#absolutely MAD

[melit0n]

Alkaline from The Room Below! I haven't heard this one before, like, ever, so I thought I'd share <3

Credits: @/j.whi on tiktok

[dreamings-free]

Louis’ FOH sound engineer John Delf on instagram 22/6/23

[solomanra]

Insane to see the euros tag trending outta nowhere for the first time this whole tournament

[nosleep83]

Every single time I hear this song I just can’t believe it was in mutant mayhem even more

[highkey-confused]

Undoubtedly one of my favorite facts about disc world is that in Ankh-Morpork there’s a psychiatric hospital SPECIFICALLY for people who believe they are Lord Vetinari; with nurses routinely assuring each patient that they are, in fact, the real Lord, and they are just keeping this fact secret from the other patients. There’s eyebrow quirking competitions

[inkovert]

After 2 years, 2 months and 5 days. I've finally reached the 1000th episode of One Piece.

[joatthecopa]

I’m going to lose it

[jacyevans]

This performance of Silver Springs is my Roman Empire, and I will never stop screaming about it.

thinking about fleetwood mac and how they actually sang songs about each other. and performed them. about how much they loved or hated each other like what the fuck how

I mean can you imagine. singing about how somebody broke your heart and they're literally harmonizing. they're right fucking there. they're in touching distance. insanity! complete insanity! I would either break down crying or fully snap and break their neck

fucking. silver springs!!! 'you'll never get away from the sound of the woman that loves you!' no fucking kidding he won't stevie he's literally behind you playing the drums! absolute madlads

[lostinwonderlandx0x]

Hey, this is crazy, but you actually look a lot like my partner???

You dumb bitch why tf would you get on the internet and say this. If I was mad I would just post a naked picture under this of myself and get this post removed from the internet

[aethluvs]

VIGILANTE DEKU YOU MAKE ME INSANE

[thetruearchmagos]

Hear ye, hear ye, o' authors of semi-'early modern' fantasy:

You, too, can have a semi-automatic rifle in the flintlock and black powder age!

[wonderbias]

I went into a rabbit hole last day after a football match, and I ended up watching like 10 videos explaining the balkan wars.

[juhguif]

I got a glow in the dark blanket and got so excited about it and wanted to show everyone how beautiful the little stars were when you turn off the light. Sadly I discovered that there’s pretty much no way of photographing it or recording it in any way and, as upset as I was about it, it ended up becoming a 40 minute talk about “unrecordable beauties” and how many of those we experience daily.

To think about how much beauty we get to see but cannot show other people that are not there, that some things you just have to experience to know how wonderful they are and how much unbridled joy they can give is kind of insane, isn’t it?

[basshole-astard]

PSA: i keep seeing posts about staying cool in extreme heat that include advice like "gatorade is bad actually!" and "don't drink fruit juice it'll just dehydrate you!" and neither of these are true!

regarding fruit juice: there's apparently a misconception that Any Sugar At All will dehydrate you, and that's simply not true. yes, sugar will make you pee more when consumed in large amounts, but 1) the natural sugar in fruits won't do this to you 2) great news! a lot of fruit juices exist without any added sugar in them! 3) honestly even having a glass of the fruit juice with added sugar won't completely dehydrate you as long as you're also drinking water throughout the day. if its hot you deserve a cold treat of a drink!!! can't go wrong with fruit juice!!!

regarding gatorade: maybe this isn't an every day drink, but guess what: if it's 110F/40C or hotter outside, and you don't have AC, or you're moving around a lot outside of the AC, and you're sweating buckets: that's when you drink a gatorade.

gatorade exists to replenish all the electrolytes (salt) and glucose (sugar) that you sweat out. YES it is meant for athletes to drink during intensive work outs and not necessarily for people who aren't doing that kind of exercise. BUT GUESS WHAT! when you're sweating buckets because you had to walk to the bus in extreme heat, that's intensive exercise. please feel free to drink a gatorade after that! that's its intended use case!!!!

no: neither of these drinks should be a total replacement for water. but drinking a lot of water and then treating yourself to a fruit juice with lunch is a good idea!!! drinking a gatorade becuase you just had to walk for 20 minutes in the heat is a good idea!!!

Please Stop Spreading Misinformation About Drinks!!! It's fine if you drink things that aren't water!!!! Yes you should probably always be drinking water but drinking something else As Well isn't going to hurt you!!!! okay!!!! its fine!!!!!!

honestly so long as you are consistently getting Any (non-alcoholic) fluids in you, you're doing great!!!!!! okay!!!! i love you stay safe <3

[viveela]

Toxic exes and twink form canon? What a time to be alive...

[fanaticalthings]

While I do find it funny that henchmen in Gotham probably warn each other about the Red Hood because he's a bat who will actually kill you. I think it would be better if Jason was actually seen as some sort of savior or idol to like 90% of the goons scattered around Gotham. Doesn't matter who they work for, they all know Jason, former crime-lord that took over majority of Gotham's underground in one night.

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Jason, years after the events of UTRH, now fighting crime alongside the batfam, except every goon he runs into immediately recognizes him, stops fighting, and starts begging.

the first time it happens, Jason assumes they're begging for their lives only to hear them begging for him to return to the crime lord business so they can work for him and not Gotham's current money-stingy, abusive rogues (Black Mask lol)

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Jason showing up to patrol as backup for Dick in an overrun warehouse full of Two-Face's henchmen and as Jason's about to interfere, one of the men stops dead in their tracks and stares really hard at Jason until:

Goon: Oh my God, boss, is that you?

Jason, pulling out his guns, about to shoot:

Goon: Mr. Hood, sir???

Jason, halfway about to pull the trigger: Wait a min–Jeremy? Oh wow, it's been ages! How's the wife?

Goon (Jeremy): Oh my God it IS you, holy shit where have you BEEN? Me and the guys miss you, man!

Dick, with a knife at his throat: What is happening right now

Jason: Ahh, well, crime-lording just wasn't fitting in on the daily schedule. Tryna turn over a new leaf and all that

Goon (Jeremy): Aw, that's disappointing. We really liked working for you, right guys?

[Chorus of enthusiastic "YEAHS" from the rest of the henchmen (even the one holding Dick at knifepoint)]

Goon (Jeremy): Well, anyways, I can't beat you up knowing you're my old boss! You gave us the best health benefits! We'll just let you take the evidence and leave.

Jason: Aw, thanks guys :)

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And that's why 95% percent of Jason's missions in Gotham end in success. Not because he's willing to kill people or because rogues are terrified of him, but because 90% of the rogues' henchmen once worked for Jason and fuckin love him lol.