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Adım Farah… 💔

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[faunandfloraas]

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“desperate” - Jegulus microfic - @into-the-jeggyverse - 528 words

“traditions” - 25 Days of Jegumas - Day 12 - @noblehouseofgay

Regulus sighs and slumps back in the booth across from Sirius.

“Stop moping.” Sirius tells him.

“I’m not moping.” He lies.

“You are moping.” Regulus just glares at him. “The Christmas Party is one of my favorite traditions and you moping about it is quickly becoming my least favorite tradition.”

“I’m not moping and it’s not a tradition.”

“You are. And this is the third year you’ve moped about not having a date, which officially makes it a tradition. But I’m putting a stop to it. I’m setting you up with one of my friends and you’re coming to the party this year.” Sirius takes out his phone.

“You will not.” Regulus says adamantly.

“It’s fine.” Sirius waves him off and starts typing. “James doesn’t have a date either and we’re all going as a big group, but this way if people start to couple off you and James won’t be left alone.”

“I’m not having my big brother set me up on a date. Doesn’t that sound a bit desperate?” Regulus rolls his eyes.  

“You are desperate, Reggie.” Sirius sends him a matching eyeroll.

“I am not.” Regulus slumps back again. After a few seconds he adds, “Which one is James, again?”

“Tall, glasses, crazy hair.” Sirius describes.

“The one with the sexy abs?” Regulus asks, sitting up a bit.

“Eww. Do not call his abs sexy. And when have you even seen his abs?” Sirius makes a disgusted face.

“I saw a picture of you and three guys at the beach. Lupin, a shorter guy and a tall guy with sexy abs.” Regulus smiles.

“Ewww. Stop saying that.” Sirius looks down when his phone vibrates. “Ewww. Ewwww.” He looks even more disgusted.

“What?” Regulus asks, but Sirius is too busy pretending to gag to answer. “Sirius, what?” Still not getting an answer, Regulus reaches across the table and grabs his phone and when he looks at the text, both his eyebrows fly up. “He thinks I’m gorgeous?” Regulus questions and then smirks as he continues to read.

“Stop smirking.” Sirius scolds him. “Regulus, stop smirking. That is not a compliment.” He says and grabs his phone back.

“When a guy with sexy abs tells you, you have a slutty waist, it’s always a compliment.” Regulus’ smirk grows.

“It is not. And he didn’t tell you. He told me, which is disgusting.” Sirius starts aggressively typing. “You. Are. Disgusting.” He says as he types it.

“I changed my mind. Set me up.” Regulus tells him.  

“What?” He shrieks. “No! I am not setting you up! This was a horrible idea. You two should never even meet. I don’t know what I was thinking. This is a terrible…” Sirius continues to ramble as Regulus sends a text.

“It’s fine. I’ll just text him myself.” Regulus dismisses Sirius’ spiral.

“What?!” Sirius shrieks again. “You can’t. You don’t have his number.” Sirius says with a smug look.

“No. But Lupin does. And he thinks we’re really going to hit it off.” Regulus holds out his phone to show Sirius a text from Remus and a shared contact.    

“What?!?” Sirius shrieks a third time.

“Sirius, will you stop doing that? People are starting to stare.” Regulus says casually as he saves James’ number.   

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Community fanart I love troy and abed in the morning

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mini sanusos 🤫🤫

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THE friend group ever.

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ill post this because ill be busy with two animations for a few days

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[itagakimizuki]

BL DRAMA NO SHUEN NI NARIMASHITA: CRANK UP HEN (2023) | EP 1

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[idontmindifuforgetme]

Kendrick Lamar put crack in Not Like Us how is it possible that I’ve been listening to it on aggressive replay for a week now

[ibrethhere]

I once made this 20 page long investigation project about Autism and language development disorder, and deaf-blind people, for school. And I made this collage of pop culture characters that the audience has accepted as autistic. I'm really proud of it, and my friki teacher really liked it . I got 10 jeje. Just want to share the collage that I used for the cover. You can see who I am as a person.

[oh-no-its-bird]

I kind of ended up w a small pile of Hatake ocs and lore to fill the early konoha timeline void, and a big thing is like. They all die to preserve the narrative. A lot of them very young bc again, made to fill the time line, so logically, there had to be some Hatake kids/teenagers who met an unfortunate end.

So I'm kinda sitting here considering a 4 part fic where each chapter revolves around a specific Hatake and their inevitable death, w maybe a bonus chapter at the end being about Sakumo

"Death of the Wolves," the unfortunate end of the Hatake's, told in 4 parts

The Hatake's helped set the Konoha standard rule of "a team can only be made up of so many % of one clan" (with special exceptions) after a large chunk of them got sent on a mission together bc of their specializations and all wound up dead, wiping out a solid 90% of the clan in one night.

Actually, expanding on that bc the tragedy is so good -> I already established that in my time line, the Hatake head, Haruka (Sakumo's mother, Tobirama and Hashirama's aunt) died under a week after Tobirama's death, and she would have lead that failed mission. Does that mean one of Hiruzen's first acts as war time Hokage resulted in the accidental slaughter of his beloved dead Sensei's mother's clan? That's amazing actually, so much drama there. I bet him Danzo and Kagami argued like crazy after that monumental fuck up, probably went on to define how he feels ab being Hokage / what that entails. Fun times!

Anyways, I'd also be very interested in exploring early konoha politics n stuff. Especially from the multiple views of not the people in charge of making the village but the ones who are living in it. The view from the ground up, instead of looking down from the tower. The younger generations being brought to this new village, going from their isolated clan lands to suddenly being surrounded by others their age from different clans, possible for the first time ever depending on their age and their clans level of secrecy.

Also, I really wanna poke at the outsider pov of Madara and other founders— but mostly Madara bc I find his downfall very fun to think about, especially from the POV of someone not in his clan.

I'm so in love w the take of the Hatake's being fond of Madara bc "he'd make a very good Hatake." Something about the two tropes of the Uchiha being a clan that loves love and the Hatake being a clan w similar values when it comes to family and loyalty just meshes so well.

Comedy moment where Haruka is weirdly insistent on Madara potentially marrying into the clan, not even for the politics or anything but specifically bc she NEEDS a cute squishy Hatake baby with his massive hair. She NEEDS IT, MADARA.

Anyways also just the early konoha inter clan drama but like. From the eyes of the clan kids. The Uchiha kids seem to be having some sort of terf war with the Senju— but it was interrupted by the Hyuuga, and now the Senju and Uchiha kids are somehow banding together against the Hyuuga? But oh no now the Nara kids are teaming up w the Hyuuga, and the Hatake kid (singular bc there's literally only like 1) seems to have an actual blood feud going on with the Hyuuga clan heir— but the older Hatake teenagers are fond of the Hyuuga's baby clan heir so it's just a mess. All the clan drama but with none of the tragedy bc everyone involved is a child.

Meanwhile the older clan members are somehow bonding over their children's fights bc they're all struggling to pull them away, or going "what the fuck do you mean you teamed up with the SENJU??" Then sharing a disbelieving Look(tm) w the opposing Senju's parents before realizing what they just did and having a crisis of faith ab it

Meanwhile the teenagers are having a wonderful time, especially those from smaller more isolated clans like the Hatake. There's so much romantic drama, there's probably a whole shinobi soap opera happening in that direction. Hormonal shinobi teenagers from opposing clans just got dropped into the same dating pool it's gonna be a MESSSS.

Even funnier if you take crumbs from my senju weed empire au and like. Some of these clans regularly smoke n stuff. Meanwhile other clans have never touched a psychedelic in their life. Some are especially vulnerable to drugs due to heightened senses (Orochi, Inuzuka, Hatake) while others have been smoking since they were younger and have an insane tolerance and very much distorted views of a reasonable amount of weed to smoke (Senju, Nara, Shiranui) There is no way in hell that goes well. Someone is going to get fucked up in a MAJOR way.

Well-intentioned Nara accidentally gets a bunch of dog wired guys and one snake high out of their fucking minds, the high lasts a full week for some of them and one sometimes wonders if they ever really came down from it

Anyways I got a bit off track but yeah! Early Konoha fic that revolves around the daily lives of differently aged Hatake ocs, taking a look from different angles of Konoha and all the silly clan drama and daily lives of an early Konoha shinobi— each chapter being different degrees of generally lighthearted, but ending in the Hatake's death. The fact that each Hatake is in with a different crowd and is a different age would make it even more fun and easier to explore the different layers Konoha has to offer! It's for sure on my list of things I wanna write

(Also I'd really love to have it just so I can point to it as a good introduction for my Hatake ocs. I love tricking people into learning ab my ocs it's great)