#shocker!!!
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it’s true, i’ve been very neglectful and ik i’ve been saying for eons that i’m gonna post more content and all that, but to be frank as fuck!!! tumblr has been so boring!!! like i can’t even get on here and read, let alone sit down and write for ppl who don’t reblog or interact. and i definitely don’t owe anyone an explanation but i just wanted to clear the air for those who have been patient and kind.
#so yeah#don’t know when i’ll post next#and don’t know who i’ll be writing for#the ellie series was my priority but#i’ve lost motivation#shocker!!!#after seeing tlm i wanted to write for prince eric#but does he even have a fanbase?
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My Life Has Been Irrevocably Changed For The Better
I'm at burger king with my burger queen can I please get a large fry she's vegan please so don't put no cheese with some honey mustard on the side
@jules-of-the-sea
How This Changed My Life
I did not know that something so world shattering could have been a simple firefox search away (FUCK goodle). my girlfriend started singing this song and I immediately cried WHERE IS THAT BEAUTIFUL MELODY FROM (REAL!! TRUE!!!!). he informed me of its origin. I FERVENTLY typed the search term "burger queen" and landed upon the putrid lands of tiktok, however there it was, the holy grail. I was serenaded by an incredible voice singing the aforementioned song. HUZZAH! I yelled. (get you a guy that says huzzah - my boyfriend).
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this is the american experience actually - my girlfriend
#whar#sending it to the tumblr community at large#oh hohoh#i said that - my boyfriend#top ten incomprehensible posts by me#number 1 the cars sex post#number 2 this#musings of drunkle#girlfriend sighting#new tag#for my girlfriend#who you are sighting#shocker!!!#(I barely know her!)#(that's a pun with the word shocker - in actuality I know my girlfriend very well)#goodnight#(girlfriend says I have to say goodnight in order to be polite)#(although I think forcing people to see this post is already enough of an offense that no politeness can salvage this)#goodnight x2#goodnight x3
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this! shit! is! hard!
#shocker!!!#i just want to be held!#i want to be in my bed petting my cats#it’s only day one and i’m homesick#ponderings
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"Waa why aren't fandoms fun anymore" because you keep policing people's headcanons, make fun of cosplayers,make fun of selfshipers, make fun of beginner artists and just make fun of people for having fun 😐
#like shocker if your making fun of people for having fun they place won't be fun#fandom culture#anti cringe culture#cringe culture is stupid#fandoms#cringe is dead
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good to know how much i matter to you.
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finally got a chance to play ultrakill in a while today I am feeling rejoiced rejuvenated and relaxed
#the last one is a LIE me when i spread misinformation on the internet me when i lie#that shit got my adrenaline going but NONETHELESS!!!! I AM FEELING INCREDIBLE!!!!!#ramble in the tags wuhoh#save me ultrakill ultrakill save me#thank you ultrakill thabk you#omg#i love this game!!!!!!!;#shocker!!!#but WOW omgomg#yay:D#im so happy i got time to play it#even if it was for like 30 mins i still had a great time#was on the cybergrind whilst listening to music#PEAK experience#i did some really cool combos too it was awesome#i havent been on it for a while so i forgot the button for the whiplash arm :(#I WILL FIGURE IT OUT TMRW 🔥🔥🔥#rex rambles
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GET BACK HERE SHOCKER!!!!
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SHOCKER!!!!!!!!!!!
YOU CAN'T ESCAPE ME!!!!!!
I'LL CHASE YOU TO THE ENDS OF THE EARTH!!!!
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#this may be a shocker but i think stanley is the most mature out of them#gravity falls#au#twines times au#stanley pines#mullet stan#stanford pines#mabel pines#dipper pines#mason pines
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*Spidey and the Sinister Six having their usual fight*
Doc Ock, landing a hit: You’re getting slow Spider-Man! Age finally catching up to you?
Spider-Man: You wish! I haven’t even hit my 30s! From those costumes I can already tell I failed to save you guys from those midlife crises! Sorry by the way.
Vulture: Watch it wallcr- wait… Did you just say your not in your thirties yet?
Spider-Man: Surprised that this spiders so young and spry? Well-
Electro: Dude I’ve been fighting you for at least 5 fucking years! How old even are you?
Shocker, joking cause he’s the only one who picked up no grown adult acts likes Spidey: Don’t swear in-front of the boy you don’t want him to pick it up.
Rhino: Christ! You’re tellin me I almost crushed some 12-year-olds skull all those years ago?
Spider-Man, regretting his quipping: I was not that young! Like just starting freshman year but-
Sandman, horrified as he’s the only one with a kid and dad instincts(as of my iteration): I could’ve killed a kid…
Shocker, genuinely curious: Are you even old enough to drink? Cruel to kill a man who ain’t had his first drink yet.
Electro: Please tell us you’re at least over 25 as of this fight. Hell, I’ll take over 21!
Spider-Man:….
Sandman, realizing just how young he really is: Oh my god.
Spider-Man: My birthday’s coming up soon so I guess it counts?
Doc Ock, exacerbated: It. Does. Not!
Vulture: What would your mother think if she knew her son was out here risking his life telling poorly constructed jokes?
Spider-Man, offended cause it quips slap: 1. My jokes are great 2. She and my dad are dead so-
Sandman, hysterical cause holy shit he almost killed a kid orphan: OH MY GOD!
#they now think he’s some homeless orphan fighting crime cause it’s the only thing he has#my fav hc are the villains earlier in spideys career are completely against harming kids#so to figure out the hero of New York was like a child they plan to torture before unmasking and killing is well#not great on their minds and little sense of morality#I wanted to write a fic about this but ao3 is dead so take this flash dialogue fic instead#I need to sleep for work#doc ock#sinister six#doctor octopus#otto octavius#the sandman#flint marko#the rhino#Alexei Sytsevich#the shocker#herman schultz#electro#maxwell dillon#the vulture#adrian toomes#peter parker#spider-man#spiderman
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What happened to your Society6 store? It seems like there's a lot less designs available than there used to be. I was hoping to get some tapestries but everything is gone...
Wow! This ask made me go check out my Society6 shop — and you’re right, it’s pretty much all gone! So, here’s the story on that for anyone who hasn’t heard:
Society6 decided that their outsized profit from artists wasn’t cutting it — they now require artists to pay a monthly subscription for the privilege of letting Society6 profit off of them, while foisting additional shipping fees onto the artist and reducing their payments on top of that. I had heard some months back that they were planning to switch to a subscription model, and it looks like since I didn’t pay up, they permanently deleted everything except 10 random pieces of art from my shop. They did this without notifying me at all (classy!) after years of making tens of thousands of dollars off of my work — but weirdly, this is kind of a relief for me?
My cut of Society6 sales were already a laugh even before the proposed changes (I make more money from someone dropping like $20 at my personal print shop than I do from someone buying $100+ of my stuff from Society6) but the tapestries and blankets were so cool and I loved how much people enjoyed them, so I kept my art available there. They've deleted nearly all of my work now, so I'll go finish the job and close out my account for good.
Anyway, it’s disappointing, but Society6 has chosen to suck profoundly at this point in time. Totally scummy treatment of the artists whose work is the foundation of their entire business model. I’m lucky enough to have a supportive audience and never relied on Society6, but I feel badly for artists whose livelihoods have been impacted by this. (If you’re one of those artists, know this: you deserve better compensation for your hard work than what S6 is giving you!)
OK, with all that said — I’m bringin’ tapestries back, baby! They can’t keep this cowboy off the range! Right now I’ve ordered samples from some different places to compare quality, and once I’ve settled on a manufacturer I‘ll be making them available at my print shop. I’ll post on my socials when I’ve sorted it out!
#jentalk#society6#i mean it's now owned by a former Ticketmaster exec#shocker! hahaha#at least he's consistent about working in the 'extorting artists and their fans' field
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Amity Parkers are super good at dealing with superhero and villain battles, getting out of the rubble, helping others get out, etc.
This doesn’t shock anyone. There’s so many cities that consistently deal with superhuman battles that millions of people around the world are used to it and know what to do during a battle. Hell, there’s even government standard safety drills in schools about villain attacks now.
They didn’t stand out for a long long while among crowds of other city goers trying to flee a battle scene.
That was until a green glowing android appeared out of nowhere defeating heroes and villains alike because their abilities were rare enough to be hunted by this mysterious newcomer. So far no known weapon is able to hit the being while intangible.
That is until one unassuming citizen pulls out a strange wrist ray contraption that seems to actually stun the creature for a few seconds.
NOW all eyes are on these citizens that once lived in Amity Park
#I politely request no liminal amity parkers for this just because it’s more fun if they’re just regular folks who kick ass#they don’t need any assistance they’re just used to this bs just like every other superhero city civilians#seriously guys!!! having some people be able to equally deal with attacks isn’t a shocker! there’s so many heroes in America alone#what IS unique is the big bads that are battling!! use amity parks mainly ghost bad guy roster to your advantage!!! l#it could be so much fun to work with#dpxdc#danny phantom#bones prompts#dp x dc
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Michael doesn’t like his father in any FNAF universe..
#myart#chloesimagination#reblog#william afton#michael afton#vanessa afton#fnaf vanessa#vanessa shelly#steve raglan#fnaf#fnaf movie#fnaf 3#fnaf fanart#five nights at freddy's#Michael would HATE movie William#I think that’s an accepted assumption BAHA#Shocker all William’s suck 🔥#I always got the impression William sees his family members as pawns#so movie William meeting Michael would immediately try to manipulate him#though of course Michael wouldn’t have any of it#pulling the lighter out only one way to get rid of this man#Vanessa also expected her father to say something like this#BOTH of you get him!!#I haven’t drawn William enough maybe I’ll do it more soon!
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A comic about Spider-Gwen doing her best to support Peter’s transition in her early crimefighting days (yep, they can both be trans!)
#trans artist#lgbtq comics#trans comic#queer comics#indie comics#trans comics#spider man: across the spider verse#spider gwen#beyond the spiderverse#gwen stacy#peter parker#spider man#spiderverse fanart#ghost spider#shocker#protect trans kids#atsv fanart
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hitting it raw is fun and sexy and all but not more than clawing at a boy and you both being so desperate for each other and barely getting out that you guys should use condoms and watching him trip over all your shed clothes on the floor and dig through nightstand drawers and bathroom cabinets like a madman on a wild goose hunt and cheer when he finally finds them and run back to you with so much excitement and watching his brain re-freeze when he realizes he’s about to fuck you
#i said boy but i wrote this with yuuta/yuuji in mind shocker shocker i know i know i know pls hold ur surprise and applause until the end#this is also satoru#he's speed running to the bathroom and ur like satoru.... there r some in the night stand and he hits his head on the door way SPRINTING#back into the bedroom#no poise no grace and then he has the audacity to try and act smooth after like boy if u dont put the condom on and get over here 🙄#💌
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Welp it’s all out there now~
Episode 51 Part 4 First < Previous > Next Season 1, Season 2, Season 3, Season 4, Season 5 Ep 41, Ep 42, Ep 43, Ep 44 Ep 45, Ep 46, Ep 47, Ep 48, Intermission, Ep 49, Ep 50
Bonus:
Both are itching to get home to transform.
Bonus Bonus:
Consider them the two halves of Marinette's brain.
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#what? scarlet ended up being the biggest b*tch we know? shocker#scarlet lady#scarlet lady au#scarlet lady comic#queen wasp#episode 51 part 4
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every time someone tries to call Curly becoming disabled “punishment”/“karma” an angel has its wings brutally ripped off
#actually disabled#yeah shocker the disabled fans of the game don’t like you trying to paint it out as something ‘bad that was deserved’#i HATE how many people have this take it’s insane#mouthwashing#mouthwashing game#mouthwashing curly#captain curly
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