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[mydayyy]

we had christmas tonight :) it felt weird to wait a couple days but it was nice to exchange gifts and have dinner at home. i got some fun things but i'll wait until tomorrow when its light out to take some photos & post them

[thesparrowfliessouthforspring]

Nothing more satisfying to me than changing my age on all my social media platforms once Jun 20 roles around each year. Happy birthday to me ☺️🥳

[queer-here-and-in-fear]

shorthands for dumbassery that i have grown to love deeply

"how dare you say we piss on the poor" in response to someone misinterpreting your post

"_ isnt gonna fuck you" for suck up behavior

"woah. should we tell everyone? should we throw a party?" for who the fuck cares

"and what if the world was made of pudding" for when would this ever matter.

"and sharks are smooth both ways" for a group of people heatedly arguing with 1 guy who is fucking with them all

".. but its about a witch in the alps finding her lost cat" for someone trying to sanitize something to the point of absurdity

[yuttikkele]

hey gamers I’ve started watching star trek does anyone else see the romantic tension between captain kirk and mr. spock

[lapdogchase]

[milchicksmoustache]

it's so wild to me that you absolutely cannot force a hyperfixation to happen. like you'll watch the most perfectly tailor-made-for-you content that everyone says you'll love and feel absolutely nothing, and then the thing you watch on a whim to fill time will reach through the screen and put its damn fingers in your brain and start rearranging the neurons right in front of you and every single time you're like THIS??? THIS??????? and this happens like every 6-12 months forever

[lun-rk800]

Several documentaries publically treating Luigi Mangione as guilty before his trial even started got released over the past 2 months.

Here's the billion dollar companies behind them.

[gayvampyr]

the generational gap between me and the people my age who use chat gpt

[mikufanclub]

[koobiie]

i feel strongly about this

[ducktollers]

🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊

[thankyouforthefunny]

[copepods]

guy i saw on train today

[lapdogchase]

u used to be able to put a dvd in your computer. and then u could watch it

[bengustown]

happy birthday everyone