish I could tell the readers to stop thirsting over you though. You’re basically a wide eyed virgin, I doubt you could ever be that good in bed.

Aemond : 😐

Que to Aemond like 8 hours later crying into his sheets at night while reading AWHI.

Rhaenyra nearly has an aneurysm when Hel tells her there are a few fanfics centered around her marrying Otto.

[zhongster]

do u have any burping hc for the characters? like larry travis ash todd and neil?

I threw Sal in too just for funsies :)

Also sorry it took me a min to get this ask out haha

(Now that I’ve finished this ask, I totally went overboard on Sal despite the ask not mentioning him at all 😭)

THIS IS KINK CONTENT, DON’T READ IF YOU DON’T LIKE IT

Sal:

Sal’s burps are actually kinda disproportionately large

Considering he’s really not a big guy and he’s a pretty quiet person

And he gets suuuuuuper embarrassed when he burps in front of people

Like it took him actual years to be able to burp in front of Larry without freaking tf out every time

They’re super loud, deep, and bassy and pretty long too

The thing about Sal is he’ll hold his burps in for as long as physically possible until he essentially incapacitates himself and the burps FORCE their way out of him

When this happens the burps rock his chest so hard that his knees buckle and he has a hard time staying on his feet

There have been times where he finds himself in one of these burping fits and Larry’ll hook his arm around Sal’s chest to keep him upright and pull his mask off so he doesn’t suffocate himself

Sal will be trying to excuse himself after every single burp too, which doesn’t work because another burp forces its way up as he tries to speak

Larry’s like “dude just excuse yourself when you’re finished 💀”

Sal was absolutely mortified the first time he burped in front of the rest of the group

He stuck his hands up under his mask to cover his mouth and completely froze for a second

Then he went “oh god excuse, I’m so sorry, that was so gross”

The group promptly burst into raucous laughter bc “HOW COULD THAT MASSIVE FUCKING BELCH HAVE COME FROM YOU SAL?!?!?”

Oh that’s another thing

He doesn’t burp, he BELCHES

There’s a difference

Belches are a lot more guttural and animalistic than burps if that makes sense

His chest also really starts to hurt when he has to burp

Which once again ties into his tendency to hold them in

Sometimes he’ll be hanging out with Larry and he’ll all of a sudden grip his chest, give a wince, and then press his fist against his mouth, obviously swallowing air back down

When Larry sees him do that he’ll go “dude just fucking burp?!?!”

He doesn’t get Sal’s embarrassment at all

On occasion he’ll even inconspicuously pat sal on the back for the sole purpose of making him release all the pent up air in his tummy

Which when that happens Sal will be sitting there with a hand clamped over his mouth, flipping Larry off, and letting out really deep half-muffled burps back to back

^^ that one’s a reference to my hc that he can’t do closed mouth burps bc he’s missing part of his jaw

The funny thing is, he’d absolutely never judge his friends for burping but he doesn’t allow himself the same luxury

(Sal just let your fucking burps out challenge)

Larry:

Larry burps constantly

Like he’s so gassy for absolutely no reason

He doesn’t get embarrassed by his burps either and rarely excuses himself

The only time he’ll excuse himself is if he interrupts someone’s sentence or if his mom is around

His burps are pretty decent sized too

They’re not the biggest but they’re definitely somewhere in between being huge and average

As I said, he tends to burp more frequently rather than super huge

My friend and I discussed and we think that while Larry burps all the time Sal actually doesn’t burp very often but when he does they absolutely dwarf Larry’s in every way

Larry can absolutely burp on command and finds himself getting into contests with Ash frequently

His burps are pretty long and growly

Beer also makes him super burpy

So if he’s drinking with the group he’ll be pushing out beer belches for a good few hours afterwards

Ash:

Hers are pretty big too honestly

I’d say she’s on the same level as Larry

And as I said in Larry’s, the two of them often find themselves in burping contests which means she can also burp on command

I don’t think she gets all that embarrassed by her burps either

If a burp happens to slip out of her she’s slap her chest with her hand and go “ooh, shit”

Which sometimes forces an afterburp out of her

The first time she burped in front of Sal he was shocked

He expected that from Larry but not her

Ofc he didn’t hold it against her though, this IS Sal we’re talking about

She does excuse herself more often than Larry does lol

She also doesn’t burp toooooo frequently

The frequency of her burps is pretty average

I feel like hers are surprisingly deep

They don’t fit her physical appearance at all

As Larry will sometimes put it: “that burp sounded like it came out of a grown man”

Travis:

He’s a slightly different case

Since he grew up under his father’s thumb he was very polite and reserved at home and honestly rarely burped at all outside of his own room in the middle of the night

But I also feel like he counteracted his home life by being as rude as possible at school

He’s burp super loudly and obnoxiously during class and would even occasionally burp in people’s faces for the sole purpose of being rude

He was super ashamed of his burps at home but at school he almost took pride in them

This behavior changed, however, as he grew older

He began to defy his father more and more and thus became a lot more polite with his burps

He now excuses himself every time he burps

I don’t think he really gets all that embarrassed unless one slips out of him without his consent

Then he’ll go a little red and cover his mouth before excusing himself

I actually don’t think he can burp on command

As much as he’d burp at school, he actually had to drink something fizzy in order to do so

His burps are pretty big but they’re also really short

And he got really good at stifling them so, for the most part, he just breathes them out his nose as best as he can

Todd:

Todd burps pretty frequently

His aren’t as big as Larry’s though

They tend to be smaller and higher pitched

A lot of times he does bother to stifle them at all either

He’ll just open his mouth and let them out and then continue on with whatever he was doing

Sometimes a rly bassy one will come out when he isn’t expecting it and Neil will go “woah babe that was a good one”

He doesn’t really see burps as anything beyond biological function

So if he needs to burp, he’s gonna burp

As such, he can’t burp on command

Not that he would if he could

Neil:

His burps are definitely bigger and a lot bassier than Todd’s

Although he doesn’t burp nearly as frequently

Actually, out of everyone in the group, he probably burps the least

Todd’s actually the only one that’s heard him burp

He’s a pretty chill person so I don’t think he’d freak out too much if he did accidentally burp in front of the group

He’d probably just chuckle slightly and go “ooh sorry, s’cuse me”

He’s very polite about it

He even excuses himself in front of just Todd

I do think Neil has a bit of a sensitivity to garlic, which will make him burp a lot more than usual

The only thing he can really do when he eats garlic is to burp it out

Which Todd will usually help him with, whether that’s in the form of tummy rubs or patting his back/chest for him

I think he can burp on command but his on command burps are significantly weaker than his natural ones

And he doesn’t use his ability very often

[reclusivedouche]

Riverdale 7x10 Thoughts

This episode is so gay holy shit!!

Okay, please understand Archie and Reggie are boyfriends god

And honestly Betty and Veronica, like come on that would work too

Basically that's how it ended up, how it should've been

Reggie and Archie must kiss

This episode was great because no Alice or Hal

Too much Frank

Fuck tho when Reggie came home all late and Archie did the dad talk fuck

The fanfiction I am currently writing in my head

I also love that they're not just glossing over the Betty and Reggie potential over the cars.

Really looking forward to the kissing next week lmao

Also a great no Julian episode. He sucks, like I get it but like he's only good to get punched

Love some Cheryl and Toni (and even Clay) even if it means we have to deal with Kevin, also

Seven seasons and I have never once, not once, liked Kevin

It's fine, his stories are always fodder for better storylines

Anyway

I do love how delicately they're doing Cheryl and Toni this season. Everyone's one true OTP hahaha

Love to learn Brad Rayburry had a black wife down south.

I love that she showed up and gave good evidence of not suicide

She was so cute

Jughead and Tabitha are so cute

Idk why tf y'all are so mad this is still in the 50's like??

This season is peak, so so good

And fun??? Sorry but the last few season, tho good have been kind of a slog

whatever tho that's just me

I am concerned Tabitha is leaving again because we need a Jabitha kiss asap???

Lest we forget:

My absolute favorite moment omg I'm still thinking about how great it was

Like yes it was sad, of course, but like it's great for the story

Why does no one like this show for the story like when are you ever given something this bonkers

This is literally written by people from the Glee writer's room like

You all loved that shit but?

Whatever

I am annoyed we did not get to actually see Fang's concert. Even just a few screens like we just get him singing tuttie fruttie or whatever while he walks to Midge bc ofc he is famous now

Or gonna be

Look tho, Fangs is great this season. He is looking fine af

And like

He and new Midge have great chemistry

I'm sure this plan for him being famous is definitely going to smooth over the pregnancy for Midge's parents like

I'm here for it tho, I cannot forget the frogs pregnancy test, which is real

I'm also again glad Alice was not in this episode as she is literally my mother (this season specifically) so I cannot

Hear me out, tho - if the next episode is Halloween, I mean Julian has to dress up as like the doll?? Like he has to??

I bring this up bc Halloween is my mother's birthday so it applies

It is almost 4am and I should go to bed but like

Why?

Archie and Reggie wrestling in the ROAD

Just kiss

I get that's the straight man's "kiss" but like

Also out here Pops is just giving these kids everything always?

lmao a car to Reggie

Either way, they just need to take one of the cars up to lovers lane so things can get steamy bc

We cannot do anything with Uncle Frank around??

Again, I must ask, what were he and Hal doing that they both showed up in Betty and Archie's rooms during the peep show AT THE SAME TIME

Gay shit

Or KKK things maybe? Yikes. Idk what older white men of this season are doing but

it is gross and I hate it

The full on lack of adults in this episode was perfect also more of that please

Again, I cannot overstate this, but this 50's thing should last most of the season because it is fun and enjoyable and the story is gonna end how it ends so why be stressed

It's so good, I will not get off this soapbox ever sorry

Don't @ me either

Goodnight

[depressedhatakekakashi]

That is, following the logic, you should not worry about how Jiraiya asks Naruto to turn into a naked girl, and how Sakura hits Naruto. This is fine.🤷

Actually I want to talk about this comment I got. It's on a post I made about how people are calling Kakashi a 'sexual harrassor' or even 'pedo' for using his 1000 years of death move on Naruto.

Now to be clear i did say people were allowed to be uncomfertable or weirded out about the move. I never said people had to accept it or be alright with it.

I said it was not sexual and does not make Kakashi a pedo. Why?

Because it's a child's game. There is NOTHING sexual about a child's game and I'm so sick of piss poor comparisons and excuses to sexualize something that is not sexual. Kid's arn't doing this to each other thinking sexually. they're playing a stupid game. Same with adults.

In kim's convenience when once character does this game with his friend he's not thinking sexually. He's not doing something he deems sexual, but his actions are misconstrued as sexual because his friend is upset with him and decides to present it this way.

Now, if someone DOES consider it sexual, tells you, and you proced to do it regardless there's a problem. If someone did this game to me, as a westerner, i'd probably think it wrong and ask them not to do it again. I may also choose to think it's silly. It's up to me as my own person to decide how i feel about it.

Now Sakura punching Naruto doesn't fit into this conversation (though, again, anyone is allowed to think it's dumb but it IS slapstick and it is regular in anime so calling her particularly an abuser and not character's like Sailor Mar's who often strike's sailor moon, that's stupid)

Jiraiya though? Jiraiya is absolutely a terrible example to use against my argument

Jiraiya is a perv. He peeps on women, he tells Naruto to stay in his sexy no jutsu for his SEXUAL pleasure, he calls Naruto (a 12 yr old) sexy in his sexy no jutsu form.

Everything Jiraiya does is clearly, unabashidly sexual. There is no kids game, no misunderstanding, and most importantly when people tell him to stop he DOESN'T.

He knocks Ebisu out for telling him not to peep on women

he constantly pervs on Tsunade even after she has made it clear multipule times that she is not alright with that.

He gets punched and yelled at by civilian women for being gross.

Everything Jiraiya does that gets called out is inherintly sexual. It's written to us as an audience as sexual.

That is NOT the case with the thousand years of death. As i stated in the post about it it's a game. A joke. It's possed to us as a joke with Kakashi using it against naruto, naruto trying to use it against kakashi in their second bell test, and rock lee, gai and kakashi using it against enemy shinobi in the rock Lee show. Not once in 1000 years of death presented to us as a sexual activity. No one is getting any sort of sexual pleasure or fun out of the game. Kakashi using it was a surprise on Naruto, he makes zero gross comments about it, and they move on.

I've seen people turn it into a sexual thing with rin or even sakura being on the receiving end of it and that is a fandom problem. a problem of people sexualizing f***ing everything which is a huge problem in the west tbh.

at the end of the day, me saying 'hey don't turn this into a sexual thing. hate on it if you want but that doesn't make it sexual' is completly valid. there is nothing sexual about the stupid thing and turning it sexual just so you have an excuse to hate it is dumb.

'this makes me uncomfertable' or 'this would have been more acceptable if it were two kids doing it' are fine. Like personally i think it's weird to have Kakashi do it to Naruto, yes, but that doesn't make it sexual or make kakashi a f***ing pedo.

It makes it weird to me, someone who has never played the game.

that's it.

learn to say 'i don't like this thing' and move tf on without trying to dig up a reason for why it's bad

[thepup-maximus]

Vent post, disregard//

Every night I eat food. And every morning I wake up feeling gross and nauseous cuz I need to eat again. I don't experience hunger like a normal person due to a half decade of intense poverty and food insecurity so my food cues are almost always either completely off or drastically messed up. I used to smoke weed to help with my appetite but it doesn't rly help anymore.

I don't really sleep either. I might catch a couple Z's here and there but I haven't had a consistent, full night's sleep (w a rem cycle and everything) in god knows when. And the odd occasion where I am able to sleep for multiple hours in a row, I wake up with terrible back pain having had numerous stress dreams like fml.

Tryna do the right thing by my friends, am currently housing two at risk folks, but between the lack of space, constant noise, and my partner's near daily panic attacks I'm at my wits end. The living room looks like a bomb went off because the person staying on my couch has hoarding tendencies and keeps bringing what could be construed as literal garbage into my home and displaying it in multiple rooms. The person staying in our spare bedroom (that wasn't rly a spare room because that's where my partner was living prior to) is a delicate tenderqueer who is near impossible to have any discussion with, without them either crying or apologizing or both. It's not either of their faults, they're going tf thru it. Divorce, mental health issues, active addiction, illegal evictions, it's bonkers and they have it way worse than I do (not that it's a competition of course) but I just want my house and my room back. I'm so tired. I want my partner to not have to freak out and panic about every damn thing because the stress of their job (emergency shelter) and trying to help our friends isn't leaving any room for "rational" thinking or detachment from situations that we absolutely have zero control over.

But mostly I want capitalism to stop exploiting and punishing my friends. I want transphobia and stigma surrounding addiction to fucking die. I want it to be impossible to jeopardize someone's housing, period. I want cops to stop harassing people and for profit to stop being the motivating factor in fucking everything. I wanna be able to eat and sleep like a normal person ffs. I want my partner to feel safe again :(

I just want everything to be completely different. Is that so much to ask?

//end vent