theodoradevlin

[theodoradevlin]

I left a racoon who has dropped his candyfloss in a puddle. And I don't know what to do.

Seems in theme for this holiday season

[theodoradevlin]

Dearest Theodora,

I am tormented by you. You haunt my thoughts like my brain is jam, and buzzy, little bee. Like my mind is a honeypot, and you, a clumsy bear's paw.

Forever yours,

Winnieh The Pervert

Winnieh save yourself!

The only person allowed to be tormented by me is me.

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*Sliiiiiggthly blinks, when I thought you would turn around.*

[theodoradevlin]

I heard Jürgen is on Santa's naughty list. Do you wanna see why?

WHY IS IT VISUAL

And yet you find me intrigued

[theodoradevlin]

Let's make this a not so silent night, Devlin...

LAAAAAAAAST CHRISTMAS, I GAVE YOU MY HEEAART!! BUT THE VERY NEXT DAY, YOU GAVE IT AWAAAAAAAY

*Smacks you with my karaoke mic*

WHAM. 

I'm IN.

[theodoradevlin]

*Totally needs to blink, but WON'T!!*

Doing such a good job for me.

[theodoradevlin]

William walks up to Theodora at some point in between classes, a floating quill and parchment trailing behind him as the prefect finishes his dictation and smiles at you.

"Theo, hi, a quick question. Which one sounds better to your ears: "Are you a tree? Because I pine for you" or... perhaps "Aloe there, handsome"? Also, have you seen my Andrew anywhere today?"

“Pine tree, definitely.”

She tries to peek at the parchment, nodding approvingly. Felix truly learned from the best.

“He actually had an impressive show at Summoners court this morning, so I’m sure you’ll find him in a particularly good mood today…Incase you need any test subjects for these masterpieces.”

She smirks then speaks softly to the quill to try and sneak in a line, “…Are you a trampoline? Cause I’m about to jump.”

[theodoradevlin]

*Stares at you and smiles.*

[theodoradevlin]

A Ravenclaw looks at you through his telescope. "There is only one shining star I want to see tonight."

Theo thought being partnered with a Ravenclaw was going to make this assignment easier, but clearly they didn't even know what direction to point the telescope in!

She visibly tries to not roll her eyes at the pick up line before giving a half laugh, her breath creating a cloud in front of her.

Professor Shah had not relented on her outdoor lessons, despite it being the dead of winter. They had been directed to create a diagram of the Cassiopa constellation, and it was cold enough already without bad pick up lines making the night even longer.

She tightens her scarf and goes to move the Ravenclaw aside, taking the opportunity to adjust the telescope to focus on the direction of the constellation they were supposed to be observing for their assignment. As she directs her attention back to her notes, she mildly adds:

"You know..... Romance 101 lines only work when Felix says them. Maybe you could ask him for some pointers if you ever spot him in your common room.” 

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*A round, puffy redbreast lands on your finger. It looks at you slightly frozen and hungry.*

Theo welcomes her new companion with the greeting she would bestow to most of her close friends: 

 “Hello you little beast.” 

She carefully cusps her palm around the sudden visitor to provide some shelter from the wind before bringing it in to her dorm. She quickly scans the sky for signs of Hewin, but sees none, so she reaches in her pocket for some to give the redbreast some of his owl treats. "Don't tell him we shared. He gets a little peckish."

She releases the robin to her desk. Happy to not be alone, Theo crosses her arms on the flat surface to rest her head on. She lazily watches as the robin hopped around and pecked at the morsels. Secretly, she hoped the snacks would make the already round bird just a dash more rotund.

“How did you know I could use the company?”

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cintya

[theodoradevlin]

Hey there, pretty Lady!

Want to give my candy cane a strong lick? I promise you, it's extra minty. And if that is not your thing, I also still got some sweet chestnuts that are still warm to the touch.

Love, Jürgen

Jürgen! How is your gerkin?

Once again, I will not be licking your candy cane.

Though I would still do it more justice than Leander.

[theodoradevlin]

*Sighs*

I just can't decide who's cuter. Sebastian's buns or his little Niffler.

I'm a fan of both....for different reasons.

[theodoradevlin]

You overhear the conversation of two fellow students as they walk by:

"I heard that our dearest Leander tried to flirt with someone and then almost choked on a candy cane he shoved into his mouth while doing it."

"Oh my!"

So Leander is good at choking in more ways than one?

Can't say I'm surprised.