#a sassy bottom

[lonelyvampx]

[albondiguilla007]

My submission for the @tomarrybigbang of 2024. Thank you to all the mods that helped organize this fest 💕

Explicit, 4.4k, Chapter 1

Summary:

Harry Potter is done.

He's been in the past for months now, working undercover as a poorly paid waiter in The Lounge: Britain's magical elite's favorite restaurant. He's more than ready to wrap things up, get the fuck out of 1953 and hug his godson again.

Enter, Tom Riddle: Dark Lord in The Making and Arsehole Extraordinaire. (And owner of The Most Fuckable Mouth Harry's seen since his days of shameless debauchery he was young.)

Impulse control has never been a strong suit of his, and this mission is proving to be the most difficult one yet.

My parter for this fest was the talented @00queasy00, who did this beautiful art!

[meownotgood]

aki aki aki aki he looks so good LOOK AT HIM

[peggingeddiediaz]

Eddie took it like a champ last night.

[bumpscosity]

Well the aethers are joining the lair.

[magicpotatothoughts]

So I came across the Heaven Official’s Blessing Donghua first and just recently started reading the novel and the first thing I notice is actually JUST HOW FREAKING SASSY XIE LIAN’S inner monologue is 😂

Fu Yao was rolling his eyes so hard that Xie Lian wanted to ask if his eyes were tired.

Xie Lian woke up today and decided not to choose violence 😂

[the1trueanon]

The doodles I did on my test stream yesterday! (small tw for blood!!)

I've gotta figure out how to fix my lagging issue -- it might be the program I'm using, plus my poor lil baby laptop lol -- cause it was definitely enough to mess with my style a bit. But! We adapt, we conquer :D!! And I still really like these sketches 🥰 (Reboot with glowing eyes my beloved 😍)

I should be able to start streaming a lot more soon, so keep an eye out for that! Hopefully I'll get a schedule in order (and a good voice/audio system too!) and we'll be in business! You guys can now find me on twitch: that1trueanon!

As always, Welcome Home belongs to Clown (partycoffin), and Reboot Wally belongs to @bloodrediscream! 💖💖💖

[911-incorrect-quotes-dispatch]

Eddie: Trust me Linda, his topping game was an 11 out of 10.

Eddie, blushing: He was the real reason why I had to miss work yesterday.

Linda: Then why did you give him an 8 and told him to try again?

Eddie: To keep him humble and make him work harder for that 10.

[bucketkicked]

an Irene by the LOVELY @thefroggymagician from their commissions here ! 🕶️❤️

[theodoradevlin]

*Winks at you while walking by.*

Greetings! Samuel Summerbottom is my name, and I like my brooms like I like my ladies - sturdy and ginger.

Well, Summerbottom, with lines like that it's a wonder even your brooms will give you a ride.

*winks back*

[ilovemesomevincentprice]

Bringing this back...

Vincent Price - The Comedy of Terrors (1964)

[downtherabbitholewithlucy]

At first glance: Wes during a Limp Bizkit rehearsal. But zoom out...

And you get...

Wes performing with Lady Gaga at the 2009 VMAs

[imagescuisantes]

[vashhanamichi]

Snarry fans 4 real write Snape fucking 15 year old Harry Potter like it’s not rape because “Harry is sassy”. Be 4 real right now. Not censoring the theme btw, just own it and write it the way it is: an adult man in a position of power raping a teenager.

[prentissluvr]

i love her PLEASEEEE UGH

[sadnessoverflows]

I know I say it alot. And I know you can probably guess it’s sincerity. I mean it, from the bottom of my heart. Bite me.