#a yr in so-md

[soracities]

Why are you inclined to wait for the hype to die down before listening to the album? just curious, no need to answer:-)

honestly it's just a v distinct feature of my brain in that for god knows WHAT reason i just do not get w things at their peak (if i do at all). i've been like this since i was like 8 so i think its partly just preferring to do things at my pace rather than because everyone else is (also i feel like people get weird w hozier online and i want to be away from that). but also if i'm partaking in / discussing something i much prefer to do it intimately so before anything else i will absolutely be flooding @agapebynicholasbritell and @dearorpheus DMS when i finally listen to it 💗

[coffeeandcalligraphy]

Adorned by stars | Changing States

When he hits the I-70, Jeremiah slots George Michael’s Faith into his ’98 Accord and drives with the windows down. His mother would chide him for two reasons: a) he’s wasting fuel and b) it’s begun to storm. But he likes the way the wind shears through his hair like a nail breaking drywall and he likes the way spats of rain settle on his skin like constellations because on the road, he isn’t just a hand for someone else to hold, a body to handle, a man who looks at another man and fears how much of himself he’s lost in his reflection. No. On the road he is the sky, adorned by stars of his own making, relentless in his abundance, blinking in the absence of any other light.

A little Changing States aesthetic & excerpt!

i'm so normal about him i'm so normal i'm so normal i'm so-

[spocks-kaathyra]

finally finished House MD. pathetic wet rag of a man

[calnexin]

Some of my favourite House episodes are the ones where he’s kinda delegated to NPC status… like the beginning of season 4 where the new cast is being introduced so they’re the main focus, and he’s just their weird boss that lurks in the dark corners of the hospital waiting for them to screw up so he can wack them with his cane

It really highlights how outside of the audience perspective he is just some cranky old man who is strange and off putting to anyone that’s not Wilson or Cuddy

[saucerfulofsins]

Ngl watching House for the first time after almost losing my foot and then using a crutch for 5+ years before I did specialised physio for chronic pain is like... Actually I keep feeling like his experience is... Familiar? Believable really. The ups and downs, the link to mental wellbeing, the belief it's gone and the struggle with the pain and with disability becoming a part of your being and how those can and do bite eachother, and the scars always being there to remind you?

I'm not saying the other medical things depicted are realistic, I'm not. I'm no medical expert. But the whole experience he has (minus the vicodin addiction/enabler polycule) resonates with me now, which is... Interesting and unexpected tbh.

[bitchinlyras]

why did they have to throw the og team into the deep end with the dibala plot, why couldn’t we have just had a fun kooky slightly problematic season 1-3 style episode first😭

[spicypussywave]

i started house s1 yay!

[joelletwo]

=_____= this house episode abt the married porn actors is so annoying. 'oh its 2009 mainstream attitudes were different' shut upppp these doctors are moralizing judgemental assholes to their patients faces so many times and the show wants me to think theyre right for that

[faaun]

is it hard to get an MD PhD . ik it is but is it fr

[morcellement]

Why do I find THE twist for baking my own rolls only two weeks before we move back to Germany??

It‘s letting the dough rise cold over a longer time before forming the rolls. I started thinking about timing and temperature of the rise while reading about US sourdogh bread 😂

[isurvivedlittlemix]

just got absolutely read to filth

[thefandomlesbian]

Writing a high school AU with these two characters feels almost impossible because so much of their adult personalities is shaped by what has happened to them in the canon narrative and it's hard to determine who they would be if those things didn't happen or happened differently.

But... It must be done.

I had a dream about the Hilson high school AU I want to write and now my hands are all but tied. It's a categorical imperative that when you dream of a story, you must write it.

[thechy-fychannel]

I saw a few other blogs doing this so I thought I'd share my input on what I think would happen in the House MD universe in 2024:

the constant jokes abt house and wilson's relationship turns into the fellows jokingly writing fanfic abt their boss and his boy best friend. somewhere along the way they all get very serious abt the quality of it and it turns into a Whole Thing, a 150k+ novel that they vow to take to their graves.

house discovers the fic by accident and sends it to wilson. wilson discovers things abt himself and then he and house discover each other shortly thereafter.

house purposefully posts the fic online and credits the fellows by their entire full names so it embarrasses them more than house and wilson. It's never spoken abt again but it gets way more online attention than any of them expected.

wilson doesn't get how the Cloud works and accidentally uploads his and house's nudes to the google nest hub on his desk. He doesn't notice it until one of his sweet little old lady cancer patients points it out to him during their appointment. He throws the google nest hub into his trash can until he can figure out how to get the naked pictures off of it.

house has an alexa and abuses the hell out of it. sometimes ppl hear him screaming at someone in his office, only to walk in and find a robotic voice replying with "sorry, I didn't get that" and house throws it off the balcony.

wilson gets addicted to online shopping. house has to stage an intervention bc they do not have enough room in their closet for another pair of prada loafers and their kitchen is full of shitty gadgets that wilson bought off temu or something.

some right wing social media influencer comes in with a mysterious illness and ends up getting castrated as part of the solution. 13 personally does the procedure herself and house watches like a proud dad.

a patient reveals chase's grindr by shoving his phone at him and asking "is this you?" abt the headless profile with the ripped abs that says Dr. Feel Good, 0 feet away, in front of the rest of the team.

foreman finds the team doing tiktok dances bc house told them to learn it in order to understand their 15 yr old patient better.

chase medically murders mitch mcconnel and the entire hospital celebrates ding dong the witch is dead style.

there's a whole episode where house faces his transphobia bc of a trans patient that he connects with. the patient tells him to fuck off and go face his own problems instead of pretending to make it right by being nice to one trans person. And house does, even if he's not perfect, he really tries to do better.

13 gets her medical marijuana card and accidentally becomes the team's plug. her main customer is wilson who still supplies it to certain terminal patients. She hears "hey, can I hit your pen?" at least four times a day.

foreman buys a tesla and it blows up in the parking lot. they spend the entire episode trying to figure out who tried to kill foreman, but it turns out that teslas just do that sometimes.

there's an episode where house finds out that netflix is removing his favorite obscure tv show that ran for 2 seasons in 2002 and wilson recruits the team to hunt down a dvd copy of it without house finding out. they somehow manage to find one and spend a ridiculous amount of money on it, only to open the dvd case and find a copy of the porno wilson starred in that one time instead of the dvd of the show. park saves the day at the last minute by finding a copy of it in a box of dvds in her parents house.

[sammichresturant]

Longass rant about Sebastian fangirls in vrchat

sigh

i dont think i should be saying this considering what I do but hey why not rant about it ...time to paste this from my twitter im starting to hate pressure in vrchat cause I cannot go in the lobby without seeing fangirls crowded around a Sebastian impressionist like the sinister 6 HELLO? a human is being behind that screen and jsyk that's a whole ass 14 yr old ur being flirty with "but its my friend!" girlie we know you have about 14 other Sebastian va's in ur friends list ur not slick..like dawg like I said I cannot go a darn megabyte in the shop cause there's always going to be a fucking simp sticking to a Sebastian like glue. but when i try to point out the obvious they are going to try to hop on my case girl who tf r u ur literally trying to swoon a Sebastian gtfo cuz I smell the unbearable stench of cheese and everything sinister behind ur vr/pc like ur not it ??? What's worse they be ranging up to 14 to the fucking bc and ad ages like WHAT?? pdf file starter pack.. and their avatars mostly consider of some busty female/furry/md drone or the cruel mockery that happens to come close to a female, a femboy with jiggle physics and when they move one terabyte, everything starts jiggling including the world itself like okay fatty leave some room for the others while you're trying to think you appeal to the male gaze "I wanna be dommed by Sebastian" no you wanna touch some grass idiot cuz you look like you sleep in vr and hardly get off it so when you do there's going to be a fucking cartoon imprint on ur face where It once been. and when anyone gets close to said Sebastian trying to int with them they start pissing their pants and start to get rabid like "Sebastian IS MINE!"..girl you need to be euthanized cuz who r u.. second-hand embarrassment bruh you stink hop in the shower and let it soak bitch everyone's noses be in clothespins every time you walk by or speak to their matter of fact brush yo damn teeth cuz not even the British can save you now like you are DONEIONS. lowkey, this is why my friend and me talk shit about people in the background what are they gonna do..block me?? that's gonna still lead to me talking bout you...-

[meatmensch]

constant easy access to vicodin

i wish i was like dr house

[sleepclaus]

house md revival is a good symptom

if u'll pardon the pun lol

Seeing house rated highly on netflix gives me some joy that media literacy isn't dead

Cus lets face it house on surface level is all slurs that could easily not vibe well with us gen z'ers (that's being charitable I forget how many racist / sexist jabs he makes but they're always making me go 🤨 and not just house everyone's morally questionable) but then the bigger narratives of every ep is so chefs kiss (like that TB episode scratching on performative activism with the guy who genuinely enjoyed advocating for healthcare in an LEDC but house being adamant the doctor was being selfish in the sense he loved the media attention) (or the one day one room ep on SA and abortion and assigning meaning to events out of our control, eugh it's always a treat seeing house become soft and unravel his true beliefs)

This isn't gonna be a long well thought out post, it just makes me happy the fandom is thriving and still finds things to appreciate abt this 20 yr old show. For its time I'd think it was rlly contrarian and i just devour the "everybody lies" theme