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WANDAVISION 1.08 | AGATHA ALL ALONG 1.05
if only you would teach me! help me, please!
#she lies a lot but how absolutely Devastating would it be if this is true#marvel#marveledit#agatha all along#kathryn hahn#agatha harkness#aaaedit#agatha all along spoilers#mcuedit#mcu#marvel tv#tvedit#parallels#myedits#myedits: marvel#flickering lights#userairi#userkarolina#tuserheidi#userbarrow#tuservaleria#userjessica#userarrow
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the revelation that claudiaâs rebirth was such a twisted and horrible moment, with louis dragging her like she was a thing, a stranger who neither of them knew but he kept saying over and over âour daughter, our beautiful little daughterâ to lestat, really solidified the way she was never the main character of her own story. she was always an accessory to some or the other of louisâ whims: his guilt, his loneliness, his conflict of being a killer, his rocky relationship with lestat. there was love there, love from both her fathers, but it was never enough. lestat saw her too much as a wretched mirror held up to his own self, and louis was always too steeped in his own feelings to care enough about hers. claudiaâs story truly was the greatest tragedy in this tale, treated horribly by every man around her, even her fathers, relentlessly exploited and brutally ignored, always second and never first. the only one who loved her the way she deserved to be loved was madeleine, and the moment she truly had her, her happiness was torn from her. and just before she died, she got to see someone actually choose her in her entirety, not for what she can be but for who she is, and it still wasnât enough. she still burned alive in the sunlight. the love was there, but it wasnât enough to save her.
#i want to scream i am still mourning my girl claudia#SHE DIDN'T DESERVE THIS#and fuckass armand in his silly little playpen âunableâ to prevent it like NO. YOU COULD HAVE. YOU JUST DIDN'T CARE.#absolutely stumped as to how on earth louis stayed with him after this#like yea the gaslighting and the lies but king... he froze the whole coven at dinner once and stopped time and shit. he can save claudia.#but he didn't and louis might have forgiven him for it but i never will !!!#that being said i still love armand đ#this is what makes these characters so gothic and fascinating imo#these terrible things they do contrasted with the intense way they love each other#mmmmm scrumm dilly yum yum a purr purr !!!!#interview with the vampire#claudia#claudia iwtv#louis de pointe du lac#lestat de lioncourt#armand#armand iwtv#iwtv amc#iwtv spoilers
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Reporting this to the unaware masses lmao: Thailand released the first episode of a moderately-highly-anticipated BL today, about professional racers, and revealed (with absolutely zero hint of it in any trailers and marketing) that it is set in the omegaverse. And the main relationship is Alpha/Alpha.
#sparklepants#itâs chaos out here tom!!!#Iâve been absolutely thriving today#the memes the jokes the screencaps the confusion#BONUS the author lied and said omegaverse storylines were taken out during scriptwriting#go off queen thank you for your lies#if you had been honest I wouldnât have had such a seretonin-filled afternoon
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Mr. Hunt's sweet true lies
#Twisted wonderland#Rook hunt#twst rook#This man quotes modern talking songs on the daily basis#don't tell me he wouldn't quote or sing âyou're my heart you're my soulâ he absolutely would#It's up to you to believe him or not#rookposting for once surpisingly enough#got inspired by the chorus of âsweet true liesâ by beast in black (them again yea)#+ procrastinating other art idea by drawing something that wasn't initially planned as usual :)))))
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i think marinette is worse at resting when she's sick but adrien is worse at sitting things out if he's injured. i have no explanation, these are just the vibes
#ml#marinette dupain cheng#adrien agreste#okay i lied i do have justifications#adrien probably just. would love being taken care of if he's sick#it's maybe something his mom used to do but not ENOUGH#and marinette would absolutely spoil him#but marinette is all I AM FINE IT IS JUST A COLD I AM FINE meanwhile she nearly falls off a rooftop in a dizzy spell#but adrien hate being kept away from ppl he loves. hates not being able to protect them. and an injury is more long-term and isolating#meanwhile...idk marinette feels to me like an injurt would leave her more defeated. she'd feel like she failed somehow#like she is SUPPOSED to be ladybug she is SUPPOSED to keep herself together to keep the city safe#so i think that would take a lot of her energy she'd be frustrated about it yes but also sort of...admit defeat#adrien would find ways to cheer her up though đĽş
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The way Buck is treated is absolutely heartbreaking.
On the surface yes, maybe the 118 does look like a found family unit. And most of them have a good family bond with one another. But not with Buck. (Long rant below the cut)
Buck has the biggest heart out of anyone on the show. He is constantly going out of his way to help people. This is particularly prominent with Eddie, but he does this for so many characters.
He lets Hen, Eddie and Chim stay with him during the lockdown, never asks them to help pay rent, and then later lets Albert stay with him with no complaint.
He is constantly babysitting Chris and later Jee while their respective parents go do other things, and while he clearly loves spending time with them this is definitely a massive favor on his part because babysitting kids is hard work.
He is always there to support them when they need it.
Heâs the one that prompts them to check on Bobby in season 1.
He is there for Chim as best he can when Maddie leaves.
When Maddie shows up at his apartment in Season 2 he doesnât get angry with her for essentially breaking into his home and helping herself to a bottle of wine. And instead helps her settle down with a safe new job and becomes her shoulder to cry on during this period.
He drops everything when Eddie asks for his help, when Eddie mentions issues with childcare and paperwork for Chris Buck introduces him to Carla.
When Eddie has to bring Chris to the station Buck calls ahead so Bobby can get permission.
When Eddie gets shot Buck takes over Chrisâs care without prompting.
When Eddie has issues with parenting Chris he calls Buck for help and Buck helps.
When Eddie has a meltdown and takes a bat to the wall, not only does Buck drop everything and run to help him, he also goes further by taking eddie to see the kid they saved the day he was shot.
Whenever Eddie needed anything Buck was there.
When Eddie desperately needed a sub letter so that he could move Buck went and took over the lease.
When he found out Eddie was moving he went and did what he could to help him despite being devastated.
Whenever anyone needed anything, Buck was there. And Buck was always happy to do it.
But when Buck was feeling abandoned after the embolism no one reached out, instead Eddie dumped Chris on him under the pretense of getting him out and about and stop moping for the day.
When Maddie left, no one thought to ask Buck how he was doing. Instead they focused entirely on Chim. And when Chim punched Buck no one at any point stood up for Buck, instead going on about how Chim is under a lot of distress right now as though Buck isnât also feeling the loss and worry of his Sister up and leaving.
When Buck filed the lawsuit they almost all immediately went and put all the blame on Buck. Hen was the only one to point out that they were all Buck had, that he had no other family outside the 118. Despite that they still punished him, Eddie taking his anger out on Buck because the lawsuit meant Buck couldnât bail him out and he couldnât spend time with Chris and never once saying he missed Buck too. He was pissed because Buck couldnât drop everything and help him. He was accused of being reckless and impulsive and using their own issues for his own gain and for being selfish and stupid and exhausting despite the fact that he was being treated unfairly. He was hurt, and alone and just needed a hug.
When Buck found out about Daniel and distanced himself from Maddie, Chimney started borderline harassing Buck trying to get him to talk to her, despite a) Buck having had a major bombshell dropped on him, getting his entire life put into a new perspective based on this information, and finding out why his parents treated him the way they did and so needing to process, and B) Buck repeatedly setting boundaries and saying he needed space to process and heâd talk to Maddie when he was ready. Chimney completely ignores Buckâs boundaries as though what Buck needs or wants doesnât matter because Maddie is upset and wants to talk to him, and only her desires and emotional well being have any level of importance and despite asking for space she literally ambushes him at work to force a conversation he is not ready for. And no one else tries telling Chim to leave Buck alone, and then Eddie only has a half assed conversation with Buck despite being his so called best friend, where he basically dismisses Buckâs feelings and tells him heâs over reacting.
When Eddie was leaving and Buck was upset he was repeatedly accused of making it about himself, being selfish, unreasonable, unsupportive and a jerk when he literally just found out from nowhere that Eddie made a down payment just overheard his best friend basically dismiss their friendship (âI have no ties here, everything that matters is in Texasâ) he gets judged and berated for being upset, as though heâs not allowed to have feelings, and when he tries to apologize for his snarkiness gets once again berated and when he finally tells Eddie that he took over the lease and thus he can move, aka the ultimate supportive action, not once does Eddie apologize.
When Buck breaks up with Tommy no one bothers to really check in with him on a deeper level, instead they dismiss his wants by stealing his phone so that he canât call him and then no one brings it up again despite him clearly still being devastated for every following episode.
When Buck gets SAâd by the therapist he is immediately getting made fun of, and accused of being a manwhore and essentially blamed for being assaulted. No one ever, not once, bothers to wonder if heâs doing alright.
And when Buck is still waiting for Abby to come back rather than being supportive or anything like that he gets laughed at for living in his girlfriendâs apartment and being dumb enough to think sheâll come back.
When Eddie gets a new friend he immediately starts spending all his free time with that friend and never inviting Buck, even if they were planning something Buck would enjoy, instead asking if Buck can babysit (his kid is 14/15 at this point and just because he has CP I still think he can spend a couple of hours home alone. Heâs not bedridden or anything.) and basically ignoring his supposed best friend in favor of his shiny new friend.
Whenever Buck needed anything he was laughed at, belittled and dismissed. They constantly take advantage of his kindness. Buck gives and gives and gives to them and gets nothing back. He is only wanted when he can be useful and when they need him. They take and take and take and the second Buck needs even a small amount of empathy or help he gets accused of being selfish, needy, exhausting, of making everything about him, of overreacting. He is essentially told, over and over that he is not allowed to have feelings or boundaries. He is not allowed to need help he can only give help. He is only valued when he can do something for someone else and godforbid he ever ask for the same consideration because otherwise heâs being needy. He makes everyone else his priority and never is he anyoneâs priority in return.
Until Tommy anyway, he finally had someone who would take care of him, who acknowledged his feelings and showed him they were valid, who clearly adored all of Buck and never asked him for anything and indulged in his quirks and who was happy to be there for him, who complimented him and who overall clearly adored Buck. Even before they were dating when Tommy saw that Buck clearly was feeling left out he went over to his place to apologize, despite not actually doing anything wrong himself.
I seriously think that if Tommy saw how they all treated Buck heâd lose the delusion that they are basically a family really fast and promptly get pissed on Buckâs behalf. Heâd also do everything in his power to help Buck realize that he matters as a person.
#911 abc#evan buckley#911 evan buckley#118 firefam#or are they#firehouse 118#anti eddie diaz#anti buddie#evan buckley has rsd#tw sa mention#tw dr wells#evan buckley is to be protected at all costs#Evan Buckley gives absolutely everything#and gets nothing in return#sorry for being depressing#bring tommy back#rant post#they really gave Buck the perfect li and then took him away#buck was finally a priority#and they expect us to just be ok#let buck be happy#justice for evan buckley#bucktommy#tommy kinard#tevan#anti 118#let Buck be selfish for once#911 discourse#911 season 8#asks open
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14 years of being a Zelda fan and all thanks to newfound horniness over Megatron, i am finally Actually down bad for Ganondorf
(If this post shows up in TF tags i want to apologize i has already wrote them all out without censoring the names. I do post TF art btw check it out--
#my art#the legend of zelda#twilight princess#ganondorf#tloz#It was his death scene.#he looked so hot#when zant bresks his own neck and his FACE there as he dies Ugh delicious#anyway tf au talk now im not going to make life easy and good for megatron he's gonna go thru it guys#i absolutely will make his life hell and its going to be decepticon born. HE DOESNT GET TO JUST WALK AWAY!!!#debating making TC sadder.#debating killing starscream but i Will let you know if i do kill him its probably not going to be nice im going to be evil#i probably wont kill him#jk its 50/50#BUT i lied if i do kill him its going to be 50/50 wether or not its satisfactory or a good end for him i havent decided on evilness#megatron is going to suffer i can assure you of this#. i really hope this post doesnt show up in tf tags cuz like the art is not. about them...
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THIS Chloe Price waited TWO YEARS for Max to return from another dimension [and showed her commitment by buying an apartment where they'd later move in together], only to have us believe that she abruptly ended their decade-long relationship because she's a âfree spirit who doesn't want to be tied downâ? All conveyed through a fucking letter.
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I couldn't find a compilation with all my favorite scenes to show my friends so obviously I had to take the matter into my own hands
#iwtv#interview with the vampire#iwtv season 2#amc iwtv#iwtv spoilers#daniel molloy#this is just the funny moments. his absolute big dick unveiling armand's lies and âyou haven't heard from my makerâ#needed more pathos than wii music#but I still love that too
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You know the part about this moment that gets me?
It's not what he says. It's that little, desperate exhale when he's done.
This one:
Do you see the way his chest just collapsed after he said, "But I can't have you risking your life." That thought just clenched his heart in panic and you can physically see it.
We can see it.
I'm fine. Really.
(I'm not. Does brainrot ever stop??)
#michael âacting choicesâ sheen#strikes again#and absolutely kills me#i lied when i said i was fine#good omens#ineffable idiots#aziraphale x crowley#crowley x aziraphale#aziracrow#ineffable husbands#crowley#aziraphale#anthony j crowley#az fell#aziraphale loves crowley
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HIS FACE CARD ACTUALLY NEVER FUCKING DECLINES IM CONVULSING ON THE FLOOR RN.




dawg look at my psychiatrist, he can't stop serving cvnt âšď¸đđť
#â§rentalks!#vyn richter#the man you are#âi can fix himâ NO BRO HE FIXES ME.#THIS IS BRINGING BACK MY VYNDICTION ERA.#his li nian card got me foaming at the mouth#and this new ice skating one ABSOLUTELY DEVOURS#+ NOT INCLUDED HERE BUT his 4th bday card holy moly!!!!!#tears of themis#vyn tot#tears of themis vyn
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asmodeus, rocking up to aeor as a cleric of the dawnfather just to spite his brother who is leaning hard on the youth pastor aspect of his divinity
#critical role#cr3#cr downfall#cr spoilers#so funny#an absolute shit disturber#the lord of lies and a complete bitch#i love him and i hate him and i want to study him like a bug#brennan said what's funnier than an old priest?#an old priest who's secretly the devil and trying to fuck with his holier-than-thou brother
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I saw this post and had a vision @aroace-get-out-of-my-face
This will end in horrible bloodshed I fear
Individuals under cut!



#They are all so incredibly precious and important and funny to me. In different ways#the duality of Stanford pines everyone#gravity falls#martian stan au#abandon my eulogy#science time with dr pine#Two of these are not mine but Martian Stan AU is my (and Eâs) creation#I drew one frame for this on Monday and then got bombed with quizzes on Tuesday and drew the rest today in study hall and after school#I am the pinnacle of effiency (she lies)#Yes itâs on the back of the same Spanish worksheet as Stanley saying the ruler of earth doesnât have a mullet. Itâs my Drawing Sheet now#Drawing exaggerated expressions is absolutely terrible horrible no good he looks like the puppet he seeks to destroy#Become what you hate Stanford. Do It
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The longer I play Obey Me, the more I feel like Obey Me is a story about how the MC, in their quest to seek acceptance by the people they care about, ends up destroying themselves in the process and losing the very thing that made them so special and loved in the first place.
In the beginning of OG, they started off as just a normal human who got whisked away to a weird ass world where literally nobody respects them. Despite this, they recognised from the beginning that these demons and angels were not so different from humans. MC's ability to see the demons as actual people and not just beings controlled by their sins was what allowed them to form close bonds with them. They had good intentions to reunite the demon brothers who had undergone centuries of misunderstanding, resentment, and pent up grief. Even though they were excessively nosy, MC's unique position as a complete outsider allowed them to see just how much love the demon brothers had for each other, and how they can become closer if everybody would just better communicate with each other. Serving as the bridge to better improve the brothers' relationships was what convinced the demon brothers to also see MC as a member of their family.
But as the MC became more involved in the Devildom's problems, they started to adopt the same toxic traits that had created wedges between the brothers in the first place. From relying heavily on their pacts to subdue the brothers, to allowing a curse to control Barbatos (even though they had the ability to break it), to going along with the brothers' manipulative scheme to trick Satan into reconciling with Lucifer when Satan ran away to the human world -- it's almost like MC has unconsciously picked up on some of their loved ones' behaviour. Gone are the days where MC brings in a new perspective to problems. Now, they just embrace the chaos and their more darker traits, for that is what is expected of them to survive in the Devildom. And since everyone within their circle puts them on a pedestal, this further affirms to the MC that this is how they should be.
Dealing with the affairs of the Devildom had also caused the MC to grow more apathetic. In the beginning, they had been actively taking steps to form pacts with the brothers and were generally very invested in freeing Belphie from the attic. They remained true to themselves and insisted that they form a pact with Satan based on mutual trust and understanding, and not just as a means to smite Lucifer. Despite being in a helpless situation, MC never refused to give up their agency. But the longer MC gets involved with these shenanigans, the more they grew... numb to everything.
Solomon bringing me back to the Devildom unannounced? Oh, sure. Diavolo and Solomon hiding the reasons for my sudden return? Not my problem.
Simeon facing a problem to the point of having a quarter of the cast acting as his bodyguards? Eh, I'll just ignore it until I can't anymore.
Watching and waiting. That's what they have resorted to doing.
And that mindset of kicking problems down the line until it lands on MC's doorstep and they have no choice but to act -- that's exactly how they have been acting when they were stuck in NB, hasn't it? MC didn't bother forming pacts with the past version of the brothers until they were given an ultimatum, and even then, they simply relied on the convenient timing of each brother struggling with an inner crisis to swoop in, resolve the situation and tick them off their checklist.
MC in NB seems like an unfortunate culmination of everything they faced so far. They're too apathetic to care about getting sent to an unfamiliar place once again, too desensitised to life in the Devildom to reclaim their agency, and too desperate to earn the love of their former family to even think about anything else. They became so co-dependent to the demon brothers that they seem to think they cannot live without them or their affection, even if the ones they are living with in the past are different people from the ones they grew to love in the present.
The phrase "You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain" fits way too perfectly for the Obey Me MC. After all, MC keeps getting rewarded every time they try to get themselves killed (or even when they actually got killed). Maybe that's the only way they know how to resolve problems.
So if they can't die as the hero, they'll just learn to live as the villain.
#man ppl are writing analyses for the main LIs of the game and here I am waxing poetics about a blank-slate sheep#i am not the target audience for this game lmao#absolutely normal behaviour#obey me#obey me nightbringer#obey me spoilers#obey me mc#obey me analysis#LONG#db rambles#db vault
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How much stuff do we think Kunikida's got written down in his notebooks that are just plain false?
We've seen how gullible he is whenever Dazai starts spouting nonsense, he just writes it straight in the book, no research or fact checking. No matter how many times Dazai does this to him.
Do we think he's got a notebook titled "Bad Advice, Do Not Listen!" where he's copied out and made note of everything that turned out to be lies and trickery, so he doesn't forget and fall for them again?
How many times has he had to go to Katai, head hung in shame, because his laptop's got another virus after he clicked on another ad that promised a miracle cure to something that doesn't even ail Kunikida?
And Katai is just puling his hair out because no matter how much protection he sets up Kunikida's devices with, he still somehow finds a way to fall for scams?
How many times has Dazai had to snatch Kunikida's phone way from him because he's actively falling for a scam call for the third time this month?
Do you think Kunikida walks into doctors offices and takes one of every leaflet, "just in case, one can never be too prepared, you know."?
He needs to keep on schedule, but he is so easily taken in by every sales man on the street peddling their wares. He has lucky crystals/charms/keepsakes that he secretly keeps in his bag or desk drawer, ect. Just in case. He has books on how to get rid of ghosts and bad omens, not that he's scared of them or anything.
Just, Kunikida, my gullible beloved <3
#bungou stray dogs#bsd#bsd kunikida#bsd headcanons#he'll believe anything at least once#Two years and he still falls for Dazai's lies#bsd has so many intelligent characters who are absolute idiots and I love them
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*boop* for @bbcphile
#BOOP#mysterious lotus casebook#li lianhua#fang duobing#cheng yi#zeng shunxi#*gifs:mine#PLEASE animation is so absolutely not my strong suit lmao#this is the best i can do
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