#a tmi. idc

[cowboycunt]

applied for a new job it’s a bit of a reach and i would have to move to a new city but goddamn! i think my mental health would improve

[cashmoneyyysstuff]

katsuki likes to bite you. it’s his weird way of showing you affection. whenever he feels like annoying you (because he can’t live for more than ten seconds if he’s not being a nuisance) but he also wants to you to know he cares, he’ll find whatever part of your skin is exposed and just—bite.

you don’t remember when he started doing it but you’ve never stopped him so he hasn’t stopped. he bites your exposed shoulder when hes walking by and your lounging in the living area of the dorms, he grabs your hand and bites at your fingers when you’re alone and he bites at your cheeks and nose when you get mad at him for ‘being mean’ and teasing you. to which he always replies with “you love it.”

“why do you do that ?” you asked randomly after he bit your cheek again while you were watching a movie in his room. he looks down at you and his brows furrow in confusion “ do what ?” he asks.

“ bite me,” you play with the ends of his hair a little, it’s been getting longer and he’ll complain about it soon(the only reason he hasn’t cut it yet is because you said it looked good on him) “ why do you that ?” he goes quiet for a moment, gauging to see if you were upset, was it suddenly bothering you ?

he frowns. lips already unconsciously forming into a pout when he speaks “ ya don’t like it when i do ?” he tries to sound self assured, but his question comes out whiny. you smile lightly at him, nosing at the underside of his jaw. “it’s not that, dummy. just wonder why you do it.”

his nose scrunches at the nickname but he pays it no further mind. he huffs out a little breath and looks away from you towards the tv screen, a pink tint grows on his cheeks. having to tell you why he does it suddenly makes him embarrassed.

“jus’ feel like it. f’ya don’t mind when i do it why’re you questioning me about it.” you feel his hand heat up from where he has it pressed against your stomach under your shirt, no doubt getting more and more embarrassed having to explain why he has this weird little habit.

you shrug, sighing and nuzzling into him a little more. you press a light peck to his neck and his hand heating up even more makes you smile “i don’t mind it, just never had anyone bite me before.”

“good” he huffs, suddenly pressing you closer to his side. a sudden rush of protectiveness washing over him “get used to it. m’the only one who’s gonna be doing that from now on, got that ?”

“alright” you giggle. you suddenly get an idea and you look up at him. “you wouldn’t mind it if i bit you, then ?” a teasing smirk appears on your face when he almost cracks his neck when looking down at you, wide eyed and cheeks absolutely set ablaze. he sputters and looks away, unable to keep eye contact as he looks to the screen again.

“knock yourself out.” he tries to sound indifferent but his voice cracks a little at the end of his sentence and he cranes his neck to the side a bit to give you more access. you don’t mention either. instead you lean closer to him and nip at his neck lightly. his hold on you tightens for a moment before loosening up slightly and he suddenly won’t look at you anymore. not even when you laugh and poke at his cheek, asking him what’s got him so red in the face. his eyebrows are furrowed and his eyes are so laser focused on the tv you fear he might burn a hole through it. he offers you nothing more than a harsh glare and a muttered out “shush.”

[actual-changeling]

everyone is lusting over david tennant in his black suits but this is my roman empire, she is for the lesbians and the lesbians only and this picture has changed my brain chemistry forever

[angelpuns]

Guess who just brushed his teeth!! Yay!!!

[bumpintheroad]

i ordered myself a new toy 🙇🏻‍♀️ and it thrusts hehehe

[honeyhotteoks]

okay so i literally have to tell yall about this because it’s inspiring fic but also too good to not recommend BUT as if i were living out my yeosang lessons in intimacy fantasies i stumbled on this ns/fw audio creator and ended up subbing to him on patreon……. and he literally does like relaxing just chatting audios like i imagined yeo in that fic im like omg did i dream this man into existence what the fuck????

BUT my point is that literally 2 yunho stand alone ideas got fully fleshed out today and im def going to have to link back to which audios and give him idea credit because he has such insanely good scenarios and such god tier dirty talk lines that i wish i had written like it’s insane

so when i get back from vacation im gonna have to get to WORK for kinktober 😌

anyways look up AugustInTheWinter on reddit r/gonewildaudio if you’re interested but genuinely like this is actual porn which i don’t normally talk about on here but LOL hey what are we all doing if not reading smut 🙂‍↕️

[k3n-dyll]

I just wanted to let y'all know I won Halloween because my butch gf dressed as Ghostface for a party late last night and the mask stayed ON when we got back to her apartment LMAO

[the-last-thread-of-my-sanity]

When boredom strikes, you make your faves in an angsty and cutsie picrew ✨

https://picrew.me/en/image_maker/551533

[wikitpowers]

jace affectionately ruffling kit's hair

that's it. that's the post.

[sambuchito]

every once in a while ill wax my armpits and think well maybe i could.. ya know ..then remember amy gone girl and stop bc she waxed her pussy raw for a man to cheat on her w a 20 something yr old and i would've to be restrained not to put him down right there on the street like a dog so i keep it in mind..

[idk-i-just-really-like-tsc]

apologies in advance for my reaction if any tmi gang member is mentioned in the TWP chapter i should receive hopefully next week

[sematarygirls]

PUT THEM INSIDE ME 😩😩

[somerandomsilentbrother]

Random idea

Shadowhunters ff set in 1982 where Magnus keeps sleeping at Ragnor's house,but he arrives only when Ragor fells aspleep,leaving him some food/drinks that he can eat the day after.

One morning,Ragnor doesn't see Magnus or the usual food that the warlock brings at his house,and he starts thinking that something went wrong,and shit,he is right.

[ecstarry]

would love any of your "weird" NSFW headcanons, gor any pairing

- :)

omg i knew this day will come where i EXPOSE myself as a very boring person sex wise ASJDHBSAJH i don't think i have any weird ones for you babe IM SORRY

the "weirdest" one came to me yesterday, while watching dune 2 and it was knives HAHAH and it was with PANDORA like i could see pandora licking the knife just like Feyd-Rautha in his first scene??? YES YES YES GIVE ME UNHINGED PANDORA DOMINATRIX KIND OF VIBES???

[marrr444]

If demon ichor ever touched my skin I would actually kill myself

[shyshyscott]

God, my stomach,, it was making so much noise and then I had to go to the bathroom SO bad. Now I'm just stuck on the toilet for a bit bc I have diarrhea,, been a while tbh