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Thginking about GIRLSQ!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LGKADIES even
GOD FUCKCING REAL LIKE ACRUALLY JESUS FUCKING CHROST !!!!!!!! WOMEB !!!!! 24/7 I THINK ABOUT WOMEN !!!!! when i wake up my only thought is today i will see women, when i go to sleep my only thoight is when i wake up i will see women, and when i sleep all i dream about is women
#not an exagerstion even#its the truth#womej are in my head 24/7 actually#i actually love women somuxh#a woman could MURDER ME#and id be like yippee !!!!! a woman was.near me !!!!!#i dress to impress women ONLY#i domt dress for myself i dont do anythong for myself#everytime i pick an outfit all i think about is hm will the ladies love this ?
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Rumors say this is what tipped Anakin to the Dark side.
#click for better quality!#Rex can't catch a fucking break man#All these Jedi do is eat hot chip. throw him over a cliff and flirt with the enemy.#Apologies if the armor is scuffed idk how perspective works#I'd do one version with Padme but her headdress looks mortifying to draw from this angle#'i'm not calling you good boy Ani you just fucking murdered an entire tuskan village. the woman and the children too!'#Okay that made me cackle.#captain rex#the clone wars#swtcw#star wars the clone wars#clone wars#tcw#ct 7567#TCW Captain Rex#TCW CT 7567#anakin skywalker#star wars anakin#TCW Anakin Skywalker#sw tcw fanart#the clone wars fanart#tcw fanart#clone wars meme#clone wars fanart#could be tagged as ship? Idk idc but this was drawn with platonic rl in mind#Graye's Art#ask to tag#Graye Draws
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I can't name it, but for me there is something entrancing about the expression on Will's face in these two scenes: how teary his eyes are, how he moves his mouth, tilts his head, how his throat moves…
#hannibal#nbc hannibal#hannibal nbc#will graham#hannibal gifs#hannibal lecter#hannigram#murder husbands#murder family#abigail hobbs#i gave you a child if you recall#is hannibal in love with me?#could he daily feel a stab of hunger for you and find nourishment in the very sight of you?#bedelia du maurier#hannibal s03e09#... and the woman clothed with the sun#baltimore state hospital for the criminally insane#hannibal in baltimore state hospital for the criminally insane#hannibal s03e12#the number of the beast is 666#pesky--dust gifs#hannibal shitpost#pesky--dust shitpost
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I know for a FACT that when I hear "You don't think I know my own palace? I built it!" actualized I'm going to screech so bad my ancestors feel it
#PENELOPE YOU BETTER EAT YOUR MAN OUT#THAT ATTITUDE IS GOING TO MAKE TELEMACHUS AN OLDER BROTHER#epic the musical#epic the ithaca saga#i wanna say epic odysseus is written by a woman but so is jorge does that count#the sexiest thing a husband could do is murder the suitors who trespassed your household for two decades#that's not me that's xenia#in unison we gotta chant GO DIVA GO
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#I think it's really funny when people try and call me a transmisogynist online#I am friends with the types of trans women who would kill me if I was#90% of my friend group is transfem lesbian leftists who have guns baby#And they're all way cooler than any of the haters on this website could ever fucking hope to be#And I am their token trans man friend#But if you believe the callout posts I've never breathed next to a woman and I have a cult of trans men following me around#And we murder poor innocent women daily#apparently#Talking in the tags#Saint speaks under the influence#I hope you all understand that I hang out and make out with the women that get called beadels or whatever on tumblr#Like the scary trans man (me) and scary trans women (my friends) are all just hanging out at 11pm drinking beer after our 9/11 party
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I feel like... Perhaps... Arguing that transphobia is defined by murder and that anything other than murder doesn't even matter... May NOT be conducive to fighting for trans rights.
Like... people want the right to exist as they are. They want to have access to hrt and surgeries and prosthetics. People want access to clothes that fit them and reflect how they want to be seen. People want access to medical care (eg. Getting screened and treated for sex-based forms of cancer can be impossible if you have the "wrong" sex listed to receive those tests). People want to be respected and treated well. People want to not be sexually assaulted and beaten and abused. People want to have access to housing and jobs, and the protection to not lose those things for being trans. People want access to shelters for homeless people or survivors of domestic abuse. People want name changes.
Acting like all of those things don't matter because at least they weren't murderered by an individual (and instead die of suicide or state violence, or survive and suffer) isn't okay.
#'hey people are forcibly detransitioning you and raping and beating you and you lost your job and are going to be homeless and#probably die of infection from being stabbed for trying to go to the bathroom. but at least you arent part of a demographic that has a#higher murder victim rate! shhh just ignore that we dont actually have data on the murder rate of your group.'#do ppl like. forget state based violence exists. and that thats most violence minorities face.#idk man im just. mad about people on here acting like youre only oppressed if youre a perisex trans woman who was AMAB.#cause i exist at the intersection of multiple minorities and being told hey u experience violence but at least you wont be murdered by an#individual feels like a slap in the face.#like it doesnt matter if i have to mask my neurodivergent behaviour bc if people see they could assume im on drugs and call the police and#i could potentially be really hurt but not die but hey at least i wont die just be horrifically traumatized by police brutality!#there are millions of people with mental illnesses similar to my own around the world who are institutionalized and forcibly medicated or#living on the streets or dependant on horrifically abusive caregivers#but hey at least they arent being murdered!#like. the way the transphobia discussion on tumblr rn discusses (and doesnt discuss) race and ability and class and health makes me#feel very invisible.#like if people had to choose who to believe about my experiences between listening to me a black/mixed mentally ill maybe disabled (used to#be disabled) hella nd trans nonbinary person#or listen to a white middle class trans woman's take on my experiences that theyd choose her. its such a weird weird microcosm.#its like a monkeys paw like people are finally listening to trans fems and finally recognising the violence they experience and finally#actually caring about them but for some reason decide that in order to do that its necessary to throw every other minority under the bus#like fuck man have you seen how 'anti transandrophobia truthers' discuss race? its NOT okay#we all matter we all are so similar and are part of the same groups and same communities we need to stick together#stop using trans fems as a battering ram to hurt other minorities challenge#cause like. yes its some trans fems. but its mostly NOT?#like its non trans fems telling other non trans fems that they arent oppressed#and even when many trans fems are like what the fuck dude of course other trans ppl matter whats wrong with you#the group of like 80% non trans fems 20% trans fems are like 'hmm if you are defending other trans people you must not really be trans fem'#like. denying trans fems their identity bc they disagree with them?? dude someone doesnt stop being a trans fem cause they recognise#people other than trans fems matter and exist#its just all so WEIRD its a weird little tumblr microcosm#i wanna stress. for those of you who dont have access to other lgbtq+ communities. how much it seems to be primarily a tumblr thing. to
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Deacon loves two things: Ymber and digging himself a grave.
Fulj hates one thing: Deacon.
#my characters#waiting on some info on the next commission so i indulged in ocs today bc i doubt i will have as much time for lil comics for a bit#deacon is so devoted hes like yeah i would kill for a deity that could easily kill anything himself but yknow teehee#and fulj just did you tell him you needed therapy also does he even know youd murder in his name#deacon caught red handed haha no of course i havent told him it should be obvious enough haha.... and its in his defense not his name :c#man really does have some issues but i love him so much and hes so devoted but like. unhealthily after a while#he does in fact need a chill pill and therapy but to be fair#ymber has needed therapy for centuries and yet he just bottles it all up and suffers so#its pretty unhealthy until they yell at each other one (1) time bc they are so insecure about things and get mad over very valid reasons#but then theyre like you know what that was necessary and i still want to stay by your side if you let me#and then fulj is like dude hey sorry you seem really happy did you fu- and ymber is like no please stop there we have not#fulj just squinting cause have not is very different than will not but whatever she doesnt wanna think about that with deacon involved ew#and eventually fulj is like hey ymber im sorry to say but i really do hate deacon and i dont even know why but he makes me uncomfortable#while deacon is just. in the room. hearing this and thinking how he knows she thinks hes weird but wow that wording hurts#and ymber doesnt wanna fill in memories better forgotten by fulj which she had forcefully removed#so he just says oh well his hair and clothing are black and you had someone in the past that you might see in him and its not a pleasant en#so you know maybe its that idk#and fulj is then WHATST i was rude to him for someone i cant even remember? lame im gonna try SO HARD to be nice to him now#and deacon just still sitting there with some food like this is v awkward and i wish i could not be here for it#and later he asks ymber about who he resembled and as ymber is descibing her it clicks in deacons head and he gets really sad#that he might somehow remind fulj of the woman she loved before she was punished for loving a mortal#and he feels kinda bad pestering her so much with his curiosities about deities and he kinda gets it#the fact hes close to ymber might remind her at the core that she was once that close with a mortal if not closer#anyway story time in the tags again#im so obsessed with these peeps and i have made them suffer so much but they do all end on a happy note#its still funny and nice to me that while fulj is creeped out by deacon and doesnt like talking to him#he still expresses the most emotions to her - he tries hard to remain serious around ymber and collected and obedient at all times#and when out and about with ymber he has to be intimidating and refuses smiling but fulj?? all sunshine and smiles and emotions easy to rea#and she is just that is so weird go away i hate you
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Sometimes my brain reminds me that my grandmother decided she wanted to kill her husband so she hired an undercover cop to do it for her, got charged with planning a murder, got 6 years, got out after 3 after being diagnosed with bpd, and then ran off and changed her name a billion times and I’m thankful I never met her
#also her ‘reasoning’ for planning the murder was because she never got to meet me#like girl 😭😭#get outta here you faked cancer#forced my dad out of school in year 9 so he could work full time so you could steal his money#drugged my uncles#stalked your ex/my pa and my aunty#there’s a theory you are the reason your daughter died#the cause of death was sids#also you used to take her to the hospital and claim she had brain tumours and shit when she didn’t and you were actually just feeding her#until she threw up and then after she threw up you’d keep feeding her#also she thinks she’s had 3 hysterectomies#???#idk she’s crazy#thankfully never met the woman
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baldur's gate (the city) is so wild because multiple characters will tell you how bad everything is all the time and how this city rots people's souls and nobody believes in discounts or whatever but at the same time you know these residents are never gonna leave baldur's gate, the greatest city in the world
#imagine if we could just have a LITTLE less fantasy racism. what a difference we could make in our fair city that has multiple murder cults#i always forget how the dnd racism is genuinely baked into the setting but let me tell you the game devs did not forget#we're always just playing in our own setting in my group#anyway it's very interesting to see how the game addresses the refugee crisis and the rise of authoritarianism etc etc#but sometimes you just wanna say bada bing bada boom that's my city... that's my fuckin city...#whenever i get the BALDURAN prompt... that's taryn staring at the horizon bc the city is a woman and she's one fiesty dame or whatever
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It continues to give me the warm fuzzies that basically every person at work has said they'll miss me. And it's not really utility, even if I'm useful; I am not in a critical position. There are many people who can do the things I do, even if the majority are less experienced. I'm not management, or a lynchpin, just a long-time worker bee.
But people like me, and I just handled a Crisis Situation well enough that the AD took the time to personally thank me, and my manager was like 'not only am I willing to be a reference you can use my personal phone number if that's easier' and even some of the newest additions said they're going to miss me on desk, and I just.
I love my job and my coworkers and it's really nice that the people there know it and love me back.
#I told mom about Crisis Situation#and tonight when dad got home she was like COME IN AND TELL YOUR DAD#and then both of them were like WHEN COMPANY COMES NEXT WEEK TELL THEM TOO#haha#I mean dad did follow it up with 'no you may not drive across the country alone we will figure something out'#I'm gonna work on him about it we tried the thing where all of us are in one vehicle#Tuesday screamed the whole time and mom wanted to kill her and also me#I shall remind him of that#I think he will probably come around#if I could convince someone to come with I would probably make it an actual road trip#'come to TX for the eclipse!'#'we will drive through the deep south and hit some Neat Shit and then go up the coast!'#like you could make that a fun drive#I'm not gonna do the long version if I'm solo tho bc my parents are convinced I will be murdered#which is silly; I have not infrequently been in Situations and strangers have been kind#also the odds of getting strangermurdered for no damn reason are SO low#and the incentives to murder Me Specifically are also very low#and if a white cishet-passing woman dies 90% of the time it's a romantic partner and I'm aroace so like#I really wonder what they're imagining is gonna happen#babble tea (blacklist this for less chatter)#tea writes tag novels
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#from the juno CURIE cover bc man. i love this art#wish i could get a textless version but it is what it is#i love unhinged woman and her murderous child#also its rly funny when i open up game roms bc it looks like curie is holding the screen for me LMAO
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Alice Russell + Secrets, Lies and The Truth™ Lizzie the Musical 🎥: @westandonshakyground
#lizzie the musical#lizzie#lizzie x alice#alice russell#lizziegifs#lizziehmtgifs#musicalgifs#alice's journey in the show is interesting#going from holding in this huge secret#(and she regards secrets as lies)#to being unprepared to lie for lizzie#even though it would get her what she's wanted for years#now of course you could argue that keeping your sexuality secret in 1892#and lying about seeing someone destroying evidence in an axe murder case#are quite different#but it's interesting that alice struggles with the truth and secrets all the way through#(she's a stronger woman than me. i would simply have lied for lizzie if she'd sung me that sexy song about pears)#long post
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yeah sex is cool but have you ever taken a nap in the early afternoon while cuddling with your cat with your favourite true crime podcast playing softly in the background and woken up when its still light outside?
#granted. i only listen to this one specific true crime podcast because the lady has such a calming voice and way of speaking#(and some sort of light lisp that makes her talking quasi asmr-ish to me)#and i only ever listen to the disappearances podcasts cause believe it or not km not really a fan of actual real life gruesome murders :)#and anyway im usually asleep 5 minutes into the podcast anyway i just need someone talking in the background when im falling asleep#so it could really be any podcast at all but i still havent found anyone whose talking would lull me to sleep quite like that woman's#so true crime podcast it is 🫠#but anyway. i miss being sick like last week. it sucked in general but being able to just take naps like that was amazing.#thats what true happiness feels like to me#also i love my cat so much it hurts. have i mentioned that i love my cat? im obsessed with her.
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something, something, something about bianca and the fact that she does not want to trigger the worst parts of herself that was created in the kgb, the parts that she suppresses every single day. even when provoked to violence and acting on such instincts, there’s a constant part of her always holding back. HAVING to hold back from not letting that still very much ingrained part of their being take over and go full on berserk, no matter the circumstances. because in order to not associate herself with the identity of THE WHITE DEATH, she has to think twice about everything she does, because she still to this day can’t always tell if her actions and her will are truly her own.
#tl;dr - stronk woman. could murder me with a snap of her hand but doesn’t.#random rambles while i eat.#OUT.
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I don't know what to say... everyone got a happy ending except the people who actually wanted a real revolution and had a cause for it... but it's not like we had much of their opinions on this I guess... also no final lez sex scene... tragic
#the man silver is looking for is thomas i know it..... thats why flint wont kill him..... he will pop out with the i know where thomas is#flint and co being down to guerrilla tactics.... OH JACK MADE IT SKFJSKSJSK#silver realising that he did this tantrum that broke their crew apart for nothing cause flint really wangs madi alive.... DUMBASS#you know what i think the change between season in centering mostly everything around silver instead of flint kinda diminishes the causes#for billys grievances and betrayal and kinda descent into madness lmao bc his problem is with flint but it kinda is blurred in the distance#idk billy is very against flint and so was silver but the moment he got close to him those issues disappeared almost completely bc#novody complains about flint anymore... its just billy in the background and he just sounds petty#and then with silvers betrayal of flint bc of madi is just not deep enough like yeah your wife but that relationship is not developed...#and silvers relationship with flint actually is so it doesnt make sense#fistfight on the crows nest.... wow.... and billy drowns again!!!#is jack going to fight the governor HE IS GOING TO DIEE!!!#YEAAAAAH TWO AGAINST ONE KILL HIM!! FLINT KICK HIM WHILE HE IS DOWN!!!!#madi is alive my god..... silver was gon a end it all real quick#we could have done this before with twice the men but alas...#why is everything so eerie what is going on.... what is going to happen#MY GOD!!! FLINT IS MAKING ME CRY WHE IS HE SMILING AND PLEADING!!!! MY GOD!!!! FLINT YOU NEED TO MURDER HIM#EXACTLY WDYM THIS WAS ALL FOR NOTHING!!! CASTING IN THE DARK FOR SOME PROOF THAT YOU MATTERED AND FINDING NONE!!!#THE FUCKING TREATY MADI WOULDNT ACCEPT!!! SILVER YOU ARE NOTHING!!!!!#of course thomas was there....#silver i hate you but that was beautiful#them gaying out in the middle of the field akdbakns the soldiers just 🧍🏻♂️#you didnt betray her until now but it is literally the thought that counts#billy STILL ALIVE ajdjajj he is younger and more beautiful i told you.... he is unkillable#Featherstone as governor??? ajshaksjaiajwkqqjwkjwkakwkwwkwksa#look how happy max is ajdhaksjak YEAAAAHHH#jack that is a woman..... also ANNE AND JACK THE LAST PIRATES YEAAAHHHHH#THE PIRATE FLAG YEAAAAHHHHH#max and anne are smiling all the time now bc they get their pussy eaten on the reg.... it is true#talking tag#watching black sails
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Night Monster (1942)
"Why don't you have Millie do that, Miss Judd? That's a maid's work, not a housekeeper's. You needn't answer because I know the reason: that spot under your hand is blood and you didn't want anyone to know."
"Blood? Ridiculous."
"Yes, it is ridiculous. It couldn't be blood, but it is. I've seen those spots before and I've seen you trying to scrub them out because you knew what they were. Blood, the whole house reeks of it. The air is charged with death and hatred and something that's unclean!"
#night monster#1942#horror film#american cinema#ford beebe#clarence upson young#bela lugosi#lionel atwill#leif erickson#irene hervey#ralph morgan#don porter#nils asther#fay helm#frank reicher#doris lloyd#francis pierlot#robert homans#janet shaw#eddy waller#cyril delevanti#thoroughly enjoyable haunted house whatnot that's obviously trying to do too much but still comes out the other side a Good Time#we've got mishaps and mayhem and murders and mesmerism (not to mention medical malpractice) and all squeezed into a little over 70 minutes#(sigh those were the days). Lugosi and Atwill take top billing despite only really having supporting roles (Atwill in particular could be#better described as a cameo) but both are clearly having fun in their roles and nobody is taking this too seriously (how could they?)#gets a little messy in the back half and ends with some crucial weirdness just kind of handwaved away without proper explanation#but I'll forgive it because it's just so concerned with being a silly fun time that of course its brains fall out of the plot. one element#of the plot (a sex pest chauffeur who relentlessly pursues every woman in the film in a sinister fashion) could probably have been trimmed#back but this is still a hugely charming and (to me) entirely irresistible bit of old spooky hokum
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