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Hua Cheng: I got a tattoo of dianxia's name

Lan Zhan: I branded my chest with the Wen symbol

Luo Binghe: oh you guys gave yourselves those marks? L. *shows off chest scar* SHIZUN gave me this 😏

Hua cheng and Lan zhan clenching their fists: lucky bastard..

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I keep seeing this meme today so I wanna make my own version!

San Lang’s moms 🤭

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*°~ Scumbag Villain Special Service Surprise ~°*

¡Better late than never! Happy birthday to ShengQiQiu!!! 🥳👏🎉

And of course LuoBoinghe is going to spoil his chichun! ^>^)/

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Sometimes I wonder if part of the bad attitude Mu Qing kept having toward Xie Lian after his 3rd ascension was seeing Xie Lian being seemingly so content in his current state of poverty when Mu Qing wouldn't be able to do that.

I also wonder if Mu Qing suspected Hua Cheng's challenge had something to do with Xie Lian even a little bit. I mean we're talking about someone who could remember what the embroidery on Xie Lian's undies looked like 800 years later, and as far as we know the 35 officials Hua Cheng challenged had one thing in common Mu Qing would definitely be aware of.

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that meme but it’s bingliu

(…aren’t we all sy)

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hot hot summer ☆🍓🤍

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I will not take criticism

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Bingge's trauma making him both hypersexual and aversive to touch at the same time. He succumbed that first time in the conference out of pressure and the desperate need for affection. It felt good, but all those demure glances and giggled compliments were never genuine, so they gained a more nasty/suggestive connotation in his subconscious. It's either 'fuck me' or 'why tf are you touching my arm rn?'

Bonus points if it still happens after his 'happily ever after' with SY or whomever you ship him with.

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Also I'm not sure the rest of Cang Qiong actually thinks Luo Binghe is the most obsessed one

Like to half the peaks they completely understand his obsession and devotion. Like Yue Qingyuan and Liu Qingge are like "Understand the motivation but hate the methodology"

It's Shen Qingqiu who Cang Qiong thinks is weird and unhealthily obsessed with Binghe

Their view of events as evidence:

He mourned his favourite disciple to a point other found excessive

He refused to return his sword to the sword wall and instead made a sword mound behind his house where he would mourn at

He stopped eating

He stayed away from the peaks as much as possible

He was a shadow of his formal self

He called out for him or spoke as if he was still there before remembering and being depressed again

when his precious disciple came back he was seemingly complicit in ruining SQQ's reputation as well as imprisoning him and WORSE: didn't return to his side immediately

Shen Qingqiu then sacrificed himself for his precious disciple

Who is a half demon apparently!? So he was LYING to Shen Qingqiu as well!

And then the brat won't return the body??! Disgraceful! Supposedly dishonouring it too!

And then Shen Qingqiu returns back to life and every single time choses Luo Binghe over the sect over his own life even!

Luo Binghe makes the speech about how Shen Qingqiu will never choose him and everyone else is speechless because What! Is! The! Brat! Talking about!?!

And then immediately after recovering from whatever the fuck happened at that cluster fuck of a confrontation Shen Qingqiu immediately disappears to play house with his precious disciple! Because of course he did!

Like I don't think anyone thinks he groomed Binghe. Like it was clear he loved White Lotus Binghe but not like that but he was still undeniably Overly Attached

And Qing Jing Peak is like "you have no idea"

"Almost as good as Binghe" is the highest compliment their Shizun can give them and they all hate it

Shen Qingqiu is so much more weird about Binghe then the reverse and Binghe is deeply weird

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I think that one of the most underrated reveals in Scum Villain was that Luo Binghe inherited his big dick toxic alpha male energy from his birth mother, and it actually has nothing to do with his demon side.

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[ Danmei in order of appearance: "Heaven Official's Blessing," "Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation," "Scum Villain's Self-Saving System," "The Husky and His White Cat Shizun," "Remnants of Filth," "Thousand Autumns," "Peerless," "Stars of Chaos," "Guardian," and "Ballad of Sword and Wine." ]

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TGCF Reversed AU: Ghost King Xie Lian’s besties

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Hu-hualian..... i missed them

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I want to talk about Ning Yingying and the tragedy of her original ending.

Shang Qinghua coming onto Qing Jing Peak and his reaction to how happy and well-adjusted everywhere is is very telling.

He wrote Shen Jiu as a very bad teacher. Sorry Shen Jiu you know I love you, but you're a terrible teacher.

Ning Yingying is actually the best example. She is supposed to be Shen Jiu's favorite but is stuck in continuous childhood. She's older than Binghe, who is 14 when we first meet him in SVSSS, but she was acting like a young girl rather than a teen. Then when her best friend dies, he does nothing about the despair she falls under. She doesn't eat enough, she doesn't sleep enough. She only recovers when Bingge shows up again.

But her best friend is different, he destroys everything, he destroys how she saw her beloved shizun by poisoning the fond memories she has of him. But he's her friend, he wouldn't lie to her. She retreats further into the persona that her friend had had to protect her mind from the horrors of reality.

If you recall MXTX mentioned something relevant when talking about the Little Palace Mistress. She loved GYX, but when Binghe turns up she chases after Binghe instead, and because of this, she becomes sharper, and less pleasant. Before she probably was just as bad as any spoiled princess with a whip. But afterwards she felt the guilt of having abandoned her beloved for something shinier and newer and became dangerous. As such she fought the cognitive dissonance with her whip and the pain of others.

Likewise, NYY pulls on her safe persona of the childish best friend forever.

In MDZS, we see children who have to become adults during war, but in SVSSS, we see children who remain adolescent forever. When Ning YingYing is in Bingge's harem, she remains trapped in a perpetual childhood, forever needed aid and rescuing. Never able to mature to her potential.

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people make binghe too cool in modern aus. he should be irrevocably weird. he has no interest in friends he's too busy trying to become a housewife. he spends all his free time drawing himself and laoshi on deviantart yaoi bases and updating his followers on his absurdly weird teacher crush community account (he's a microcelebrity because people are expecting him to snap and kill someone). sy is aware of both of these accounts but just thinks binghe is overly affectionate (he had a hard childhood it would be wrong for sy to brush him off!!). binghe abruptly disappears off the face of the internet and everyone thinks he died and he gets youtube essays made on him and then he comes back like nothing happened 6 years later with wedding pictures. only after this do people connect him with a cooking youtube channel centered around making meals for the poster's "beloved," who apparently was the teacher this whole time. he never posts again