#a whole lot of precious time

[methoughtsphantom]

Danny fake guardian angel au

You know how sometimes it’s highlighted how you have to be very careful on what you say in the presence of a spirit because they can twist your words and end up bidding yourself to it?? well uno-reverse-card the spirit also has to be careful on what he says because when Danny had said he owed the dude one for coming to his rescue in a gala Vlad had dragged him to, he didn’t expect that to be taken literally.

danny: wait seriously?? i literally say that all the time!

cw: not after being crowned ghost king, you haven’t

danny: but—but I was also human when I said it. doesn’t that protect me or smth

cw: *shakes his head*

danny:

danny: omg this is a nightmare

cue timmy’s brucequest period (cuz he’s the guy) being so high strung and tired, he just wants some company, which is a so low stakes thing to want the deal Danny unintentionally goes sure we can do that and pulls him towards the guy, despite Timmy never outright saying he wants company. (tim always speaks in the sanctity of his own mind, not out loud)

So. random spirit manifesting. Tim going all who the fuck are u

and Danny panicking and saying your guardian angel

Tim not being impressed while Danny promptly blushes like a moron because that did not come off as he wanted it to.

Yes accidental dead tired where the dynamic goes from Tim trying to shake this probably demon that somehow latched to him being all like ??? dude leave me alone, and Danny being there like bitch i’m trying

to

huh. im actually being protected by a spirit like he said he would. he’s strangely an idiot but also he’s overpowered and just never leaves my side which he says it’s an angel obligation but I think it’s bullshit but also hoping it’s not because it appeals to my crippling fear of abandonment (anyways he really seems to take after those little cartoon angels that poof into your shoulder to keep from me doing wrong decisions) translate into my future boyfriend seems increasingly appalled to what i am up to

meanwhile danny

Bitch you better thank your god I’m dead because otherwise I would already been killed. I did not sign up for a assassins what the fuck I thought you were a normal civilian not a literal superhero and omg that is a fruitloop. no no back off you wrinkly raisin this is my emotional support idiot you can’t have him and what do you mean you’re messing with time whatever this way I can get back to clockwork—

[jkvjimin]

PARK JIMIN + dominating the stage with his aura (cr. namuspromised, jung-koook) | [template]

happy birthday, annie! @kimtaegis 💜

[diana-daphne]

Okay so I haven’t been able to watch the last to episodes of omitb until today and omg??? Cinema at its finest don’t read the tags if you don’t want spoilers I’m going on a rant

[agalychnisspranneusroseus]

Thank god Sasha was confirmed bisexual, otherwise people would hc her as lesbian solely and exclusively because she's kind of a bitch.

[ssruis]

Since the prsk videos playlist has over doubled in length since I last shared it here please enjoy the fruits of profound mental unwellness.

[moe-broey]

Oughhhhh............. Takumi with the Corrin plush.................. in my feelings about it.......

[deepseawave]

obsessed w the tags on ur last reblog

Omgg, thank you haha, it was a quality post so I just had to appreciate it in full force 😂❤️

Can‘t believe someone would actually enjoy my yapping :,D

[pawbeanies]

your post about being judged like a show cat sounds like so much fun. Imagine having a judge grab your chin so that they can study your features. They'd comment on the quality of your hair and the color of your eyes. They'd trace their fingers over your eyebrows, down the bridge of your nose and then over your lips, giving them a tap and asking you to open up wide! They need to be able to see your precious teeth and your tongue. Surely you'll be good when they stick their fingers inside your mouth?

oh. oh. oh. i am imagining this very much now thank you anon..?!! whines ..?!?! brain already melting at the concept of being commented on and like examined with love wawaaaawa.... of course i'd be good i couldn't Not be good in this sort of situation i think . thank you anon i will now think over this thought for the rest of the night in a very whiny and cute way

[westywallowing]

got lunch with a friend I haven't seen in a while today and we talked about how one of the lessons you quickly learn in the first few years of adulthood is that most friendships will drift apart if you don't put the work in. and that if you put the work in, and it feels like you're the only one, then maybe it's time to let that person drift too

[silverselfshippingchaos]

this whole scene is so nuts akdhajsb I love them

[alongtidesoflight]

i hate going to the hairdresser so much

[californiaquail]

leaving and my boss said "have a good weekend enjoy your ~extra~ day off" and i said "thanks sorry about that" because while the bus schedule is saving me from working on monday he and my coworker will be doing a knee repair and shit but actually i'm not sorry. at all. get fucked

[rou-luxe]

"[age] year old kid made an amazing sculpture!"

"[race] inventor engineered a cool item!"

okay? the point is, they did something great

[sammypog]

“don’t restrict yourself!! gender and sexuality are fluid!” you guys couldn’t even handle he/him lesbians

[kveom]

i was tagged by @sevencoloredstar, @squishy-woozi and @wonufied to do this tag game! this was so fun thank you hehe also interesting to see everyone else's choices

i'm not sure who's done this already but tagging: @kimsmingyu @bandzboy @s-lay-ing, @zyx, @ppanghanni and @irlvernon

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[ratatatastic]

"i like that but i dont want to hit it too hard... gotta protect barky at all costs" "i found one already, ill take this one too. im taking it to the locker room tomorrow to show barky" hmm