#abc cute headcanons

[thedyingwriter]

ok so buck and tommy were both basically working the same shifts right?

buck obviously had to go to the hospital mid shift and eddie stayed back with him hence both of them were missing their shift.

tommy came as soon as his shift ended and then accompanied his boyfriend (I'm still giddy over it) buck to his loft and stayed the night to take care of him.

next day both of them were at the apartment when eddie came to treat buck and then probably left around the same time for their shifts and probably got off around the same time too which is why tommy was with buck and the 118 at the hospital waiting for denny.

then next day they went to the cemetery together for the billy boils funeral, all of this goes to show that buck and tommy try to take the same shifts or atleast as close as possible so they both can have their days off together and then spend it with each other :)))))))))

I'm so delusional and in love with them that I'll make any theory lmao

also tommy def won't fit into buck's clothes so either they went to his house to pick clothes or he keeps extra clothes at buck's place or maybe caries an overnight bag.

i just love these bratty and sassy boyfriends.

tommy is so whipped he attended a 200 yr old cowboy's funeral who cursed his beautiful boyfriend's face.

also I'm convinced that when the next day buck's face clears up it's because of what tommy said to the grave lmao

also the last scene was definitely foreshadowing. the way buck said that while looking at tommy.

also also eddie tommy friendship is so precious to me. they are our next Michael and bobby.

loved the episode so much.

[rosyhoneydew]

Bucktommy cooking together during a date night but Tommy isn’t very good at cooking so he’s bumbling around the kitchen most of the time until finally Buck does the ‘arms around him from behind’ trick to help him chop some veggies and Tommy is swooning over his sweet bf

[theotherbuckley]

I wanted to spread some good vibes in the fandom, so what are five cute headcanons you have about BuckTommy or Tommy? 🥰 And if you want to, send an ask like this to someone else.

This is such a sweet way to send positivity thank you for the ask 💜💜💜

They’re both very tactile and always cuddle together after a hard shift. Buck is an octopus in bed but Tommy doesn’t mind except when they both get too hot because they’re both giant men and LA gets warm but they don’t wanna let go of each other.

Tommy always makes an effort to show up for Buck and Buck always makes sure to remind Tommy how loved he is and how he has a family with him and the entire 118. One time at the first bbq when Bobby is back at the 118 he takes Tommy aside and he worries he’s getting a shovel talk but instead he just gets a big fatherly hug and Bobby tells him welcome to the family. Tommy cries.

Tommy always calls Buck cute and adorable and variations of that because it never fails to make Buck blush (and he finds that super adorable) because Buck isn’t used to hearing those compliments like he’s always been told his hot etc but these are different.

Tommy asks him if he should call him Buck and Buck is shaking his head so fast because no he’s Tommy’s Evan. Buck talks to him about the issues he’s had with his name and how Tommy makes him feel seen as Evan. In turn Tommy shares more about his dad and the reason he doesn’t like Thomas.

Buck can’t shut up about Tommy at work. It’s always “my boyfriend this my boyfriend that” but also Tommy shares so much about Buck at work which is team finds so cute. Tommy starts sharing all of Buck’s fun facts at work and that’s how Lucy finds out that Evan and Buck are the same person when she comments on it.

[redwhitebuddie]

good morning my dream was a montage of domestic buddie doing couples costumes at every possible occasion and chris refusing to participate in their antics

[achilles-rage]

Buck is so the type to make a personalised advent calendar for you down to the outside box and all the extremely thoughtful presents for all your interests

STOP THAT’S SO CUTE!!! he so would, and each gift keeps getting bigger and bigger too!!

it would start with some of your favourite candy/chocolate, and then maybe he’d give you a cute little stuffy based on your interests (a shark if you like the ocean, a jellycat of your favourite food, etc), and by the end it’s something like a beautiful necklace, or a surprise weekend trip to big bear or something for new years!!

(also i read this as personalized calendar at first and now i’m imagining him doing a photoshoot for each month and printing the pics in a calendar omg. and all the pics are themed, too!! hearts and red and sexy for february, spooky vampire costume for october, etc<333)

[supercalime]

bucktommy headcanon: it's tommy's birthday! buck and the kids cooked dinner. everything is prepared and already on the table, they're just having to wait a few more minutes until tommy comes back from work. cue scene that resembles the bachelor party scene between buck and ravi. "you put that back right now, we're waiting for your dad!"

Aw that’s so cute! You’re thinking really ahead here anon, and I love you for it!

[makorragal-312]

I have a headcanon where once Buck is more settled into his bisexuality, he would definitely be the type to sport some sort of bi pride jewelry at work and just in general.

Bonus points if it's gifted to him by Eddie or Chris.

[sloasis]

This is probably a really weird headcanon but I think Buck would smoke cigarettes . Like he would've gotten into it when he was a teenager solely to piss off his parents and to get attention that he was craving and get in trouble for smoking in his room , he'd smoke on the road and in Peru with friends while bartending but once he went into the fire academy he'd stop , for his fitness + cigs can start fires sometimes [ the academy probably drilled that into tests and what not ] , so he quit for a while but once those traumas started happening , losing people on scenes and getting hurt , seeing anybody else get hurt , the craving would come back , he'd fight it off but once he got crushed under that firetruck and he was ordered to heal up at home with nothing to do anymore , he'd have gone to his local gas station and bought a pack , or two , and smoke them all . That'd probably would've helped caused the embolism , but he sued the city and the fire department and kept smoking . But he got hired back into duty and had to keep the secret of smoking a few cigarettes in the alleyway of the firehouse on shifts . Everyone else definitely knew he was acting suspicious every time he said ' Be right back , gotta go to the bathroom , gotta go take this call real quick , ' but they had no clue what he was lying about or what he was actually going to go do . I think either Bobby or Maddie would catch him first , Bobby getting tired of being suspicious and needing to confront Buck about whatever he was doing and followed him back out into the alley and seeing him light up a cigarette , or Maddie letting herself into Buck's loft and seeing him smoke on the balcony . Bobby would obviously tell him to stop , maybe feeling lied to by him because he never knew Buck smoked at all . Maddie would feel concerned and ask him when he'd start smoking again , she never liked it when he smoked in the first place too . Hen and Chimney and Eddie would find out eventually , Hen would go on a rant about how bad cigarettes are bad for him and his health , Chimney would go into Buck's bag and throw away the packs , Eddie would talk about how in the army all the guys would sit around and smoke and shoot the shit but it wasn't fulfilling conversation , it was just to momentarily forget about being in the depths of war . And he would never , ever let Chris get into anything like smoking . They'd had staged a little intervention for Buck about this and that made Buck realize that they cared . So much they cared about his health and wellbeing . His parents didn't care , they just got angry and yelled and belittled Buck , that was the only time they'd ever given him attention though , but this attention , from his best friends and his captain who was a true father figure and his real concerned sister made him realize , he was loved and cared for , he didn't need to itch that craving for attention anymore with nicotine .

[yanderenightmare]

BAKUGOU KATSUKI masterlist

Boss ! Bakugo going yandere for his helpful assistant:

♡ WANTS & NEEDS

Yandere captor ! Bakugou punishes darling for a crime she didn’t commit and then regrets it:

♡ WRONGLY PUNISHED ♡ FOLLOW-UP ASK

Darling uses sex as a coping mechanism:

♡ DARLING INITIATING SEX

Hero ! Bakugou x Villain ! Deku x childhood friend ! darling:

♡ REUNION

Cock descriptions:

♡ COCK

What BNHA ! yandere is the scariest:

♡ SCARY YANDERE

Bully ! Bakugou creeps on his quirkless study partner:

♡ STUDY-SESSIONS

Bully ! Bakugo is scary and pushy and delusional:

♡ BAD GUY

Fuckfriend ! Bakugou turned yandere:

♡ BORING

Alpha ! Bakugou figures out why he bullies Omega reader:

♡ LESSON ♡ HEAT

Bully ! Bakugo series. He harasses the reader into a relationship:

♡ SEVEN MINUTES IN HELL ♡ TRUST ME

Boyfriend ! Bakugou headcanons:

♡ BOYFRIEND ! KATSUKI

Poly ! KiriBaku bullies cute darling:

♡ BAD INFLUENCE

Poly ! BakuDekuTodo x darling thirsts:

♡ BAKUDEKUTODO X DARLING ♡ BAKUDEKUTODO X DARLING ♡ POLY

Prince ! Bakugou x maid ! dalring:

♡ PRINCE x MAID

Imagines of what happens when the darling tries to deny the BNHA ! yanderes intimacy and sex:

♡ BAKUGOU

Bully ! Bakugo x poor ! darling:

♡ IN CASE OF FIRE: PUSH ALARM ♡ IN THE TRAILER ♡ FOLLOW-UP ASK

Barbarian King ! Bakugo arranged marriage with princess ! darling:

♡ BEAUTY AND THE BEAST

Yandere captor ! Bakugou reacting to pregnant darling:

♡ PREGNANT DARLINGS

Overworked and touch-starved Prohero ! Bakugou x girlfriend ! darling:

♡ ONE MORE TIME?

Yandere captor ! Bakugou with a darling who enjoys being his darling:

♡ DARLING ENJOYS BEING A DARLING

Bakugou and darling's sexual role-play dynamic:

♡ ROLE-PLAY DYNAMICS

Yandere captor ! Bakugo x pet ! darling:

♡ PET ! DARLING IN HEAT ♡ AFTERMATH OF PET ! DARLING IN HEAT ♡ BRATTY PET-DARLING

Yandere captor ! Bakugou x darling with early Stockholm syndrome:

♡ EARLY STOCKHOLM SYNDROME

Yandere captor ! Bakugou wants captive darling to be willing:

♡ WILLINGLY OR NOT

Poly Proheroes ! BakuDeku blackmails criminal ! darling:

♡ STREET SCUM

Bully ! Bakugou redemption, being charming with darling and asking her out:

♡ GIRLFRIEND

Sheriff ! Bakugou harasses backpacking tourist:

♡ HIS TOWN, HIS RULES

Yandere captor ! Bakugou's need for intimacy:

♡ INTIMATE ACTIVITIES

Bakugou having a breeding kink for his crush:

♡ BREEDING KINK

Yandere captor ! Bakugou cleaning darling’s cuts after she tries killing herself:

♡ CUTS & BANDAGES

Childhood friend Bakugou and you have been stuck in a toxic relationship forever:

♡ NO ONE ELSE

Pro Hero ! Bakugou regrets not making you his before it was too late:

♡ MISERABLE

Bakugou's type:

♡ SUBMISSIVE DARLING

Alpha ! Bakugou mating his terrified Omega ! darling:

♡ Five Steps for Alphas Mating Omegas

Prohero ! Bakugou going yandere for childhood friend ! spy ! darling:

♡ EMPTY SHELLS

Poly wolf-boys ! BakuDeku with a bunny ! darling in heat:

♡ HEATED

Daddy ! Bakugou punishes his darling for not following her strict schedule:

♡ RULE BREAK

Yandere captor ! Bakugou x clumsy ! darling:

♡ CLUMSY DARLING

How yandere captor ! Bakugou punishes his darling:

♡ PUNISHMENTS

Sadistic yandere Bakugou chases you down after you escape:

♡ BEAR-TRAP

Poly ! KiriBaku are a toxic duo for poor captive ! darling:

♡ BAD COP/GOOD COP

Alpha ! Bakugou finally finding his rebel ! Omega ! mate:

♡ MUD

Prohero ! Bakugou lusting over his equally successful childhood friend:

♡ PROFESSIONAL

Yandere captor Bakugou with a depressive darling:

♡ MELANCHOLIA

Incel ! Bakugou kidnaps reader to be his sex-puppet:

♡ TOUCH

Bakugou smut alphabet:

♡ NSFW ABCs

Bakugo frustrate with his affection over this clueless moron:

♡ SCARY LOVE

Bakugou's darling puts on his hero costume:

♡ PLAYING DRESS-UP

Yandere captor Bakugou's likes cooking with his darling:

♡ HOBBIES

Yandere captor Bakugou's sleeping habits:

♡ SLEEPING HABITS

Bully ! Bakugou being heartbroken and desperately in love with you:

♡ HEARTBROKEN

Yandere captor Bakugou spanking reader:

♡ DADDY'S GIRL

Yandere captor Bakugou with tiny darling:

♡ PUFF

How Bakugou became yandere for his darling:

♡ YANDERE BEGINNINGS

Hermit forest-dweller ! Bakugou takes lost hiker ! darling captive:

♡ HERMIT

BNHA genderbender:

♡ FEM

Bakugou teaches you how to cum:

♡ STRUGGLE

Bully Bakugou kidnaps you during the purge:

♡ THE PURGE

Parole officer Bakugou accepts your bride:

♡ OUR LITTLE SECRET

Yandere captor Bakugou infantilizes darling:

♡ DADDY'S BABY

Captive reader rebels against yandere captor Bakugou:

♡ GONE WRONG

The Torodoki family makes use of their quirkless daughter - with friends:

♡ FAMILY FUN

What type of hybrid he is:

♡ HYBRID

Sad and lonely stalker Bakugou:

♡ DRIVEN MAD

You and Bakugou survive under a collapsed building together:

♡ SHARED TRAUMA

Yandere Bakugou kidnapped quirkless reader:

♡ HYPOCHONDRIA ADJACENT ♡ PART TWO ♡ more thoughts

The Bakusquad discovers Bakugou's Omega Housewife:

♡ SECRET ♡ PREQUEL

BNHA boys as mythic creatures x darling:

♡ MYTHIC

♡ BOKU NO HERO ACADEMIA masterlist ♡ FEM x M INSERT masterlist ♡ GN x M INSERT masterlist ♡ ALL masterlists

[sukunastoy]

NSFW ABCs (N-Z) (Heian Era Ryoumen Sukuna)

A continuation of this! (A-M).

CW/TW: It’s true form Sukuna, that’s the warning.

Masterlist

N = No (something they wouldn't do, turn offs).

He's not going to cuddle you. Just plain and simple. You might get lucky and be allowed to sleep against him, but there isn't any romantic gestures in it. If he does hold you tight in the night, it's because he isn't allowing you to get far for when he wakes up and wants to go another round.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Hes only giving if it's to overstimulate you. And he does that mostly with his tummy mouth. It's tongue is huge and he will fill you with it just to watch your eyes roll back as you can't handle the intensity. He enjoys overstimulating you as he's ramming into you by letting his tummy mouth lap at your swollen clit and send you into repetitive, unprepared orgasms.

Otherwise, you're on your knees taking turns on his dicks; swallowing them down and hoping you don't run out of breath cause he isn't going to pull out anytime soon.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

He's fucking you like it's a race. Just because he's fast and rough, it doesn't mean it will be over soon.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Look, you're getting railed whenever Sukuna wants to rail you. He might be passing you in the hall and suddenly shove you up against the wall to bury his cock(s) in you. And if he doesn't take long, it's only because he plans on dragging you to his room to finish you later.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

Nothing is really a risk to him. He'll dismember you in the moment just to hear you scream because he wants to fuck you through such agony. He'll patch you up when he's done, so he isn't too worried about any kind of risk. He isn't going to let you die and escape him.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

Sukuna is insatiable, so his stamina will go for days if he wants it to. Forget any plans you might have for the week, because you're going to be his personal fuck toy until he is otherwise bored with it.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

Toys don't really exist, but even if they did, Sukuna isn't using them, and you wouldn't be allowed to have any. His dick(s) provide more than you can even handle already.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

You've never met someone more unfair than Sukuna. He doesn't tease to be cute, he teases because he wants you to be such a mess that you're basically begging him to fuck you. He'll let his tummy mouth lick you raw but offer no penetration otherwise. He might tie you up in his room for days, fucking you until you're just about to cum then he'll pull out and leave you to stay and whine. He'll edge you for weeks, and won't offer you any relief. He might let you think he's going to finally finish you off, but he'll halt and leave you screaming in despair instead.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

He's not terribly vocal. You'll hear his grunts and growls, but unless he's insulting you, he keeps fairly quiet. He isn't afraid to let you know how pathetic you are though, and he might talk about that for hours. Rarely you'll get some form of actual praise, so you better accept it with grace.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

He'll kill for you/because of you. Especially if someone touched you other than him. You're his property only. The worse someone treated you, the more gruesome and torturous their death will be. You might be just a toy, but you're HIS toy. It's nothing he'd ever admit, even to himself, but you being at his side completes him in a way nothing else ever could. It’s definitely not love, but it’s a sense of enjoyment and personal fulfillment. You’re the best at what he wants, and even though he sometimes scares the shit out of you in bed, you know exactly what he likes. You scream, moan, cry, beg, and even laugh perfectly (in those odd occasions when the two of you are just lounging.) And he isn’t interested in losing that.

X = X-ray (let's see what's going on under those clothes)

He is built to kill. All four of his arms are massive and toned, including his chest and abs. He might lounge around and seem lazy at times, but someone with that much power needs to be strong, and his body easily reflects it. Not to mention his cock(s). You thought at first he was a shower cause they were already so big, but he turned out to still be a grower, and they’re even bigger when they’re hard and throbbing for your body.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Sex is like breathing for him. It's always a need. He does have incredible self control though, but it doesn't mean he isn't thinking about pounding you into his bed all the time.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep)

He'll fall asleep relatively quick after shoving you out of his bed or rolling to his side. He's not going to cuddle or give you any aftercare, so if it's at the end of his day and he's looking to pass out after he's done with you, it will happen really fast. Though you have snuck back into his bed and cuddled up against him at times once you think he's asleep, just wanting to be close to your king. However, he's quite aware of what you're doing, as he's not the deepest sleeper. He just lets you think you’re being sneaky and getting away with something. Just be grateful when he pretends to not notice.

And MAYBE…you’ll get his hand to gently rest on your hip while you’re cuddled against him.

Maybe.

|| Hope you enjoyed! Comments and reboots are much appreciated! ||

[no1deepspacehater]

NSFW ABC's - Xavier !

A/N: Zayne is up next for this one! Minors look away ofc! Also some minor spoilers in letters E and K

Enjoy!

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

Mostly, he’s so ready to sleep, but if that doesn’t fit your needs, he stays up for you. Need a shower? He’ll help you wash up. Something to eat? He’s not the best cook but cereal after sex always hits the spot anyways.

His most preferred aftercare is after a cold shower, you both just cuddle each other to sleep. You’re his favourite teddy bear to hold.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

For him, his arms. Strong and buff from years, and I mean years, of sword practicing. Upper body strength of the Gods, perfect for holding you up with he fucks you against the wall, or just caging you in while you ride him. Grip his arms in any position and he’s beaming.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

Moderate amount when he cums BUT he leaks. One stroke and his dick is wet. Prefers to cum inside/with a condom just because it gets sticky and messy, but is SO more than down if you want him to cum anywhere else.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

While masturbating has accidentally came on one of the plushies you gave him. He fell asleep right after and it left a stain he couldn’t wash out. Said plushie is now hidden away where you’ll never find it, and when you ask him about it he always says he lost it.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

SPOILERS FOR HIS LORE!

Ok so here’s my headcanons, he’s either:

Has NEVER had sex because, well, he only wants you. Probably doesn’t watch porn for the same reason. Most knowledge he’s have is conversations with close friends but no hands on work.

HAS had sex before, but with previous lifetimes/timelines of you. Kinda more fun to work with this one because, he’d know all your sensitive spots, even ones you don’t know about. He’d now just how to rile you up and have you seeing literal stars.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

When he has energy or is in that type of mood: variations of missionary, I feel like he’d be into wall sex.

Other than that, as long as your on top of him and he could see your face, he’s happy. Sometimes he’ll let you do your thing while he’s being a little pillow princess, othertimes he’s the one in absolute control even though you’re above him.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

Always light giggles here and there because you both are being so cute. Sometimes though he’s not serious but he gets in this focused/locked in type of mode when you both are having particularly passionate sex.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

HEAR ME OUT HERE!! Rarely clean shaven just because he’d literally rather sleep. It’s not a jungle, but definitely had to start keeping it lower when you both do start to get intimate. I’d say once a week at least, once every two weeks at least. Now listen closely, he’s got a happy trail, nobody argue with me. His hair down there is a bit darker/browner than his actual hair, but it’s still pretty light that if you look too fast you’ll miss it.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

He’s a sappy little alien boy. Always showering you with praises so most of the time you’re a smiling blushing mess, which makes him smile as well. Even when he’s being dominant he’s calling you cute little pet names, anddd he’s got that smug little snark that’s just waiting for you to challenge him so he could show you who really is the most powerful here.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

Doesn’t really do it much because sleep >> anything else. When he does have to release some pent up energy he generally just does it to get it out of the way and falls back asleep. Sometimes falls asleep dick in hand mid stroke.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

I feel like he would be into roleplay. It’d take him a while to bring it up, but once he does it kinda helps him to actually express his emotions more in a way? But having you dress up as different things turns him on as well (the maid outfit is not surviving the night).

Also hear me out on this I feel like he’d have a pregnancy kink. (SPOILER: Something about you both living long enough to have a family) You’d just look sexy with a belly to him.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

His or your place, where you can really let go. As for specifics:

The bed, the kitchen counter, the bathroom, the couch, to the windowww to the wall. As long as your both comfortable, he’s so down to screw you anywhere.

But thats not to say you both haven’t gotten... freakaayyy in the staff room closet at work once or twice... or five times.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Though he can just hear your name and he’s turned on, he particularly likes when you sass him back or give a little attitude. It’s like a declaration of sexual war between you two and he’s adamant that he wins.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Won’t bruise you too hard or hurt you in a serious way (like blood and stuff). He can’t, he just can’t. Hard choking as well is uncomfortable for him.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Lives for eating you out/giving head. Even if he’s too tired for penetration he’s got more than enough energy for you to sit on his face and just let him go wild. Or literally he’ll get on his knees and just keep going harder everytime you tug his hair when he’s hitting a sweet spot. Will literally overstimulate you every time because he’s just having so much fun.

As for receiving, he doesn’t ask for it much but would neverrr decline. He twitches so much and constantly has to hold himself back from bucking his hips up and shoving his dick down your throat. Hearing you swallow all of his cum makes him literally orgasm a second time.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Fast, no, rarely. Slow, sensual, rough in an almost primal like way but still soft? Yes! He needs to feel every bit of you, and make sure you’re feeling every bit of him.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Appreciative of a good quickie. Though he’s more qeen on having ample time to do with you what he wants, there has been situations where he’s had to pull you to an empty room and set a new world record for the both of you. Sometimes the both of you are at home doing the nasty when you get called to a mission, and then suddenly it’s a race for time lol.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

If it’s for you, he’ll try anything (within reason). He is a risk taker as well, because really to him it’s not a risk if he’s going to succeed anyway. Just has to make sure he’s thought of every outcome and weighed out the pros vs cons, which he can decide very quickly when you’re looking at him like that.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

Depends on how much time between the rounds. After round one, let him take a quick nap and he’s back on it like white on rice. Anything more than that will require a full day of sleeping with cuddles with you.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

I feel like personally he never bothered with toys, but would not be opposed to use one on you. It’s like having another way to satisfy you (and tease you endlessly). He likes to feel your touch rather than a toy but he’s okay with anything you want mostly.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

He’s such a switch, honestly. One day he’s begging for you and the next he’s making YOU beg until you literally can’t handle it.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

This man is a moaner and whimperer. He tries to hold it back mostly so it’s a lot of hot whimpering and mumbling at first but keep riling him up he’ll get louder. Says your name like a prayer always.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

 Turns your plushies around before you guys have sex, all of them. He says he doesn’t want to taint their innocence.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Thick in diameter, average sized in length. Definitely a shower but it’s pretty like him in every way anyway. Has one (1) prominent vein that hits just right. Colour just slightly darker than his skin colour (he’s pretty pale so) but tip is a light pink (#E6C5AD, if you will). Turns more red as he’s about to cum/is stroking or whatever. Yes I have thought a lot about this.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Having to wait lifetimes for your lover can leave you pretty wanting at times. That being said Xavier doesn’t really indulge in himself too often, and he’s quite the sleeper so in general it’s pretty low. But it can lead to some fun times where he’s just teasing you forever.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Like a LIGHT. After proper aftercare he is ready for the nap of his life.

[aangelinakii]

DICK GRAYSON MASTERLIST !!

imagines . . .

TALK.

— swimming... fountains? (dick grayson x gn!reader)

BREADWINNER.

— (try not to) kiss the cook (dick grayson x gn!reader)

SEA SALT AND SCALES.

— you wanted to be where the people are, now you're there (pirate!dick x mermaid!fem!reader)

DOCTOR'S ORDERS.

— an apple a day keeps the doctor away (soccer player!dick x doctor!gn!reader)

DICK'S CORNER.

— 1-800-cute-barista (barista!dick x gn!reader)

ON THE RIGHT BEACHES.

— what an uptight (and hot!) lifeguard (lifeguard!dick x gn!reader)

SUMMER'S END.

— keeping it quiet till i head back (dick grayson x gn!reader)

BAD INFLUENCE.

— bad idea, right? (dick grayson x anti hero!gn!reader) REQUESTED

STRATEGY.

— hey boy, imma get ya (dick grayson x gn!reader)

headcanons . . .

DATING DICK GRAYSON

AS THE INBETWEENERS

ABC'S

AS YOUR BEST FRIEND

[notsorryiml8]

Ok, maybe a hot take or not, but I have been thinking as they're two of my Naruto favs and my favorite father-son duo and father's day is next weekend here, but nobody ever talks about how Sakumo messed up Kakashi's life. Okay, before you get on me, yes, people do talk about him un-aliving himself and the impact that had all the time, yes, I get that. BUT, nobody ever talks about how he put Kakashi into the ninja academy at 4 (!) and essentially robbed him of the possibility of EVER having a normal childhood and as a result, a normal life. I get it, I mean your child is this exceptional prodigy who's not "normal" - probably was talking at 3 months, walking at 6 months, reading at 18 months and maybe had 2 chakra natures by the time he was 3 🤷🏾‍♀️. *headcanon alert* Single-parent Dad had to work all the time as a legendary shinobi in a world at war and probably had NO idea what to do with this child with that kind of intellect and talent and would see it as a waste to keep him home (daycare/sitter/where all the other babies go who have active shinobi parents??). So he wanted to nurture those talents - to him it made sense, and in a lot of ways it does, but still...the shinobi world was messed up. 4 year olds should be learning their ABCs - yeah yeah yeah, he already knew his - or playing in the sandbox - okay, so he didn't play well with others, but still, just sayin'...

Then we get to Hiruzen. Sakumo in all likelihood had to ask permission from Hiruzen to enroll his child, who was only born 4 years prior, in the academy. But Hiruzen only saw this child as another tool. Even in the (filler) anime, Hiruzen was all hyped about watching that little 6-year-old in the chunin exams and the Forest of Death. Then, apparently, saw nothing wrong with putting that baby boy on multiple squads with teenagers and adults(!) who kept kicking him off because they refused to take orders from a baby with an attitude problem and then was also sending him on missions during a war (ngl, he'd make a good decoy and would be good at hiding and espionage bc they'd think he's just a cute little kid - Hiruzen, my man, I get it - a six year old is like 3 1/2 feet tall and weighs like 40 pounds on a good day).

Going to give gramps some benefit of the doubt. In looking at mission stats, Kakashi did a heck of a lot D-ranked missions - after Iruka, Kakashi has more D-rank missions than any other shinobi, so thinking Hiruzen possibly felt some guilt and did keep him in the village for some time because of his age (hopefully?? like "here's a mission, go pet some lonely puppies at the animal shelter and spend the day with them to build social skills."). But still...make it make sense. Everybody gets on Hiruzen because of how he treats Naruto, but old man's been treating kids that way long before Naruto was born. And don't give me that, "well, Kakashi was a genin at 5, chunin at 6, so he was technically grown" bs...because then I will say go see the first paragraph about his daddy unintentionally setting him up from the start. Everybody was trying their best, I guess...

Okay, now getting off my high horse and going to bed 😊...

[funera1pyre]

hello there! I don't know if you take requests or not, but I'm here to tell you that I love your writing and your "iii is fuming..." fic is one of my favorites 😁 I would really love to hear your take on the NSFW ABC's for iii if that's something you're interested in. thank you very much for your time! 💖

im so glad you liked it, anon 🥺

iii nsfw alphabet!! 💜

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

i think iii crashes pretty fast (he cant help it) but just as he takes care of you, he expects it in return. if he has enough energy he loves taking a bath/shower with you afterwards

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

iii loves his hands and his neck. once again big hands make brain go brrr he loves holding your small hands/linking pinkies and loves when you choke him 🤭🤭

his favorite on his partner is their hips and thighs. LOVES LOVES squeezing your thighs and gripping your hips when he rails you

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

loves cumming on your thighs and stomach. thinks you look so pretty 🥹

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

likes crossdressing and wearing skirts/fishnets 🙃 loves when you call him pretty and likes being called babygirl

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

iii has had a few partners in the past and definitely knows what he’s doing. your relationship is the first one where he’s really started to come out of his shell and be more submissive, though

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

LOVES when you ride him. especially in reverse cowgirl cuz he loves your ass

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

it’s iii, of course he’s silly during sex. he can definitely be more on the serious side but its just in his nature to crack jokes

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

def hates having too much hair down there so he keeps it trimmed shortly

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

iii always makes sure you are feeling good and always puts your pleasure above his. he can be super cheesy and romantic but more often than not he’s caught up in the moment and just wants to make you cum

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

okay hear me out. he jacks off alot. especially when he’s away on tour, he’s so pent up from being away from you he has to call you so he can cum for you ☹️

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

CROSSDRESSING!!!! LOVES dressing pretty for you. omg suck him off while he’s wearing a skirt he will go crazy. HUGE EXHIBITIONIST. loves being choked. loves being overstimulated. 100% gets off on eating you out. big masochist and i’ll die on that hill

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

iii loves fucking you in risky places and thrives on the adrenaline it gives him. takes you on the couch more often than the bed

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

being bossed around and called cute names ☹️ eating you out, when you touch his neck

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

he cannot be a hard/rough dominant. even when he’s in the more dominant role, he’s more of a pleasure top. he’s never felt comfortable in the role

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

highly prefers giving to receiving. this man will get off on eating you out and will hump the bed til he cums in his pants 🤭 will 100% eat you out when you’re on your period im sorry i dont make the rules

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

def more fast and rough, he gets so caught up in how beautiful you are and how good you feel sometimes he needs to catch himself ☹️

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

iii THRIVES on quickies. they are his absolute favorite especially in public where the two of you can get caught

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

^^ YUPPP. he is the biggest exhibitionist + will also try anything with you

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

i think iii cums pretty fast especially when his kinks are being put into play, but he likes to make you cum multiple times before he does. usually goes for one round because he knocks out afterwards

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

loves toys and likes to be blindfolded + to cuff you and be cuffed

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

big tease ☹️ also loves being teased himself. rub your ass against his dick when you walk by and he will go CRAZY. takes it as an invitation to tease you until one of you caves in

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

very very vocal when he’s subby. whining and whimpering ☹️💔

“am i doing good baby?” “that feel good?” “love how you taste baby”

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

secretly fantasizes about one of the boys walking in on the two of you and joining 🫣

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

i think he has a few tattoos and likes to wear silly underwear like with cats and stuff 💔

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

bro is horny all the time 😭 literally will have sex with you any time any where just ask.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

usually is knocked out pretty fast. tries to keep himself awake as much as he can to make sure you’re okay

[letsbangchanblog]

NSFW ABCs for INTAK

Mature content: 18+ post! Minors, do not enter!!

Summary: NSFW ABCs

Idol: INTAK from p1harmony

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

Intak needs aftercare more than you do. Aftercare has to be full of love. He thinks this is the most important part of sex. It's not good sex without sweet after care. He needs you to play with his hair, call him handsome, etc. I love you needs to be said like 7 times. Kisses. Kisses. Kisses.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Intak is very confident in his whole body but needs to hear it from you to be real. The fans can say it all they want but he only wants it from you. He will perform graphic dances but it's robotic. You make it all real.

Intak is into big hips, so he loves yours. He loves to grip them sexually and romantically. Curvy women make the world go around.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

Very normal. He actually hates things to be messy. Very fast to clean up his cum. It makes him uncomfortable so he feels so sorry for you.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Subby boy for sure. He loves people seeing him as a dominant man but only you can have him wrapped around your finger. He is very whipped. Willing to do whatever for you.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

Shocking but I don't think he has a lot. He is seen as a frat boy but he is actually very romantic. He thinks sex is for love only.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

He loves you being on top or missionary. He loves the view so much. He also can't get over the fact that someone wants to be intimate with him and stay around (he is so used to being sexualized; it means a lot for sex to be about the love you share).

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

He's a naturally goofy boy. I think he will try to act cute and sweet but it actually makes you laugh at him more. He would be his natural self even during sex. This means he will just act on impulse; he can be more serious or more humorous.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

Very well groomed. He keeps himself up to date. He would never be caught slacking. It makes him feel more confident in himself.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

One of the most romantic men during sex. He thinks your body is a gift from God and he is blessed to be touching you. He will bend over backwards for you. You just have to make sure you tell him three compliments.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

I think he thinks it's boardline wrong in a relationship. Like why would he need to do that? He has a beautiful girlfriend that makes sex so much fun.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

He wants you to see him as a bad boy sometimes. He loves being a good boy for you but wants to be bad so badly. He would lose his mind if you acted upset with him for misbehaving. He would be like no no until you tell him it's sexy.

Do not be mean to him though like calling him stupid or anything. He can't hear mean things from you but he does wanna act up and be softly corrected

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

Bedroom for the most part. He will do it on the couch but he is a very traditional man when it comes to location.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

He wants to be a good boy. He wants to make sure that he is giving you the best life you deserve. He NEEDS you to feel fulfilled in all aspects of life and will never forget sex is high on that list.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

He doesn't like when you push him around roughly. He wants to be treated softly. Do not expect hardcore sex with him. He does not get the concept. Sex can be fast paced but slapping you, degrading you…. He could never and definitely doesn't want you to do it to him. BUT he does wanna be a dirty boy.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

He isn't big on oral honestly. He will let you suck his dick if you want but would rather be balls deep while kissing you softly.

He would eat you out if you asked but he is never gonna do it himself.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Fast and sweet, or slow and sensual.. no room for rough (if he acts up, he wants you to turned on by that and ride him faster but not aggressively more like you are proud)

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

It's a no from him. He doesn't see the point. No one should be so horny they can't wait for a proper hour of loving (until he tries it before a concert).

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

Will fuck you right before a concert so you can remind him who he belongs… then take him home and tell him how naughty he was for dancing for girls that aren't you while you ride him slowly, begging to be forgiven.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

He can last a long time. He will wait until you give him permission. If he cums before that, he will blush for being bad.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

If you like them, he is willing to give it a shot. If you use toys as punishment, he will learn to be bad more often. He loves them after trying.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Please don't be unfair to him. He would never be unfair to you. He knows he was “bad” but it was only to be sexy. He would never actually be bad for you.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

Whimpers so loudly.. hardly moans but man does he whine.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

He would think you are getting bored of him and would dress up for you. He would do anything to make you want him.. maybe even let you be rough with him BUT ONLY IF YOU REMIND HIM IT WASN'T REALLY HOW YOU FEEL (just ride him slowly, you promised to not be unfair)

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Huge dick…. Blushes when you say it thinking you are doing it for his ego but no…. He's truly just big.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Horny if you are, otherwise, he has a lower sex drive. He is a good boy and will always be ready tho… being needed makes him horny

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Bro is out in 3 seconds. It was so exhausting for him to pretend to be bad. Wakes up to remind you that he's a good boy and to forgive him.

[achilles-rage]

Okay, this is def self-indulgent on my part, but hear me out: Buck with a girl who crochets. Like, maybe they're best friends (and both oblivious chuckleheads when it comes to eachother), she works as a paramedic at the station or maybe at dispatch, and she crochets to relieve stress. They're having a night in together and Buck asks if she'd be willing to make him a sweater and while she's getting measurements from him, which he wasn't prepared for, (you'd need chest, shoulder, waist/high hip, and bicep width, and arm and torso length, lots of lingering touches) he's getting hot under the collar while trying to keep a straight face cuz he doesn't wanna ruin what you have. She's trying her hardest to focus on getting it done because she doesn't want to ruin it either, but maybe she gsts down on her knees for the waist/hip measurement to see the tiny numbers on the measuring tape better and he groans at the sight. She blushes like a mad woman and asks if he's okay and then he gets all embarrassed and starts apologizing, one thing leads to another, confessions are made, hands are on bodies bada bing-bada boom. Maybe afterwards she jokingly mentions "the love sweater curse" (some knitters/crocheters think if you make a sweater for your significant other, they're bound to break up with you) and Buck gets dead serious and tells her that she's his now and nothing will change that, that he may be superstitious, but this is one curse he refuses to give any credence too and he can't wait to see what you'll make for him (and we all know he's got a possessive streak and he'd love the idea of you kinda laying claim to each other that way). Sorry this got so long lol

YESYESYES I LOVE THIS!!! unfortunately, i tried crochet and wasn’t immediately good at it so i gave up, but i wish i could get back into it lol!!

like imagine you’re not thinking about it too hard at first when you’re doing the chest/shoulder/torso measurements, and then you move on to biceps and you’re just like *audibly gulps* as you wrap your measuring thing around his extremely large and beefy bicep😵‍💫

and then when you bend down he’s rock hard in an instant, and praying to god you won’t notice, but you’re focusing so hard and not letting him see your hands shake that you don’t. and then when you stand up, you’re sort of in a daze as you go “okay, that’s all i need” and he sees the look in your eyes and just launches himself at you🦋🦋

but also imagine him lowkey being like 😳 at the curse at first LOL and then maybe he gets so nervous that it somehow causes a little argument (idk what about, i have no creativity this morning lol) and then he’s like bro wtf are you doing??? to himself and vows not to let the curse happen because he’s finally got you to himself, and he’ll be damned if you get taken from him just as he finally got you all to himself<333