#aa clint

[justlous-art]

when you have a parasite in your vents

[jarvispoptart]

Tony Stark: *speaking Italian*

Steve Rogers: I know, I know.

Clint Barton: You speak Italian?

Steve Rogers: No. I just know the phrase, 'this is all your fault' in every language Tony speaks.

[hurtspideyparker]

oh yeah, that's the spot

[schrijverr]

Avengers Assemble Tony breaks down when he comes home and sees they’ve wrecked the Tower again, because he puts so much time and effort into their living space and fixing it up every time they wreck it again. Like, I know it’s a gag, but this man has a job and is responsible for their house and they just keep breaking it and I can just picture him arriving after a long day of meetings (maybe he got yelled at for missing a deadline that he missed because he was off fighting a threat, but it never made it to earth, so the board doesn’t believe him due to his rep) and he just takes a look at the state of their living room and breaks down crying.

[askatrigenderlgbt]

Marvel prompt~♥

Tony: Clint?

Clint: *Munching on Pizza* Yeah?

Tony: *Sighing* Do you have to sit on my lap?

Clint: Yes.

Tony: Why?

Clint: *Hugs Tony.*

Clint: Bromance.

Tony: ...

Tony: Fine.

[xenocorner]

Oh

Oh no

I have fallen into a new hole

[sol-dial]

Hehe I love watching AA and just showing my favorite screenshots buuut might not be in order because DAMN the last few episodes had good animation especially with Tony in his armor buuut anyways

Season 3, episode 10: The Inhuman Condition

I love specifically this screenshot from the beginning of the episode. Black Widow is being amazing and training with ballroom music and being majestic (as always <3). Hulk is there and tells her that Tony called everyone for a meeting.

When they enter the room, we see Tony just serving??!!

It’s hilarious since everyone is just standing (well besides Clint he’s sitting) and Tony is just slouching ƪ(˘⌣˘)ʃ

Also another favorite screenshot just because

I know it’s a meeting and serious things but I love Steve with his arms crossed, Clint sitting and his hands, and an even more close up of Tony serving (also him and Steve sharing a look?? 👀). Tony with a hand on his hip will always be my favorite thing ╰(*´︶`*)╯♡

[rayray2390]

AA Clint Barton x Reader

Part 4: Hulk’s day out

I walk into the kitchen wearing my hero outfit. I hear someone in there and I peak around the corner and see that it’s Clint. I sigh internally because it’s been at least two weeks since my talk with Natasha. I’ve been hesitant on confessing because my last relationship ended horribly. My ex treated my like I was everything and I was extremely happy. We dated for a year then he cheated on me with some girl and claimed I wasn’t putting enough work into our relationship. When in reality I was busy getting used to my powers. I distanced myself from love after that. I snap out of my thoughts when Clint calls out to me. “Hey (y/n), what’s up?”

His smile makes me melt but I shove down those feelings and smile back at him. “I came for a late-night snack.” I look down at the sandwich he made.

He then holds it up proudly. “I have made the perfect sandwich. Want me to recreate it for you?”

“Sure, I don’t see why not.” I honestly could go for a sandwich. I haven’t eaten much all day and could go for one.

Before Clint could get the ingredients out an alarm went off and J..A.R.V.I.S pulled up a screen of what looked like a meteorite and begins to speak. “Hawkeye, Spider-Woman, there seems to be an object being heading towards earth.”

“Hey J.A.R.I.V.S perfect sandwich.” Clint said a little annoyed and gets ready to bite into his sandwich. He was probably feeling the same as me, upset our quiet night was getting ruined.

The AI’s voice interrupts my thoughts. “Perhaps the sandwich would like to save the day.”

I hate how sassy the AI can be. But at times it’s also funny so I don’t mind as much. “Come on Clint, let’s get this over with.” I hear him groan and leave the sandwich on the table. But he quickly goes back for it, and we head to a jet.

Clint is flying the jet with one hand while eating his sandwich with the other. I’m looking at the screen with the object heading towards earth. J.A.R.V.I.S speaks put to give us more information. “Object appears to be friendly.”

“Friendly?” I ask. “That’s an object heading towards earth, I highly doubt it’s friendly.”

Clint sets down his sandwich and puts his now free hand on the other control panel. “Well, whatever it is we’re going to have to catch it.” I’m baffled at his words, but since it might be our only way I’ll go with it. “You might want to hold on, because this’ll be rough.” I pull my seatbelt on tighter and put my hands on the control panel and get ready to help when his voice cuts me off. “Don’t worry, I can catch as well as I can shoot.”

“You better be Barton.” Clint moves the jet in front of the hurdling object that’s now on fire. We make contact with it and it makes the jet stumble to the ground. Once on the ground, we take a moment to recover. “You good?” I ask Clint my voice a little strained.

“Yeah, I’m good. C’mon let’s see what that was.” We get to the roof of the jet and I’m surprised to see Hulk there. “Jeez Hulk, your looking greener than usual.”

Hulk groans and looks around confused. “Hulk? Who Hulk?”

I’m getting a bad feeling about this. “You know, 8 feet tall with an attitude problem and has a thing for smashing.” I say with a worried smile hoping to jog his memory a little. But all Hulk does is shrug still looking confused.

“Wait, your serious?” Clint looks just as worried and confused as me.

“Can’t remember anything,” Hulk’s voice is strained but quickly becomes serious. “Except, worlds gonna end.” With that being said, he passes out on the jet roof.

—————

It takes us a while, but me and Clint are able to get Hulk to the tower. We informed Sam and Steve about Hulk’s condition while on our way to the tower. We get him into the lab where Sam can examine him further. “I’m no expert, but it looks like he got a hit to the head.” Sam states as he motions to the bruise near Hulk’s head. “I’m just not sure what’s strong enough to smack the Hulk across the sky like that.”

“Nothing,” Steve said coming into the room and looked at Hulk. “Which is a very scary thought.”

A screen lights up with Tony’s face on it. I’m assuming Sam called him while me and Clint were bringing Hulk here. “How’s the patient?”

Hulk sees Tony on screen and panics. “A ghost!” He backs up off the table we put him on and falls causing the floor to shake. It took a second for me to see Clint put his arm in front of me to protect me, which makes those damn butterflies appear in my stomach again. “What’s your name?”

Tony has a look of worry on his face now at the sight of Hulk. “Ok then.”

“Where are you?” I ask Tony since he’s not here. “This is pretty important.”

“I know,” Tony answers, and I hear moving from the outside of his suit. “That’s why we’re holo chatting while I save a Japanese oil tanker from sinking. What do we know so far?”

“Hulk has retrograded amnesia,” Steve answers. “He doesn’t even sound like the Hulk. The only thing he seems sure of is- “

Before Steve could finish his sentence Hulk interrupts him. “The world is gonna end!”

There’re more moving sounds on Tony’s end as he speaks. “If I had a dollar for every time I heard that, I’d be even richer. There’s a bad storm heading our way, it’s nothing like I’ve seen before.”

Hulk messes with the light we were using to look at him closely. He presses a button on it that practically blinds him, and he smashes it. I look back to the screen and ask Tony. “Do you need backup?”

Tony shook his head. “Not yet. I’ll play storm chaser while you guys try to restore Hulks memory. Try his room maybe something there will jog it.” After that Tony ends the call and we all head to Hulks room.

I’ve never been to Hulk’s room before. I haven’t had the courage to even look inside. But once we’re in there I’m surprised to see a bunch of glass figurines line the walls. It’s really beautiful. “He really keeps the place clean.” I say as I look closely at the figurines.

I look over at Clint who picks up one. “And so pretty.” Hulk walks over and I can see the anger rising slightly but it looks like he won't lose control to protect his stuff. “There’s nothing wrong with clean and pretty.” Clint defends but all Hulk does is take the figure and sets it back on the shelf. “Remember anything yet big guy?” Clint’s voice is softer this time and with more concern. Despite their many disagreements I’ve seen he really cares for Hulk.

Hulk turns to us and points to us one by one as he speaks. “Maybe, Bird face knows about tech,” He points to Sam. “Joke man not funny,” He points to Clint next. “Flag mans name is flag man,” He points to Steve then to me last. “And Spidey girl has a crush on joke man?”

I feel my heart leap at his words and can feel my face go red. No one says anything for a long minute, and I don’t look at Clint or anyone to see their reactions. “Wait really?” I can hear the smirk in Clint’s voice. I don’t have the courage to stay there any longer. I slowly turn to leave with my hair over my face to avoid any eye contact.

Once I reach the door the last thing, I hear is Hulk’s confused voice. “Was no one supposed to know that?”

—————

I don’t know where I’m heading, but I’ve got to leave the tower. I can’t believe out of all the things Hulk remembers he remembers my crush on Clint. Not only that he called me out. I swing around the city with my mask on trying to take my mind off the situation. That’s when I hear a voice call out to me. “Hey, Spider-Woman!” I Look down from where I’m standing, and I see Peter in his hero costume mask and all. He’s also wearing an apron and standing near a hot dog stand.

I jump down from the building and land safely. I walk over to him and pull my mask off, unlike him it’s ok for me to have mine off. “Hey, long time no see little bro.” I smile at him and go to hug him.

Peter hugs me back and pulls back after a minute. “How’s life on the Avengers?” My smile faltered a little as I remember the situation I was put in. Peter notices and can tell something’s off. It’s been a while, and I haven’t told him about my crush on Clint. “What’s wrong?”

“It’s a long story. Do you have time to listen while you…sell hot dogs?” I motion to his apron and the hot dog cart.

“This is also a long story. You see Hulk came by and ate all the hot dogs at this stand and left me to sell them to pay them off.” I never would’ve guessed Hulk and Peter hung out. Maybe the team should know about this. “Anyway, enough about this, what’s wrong with you?” I end up spilling everything to Peter. I tell him about the team and about my now revealed crush on Clint. And just like always he doesn’t judge me for it, I never realized how much I missed him till now.

“And just like that, my crush knows I have a crush on him.” I said feeling upset. It feels like Clint rejected me already and we haven’t properly talked about it yet.

“Sounds rough.” Peter said as he sold another hotdog to a customer. “But from what it sounds like, Clint’s a good person. He probably won't hurt you.” Peter may have a point but I’m too upset to pursue another relationship. “Don’t let what Ryan’s actions get to you; he shouldn’t be the reason you keep yourself from being happy.”

Just as I’m about to respond, the Avenjet makes an appearance and Sam, Cap, Clint, and Hulk, walk out. I pull my mask over my face to mostly avoid eye contact with Clint. Behind my mask I do end up looking at him and all he does is smile and wave at me. I keep my voice as calm as I can as I introduce Peter. “Avengers, this is my little brother Spider-Man.”

As Sam, Steve and Hulk talk to Peter about Hulk being here Clint walks by my side a smile still on his face. “So, (y/n) you uh…having a good day?” His voice is confident, but I can tell he’s feeling bashful. It can’t be possible he’s got feelings for me back, right?

I feel grateful my mask is covering my face because I feel my blush coming back. “Yeah, it’s ok.” I keep my voice as casual as possible. I cross my arms over my chest not knowing what to do. I refuse to let him get closer; I don’t want to be hurt again.

“Do you have any plans tonight?” Clint’s voice breaks me out of my thoughts. I stiffen a little at his question, he’s definitely going to ask me out. “Because if not, maybe we could go for a pizza or maybe a movie? It’s up to you.”

I want to take him up on his offer badly, but I don’t want to risk being hurt again. Maybe Peter is right, I shouldn’t let my ex’s actions keep me from being happy. Just then Hulk jumps into a rainbow and disappearing, Peter’s voice speaks up now annoyed. “That’s what he did the last time! Come back her and sell these wieners!”

“Follow him.” Cap motions for Sam, Clint and I to follow but I stay by Peter’s side. I can’t be near Clint, I just know I’m going to lose my mind if I do. “(Y/n) are you coming?” Cap looked back to me and I shook my head quickly. Thankfully he didn’t pressure me to follow, but I have a feeling once I return to the tower nothing is going to be the same.

—————

(Time skip)

It’s now the end of the day and I’m sitting at the dinning table scrolling through my phone. As much as I’m feeling down it was nice seeing peter again. Peter has a point though; I can’t let Ryan’s actions affect me. I want to be happy, and I can’t keep holding onto this heartbreak. My thoughts are interrupted when I see the team enter now with Thor by their side and I’m assuming Hulk went to his room. “Hey guys, did you get Hulk’s memory back?” I try keeping my tone cheerful, but it comes out a little shaken. I’m hoping they all forgotten about my crush on Clint.

“Yeah, we got it back, and honestly we learned more about him today as well.” Cap answered as they all sat at the table with me.

Clint sits next to me and has a smile on his face. I try avoiding eye contact with him as my heart beats a little fast at his closeness, and as he speaks. “Yeah apparently, he goes bowling with the Thing, often eats lunch with Spider-Man, and all those figurines he has come from the Glorian.”

I finally look to Clint now with a confused look on my face. “What?”

He chuckles softly at my confusion. “There’s a file, ask Cap. It’s his hobby apparently.”

Cap gives Clint a soft glare, and you can tell there’s no real heat behind it. “Anyway, Hulk wanted to talk to you (y/n). He said he wanted to apologize in person.” I nod at Cap’s words and go make my way to Hulk’s room.

Once I’m there I knock on the door and hear Hulk’s voice. “Come in.”

“Hey Hulk, doing any better?” I ask as I enter. He doesn’t face me yet; it looks like he’s setting another figure on his shelf delicately. Honestly, it’s nice to see this side of Hulk then again, he’s never given me a reason to be afraid of him.

“I wanted to apologize for calling you out, ya know in front of the team.” He turns to me and gives me a small smile. I know he didn’t mean to do it; it was just him trying to remember the team.

“It’s ok Hulk. Sure, I was embarrassed and hid from the team for bit, but I’m fine really.” And I mean it. Hulk has nothing to be ashamed of.

“It still wasn’t right,” Hulk continued. “I promise next time there’s something you won’t want others to know, I won't reveal it.”

I give him a smile and nod. “I appreciate that Hulk, thank you.”

————— I’m walking back to my room when I hear Clint call out to me. “(Y/n) can we talk?” I freeze mid-step at his question. I know we need to talk, and I don’t know if I’m ready for that yet.

“N-now?” I stutter turning to him as he makes his way beside me.

“Well yeah now.” He chuckles awkwardly. “Look about what hulk said, is it true?” He seemed hopeful, like he wanted it to be true. I give a silent nod and can feel my cheeks heat up. “Ok good,” Clint let’s out a small sigh of relief. “Because I feel the same. And when I asked if you wanted pizza earlier, you acted as if it wasn’t.”

Now I feel bad, but also a little relieved. Clint has feelings for me too, which causes my fear of being hurt again to rise. “Look I um, my last relationship ended badly.” I start and I can see that he thinks I’m rejecting him, but I quickly put an end to those thoughts. “It’s not that I don’t want to start something with you, I just don��t want to get hurt again.”

I can feel my voice shake at the end and he must hear it too, because what he says next shocks me. “I get it, and I’ll do whatever it takes to make sure you don’t get hurt again.” I can tell he means it. He reaches out and takes one of my hands like it’s made of glass. “We’ll go at your pace, no matter how long it takes I will help you get past this fear.” That’s when I feel the butterflies again and this time, I feel ready to start a new relationship.

[sadiecoocoo]

Anyone else ship hulk and Hawkeye, specifically the versions of them from EMH and Avengers Assemble? They had some moments that are really underrated

The rarest of rare pairs 😭

[grimreaperofroleplay]

Pov; me trying to convince people that AA Hawkeye is actually Asexual

[justlous-art]

clint is stevetony #1 shipper!

[jarvispoptart]

Clint: *still walking around disappointed, 6 hours after his trip to the aquarium*

Tony: What did you think a tiger shark was, Clint?

[cosm1cbrownie]

get a room! Clint and Janet being unwilling participants in the pining..

[airlocksandaviaries]

Steve and Tony’s passionate love affair in avengers assemble basically distracted everyone from the fact that Hulk and Hawkeye were fucking the entire time

[askatrigenderlgbt]

Marvel Prompt~~~

Tony and Clint are working in the same space, bouncing ideas of each other and making small talk.

Clint: *notices Tony slouching* You okay, man?

Tony: *jerking up straight* Yeah, yes I'm fine. Just deep in thought...

(Tony is lying. He nearly fell asleep and face planted on the desk.)

Clint:*knows Tony is lying* You tired or something?

Tony:*snorts* sleep is for the weak. *Focusing back on his work*

(Clint can see the bags under Tony's eyes, his body language screaming exhausted, and how his eyes slowly drifted before he forced himself to focus again.)

Clint:*moving to sit next to Tony* Then I am very weak, I kinda want a nap.

Tony:*takes a second to process what Clint said* then take one. No one is stopping you, Clint.

Clint:*puts a arm around Tony* yeah, but I want a buddy to cuddle! So can we...

(Tony couldn't stay awake anymore, his body finally giving in and falling asleep. Tony had fallen asleep and ended up resting against Clint, head on his shoulder.)

Clint:*starring at Tony's face*...*blushes hard* okay, this is fine...

Clint:*internally* Oh my god, why is he so cute! No one should be this cute, how is he this adorable! I just wanna keep him and protect him from everything... Maybe Nat wouldn't mind bringing Tony in. After all, he is a sweetheart.

(Clint's hand unconsciously moves to Tony's waist, rubbing little circles there. Tony sighs in his sleep, content and peaceful.)

Clint:*internally* Yep, I'm keeping him.

(Clint rests his head against Tony's)

???:Clint.

Clint:*eyes widen with panic* H-hey Steve!

Steve:*behind Clint stone faced, seething inside* What are you doing with Tony?

Clint:*Scared and wanting to live* we were working on different things, bouncing ideas off each other and I noticed Tony was tired. I did plan to take Tony to his room, after I tricked him into agreeing. But he feel asleep while I was trying. S-so here I am! I didn't want to move cause I wanted to let him sleep! Ya know?

(Clint is trying not to shake with fear, as not to wake Tony, but can't keep said fear out of his voice.)

Steve:*voice drops an octave* then why is your head on Tony's, Clint?

Clint:*pales* uh...

Steve:*frowns* I see...

(Steve separates the two, careful with Tony. Picking up the sleeping genius Steve walks out heading for his own room, as it's closer. He stops before he leaves, however.)

Steve: Clint?

Clint:*afraid* ...yeah?

Steve: Next time, just carry Tony to his room if he passes out like this. Understood?

Clint: Y-Yep! Understood loud and clear, captain! Carry the leader to his room, can do...

(Steve walks away. Clint finally lets out a shaky breath, the panic easing slightly. He stares longingly at the seat Tony had just been sitting, wanting him to come back and sit with him again.)

Clint:*internally* I swear Cap, you break his heart once, hurt him one time, me and Nat will take him faster than Thor's lightning. I promise you that. He is too cute to be taken by a meanie!

If anyone can make this fanfiction, I will praise your name.

[mithology-marveloholick]

Imagine Tony and Clint create a podcast as a joke and it blows up on the internet

Tony: Can we talk about please, what I have written down here which is Asian womanuses tampon as a weapon?

Clint: Yeah

Tony: *wheezes*

Clint: We gotta pay the bills. We gotta keep the lights on here. What about this Asian woman using tampon as a weapon?

Tony: You brought it up!

Clint: I did, I did. I saw the video. Listen, I've not- I've been in one physical fight in my whole life

Tony: *snorts* How many mental? *laughs* One physical fight. Many mental fights. *laughs*

Clint: Hundreds, thousands of mental fights. But, if you're in a fight, just a word of advice. I don't encourage violence or physical altercation. But if you see someone, go in their pants and rummaging around-

Tony: Time to go home

Clint: Whatever is coming out, is not good.

Tony: I'm calling my mom to pick me up.

Clint: Don't stay to find out what it is, because it's either uh-

Tony: It's either pee pee, poo poo or like bing bang

Clint: Or pew pew

Tony: Yeah pew pew, pee pee or poo poo *laughs*

Literally five minutes after posting the episode, the Avengers are seen fighting another villain